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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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<i>Hi, moms, Stephanie here.</i>

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<i>Today, as promised,
I'm gonna share</i>

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<i>my zucchini chocolate chip
cookie recipe.</i>

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<i>But first, many of you
have asked me</i>

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<i>for an update
on the Emily situation.</i>

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<i>And for those of you
who are new to my vlog,</i>

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<i>you should know my best friend,
Emily, is missing right now.</i>

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<i>She asked me a simple favor,</i>

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<i>to pick up her son, Nicky,
from school,</i>

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which was five days ago.

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And she hasn't
come back yet, so...

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I'm sorry,
we're all really worried,

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and I'm doing everything I can to
help the police track her down.

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But I'm realizing I don't
know her as well as I thought I did.

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It's like my mom
used to say,

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God rest her soul. Um...

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Secrets are like margarine,

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easy to spread, bad for the heart.

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But as different as we are,

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I do consider Emily
my best friend.

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She is this wonderful,
elegant person.

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And our sons brought us
together, actually.

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<i>Well, for our new friends,</i>

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<i>I'll just start
from the beginning.</i>

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<i>I met Emily a few weeks ago</i>

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<i>at school.</i>

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<i>It was
International Cuisine Day</i>

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<i>in my son's
first grade class.</i>

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<i>And once again,
I drew Sweden,</i>

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<i>which meant my famous
meatless meatballs.</i>

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You're all dead!

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I killed everyone!

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Not me.
I came back to life.

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I want to thank everyone,

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who participated
in today's feast. Yay!

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Class, haven't we
learned so much

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about food
from all around the world?

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Yes!

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Give your parents
a big round of applause.

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That looks great!

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- Big smile!
- Oh, my gosh.

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Where does she get
all that energy from?

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What are you looking at?

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I think there's crystal
meth in those meatballs.

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Oh, parents, there's
a sign-up sheet on the board

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for our Fun Fair next week.

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Uh, please, Stephanie,
don't sign up

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for more than one job.

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I'm not sure everyone else
has had a chance to volunteer.

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Miles, sweetie, sweetie,
maybe just be careful

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with your fingers
with Nicky's truck, okay?

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Has Nicky's mom
volunteered?

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Emily? Please.
She wouldn't know

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a sign-up sheet
if it bit her on the ass.

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God, it'd be my dream
to run PR for Dennis Nylon.

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Can you imagine all
the free shit she must get?

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- I know.
- Okay,

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I'm crossing myself
off decorations.

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I can leave that
open for Emily.

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And then if she
can't make it,

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I can still bring my
balloons and helium tank.

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Please tell me
you don't actually

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own a helium tank,
Stephanie.

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I think lots of people
own helium tanks, Stacy.

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Because kids love balloons.

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Do you not have one?

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You a bad parent?
I'm kidding.

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We're terrible parents.

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I think it's a perfect
plan, Stephanie.

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Good thinking, Stephanie.

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Hey, Smooch!

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Oh, great work
today, Smooch.

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Smooch!

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- Thanks a lot, Mom.
- Oh.

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Can me and Miles
have a play date today?

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Um, I don't know, sweetie.

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I think we need
to ask your mommy,

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and she's still
in the city.

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She's right there.

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Come here, little dude.

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Oh, my baby!

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Look at your shirt. Did any
food make it into your mouth?

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Ask her, Nicky, ask her!

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Ask me what?

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We want a play date.

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Oh, we can't. Mommy
already has a play date

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with a symphony of
anti-depressants. Let's go.

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Play date!
Play date! Play date!

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Baby, please don't do this.
I gotta go.

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Come on. I got
a ton of work to do.

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You don't let me
have any fun.

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That's not true.
I let you tear my labia

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as you exited my body,
so you're welcome.

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Do you drink?

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- I need a martini.
- Oh! Uh...

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Yeah. I like martinis. I haven't
had one in a long time.

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They're good, though. Had one
that was mostly chocolate.

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And I was like, "Alcohol
and chocolate!"

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Mom life.

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Oh, okay. No play date.
Come on, kid, let's go.

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Then I'm staying here.

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Christ, he's
fucking stubborn.

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It doesn't have to have
the chocolate in it.

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Okay, I don't think I'm
gonna win this, so, um...

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I mean, do you wanna come over
for a beverage of any kind?

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I think I could use
some backup.

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That's me? I'm backup?

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Does your kid drink, maybe?

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I mean, it's never too
early to start teaching them.

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I think you're joking,
but great.

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- Sweetie...
- Hey, you, let's go.

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Let's get your
umbrella out, okay?

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Because we're gonna
go out in the rain.

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What on Earth are
those two gonna talk about?

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Emily's gonna eat
poor Stephanie alive.

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At least she'd be
eating something.

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What is your problem?

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Go show him
your room. Go.

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Oh, please don't run!

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Be safe please!

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Cute socks.

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Oh, thanks!

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They're from Target.
It's 10 bucks a pack.

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- So great, Target.
- Yeah.

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They have other animals.

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They have these squirrel ones
are cute, chipmunks,

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beavers...

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That's so lifelike.

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Yeah.

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Do you like it?

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How could you not?
It's, um...

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Right?

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I used to dye my hair.
I get bored easily.

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Yeah.

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Did you paint that?

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No. No, no. It's made
by an almost famous painter

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from the East Village.

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My life is littered
with almost-somebodies.

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I did some art modeling
in school

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to pay my way through.

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Then the pervert
got obsessed with me.

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Oh, well,
that happens, yeah.

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So I stole the painting,
you know,

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thinking it'd be worth
something someday.

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But, no.
No such luck.

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This house is incredible.

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Thanks. It's
a fucking money pit.

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- Oopsy.
- Hmm?

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Oh, sorry. It's, um, what we say
at my house when someone swears.

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It's a force of habit.

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We have an oopsy jar
in the pantry.

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It's like, you know.

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Put a quarter in
for every bad word.

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You should smash
the oopsy jar.

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That might change your life.

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Yeah. Ugh. Sorry.

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Don't say sorry.

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You don't need to do that.
You don't need to apologize.

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It's a fucked-up
female habit.

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You don't need to be sorry
for anything, ever.

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That's true.
That's great advice.

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Thank you.

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I love this music,
by the way.

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Thanks. Yeah.

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Makes me forget
I'm stuck in this shithole.

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I'm gonna go get booze.

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Great!

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I was really caught up
in the ambiance.

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Come on,
give me a little more.

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Oh!

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I liked it.
I may join you later.

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Oh! You must love cooking
in this kitchen!

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No, not really.
Sean does.

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I think it's probably just
an excuse to avoid writing.

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Your husband's a writer?

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No. He wrote a book
10 years ago.

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It made him the toast
of the town.

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I actually had to stalk him

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to make him
fall in love with me.

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But then, nothing. He never
wrote anything ever again.

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- It's the old bait-and-switch.
- What was the book?

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It's called
<i>Darkness at Dawn.</i>

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Oh, my gosh! I read
that in my book club!

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- Really?
- This was... Yeah.

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Well, this was back when
I first became a single mom,

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and I joined this book club, and
that was the first book we read.

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It's so impressive.

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So you're divorced, then?

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Widowed.

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Do you mind if I ask
how he died?

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Car accident.

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- Oh. How awful.
- Yeah.

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My brother, Chris, was in
the passenger seat, so...

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You're kidding.

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One fell swoop, and the two

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most important men
in my life were gone.

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Normally, sad stories
don't get to me.

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But that one...

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That one did.
That was brutal.

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I don't talk
about it a lot.

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Especially with people
I just met.

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I'm really sorry.
Oh! Mmm...

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Baby, if you
apologize again,

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I'm gonna have to slap
the sorry out of you.

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Yeah. That's...
I'm not sorry.

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That's a hard habit
to break, though.

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It is.

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So, are you
dating anyone?

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No. Slim pickings
in Warfield.

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Well, you are an hour
and a half outside the city.

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I'm not gonna date someone from the city.

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I tried eHarmony
for a while,

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and then that mother
of three wound up

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with her head
in the trash can,

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you remember that?
And I... Ugh.

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I said, "No thank you.
Delete."

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What?

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Come on, baby,

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you're too sexy to give up.

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That's nice.
I don't know. Um...

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If your head's gonna
end up in a trash can,

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your head's gonna end up
in a trash can.

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I just didn't think I would
end up a single mom,

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struggling to make
ends meet.

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I mean, my husband
had life insurance,

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thank goodness,
but not a lot.

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I put half of that away
for Miles' college,

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and so, with
that coming in,

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the money still
runs out in 2020.

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Thank God
for his life insurance.

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Yeah.

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My husband
doesn't have anything

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if it makes you feel better.
But he does spend like

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he's the man of the hour.

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Fucking have to pay
for everything.

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We can't even
sell this house.

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We bought it
during the bubble.

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I love your house.

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Don't dream of selling it.

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If I were you, I'd just bask
in this kitchen all day long!

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Then you should move in.

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Here. Cheers
to being house poor.

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Yes, cheers!

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Mmm. What?

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That's, uh...

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It's just another one
of my bad decisions.

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Yeah.
It's great.

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Is that a charity symbol?

250
00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:51,325
Yeah, Mother Teresa and I are,
like, the same person, so...

251
00:11:51,327 --> 00:11:53,659
It's a nice contrast
with your ring.

252
00:11:53,661 --> 00:11:55,995
Thanks. Yeah, this is
a family heirloom.

253
00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:57,596
It belonged to Sean's
great-grandmom,

254
00:11:57,598 --> 00:11:58,597
and then his mom,

255
00:11:58,599 --> 00:12:00,567
and she insisted that I
have it, so, you know?

256
00:12:00,569 --> 00:12:02,336
Whose Subaru
is blocking the garage?

257
00:12:02,338 --> 00:12:05,339
- Speak of the devil.
- Oh, that's mine. I'm sorry...

258
00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:07,374
- You're what?
- Mmm...

259
00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:09,076
Your wife is trying to get me
to stop apologizing.

260
00:12:09,078 --> 00:12:12,546
Or maybe you can
get her to start.

261
00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:14,715
- Oh! Hi.
- Hi.

262
00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:15,948
- Hi.
- Hi.

263
00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:17,817
Oh, martini time?

264
00:12:17,819 --> 00:12:19,653
I'm sure
it's 5:00 somewhere.

265
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,787
Oh, my God,
did you just come up

266
00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:21,955
with that cliche
by yourself?

267
00:12:21,957 --> 00:12:23,456
He's such
a brilliant writer.

268
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,692
I have to say,
you inspire me.

269
00:12:25,694 --> 00:12:27,126
Not enough, apparently.

270
00:12:27,128 --> 00:12:28,595
"Why,
thank you very much

271
00:12:28,597 --> 00:12:30,096
"for going to the grocery
store," he said,

272
00:12:30,098 --> 00:12:32,832
dripping with sarcasm.

273
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,533
Oh, I figured
you'd want a break

274
00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:37,137
from not writing ever.

275
00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:40,740
With that fatal blow,
she won the joust.

276
00:12:40,742 --> 00:12:42,576
- Well played.
- Hmm. Thank you.

277
00:12:42,578 --> 00:12:44,144
- This is Stephanie.
- Hi, Stephanie.

278
00:12:44,146 --> 00:12:45,912
Her kid goes to Warfield
with our kid.

279
00:12:45,914 --> 00:12:47,350
She read your book.

280
00:12:48,483 --> 00:12:49,982
I did. I loved it!

281
00:12:49,984 --> 00:12:51,618
It reminded me
of William Thackeray.

282
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:52,818
She really read it.

283
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:54,553
Wow, not many people

284
00:12:54,555 --> 00:12:55,922
trot out Thackeray
as a reference.

285
00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:58,057
Oh, I was an English
major at Barnard.

286
00:12:58,059 --> 00:12:59,458
It was pre-mommy brain.

287
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,027
I did my thesis
on the <i>Canterbury Tales.</i>

288
00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:03,062
"And with that word
Arcite gan espye,

289
00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:05,398
"whereas this lady
roamed to and fro."

290
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,603
"And with that sight,
her beauty hurt him so."

291
00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:11,671
I'm sorry, do you guys
wanna get a room?

292
00:13:11,673 --> 00:13:13,409
Am I breaking this up?

293
00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:14,708
I like that.

294
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,043
Hey, do you want me
to make you a drink?

295
00:13:17,045 --> 00:13:18,711
No. I'm good.
You guys enjoy.

296
00:13:18,713 --> 00:13:20,013
I'm gonna head upstairs
for a shower.

297
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:22,014
Okay.

298
00:13:22,016 --> 00:13:24,083
Nice to meet you,
Sharon.

299
00:13:24,085 --> 00:13:26,919
Yeah. It's lovely
to meet you.

300
00:13:26,921 --> 00:13:28,721
He's terrible with names.

301
00:13:28,723 --> 00:13:31,091
Oh, yeah. I mean,
Stephanie's crazy.

302
00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:34,126
Like P-H-what?

303
00:13:34,128 --> 00:13:36,462
You guys are
such a cute couple.

304
00:13:36,464 --> 00:13:38,197
Yeah, we're on the verge
of bankruptcy,

305
00:13:38,199 --> 00:13:40,533
and we can't find
a decent nanny

306
00:13:40,535 --> 00:13:41,871
in all of Connecticut, so...

307
00:13:43,104 --> 00:13:44,437
Drowning.

308
00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:46,105
If you ever need me
to pick up Nicky

309
00:13:46,107 --> 00:13:47,706
after school
and take him to my house,

310
00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,978
even if you just need
the night off...

311
00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:52,044
You'd do that for me?

312
00:13:52,046 --> 00:13:53,615
Yeah. Anything.

313
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:04,191
<i>Hi, moms, Stephanie here.</i>

314
00:14:04,193 --> 00:14:06,963
<i>If it's your first visit to
the vlog, a hearty welcome.</i>

315
00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:09,929
<i>Today's theme
is friendship.</i>

316
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:12,067
<i>So today,
I thought we would make</i>

317
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,701
<i>friendship bracelets!</i>

318
00:14:15,703 --> 00:14:17,236
<i>I have never understood</i>

319
00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:19,472
<i>these silly,
hurtful divisions</i>

320
00:14:19,474 --> 00:14:21,707
<i>between working moms
and stay-at-home moms.</i>

321
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:23,143
<i>Honestly, I have
found it difficult</i>

322
00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:24,977
<i>to make friends with either.</i>

323
00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:27,614
Emily! Hi,
what's up, lady?

324
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,048
<i>Hey, I was
wondering if I could</i>

325
00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,783
<i>take you up on your offer
to pick up Nicky.</i>

326
00:14:30,785 --> 00:14:32,786
<i>I'm in a meeting
with no end in sight.</i>

327
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,587
Uh, yeah, I'm
happy to help.

328
00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:37,523
Actually, I just got this
jumbo set of Perler beads...

329
00:14:37,525 --> 00:14:38,991
<i>Yeah, yeah, okay.
You're the best.</i>

330
00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:41,927
Okay. Um, just... Does Nicky
have any dietary restrictions?

331
00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:45,097
<i>Yeah, just don't feed him
shit he doesn't like. Thanks.</i>

332
00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:47,667
Don't feed...
Okay.

333
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,572
Oh, my God, she's so funny.

334
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:53,072
Whoo!

335
00:14:53,074 --> 00:14:55,875
No, no, no, Dennis,
this is what's gonna happen.

336
00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:57,244
I'm gonna do my job,

337
00:14:57,246 --> 00:14:58,677
you're gonna
take some pills,

338
00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:00,813
and then I'm gonna
call you later. Okay?

339
00:15:00,815 --> 00:15:02,517
What? Oh, oh,
I can't hear you.

340
00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:03,917
I'm in an elevator.

341
00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:05,818
I am hungry for flesh!

342
00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:14,159
Just Darth Mommy,
it's this game...

343
00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:15,562
It's really silly.

344
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:16,863
Honestly, his dad
was much better

345
00:15:16,865 --> 00:15:18,063
at the roughhousing stuff.

346
00:15:18,065 --> 00:15:19,832
- Don't do that.
- Do what?

347
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,268
Don't denigrate
your good parenting

348
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,135
to comfort me
for my shitty parenting.

349
00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,904
Oh, gosh, no,
Emily, that's...

350
00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:26,105
That's not
what I was doing at all.

351
00:15:26,107 --> 00:15:27,606
I think you're
a super mom.

352
00:15:27,608 --> 00:15:28,841
Oh, no, you don't.

353
00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:29,909
Come on, your kid had

354
00:15:29,911 --> 00:15:31,211
lobster bisque for lunch
the other day.

355
00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:33,013
I'm lucky if I remember
my kid's lunch box.

356
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,214
Honestly, it's fine.

357
00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:36,619
The nicest thing I could do for
Nicky is blow my brains out.

358
00:15:40,822 --> 00:15:41,955
I'm kidding.

359
00:15:41,957 --> 00:15:43,923
Right. Yeah. Well...

360
00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:47,561
You do work
in the city, so...

361
00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:49,732
- Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, my gosh!

362
00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:57,037
Did you just
take my picture?

363
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,605
I'm yearbook mom.

364
00:15:58,607 --> 00:16:00,340
Did I ask you
to take my picture?

365
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:01,508
Erase it.

366
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,976
You look really chic, it's
just for "Faces and Places."

367
00:16:03,978 --> 00:16:05,312
Just for the other parents.

368
00:16:05,314 --> 00:16:07,147
Erase it or I'll slap
a fucking injunction

369
00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:08,748
on your yearbook,
do you understand?

370
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,283
Yeah. Okay.

371
00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:12,085
Yeah, it's gone.

372
00:16:12,087 --> 00:16:13,687
Whoa. Bye-bye.

373
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:15,187
Don't do that again.

374
00:16:15,189 --> 00:16:16,990
Oh, my gosh,
I'm so sorry.

375
00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:20,092
Or, I didn't mean
to offend you.

376
00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:21,827
Um... I'm
sure that stuff's

377
00:16:21,829 --> 00:16:23,196
really sensitive
in your industry.

378
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:24,831
Oh, no. It's all good.

379
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:25,966
I guess I'm probably
not the kind of person

380
00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,067
you're normally
friends with.

381
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,036
Oh, you do not wanna be
friends with me. Trust me.

382
00:16:30,038 --> 00:16:31,270
Dennis, sweetie,

383
00:16:31,272 --> 00:16:32,938
let's try this again. Um...

384
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:34,341
Okay, I want you
to go home

385
00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:35,741
and chill the fuck out

386
00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:37,213
and don't ever call me
again. Bye.

387
00:16:38,947 --> 00:16:40,279
That's how
you talk to your boss?

388
00:16:40,281 --> 00:16:42,248
Yeah. You know,
you gotta go right at 'em.

389
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,649
Especially the powerful ones.

390
00:16:43,651 --> 00:16:45,121
Or they will fuck you
in the face.

391
00:16:45,853 --> 00:16:48,153
Yeah, I get that.

392
00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:49,688
Wanna get out of here?

393
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,057
Mommy needs a drink.

394
00:16:51,059 --> 00:16:52,859
Yeah.

395
00:16:52,861 --> 00:16:54,027
Totally.

396
00:16:54,029 --> 00:16:55,298
Nicky!

397
00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:58,197
Okay, guys...

398
00:16:58,199 --> 00:17:00,332
I guess we're going.

399
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:03,036
Hey!
Nicky, come! Now!

400
00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:05,337
Okay. I have a gift for you.
Please close your eyes.

401
00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:06,705
- Mmm-mmm.
- Yeah. Hold out

402
00:17:06,707 --> 00:17:07,774
your tattoo hand, please.

403
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,275
This is happening.
I'll wait all day.

404
00:17:09,277 --> 00:17:10,813
- Are you propositioning me?
- Yes.

405
00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:13,683
Here. I made that for you.

406
00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:16,415
You made this for me?

407
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,917
Thought it would go with that
pinstriped suit you have.

408
00:17:18,919 --> 00:17:20,386
Really? That's nice.

409
00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:22,321
No one does stuff
like this for me.

410
00:17:22,323 --> 00:17:25,892
I used to watch those
<i>Bewitched</i> reruns on TV Land,

411
00:17:25,894 --> 00:17:27,426
and I always thought
it was so classy

412
00:17:27,428 --> 00:17:28,827
when Darrin
would come from work

413
00:17:28,829 --> 00:17:30,730
and Samantha
would fix him a martini.

414
00:17:30,732 --> 00:17:33,298
Every time we do this,
I feel so high-tone.

415
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:37,037
My God, you're such a nerd.

416
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:39,305
Ugh. Fuck this.
I need a real martini.

417
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:40,940
- This one's not real?
- Nope.

418
00:17:40,942 --> 00:17:42,842
Sean and I had the real thing
at Dukes in London.

419
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,144
The key, frozen gin.

420
00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:47,913
And a frozen glass. Here.

421
00:17:47,915 --> 00:17:49,150
Move, bad martini.

422
00:17:49,984 --> 00:17:51,317
Okay.

423
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:53,252
Little bit of vermouth.

424
00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:56,423
Swirl it around, dump.

425
00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:58,825
Don't you dare
touch that wash cloth.

426
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,163
Then add in the gin.

427
00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:03,229
Mmm.

428
00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:04,300
Cut your twist.

429
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:10,170
Squeeze it, outside out.
Get a nice little mist.

430
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,172
Lick the edges. Voila.

431
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,972
And don't add
fucking ice. Ever.

432
00:18:13,974 --> 00:18:15,842
We don't like ice anymore?

433
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,242
That shit ruins everything.

434
00:18:17,244 --> 00:18:18,944
Tough day at work?

435
00:18:18,946 --> 00:18:20,779
I just need to hit
the reset button sometimes.

436
00:18:20,781 --> 00:18:22,449
Oh, cheers!

437
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,020
Cheers.

438
00:18:33,294 --> 00:18:34,829
Can you make me
one of those?

439
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:38,198
Do I look reset?

440
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,769
Because I feel reset.

441
00:18:41,069 --> 00:18:43,068
You smell good.

442
00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:45,070
What is that perfume?
You smell so good.

443
00:18:45,072 --> 00:18:46,873
- I wish I smelled like you.
- Thank you.

444
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,174
It's one of Dennis'.
I could get you one.

445
00:18:49,176 --> 00:18:50,410
I could get you
a bathtub full

446
00:18:50,412 --> 00:18:51,478
if you'd like.

447
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:56,316
I would love it, girlfriend.

448
00:18:56,318 --> 00:18:57,483
Thank you.

449
00:18:57,485 --> 00:19:01,221
I'm really unhappy with myself
for taking that picture...

450
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,756
Oh, my God, are you
still talking about that?

451
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,022
...without asking,
it's so rude.

452
00:19:04,024 --> 00:19:05,892
- Please, stop. Forget it.
- Just, like, "Paparazzo."

453
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,926
You are so nice.

454
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,428
I have no idea how you've
survived this long.

455
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,797
I'm not as nice
as you think so.

456
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:12,132
Are you baiting me?

