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Fluffy vs Zombies

Nov 11th, 2013
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  1. >The daddy is afraid.
  2. >”Mother fucking infected won’t get me!”
  3. >He busies himself banging boards across the door and windows.
  4. >His fluffy pony sits back watching him, “Why am daddeh put tings on see pwaces?”
  5. >The daddy grabs another board and slams it over a window and starts to nail it in.
  6. >In between swings of the hammer he yells out of the window, “You’ll never get me you undead shambling brain eating faggots!”
  7. >The fluffy pony giggles at how silly her daddy is.
  8. >She twaddles to the door and looks at her pet door.
  9. >Daddy put boards over the top but left her pet door uncovered.
  10. >She knows she isn’t supposed to go outside without daddy’s permission.
  11. >She looks at her daddy, “Fwufy wan go pway, can fwuffy pway daddeh?”
  12. >The daddy grabs a board and tries to pull it.
  13. >It doesn’t budge no matter how much force he uses.
  14. >A smile crosses his face as he make a clenched fist, “Yes!”
  15. >The fluffy pony smiles, “Otay daddeh! Fwuffy go pway!”
  16. >The fluffy pony waddles into the yard and starts to run around giggling.
  17. >Suddenly a bush rustles nearby.
  18. >The fluffy pony turns to see what is making the noise, “Nyu fwen?”
  19. >A shambling and staggering fluffy pony comes from the bush.
  20. >It has patches where its fluff has fallen out.
  21. >Its eyes are glazed over.
  22. >Is jaw is slight agape with its tongue hanging out to the side.
  23. >Its tongue has an unnatural bluish tint to it.
  24. >The undead fluffy looks at the playing fluffy, “Wuuuuggghh….”
  25. >He shambles toward her.
  26. >She gets a huge smile on her face and twaddles over to him quickly and hugs him, “Yay! Fwuffy ma’ nyu fwen!”
  27. >”Wuuuuggghh…”
  28. >The zombie fluffy turns his head and slowly opens his mouth.
  29. >She lets go and jumps away giggling as he snaps his mouth shut where her head used to be.
  30. >”Fwuffy an’ nyu fwen haf funsies! Fwuffies jump! Pway! An wun! Tee hee hee!”
  31. >The zombie fluffy starts to shamble toward her again.
  32. >”Wuuuuggghh…”
  33. >He gets closer to her and she reaches and touches his nose.
  34. >He tries again to nip at her but misses.
  35. >”Tag! Yoo am it!”
  36. >She starts to run from the undead fluffy abomination.
  37. >It runs after her as she runs away giggling.
  38. >”Wuuuuggghh…”
  39. >After a few minutes she lays on her belly and giggles some more, “Tee hee hee! Fwuffy am happy!”
  40. >The zombie gets closer, “Wuuuuggghh…”
  41. >She smiles at him, “Fwuffy wub nyu fwen!
  42. >She runs up and hugs him again.
  43. >He turns again with his mouth open.
  44. >She jumps away making him once again bite nothing but air.
  45. >She trots in front of him, “Fwuffy wan nyu fwen gif her babbehs!”
  46. >”Wuuuggg-“
  47. >He freezes.
  48. >”Wuuggghh?”
  49. >She turns and presents herself to him.
  50. >”Fwuffy wub nyu fwen! Fwuffy wan babbeh! Nyu fwen gif fwuffy babbehs!”
  51. >The zombie fluffy cocks his head to the side, “Wuuugghh?”
  52. >He then get a stupid zombie smile on his face and shambles forward mounting her.
  53. >“Wuuuggghhmmpp! Wuuuggghhmmpp!”
  54. >The fluffy pony giggle, “fwuffy am be mommeh!”
  55. >She gets a confused look on her face, “But am no nos nee be mo hawd? Feew wike mushie ting mofing in fwuffy…”
  56. >The zombie fluffy doesn’t pay her any attention, “Wuuuggghhmmpp! Wuuuuggg-“
  57. *POP*
  58. >”WUUUGGGHHH!”
  59. >He drops off her and pads between his hind legs.
  60. >The fluffy beems a smile, “Yay! Nyu fwen weft ting in fwuffy! Be mommeh fo suwe!”
  61. >”WWUUUUGGHHH!?”
  62. >He starts to shamble behind her and pad at her private place.
  63. >She runs away looking indignant, “Nuu! Yoo gif fwuffy ting! Fwuffy wan babbehs!”
  64. >He runs after her as she keeps running away.
  65. >She keeps turning as he tries to get his no nos back from inside her.
  66. >”Wuuuuggghh!”
  67. >She turns and places her butt on the ground to keep him from getting his dick back.
  68. >The bushes shake again.
  69. >A small hoard of fluffy zombies come shambling out.
  70. >”Wuuuuggghh…”, ”Wuuuuggghh…”
  71. >The zombie fluffy stumbles in front of the new zombie herd and starts to plead with them.
  72. >”Wuuuugggh!”
  73. >He points at the fluffy pony and to the hole where his penis used to be.
  74. >He then points at her and gives a mournful moan, ”Wuuuuggghh… Wu..Wuuuggghh…””
  75. >The zombie herd slowly looks between the castrated zombie and the fluffy pony.
  76. >”Yay! Mo fwen fo fwuffy! Wan pway?”
  77. >They all get a shocked look on their rotting faces.
  78. >They slowly back up with their back legs pinched together guarding their privates.
  79. >She slowly walks toward them, “Fwuffy gif aww nyu fwens huggies an hugs and pways and-“
  80. >A small slender cylinder of flesh falls out from behind the fluffy.
  81. >She turns and looks at it in shock, “Nuuuu! Now fwuffy nuu be mommeh!”
  82. >She stand over it sniffling for a minute before her eyes suddenly beam from a new idea.
  83. >”Fwuffy stiww be mommeh!”
  84. >She looks at the zombie herd, “One yoo be nyu daddeh! Pwease gif speshul huggies!”
  85. >The zombie herd turns and starts to shamble away as quick as they can keeping their back legs pinched together.
  86. >They run in rotting undead terror as the happy fluffy runs around them giggling asking who wants to give her special hugs.
  87. >The original zombie limps over and bites up his ripped off wang and starts to walk out of the yard.
  88. >”Nuuu! Pwease nyu fwens! Wan be mommeh!”
  89. >”WUUUUGGGGGH!”
  90. >They all shamble out of her lawn.
  91. >She stops at the edge.
  92. >Fluffy pony isn’t allowed to leave the yard.
  93. >The zombie with its dong dangling from the side of its mouth stumbles and falls on the sidewalk.
  94. >It falls face fist and skids grating off part of its nose.
  95. >It sits up and rubs it nose and realizes it severed man sausage is missing.
  96. >After quickly searching for it he realizes he accidently swallowed it.
  97. >He garbs his tummy and gives a long mournful, “Wuuuuuggghhhh!”
  98. >The fluffy pony slinks back to her house and through her pet door.
  99. >She looks at her daddy who is busy putting on a helmet he bought from a surplus store.
  100. >”That’s right! Bite through Kevlar you rotting pieces of undead shit! My brain is safe!”
  101. >The fluffy is sad that she lost her new friends and won’t be a mommy.
  102. >She shuffles to her daddy and hugs his leg.
  103. >He picks her up, “Its ok fluffy!Daddy is safe!”
  104. >”Those abominations won’t get in here and get me! You can bet on that!”
  105. >She still has her daddy and that makes her a happy fluffy.
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