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Option 1: To Equestria by Trenchcoat!

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  1. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15733336
  2. http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/15833345
  3.  
  4. Option 1: To Equestria by Trenchcoat! (I gave it a name) by Iamodd !YpNb7Wi76c
  5.  
  6. Iamodd !YpNb7Wi76c 01/18/14(Sat)03:49 UTC-5 No.15743195
  7. >You give the man the paper, and finish the deal with a handshake
  8. >a small prick in the palm of your hand
  9. >he pulls his hand away to reveal that it was a buzzer like object
  10. >instead it had a needle on the end of it
  11. >you start to black out
  12. >"can you feel it?"
  13. >"you're leaving, you're leaving you're leaving all right."
  14. >"I hope your satisfied"
  15. >The mans face turns demonic, and his trenchcoat starts sucking you in
  16. >The last thing you see is his smile
  17. >"remember our deal"
  18. -------------------------------------------------------
  19. >"I wonder if we can really trust that guy..."
  20. >you can tell that voice was a males, it sounded young.
  21. >you can feel something covering your eyes
  22. >your hands are bound and you can't breathe very well
  23. >You feel a slightly warm wind on you, like a breeze that isn't exactly moving
  24. >you feel your body lift
  25. >too weak to react, you let the wind move you
  26. >you're placed on something soft
  27. >"Spike, please remove his wrappings"
  28. >that voice was female
  29. >"Umm, ok"
  30. >Feel your pants being unzipped
  31. >Hear a voice in your head
  32. >"remember our deal"
  33. >panic
  34. >kick the creature touching your junk
  35. >hear him crash some feet away
  36. >"SPIKE!"
  37. >Start flailing, grunting through your gag
  38. >you feel the warmth overtake you again, bit this time you can feel you're being moved faster, almost recklessly
  39. >stop moving
  40. >"Are you going to calm down?"
  41. "Mmph"
  42. >"What was that?"
  43. "Hudduh hudduh huh"
  44. >"oh, I guess he doesn't speak our language"
  45. >the once named Spike wheezed;
  46. >"That or he can't talk with a gag on"
  47. >"oh, right."
  48. >you hear the female giggle
  49. >the gag is removed
  50. >you say in a rhaspy voice...
  51.  
  52. >>15743421 #
  53. >you slur
  54. "ey babby want sum fuk?"
  55. >"What?"
  56. >finally remember who you are and what happened.
  57. >"I think he's dangerous Twi, we better not-"
  58. "Twilight?"
  59. >You can hear their breathing stop for just a moment
  60. >"you can talk?"
  61. >"And you knoe who she is?"
  62. "Can you guys untie me please?"
  63. >"Oh uh, sure just don't kick me again"
  64. "Sorry, it's a natural reaction to being touched there"
  65. >bold faced lie
  66. >When the blindfold is removed, you have to wince from all the color
  67. >It was bright and cheerful, just like the show.
  68. >You smiled, knowing you had finnaly made it
  69. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  70. >"So you're a human?"
  71. "Yeah, I'm like a really mutaded ape"
  72. >"So was it magic that did it to you or-"
  73. >A knock at the door surprised her
  74. >"I'll get it Twi!"
  75. >Spike runs to the door as Twilight uses her magic to prepare another cup of tea.
  76. >"uhm, sorry for bothering you but I heard a noise as I was walking by earlier and I just now found the cou-"
  77. >As the pony was rambling you walk into the room
  78. "Hello Fluttershy"
  79. >"eep!"
  80. >The pony flies straight up, giving Rainbow Dash's record for liftoff a new contender
  81. >too bad she was inside and there happened to be a roof
  82. >Before she could hit the roof Twilight caught her with her aura
  83. >"Oh hello Fluttershy, This is....."
  84. >She hesitated
  85. >"I never asked your name"
  86. >You pause, and try to think of something to tel them
  87. >You hated your old name, too many bad memories
  88. "My name is....
  89.  
  90. >>15743566 #
  91. (Dubs decide)
  92. "Niganon"
  93. >"Niganon?"
  94. "Niganon"
  95. >Fluttershy shivers in midair, trying desprately to escape
  96. >"Oh, sorry Fluttershy"
  97. >Twilight sets her down
  98. >She stands there, frozen in place
  99. >Spike trys to break the tension
  100. >"He's a creature from a different universe!"
  101. >Afraid you were insulted, Twilight hushes Spike
  102. >"Spike that's not very nice!"
  103. >You laugh
  104. >Fluttershy winces, but smiles when she sees it's a genuine laugh.
  105. >"It's nice to meet you niganon"
  106. "Oh, just call me Anon, my dad was the nigger"
  107. >"Oh, I bet he was the best nig-er he could be.
  108. >She smiles, not knowing how horribly racist that term is on your planet
  109. >not that you care
  110. >You hear your stomach rumbling, and the ponies take note of it right away.
  111. (post too long)
  112.  