457
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:14,203
No. I'm just saying.

458
00:19:16,203 --> 00:19:18,872
- Everybody has a dark side.
- Mmm-hmm.

459
00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:21,106
Some of us are better
at hiding it than others.

460
00:19:21,108 --> 00:19:22,875
Wanna trade confessions?

461
00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:24,477
- No, no. No.
- Come on.

462
00:19:24,479 --> 00:19:27,046
What's the wildest thing
you've ever done?

463
00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:28,917
Oh, no, I don't know,
I shouldn't.

464
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:30,817
You go first.

465
00:19:30,819 --> 00:19:32,088
Okay, um...

466
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:36,021
Few months ago,
Sean and I had his TA over

467
00:19:36,023 --> 00:19:38,828
for dinner, and drinks,
and a threesome.

468
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:42,929
Was Sean jealous of him?

469
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,133
Did I say it was a him?

470
00:19:47,135 --> 00:19:50,369
That's very cool, sis.
Very cool.

471
00:19:50,371 --> 00:19:51,837
- You okay?
- Yeah!

472
00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:53,205
I don't mean
to freak you out.

473
00:19:53,207 --> 00:19:55,942
Hello! I'm not freaked out,
maybe you're freaked out.

474
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,109
- Okay.
- Because I'm not freaked out.

475
00:19:57,111 --> 00:19:59,179
I'm cool.
I'm laissez-faire.

476
00:19:59,181 --> 00:20:01,280
Okay, laissez-faire.

477
00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:02,414
I mean, you're not exactly
a sexual maverick.

478
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:03,549
And that's fine.

479
00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:05,221
You know,
prudes are people, too.

480
00:20:07,121 --> 00:20:08,523
I wanna know
your secret. Tell me.

481
00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:12,962
My dad died when I was
a senior in high school.

482
00:20:14,162 --> 00:20:16,162
<i>And</i>

483
00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:17,532
<i>this boy showed up
to the funeral.</i>

484
00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:22,067
<i>His name was Chris.</i>

485
00:20:22,069 --> 00:20:24,837
<i>And I guess he was
the spitting image</i>

486
00:20:24,839 --> 00:20:26,474
<i>of my father,
30 years younger.</i>

487
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:33,315
<i>My mom thought
she saw a ghost.</i>

488
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,055
<i>And it turned out
he was my half-brother.</i>

489
00:20:42,357 --> 00:20:45,391
That's your whole secret?
That your dad had an affair?

490
00:20:45,393 --> 00:20:47,059
No!

491
00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:49,127
Okay, can you
just tell me your secret?

492
00:20:49,129 --> 00:20:51,266
Come on,
spill it, dark side.

493
00:20:51,966 --> 00:20:54,366
So, Chris...

494
00:20:54,368 --> 00:20:57,269
<i>It was too late for him to
drive home, so he stayed over.</i>

495
00:20:57,271 --> 00:20:58,840
<i>We stayed up
all night, talking,</i>

496
00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,376
<i>and</i>

497
00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:02,976
<i>my dad was...</i>

498
00:21:02,978 --> 00:21:05,377
My dad was really the person
who understood me.

499
00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:07,148
And he was gone, so...

500
00:21:08,215 --> 00:21:12,317
I was alone, alone
for the first time.

501
00:21:12,319 --> 00:21:15,989
<i>But he sees me, you know?</i>

502
00:21:15,991 --> 00:21:17,326
<i>Like, he really sees me.</i>

503
00:21:19,261 --> 00:21:21,196
And we just stared at each
other for the longest time.

504
00:21:22,963 --> 00:21:24,130
You can't be too drunk
in my house

505
00:21:24,132 --> 00:21:25,330
not to finish the story.
What happened?

506
00:21:25,332 --> 00:21:27,032
Uh, yeah. Uh...

507
00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:29,102
Okay, so, I don't know,

508
00:21:29,104 --> 00:21:31,371
maybe it's not so racy
where you're from, but...

509
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,472
Stop avoiding.
Tell me what happened.

510
00:21:33,474 --> 00:21:34,606
<i>We stood there</i>

511
00:21:34,608 --> 00:21:36,041
- <i>for the longest time.</i>
- <i>Uh-huh.</i>

512
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:38,044
<i>So I went in to hug him,</i>

513
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,381
<i>and we kissed.</i>

514
00:21:40,181 --> 00:21:41,617
<i>I know, it's so gross.</i>

515
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,583
- The end?
- Yeah.

516
00:21:43,585 --> 00:21:45,050
- You just kissed?
- Yeah, we kissed.

517
00:21:45,052 --> 00:21:47,287
You just kissed
your brother?

518
00:21:47,289 --> 00:21:49,588
- <i>Yeah. It's so...</i>
- <i>What?</i>

519
00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:50,990
<i>Ugh. It's so lurid.</i>

520
00:21:50,992 --> 00:21:52,991
<i>It's my half-brother.
It's not my brother.</i>

521
00:21:52,993 --> 00:21:54,192
<i>He's your
half-brother, though?</i>

522
00:21:54,194 --> 00:21:55,428
- <i>Okay.</i>
- <i>He's my...</i>

523
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:56,462
<i>Yeah, there's more.</i>

524
00:21:56,464 --> 00:21:57,963
- <i>Mmm-hmm.</i>
- <i>No. No, there's not more.</i>

525
00:21:57,965 --> 00:21:59,531
No, no.
Yeah, there is.

526
00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,601
- So...
- You fucked him.

527
00:22:01,603 --> 00:22:03,001
What?

528
00:22:03,003 --> 00:22:04,369
<i>Was he good?</i>

529
00:22:04,371 --> 00:22:06,571
<i>That is so disgusting.</i>

530
00:22:06,573 --> 00:22:08,574
<i>I don't know...</i>

531
00:22:08,576 --> 00:22:10,676
<i>You didn't fuck him?
Tell me you didn't fuck him.</i>

532
00:22:10,678 --> 00:22:12,211
<i>I don't know
what's going on in your...</i>

533
00:22:12,213 --> 00:22:13,313
- <i>Swear.</i>
- <i>I swear.</i>

534
00:22:13,315 --> 00:22:15,117
Swear on your
dad's grave.

535
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,236
Oh, my God.

536
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:38,038
Don't.

537
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,140
- You brotherfucker!
- No. Don't.

538
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,575
This is good.

539
00:22:42,577 --> 00:22:45,111
Oh, my God!

540
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,980
I've got a brotherfucker
taking care of my kid.

541
00:22:46,982 --> 00:22:48,247
I shouldn't
have even said anything.

542
00:22:48,249 --> 00:22:50,282
Brotherfucker.

543
00:22:50,284 --> 00:22:53,118
You know what? I don't know.
It's these stupid martinis.

544
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,653
Hey, brotherfucker, do you
wanna stay for dinner?

545
00:22:54,655 --> 00:22:55,989
I shouldn't have
even said anything.

546
00:22:55,991 --> 00:22:58,057
Yeah, I do wanna
stay for dinner.

547
00:22:58,059 --> 00:22:59,157
That would be lovely.

548
00:22:59,159 --> 00:23:00,425
I can't wait to see
what you cook.

549
00:23:00,427 --> 00:23:02,095
You know what?

550
00:23:02,097 --> 00:23:04,596
I'm gonna cook you
the best meal of your life,

551
00:23:04,598 --> 00:23:06,164
and you're gonna
feel really bad

552
00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:07,633
about being
so mean right now.

553
00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:09,201
- Brotherfucker!
- Ow!

554
00:23:09,203 --> 00:23:10,670
I like you!

555
00:23:10,672 --> 00:23:12,605
Hi, moms,
Stephanie here.

556
00:23:12,607 --> 00:23:14,473
Today we'll be talking about
the perfect first aid kit...

557
00:23:14,475 --> 00:23:16,776
so you're never left in
need during a crisis.

558
00:23:20,581 --> 00:23:21,681
Hi!

559
00:23:21,683 --> 00:23:22,749
<i>Stephanie.
Thank God you picked up.</i>

560
00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:24,650
<i>Hey, I just have
a little emergency.</i>

561
00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:26,652
Oh, really? That's
a coincidence. I was just...

562
00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:28,354
<i>I need your help.</i>

563
00:23:28,356 --> 00:23:29,555
Are you okay?

564
00:23:29,557 --> 00:23:32,557
<i>I'm fine, but I do need
just a simple favor.</i>

565
00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:34,026
<i>Can you grab
Nicky from school?</i>

566
00:23:34,028 --> 00:23:36,229
<i>Sean's in London, his mother
broke her fucking hip,</i>

567
00:23:36,231 --> 00:23:37,663
<i>and I got a big fire
to put out at work.</i>

568
00:23:37,665 --> 00:23:39,132
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God!

569
00:23:39,134 --> 00:23:41,103
Poor Sean,
poor you. Um...

570
00:23:42,136 --> 00:23:43,635
Anything I can
do to help. Yeah.

571
00:23:43,637 --> 00:23:45,203
<i>You're the best.
Hey, I gotta run,</i>

572
00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:47,039
<i>but I'll get you back
for this, okay?</i>

573
00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:49,107
Of course,
Nicky's in good hands.

574
00:23:49,109 --> 00:23:51,544
<i>Hey, Stephanie,
you're a good person.</i>

575
00:23:51,546 --> 00:23:52,679
<i>True friend.
I mean that.</i>

576
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,718
Don't worry about it.
I will talk to you later. Bye.

577
00:24:01,188 --> 00:24:02,821
Freeze!
Do you know what I see?

578
00:24:02,823 --> 00:24:04,624
I see two boys
getting a play date!

579
00:24:04,626 --> 00:24:07,359
Yeah!

580
00:24:07,361 --> 00:24:09,561
Stephanie, that's so great
you took the nanny job.

581
00:24:09,563 --> 00:24:11,163
- Nanny job?
- Yeah, for Emily.

582
00:24:11,165 --> 00:24:12,434
I know she was
looking for one.

583
00:24:15,069 --> 00:24:16,836
Well, that...

584
00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:19,739
We're just friends. I'm
helping her as a friend.

585
00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:22,240
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

586
00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:24,242
I didn't realize
you guys were so close.

587
00:24:24,244 --> 00:24:26,278
Well, we are!

588
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,382
We drink martinis together.
Strong ones from London.

589
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:30,715
Okay, boys, if you
don't wrestle in the car,

590
00:24:30,717 --> 00:24:32,117
I'm gonna
make you fruit pops!

591
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,622
- Let's go, let's go!
- Yay!

592
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:39,291
She doesn't know
she's working for free.

593
00:24:44,499 --> 00:24:45,865
Whoo!

594
00:24:57,345 --> 00:24:58,711
<i>This is Emily Nelson,</i>

595
00:24:58,713 --> 00:25:01,146
<i>Director of Public Relations
for Dennis Nylon Holdings.</i>

596
00:25:01,148 --> 00:25:02,615
<i>Leave a message
or go fuck yourself.</i>

597
00:25:02,617 --> 00:25:06,251
Hey, uh, Em,
it's Stephanie. Um...

598
00:25:06,253 --> 00:25:08,721
I know you're probably
knee-deep in that crisis.

599
00:25:08,723 --> 00:25:10,655
But Nicky's asking when
you're coming to get him,

600
00:25:10,657 --> 00:25:12,791
and I don't know
what to say, so...

601
00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:14,292
Just let me know.

602
00:25:14,294 --> 00:25:17,430
And I hope you're hanging
in there. Give 'em heck.

603
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:20,199
Stephanie Smothers.
I'm a close friend of hers,

604
00:25:20,201 --> 00:25:21,467
I'm watching her son.

605
00:25:21,469 --> 00:25:23,402
Can you just tell me
where she is

606
00:25:23,404 --> 00:25:24,737
and when she
might be back?

607
00:25:24,739 --> 00:25:27,640
Yeah, she's in Miami
for a few days.

608
00:25:27,642 --> 00:25:29,307
Did you wanna
leave a message?

609
00:25:29,309 --> 00:25:31,210
I'm sorry,
did you say a few days?

610
00:25:31,212 --> 00:25:32,644
Yeah, can you hold
for a second, please?

611
00:25:32,646 --> 00:25:34,713
<i>She didn't say
that it was gonna be a few...</i>

612
00:25:34,715 --> 00:25:36,449
Oh, for the love of Joe.

613
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,517
Oh!

614
00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:40,153
<i>Yes?</i>

615
00:25:40,155 --> 00:25:42,788
Sean, hi! Um, it's Stephanie.
I'm so sorry to bother you.

616
00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:44,257
I got your number
from the school directory.

617
00:25:44,259 --> 00:25:45,458
Has something
happened to Nicky?

618
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:48,193
No!
Uh, Nicky's fine.

619
00:25:48,195 --> 00:25:50,296
Yeah, sorry, he's fine.
He's here with me.

620
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:53,469
Um, Emily, though,
asked me to watch him,

621
00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:57,803
and that was two days ago,
and I haven't heard from her.

622
00:25:57,805 --> 00:25:59,172
<i>Have you guys been in touch?</i>

623
00:25:59,174 --> 00:26:00,472
Christ, two days?

624
00:26:00,474 --> 00:26:01,508
<i>What'd she tell you?</i>

625
00:26:01,510 --> 00:26:03,808
Um, she said she had
to put out a big fire.

626
00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:04,676
And I called her office,

627
00:26:04,678 --> 00:26:06,311
and then they said
she was in Miami?

628
00:26:06,313 --> 00:26:07,880
<i>Yeah, that sounds
about right.</i>

629
00:26:07,882 --> 00:26:09,382
I mean, I've played through

630
00:26:09,384 --> 00:26:10,849
some of these
emergencies before,

631
00:26:10,851 --> 00:26:13,251
<i>and once she knows that
Nicky's being taken care of,</i>

632
00:26:13,253 --> 00:26:15,453
she disappears
for quite some time.

633
00:26:15,455 --> 00:26:17,690
Oh, fun! Um...

634
00:26:17,692 --> 00:26:18,758
I'm flying back tomorrow.

635
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,193
I'll pick up Nicky as soon
as I'm on the ground.

636
00:26:21,195 --> 00:26:22,260
<i>All righty?</i>

637
00:26:22,262 --> 00:26:23,598
All righty.

638
00:26:28,435 --> 00:26:29,669
Ah.

639
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,604
Miss Canterbury Tales.

640
00:26:31,606 --> 00:26:33,439
Um, her assistant,
Valerie, said that

641
00:26:33,441 --> 00:26:34,707
she couldn't get in touch
with her, either.

642
00:26:34,709 --> 00:26:38,577
Which is weird, because it's
a work thing, an emergency.

643
00:26:38,579 --> 00:26:40,913
Some of the moms think
we should go to the police.

644
00:26:40,915 --> 00:26:41,980
Jesus.

645
00:26:41,982 --> 00:26:43,816
Has it really come to this?

646
00:26:43,818 --> 00:26:45,550
Do you want tea?

647
00:26:45,552 --> 00:26:47,819
You know what?
Let's do it.

648
00:26:47,821 --> 00:26:50,522
Not the tea. The police.

649
00:26:50,524 --> 00:26:52,290
- Sean?
- Yeah.

650
00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:53,692
The police are here.

651
00:26:53,694 --> 00:26:54,730
Okay.

652
00:27:01,435 --> 00:27:03,336
And when was the last time

653
00:27:03,338 --> 00:27:05,503
either of you heard from her?

654
00:27:05,505 --> 00:27:07,472
Three days ago.

655
00:27:07,474 --> 00:27:09,674
I was in London.
My mother broke her hip.

656
00:27:09,676 --> 00:27:11,810
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Thank you.

657
00:27:11,812 --> 00:27:13,412
Well, she said
it was a work crisis?

658
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,548
Yeah. She has
a very high-profile job

659
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,950
and a full staff
that she oversees.

660
00:27:17,952 --> 00:27:19,551
Most times
when a woman vanishes,

661
00:27:19,553 --> 00:27:20,952
she has a reason.

662
00:27:20,954 --> 00:27:22,654
What are you implying,
exactly?

663
00:27:22,656 --> 00:27:24,557
You two didn't
have a fight?

664
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:25,991
Something to make you
run off to London?

665
00:27:25,993 --> 00:27:27,626
Are you saying that
I broke my mother's hip?

666
00:27:27,628 --> 00:27:29,630
You leave town,
your wife takes off.

667
00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:32,464
Maybe there's, um,

668
00:27:32,466 --> 00:27:34,967
a close friend she might be
spending some time with.

669
00:27:34,969 --> 00:27:36,902
Excuse me,
that's very rude.

670
00:27:36,904 --> 00:27:38,938
He is a dedicated
husband and father.

671
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:40,806
I have seen him with his
wife, let me tell you,

672
00:27:40,808 --> 00:27:43,041
they've got more chemistry
than a science fair.

673
00:27:43,043 --> 00:27:44,176
Just exploring
all avenues, ma'am.

674
00:27:44,178 --> 00:27:46,781
Well, that avenue is a dead
end, so you can drop it.

675
00:27:47,682 --> 00:27:49,848
And where's
Emily's family?

676
00:27:49,850 --> 00:27:51,483
She doesn't have any.

677
00:27:51,485 --> 00:27:52,585
She was an only child,

678
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:55,424
and her mother and father died
when she was a teenager.

679
00:27:56,456 --> 00:27:58,024
I'm sorry,
I didn't know that.

680
00:27:58,026 --> 00:27:59,557
We'll file
a missing person's report

681
00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:02,327
and contact you
in the next couple of days.

682
00:28:02,329 --> 00:28:03,729
If she doesn't turn up,

683
00:28:03,731 --> 00:28:06,031
we'll contact the local
authorities in Miami.

684
00:28:06,033 --> 00:28:08,467
Not planning any more trips,
are you, Mr. Townsend?

685
00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:09,535
No.

686
00:28:09,537 --> 00:28:11,569
I'm gonna be right here.

687
00:28:11,571 --> 00:28:13,908
I'm gonna be at my house
with my son.

688
00:28:14,709 --> 00:28:16,545
We can show ourselves out.

689
00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:21,346
<i>God knows we've had
our troubles in the past,</i>

690
00:28:21,348 --> 00:28:24,317
but I don't think she'd just
up and leave her child.

691
00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:27,553
No, God, she adores Nicky.
She wouldn't do that.

692
00:28:27,555 --> 00:28:29,521
She is an enigma, my wife.

693
00:28:29,523 --> 00:28:30,990
That's what drew me to her.

694
00:28:30,992 --> 00:28:32,557
It can also
make her impossible.

695
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:34,492
She can be
so fiercely private.

696
00:28:34,494 --> 00:28:35,461
She sure doesn't like

697
00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:36,595
having her picture taken,
I'll tell you that.

698
00:28:36,597 --> 00:28:38,830
I remember this one time,
she shut down my Facebook

699
00:28:38,832 --> 00:28:40,999
because I posted up
a family picture.

700
00:28:41,001 --> 00:28:43,001
Ugh. Social media
is so tricky.

701
00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:44,336
I can get
to close to her,

702
00:28:44,338 --> 00:28:45,971
I can never quite reach her.

703
00:28:45,973 --> 00:28:48,708
She's like
a beautiful ghost.

704
00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:50,542
Never entirely there.

705
00:28:50,544 --> 00:28:51,977
That's so poetic.

706
00:28:51,979 --> 00:28:54,012
That's why you're
such a good writer.

707
00:28:54,014 --> 00:28:56,615
I'm not a writer
anymore, Stephanie.

708
00:28:56,617 --> 00:28:58,517
I gave all that up
just to chase this woman

709
00:28:58,519 --> 00:28:59,521
for the rest of my life.

710
00:29:01,723 --> 00:29:03,788
I should order a taxi
and go home.

711
00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:05,458
Yeah.

712
00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:08,930
Oh, gosh, it's 1:25, they
stop driving at 1:00 here.

713
00:29:11,098 --> 00:29:12,932
That couch pulls out, um,

714
00:29:12,934 --> 00:29:14,700
if you wanna stay over.

715
00:29:14,702 --> 00:29:16,535
I know Nicky would love it

716
00:29:16,537 --> 00:29:18,604
if you were here
in the morning.

717
00:29:18,606 --> 00:29:19,775
That would be lovely.

718
00:29:36,857 --> 00:29:38,691
Who wants
more B vitamins?

719
00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:39,858
- Yeah!
- I do!

720
00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:41,660
Yeah?
Are they nice?

721
00:29:41,662 --> 00:29:43,695
- Yeah.
- Yeah? Delicious?

722
00:29:43,697 --> 00:29:46,132
- Hi.
- Hey.

723
00:29:46,134 --> 00:29:47,566
Uh, what on Earth
are you making?

724
00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:49,835
These are
hangover smoothies.

725
00:29:49,837 --> 00:29:51,604
They get it
right out of you.

726
00:29:51,606 --> 00:29:53,838
And the kids love them.

727
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,441
Little tip,
they have a full portion

728
00:29:55,443 --> 00:29:56,575
of vegetables in them,

729
00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:57,576
and they don't even
know it.

730
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,612
It's so hard to get kids
to eat their vegetables.

731
00:29:59,614 --> 00:30:00,615
Right?

732
00:30:01,749 --> 00:30:03,449
Mmm.

733
00:30:03,451 --> 00:30:04,720
Wanna try some?

734
00:30:05,086 --> 00:30:06,421
Great.

735
00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:13,694
Good?

736
00:30:16,062 --> 00:30:19,698
I think we should get ready
for school.

737
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,370
Oh, school, school.

738
00:30:22,103 --> 00:30:23,568
<i>Hi, moms, Stephanie here.</i>

739
00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:25,037
<i>Today I'm making
a new recipe</i>

740
00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:27,205
<i>I learned
for a hangover smoothie.</i>

741
00:30:27,207 --> 00:30:28,207
<i>Uh, it's really nice.</i>

742
00:30:28,209 --> 00:30:30,175
<i>I especially
want to thank everybody</i>

743
00:30:30,177 --> 00:30:32,747
<i>who's written in
to ask about Emily.</i>

744
00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:35,416
<i>It's been four days now.</i>

745
00:30:36,117 --> 00:30:37,349
<i>So...</i>

746
00:30:37,351 --> 00:30:40,486
<i>The good news is that Sean
is home from London,</i>

747
00:30:40,488 --> 00:30:42,724
<i>and he's working very
closely with the police.</i>

748
00:30:43,223 --> 00:30:46,624
<i>Um, actually, moms,</i>

749
00:30:46,626 --> 00:30:49,494
<i>I know a lot of you
are hung up on the idea</i>

750
00:30:49,496 --> 00:30:51,564
<i>that the husband
is always the primary suspect.</i>

751
00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:53,434
<i>I know, I've seen</i>
Law & Order.

