YuYuYui CV - Hero Club Telephone

Hero Club telephone

--(1)--

[Hero Club room]

Fuu: What's today's request~♪ ...Mh? Mmmmmmh?

Fuy: What is it, Fuu-senpai? That is a very interesting face you are making.

Fuu: What's interesting face supposed to mean!? I just got a weird request.

Fuu: Here, take a look at this.

Fuy: Mumu, what is this!?

Fuy: A request to talk directly with the Hero Club?

Uta: What is it? Are we going to talk with the requester? That sounds fun! Right, Mii-chan!

Mit: Eh? What do you talk about with a stranger?

Uta: Just talk about seasonal vegetables! You can talk about vegetables all day!

Mit: ...I think this only applies to you.

Uta: Really?

Yuu: Here, here! Let's borrow a classroom and organize a social gathering!

Yuu: Like sweets, udon, or Tougou-san's botamochi, I want everyone to have them!

Uta: Nice! I'll have soba and vegetable sticks ready!

Fuu: Hey there! Not so fast! Even if it sounds fun, they want more restraint this time.

Mit: Restraint?

Yuz: Not directly, they seems to want to talk on the phone. Because face to face would be too embarrassing, apparently.

Mit: I understand. Meeting someone in person is embarrassing and makes me nervous.

Mit: ...

Mit: But on the phone would make me nervous too...

Uta: Yeah, I also get nervous meeting selective breeding professionals.

Mit: You seem like you would be proactive in a discussion though.

Fuu: So anyway, for the trial run... Right, let's do it next week.

Fuy: Hero Club telephone, start!

--(2)--

[Hero Club telephone's 1st day]

[Lounge]

Yuu: Mrgh...

Yuu: Munyuu...

Yuu: Mwaah......

Yuu: The phone isn't ringing.

Yuz: Do you really need to do it instead? (Note: Ringing and grunting are the same word)

Yuu: Eh? Was I ringing?

Yuz: Was it unconscious?

Tou: Fufu, Yuuna-chan unconsciously grunting is wonderful.

Yuu: Ah, the phone is ringing!

Ren: Pick up, Yuuki. I shall concede you the honor of spearheading this Hero Club telephone.

Yuu: Okay!

Yuu: Yes! This is the Hero Club! Thank you for calling!

Yuz: ...I guess she was the right person for the first call.

Yuu: Yes, yes, that's right!

Aya: Fufu, Yuuna-senpai looks like she's having fun. What could they be talking about?

Meb: Yuuna has a much larger network than we do, so surely about someone among them.

Yuz: A large network, huh. Then I wouldn't have much to talk about.

Tou: Yuzuki-san, I do think you can be disagreeable.

Yuz: Tougou...

Tou: But the requester did not assign anyone in particular, they simply wanted to talk with the Hero Club.

Tou: And so, as a member of the Hero Club, please be amiable and answer the phone.

Yuz: ...A Hero Club member, huh.

Ren: Yuzuki, Tougou is saying the truth. Have a chat with Miroku. There is value is this action.

Yuz: But no, this isn't what Tougou said.

Ren: Hmph, they are the same.

Yuu: Yes, thank you very much for your call!

Tou: You did well, Yuuna-chan. You look like this was a lot of fun, but what were you talking about?

Yuu: About a super delicious secret udon place! We promised to go there some time!

Tou: !? The Hero Club telephone has been used to plan a date with Yuuna-chan...!?

Tou: ...What a master tactician. I did not even consider it a possibility.

Yuu: They said with the club, so you too, come with us!

Tou: Yuuna-chan is truly so kind...! Yes, let's all go!

--(3)--

[Hero Club telephone's 2nd day]

[Lounge]

Requester 1: This time you helped us with the harvest was genuinely so helpful! Thank you so much!

Yum: This is only natural! The Hero Club will be here for you when you next require so!

Requester 1: Really!? Then please come next Wednesday!

Yum: But of course!

Yum: ...Fufufu, a perfect call if I do say so myself!

Sek: Should you really have promised it that easily?

Yum: Promised what?

Sek: Look at our schedule. We're already buried under requests next Wednesday.

Yum: ......Ah.

Yum: Is this the rumored double-booking!?

Shi: ...Rumored where?

Suz: What now, Miroku-san? Fuu-san is gonna get mad at you unless you do something.

