shitpost request fulfillment

Lynn x Lori
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>One day, Lynn approached Lori with romantic intent.
>Lori said no, then Lynn said yes and they had the incest while Clyde and Bobby watched.
>Lynn and Lori then moved to Canada and got gay incest married, the end.

Lily x Rita
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>Rita was doing laundry when Lily waddled along and demanded milk.
>Rita told Lily she was busy and declined.
>Lily then slapped her mother's bitch face and whipped out her titties.
>She suckled until Rita orgasmed from the feeding.
>As her mother lay panting on the floor, Lily smacked her ass as she left.
>Ain't no hoe that tells Lily no.

Clyde x Lynn
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>Lynn was sucking Clyde's dick like a bowling ball through a straw while dressed as Lori.
>Clyde suffered cardiac arrest and died thinking he finally obtained his life's goal.
>Lynn was oblivious as she started sucking out his internal organs through his dick.
>Eleven months later, Lynn died from AIDS.

Lynn x Christina
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>Lincoln went looking for Christina to give her an apology bouquet.
>When he found Christina, she was behind the school getting her fish taco munched by Lynn.
>He stared at the spectacle, not knowing how to react.
>Lynn took a small break and made eye contact with Lincoln.
>"Sorry, bro, she's mine now."
>She then went back to giving Christina orgasms.
>Lincoln then shrugged and went to go find another waifu.
>Lynn frowned as she realized her cucking attempts had failed again.

Lana x Lori
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>Lola made Lana angry, so she decided to go find another sister to lesbian with.
>Lana tackled the closest sister to her down to the ground, which happened to be Lori.
>She rode on Lori's face, using her panicked screams to get off.
>As she came, she screamed loud enough to alert the whole house.
>When Lola saw she had been cucked, she ran crying back to her bedroom.
>Lana then told Lori to get her a beer and some cigarettes, having fully assumed the alpha status in the sibling hierarchy.
>Hail to the king, baby.

Lisa x Luna
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>Hearing a horrible explosion, Lisa raced to her room only to find Luna surrounded by scattered crystal meth.
>Luna tried to apologize, but Lisa wasn't hearing any of it.
>Lisa then took out a vial from her sweater sleeve and chugged it down.
>Luna screamed in terror as she saw her little sister grow a 2 foot long dong in seconds.
>She tried to escape, but was no match for the range of Lisa's dick.
>The brainiac quickly removed her panties and rammed her schlong into Luna's gaping vagina.
>Even as loose as she was, the dick was too powerful for her to bear.
>Luna cried as Lisa brutalized her diseased genitals until they bled.
>Lisa blew a huge load shortly after, filling her up like a balloon.
>She then walked over to Luna's face and cock-slapped her for good measure.
>Luna vowed to never again make drugs without Lisa's permission.

Leni x Carol
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>Leni had a one-sided crush on Carol for years, but was too retarded to know how to tell Carol.
>Out of the blue, Carol asked Leni to go on a super gay date with her to San Francisco.
>Leni slapped her head in autistic glee as she accepted the invitation.
>After their date, Carol took Leni to a hotel and removed her clothes.
>Leni was too innocent to know what was going on and thought nothing of it.
>Then Carol reached under the hotel bed and pulled out a horrifyingly large strapon.
>Leni was unaware of what was happening until Carol pushed her to the ground and shoved it into her waiting anus.
>She cried for Carol to stop, but Carol kept pounding her until she was a drooling mess.
>Carol then took a picture and sent it to Lori.
>When she saw the picture, she had an anger induced aneurysm and died.
>Carol then kissed Leni on the cheek and left her in a puddle of drool and blood.
>Leni smiled, unknowing that she was a pawn in her sister's rivalry with Carol.

Leni x Lori
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>After realizing that any unscrupulous man could convince Leni to give him her virginity, Lori decided that she had to put a stop to it.
>As Leni was making herself a smoothie, Lori snuck up behind her and started to fondle her breasts.
>Leni peed herself in fear and arousal as Lori continued her assault.
>While she was still confused, Lori took out a dildo and shoved it inside Leni's untouched tardhole.
>She then superglued it permanently in place, preventing anyone else from having her pussy.
>Having gained possession of Leni by right of conquest, she then forbid her to marry a man.
>Leni nodded in compliance, still not quite understanding what happened.
>Lori patted her on the head and walked off to go text Bobby she loved him for the 57th time of the day.

Lisa makes girly clones
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>Lisa laughed maniacally as she pulled her mad scientist lever, blacking out the state of michigan temporarily.
>When the power came back on, four pods in her room opened up.
>Out of them stepped four exceedingly feminine clones of her sisters Luna, Lana and Lynn.
>There was even one of herself.
>Lisa was pleased with her results and gave each of the clones a chocolate bar as a birthday present.
>As the girly doppelgangers enjoyed their gifts, they fell unconscious one by one.
>When they all finally fell asleep, Lisa dialed up Janice and told her the products were ready.
>A helicopter soon landed in the backyard, and she dragged the facsimiles out to the chopper.
>A black-suited man passed her off a duffel bag of hundred dollar bills as his men shoved the human chattel into the vehicle.
>Lisa went back inside with her hard earned money and asked Lincoln to make her a sandwich.
>She didn't even spend a second to think about ethical concerns of what she just did because they were clones, and thus had no human rights.

Lynn x Cheerleader QTs
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>Lynn saw some cheerleaders one day, and was instantly smitten.
>She walked up to the four of them and attempted flirting.
>The cheerleaders laughed at her and called her a disgusting dyke.
>Lynn was heartbroken that she had been so quickly rejected.
>She held her head low as she walked away from the still mocking girls.
>When she got home, she had Lucy tie her a noose and hung herself.

Thicc x Lynn
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>Thicc QT tired of the /ss/ life and decided she needed to get some /ll/ in her life.
>She then remembered one of her marks had 11 sisters.
>After finding his address, she drove to his house and tossed the first sister she saw in a sack.
>After driving to her secret molestation hideout, she dumped the ponytailed brunette from the bag and went to town.
>Lynn was raped for three days and no one noticed because no one truly loved Lynn.

Luan crushes on Leni
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>After seeing Leni in a bikini, Luan acquired a crush on her sister Leni tried to ask her out.
>Leni didn't understand because her IQ was -2
>Luan then tried the direct route and touched Leni's breasts.
>The cops then rolled in and busted Luan for molesting a retard.
>She was sentenced to 20 years without parole.
>The first day she was in, she tried to tell her cellmate a joke.
>Her cellmate then slit her throat and left her to drown in the toilet.
>Such is life for Luan Loud.