752
00:30:53,835 --> 00:30:55,099
<i>But, um...</i>

753
00:30:55,101 --> 00:30:57,635
<i>First, I'm here to tell you</i>

754
00:30:57,637 --> 00:31:00,538
<i>Sean was in London
when Emily disappeared.</i>

755
00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:02,540
<i>And some of you
have suggested</i>

756
00:31:02,542 --> 00:31:05,176
<i>that he did that
to set up an alibi,</i>

757
00:31:05,178 --> 00:31:09,815
<i>but he's an amazing husband
and an amazing father, so...</i>

758
00:31:09,817 --> 00:31:11,416
<i>The police
haven't been much help.</i>

759
00:31:11,418 --> 00:31:13,618
<i>But every mom knows that if you
want something done right,</i>

760
00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:15,753
<i>you have to do it yourself.</i>

761
00:31:15,755 --> 00:31:17,522
<i>I will leave
no stone unturned.</i>

762
00:31:17,524 --> 00:31:19,224
<i>I think that's
what Emily would want.</i>

763
00:31:19,226 --> 00:31:20,594
Dennis Nylon, please hold.

764
00:31:21,928 --> 00:31:23,697
Dennis Nylon, please hold.

765
00:31:24,831 --> 00:31:25,897
Thanks for holding.

766
00:31:25,899 --> 00:31:27,732
How may I direct your call?

767
00:31:27,734 --> 00:31:28,834
Hi, my name
is Stephanie...

768
00:31:28,836 --> 00:31:30,502
Dennis Nylon, please hold.

769
00:31:30,504 --> 00:31:32,203
My friend works here.
She's been missing...

770
00:31:32,205 --> 00:31:34,173
Thanks for holding.
How may I direct your call?

771
00:31:34,175 --> 00:31:36,107
I tried to call
her assistant.

772
00:31:36,109 --> 00:31:38,277
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- Valerie.

773
00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:39,345
She wasn't super helpful.

774
00:31:39,347 --> 00:31:40,913
Thanks for holding.
How may I direct your call?

775
00:31:40,915 --> 00:31:42,114
I can't tell
if you're talking to me.

776
00:31:42,116 --> 00:31:43,518
You're looking right at me.

777
00:31:44,549 --> 00:31:45,617
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- Okay.

778
00:31:45,619 --> 00:31:47,619
Thanks for holding.
How may I direct your call?

779
00:31:47,621 --> 00:31:48,953
Her name is Emily Nelson.

780
00:31:48,955 --> 00:31:50,689
She's the head
of the PR department.

781
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,024
Emily's not in today.

782
00:31:52,026 --> 00:31:53,692
I know she's not in.

783
00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:55,961
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- Okay.

784
00:31:55,963 --> 00:31:57,829
Just gonna...

785
00:31:57,831 --> 00:32:00,298
Sorry. No, I am not sorry.

786
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:04,002
I need to speak
to Dennis Nylon, please?

787
00:32:04,004 --> 00:32:05,671
A woman's missing, so...

788
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:07,772
Mr. Nylon's
not here right now.

789
00:32:07,774 --> 00:32:08,907
Great, I'll wait.

790
00:32:08,909 --> 00:32:10,077
Knock yourself out.

791
00:32:10,978 --> 00:32:12,113
Okay.

792
00:32:28,229 --> 00:32:31,063
Dennis Nylon, please hold.

793
00:32:31,065 --> 00:32:32,330
Um, Mr. Nylon?

794
00:32:32,332 --> 00:32:34,199
We don't accept
unsolicited resumes.

795
00:32:34,201 --> 00:32:35,733
Cool, that's not why
I'm here.

796
00:32:35,735 --> 00:32:36,835
Um, we have a problem.

797
00:32:36,837 --> 00:32:38,636
We most certainly do.

798
00:32:38,638 --> 00:32:39,971
A friend of mine works in
your publicity department...

799
00:32:39,973 --> 00:32:41,542
Is that a vintage
Hermes scarf?

800
00:32:42,242 --> 00:32:43,709
My Aunt Frieda
gave it to me.

801
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,176
Did she want you
to hang yourself with it?

802
00:32:45,178 --> 00:32:46,778
Look at that knot,
Jesus fucking Christ!

803
00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:48,681
I'm here about
Emily Nelson.

804
00:32:48,683 --> 00:32:50,348
What about Emily?
What happened?

805
00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:52,684
She asked me to pick up
her son four days ago

806
00:32:52,686 --> 00:32:54,019
because she went to Miami.

807
00:32:54,021 --> 00:32:55,854
She's still not back.
No texts, no calls,

808
00:32:55,856 --> 00:32:57,122
and no one in your office
seems to give a crap.

809
00:32:57,124 --> 00:32:58,126
Excuse my language.

810
00:32:59,594 --> 00:33:01,226
- Kiko.
- Hmm?

811
00:33:01,228 --> 00:33:02,928
Why did Emily
go to Miami?

812
00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:04,299
I didn't know she did.

813
00:33:06,232 --> 00:33:08,232
We in this office
have learned that

814
00:33:08,234 --> 00:33:09,934
when Emily elects
not to tell us something,

815
00:33:09,936 --> 00:33:11,336
it's best not to ask.

816
00:33:11,338 --> 00:33:12,805
Doesn't she work for you?

817
00:33:12,807 --> 00:33:15,106
Emily's job
is to stop the apocalypse

818
00:33:15,108 --> 00:33:16,976
without worrying
any of the designers.

819
00:33:16,978 --> 00:33:18,309
And she always
finds a way

820
00:33:18,311 --> 00:33:19,845
to look fabulous
when she does it.

821
00:33:19,847 --> 00:33:21,145
That's great!

822
00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:23,382
What do you suggest
that I do?

823
00:33:23,384 --> 00:33:25,817
Never wear a vintage Hermes
scarf with a Gap T-shirt.

824
00:33:25,819 --> 00:33:27,987
If you were truly Emily's
friend, you would know that.

825
00:33:27,989 --> 00:33:30,058
Excuse me,
I have a very busy day.

826
00:33:32,193 --> 00:33:33,692
Valerie, my office.

827
00:33:33,694 --> 00:33:34,695
Now!

828
00:33:49,844 --> 00:33:51,809
Hi.

829
00:33:51,811 --> 00:33:53,848
Sit, sit, sit!
Emily! I want answers.

830
00:33:54,882 --> 00:33:57,218
Steven,
you forgot the shirts.

831
00:34:07,928 --> 00:34:10,294
No, I can't
help you with that.

832
00:34:10,296 --> 00:34:11,729
Of course he's
freaking out.

833
00:34:11,731 --> 00:34:14,133
He needs someone
to manage this now.

834
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:15,303
I don't know.

835
00:34:26,781 --> 00:34:27,983
Mother fudger.

836
00:34:59,412 --> 00:35:00,845
Well, if it isn't
Aunt Frieda's

837
00:35:00,847 --> 00:35:01,979
least favorite niece.

838
00:35:01,981 --> 00:35:03,314
What were you
doing up there?

839
00:35:03,316 --> 00:35:04,783
Corporate spying?

840
00:35:04,785 --> 00:35:06,221
Or just a common
garden shoplifter?

841
00:35:07,455 --> 00:35:09,321
Yeah, you gotta go
right at them.

842
00:35:09,323 --> 00:35:10,756
Especially
the powerful ones.

843
00:35:10,758 --> 00:35:12,359
Or they will fuck you
in the face.

844
00:35:13,461 --> 00:35:14,993
Listen, you bargain
basement Tom Ford,

845
00:35:14,995 --> 00:35:16,227
if you don't have
this Ken doll

846
00:35:16,229 --> 00:35:17,296
unhand me this second,

847
00:35:17,298 --> 00:35:19,263
I will tell the thousands of
moms that watch my vlog

848
00:35:19,265 --> 00:35:21,500
that Dennis Nylon is a bully
who victimizes women.

849
00:35:21,502 --> 00:35:23,234
And that they should stop
buying your tacky blouses

850
00:35:23,236 --> 00:35:24,470
made by Indonesian children.

851
00:35:24,472 --> 00:35:26,908
Because if you lose moms,
you lose business.

852
00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:31,042
Okay, number one,

853
00:35:31,044 --> 00:35:32,377
they are not
Indonesian children,

854
00:35:32,379 --> 00:35:34,078
they are Vietnamese
teenagers.

855
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,182
Number two,
Tom Ford wishes he were me.

856
00:35:37,184 --> 00:35:40,254
And number three,
if I'm tacky,

857
00:35:41,187 --> 00:35:42,256
okay?

858
00:35:42,856 --> 00:35:44,089
You're...

859
00:35:44,091 --> 00:35:45,260
This has been fun.

860
00:35:46,327 --> 00:35:48,363
Better pray
I don't have a bruise.

861
00:35:59,173 --> 00:36:00,975
No wonder she doesn't like
having her picture taken.

862
00:36:07,414 --> 00:36:09,180
<i>Look
at our little Stephanie.</i>

863
00:36:09,182 --> 00:36:11,283
Comforting
the worried husband.

864
00:36:11,285 --> 00:36:12,350
Oh, please.

865
00:36:12,352 --> 00:36:14,886
It's an arts
and crafts project.

866
00:36:14,888 --> 00:36:17,555
I've never seen her pass up
a chance to use a stapler.

867
00:36:17,557 --> 00:36:19,558
Emily's gonna hate
those flyers

868
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,292
when she gets back.

869
00:36:21,294 --> 00:36:23,764
She's not coming back.

870
00:36:24,865 --> 00:36:26,265
Don't you watch <i>Dateline?</i>

871
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:28,736
If the case isn't solved
in the first 72 hours,

872
00:36:29,502 --> 00:36:31,405
they're always dead.

873
00:36:32,006 --> 00:36:33,138
Oh, yeah.

874
00:36:34,908 --> 00:36:36,073
Oh, perfect timing!

875
00:36:36,075 --> 00:36:37,142
Dinner's ready.

876
00:36:37,144 --> 00:36:38,243
The boys are upstairs.

877
00:36:38,245 --> 00:36:40,044
I'm just gonna have them
wash their hands

878
00:36:40,046 --> 00:36:41,148
and come down.

879
00:36:41,915 --> 00:36:43,182
Um...

880
00:36:43,184 --> 00:36:44,850
Are you okay?

881
00:36:44,852 --> 00:36:46,919
I've just never experienced
anything like this.

882
00:36:46,921 --> 00:36:49,354
Walking into
a fully set dinner table.

883
00:36:49,356 --> 00:36:52,825
Yeah,
this is weird.

884
00:36:52,827 --> 00:36:55,026
- I'm being...
- No, no, no! Not at all.

885
00:36:55,028 --> 00:36:56,828
I think anything
stable these days

886
00:36:56,830 --> 00:36:58,462
is like a gift
from heaven, right?

887
00:36:58,464 --> 00:37:00,098
I should tidy up
first, though.

888
00:37:04,537 --> 00:37:05,837
- Hey.
- Hello.

889
00:37:05,839 --> 00:37:06,839
- Mr. Townsend?
- Ah, yes.

890
00:37:06,841 --> 00:37:08,272
Detective Summerville.
We spoke on the phone.

891
00:37:08,274 --> 00:37:09,607
That's right. Um...

892
00:37:09,609 --> 00:37:11,843
Stephanie, can you help
the boys with their homework?

893
00:37:11,845 --> 00:37:13,511
Of course.

894
00:37:13,513 --> 00:37:15,379
- Come in. Sorry.
- Thank you.

895
00:37:15,381 --> 00:37:18,819
Just a pre-dinner snack.

896
00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:21,154
That's a cute nanny.

897
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:24,156
No, no. That's one
of my wife's friends.

898
00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,527
She's been helping me out.

899
00:37:27,093 --> 00:37:29,493
Oh, shit. Can she come
help out around my house, too?

900
00:37:32,932 --> 00:37:34,232
The passenger manifest says

901
00:37:34,234 --> 00:37:36,234
she wasn't on
any flights to Miami.

902
00:37:36,236 --> 00:37:38,537
But she did rent
a white Kia from Budget.

903
00:37:38,539 --> 00:37:40,305
She paid in cash
for a two-day rental.

904
00:37:40,307 --> 00:37:42,274
Now, when people
pay in cash,

905
00:37:42,276 --> 00:37:44,008
it usually means one thing.

906
00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:46,111
What are you saying?
She's having an affair?

907
00:37:46,113 --> 00:37:47,546
I can't say that
with any confidence.

908
00:37:47,548 --> 00:37:49,281
Can you
not track the Kia?

909
00:37:49,283 --> 00:37:50,948
I have
toll booth reports coming in

910
00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:52,149
from across the country,

911
00:37:52,151 --> 00:37:54,019
assuming she's not
swapping out plates.

912
00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:55,520
I wanna get a description
of your wife to

913
00:37:55,522 --> 00:37:58,522
every precinct
in the tri-state area, okay?

914
00:37:58,524 --> 00:38:00,591
Did she have
any distinguishing features?

915
00:38:00,593 --> 00:38:02,895
Any birthmarks, tattoos?

916
00:38:02,897 --> 00:38:04,062
She's got a tattoo
on her left wrist.

917
00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,129
Oh, great.

918
00:38:05,131 --> 00:38:08,133
It's flames and a charity
symbol in the middle.

919
00:38:08,135 --> 00:38:10,102
Really?

920
00:38:10,104 --> 00:38:11,236
More judgment from you?

921
00:38:11,238 --> 00:38:12,404
Nope. No, no, no.

922
00:38:12,406 --> 00:38:13,671
But she did
things like that.

923
00:38:13,673 --> 00:38:15,973
Impulsive, crazy things.

924
00:38:15,975 --> 00:38:17,542
I'm gonna go call this in.

925
00:38:17,544 --> 00:38:19,080
Tell your wife's friend
I said goodbye.

926
00:38:22,149 --> 00:38:23,214
<i>You're a saint.</i>

927
00:38:23,216 --> 00:38:24,649
You don't have to do that.

928
00:38:24,651 --> 00:38:27,118
I'm not a saint. I just
like to keep my hands busy.

929
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,087
Um... I should go.

930
00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:30,689
It's Flags of the World
day on Monday.

931
00:38:30,691 --> 00:38:32,393
I haven't even started
on South America.

932
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,162
Sorry.

933
00:38:37,164 --> 00:38:40,031
No, I don't mean sorry.
I mean thank you.

934
00:38:40,033 --> 00:38:41,933
Thank you for being
such a good friend.

935
00:38:41,935 --> 00:38:42,968
Of course.

936
00:38:42,970 --> 00:38:45,437
I'm a problem-solver,
I just wish I could do more.

937
00:38:45,439 --> 00:38:46,875
You're doing plenty.

938
00:38:55,348 --> 00:38:57,015
So, that's where
we are today.

939
00:38:57,017 --> 00:38:58,283
And we are keeping
our heads up

940
00:38:58,285 --> 00:39:00,017
and not jumping
to any conclusions.

941
00:39:00,019 --> 00:39:01,386
We are soldiering on

942
00:39:01,388 --> 00:39:03,522
with cookies and origami.

943
00:39:03,524 --> 00:39:06,091
But for you moms
who want to help,

944
00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,259
we know that Emily
was driving a white Kia

945
00:39:08,261 --> 00:39:10,095
that she rented
from a Budget

946
00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:12,698
at La Guardia Airport
on the 24th.

947
00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:14,165
And I did a little digging,

948
00:39:14,167 --> 00:39:16,370
so, um,
the license plate is...

949
00:39:22,977 --> 00:39:24,042
<i>Dear Stephanie,</i>

950
00:39:24,044 --> 00:39:24,977
<i>I'm writing
from Standish, Michigan,</i>

951
00:39:24,979 --> 00:39:26,011
<i>with a possible
Emily sighting.</i>

952
00:39:26,013 --> 00:39:28,980
<i>I was driving down I-75
two days ago,</i>

953
00:39:28,982 --> 00:39:31,249
<i>when I saw a woman
gassing up a white Kia.</i>

954
00:39:31,251 --> 00:39:32,383
<i>She was really pretty,</i>

955
00:39:32,385 --> 00:39:33,718
<i>and I remember thinking
she didn't look like</i>

956
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,120
<i>she was from around here.</i>

957
00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,156
<i>I hope this helps.</i>

958
00:39:37,691 --> 00:39:39,991
So, um,
Summerville sent the info

959
00:39:39,993 --> 00:39:41,392
to the local authorities
in Michigan.

960
00:39:41,394 --> 00:39:44,162
Did she ever mention Michigan?
Did she have a friend there?

961
00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:47,165
As far as I knew, she didn't
have any real friends.

962
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,533
- Not before you.
- Oh.

963
00:39:48,535 --> 00:39:49,700
How is that possible?

964
00:39:54,207 --> 00:39:56,077
Hello. Please
tell me you found her.

965
00:39:56,709 --> 00:39:57,945
A lake?

966
00:39:59,213 --> 00:40:00,682
Well, I don't know.

967
00:40:02,249 --> 00:40:04,082
Okay, I'm heading
there now.

968
00:40:04,084 --> 00:40:06,350
They found the rental
car in Michigan.

969
00:40:06,352 --> 00:40:07,218
Look, I'm gonna have to go

970
00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:09,321
because otherwise
I'm going to go crazy.

971
00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:11,059
- Can you do me a favor?
- Yes, it's done. Go.

972
00:40:12,626 --> 00:40:14,593
<i>Hi, moms. Stephanie here.</i>

973
00:40:14,595 --> 00:40:17,696
I can see we have
a flood of new viewers today.

974
00:40:17,698 --> 00:40:20,631
And if you're new
to the vlog, I'm sorry.

975
00:40:20,633 --> 00:40:22,767
This probably isn't
the best entry to start with.

976
00:40:22,769 --> 00:40:25,803
<i>For those of you who have been
following my vlog this week,</i>

977
00:40:25,805 --> 00:40:28,673
<i>you know that my best friend,
Emily, went missing.</i>

978
00:40:28,675 --> 00:40:32,711
<i>So many of you wrote in with
your helpful tips and ideas.</i>

979
00:40:32,713 --> 00:40:36,615
<i>I wanna give a special thanks
to Leanne Lippens</i>

980
00:40:36,617 --> 00:40:40,053
<i>whose helpful tip made
a major break in the case.</i>

981
00:40:41,789 --> 00:40:43,658
<i>I have some somber news.</i>

982
00:40:46,292 --> 00:40:47,761
<i>Emily was found.</i>

983
00:40:51,298 --> 00:40:53,066
<i>Not alive, I'm afraid.</i>

984
00:40:54,801 --> 00:40:57,204
<i>My friend, Emily Nelson,</i>

985
00:40:58,805 --> 00:41:00,008
<i>is dead.</i>

986
00:41:14,687 --> 00:41:17,089
<i>Our Father,
we look to you again,</i>

987
00:41:17,091 --> 00:41:19,290
<i>facing this moment
of our need.</i>

988
00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:22,560
<i>In our sorrow,
grief and loneliness</i>

989
00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:24,595
draw us up to yourself

990
00:41:24,597 --> 00:41:27,665
that we may know the comfort
of the everlasting arms.

991
00:41:27,667 --> 00:41:29,633
Especially support
and comfort those

992
00:41:29,635 --> 00:41:32,803
who have been closest
to our departed sister.

993
00:41:32,805 --> 00:41:34,506
Sustain them
in the blessed assurance

994
00:41:34,508 --> 00:41:36,241
that death is conquered,

995
00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:37,575
the new life is begun.

996
00:41:37,577 --> 00:41:39,511
To be absent from the body

997
00:41:39,513 --> 00:41:41,312
is to be present
with the Lord.

998
00:41:41,314 --> 00:41:43,281
May we be assured
in the hope

999
00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:44,649
that we shall
walk together again

1000
00:41:44,651 --> 00:41:46,750
in your blessed presence.

1001
00:41:46,752 --> 00:41:49,120
Help us to number our days

1002
00:41:49,122 --> 00:41:51,458
that we may apply
our hearts unto wisdom.

1003
00:41:52,359 --> 00:41:53,591
In the name of the Father,

1004
00:41:53,593 --> 00:41:55,229
and of the Son,
and of the Holy Spirit.

1005
00:41:55,796 --> 00:41:56,798
Amen.

1006
00:42:04,338 --> 00:42:05,403
Hi.

1007
00:42:05,405 --> 00:42:06,406
Oh, hi.

1008
00:42:07,774 --> 00:42:09,508
Are those, um...

1009
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:11,375
Oh, yeah,
yeah, they are.

1010
00:42:11,377 --> 00:42:14,145
They're from your
last-minute brownie entry.

1011
00:42:14,147 --> 00:42:16,480
I can't believe
you watch my vlog.

1012
00:42:16,482 --> 00:42:17,848
To be honest,

1013
00:42:17,850 --> 00:42:19,283
when we first
started watching it,

1014
00:42:19,285 --> 00:42:20,718
we were just making
fun of you.

1015
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,419
But, um...

1016
00:42:22,421 --> 00:42:24,622
But then, you had some
really helpful hints in there.

1017
00:42:24,624 --> 00:42:26,625
Especially when Lulu
got that rash,

1018
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,593
apple cider vinegar
was great.

1019
00:42:28,595 --> 00:42:30,194
Oh, well, great! That's...

1020
00:42:30,196 --> 00:42:31,198
Yeah.

1021
00:42:33,432 --> 00:42:34,533
You're a real saint

1022
00:42:34,535 --> 00:42:35,799
to help her family out
like this.

1023
00:42:35,801 --> 00:42:37,067
I'm not a saint.

1024
00:42:37,069 --> 00:42:39,770
Emily was my friend, and she'd
do the same for me, so...

1025
00:42:39,772 --> 00:42:41,406
If you or Sean need me

1026
00:42:41,408 --> 00:42:44,276
to watch Miles or Nicky
anytime, it's nothing.

1027
00:42:44,278 --> 00:42:46,711
That's so sweet, Sona.
Thank you.

1028
00:42:46,713 --> 00:42:49,781
It's the least she could do,
she didn't even bake anything.

1029
00:42:49,783 --> 00:42:51,118
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

1030
00:42:51,852 --> 00:42:53,185
Nicky,

1031
00:42:53,187 --> 00:42:54,618
you don't need to worry.

1032
00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:56,220
Your mom's in heaven now.

1033
00:42:56,222 --> 00:42:58,823
No, she's not! Shut up!

1034
00:42:58,825 --> 00:42:59,957
- She's in the ground!
- Ow! Stop it!

1035
00:42:59,959 --> 00:43:01,325
She's never coming back!

1036
00:43:01,327 --> 00:43:02,694
Ow! You're hurting me!

1037
00:43:02,696 --> 00:43:04,428
- I hate you!
- Ow! Stop it!

1038
00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:06,666
Nicky, get off him!

1039
00:43:08,435 --> 00:43:09,734
Nicky, what're you doing?
Get off him!

1040
00:43:09,736 --> 00:43:11,435
What the hell are you doing?

1041
00:43:11,437 --> 00:43:12,404
Calm down, stop that.

1042
00:43:12,406 --> 00:43:14,772
She made this happen!
She made my mom die!

1043
00:43:14,774 --> 00:43:16,241
That's crazy
and you know that.