Yum: Alfred! Where is Alfred!? Do you have any brilliant idea!?

Its: ...Aah, I think we could make it work with a few less people working on this request.

Yum: Itsuki-san! Is this the truth!?

Its: Yes.

Uta: Then I'm going! Leave the vegetable harvest to me!

Yum: ...Fu, fufufufufu.

Yum: All according to plan! This was my objective from the very beginning!

Suz: ...That's clearly a lie. You even called Alfred.

Shi: Yes, it's a lie.

Yum: ...I-I, Miroku Yumiko! Would never spread falsehoods...!

Sek: Exaggerating only makes it look more suspicious.

Yum: Ugugugu...

Its: Yes, this is the Hero Club telephone.

Yum: L-Look! The next call has arrived!

Suz: Ah, she changed the subject.

Shi: Running away?

Sek: It really is suspicious.

Its: ...Eh? You had a fight with your big sister, want to make up, but don't know how to?

Sek: Oh, this is 100% a call for Itsuki-chan.

Its: Yes, yes... I understand how it feels, but you have to be honest.

Its: You love your sister very much, don't you? Then... you can do it.

Its: I'll be waiting to hear you made up.

[Hallway]

Fuu: Itsuki... You've grown so much!

Sek: Since when have you... By the way, you sure realize her growth every opportunity you get.

--(4)--

[Hero Club telephone's 3rd day]

[Lounge]

Wak: You want to become a Hero!?

Girl: Yesh! When I grow up, I want to be a Hero! What should I do?

Wak: W-Well... Please wait until I consult the others.

Wak: Hinata, how am I supposed to answer to this!? She wants to become a Hero...

Hin: Please calm down, Wakaba-chan.

Wak: But!

Hin: It's okay. This girl doesn't know about vertexes.

Wak: Ah...

Hin: She's only a child. She must admire the heroes as in video games and on TV, nothing more.

Wak: ...You're right. This is as you say.

Hin: Have you calmed down?

Wak: I did.

Fuu: Maybe she's interested in Hero Club activities. Like people who do volunteer work are heroes.

Hin: Let's start off by asking her which one it is.

Wak: That's true, I'll try.

Wak: I apologize for the wait. Before I answer, could you please answer this question? Why do you want to become a hero?

Girl: Becauje jey're strong and cool!

Nat: Strong and cool... Tell her to work out.

Kar: Tell her to eat dried sardines and supplements every day!

Wak: I got it.

Wak: Ahem. First of all, start by working out in whatever way you can. I guess running a little in the morning.

Gir: Yes!

Wak: Next, don't be picky about food. Can you eat your vegetables?

Girl: I don't like bells peppers, but... I'll eat them!

Wak: Yes, you're a good girl. Have some dried sardines as well. Finally... treasure your friends.

Girl: Friends?

Wak: Yes. Companions who would face problems alongside you. Do you have precious friends?

Girl: Yesh! A lot! I'll do my besht! Thank you very much!

Wak: ...Phew. Was that really for the best?

Hin: Yes! As expected of you!

Fuu: Yeah, I think you got your feelings across.

Wak: I am relieved to hear you say it.

Wak: But to express your feelings over a call... is a little nostalgic of a feeling.

--(5)--

[Hero Club telephone's 4th day]

[Lounge]

Anz: Yes, this is the Hero Club telephone.

Requester 2: I'm so moved I get to talk with the Hero Club! Um, what are your hobbies?

Anz: Hobbies... you said?

Requester 2: Sorry, this was too sudden! I thought of a lot of stuff I wanted to talk about, but I am so nervous it all flew right out the window!

Anz: Please, it's fine... Right. I like to read books personally.

Requester 2: Ah, me too! I'm hooked on Sonoko-sensei's lately...

Anz: Eeh!?

Anz: (Does she know Sonoko-sensei is part of the Hero Club? If she does, I should give her the phone...)

Requester 2: Um, is something wrong?

Anz: I was just surprised because I'm a huge fan of Sonoko-sensei as well...

Requester 2: Really!? I'm so happy!

Tam: Mrgh...

SON: What's wrong, Tamabou?

Tam: I'm happy to see Anzu is having fun, but... I'm feeling a bit uneasy for some reason.

Son: Byoooooooooooooooo!!

SON: The wind! The wind has blown!!

Tam: That's the usual...

