Half-Life Splash Texts

Good work, those new suits can be tricky!
Very good, I hardly noticed you!
Please proceed to the next area!
I will follow you, if you wish!
Of course!
Absolutely not!
A fellow scientist!
Ah, Freeman!
Do you suspect some alien subterfuge?
Yes, this all looks nominal!
I am rather looking forward to this analysis, aren't you?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
As I expected!
Big day today, Freeman!
Quick! It's about to go critical!
We've boosted the Anti-Mass Spectrometer to 105 percent!
They're waiting for you, Gordon, in the Test Chamber!
Gordon, are you not hearing me? Climb up and start the rotors, please!
Power to stage one emitters in three...two...one…!
I'm seeing predictable phase arrays!
Nothing you need to worry about, Gordon—Go ahead!
Someone get him out!
Rescued at last!
For God's sake, open the silo door!
Oh my God...we're doomed!
Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!
Go away, and don't tell anyone I'm here!
We'll have the engine up again in no time!
Destroy the damned thing before it grows any larger!
No… No! No! Get it off me! Get it off!
Their idea of containment is to kill everyone associated with the project!
Put that down—it's a prototype!
Don't let it overcharge!
A scientist, thank God!
Gordon Freeman! You finally found us!
Freeman, you fool!
Hurry up, Freeman, I can't keep it open forever!
Don't linger, Mr. Freeman!
Not yet, Freeman!
It's ready! You must go! Now!
You can't be serious!
It can't get any worse than this!
I can't take much more of this!
Do you still say there's nothing to chaos theory?
You are completely wrong!
Are you seriously suggesting that all of these beings are here to dine on us?
No, don't go that way!
No, I don't want to die!
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team!
Excuse me, Gordon!
Don't you find this all rather fascinating?
Freeman! Who would have thought you'd still be alive?
I've got to get out of here!
I believe this will make for a notable paper, don't you?
Ah, it's good to see you!
Greetings!
This should make you feel better!
Did you hear something?
Hold still, this won't hurt a bit!
I certainly hope you know what you're doing!
Is anyone else getting hungry?
I'll wait right here!
A failure of this magnitude is extremely improbable!
It's inconclusive!
I predicted all of this, you know—All of it!
I seem to be wounded...but I can keep going!
I hope those people in the Lambda Lab can get this under control!
Lead the way!
What? You're leaving me here?
This is all within theoretical limits!
Kindly lower your voice!
It's highly probable that our luck will change, don't you agree?
This is madness! I'm getting out of here!
I'd give my right hemisphere for a few hours of sleep!
Fascinating, I never suspected such things could be!
Ah, you have one of the new HEV suits, that should be very useful!
I have no doubt!
Well, there goes our grant money!
The alien species can't possibly all be hostile, can they?
I hope that odor isn't coming from you.
Hm, what a peculiar odor!
I don't suppose you'd reconsider?
You know, you repeat yourself sometimes!
I must remember to report that fluctuation!
Surely someone will come and rescue us!
Don't be ridiculous!
You'll just have to wait until after the test!
Please, leave me alone until after the experiment!
I can't be bothered right now!
Excuse me, Gordon, but I'm rather busy now!
My goodness!
Get back!
Have you seen my coffee cup?
Do you smell something burning?
I'm going to stay here and wait for my colleagues!
Stop asking that question!
Stop attacking, he's a friend!
That’s odd!
Theoretically!
Fat lot of good that Ph.D. does me now, hm?
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
My God, what are you doing?
Who is responsible for this mess?
Are you insane? Stop attacking, immediately!
Yes, let's go!
Give us Gordon!
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh!
As for the suit, I think you’ve earned it!
Just step into the portal!
Time to choose!
Wisely done, Mr. Freeman!
No regrets, Mr. Freeman!
Door stuck!
Ah, hello Gordon!
Slower than molasses!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
Science Team!
Letting the days go by!
Maybe Black Mesa!
Also try Portal!
Also try Gary's Mod!
Also try Team Fortress 2!
Trans Rights!