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- You are Donald Trump. The recent election results have been a disappointment to you, but that is not your fault. You did everything in your power to ensure victory for the Republican Party and you failed miserably.
- The Democrats on the other hand…well they were never going to win anyway. They had no message of their own and were just trying to cling onto power by any means necessary. I am sure you know what happened next.
- Now it's time to change all that. It has come to my attention that there is an opportunity for me in Washington D.C.. and I believe that if I seize it, I stand a good chance of turning the American Dream into a reality again.
- You are also invited to seize this opportunity. We need to work together to achieve this goal. This is why I'm offering you a deal.
- You can be the president of the United States, or in other words, you can run for president.
- Even if you don't win, you'll still keep all the benefits of the position. If you do win, then we can work together to change the world.
- What do you say?
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- Congratulations, you have chosen to run for president of the United States!
- You are not the first person to do this. Many others have made this choice before you. I cannot look into the future, but I can tell you this- whatever you do, don't drop out of the race before the election. Running can be very stressful. Staying in it, is even more so. We've made the process easier for you, by providing you with a set of campaign managers. The three people on the right. They are each very good at their job, they are also all friends with each other, and have no intentions of pulling the rug from underneath you. If you work well together, you should have no trouble winning this impressive election.
- You are currently the leader of the Free World. It is both a blessing and a curse. A successful leader must make tough decisions in the best interest of the nation.
- The right wing media who hated you so much recently are some of the biggest supporters of your campaign. They see the election as a way of getting back at the left for pushing a social agenda they don't agree with.
- The left wing media hates you even more than the right did. They don't like your support of the military and of law and order. They also don't like that you've been successful in business like their favorite candidate.
- Your opponent is a typical liberal. He hails from the right wing of the Democratic Party, but has been trying to appeal to the left to gain more support. His plan is to set the nation back many decades.
- His ideas are far too expensive and will not succeed.
- You have a great opportunity in front of you. It is up to you to make the most of it or throw it all away on a pointless endeavor.
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