1044
00:43:16,243 --> 00:43:17,542
She's trying to be
my new mom!

1045
00:43:17,544 --> 00:43:18,642
Sweetie, I'm not trying
to be your mom.

1046
00:43:18,644 --> 00:43:19,810
I want my mom!

1047
00:43:19,812 --> 00:43:20,879
I know you do, baby.
I know you do.

1048
00:43:20,881 --> 00:43:22,279
- But calm down.
- Mom was right!

1049
00:43:22,281 --> 00:43:24,549
You are a loser!

1050
00:43:25,252 --> 00:43:26,317
Is that what she told you,

1051
00:43:26,319 --> 00:43:27,551
drunk at 2:00
in the afternoon?

1052
00:43:27,553 --> 00:43:29,687
- I am trying my best!
- Sean!

1053
00:43:29,689 --> 00:43:31,288
He's just a little boy.
Jesus!

1054
00:43:31,290 --> 00:43:32,790
Nicky, I'm sorry.

1055
00:43:32,792 --> 00:43:34,459
- What do I do?
- Okay.

1056
00:43:34,461 --> 00:43:35,627
What do I do?

1057
00:43:35,629 --> 00:43:36,962
We're all gonna take a deep,
centering breath now.

1058
00:43:36,964 --> 00:43:38,495
Ready?

1059
00:43:38,497 --> 00:43:39,897
We're gonna focus on
one thing at a time.

1060
00:43:39,899 --> 00:43:41,899
I'm gonna stay
and talk to Nicky.

1061
00:43:41,901 --> 00:43:43,500
So I need you
to take Miles inside,

1062
00:43:43,502 --> 00:43:44,868
put some ice on his nose.

1063
00:43:44,870 --> 00:43:46,673
'Cause you got
a good little shiner coming.

1064
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,376
- It's okay.
- Okay.

1065
00:43:49,743 --> 00:43:50,745
It's okay.

1066
00:43:53,546 --> 00:43:55,215
I don't wanna talk to you.

1067
00:43:58,352 --> 00:43:59,450
You're not my
favorite dinner date

1068
00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:01,586
right now either, buster.

1069
00:44:01,588 --> 00:44:02,787
But you should know
that everything

1070
00:44:02,789 --> 00:44:04,788
you're feeling right now
is normal.

1071
00:44:04,790 --> 00:44:06,991
You can act out all you want.
That's fine.

1072
00:44:06,993 --> 00:44:08,792
This doesn't change
what I know.

1073
00:44:08,794 --> 00:44:10,328
What do you know?

1074
00:44:10,330 --> 00:44:11,465
That you're a good kid.

1075
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,269
So let's just sit here
and not talk.

1076
00:44:18,272 --> 00:44:20,372
Let's just sit here

1077
00:44:20,374 --> 00:44:22,577
and feel lousy
and watch the grass grow.

1078
00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:57,711
Hey.

1079
00:44:59,345 --> 00:45:02,513
Hey, come on. Don't be
hard on yourself, yeah?

1080
00:45:02,515 --> 00:45:04,816
It's the kind of stuff
nobody gets right.

1081
00:45:04,818 --> 00:45:06,817
You do. You always do.

1082
00:45:06,819 --> 00:45:08,588
No, no, come on.

1083
00:45:31,745 --> 00:45:33,447
Um... I don't know if...

1084
00:45:34,414 --> 00:45:35,479
Yeah.

1085
00:45:35,481 --> 00:45:36,816
- Yeah, we shouldn't.
- Yeah.

1086
00:45:38,017 --> 00:45:39,651
Yeah.

1087
00:45:42,488 --> 00:45:43,490
Fuck.

1088
00:48:13,973 --> 00:48:16,573
Are you serious?

1089
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,953
Hey, Ms. Smothers!

1090
00:48:29,955 --> 00:48:32,492
- Can I talk to you?
- Yeah. Um...

1091
00:48:33,859 --> 00:48:34,861
I'm gonna come right down.

1092
00:48:37,763 --> 00:48:38,932
Shit!

1093
00:48:40,232 --> 00:48:42,966
- Hi! Hi!
- Hey! Hey!

1094
00:48:42,968 --> 00:48:46,136
Uh, I just left something
here, so I was just...

1095
00:48:46,138 --> 00:48:47,538
I had a key

1096
00:48:47,540 --> 00:48:49,240
because earlier,
Sean gave me a key...

1097
00:48:49,242 --> 00:48:50,808
You're not under arrest,
Miss Smothers.

1098
00:48:50,810 --> 00:48:51,812
- Oh!
- FYI.

1099
00:48:52,745 --> 00:48:54,145
I should hope not.

1100
00:48:54,147 --> 00:48:56,714
- All right. No, no.
- No.

1101
00:48:56,716 --> 00:48:58,752
- You're very funny.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1102
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,154
Um...

1103
00:49:00,953 --> 00:49:01,953
Sean's not here right now.

1104
00:49:01,955 --> 00:49:04,788
You know, I was actually
hoping to speak to you.

1105
00:49:04,790 --> 00:49:06,790
- Oh!
- Yeah, I went by your house.

1106
00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:08,191
Then I went by the school,

1107
00:49:08,193 --> 00:49:10,194
then one of the moms thought
you might be here.

1108
00:49:10,196 --> 00:49:12,232
Did they? Okay.
Well, that's...

1109
00:49:12,999 --> 00:49:14,232
Was it Stacy?

1110
00:49:14,234 --> 00:49:16,167
Can I come in?

1111
00:49:16,169 --> 00:49:18,035
- Of course, I would love that!
- Thank you.

1112
00:49:19,839 --> 00:49:21,742
You said that Emily's
your best friend.

1113
00:49:22,575 --> 00:49:24,875
Yes. Yes, we are.

1114
00:49:24,877 --> 00:49:27,044
- Was she depressed?
- No.

1115
00:49:27,046 --> 00:49:28,680
No, she had everything.

1116
00:49:28,682 --> 00:49:30,180
She had the house
and the job...

1117
00:49:30,182 --> 00:49:31,251
And the husband.

1118
00:49:32,318 --> 00:49:33,817
I was getting there, yeah.

1119
00:49:33,819 --> 00:49:35,953
The neighbors said
they fought a lot.

1120
00:49:35,955 --> 00:49:38,589
Well, they had issues. Um...

1121
00:49:38,591 --> 00:49:40,691
But they loved
each other intensely.

1122
00:49:40,693 --> 00:49:41,896
Oh, what issues
did they have?

1123
00:49:42,595 --> 00:49:43,660
The normal issues.

1124
00:49:43,662 --> 00:49:44,562
They were stressed
about money.

1125
00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:47,298
And I think Emily
wanted to slow down

1126
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:48,933
and smell the roses.

1127
00:49:48,935 --> 00:49:50,801
She slowed down all right.

1128
00:49:50,803 --> 00:49:53,706
I got the autopsy report
right here.

1129
00:49:54,707 --> 00:49:55,807
Let's see here.

1130
00:49:55,809 --> 00:49:58,843
"Severe liver damage
suggesting heavy alcohol use.

1131
00:49:58,845 --> 00:50:02,680
"Track marks along her arms
and between her toes."

1132
00:50:02,682 --> 00:50:04,285
Were you aware
of the heroin use?

1133
00:50:07,653 --> 00:50:09,122
No, that's, uh...

1134
00:50:11,024 --> 00:50:12,656
I'm sorry, I really have

1135
00:50:12,658 --> 00:50:14,258
trouble believing that.

1136
00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:16,660
She liked a very
strong martini, but...

1137
00:50:16,662 --> 00:50:21,332
I don't know how she could've
kept that a secret from me,

1138
00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:23,834
and especially
from her husband, Sean.

1139
00:50:23,836 --> 00:50:25,837
Yeah, you seem to know
Sean pretty well.

1140
00:50:25,839 --> 00:50:28,272
I... We've gotten
to know each other

1141
00:50:28,274 --> 00:50:31,308
over the last few weeks,
just as friends.

1142
00:50:31,310 --> 00:50:32,312
Uh-huh.

1143
00:50:33,812 --> 00:50:35,078
I'm
guessing you've never dealt

1144
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,749
with law enforcement before.

1145
00:50:44,189 --> 00:50:45,892
- Not really, no.
- Mmm.

1146
00:50:48,794 --> 00:50:49,861
That's a really nice dress.

1147
00:50:49,863 --> 00:50:51,662
Oh, thank you.

1148
00:50:51,664 --> 00:50:52,897
Doesn't seem to be
your style, though.

1149
00:50:52,899 --> 00:50:55,767
Oh, I'm very versatile,
Detective,

1150
00:50:55,769 --> 00:50:57,200
I think you'll find.

1151
00:50:57,202 --> 00:51:00,971
I'm really just trying
to help Sean and Nicky

1152
00:51:00,973 --> 00:51:02,073
in their time of grief.

1153
00:51:02,075 --> 00:51:03,343
Oh, how is Sean's grief?

1154
00:51:04,810 --> 00:51:06,343
He's holding up very well.

1155
00:51:06,345 --> 00:51:08,779
As well as can be expected.

1156
00:51:08,781 --> 00:51:10,415
Uh-huh.

1157
00:51:10,417 --> 00:51:12,417
Is that everything, or...

1158
00:51:12,419 --> 00:51:14,888
Let me ask you something.

1159
00:51:17,990 --> 00:51:19,290
Were you aware

1160
00:51:19,292 --> 00:51:21,859
that he took out
an extra $4 million

1161
00:51:21,861 --> 00:51:23,194
life insurance policy

1162
00:51:23,196 --> 00:51:24,964
on Emily
before she disappeared?

1163
00:51:26,999 --> 00:51:30,136
I was not aware of that, no.

1164
00:51:30,870 --> 00:51:32,306
Why? How would I?

1165
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:36,808
Okay, all right.

1166
00:51:36,810 --> 00:51:39,113
Yeah, I don't...

1167
00:51:39,778 --> 00:51:41,848
I'm sorry. What...

1168
00:51:43,816 --> 00:51:44,881
What are you...

1169
00:51:44,883 --> 00:51:46,216
Are you saying
he had her rubbed out?

1170
00:51:46,218 --> 00:51:47,718
He hired a hitman?

1171
00:51:50,923 --> 00:51:53,256
I didn't say anything
about him hiring a hitman.

1172
00:51:53,258 --> 00:51:54,357
You just did.

1173
00:51:54,359 --> 00:51:56,160
Okay.

1174
00:51:56,162 --> 00:51:57,794
I can see that
you're enjoying yourself,

1175
00:51:57,796 --> 00:51:58,930
Detective Summerville.

1176
00:51:58,932 --> 00:52:00,464
But if you wanna
grill someone, you should

1177
00:52:00,466 --> 00:52:03,000
really speak to Emily's
boss, Dennis Nylon.

1178
00:52:03,002 --> 00:52:04,801
He could not be
more suspicious.

1179
00:52:04,803 --> 00:52:07,071
That's super interesting
because he contacted us.

1180
00:52:07,073 --> 00:52:10,174
And he said he thought you knew
more than you were letting on.

1181
00:52:10,176 --> 00:52:12,509
Well, he sucks.

1182
00:52:12,511 --> 00:52:15,011
So...

1183
00:52:15,013 --> 00:52:17,314
As long as you're honest
with me, Ms. Smothers,

1184
00:52:17,316 --> 00:52:18,482
I swear to you,

1185
00:52:18,484 --> 00:52:20,417
you have nothing
to worry about. Okay?

1186
00:52:20,419 --> 00:52:24,187
I'm just following
breadcrumbs wherever they lead.

1187
00:52:24,189 --> 00:52:25,923
Okay, you know what?
I'm done for now.

1188
00:52:25,925 --> 00:52:27,959
Thanks for your time.

1189
00:52:27,961 --> 00:52:30,528
Your theory doesn't
hold water, you know,

1190
00:52:30,530 --> 00:52:31,928
because it doesn't explain

1191
00:52:31,930 --> 00:52:34,232
the fake plane ticket
or the rental car.

1192
00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:36,433
And why would someone
shoot her full of heroin

1193
00:52:36,435 --> 00:52:37,701
at a summer camp in Michigan?

1194
00:52:37,703 --> 00:52:39,772
There's plenty of good heroin
right here in Connecticut!

1195
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,805
I'm told.

1196
00:52:41,807 --> 00:52:44,408
Great, good. Okay, so
we have a lot to talk about.

1197
00:52:44,410 --> 00:52:46,076
All right, then.
Enjoy the new house.

1198
00:52:46,078 --> 00:52:48,779
The worst breadcrumbs I've
ever heard of, you know.

1199
00:52:48,781 --> 00:52:49,946
Couldn't fill
a Caesar salad

1200
00:52:49,948 --> 00:52:51,251
with those breadcrumbs!

1201
00:53:44,370 --> 00:53:48,004
Why is this Caesarean
salad so crunchy?

1202
00:53:48,006 --> 00:53:50,778
It's Caesar salad, baby,
and it's delicious.

1203
00:53:51,276 --> 00:53:52,412
What's in it?

1204
00:53:53,912 --> 00:53:54,914
Breadcrumbs.

1205
00:53:55,180 --> 00:53:56,247
Oh.

1206
00:53:56,249 --> 00:53:57,451
How was your day at work?

1207
00:53:58,417 --> 00:53:59,484
Grim.

1208
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:00,651
Spent most of the day
explaining the difference

1209
00:54:00,653 --> 00:54:05,122
between "your" possessive
and "you're" apostrophe R-E

1210
00:54:05,124 --> 00:54:08,024
to college juniors.

1211
00:54:08,026 --> 00:54:09,996
I can see how that might
drive a man over the edge.

1212
00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:12,629
I know, right?

1213
00:54:12,631 --> 00:54:14,064
What about you boys?

1214
00:54:14,066 --> 00:54:16,267
What'd you guys get up to
today at school?

1215
00:54:16,269 --> 00:54:17,471
I saw my mom.

1216
00:54:21,540 --> 00:54:23,140
I understand, Nicky,
that sometimes

1217
00:54:23,142 --> 00:54:25,078
we think we see people
that we miss

1218
00:54:26,011 --> 00:54:27,377
even if they're gone.

1219
00:54:27,379 --> 00:54:29,013
No, I saw her.

1220
00:54:29,015 --> 00:54:30,214
She was right outside
the fence

1221
00:54:30,216 --> 00:54:32,051
by the kickball yard
at recess.

1222
00:54:33,653 --> 00:54:36,087
Lots of people
look like someone else.

1223
00:54:36,089 --> 00:54:37,357
Nobody looks like Mom!

1224
00:54:38,892 --> 00:54:40,160
She told me
to say hi to Stephanie.

1225
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:41,658
Nicky,

1226
00:54:41,660 --> 00:54:43,261
this is unhealthy.

1227
00:54:43,263 --> 00:54:45,265
Miles saw her, too.
Right, Miles?

1228
00:54:46,466 --> 00:54:48,098
I think I did.

1229
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:49,232
But I don't know.

1230
00:54:49,234 --> 00:54:50,634
I was playing tetherball.

1231
00:54:50,636 --> 00:54:52,470
Did you two hatch this up?

1232
00:54:52,472 --> 00:54:54,671
Is this a game, like when you
smash everything with trucks?

1233
00:54:54,673 --> 00:54:56,274
Because you know
what we say about lying.

1234
00:54:56,276 --> 00:54:58,910
I'm not lying!
I saw her! Fuck you!

1235
00:54:58,912 --> 00:55:00,310
Hey, Nicky!

1236
00:55:00,312 --> 00:55:01,314
Oopsy!

1237
00:55:03,283 --> 00:55:04,918
I'm sorry.

1238
00:55:13,959 --> 00:55:16,160
Don't I get a kiss
good night?

1239
00:55:16,162 --> 00:55:18,095
Of course you do, sweetie.

1240
00:55:18,097 --> 00:55:20,031
Actually, you owe
the oopsy jar a quarter

1241
00:55:20,033 --> 00:55:21,468
for earlier, but I...

1242
00:55:28,274 --> 00:55:29,276
Good night, sweetie.

1243
00:55:38,718 --> 00:55:39,920
Hey.

1244
00:55:41,153 --> 00:55:42,889
We should get naked.

1245
00:55:45,124 --> 00:55:46,359
What is it?

1246
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,491
What's wrong?

1247
00:55:48,493 --> 00:55:52,029
I smell her, Sean.
I smell her perfume.

1248
00:55:52,031 --> 00:55:54,365
It's all over Nicky
like a ghost.

1249
00:55:54,367 --> 00:55:55,732
He probably got
to her perfume bottle

1250
00:55:55,734 --> 00:55:57,435
in the medicine cabinet.

1251
00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:59,270
He misses her.

1252
00:55:59,272 --> 00:56:00,571
Okay? It's just you
being paranoid.

1253
00:56:00,573 --> 00:56:02,643
Is it? Because
I found this, too.

1254
00:56:04,176 --> 00:56:05,609
What's this?

1255
00:56:05,611 --> 00:56:07,111
It's the friendship
bracelet I made her.

1256
00:56:07,113 --> 00:56:08,682
I'm afraid to say
she would not have kept this.

1257
00:56:09,481 --> 00:56:12,116
She hated stuff like this.

1258
00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:13,283
She probably
gave it to him

1259
00:56:13,285 --> 00:56:14,718
right after
you gave it to her.

1260
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:16,720
Unless he's
telling the truth.

1261
00:56:16,722 --> 00:56:19,158
You saw her
with your own eyes.

1262
00:56:19,758 --> 00:56:21,292
In her coffin.

1263
00:56:21,294 --> 00:56:22,692
There was something off.

1264
00:56:22,694 --> 00:56:24,761
They found her
at the bottom of a lake!

1265
00:56:24,763 --> 00:56:26,296
You saw her tattoo,

1266
00:56:26,298 --> 00:56:28,501
and you saw that ring
that she stole from my mother.

1267
00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:32,703
She said your mother wanted
her to have that ring.

1268
00:56:32,705 --> 00:56:34,138
She said your
mother insisted.

1269
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:36,506
That's what she told you?

1270
00:56:36,508 --> 00:56:38,676
My father gave that ring
to my mother.

1271
00:56:38,678 --> 00:56:40,044
It was like
the only bit of jewelry

1272
00:56:40,046 --> 00:56:41,312
that she ever owned.

1273
00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:43,247
I took Emily to London
to meet my mother

1274
00:56:43,249 --> 00:56:44,482
after we eloped.

1275
00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:47,151
It went missing
that weekend.

1276
00:56:47,153 --> 00:56:50,220
My mother was frantic.
We searched everywhere.

1277
00:56:50,222 --> 00:56:51,657
Nothing. We didn't
find a single thing.

1278
00:56:53,126 --> 00:56:55,058
<i>My mother was devastated.</i>

1279
00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:56,530
<i>So we took a flight
back to New York.</i>

1280
00:56:57,763 --> 00:56:59,265
Guess what I found.

1281
00:57:00,098 --> 00:57:01,501
What did you find?

1282
00:57:02,435 --> 00:57:03,734
No!

1283
00:57:03,736 --> 00:57:05,468
No way!

1284
00:57:05,470 --> 00:57:08,071
My little Sherlock Holmes.

1285
00:57:08,073 --> 00:57:09,807
Mum is gonna be
so relieved.

1286
00:57:09,809 --> 00:57:11,709
Oh, come on, baby.

1287
00:57:11,711 --> 00:57:14,448
Mum will take it to the grave.
What a waste.

1288
00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:16,446
So pretty.

1289
00:57:16,448 --> 00:57:17,415
Excuse me.

1290
00:57:17,417 --> 00:57:20,250
Not amusing, my darling,
not in the slightest.

1291
00:57:20,252 --> 00:57:23,053
I'm not joking
in the slightest,

1292
00:57:23,055 --> 00:57:24,821
my darling.

1293
00:57:24,823 --> 00:57:25,823
I took it.

1294
00:57:25,825 --> 00:57:28,191
I don't have any intention
of giving it back.

1295
00:57:28,193 --> 00:57:29,392
Of course
we're gonna give it back.

1296
00:57:29,394 --> 00:57:31,095
No.

1297
00:57:31,097 --> 00:57:32,430
We'll tell her that
it just slipped

1298
00:57:32,432 --> 00:57:33,696
into your purse
by accident,

1299
00:57:33,698 --> 00:57:36,232
and we've only
found it now.

1300
00:57:36,234 --> 00:57:38,169
But if you tell her
that I found it,

1301
00:57:38,171 --> 00:57:39,669
then I have to tell her
that I stole it.

1302
00:57:39,671 --> 00:57:42,073
And what do you think
will be worse for her?

1303
00:57:42,075 --> 00:57:44,241
Thinking that
she lost her ring,

1304
00:57:44,243 --> 00:57:47,078
or thinking that her son
married a thief?

1305
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,578
- Baby...
- Hey.

1306
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:50,716
You choose, her or me?

1307
00:57:53,852 --> 00:57:55,752
Meet me in the bathroom
in 20 seconds.

1308
00:57:55,754 --> 00:57:56,789
Knock twice.

1309
00:58:23,448 --> 00:58:26,816
<i>Nine months later,
Nicky was born.</i>

1310
00:58:26,818 --> 00:58:28,886
<i>How could you stay with her?</i>

1311
00:58:28,888 --> 00:58:31,154
I was spellbound.

1312
00:58:31,156 --> 00:58:32,256
She was the only woman

1313
00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,691
I could never
figure out fully.

1314
00:58:33,693 --> 00:58:35,825
As a young, arrogant
writer, I could never

1315
00:58:35,827 --> 00:58:37,861
live up to what
she expected of me.

1316
00:58:37,863 --> 00:58:39,662
I was always
looking over my shoulder.

1317
00:58:39,664 --> 00:58:41,100
I could hardly sleep.

1318
00:58:42,502 --> 00:58:44,334
But with you,
it's different.

1319
00:58:44,336 --> 00:58:45,769
I sleep like a log.

1320
00:58:45,771 --> 00:58:47,504
That's what every woman
wants to hear.

1321
00:58:47,506 --> 00:58:48,571
You know what I mean.

1322
00:58:48,573 --> 00:58:50,342
You understand me,
you see me.

1323
00:58:51,243 --> 00:58:53,209
You've rebuilt me,
Stephanie.

1324
00:58:53,211 --> 00:58:54,647
I've even started
writing again.

1325
00:58:55,481 --> 00:58:57,480
First couple of chapters,

1326
00:58:57,482 --> 00:58:58,685
but it's a start.

1327
00:59:00,519 --> 00:59:01,588
Oh.

1328
00:59:02,888 --> 00:59:04,654
That's wonderful.

1329
00:59:04,656 --> 00:59:06,557
You took a broken man,

1330
00:59:06,559 --> 00:59:08,892
and you pieced him
back together again.

1331
00:59:08,894 --> 00:59:11,363
You're unlike any other
woman I've ever met.

1332
00:59:13,298 --> 00:59:14,333
Move in with me.

1333
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:16,667
Sean.

