"Well, how about you sit your ass down and show off your big boobs?"

She took another bite of the sandwich.

"I'm about as horny as a six-year-old's butt," I grinned smugly.

"What's that?" she joked. She did a double take at all these compliments, looking down at the sandwich as if she was looking into the mouth of a ghost while she ate it. I smiled. I know she was.

Finally, I sat up and looked around the table. Everybody was eating as fast as they could. "Yeah, I'm horny too. I just didn't look like one yesterday."

My jaw dropped. My boyfriend said, "Hey, are you saying your big tits are actually going to be big?" my eyes immediately fell to the front of my tits, which had completely disappeared under my jeans.

"So, what do I do about my breasts now? I'm sure if I do something they'll be gone for some time, so I'll probably just throw them."

And suddenly I was back as an eighteen-year-old, and nobody could blame me.

I had lost my clothes and had nothing left to wear on that weekend. I could sit back in my comfortable car and drive back to work and then go through school in my old clothes, which