[9:00:23 PM] WTF stuck: when I said I actively encourage masturbation I meant it
[9:00:36 PM] Internet Sensation Jake Surname: oh im sure
[9:00:54 PM] WTF stuck: When I was young and depressed, a wise old man never failed to deliver to me the same creepy advice
[9:01:47 PM] WTF stuck: so now I pass it on to people that it works for
[9:02:02 PM] WTF stuck: yo. take your pants off
[9:03:11 PM] Internet Sensation Jake Surname: you are just
[9:03:13 PM] Internet Sensation Jake Surname: adament
[9:03:17 PM] Internet Sensation Jake Surname: on me taking my pants off
[9:03:18 PM] Internet Sensation Jake Surname: arent you
[9:03:21 PM] Internet Sensation Jake Surname: fine then
[9:03:27 PM] WTF stuck: yup go jerk it
[9:03:35 PM] WTF stuck: later peasant
[9:03:40 PM] Internet Sensation Jake Surname: Internet Sensation Jake Surname seductively takes off his pants, throwing them onto the floor behind him and rune
[9:03:48 PM] WTF stuck: no.
[9:03:50 PM] Internet Sensation Jake Surname: were deep into it now, jerkwad
[9:03:56 PM] Internet Sensation Jake Surname: welcome to nam bucko