  113. >It was some time later when you found yourself at a fancy restaurant
  114. >It smelled good, but in the way that a salad bar smelled good
  115. >You spent your childhood swallowing your veggies like pills, with a mouthfull of water
  116. >A gryphon comes walking out of the kitchen, pushing a cart with 4 trays towards your group.
  117. >Fluttershy, Spike, Twilight, and yourself.
  118. >The gryphon smiled and put the plates on your table
  119. >"Sometheeng special, for moi furst hyoomin customer
  120. >He gives you a fork, and a knife
  121. >It wasn't just a butterknife either, it was a steak knife
  122. >You pondered why as Twilight lifted all of the lids off of the plates at once
  123. >And there it sat, a prime steak
  124. >You looked up in shock, knowing that cows were sentient in this universe
  125. "Uhh Twilight, Why am I getting steak?"
  126. >"Judging from your teeth it was easy to tell you were an omnivore, and at this resturaunt it's easy to get meat"
  127. "But... Why did the cows agree to this?"
  128. >"In Equestria, we have all manners of creatures. A large number of them intelligent"
  129. >She took a bite of her food and continued
  130. >"It's not exactly a law, but when most creatures die, intelligent or not, they can be fed to carnivores to stop them from needing to hunt.
  131. >You could tell this wasn't something Fluttershy liked hearing
  132. >"Large groups of ponies and cows and such make organizations to keep them fed, most of these are families of victims of underfed predators"
  133. "Oh, so it's like being an organ doner almost?"
  134. >"Exactly!"
  135. >Twilight smiled and continued eating.
  136. >you looked over to Fluttershy who just kept staring at your steak.
  137. >feelsbadman.jpg
  138. >You cover it back up
  139. "Uhh, I'm not all that hungry right now"
  140. >"what!? The whole reason we came here was so you could eat!"
  141. >Twilight was in a huff
  142. >you saw how Fluttershy was able to start eating again
  143. "Sorry, switiching dimensions can really mess with someones appetite"
  144. >stomach rumbles again
  145. >Fluttershy looks at you
  146. >Twilight's hair gets frazzled
  147. >You can't decide which pony to please
  148. >you go with
  149.  
  150. >>15743988 #
  151. (Twilight it is)
  152. >Purple horse is crazy
  153. >Don't piss of a magical horse
  154. >Pull the cover off the plate
  155. >proceed to eat the steak
  156. >it was awesome
  157. >Twilight happily nibbles her food
  158. >Fluttershy looked too sick to eat
  159. >She had to excuse herself when you dripped some of the juice on your chin.
  160. >you finish your steak and Fluttershy meekly walks out of the restroom
  161. >you mouth "Sorry to her"
  162. >She sees some meat stuck in your teeth
  163. >Runs back
  164. >-10 Fluttershy route
  165. "Tell the cook this steak was excellent"
  166. >The Waiter smiled and walked off with the check
  167. >You gave Twilight a puzzled look
  168. >"Oh, I'm using this as part of my "research fund", I'm sure Celestia will understand"
  169. >you shrug and stand up, noting that spike had been eating a chicken leg, but Fluttershy didn't say shit about it
  170. >not that she said shit about you, but what gives.
  171. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  172. >You find yourself in...
  173.  
  174. >>15744357 #
  175. >The bathroom with Fluttershy
  176. >Not knowing what the different signs meant was a bad thing
  177. >Fluttershy froze in place
  178. "Sorry Fluttershy"
  179. >you turn around and go to open the door
  180. >"No wait!"
  181. >You pause
  182. >"Why is it you came here right when the cu-"
  183. >The door was pushed open, and you fell to the floor
  184. >Twilight picked you up with magic, apologizing for opening the door so quickly
  185. >"Wait, what is a boy doing in the Fillies room anyways?"
  186. "I couldn't tell what the signs meant, and I walked into the wrong one on accident"
  187. >You looked to Fluttershy who hushed as soon as Twilight entered the bathroom.
  188. >You excuse yourself and walk out, going to the next bathroom over.
  189.  
  190. (3:30 am, I'm done for tonight.
  191. Will finish more tomorrow)
  192.  
  193. >>15744460 #
  194. >Finish using the restroom
  195. >Wash your hands
  196. >walk out of the eatery
  197. >Find Purple and Yellow waiting for you
  198. "Hello ladies"
  199. >they smile
  200. >Fluttershy seems to be ok
  201. >You smile back.
  202. >You all decide to go back to Twilights house
  203. --------------------------------------------------------------
  204. >"Anon, I have a question I've been meaning to ask you"
  205. >You pause for a second, not knowing what she might ask
  206. >You panic, wondering if she was going to ask why you hit spike when he touched your junk.
  207. >"How do you seem to know so much about ponykind? You just got here and you know almost everyone!"
  208. >You sigh, it's not any better a question to answer, but you at least won't be sent back to earth if you answer it.
  209. >You tell her...
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