1334
00:59:16,669 --> 00:59:19,403
No, it's too soon.
What will people think?

1335
00:59:19,405 --> 00:59:20,703
They're already
thinking it.

1336
00:59:20,705 --> 00:59:23,307
And I'm tired of lying.
I'm tired of pretending.

1337
00:59:23,309 --> 00:59:24,444
I want to be this man.

1338
00:59:25,178 --> 00:59:26,513
The man I am with you.

1339
00:59:27,747 --> 00:59:29,680
I don't do threesomes.

1340
00:59:29,682 --> 00:59:30,814
I want to say that.

1341
00:59:30,816 --> 00:59:32,283
I'll just get that
out in the open.

1342
00:59:32,285 --> 00:59:33,917
What are you talking about?

1343
00:59:33,919 --> 00:59:35,586
Your TA?

1344
00:59:35,588 --> 00:59:39,189
Emily told me
about your little moment.

1345
00:59:39,191 --> 00:59:40,491
- That's what she told you?
- Yes.

1346
00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:41,558
Stephanie, listen.

1347
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,761
Emily was
a pathological liar.

1348
00:59:43,763 --> 00:59:45,765
That never happened, okay?

1349
00:59:46,899 --> 00:59:48,799
Why did you take out
a $4 million

1350
00:59:48,801 --> 00:59:50,600
insurance policy on her?

1351
00:59:50,602 --> 00:59:53,236
My gosh. Those cops really did
a number on you, didn't they?

1352
00:59:53,238 --> 00:59:54,571
I'm being serious.

1353
00:59:54,573 --> 00:59:56,406
It was because of you.

1354
00:59:56,408 --> 00:59:57,875
When Emily found out
that you had been

1355
00:59:57,877 --> 01:00:00,678
living off your husband's
insurance money,

1356
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,314
she thought she and I
needed to get policies

1357
01:00:03,316 --> 01:00:04,781
out for Nicky's sake.

1358
01:00:04,783 --> 01:00:06,752
It's probably the most
responsible thing we ever did.

1359
01:00:07,653 --> 01:00:08,855
Thanks to you.

1360
01:00:11,256 --> 01:00:12,656
Move in with me.

1361
01:00:12,658 --> 01:00:15,258
We can start a whole new,
wonderful life together.

1362
01:00:15,260 --> 01:00:16,829
Just you, me and the boys.

1363
01:00:18,430 --> 01:00:20,733
Please, say yes.

1364
01:00:23,502 --> 01:00:25,906
I love you,
Stephanie Smothers.

1365
01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:29,640
I love you, too.

1366
01:01:47,553 --> 01:01:50,421
<i>Hi, moms.
This is Stephanie here.</i>

1367
01:01:50,423 --> 01:01:52,388
<i>I'm gonna do something
a little different today.</i>

1368
01:01:52,390 --> 01:01:54,825
<i>I normally avoid any talk
of religion on the vlog.</i>

1369
01:01:54,827 --> 01:01:57,861
<i>I don't wanna offend
any non-denominational moms.</i>

1370
01:01:57,863 --> 01:02:00,634
<i>But I do think that we live on
after we die, so...</i>

1371
01:02:02,834 --> 01:02:04,033
<i>Emily,</i>

1372
01:02:04,035 --> 01:02:06,636
<i>if you are out there,</i>

1373
01:02:06,638 --> 01:02:08,839
<i>and you can hear me
right now,</i>

1374
01:02:08,841 --> 01:02:11,008
<i>no one could ever replace you.</i>

1375
01:02:11,010 --> 01:02:14,044
<i>And you'll always be
Nicky's mom.</i>

1376
01:02:14,046 --> 01:02:16,479
<i>I can't take your place.</i>

1377
01:02:16,481 --> 01:02:20,651
<i>I can just try to love
the people that you love</i>

1378
01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:23,053
<i>and try to make
their lives better.</i>

1379
01:02:23,055 --> 01:02:24,790
<i>I think that's what
you would want.</i>

1380
01:02:29,729 --> 01:02:32,495
Okay, guys, it's getting
too rough back there.

1381
01:02:32,497 --> 01:02:34,365
I murdered you!

1382
01:02:34,367 --> 01:02:36,799
Not me.
I came back to life.

1383
01:02:36,801 --> 01:02:38,468
Like your mom!

1384
01:02:38,470 --> 01:02:40,104
Okay, the dolls
are going in your backpacks

1385
01:02:40,106 --> 01:02:41,604
or they're going
in the trash, I mean it.

1386
01:02:41,606 --> 01:02:44,975
Mom, they're
not dolls! God!

1387
01:02:44,977 --> 01:02:48,379
Stephanie, my mom told me
to give you this.

1388
01:02:48,381 --> 01:02:50,381
Mom!

1389
01:02:57,522 --> 01:02:59,091
Damn! Are you
trying to kill us?

1390
01:03:18,910 --> 01:03:20,009
Hello?

1391
01:03:20,011 --> 01:03:20,977
<i>Hi, I'm calling from</i>

1392
01:03:20,979 --> 01:03:22,678
<i>United Timeshare
International.</i>

1393
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:23,980
Yep, I...

1394
01:03:23,982 --> 01:03:25,816
<i>We'd like to offer you
a free trip to the Bahamas.</i>

1395
01:03:25,818 --> 01:03:27,417
<i>All you have to do
is come down to one of...</i>

1396
01:03:27,419 --> 01:03:29,486
I don't want that,
have a nice day.

1397
01:03:29,488 --> 01:03:30,790
I don't want that,
I don't care.

1398
01:03:31,524 --> 01:03:33,359
Oh, my God!

1399
01:03:37,129 --> 01:03:38,562
Hi, I'm sure you
have a job to do.

1400
01:03:38,564 --> 01:03:39,629
I don't need a free trip.

1401
01:03:39,631 --> 01:03:40,633
<i>Hi.</i>

1402
01:03:43,669 --> 01:03:44,871
<i>Brotherfucker.</i>

1403
01:03:47,839 --> 01:03:50,441
- Emily?
- <i>No, no, Emily's dead.</i>

1404
01:03:50,443 --> 01:03:52,942
<i>Oh, no, have you
forgotten already?</i>

1405
01:03:52,944 --> 01:03:54,745
- Where are you?
- <i>I'm in heaven.</i>

1406
01:03:54,747 --> 01:03:56,913
<i>Watching over you.</i>

1407
01:03:56,915 --> 01:03:58,385
<i>Nice blouse, by the way.</i>

1408
01:04:00,785 --> 01:04:02,653
Why are you doing this?

1409
01:04:02,655 --> 01:04:04,220
<i>How do you know
it's just me doing it?</i>

1410
01:04:04,222 --> 01:04:06,592
<i>Hey, hey, hey,
kiss Sean for me,</i>

1411
01:04:07,126 --> 01:04:08,660
<i>four million times.</i>

1412
01:04:14,499 --> 01:04:15,399
Oh, hey.

1413
01:04:15,401 --> 01:04:17,533
Are you trying
to <i>Diabolique</i> me?

1414
01:04:17,535 --> 01:04:18,769
What are you
talking about?

1415
01:04:18,771 --> 01:04:19,636
<i>Diabolique,</i> you know?

1416
01:04:19,638 --> 01:04:22,772
The French movie
about the guy whose wife

1417
01:04:22,774 --> 01:04:24,475
and mistress,
they're trying to kill him.

1418
01:04:24,477 --> 01:04:25,709
But I don't have
a $4 million

1419
01:04:25,711 --> 01:04:27,076
- insurance policy.
- Stephanie...

1420
01:04:27,078 --> 01:04:29,779
If you and Emily are in some kind
of plan, please just call it off...

1421
01:04:29,781 --> 01:04:31,714
- Stephanie.
- I'm really not the one.

1422
01:04:31,716 --> 01:04:33,250
Just breathe, please.

1423
01:04:33,252 --> 01:04:35,819
Nicky's getting to you.
Emily is dead.

1424
01:04:35,821 --> 01:04:37,056
She called me.

1425
01:04:37,890 --> 01:04:39,223
What?

1426
01:04:39,225 --> 01:04:40,691
She called me today.

1427
01:04:40,693 --> 01:04:42,058
I have a friend
in the psychology department.

1428
01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:43,125
I'll give him a call.

1429
01:04:43,127 --> 01:04:44,727
Hey, handsome,
you got time...

1430
01:04:44,729 --> 01:04:47,897
I am sorry. I didn't know
you were in a meeting.

1431
01:04:47,899 --> 01:04:49,232
Beth, this is Stephanie.

1432
01:04:49,234 --> 01:04:50,933
Nice to meet you.

1433
01:04:50,935 --> 01:04:52,636
Nice to meet you.

1434
01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:54,604
I was just wondering
if you needed

1435
01:04:54,606 --> 01:04:56,707
to use the SMART board,
'cause it's broken.

1436
01:04:56,709 --> 01:04:58,678
- I can live without it.
- All right.

1437
01:04:59,511 --> 01:05:00,580
All right.

1438
01:05:02,615 --> 01:05:03,779
She seems nice.

1439
01:05:03,781 --> 01:05:05,749
Stephanie, go home.

1440
01:05:05,751 --> 01:05:07,618
Emily had some Xanax
in the medicine cabinet.

1441
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:08,718
Take one. Take two.

1442
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,220
Yeah. Maybe she has
some heroin lying around. Hmm?

1443
01:05:11,222 --> 01:05:13,859
This is all just grief.
Just stages of grief.

1444
01:05:14,926 --> 01:05:16,292
I'm sorry,
you're right.

1445
01:05:16,294 --> 01:05:18,764
I'm so overwhelmed,
and I...

1446
01:05:19,798 --> 01:05:21,133
I'm sorry.

1447
01:05:26,104 --> 01:05:28,640
<i>Oh, baby, you just
need someone to love you.</i>

1448
01:05:30,075 --> 01:05:33,709
I have you.
All you need is a good friend.

1449
01:05:33,711 --> 01:05:35,279
Come on,
don't you miss sex?

1450
01:05:35,281 --> 01:05:38,549
Having a man fuck you
on top of a washing machine?

1451
01:05:38,551 --> 01:05:41,051
Barely remember
what it's like.

1452
01:05:41,053 --> 01:05:42,151
Why are you
such a masochist?

1453
01:05:42,153 --> 01:05:43,921
You could have a man
in your bed any time you want.

1454
01:05:43,923 --> 01:05:45,955
I had a man,
I ruined that, so...

1455
01:05:45,957 --> 01:05:47,156
What does that mean?

1456
01:05:47,158 --> 01:05:49,560
Come on, what
does that mean?

1457
01:05:49,562 --> 01:05:51,828
If you can't tell me,
you can't tell anyone.

1458
01:05:51,830 --> 01:05:52,832
I'm your best friend.

1459
01:06:13,218 --> 01:06:14,854
Let's
go see Daddy.

1460
01:06:18,923 --> 01:06:20,189
<i>I just want the truth.</i>

1461
01:06:20,191 --> 01:06:21,591
<i>What are you talking about?</i>

1462
01:06:21,593 --> 01:06:24,093
About Miles and Chris.

1463
01:06:24,095 --> 01:06:26,796
Chris? My brother, Chris?

1464
01:06:26,798 --> 01:06:28,732
Yeah, your brother.

1465
01:06:28,734 --> 01:06:31,301
And you certainly
don't act like it.

1466
01:06:31,303 --> 01:06:34,236
Sometimes it's more like
you guys are lovers, right?

1467
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,975
That's disgusting.
That's...

1468
01:06:37,977 --> 01:06:39,212
Is Miles mine or not?

1469
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,212
Oh, my God!

1470
01:06:43,214 --> 01:06:45,247
Are you listening
to yourself?

1471
01:06:45,249 --> 01:06:46,816
You sound ridiculous.

1472
01:06:46,818 --> 01:06:48,253
Yeah.

1473
01:06:55,026 --> 01:06:57,828
<i>Davis! Davis!</i>

1474
01:06:57,830 --> 01:06:59,796
Where are you going?

1475
01:06:59,798 --> 01:07:01,263
Where are you going? Davis?

1476
01:07:01,265 --> 01:07:02,633
Steph, it's all right.
Don't worry.

1477
01:07:02,635 --> 01:07:04,133
Just gonna
go for a drive.

1478
01:07:04,135 --> 01:07:05,636
Have a little talk.
Man to man.

1479
01:07:05,638 --> 01:07:06,639
No problem.

1480
01:07:27,325 --> 01:07:28,927
<i>It's my fault.</i>

1481
01:07:30,863 --> 01:07:32,729
I'm the reason
they're both dead.

1482
01:07:32,731 --> 01:07:34,363
No.

1483
01:07:34,365 --> 01:07:36,034
Hey, don't do that.

1484
01:07:36,901 --> 01:07:38,834
People do terrible things

1485
01:07:38,836 --> 01:07:40,002
for their own
fucked-up reasons.

1486
01:07:40,004 --> 01:07:41,071
That's on them,

1487
01:07:41,073 --> 01:07:42,075
- it's not on you.
- Yeah.

1488
01:07:44,376 --> 01:07:45,711
I miss him.

1489
01:07:46,444 --> 01:07:47,814
Which one?

1490
01:07:49,948 --> 01:07:51,050
Both.

1491
01:07:52,316 --> 01:07:54,386
I'm lonely.

1492
01:07:56,988 --> 01:07:58,821
I think loneliness
probably kills more people

1493
01:07:58,823 --> 01:07:59,858
than cancer.

1494
01:08:02,894 --> 01:08:04,863
Hey, come here.

1495
01:08:07,031 --> 01:08:08,267
Come here.

1496
01:08:24,248 --> 01:08:27,019
You're okay.
Want to order pizza?

1497
01:08:31,957 --> 01:08:35,358
Oh, God. God,
I'm so embarrassed.

1498
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:40,296
Oh, because of that?
No, hey. It's all good, baby.

1499
01:08:40,298 --> 01:08:41,967
It's all good.
Just another Tuesday.

1500
01:09:24,510 --> 01:09:25,912
<i>Go away.</i>

1501
01:09:26,779 --> 01:09:28,247
Diana Hyland?

1502
01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:30,415
Did you paint this?

1503
01:09:43,195 --> 01:09:44,795
Where on Earth
did you find it?

1504
01:09:44,797 --> 01:09:47,834
I should start by giving you
some unfortunate news.

1505
01:09:48,867 --> 01:09:50,168
Emily's dead.

1506
01:09:50,903 --> 01:09:52,402
My condolences.

1507
01:09:52,404 --> 01:09:53,906
Who the fuck is Emily?

1508
01:09:54,539 --> 01:09:55,941
The girl in the painting.

1509
01:09:59,444 --> 01:10:00,876
Good.

1510
01:10:00,878 --> 01:10:02,179
Her name's not Emily.

1511
01:10:02,181 --> 01:10:03,182
Her name's Claudia.

1512
01:10:04,315 --> 01:10:06,849
Rest in peace, asshole.

1513
01:10:06,851 --> 01:10:09,018
So, not a pleasant memory
for you, then?

1514
01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:11,854
No, opposite.
She was amazing.

1515
01:10:11,856 --> 01:10:14,590
I mean, she was the best
that I ever had.

1516
01:10:14,592 --> 01:10:16,158
I was selling paintings.

1517
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:17,594
You know,
it was the first time

1518
01:10:17,596 --> 01:10:19,595
in my career
that I had any buzz.

1519
01:10:19,597 --> 01:10:21,497
She walked
into my gallery.

1520
01:10:21,499 --> 01:10:24,201
A real fucking muse
just right out of thin air.

1521
01:10:24,203 --> 01:10:25,402
What happened?

1522
01:10:25,404 --> 01:10:26,906
She was all I could paint.

1523
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:30,607
I memorized
every inch of her body.

1524
01:10:30,609 --> 01:10:32,274
<i>My dealer fucking hated it.</i>

1525
01:10:32,276 --> 01:10:34,143
<i>And the art critics
fucking hated it.</i>

1526
01:10:34,145 --> 01:10:37,479
<i>They called me a knockoff
dyke Mapplethorpe.</i>

1527
01:10:37,481 --> 01:10:40,517
<i>Anyway, I blew my whole career
painting that con artist.</i>

1528
01:10:40,519 --> 01:10:42,952
Now all I paint
are these goddamn knives,

1529
01:10:42,954 --> 01:10:45,255
which are pretty good, but
nobody wants to buy this shit.

1530
01:10:45,257 --> 01:10:48,494
Oh, what? They're so good.
People are just jealous.

1531
01:10:52,029 --> 01:10:54,163
I haven't had a drink
in 42 days.

1532
01:10:54,165 --> 01:10:55,264
Oh, don't...

1533
01:10:55,266 --> 01:10:57,133
Might as well celebrate.

1534
01:10:57,135 --> 01:10:59,338
Mmm, well, cheers.

1535
01:11:02,373 --> 01:11:04,810
I gave her my heart
and I gave her my soul.

1536
01:11:05,878 --> 01:11:09,379
I paid for her
to go to college.

1537
01:11:09,381 --> 01:11:10,980
I paid off her debts.

1538
01:11:10,982 --> 01:11:12,883
Did you ever
see any heroin use?

1539
01:11:12,885 --> 01:11:15,085
No. No way, her?

1540
01:11:15,087 --> 01:11:16,422
No, she didn't touch it.

1541
01:11:16,989 --> 01:11:18,121
Shit.

1542
01:11:18,123 --> 01:11:21,590
She never let me paint
her face except for this one.

1543
01:11:21,592 --> 01:11:24,627
I've never seen
such a beautiful girl

1544
01:11:24,629 --> 01:11:26,263
wanna be so invisible

1545
01:11:26,265 --> 01:11:28,531
or just completely vanish.

1546
01:11:28,533 --> 01:11:30,066
But you know
what, it takes

1547
01:11:30,068 --> 01:11:31,568
money to vanish.

1548
01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:35,007
And so she took everything
that she could from me.

1549
01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,577
You know
how I would paint you?

1550
01:11:41,312 --> 01:11:43,179
Beatific.

1551
01:11:43,181 --> 01:11:44,550
Like a fucking saint.

1552
01:11:45,350 --> 01:11:46,586
I get that a lot.

1553
01:11:47,953 --> 01:11:49,922
You should embrace it.
People love saints.

1554
01:11:51,022 --> 01:11:53,124
Yeah. After they're dead.

1555
01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:57,227
Okay. What do you know
about her? How did she die?

1556
01:11:57,229 --> 01:11:58,297
In a lake.

1557
01:11:59,397 --> 01:12:00,498
On heroin.

1558
01:12:03,668 --> 01:12:06,202
Well, you don't believe that
or you wouldn't be here.

1559
01:12:06,204 --> 01:12:08,941
She didn't ever mention
Michigan, did she?

1560
01:12:16,414 --> 01:12:19,316
That is the only thing
that she ever left here.

1561
01:12:19,318 --> 01:12:21,486
She said she had it
since she was a kid.

1562
01:12:24,422 --> 01:12:25,487
I warn you,

1563
01:12:25,489 --> 01:12:27,456
you go poking around
in her past,

1564
01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:30,327
you're gonna find some shit
that is terrifying.

1565
01:12:30,329 --> 01:12:33,099
She was not a normal person
like you or me.

1566
01:12:33,966 --> 01:12:35,432
Sean, it's Stephanie...

1567
01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:37,233
I thought about
what you said.

1568
01:12:37,235 --> 01:12:40,103
You're right. These are
just stages of grief.

1569
01:12:40,105 --> 01:12:42,438
<i>This experience has been
so stressful for both of us,</i>

1570
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,040
<i>I'm gonna take
a couple of days to myself.</i>

1571
01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:45,407
<i>I'll have Sona
pick up the boys,</i>

1572
01:12:45,409 --> 01:12:46,675
<i>and they can stay
at her house tonight.</i>

1573
01:12:46,677 --> 01:12:48,611
<i>You should take
some time, too.</i>

1574
01:12:48,613 --> 01:12:50,045
<i>There's ham stew
in the freezer.</i>

1575
01:12:50,047 --> 01:12:51,214
<i>Five minutes
in the microwave.</i>

1576
01:12:51,216 --> 01:12:52,218
<i>Lots of love.</i>

1577
01:12:54,453 --> 01:12:56,318
Yeah, we've been
saving young souls

1578
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:58,020
going on 50 years now.

1579
01:12:58,022 --> 01:12:59,656
Not Bobby and me personally.

1580
01:12:59,658 --> 01:13:01,523
Well, it seems
just perfect!

1581
01:13:01,525 --> 01:13:03,126
And my son's
practically a porpoise,

1582
01:13:03,128 --> 01:13:05,295
so I know he's gonna love
swimming in that pond.

1583
01:13:05,297 --> 01:13:06,395
That's Squaw Lake!

1584
01:13:06,397 --> 01:13:09,198
The kids all joke
that it's holy water.

1585
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,633
Any fish
you pull out of there

1586
01:13:10,635 --> 01:13:12,202
is guaranteed
to feed a multitude.

1587
01:13:12,204 --> 01:13:14,069
Oh! Oh. That's so funny.

1588
01:13:14,071 --> 01:13:15,304
Yeah.

1589
01:13:15,306 --> 01:13:19,041
Um... Have you guys
got any old photo albums

1590
01:13:19,043 --> 01:13:21,143
or a yearbook
I could look at?

1591
01:13:21,145 --> 01:13:22,644
I always feel like
there's no better review

1592
01:13:22,646 --> 01:13:24,546
of a place than the faces
of the campers.

1593
01:13:24,548 --> 01:13:27,050
Oh, heck, yeah. We got a ton
of 'em down in the basement.

1594
01:13:27,052 --> 01:13:28,387
You'll see nothing
but smiles.

1595
01:13:52,144 --> 01:13:53,579
Hope and Faith.

1596
01:13:56,347 --> 01:14:00,215
<i>Hi. I'm looking
for the McLanden Foundation.</i>

1597
01:14:00,217 --> 01:14:02,218
<i>Is this Margaret McLanden?</i>

1598
01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:03,420
<i>Who's this?</i>

1599
01:14:03,422 --> 01:14:06,555
Yeah. Hi, there. My name's
Maryanne Chelkowsky.

1600
01:14:06,557 --> 01:14:09,125
I'm the director
of the Squaw Lake Bible Camp.

1601
01:14:09,127 --> 01:14:10,160
<i>What do you want?</i>

1602
01:14:10,162 --> 01:14:12,828
Well, we are putting together
the 50th anniversary

1603
01:14:12,830 --> 01:14:14,430
edition of our camp gazette.

1604
01:14:14,432 --> 01:14:16,398
We're trying to track down
some star alumni.

1605
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:19,768
Are you any relation to
Hope and Faith McLanden?

