Sneaky Pete Skills

Catchphrase
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 4
	Though he himself eventually grew weary of it, the audience loved Sneaky Pete's trademark catchphrase.
	Weaken and damage an enemy

Mixologist
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Sneaky Pete knew his way around a bar, both in the sense of being able to make a lot of different kinds of cocktails and in the sense of being able to sneak behind bars and steal a lot of things.
	You can make every cocktail

Throw Party
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	usable once per day
	Sneaky Pete used to invite the entire studio audience up on stage for a big party.  The producers hated it.
	Throw a fun cocktail party with the Studio Audience!

Fix Jukebox
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 25
	usable three times per day
	No jukebox was ever so broken that Sneaky Pete couldn't fix it by doing a thing that under normal circumstances would just render it even more broken.
	Fix a jukebox -- the audience will love it!

Snap Fingers
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 5
	usable once per fight
	Pete had this cool trick where he could snap his fingers and make the lights turn on.  Some historians have argued that this effect was attributable not so much a cool trick as an as-seen-on-TV product known as "The Snapper."
	Stun an opponent

Shake It Off
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	Pete was notoriously hard to keep down, both by lesser foes who would attempt to beat him up and by greater foes who would attempt to swallow him.
	Restore all of your HP and remove all negative effects

Check Hair
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	Pete was really proud of his hair, and by all historical accounts, he had every right to be.
	Gives Effect:
	Of Course It Looks Great
	(10 Adventures)
		Was there ever any doubt?
		+100% Item Drops from Monsters

Cocktail Magic
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Pete knew all kinds of cool showy cocktail making tricks.  You know, like juggling bottles and twirling shakers behind his head and stuff.  Just give me my drink, the surly patrons would say.  But he already had.
	Mix cocktails without spending Adventures

Make Friends
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 30
	Sneaky Pete had friends in all kinds of places.  High ones, low ones, forbidden ones, all the wrong ones.  But with the kind of friends Pete had, he didn't need enemies.
	Become friends with a monster, causing them to attack you more often

Natural Dancer
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Pete had rhythm, it was undeniable.  Even when he was standing perfectly still, you still got the sense that he was dancing on the inside.  And also stealing all of your stuff on the inside.
	+200% Item Drops from Monsters

Rev Engine
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 5
	Pete understood that there is nothing, absolutely nothing, as cool as a guy revving a motorcycle engine really loud.
	Gives Effect:
	All Revved Up
	(5 Adventures)
		You're filled with the confidence that only having revved an engine really loud can give a person.
		Muscle +10
		Mysticality +10
		Moxie +10

Born Showman
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	When Pete rode in on that motorcycle of his, love him or hate him, you noticed him.  Not that he gave a damn whether you did or not.
	(Moxie bonus based on audience engagement)

Pop Wheelie
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 10
	Pete knew what we all know from the moment we are born: popping wheelies is awesome.
	Deal a bunch of damage and weaken opponent

Rowdy Drinker
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Like all motorcycle guys, Sneaky Pete liked a drink.  Oh, and any time a motorcycle guy tells you he doesn't like a drink he's lying.  Motorcycle guys also love lying.
	You love booze, and get more Adventures from drinking it

Peel Out
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 10
	If the coolest thing you can do on a motorcycle is pop a wheelie, the second coolest is peeling out.  And it is, so it is.
	(You can peel out 10 more times today.)
	Flee the scene, and fast!

Easy Riding
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Sneaky Pete made riding a motorcycle look easy.  Which it is, sort of, as long as you don't care about doing it safely or effectively.
	+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight

Check Mirror
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	Pete knew that the only acceptable way to adjust your cool hair was to do it while looking in the mirror of a cool motorcycle.
	Unlock the following hairstyles:
	Slicked-Back Do
		You've got enough grease in your hair to stop a bullet.
		Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
		Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
		Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
		Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
		Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)
	Pompadour
		Your hair is coiffed up to a height that would be laughable if you weren't so cool.
		+3 Stats Per Fight
	Cowlick
		You have a little curl that covers one of your eyes, making it look like you're constantly winking.
		+50% Meat from Monsters
	Fauxhawk
		The only thing this hairstyle is the foe of is decency and taste. At least it's slightly more aerodynamic than a normal haircut.
		+50% Combat Initiative

Riding Tall
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Sneaky Pete was larger than life even when he wasn't on a motorcycle.  When he was on a motorcycle he was larger than the sum of the size of life and the size of a motorcycle.
	Muscle +30%
	Mysticality +30%
	Moxie +50%

Biker Swagger
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	Sneaky Pete had a lot of swagger, but when he was on a motorcycle, he had a lot of swagger on a motorcycle.  There's a crucial difference.
	Gives Effect:
	Biker Swagger
	(10 Adventures)
		Your attitude conveys the simple equation "Come at me, Bro" where "Bro" is the entire world.
		+30 to Monster Level

Flash Headlight
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 15
	usable once per fight
	Shine your headlight on opponents, do damage and other cool things based on your installed headlight.

Insult
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 4
	The more the audience is upset, the more you'll do damage and delevel your enemies!

Best Dressed
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Sneaky Pete wore everything well, even kinds of clothes that other people didn't even know existed.
	You are aware of your torso.  It is awesome.
	+1 Moxie stat per fight

Live Fast
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 5
	Sneaky Pete did everything fast.  Driving, walking, eating, thinking, living.  That's why he never ate breakfast.
	Gives Effect:
	Living Fast
	(10 Adventures)
		You're living life at twice the normal speed, and if there's any downside to that, I don't know what it is.
		+100% Combat Initiative
		Maximum HP -30%

Jump Shark
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 25
	usable three times per day
	Sneaky Pete did a lot of controversial motorcycle tricks, but controversy is an occupational hazard when your job is living on the edge.
	Jump over a shark -- the audience will hate it!

Hard Drinker
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Sneaky Pete liked a drink.  And then he liked another one, and then he liked another one, and so on.
	Liver Capacity +10

Smoke Break
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 10
	usable once per fight
	Historians are unclear as to whether Sneaky Pete smoked cigarettes or just pretended to smoke cigarettes in order to look cool.  There was also a brief period of Loathing's history in which cigarettes were good for your health, which further confuses the issue.
	Deal damage to an opponent over multiple rounds

Animal Magnetism
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Sneaky Pete couldn't have controlled his cool even if he had wanted to.  It just came off of him in waves, getting all over everything and making a huge cool mess.
	Your MP is based on Moxie instead of Mysticality
	Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure

Brood
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 20
	Sneaky Pete knew that there was nothing more mysterious and exciting than a guy who looks all sulky and doesn't talk to anybody, for some stupid reason.
	Gives Effect:
	Brooding
	(10 Adventures)
		You're being very quiet and dark and mysterious, and undoubtedly thinking about something really, really cool and interesting.
		Monsters will be significantly less attracted to you

Walk Away From Explosion
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 30
	Sneaky Pete, like all cool guys, was not impressed enough by explosions to even look at them.  Sneaky Pete, unlike most cool guys, actually encountered a lot of explosions in his day to day life.
	Eradicate an opponent

Incite Riot
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	usable once per day
	Sneaky Pete was too cool to let The Man tell him what to do, even when what The Man was saying made sense, like, "don't set police cars on fire" or "don't break every window you see."

Unrepentant Thief
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Sneaky Pete took what he wanted, and what he wanted varied wildly from moment to moment.
	+50% Pickpocket Chance