SON: Say, Tamabou! If you're feeling uneasy, you should read books too!

Tam: Books? But reading puts me to sleep...

Anz: Um, there is a huge book lover in the Hero Club. I'm giving them the phone.

Anz: Sonoko-sensei!

SON: Right here~.

Anz: Phew.

Tam: You done now?

Anz: Yes. Listen to this, the person on the phone was a fan of Sonoko-sensei.

Tam: That explains you changing with her.

Anz: That too, but... I wanted Sonoko-sensei to listen to what a reader thinks.

Anz: She was such a passionate reader... I think Sonoko-sensei will be happy to talk with her.

SON: Wooh~! My creative urges are rising~!

Anz: How nice. If only I could be like Sonoko-sensei one day...

Tam: ...Maybe I'll try harder to read.

Anz: Eh?

Tam: Nothing! It's a secret to you!

SON/Son: Byoooooooooooooo!!

Tam: Shut up!

--(6)--

[Hero Club telephone's last day]

[Lounge]

Fuu: Sorry, Utano! This request just came up, so we're leaving this to you! Let's go, Mito!

Mit: Whaaaa~~t~~! Utanon, we're leaving this to you.

Uta: She left leaving only an echo behind...

Uta: I'm all alone on the last day... Is this okay?

Uta: It didn't keep me waiting! Yes, this is the Hero Club telephone.

Mother: Ah, the Hero Club? I received vegetables from you!

Uta: From this time...

Mother: After I said these vegetables were made by the Hero Club, my kid has been trying so hard to eat them!

Uta: Thank you so much! Please share some with us again!

Uta: She did all the talking and hung up. Such power.

Uta: Oh, another one! This is the Hero Club telephone.

Kid who made up with his sister: Thank you very much for last time! I made up with my sister thanks to you!

Kid who made up with his sister: And I wanted to thank her for it, but... Is the person from last time here?

Uta: Sorry, I'm alone for now. But I will relay your thanks.

Kid who made up with his sister: Please!

Uta: It's a little embarrassing to convey your gratitude directly, but... it makes you all the more happy.

Uta: I wonder what is it this time? Yes, this is the Hero Club telephone!

Wak: Utano?

Uta: ...Wakaba?

Wak: Yes. ...Phew, I'm glad you picked up.

Uta: I'm alone right now. A request suddenly came up, so Fuu-san and Mii-chan left to take care of that.

Wak: Is that so? I thought about what to say if someone else picked up, but... It seems I did not need to worry.

Uta: Did you need something from me?

Wak: Not need, really... Right, isn't today the Hero Club telephone's final day?

Wak: What were the calls like?

Uta: There were a lot of gratitude calls. I'm glad I heard so many thank yous, but...

Wak: But, what?

Uta: I'm a little conflicted about taking all of these for myself.

Uta: Just like delicious vegetables, happiness like this is something that ought to be shared with others, I think.

Wak: What a characteristic mindset of you.

Uta: Is it? Ah, by the way, you're the last call of the Hero Club telephone.

Wak: What!?

Uta: What will you talk about as the final call?

Wak: The bar has risen...

Wak: ...I actually don't have anything I want to talk about. But it felt a little nostalgic, so I just went ahead and did it.

Uta: Nostalgic?

Wak: Yes. Didn't we talk like this before as well?

Uta: Ah...

Uta: You're right, I never expected to meet "Nogi-san" back then.

Wak: So did I, "Shiratori-san".

Uta: Pft, ahaha.

Uta: I received so much happiness from everyone today, but at that time, you were the one who cheered me up.

Wak: Utano?

Uta: Because Mii-chan was there. Because everyone from Suwa was there. And... Because your calls were there.

Uta: I think this is what allowed me to stay true to myself as a Hero.

Wak: ...This is the same for me. I had so much respect for you, putting your life on the line over at Suwa.

Uta: ...Stop!

Wak: Eh?

Uta: This is getting too grim for my liking, let's stop with this topic!

Uta: Where are you right now? You must be pretty close, no?

Wak: Actually...

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Uta: You were calling me from here!?

Wak: Yes, I called you from the other side of the door.

Uta: Come on, if you were this close, you could have just come in.

Uta: Calls are fine, but speaking directly is more fun.

Wak: But isn't a phone call nice sometimes? You made me happy too.

Uta: ...If it's only sometimes.