1606
01:14:19,770 --> 01:14:22,104
- <i>Hello.</i>
- <i>Bruce, it's that camp.</i>

1607
01:14:22,106 --> 01:14:24,474
<i>The girls must have done
something again and God...</i>

1608
01:14:24,476 --> 01:14:25,742
<i>Girls are
long gone, Mrs. M.</i>

1609
01:14:25,744 --> 01:14:26,809
<i>You just go on back
to your chair.</i>

1610
01:14:26,811 --> 01:14:28,478
<i>But it's
filthy there, Bruce.</i>

1611
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:29,578
<i>I've asked you a...</i>

1612
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:31,050
Gotcha.

1613
01:15:14,426 --> 01:15:15,727
Take your time, Bruce.

1614
01:15:37,915 --> 01:15:39,351
Mrs. McLanden?

1615
01:15:41,186 --> 01:15:43,122
Hi, I'm Gloria
from the cleaning service.

1616
01:15:43,488 --> 01:15:44,586
Who?

1617
01:15:44,588 --> 01:15:45,487
Didn't Bruce tell you?

1618
01:15:45,489 --> 01:15:46,788
I'm supposed to clean
the entire place

1619
01:15:46,790 --> 01:15:47,857
until you could eat

1620
01:15:47,859 --> 01:15:49,791
a four-course meal
off the floor.

1621
01:15:49,793 --> 01:15:51,227
Did I get the date...

1622
01:15:51,229 --> 01:15:52,731
Shoot!

1623
01:15:56,168 --> 01:15:58,137
Start in my
upstairs bathroom.

1624
01:16:03,909 --> 01:16:05,845
It's not lying
if I'm actually cleaning.

1625
01:16:23,595 --> 01:16:24,727
Bruce!

1626
01:16:24,729 --> 01:16:26,132
The fire's dying!

1627
01:16:27,632 --> 01:16:28,801
Bruce!

1628
01:16:43,315 --> 01:16:45,380
I couldn't help
noticing that

1629
01:16:45,382 --> 01:16:46,918
lovely picture
of your daughters.

1630
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:50,687
Where's Bruce?

1631
01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:51,920
- Bruce!
- Oh, um...

1632
01:16:51,922 --> 01:16:54,225
Bruce had to
go out. Um...

1633
01:16:54,592 --> 01:16:55,760
So,

1634
01:16:56,695 --> 01:16:57,993
your daughter, Faith...

1635
01:16:57,995 --> 01:16:59,595
She had some trouble,
I gather?

1636
01:16:59,597 --> 01:17:00,763
Troubles!

1637
01:17:02,467 --> 01:17:04,537
Troubles would've
been a vacation.

1638
01:17:05,971 --> 01:17:08,871
That child
came straight from hell.

1639
01:17:08,873 --> 01:17:11,707
That's a very strong
statement for a mother.

1640
01:17:11,709 --> 01:17:13,276
Are you a mother?

1641
01:17:13,278 --> 01:17:16,712
Yes. I love
every minute of it.

1642
01:17:16,714 --> 01:17:18,480
Aww.

1643
01:17:18,482 --> 01:17:19,717
Then you must have
brain damage.

1644
01:17:20,552 --> 01:17:22,417
It's a thankless business.

1645
01:17:22,419 --> 01:17:25,554
And some children
are just born rotten.

1646
01:17:25,556 --> 01:17:28,791
They don't need a parent.
They need an exorcist.

1647
01:17:28,793 --> 01:17:30,896
My husband
understood that.

1648
01:17:33,364 --> 01:17:35,031
Now, wait.
Don't tell Bruce!

1649
01:17:35,033 --> 01:17:37,000
- No.
- Bingo!

1650
01:17:37,002 --> 01:17:39,838
It's unseemly,
the way that man polices me.

1651
01:17:40,672 --> 01:17:42,037
Would you like
some sherry?

1652
01:17:42,039 --> 01:17:43,973
Oh, no, thank you.
You're very sweet.

1653
01:17:43,975 --> 01:17:46,276
Wait, that's...

1654
01:17:46,278 --> 01:17:49,011
That's not sherry.
That's the gin.

1655
01:17:49,013 --> 01:17:50,345
Where's the sherry?

1656
01:17:50,347 --> 01:17:52,048
Must be behind
the Sylvia Plath.

1657
01:17:52,050 --> 01:17:53,718
What ever happened
to Faith?

1658
01:17:54,552 --> 01:17:55,917
Oh, everything. Everything.

1659
01:17:55,919 --> 01:17:59,589
We spent so much money
on her rehab.

1660
01:17:59,591 --> 01:18:01,890
Hope tried to help
take care of her

1661
01:18:01,892 --> 01:18:05,327
and get her off that stuff.

1662
01:18:05,329 --> 01:18:08,497
Of course, Hope's a born
liar with terrible posture.

1663
01:18:08,499 --> 01:18:09,831
Uh, Mrs. McLanden?

1664
01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:13,404
Do you know the person
in this photograph?

1665
01:18:16,307 --> 01:18:18,875
That's Faith.
That's Faith!

1666
01:18:18,877 --> 01:18:20,742
Now, why're you...
Did she send you?

1667
01:18:20,744 --> 01:18:22,745
- No, I'm not even sure...
- Are you the police?

1668
01:18:22,747 --> 01:18:23,946
No, I'm just ask...

1669
01:18:23,948 --> 01:18:25,682
I have told you people
a thousand times.

1670
01:18:25,684 --> 01:18:29,385
My memory is not good anymore.
It will not stand up in court.

1671
01:18:29,387 --> 01:18:30,652
The night of that fire,

1672
01:18:30,654 --> 01:18:32,654
my husband and I
were estranged.

1673
01:18:32,656 --> 01:18:34,357
We lived in separate wings
of the house.

1674
01:18:34,359 --> 01:18:37,093
The fire that burned down
the west wing?

1675
01:18:37,095 --> 01:18:38,763
Are you an insurance agent?

1676
01:18:39,596 --> 01:18:40,830
Yes.

1677
01:18:40,832 --> 01:18:42,532
Oh!

1678
01:18:42,534 --> 01:18:45,535
Oh, good! Oh, good, good.

1679
01:18:45,537 --> 01:18:46,768
Oh, Bruce and I
have been waiting

1680
01:18:46,770 --> 01:18:48,337
for the insurance money.

1681
01:18:48,339 --> 01:18:51,808
Of course, you assholes
had that clause about arson.

1682
01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:54,077
- Arson. Yeah.
- Vultures.

1683
01:18:54,079 --> 01:18:56,011
Here's to being house poor!

1684
01:18:56,013 --> 01:18:58,348
You ain't supposed
to be drinking, Mrs. M.

1685
01:18:58,350 --> 01:18:59,615
- Who are you?
- Well, uh...

1686
01:18:59,617 --> 01:19:02,617
Thank you so much
for your time, Mrs. McLanden.

1687
01:19:02,619 --> 01:19:05,121
I will get you that
faux Givenchy suit in ivory

1688
01:19:05,123 --> 01:19:07,490
and the scarf in taupe.

1689
01:19:07,492 --> 01:19:09,992
I will put a rush on it!
Thank you for your order!

1690
01:19:09,994 --> 01:19:11,797
Shit. Okay.

1691
01:19:48,833 --> 01:19:50,436
Where do you think
you're going?

1692
01:19:51,136 --> 01:19:52,434
Uh...

1693
01:19:52,436 --> 01:19:54,739
I wanted to order
the navy blazer.

1694
01:19:55,806 --> 01:19:57,408
Extra large.

1695
01:19:57,941 --> 01:19:58,944
Great.

1696
01:20:04,783 --> 01:20:05,947
Hello.

1697
01:20:05,949 --> 01:20:07,416
What do you want, cupcake?

1698
01:20:07,418 --> 01:20:09,719
I'm looking for
all the Wayne County

1699
01:20:09,721 --> 01:20:10,819
arson-related news items

1700
01:20:10,821 --> 01:20:12,056
for the last 20 years.

1701
01:20:21,699 --> 01:20:23,765
<i>Hi, moms, Stephanie here.</i>

1702
01:20:23,767 --> 01:20:26,102
<i>I'm coming to you
from Michigan.</i>

1703
01:20:26,104 --> 01:20:28,673
<i>Special on-the-road edition.</i>

1704
01:20:30,809 --> 01:20:32,508
<i>As many of you know,</i>

1705
01:20:32,510 --> 01:20:34,010
<i>I was struggling
to find closure</i>

1706
01:20:34,012 --> 01:20:36,179
<i>surrounding the death
of my best friend.</i>

1707
01:20:36,181 --> 01:20:38,915
<i>So I drove up to the lake
where she drowned</i>

1708
01:20:38,917 --> 01:20:42,818
<i>to see if I could
dredge something up.</i>

1709
01:20:42,820 --> 01:20:44,219
Oh, shit.

1710
01:20:44,221 --> 01:20:45,087
<i>Well, it turns out</i>

1711
01:20:45,089 --> 01:20:47,657
this is the site
of many a canoe race

1712
01:20:47,659 --> 01:20:49,591
at the Squaw Lake Bible Camp.

1713
01:20:49,593 --> 01:20:51,960
<i>I had to dig through
a bunch of camp journals,</i>

1714
01:20:51,962 --> 01:20:55,764
<i>and I found
a photo of Emily,</i>

1715
01:20:55,766 --> 01:20:58,067
<i>whose middle name is Claudia.</i>

1716
01:20:58,069 --> 01:20:59,535
<i>Not pretty
I didn't know that.</i>

1717
01:20:59,537 --> 01:21:02,938
You crazy fucking bitch.

1718
01:21:02,940 --> 01:21:05,140
It's like looking at
an angel, isn't it, moms?

1719
01:21:05,142 --> 01:21:06,908
Brotherfucker.

1720
01:21:06,910 --> 01:21:08,944
And it gave me
the closure I needed.

1721
01:21:08,946 --> 01:21:11,214
<i>I feel closer to Emily
than I've ever felt.</i>

1722
01:21:11,216 --> 01:21:13,148
<i>Almost like a twin.</i>

1723
01:21:13,150 --> 01:21:14,919
Emily, wherever you are,

1724
01:21:16,753 --> 01:21:19,425
I hope that
you're listening.

1725
01:21:20,557 --> 01:21:22,026
And you gotta have faith.

1726
01:21:23,727 --> 01:21:26,164
Brotherfucker!

1727
01:21:36,274 --> 01:21:37,974
<i>♪ Things that we need</i>

1728
01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:39,575
<i>♪ Money, clothes,
Weed, indeed</i>

1729
01:21:39,577 --> 01:21:41,844
<i>♪ Hats, food, booze
Essentials, credentials</i>

1730
01:21:41,846 --> 01:21:44,212
<i>♪ Code of the streets
Owners who creep</i>

1731
01:21:44,214 --> 01:21:46,648
<i>♪ Slow when you sleep
Holdin' the heat</i>

1732
01:21:46,650 --> 01:21:48,984
<i>♪ Put holes in your jeep
Respect the streets</i>

1733
01:21:48,986 --> 01:21:52,457
<i>♪ It's the L-I-L-F-A-M-E ♪</i>

1734
01:21:53,156 --> 01:21:55,157
Mom's home!

1735
01:21:55,159 --> 01:21:57,059
Oh, Smoochie-smooch?

1736
01:21:57,061 --> 01:21:57,993
Oh, my goodness!

1737
01:21:57,995 --> 01:21:59,832
Smooch, I missed you so much!

1738
01:22:00,531 --> 01:22:01,497
Where were you?

1739
01:22:01,499 --> 01:22:03,965
And why did we have to sleep
at Hector's house?

1740
01:22:03,967 --> 01:22:05,201
He pees the bed!

1741
01:22:05,203 --> 01:22:07,202
Oh! Hector's the worst!

1742
01:22:07,204 --> 01:22:08,673
They could've stayed
with me, you know.

1743
01:22:10,275 --> 01:22:12,140
I thought we all
needed a breather.

1744
01:22:12,142 --> 01:22:13,811
Now I feel like
a million bucks.

1745
01:22:14,212 --> 01:22:15,647
Maybe even four.

1746
01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:20,750
Hi, my name's Beth.

1747
01:22:20,752 --> 01:22:22,818
I'm calling on behalf of
my boss, Sean Townsend,

1748
01:22:22,820 --> 01:22:24,886
about his wife,
Emily Nelson's policy.

1749
01:22:24,888 --> 01:22:30,760
The number is CT7602258001.

1750
01:22:30,762 --> 01:22:31,827
Can you tell me the name
of the agent

1751
01:22:31,829 --> 01:22:33,027
who handles
that account, please?

1752
01:22:33,029 --> 01:22:35,163
<i>Dear Miss Prager,
my name is Bruce Hargrave.</i>

1753
01:22:35,165 --> 01:22:36,898
<i>I'm writing to you about
a case you're handling</i>

1754
01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:38,968
<i>for Emily Nelson,
recently deceased.</i>

1755
01:22:38,970 --> 01:22:40,036
<i>I have been the caretaker</i>

1756
01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:41,903
<i>of her family estate
for many years.</i>

1757
01:22:41,905 --> 01:22:43,171
<i>What I have to say
will sound crazy,</i>

1758
01:22:43,173 --> 01:22:45,340
<i>but years ago, my employer
died in a house fire.</i>

1759
01:22:45,342 --> 01:22:47,175
<i>His teen daughters,
Hope and Faith McLanden,</i>

1760
01:22:47,177 --> 01:22:48,710
<i>disappeared without a trace.</i>

1761
01:22:48,712 --> 01:22:49,812
<i>I'm attaching an old photo.</i>

1762
01:22:49,814 --> 01:22:51,212
Hi, this is Sean Townsend.

1763
01:22:51,214 --> 01:22:52,751
I was meant to meet
Billy Kent for lunch.

1764
01:22:54,319 --> 01:22:55,850
What do you mean?

1765
01:22:55,852 --> 01:22:58,089
You guys called two days
ago to organize this.

1766
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,026
No, never mind.

1767
01:23:04,028 --> 01:23:05,163
I'll call him back.

1768
01:23:05,963 --> 01:23:06,964
Boo.

1769
01:23:12,637 --> 01:23:13,868
Oh, come on,
you dumb shit.

1770
01:23:13,870 --> 01:23:15,004
We've spent
every anniversary here.

1771
01:23:15,006 --> 01:23:16,307
How could you not
put it together?

1772
01:23:16,841 --> 01:23:18,307
Emily, why?

1773
01:23:18,309 --> 01:23:20,041
I have four million
reasons why.

1774
01:23:20,043 --> 01:23:21,876
How could you
do this to Nicky?

1775
01:23:21,878 --> 01:23:23,179
I did this for Nicky.

1776
01:23:23,181 --> 01:23:25,380
I hated that job.
I never got to see him.

1777
01:23:25,382 --> 01:23:27,116
It's not like we could
live off your faculty buffet

1778
01:23:27,118 --> 01:23:29,151
the rest of our lives,
could we?

1779
01:23:29,153 --> 01:23:30,920
I grieved your death.

1780
01:23:30,922 --> 01:23:32,921
I understand.

1781
01:23:32,923 --> 01:23:34,823
You're not alone.
They say that

1782
01:23:34,825 --> 01:23:36,992
90% of people
who lose their spouse

1783
01:23:36,994 --> 01:23:39,094
end up sleeping with
their spouse's best friend

1784
01:23:39,096 --> 01:23:40,696
after their funeral,
actually.

1785
01:23:40,698 --> 01:23:41,663
Really?

1786
01:23:41,665 --> 01:23:45,001
No, I just made that up,
you fucking dick.

1787
01:23:45,003 --> 01:23:46,635
That's how you grieve?

1788
01:23:46,637 --> 01:23:48,336
Balls deep
in my best friend?

1789
01:23:48,338 --> 01:23:49,371
You could've
told me something.

1790
01:23:49,373 --> 01:23:51,674
Except you can't keep
a secret, even in the dark.

1791
01:23:51,676 --> 01:23:54,012
- Anything.
- You almost ruined everything.

1792
01:23:55,980 --> 01:23:57,679
I had to lay low
until the insurance money

1793
01:23:57,681 --> 01:23:58,615
came through.

1794
01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:01,384
And so why didn't you stay low?
Hmm?

1795
01:24:01,386 --> 01:24:03,786
Instead, you
terrorized our son.

1796
01:24:03,788 --> 01:24:04,754
I didn't terrorize him.

1797
01:24:04,756 --> 01:24:06,154
You made me think
that he had gone insane

1798
01:24:06,156 --> 01:24:08,023
as well as Stephanie.

1799
01:24:08,025 --> 01:24:09,925
I missed him too much.

1800
01:24:09,927 --> 01:24:11,196
He's my little dude.

1801
01:24:12,296 --> 01:24:13,865
You know how much
I love that kid.

1802
01:24:16,100 --> 01:24:17,733
Well, the clock
is ticking now.

1803
01:24:17,735 --> 01:24:19,934
Nancy Drew knows too much.

1804
01:24:19,936 --> 01:24:21,903
If she fucks up my insurance
money coming through,

1805
01:24:21,905 --> 01:24:23,371
I'm taking you
down with me.

1806
01:24:23,373 --> 01:24:24,974
You're taking me
down with you?

1807
01:24:24,976 --> 01:24:26,408
Well, of course,
this was all your plan.

1808
01:24:26,410 --> 01:24:27,843
My plan?

1809
01:24:27,845 --> 01:24:29,210
I had nothing
to do with it...

1810
01:24:29,212 --> 01:24:30,412
Why are you
playing dumb now?

1811
01:24:30,414 --> 01:24:32,081
...you twisted
fucking psycho.

1812
01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:33,251
I don't know where...

1813
01:24:36,087 --> 01:24:37,955
What were you saying about
me being a fucking psycho?

1814
01:24:39,257 --> 01:24:40,822
Do you love her?

1815
01:24:40,824 --> 01:24:42,992
No. It was just sex.

1816
01:24:42,994 --> 01:24:45,764
Did you think of me
when you were fucking her?

1817
01:24:46,029 --> 01:24:47,031
Yes.

1818
01:24:49,867 --> 01:24:51,466
Do you love me
or not, baby?

1819
01:24:51,468 --> 01:24:53,169
Of course I do.

1820
01:24:53,171 --> 01:24:54,937
She doesn't mean
a thing to me.

1821
01:24:54,939 --> 01:24:56,171
Good.

1822
01:24:58,275 --> 01:25:00,108
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

1823
01:25:00,110 --> 01:25:01,309
I forgot to load it.

1824
01:25:01,311 --> 01:25:02,978
Fuck. Oh, God.

1825
01:25:02,980 --> 01:25:05,081
Can you imagine
if I would've, though?

1826
01:25:05,083 --> 01:25:06,247
What a mess.

1827
01:25:06,249 --> 01:25:08,084
Emily, you're crazy.

1828
01:25:08,086 --> 01:25:10,419
Hey, it's pretty
simple. You know?

1829
01:25:10,421 --> 01:25:12,324
It's your choice.
Her or me?

1830
01:25:13,190 --> 01:25:14,392
It's not that hard.

1831
01:25:16,327 --> 01:25:17,329
Hey.

1832
01:25:17,895 --> 01:25:19,228
Stop it.

1833
01:25:19,230 --> 01:25:21,362
You love this.

1834
01:25:21,364 --> 01:25:23,734
Meet me in the bathroom
in 20 seconds.

1835
01:25:25,736 --> 01:25:27,004
Knock twice.

1836
01:25:40,784 --> 01:25:41,850
There he is now.

1837
01:25:41,852 --> 01:25:45,220
Mr. Townsend, Isabel Prager,
Addison First Insurance.

1838
01:25:45,222 --> 01:25:46,921
I'm investigating
the death benefit claim

1839
01:25:46,923 --> 01:25:48,193
for your late wife.

1840
01:25:51,796 --> 01:25:52,798
Sean,

1841
01:25:53,998 --> 01:25:55,901
did you know that
Emily had a twin?

1842
01:25:58,535 --> 01:26:00,068
No, but...

1843
01:26:00,070 --> 01:26:01,871
Well, I hate
to even say this,

1844
01:26:01,873 --> 01:26:03,339
but it means
the body in the lake

1845
01:26:03,341 --> 01:26:05,273
could be this sister.

1846
01:26:05,275 --> 01:26:06,975
It could explain
the DNA match.

1847
01:26:06,977 --> 01:26:08,077
And if that's the case,

1848
01:26:08,079 --> 01:26:10,315
then where is Emily?

1849
01:26:14,918 --> 01:26:17,553
If my wife was still alive,
she'd come home.

1850
01:26:17,555 --> 01:26:18,757
She'd wanna see her son.

1851
01:26:21,292 --> 01:26:22,558
I'm not a cop,

1852
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:24,393
and I'm definitely
no therapist,

1853
01:26:24,395 --> 01:26:26,895
I'm just an insurance guy.

1854
01:26:26,897 --> 01:26:29,932
But this is an incredibly
interesting case.

1855
01:26:29,934 --> 01:26:32,167
This is just bananas,
isn't it?

1856
01:26:32,169 --> 01:26:34,002
- Yeah.
- I will say,

1857
01:26:34,004 --> 01:26:35,403
it's unusual

1858
01:26:35,405 --> 01:26:37,206
to live with someone
as husband and wife

1859
01:26:37,208 --> 01:26:38,474
and not know
that they have a twin.

1860
01:26:38,476 --> 01:26:40,442
She was a very
private person.

1861
01:26:40,444 --> 01:26:43,545
Well, hey,
we all have our secrets.

1862
01:26:45,882 --> 01:26:47,349
But, as I'm sure
you can understand,

1863
01:26:47,351 --> 01:26:48,884
with a payment of this size,

1864
01:26:48,886 --> 01:26:50,952
we'll have to continue
this claims investigation.

1865
01:26:50,954 --> 01:26:52,054
Of course.

1866
01:26:52,056 --> 01:26:54,156
And, by law,
give all our findings

1867
01:26:54,158 --> 01:26:55,357
to the authorities.

1868
01:26:55,359 --> 01:26:57,126
Of course,
anything you need.

1869
01:26:57,128 --> 01:26:59,260
I just hope that my wife
is still alive.

1870
01:26:59,262 --> 01:27:00,265
I want her back.

1871
01:27:04,435 --> 01:27:06,068
Okey-dokey, then.

1872
01:27:06,070 --> 01:27:08,069
Obviously, if you
do hear from her...

1873
01:27:08,071 --> 01:27:09,839
- You'll be the first to know.
- Thank you so much!

1874
01:27:09,841 --> 01:27:11,877
Okay, thank you.
Thanks for the coffee.

1875
01:27:13,311 --> 01:27:14,410
Bye-bye.

1876
01:27:14,412 --> 01:27:15,413
- Thank you so much again.
- Thanks.

1877
01:27:17,013 --> 01:27:18,380
You knew that
she had a twin.

1878
01:27:18,382 --> 01:27:19,581
Did I?

1879
01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:21,317
Why didn't you?

1880
01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:22,585
You knew
and you didn't tell me.

1881
01:27:22,587 --> 01:27:23,789
Sean,

1882
01:27:24,555 --> 01:27:26,057
you sound crazy.

