TroyL: Greatest Grandfather?

<djkaktus> I too am roget.
<Riemann> And Troy is like, my grandfather
<MisterFlames> cat
<djkaktus> flames is cat
<Zyn> this is the best.
<Zyn> Someone draw a family tree.
<Riemann> ahahaha
<Zyn> flames is at the top
<Riemann> That would be fun
<Zyn> because cat
<djkaktus> I count two rogets, riemann has two dads, one of whom is also his son,
<djkaktus> there is a grandfather somewhere but we cant seem to find him
<Riemann> Dude, Troy would be a great grandfather
<Zyn> and the cat.
<djkaktus> no, he'd be your grandfather.
<djkaktus> Not your great grandfather
<Zyn> Riemann: as in great grandfather, or great-grandfather?
<Riemann> booo
<djkaktus> *dadjokes*
<Riemann> As in good at being a grandfather
<Zyn> ahaha
<Zyn> as opposed to an old one
<Riemann> Yes
<Riemann> LET IT BE STATED ON THE RECORD THAT I AM NOT CALLING TROYL OLD
<Zyn> He's a flying squirrel. He's effectively immortal.
* MisterFlames wins, because cat.
<Zyn> ^
<Zyn> :(
<djkaktus> TroyL would be the kind of grandfather that poops on the middle of thanksgiving dinner table and laughs while the inlaws try and clean it up.
<Zyn> ...
<Zyn> gros
<Riemann> I think he's a little classier than that
* MisterFlames loans Zyn cat.
<djkaktus> Fiiiine
* Zyn runs around with cat
<djkaktus> poops /underneath/ the table.
* Zyn weee
<djkaktus> goodness.
<Riemann> He would volunteer to do the sex talk with his grandson, then end it with "And I may be old fashioned, but 12 inches is enough for any woman."
<Zyn> Ladies and gentlemen, staffchat. :|
<djkaktus> Riemann that's much better than mine.
<Riemann> Troy goes for the long con
<Riemann> Feel free to quote it
<djkaktus> He takes his grandson to go bowling and makes him use the heaviest ball
<djkaktus> and tells him to sack up when he cant roll it.
<djkaktus> "you dont got a war to toughen you up, boy"
<djkaktus> "this here bowling ball should do the trick"
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<Riemann> "The sun is only the size of a quarter, kiddo."
<Riemann> "Can't believe everything you read in books."
<Zyn> ....
<Zyn> TroyL as Calvin's dad.
<djkaktus> "Rain? That's just god pissing on the earth. He's a real jokester"
<Zyn> Man.
<Riemann> Is
<Riemann> Exactly that
<Zyn> Alright boys I need to go eat dinner.
<Vivax> Holy shit
<Vivax> What is this
<Zyn> Play nicely together until I get back.
<Vivax> What is happening.
<Zyn> Vivax: Welcome to hell.
<Zyn> May we take your order.
<Riemann> Troy as a grandfather, Vivax
<djkaktus> Vivax come and join
<Wogglebug> Vivax: Shhhhh
<Vivax> XD
<Vivax> I'd love grandpa troy
<Zyn> Anyway yeah. BBL all.
<djkaktus> TroyL walks naked around his house and waves at passing cars