TMNT rescue Princess Leia

Original prompts, but only the final result included.  Couldn't fix the ending "laughing along the way" before the servers got too busy.

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Write a story about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sneaking into the Death Star to save Princess Leia. She is surprised it's not Luke Skywalker, and in fact is very confused about what alien species the Turtles might be. The Turtles quickly explain who they are and why they're rescuing her. On the way out, they run into Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, who were on their way to rescue Leia. They are kind of annoyed that the turtles rescued Leia first.  After some humorous banter, they realise they need to hurry as they are being shot at by Storm Troopers. As they get into the Millennium Falcon, Han warns the Turtles not to damage anything. After they launch from the Death Star, Donatello is fascinated by the Millennium Falcon's technology.  Han is proud of Donatello's facination, but Chewbacca won't let Han take the credit since Chewbacca spends most of his time fixing the ship.  At that time, Tie Fighters have arrived and open fire on the ship.  Grumpily, Han goes to warp. Leia finds this amusing.
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Repeat the story, but this time, tell most of the story through character dialogue rather than explaining it. Make sure the dialogue between the characters is funny, and come up with a good reason why the Turtles are even on the Death Star.
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Repeat, but the Turtles explain to Princess Leia why they are there. And Han is grumpy that Chewbacca explained to Donatello that Han is just the pilot.
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Repeat, but after Han replies grumpily to Chewie, at that moment, the blast from the tie fighter weapons rocks the ship.  Leia rolls her eyes and impatiently tells Han to pull it together and get the ship out of there.  Once they escape, everyone tries to work out how to get the turtles home.
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Repeat, but after Han replies grumpily to Chewie, at that moment, the blast from the tie fighter weapons rocks the ship.  Leia rolls her eyes and impatiently tells Han to pull it together and get the ship out of there.  Once they escape, everyone tries to work out how to get the turtles home.
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Repeat, but instead of translating Chewie directly, have Han repeat Chewie's dialogue out loud in his own reply, the way they do it on the movies.
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Repeat, but improve Han's reply to Chewie, make it sound more like something Han would say to Chewie from the Star Wars movies.
Also make Leia's last line sound more like something she'd say from the Star Wars movies. And the story ends with her last line.
(Note that this also improved her previous line to Han, which I'm totally OK with after reading it.)

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles approached Princess Leia's cell, weapons at the ready.

Leia: "Luke, is that you? It's about time you showed up!"

Donatello: "Uh, not quite Princess. We're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

Leia: "Teenage Mutant...what now? Alien species?"

Raphael: "We're mutants, yeah, but we're also ninja warriors. And we're here to save you."

Leia: "Save me? From what?"

Leonardo: "We were hired by a secret organization to retrieve a valuable artifact hidden on this Death Star. And we figured while we were here, we might as well save a princess too."

As they made their way through the Death Star, they stumbled upon Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.

Han: "What are you guys doing here? We were just about to save the princess ourselves!"

Michelangelo: "Well, we figured we'd beat you to it, Han."

Luke: "I appreciate the help, but we need to hurry. Storm Troopers are right behind us."

The group piled into the Millennium Falcon.

Han: "Just make sure you don't break anything, okay?"

Donatello: "Are you kidding? This ship is amazing! I could spend hours studying its technology."

Chewbacca: (growls)

Han: "Hey, I'm the one who flies this bucket of bolts, Chewie. Don't you forget it."

As they made their escape, Tie Fighters began to fire on the ship. The blast from the weapons rocked the ship.

Leia: (firmly) "Han, get us out of here! Now!"

Han quickly regained his focus and they managed to escape.

Once they were safe, everyone tried to work out how to get the Turtles back to their own world.

Luke: "We'll need to contact the secret organization that hired them and see if they can help us find a way back."

Donatello: "And I hope they have some advanced technology, because I'd love to study it!"

Leia: (determined) "Another adventure awaits us. Let's get to it."

And with that, the Turtles, Princess Leia, Luke, Han, and Chewie set off on a new mission to get the Turtles back to their own world, facing challenges and laughing along the way.