1883
01:27:27,490 --> 01:27:28,827
Take a Xanax.

1884
01:27:29,392 --> 01:27:31,292
Take two.

1885
01:27:31,294 --> 01:27:33,161
<i>Hi, moms. Stephanie here.</i>

1886
01:27:33,163 --> 01:27:35,598
<i>Today, we're talking about
tombstone tributes.</i>

1887
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:37,198
<i>I want to thank Helen
from Missoula, Montana,</i>

1888
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,334
<i>for the suggestions.</i>

1889
01:27:38,336 --> 01:27:40,501
<i>For thinking outside the box.</i>

1890
01:27:40,503 --> 01:27:44,105
<i>You know, it doesn't have
to just be flowers anymore.</i>

1891
01:27:44,107 --> 01:27:49,510
<i>I think any item that sparks
a fond memory is perfect.</i>

1892
01:27:49,512 --> 01:27:52,180
<i>Emily's favorite treat
was a dry gin martini</i>

1893
01:27:52,182 --> 01:27:53,448
<i>in the late afternoon.</i>

1894
01:27:53,450 --> 01:27:56,452
<i>I'm gonna make a couple
just like Emily used to.</i>

1895
01:27:56,454 --> 01:27:59,087
<i>Frozen gin, frozen glass,</i>

1896
01:27:59,089 --> 01:28:00,990
<i>generous twist.</i>

1897
01:28:00,992 --> 01:28:02,927
<i>I'm gonna head out there
a little later today.</i>

1898
01:28:04,028 --> 01:28:05,497
<i>Have a toast on her grave.</i>

1899
01:28:10,133 --> 01:28:12,037
Nice, big twist.
I taught you well.

1900
01:28:12,936 --> 01:28:14,372
Student's become
the master.

1901
01:28:15,038 --> 01:28:17,074
Ooh, wisdom.

1902
01:28:18,409 --> 01:28:20,341
Hey, give me that.

1903
01:28:20,343 --> 01:28:21,911
I don't know
what tricks you have

1904
01:28:21,913 --> 01:28:24,013
up those new
sleeves of yours.

1905
01:28:24,015 --> 01:28:25,648
You think
I poisoned both drinks?

1906
01:28:25,650 --> 01:28:26,985
That's not my style.

1907
01:28:27,551 --> 01:28:29,254
I don't even eat gluten.

1908
01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:33,992
- Want another?
- Please.

1909
01:28:35,493 --> 01:28:36,658
First, tell me why

1910
01:28:36,660 --> 01:28:38,327
you killed your father
and sister.

1911
01:28:38,329 --> 01:28:39,929
Okay, why don't we
first talk about

1912
01:28:39,931 --> 01:28:41,296
your son's real father?

1913
01:28:41,298 --> 01:28:44,099
Oh! Emily,
I hold all the cards here.

1914
01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:45,567
I wanna know
about your twin, Faith.

1915
01:28:45,569 --> 01:28:46,702
I'm not a twin.

1916
01:28:46,704 --> 01:28:48,536
Great, I know that you are.

1917
01:28:48,538 --> 01:28:50,205
We were triplets.

1918
01:28:50,207 --> 01:28:52,474
Faith, Hope, and Charity.
Charity was stillborn.

1919
01:28:52,476 --> 01:28:53,575
Mom thought we offed her

1920
01:28:53,577 --> 01:28:54,643
- in the womb.
- Hmm.

1921
01:28:54,645 --> 01:28:56,577
Dad believed her.

1922
01:28:56,579 --> 01:28:58,482
She's quite a woman,
your mother.

1923
01:28:59,617 --> 01:29:01,250
I had a nice afternoon
with Mags.

1924
01:29:01,252 --> 01:29:03,117
You met my mother?

1925
01:29:03,119 --> 01:29:05,219
She likes her martinis
even stronger than yours.

1926
01:29:05,221 --> 01:29:07,956
We had a little walk
down memory lane.

1927
01:29:07,958 --> 01:29:09,692
She's a cold woman, Em.

1928
01:29:09,694 --> 01:29:12,594
Bet you couldn't do
anything right in her eyes.

1929
01:29:12,596 --> 01:29:14,964
It was probably Faith's
idea to set the fire.

1930
01:29:14,966 --> 01:29:16,631
But then, all the bad ideas
were Faith's, weren't they?

1931
01:29:16,633 --> 01:29:18,666
- You don't know anything.
- Sure I do.

1932
01:29:18,668 --> 01:29:20,301
And I get it.

1933
01:29:20,303 --> 01:29:22,170
<i>You're 16.</i>

1934
01:29:22,172 --> 01:29:24,675
<i>It's that age
where you feel so trapped.</i>

1935
01:29:26,276 --> 01:29:29,013
<i>Then, if your mother always
had the biting comment...</i>

1936
01:29:35,352 --> 01:29:37,385
- Faith, it's over. Let's go!
- Dad! Dad!

1937
01:29:37,387 --> 01:29:39,621
- Dad! Don't touch me!
- It's not my fault!

1938
01:29:39,623 --> 01:29:41,724
<i>...I'm guessing your father
was more direct.</i>

1939
01:29:41,726 --> 01:29:43,658
MR. McLANDEN: Whore!

1940
01:29:43,660 --> 01:29:45,728
- Never again!
- Stop!

1941
01:29:45,730 --> 01:29:48,500
That's when you and Faith learned
to hit the reset button, right?

1942
01:29:50,368 --> 01:29:51,500
Burn, baby, burn.

1943
01:30:00,110 --> 01:30:01,343
<i>Why'd you leave each other?</i>

1944
01:30:01,345 --> 01:30:04,412
Well, we couldn't stay
together after the fire.

1945
01:30:04,414 --> 01:30:06,447
The cops were looking for
the big blonde arson twins.

1946
01:30:06,449 --> 01:30:08,153
<i>We were a walking sideshow.</i>

1947
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,586
Fuck off!

1948
01:30:11,588 --> 01:30:14,255
We had to say goodbye,
so we did it with tattoos.

1949
01:30:14,257 --> 01:30:17,194
<i>Flames, and a little
something for Charity.</i>

1950
01:30:22,365 --> 01:30:24,133
We split up
in Corpus Christi.

1951
01:30:24,135 --> 01:30:25,267
She was gonna head
south to Mexico,

1952
01:30:25,269 --> 01:30:27,236
<i>I was gonna go north.</i>

1953
01:30:27,238 --> 01:30:28,403
<i>We set a time
and place to meet</i>

1954
01:30:28,405 --> 01:30:30,207
<i>after the smoke cleared.</i>

1955
01:30:31,307 --> 01:30:33,809
<i>But then,
she never showed up.</i>

1956
01:30:33,811 --> 01:30:36,247
<i>I was worried sick.
I waited for days.</i>

1957
01:30:37,047 --> 01:30:38,546
<i>But nothing.</i>

1958
01:30:38,548 --> 01:30:40,115
I thought maybe
this is my opportunity

1959
01:30:40,117 --> 01:30:41,250
to do it on my own.

1960
01:30:41,252 --> 01:30:42,550
She was always getting me
into trouble.

1961
01:30:42,552 --> 01:30:43,719
So I bought a one-way
ticket to New York

1962
01:30:43,721 --> 01:30:45,120
and never looked back.

1963
01:30:45,122 --> 01:30:46,220
Did you miss her?

1964
01:30:46,222 --> 01:30:47,288
Of course I missed her.

1965
01:30:47,290 --> 01:30:48,791
I wasn't whole without her.

1966
01:30:48,793 --> 01:30:50,692
But I couldn't go on like
that, I had to survive.

1967
01:30:50,694 --> 01:30:51,593
And it worked.

1968
01:30:51,595 --> 01:30:53,728
Yeah, my life in New York
fell into place.

1969
01:30:53,730 --> 01:30:56,564
I got a job,
worked my way up.

1970
01:30:56,566 --> 01:30:58,302
I met the perfect man.

1971
01:30:59,270 --> 01:31:01,135
Oh, you know
that part, though.

1972
01:31:01,137 --> 01:31:02,571
Then your sister calls.

1973
01:31:02,573 --> 01:31:03,805
Fucking Facebook.

1974
01:31:03,807 --> 01:31:06,140
- You had to see her.
- Yeah, of course I did.

1975
01:31:06,142 --> 01:31:09,344
So you fabricate
this trip to Miami,

1976
01:31:09,346 --> 01:31:10,645
meet up at the old camp.

1977
01:31:10,647 --> 01:31:12,550
Camp bunk four,
it was our happy place.

1978
01:31:15,186 --> 01:31:17,622
<i>It was the only place we could
escape our dad, really.</i>

1979
01:31:26,329 --> 01:31:27,830
<i>Must've been shocking</i>

1980
01:31:27,832 --> 01:31:29,601
<i>to see her
after all those years.</i>

1981
01:31:31,368 --> 01:31:34,236
<i>Yeah, it was like
looking in the mirror.</i>

1982
01:31:34,238 --> 01:31:36,737
Except at the sick life
she chose over me.

1983
01:31:36,739 --> 01:31:38,340
<i>What did she want?</i>

1984
01:31:38,342 --> 01:31:39,344
<i>Everything.</i>

1985
01:31:41,645 --> 01:31:43,245
Just gonna stand there?

1986
01:31:44,347 --> 01:31:45,781
You gotta have Faith.

1987
01:31:45,783 --> 01:31:48,183
I don't hear from you
for 14 years,

1988
01:31:48,185 --> 01:31:49,885
and now, here you are?

1989
01:31:49,887 --> 01:31:51,353
I'm out of cash.

1990
01:31:51,355 --> 01:31:52,357
Shocking.

1991
01:31:53,690 --> 01:31:55,359
The fuck did you say?

1992
01:31:58,262 --> 01:31:59,327
Nothing.

1993
01:31:59,329 --> 01:32:01,263
Get away
with it this time.

1994
01:32:01,265 --> 01:32:02,730
Okay, so, um...

1995
01:32:02,732 --> 01:32:04,299
- Now what?
- I don't know.

1996
01:32:04,301 --> 01:32:05,567
I didn't know
where to go.

1997
01:32:05,569 --> 01:32:07,568
When I call,
you act like a stranger.

1998
01:32:07,570 --> 01:32:09,438
Won't even let me
come meet your family.

1999
01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:11,305
What am I supposed
to say to them?

2000
01:32:11,307 --> 01:32:12,310
The truth?

2001
01:32:12,909 --> 01:32:15,176
Well, you may as well now

2002
01:32:15,178 --> 01:32:17,278
because I'm about
to tell the cops.

2003
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:18,380
You're what?

2004
01:32:18,382 --> 01:32:20,782
I don't know
what else to do.

2005
01:32:20,784 --> 01:32:22,416
I don't have anything,

2006
01:32:22,418 --> 01:32:24,553
so I don't really have
anything to lose.

2007
01:32:24,555 --> 01:32:26,420
I'm gonna go tell them
everything we did.

2008
01:32:26,422 --> 01:32:28,290
And then we'll
go down together.

2009
01:32:28,292 --> 01:32:29,424
We can be together again.

2010
01:32:29,426 --> 01:32:31,225
I have a little boy now.

2011
01:32:31,227 --> 01:32:33,862
Yeah, I know. I saw that kid.
He's super cute.

2012
01:32:33,864 --> 01:32:35,397
Cut the shit, okay?

2013
01:32:35,399 --> 01:32:36,801
What do you
want from me?

2014
01:32:38,869 --> 01:32:40,234
I want a million bucks.

2015
01:32:40,236 --> 01:32:41,502
How am I supposed
to give you that?

2016
01:32:41,504 --> 01:32:42,737
You're rich
and famous now.

2017
01:32:42,739 --> 01:32:44,508
I can't give you
a million dollars.

2018
01:32:45,775 --> 01:32:47,341
You do seem
highly motivated.

2019
01:32:47,343 --> 01:32:49,243
I don't know
what it is, though.

2020
01:32:49,245 --> 01:32:50,411
It's your job,

2021
01:32:50,413 --> 01:32:52,346
probably your kid.

2022
01:32:52,348 --> 01:32:54,316
Don't talk about Nicky.

2023
01:32:54,318 --> 01:32:56,785
Yeah, I'll, um...

2024
01:32:56,787 --> 01:33:00,255
I'll sell the house. I'll
do whatever I need to do.

2025
01:33:00,257 --> 01:33:01,657
If I do this,
you can't tell anyone ever.

2026
01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:02,660
Do you understand?

2027
01:33:03,427 --> 01:33:05,359
Yeah, I get it.

2028
01:33:05,361 --> 01:33:07,395
I mean, I don't really get
the big deal about kids.

2029
01:33:07,397 --> 01:33:09,831
You could always
just make another kid.

2030
01:33:09,833 --> 01:33:12,201
You know that, right?

2031
01:33:12,203 --> 01:33:13,571
You can't make
another sister, though.

2032
01:33:15,405 --> 01:33:17,238
It's fucking hot.

2033
01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:19,374
Come on,
let's go swimming.

2034
01:33:19,376 --> 01:33:21,146
Remember?
Like we used to.

2035
01:33:22,413 --> 01:33:24,345
- You coming?
- Yeah.

2036
01:33:24,347 --> 01:33:25,582
Right behind you.

2037
01:33:36,493 --> 01:33:37,759
<i>How'd you
get her in the lake?</i>

2038
01:33:37,761 --> 01:33:39,428
<i>Fuck you.
I didn't kill my sister.</i>

2039
01:33:39,430 --> 01:33:40,464
<i>That was her idea.</i>

2040
01:33:48,439 --> 01:33:49,908
Come on, wimp.

2041
01:33:51,809 --> 01:33:54,009
What? I thought
you were the alpha now.

2042
01:33:54,011 --> 01:33:55,277
No?

2043
01:33:55,279 --> 01:33:56,915
I am the alpha,
God damn it.

2044
01:34:14,030 --> 01:34:16,697
You abandoned me.

2045
01:34:16,699 --> 01:34:18,934
We were supposed to be
a team, you and me.

2046
01:34:18,936 --> 01:34:20,035
Remember?

2047
01:34:20,037 --> 01:34:21,506
Yeah, I know we were.

2048
01:34:22,806 --> 01:34:25,376
But I just thought the only
chance we had was alone.

2049
01:34:26,476 --> 01:34:27,711
You were right.

2050
01:34:28,445 --> 01:34:29,981
I'm sorry, kid.

2051
01:34:34,651 --> 01:34:35,653
Me, too.

2052
01:35:31,507 --> 01:35:33,075
<i>I was so worried.</i>

2053
01:35:33,077 --> 01:35:36,280
I woke up the next morning.
I couldn't find her anywhere.

2054
01:35:37,948 --> 01:35:39,350
I never thought...

2055
01:35:41,118 --> 01:35:42,919
I never thought
she'd do that, you know?

2056
01:35:45,855 --> 01:35:48,689
When I found her body
in the lake, it was too late.

2057
01:35:48,691 --> 01:35:49,858
Lie.

2058
01:35:49,860 --> 01:35:50,925
You drowned her.

2059
01:35:50,927 --> 01:35:52,960
No, she killed herself.

2060
01:35:52,962 --> 01:35:54,595
I'm just
all that's left of her.

2061
01:35:54,597 --> 01:35:56,031
No, you're
a sister killer.

2062
01:35:56,033 --> 01:35:57,532
You're a brotherfucker.

2063
01:35:57,534 --> 01:35:58,800
Ooh!

2064
01:35:58,802 --> 01:36:00,368
What does Sean know?

2065
01:36:00,370 --> 01:36:01,471
Everything.

2066
01:36:02,373 --> 01:36:03,638
It was his idea.

2067
01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:05,506
I didn't know what to do
once I found the body.

2068
01:36:05,508 --> 01:36:07,809
He said maybe
this is our opportunity.

2069
01:36:07,811 --> 01:36:09,544
We could finally
get out of debt.

2070
01:36:09,546 --> 01:36:10,615
Flee the country.

2071
01:36:11,582 --> 01:36:13,014
Spend more time with Nicky.

2072
01:36:13,016 --> 01:36:14,782
He convinced me
we could pull it off.

2073
01:36:14,784 --> 01:36:16,651
That her DNA
would do the rest.

2074
01:36:16,653 --> 01:36:18,920
I don't believe you.
He grieved for you.

2075
01:36:18,922 --> 01:36:20,421
Oh, you believed that?

2076
01:36:20,423 --> 01:36:21,889
Aw, that was all an act.

2077
01:36:21,891 --> 01:36:23,591
You're a pathological liar.

2078
01:36:23,593 --> 01:36:24,895
Did Sean say that?

2079
01:36:26,730 --> 01:36:28,830
Cool.

2080
01:36:28,832 --> 01:36:31,035
I'm just gonna play you
this tune real quick.

2081
01:36:34,637 --> 01:36:36,938
- <i>Do you love her?</i>
- <i>No.</i>

2082
01:36:36,940 --> 01:36:38,273
<i>It was just sex.</i>

2083
01:36:38,275 --> 01:36:40,645
<i>Did you think of me
when you were fucking her?</i>

2084
01:36:41,177 --> 01:36:42,943
<i>Yes.</i>

2085
01:36:42,945 --> 01:36:44,679
<i>Do you love me
or not, baby?</i>

2086
01:36:44,681 --> 01:36:46,480
<i>Of course I do.</i>

2087
01:36:46,482 --> 01:36:48,450
<i>She doesn't mean
a thing to me.</i>

2088
01:36:48,452 --> 01:36:50,887
I'm sorry, baby. I know
you thought it was real.

2089
01:36:52,655 --> 01:36:54,790
But, hey,
look on the bright side.

2090
01:36:54,792 --> 01:36:56,992
Your website went viral,
thanks to me.

2091
01:36:56,994 --> 01:36:58,993
All this
for a little money?

2092
01:36:58,995 --> 01:37:02,197
A little $4 million.

2093
01:37:02,199 --> 01:37:04,965
That's not exactly
little, huh?

2094
01:37:04,967 --> 01:37:06,867
I was hiding out
till that money came in.

2095
01:37:06,869 --> 01:37:08,769
He was just gonna tie up
some loose ends.

2096
01:37:08,771 --> 01:37:10,471
Was I a loose end?

2097
01:37:10,473 --> 01:37:12,107
Well, he needed help
with Nicky.

2098
01:37:12,109 --> 01:37:13,908
You're so good
with those kids.

2099
01:37:13,910 --> 01:37:16,178
So what happens now?

2100
01:37:16,180 --> 01:37:18,647
I just want my kid.

2101
01:37:18,649 --> 01:37:20,148
You fucked up
my insurance plan.

2102
01:37:20,150 --> 01:37:22,017
The authorities
won't back down on that.

2103
01:37:22,019 --> 01:37:23,117
You can have Sean.
He's a piece of shit.

2104
01:37:23,119 --> 01:37:24,452
I don't even want him.

2105
01:37:24,454 --> 01:37:25,953
I don't want Sean.

2106
01:37:25,955 --> 01:37:27,425
Then I don't know,
I guess there's...

2107
01:37:28,926 --> 01:37:30,428
There's another way, but

2108
01:37:31,195 --> 01:37:33,527
sort of one mother
to another.

2109
01:37:37,900 --> 01:37:39,903
Sleeping like a log.

2110
01:38:07,564 --> 01:38:09,663
- Oh!
- What's going on?

2111
01:38:09,665 --> 01:38:11,802
They have a warrant.
I tried to call you.

2112
01:38:12,703 --> 01:38:14,702
Excuse me.
I'm Sean Townsend.

2113
01:38:14,704 --> 01:38:16,505
Look, I'm happy to comply
with anything you need.

2114
01:38:16,507 --> 01:38:18,840
But it would be nice
to have a heads-up.

2115
01:38:18,842 --> 01:38:20,242
This is an open
investigation.

2116
01:38:20,244 --> 01:38:22,547
You don't get to pencil us
in when it's convenient.

2117
01:38:29,686 --> 01:38:30,822
Hey.

2118
01:38:31,855 --> 01:38:33,054
Am I under arrest?

2119
01:38:33,056 --> 01:38:35,624
Oh, no, not yet.
The DA wants a slam dunk.

2120
01:38:35,626 --> 01:38:37,759
That's gonna be pretty hard
since I haven't done anything.

2121
01:38:37,761 --> 01:38:38,995
Did you know
your wife was alive?

2122
01:38:39,997 --> 01:38:41,129
Not until recently.

2123
01:38:41,131 --> 01:38:42,697
When?

2124
01:38:42,699 --> 01:38:44,032
She contacted me.

2125
01:38:44,034 --> 01:38:46,800
And you immediately notified
the authorities, right?

2126
01:38:46,802 --> 01:38:48,670
I can't discuss this
without my attorney.

2127
01:38:48,672 --> 01:38:50,738
You know what? You really are
a professor, aren't you?

2128
01:38:50,740 --> 01:38:52,573
Okay, we'll talk soon.

2129
01:38:52,575 --> 01:38:54,742
Oh, uh, if we need
to contact you,

2130
01:38:54,744 --> 01:38:56,814
will you be with your wife
or the best friend?

2131
01:38:58,848 --> 01:39:00,150
Somebody else?

2132
01:39:09,927 --> 01:39:11,593
I need a stiff drink.
Maybe some of your...

2133
01:39:11,595 --> 01:39:13,795
I'm sorry.
You can't come in.

2134
01:39:13,797 --> 01:39:15,964
What? Where's Nicky?

2135
01:39:15,966 --> 01:39:17,331
He's upstairs playing.

2136
01:39:17,333 --> 01:39:19,667
- You have to go.
- What are you talking about?

2137
01:39:19,669 --> 01:39:21,635
This is an ongoing
investigation, Sean.

2138
01:39:21,637 --> 01:39:22,804
For fuck's sake.

2139
01:39:22,806 --> 01:39:23,871
I can't let you
into this house

2140
01:39:23,873 --> 01:39:25,139
until this whole thing's
been solved.

2141
01:39:25,141 --> 01:39:26,340
She's gotten to you,
hasn't she?

2142
01:39:26,342 --> 01:39:27,809
This has nothing
to do with Emily.

2143
01:39:27,811 --> 01:39:30,344
It's got everything
to do with her.

2144
01:39:30,346 --> 01:39:31,947
She's gaslighting you.

2145
01:39:31,949 --> 01:39:33,881
You don't understand
how powerful she is.

2146
01:39:33,883 --> 01:39:36,084
No, I don't understand
anything right now.

2147
01:39:36,086 --> 01:39:37,618
Stephanie, don't do this.

2148
01:39:37,620 --> 01:39:39,556
Please don't make me
call the police.

2149
01:40:17,628 --> 01:40:20,728
<i>Stephanie,
please call me back.</i>

2150
01:40:20,730 --> 01:40:22,063
<i>I don't know
what's going on</i>

2151
01:40:22,065 --> 01:40:24,232
<i>or how this is
all going to turn out.</i>

2152
01:40:24,234 --> 01:40:25,899
<i>But you're a great mum,</i>

2153
01:40:25,901 --> 01:40:28,303
<i>and you taught me
how to be a better dad.</i>

2154
01:40:28,305 --> 01:40:31,206
<i>For that,
I'll always be grateful.</i>

2155
01:40:31,208 --> 01:40:35,710
<i>The truth is, I don't think
I ever knew my wife.</i>

2156
01:40:35,712 --> 01:40:37,615
<i>Or what she's capable of.</i>

2157
01:41:12,415 --> 01:41:14,148
<i>A shocking new development</i>

2158
01:41:14,150 --> 01:41:15,451
<i>in the Emily Nelson case,</i>

2159
01:41:15,453 --> 01:41:18,886
<i>which first went viral
on a popular Internet vlog.</i>

2160
01:41:18,888 --> 01:41:20,955
<i>The PR executive
who was believed dead</i>

2161
01:41:20,957 --> 01:41:22,357
<i>in Michigan has resurfaced.</i>

2162
01:41:22,359 --> 01:41:24,425
<i>And it appears
the body found in the lake</i>

2163
01:41:24,427 --> 01:41:26,760
<i>was that of Nelson's
estranged twin sister.</i>

2164
01:41:26,762 --> 01:41:28,962
<i>Nelson's husband,
Sean Townsend,</i>

2165
01:41:28,964 --> 01:41:31,366
<i>an abusive failed novelist
and English professor</i>

2166
01:41:31,368 --> 01:41:34,402
<i>allegedly forced her
to stage her own death</i>

2167
01:41:34,404 --> 01:41:35,370
<i>in order to collect</i>

2168
01:41:35,372 --> 01:41:37,404
<i>a $4 million
life insurance policy.</i>

2169
01:41:37,406 --> 01:41:38,540
<i>Nevertheless,</i>

2170
01:41:38,542 --> 01:41:41,175
<i>bail for Mr. Townsend
will be set today.</i>

2171
01:41:41,177 --> 01:41:42,344
<i>A British national,</i>

2172
01:41:42,346 --> 01:41:44,312
<i>Townsend faces deportation
if found guilty.</i>

2173
01:41:44,314 --> 01:41:46,246
<i>Although
an accomplice to fraud,</i>

2174
01:41:46,248 --> 01:41:48,416
<i>Ms. Nelson is complying
with the authorities</i>

2175
01:41:48,418 --> 01:41:50,054
<i>in exchange for clemency.</i>

2176
01:41:53,022 --> 01:41:54,290
Stephanie?

2177
01:41:58,227 --> 01:41:59,827
Where's Nicky?

2178
01:41:59,829 --> 01:42:01,899
Oh, he's at a friend's
house watching a movie.

2179
01:42:03,232 --> 01:42:05,403
I figured we needed some
Mommy and Daddy time.

2180
01:42:07,404 --> 01:42:09,373
Have you forgotten
me already?

2181
01:42:10,440 --> 01:42:12,143
You're impossible
to forget.

2182
01:42:12,842 --> 01:42:14,010
Thank you.

2183
01:42:19,348 --> 01:42:21,349
Oh, please, Sean,
I'm not gonna poison you.

2184
01:42:21,351 --> 01:42:24,118
If I wanted to get rid of you,
you'd already be dead.

2185
01:42:24,120 --> 01:42:25,922
You put those files
in my computer.

2186
01:42:26,522 --> 01:42:28,790
Yes, I did.

2187
01:42:28,792 --> 01:42:30,224
But I did have help
from a woman

2188
01:42:30,226 --> 01:42:32,095
who loves volunteering
for everything.

2189
01:42:32,962 --> 01:42:34,129
Stephanie.

2190
01:42:34,131 --> 01:42:36,764
She's not as sweet
as her snatch, is she?

2191
01:42:36,766 --> 01:42:38,500
Were you ever gonna tell me
you had a twin sister?

2192
01:42:38,502 --> 01:42:39,867
Wasn't your business.

2193
01:42:39,869 --> 01:42:41,169
I'm your husband!

2194
01:42:41,171 --> 01:42:42,437
You've been fucking
my best friend

2195
01:42:42,439 --> 01:42:44,104
in my house, but now
you're my husband?

2196
01:42:44,106 --> 01:42:45,273
Okay.

2197
01:42:45,275 --> 01:42:47,908
Then I should probably tell
you that we were triplets.

2198
01:42:47,910 --> 01:42:49,109
The details.

2199
01:42:49,111 --> 01:42:50,114
<i>Hi, moms!</i>

2200
01:42:50,780 --> 01:42:52,082
Stephanie here.

2201
01:42:53,216 --> 01:42:54,482
I wanna thank you
for all the love

2202
01:42:54,484 --> 01:42:55,916
and support
you've been sending me.

2203
01:42:55,918 --> 01:42:57,087
Means so much.

2204
01:42:57,854 --> 01:42:58,989
Um...

2205
01:43:00,289 --> 01:43:03,424
You know, as shocked
as you guys are

2206
01:43:03,426 --> 01:43:06,059
about these turns of events,

2207
01:43:06,061 --> 01:43:08,796
I can assure you, nobody
is more stunned than me.

2208
01:43:08,798 --> 01:43:10,165
<i>Emily had her secrets.</i>

2209
01:43:10,167 --> 01:43:11,398
<i>So did her husband.</i>

2210
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:14,001
<i>Clearly, I was
the naive romantic</i>

2211
01:43:14,003 --> 01:43:15,870
<i>caught in the middle.</i>

2212
01:43:15,872 --> 01:43:18,505
<i>I love you guys.
I always will.</i>

2213
01:43:18,507 --> 01:43:19,441
<i>I hope you can forgive me</i>

2214
01:43:19,443 --> 01:43:21,009
<i>in advance
for what I have to do.</i>

2215
01:43:21,011 --> 01:43:23,814
<i>Moms, do everything yourself.</i>

2216
01:43:27,217 --> 01:43:28,416
Stephanie.

2217
01:43:28,418 --> 01:43:29,951
You shouldn't be here
right now.

2218
01:43:29,953 --> 01:43:32,019
I used to live here.
Remember?

2219
01:43:32,021 --> 01:43:33,457
- Don't make this any hard...
- Don't move.

2220
01:43:36,392 --> 01:43:37,492
Stephanie, please.

2221
01:43:37,494 --> 01:43:39,426
You don't even let the boys
play with squirt guns.

2222
01:43:39,428 --> 01:43:41,295
That was before you
told me you loved me,

2223
01:43:41,297 --> 01:43:43,130
and it turned out you were
laughing at me behind my back.

2224
01:43:43,132 --> 01:43:45,166
Stephanie, maybe we should
take it down a notch.

2225
01:43:45,168 --> 01:43:46,867
You used me.

2226
01:43:46,869 --> 01:43:48,435
You used me, too.

2227
01:43:48,437 --> 01:43:50,505
But you had me
making you dinner,

2228
01:43:50,507 --> 01:43:53,441
watching your kid,
and sucking your dick.

2229
01:43:53,443 --> 01:43:55,309
I had no idea
that she was still alive.

2230
01:43:55,311 --> 01:43:56,443
Stop lying.

2231
01:43:56,445 --> 01:43:58,212
Okay, you guys,
I think we

2232
01:43:58,214 --> 01:43:59,947
should just sit down
and talk this out.

2233
01:43:59,949 --> 01:44:02,517
Emily, you sit down.
You hated Stephanie.

2234
01:44:02,519 --> 01:44:04,919
You used to watch her vlog
and rip her apart.

2235
01:44:04,921 --> 01:44:06,487
All I wanted
was to be your friend.

2236
01:44:06,489 --> 01:44:08,223
You were.

2237
01:44:08,225 --> 01:44:09,424
And then you
fucked my husband

2238
01:44:09,426 --> 01:44:10,392
and my insurance plan.

2239
01:44:10,394 --> 01:44:13,327
Don't blame her.
This is so typical of you.

2240
01:44:13,329 --> 01:44:15,929
Sean, I was just trying to get
us out of crushing fucking debt.

2241
01:44:15,931 --> 01:44:18,599
Oh, yeah. Maybe if you had the
good sense to give me a call,

2242
01:44:18,601 --> 01:44:20,535
I could've helped you with
this little plot of yours.

2243
01:44:20,537 --> 01:44:21,635
Oh, please,
you haven't come up

2244
01:44:21,637 --> 01:44:22,903
with a decent plot
in 10 years.

2245
01:44:22,905 --> 01:44:24,304
Really? Right now?

2246
01:44:24,306 --> 01:44:27,008
Can I say something,
as the lady with the gun?

2247
01:44:27,010 --> 01:44:28,542
Nicky deserves better
than both of you.

2248
01:44:28,544 --> 01:44:29,911
Fuck you, I love my kid.

2249
01:44:29,913 --> 01:44:31,115
Shut up.

2250
01:44:32,414 --> 01:44:34,883
Stephanie, put down the gun.

2251
01:44:34,885 --> 01:44:36,317
You don't wanna do this.

2252
01:44:36,319 --> 01:44:38,189
I really do, though.

2253
01:44:40,422 --> 01:44:41,891
I loved you.

2254
01:44:43,293 --> 01:44:44,428
I loved you, too.

2255
01:44:47,230 --> 01:44:48,462
I think this is
the best thing.

2256
01:44:48,464 --> 01:44:49,865
Whoa.

2257
01:44:49,867 --> 01:44:52,332
Yeah, we could say he attacked us.
They'll believe us, you know?

2258
01:44:52,334 --> 01:44:55,068
No, no, you're not fucking serious.
You're not gonna kill him.

2259
01:44:55,070 --> 01:44:57,604
We're just gonna
send him to jail.

2260
01:44:57,606 --> 01:45:00,073
Are you serious?
Jail's enough for you?

2261
01:45:00,075 --> 01:45:02,277
- You don't need to kill him.
- Aren't you angry?

2262
01:45:02,279 --> 01:45:04,077
Don't you want revenge
for your sister?

2263
01:45:04,079 --> 01:45:06,947
Yeah, yes. But he didn't
technically kill her.

2264
01:45:06,949 --> 01:45:08,549
Then who did?

2265
01:45:08,551 --> 01:45:11,021
Because I don't buy
that it was an accident.

2266
01:45:13,589 --> 01:45:15,159
Screw this.

2267
01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:19,193
Oh, my God!

2268
01:45:19,195 --> 01:45:21,161
- Fuck.
- Oh, my God. Jesus.

2269
01:45:21,163 --> 01:45:23,096
Oh, my God. Um...

2270
01:45:23,098 --> 01:45:26,033
Oh, my God!
Shit! Is he really dead?

2271
01:45:26,035 --> 01:45:28,568
Sean? I'm sorry.
What do I do?

2272
01:45:28,570 --> 01:45:30,173
Do you put
pressure on it?

2273
01:45:31,074 --> 01:45:32,173
Do we call an ambulance?

2274
01:45:32,175 --> 01:45:34,575
Do I just let him die?
I mean...

2275
01:45:34,577 --> 01:45:36,376
He deserved it, right?

2276
01:45:36,378 --> 01:45:39,279
No, I killed her.
I killed my sister.

2277
01:45:39,281 --> 01:45:40,380
What?

2278
01:45:40,382 --> 01:45:42,151
Sean? Sean!

2279
01:45:42,485 --> 01:45:43,487
Get up.

2280
01:45:46,021 --> 01:45:47,688
Show's over, come on.

2281
01:45:47,690 --> 01:45:50,191
Seriously? Come on.
Get the fuck up. Hey!

2282
01:45:50,193 --> 01:45:51,658
You too, Brando.

2283
01:45:51,660 --> 01:45:53,060
Get up!

2284
01:45:53,062 --> 01:45:54,364
Fuck!

2285
01:45:58,601 --> 01:45:59,603
Wow.

2286
01:46:02,105 --> 01:46:04,237
That was extra.

2287
01:46:04,239 --> 01:46:06,407
I mean, obviously, I knew you
guys were up to something,

2288
01:46:06,409 --> 01:46:08,009
when I saw both the mics

2289
01:46:08,011 --> 01:46:10,178
that you had the cops
plant in here.

2290
01:46:10,180 --> 01:46:12,112
You clearly wanted
a confession out of me,

2291
01:46:12,114 --> 01:46:13,680
so you could clear
Sean's name.

2292
01:46:13,682 --> 01:46:17,184
But that was a good way
to go about it.

2293
01:46:17,186 --> 01:46:19,120
And where you messed up,
though, baby girl,

2294
01:46:19,122 --> 01:46:20,621
is thinking
that I would confess

2295
01:46:20,623 --> 01:46:22,756
to protect that
fucking yeast infection.

2296
01:46:22,758 --> 01:46:24,625
- Really?
- All right.

2297
01:46:24,627 --> 01:46:26,693
Come on, you gotta know
better than that.

2298
01:46:26,695 --> 01:46:30,163
- Oh.
- But then you came in all emotional with the gun,

2299
01:46:30,165 --> 01:46:33,001
and that was...
That was convincing.

2300
01:46:33,003 --> 01:46:34,167
Yeah.

2301
01:46:34,169 --> 01:46:35,169
It was very cinematic.

2302
01:46:35,171 --> 01:46:37,371
I don't even know
where you find this shit.

2303
01:46:37,373 --> 01:46:38,773
You're really amazing.

2304
01:46:38,775 --> 01:46:40,311
Thanks. That means a lot.

2305
01:46:41,343 --> 01:46:43,379
But you did
confess, Emily.

2306
01:46:44,146 --> 01:46:47,150
Oh. Yeah. Um...

2307
01:46:48,450 --> 01:46:51,786
I did. But I cut
these first, though.

2308
01:46:51,788 --> 01:46:54,054
For our
friendship bracelets.

2309
01:46:54,056 --> 01:46:55,756
One for you!

2310
01:46:55,758 --> 01:46:59,126
That is disappointing.

2311
01:46:59,128 --> 01:47:02,462
Oh! My God! Look what I found.

2312
01:47:03,565 --> 01:47:07,602
Okay. You can't shoot us.
The police are outside.

2313
01:47:07,604 --> 01:47:09,804
No, they're not.

2314
01:47:09,806 --> 01:47:12,139
Hey,
cops, Stephanie here.

2315
01:47:12,141 --> 01:47:13,207
Change of plans.

2316
01:47:13,209 --> 01:47:15,443
I'm meeting Emily and Sean
at Darren's house now.

2317
01:47:15,445 --> 01:47:16,544
I'll see you there.

2318
01:47:16,546 --> 01:47:18,246
You sent them
to Darren's house?

2319
01:47:18,248 --> 01:47:20,447
It's a virus.

2320
01:47:20,449 --> 01:47:22,716
String theory.
String theory, isn't it?

2321
01:47:22,718 --> 01:47:25,685
Hands up! Weapons down!

2322
01:47:25,687 --> 01:47:27,354
No, I have
a prescription for that.

2323
01:47:27,356 --> 01:47:29,090
I have ocular pressure!

2324
01:47:29,092 --> 01:47:30,558
Come on, I've been
on the run for 10 years.

2325
01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:32,460
You think I don't know
how to manipulate the system?

2326
01:47:32,462 --> 01:47:34,429
So you're gonna kill us?

2327
01:47:34,431 --> 01:47:36,397
Well, what the fuck else
am I supposed to do?

2328
01:47:36,399 --> 01:47:38,066
You two will
clearly go to

2329
01:47:38,068 --> 01:47:39,700
extraordinary lengths
to take me down.

2330
01:47:39,702 --> 01:47:41,368
And you know too much.

2331
01:47:41,370 --> 01:47:43,571
So, I feel like
a murder-suicide

2332
01:47:43,573 --> 01:47:46,206
is the only fitting
end for you two.

2333
01:47:46,208 --> 01:47:47,274
And if you kill him,

2334
01:47:47,276 --> 01:47:49,609
I think our insurance
still covers that, right?

2335
01:47:49,611 --> 01:47:51,411
I mean, sort of perfect.

2336
01:47:51,413 --> 01:47:53,214
One door closes
and another one opens.

2337
01:47:53,216 --> 01:47:54,549
Thank you for that.

2338
01:47:54,551 --> 01:47:56,651
You always have been fucking
crazy, haven't you?

2339
01:47:56,653 --> 01:47:58,187
Have I?

2340
01:48:00,522 --> 01:48:02,322
Oh, shit. You're right.

2341
01:48:02,324 --> 01:48:04,193
God, you fucking...
You actually fucking shot me.

2342
01:48:05,128 --> 01:48:06,727
I'm gonna miss him.

2343
01:48:06,729 --> 01:48:07,731
Your turn.

2344
01:48:08,664 --> 01:48:10,764
Emily, come on.

2345
01:48:10,766 --> 01:48:12,532
You're not gonna kill me.

2346
01:48:12,534 --> 01:48:14,801
Oh, yeah. I killed my
dad and my sister,

2347
01:48:14,803 --> 01:48:18,505
but I could never kill my
husband-fucking best friend.

2348
01:48:18,507 --> 01:48:20,508
Am I really
your best friend?

2349
01:48:20,510 --> 01:48:22,676
You're not just saying
that for, you know...

2350
01:48:22,678 --> 01:48:24,478
No, no, I'm not
just saying that at all.

2351
01:48:24,480 --> 01:48:26,413
I get worried
that it's just me.

2352
01:48:26,415 --> 01:48:28,182
I know, sometimes
I was worried about that, too.

2353
01:48:29,519 --> 01:48:31,285
So hard to connect
with other moms.

2354
01:48:31,287 --> 01:48:33,353
And then when you have
a full-time job, it's...

2355
01:48:33,355 --> 01:48:34,889
Okay, okay,
don't pull that crap.

2356
01:48:34,891 --> 01:48:36,256
Being a mom
is a full-time job.

2357
01:48:36,258 --> 01:48:38,158
What I do is hard work.

2358
01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:39,527
And I have my vlog
on top of that,

2359
01:48:39,529 --> 01:48:41,261
and that's just getting
bigger and bigger.

2360
01:48:41,263 --> 01:48:43,331
If you came on the vlog,
that'd be so fun.

2361
01:48:43,333 --> 01:48:44,733
If you came on the vlog

2362
01:48:44,735 --> 01:48:47,635
and confessed to killing your father
and sister and held me at gunpoint,

2363
01:48:47,637 --> 01:48:49,269
I could probably hit
a million subscribers.

2364
01:48:49,271 --> 01:48:50,837
Aww. That
would've been great.

2365
01:48:50,839 --> 01:48:52,208
Why don't we
do that right now?

2366
01:48:52,475 --> 01:48:53,474
Hmm?

2367
01:48:53,476 --> 01:48:55,710
We're live streaming.
Did you not know that?

2368
01:48:55,712 --> 01:48:57,545
What the fuck
are you talking about?

2369
01:48:57,547 --> 01:48:59,083
God, that's so rude,
I'm sorry.

2370
01:48:59,716 --> 01:49:01,318
Wave hi to the moms!

2371
01:49:02,519 --> 01:49:04,452
<i>This little gadget. Boop!</i>

2372
01:49:04,454 --> 01:49:06,557
Yeah. They make nanny cams
so small these days.

2373
01:49:08,658 --> 01:49:09,726
Brotherfucker!

2374
01:49:12,628 --> 01:49:14,228
Emily!

2375
01:49:14,230 --> 01:49:15,763
Emily, stop!

2376
01:49:15,765 --> 01:49:18,666
Emily, you can't outrun this!
Don't do this to Nicky.

2377
01:49:18,668 --> 01:49:20,304
Come on, you're
still his mom.

2378
01:49:23,506 --> 01:49:24,508
Yeah, I am.

2379
01:49:25,507 --> 01:49:26,876
But you sure
as shit won't be.

2380
01:49:34,583 --> 01:49:36,283
America's hybrids.

2381
01:49:36,285 --> 01:49:38,387
Silent, but deadly.

2382
01:49:42,425 --> 01:49:44,291
I saw you on the vlog.

2383
01:49:44,293 --> 01:49:47,527
You fuck with one of the moms,
you fuck with us all.

2384
01:49:48,664 --> 01:49:50,234
Oh! Emily.

2385
01:49:50,967 --> 01:49:53,233
Stop! Emily.

2386
01:49:53,235 --> 01:49:55,502
This looks
super painful.

2387
01:49:55,504 --> 01:49:56,703
Now, sweetie.

2388
01:49:56,705 --> 01:49:59,407
Stop. You've just
been hit by a car.

2389
01:49:59,409 --> 01:50:00,840
Don't do this.

2390
01:50:00,842 --> 01:50:03,212
I'm getting worried
about your knees right now.

2391
01:50:03,980 --> 01:50:05,649
Just relax.

2392
01:50:10,986 --> 01:50:12,953
I'm sorry.

2393
01:50:12,955 --> 01:50:14,688
I'm not sorry. Oh!

2394
01:50:14,690 --> 01:50:16,159
I'm still working on that.

2395
01:50:20,663 --> 01:50:22,295
Hi, moms! Stephanie here.

2396
01:50:22,297 --> 01:50:23,898
We have very
exciting news today

2397
01:50:23,900 --> 01:50:27,001
because we signed up
our one millionth subscriber,

2398
01:50:27,003 --> 01:50:30,537
Mrs. Carol Findley
of Ames, Iowa!

2399
01:50:30,539 --> 01:50:33,374
Thank you
for joining us, Carol.

2400
01:50:33,376 --> 01:50:35,609
You should know,
as our newest friend,

2401
01:50:35,611 --> 01:50:37,777
that in addition to my usual
helpful tips and recipes,

2402
01:50:37,779 --> 01:50:40,648
I now take on
unsolved mysteries.

2403
01:50:40,650 --> 01:50:42,515
Because it turns out
I have a nose

2404
01:50:42,517 --> 01:50:44,986
for sniffing out
the freshest basil

2405
01:50:44,988 --> 01:50:47,455
and criminals who thought
they got away with it.

2406
01:50:47,457 --> 01:50:48,990
<i>So if you have a cold case</i>

2407
01:50:48,992 --> 01:50:50,992
<i>or a mystery that
needs to be unraveled,</i>

2408
01:50:50,994 --> 01:50:51,960
<i>you just drop me a line.</i>

2409
01:50:51,962 --> 01:50:53,627
<i>That includes
you now, Carol,</i>

2410
01:50:53,629 --> 01:50:55,595
<i>because you're part
of the family.</i>

2411
01:50:55,597 --> 01:50:57,898
<i>For now, we're
gonna be talking</i>

2412
01:50:57,900 --> 01:50:59,332
<i>about my favorite cold soup,</i>

2413
01:50:59,334 --> 01:51:00,934
<i>gazpacho!</i>

2414
01:51:00,936 --> 01:51:01,935
<i>Which is normally gross, but
we're not gonna make it gross.</i>

2415
01:51:01,937 --> 01:51:03,536
<i>Right, guys?
It's gonna be great.</i>

2416
01:51:49,084 --> 01:51:51,355
In your ass!

2417
01:51:58,034 --> 01:52:03,034
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