Qin Shi Huang's Valentine Scene (F)

Qin Shi Huang:
Ooh, so you were here.
We heard. Today is a day where it is customary for one to give something to their favored retainer to show appreciation for said retainer's daily devotion.
For some reason, you tend to be blind to your own worth.
You would only realize the treatment fitting for you late into the game.

Guda:
Somehow, I'm scared!?

Qin Shi Huang:
So you are afraid. Good, good. Then you understand what august honor you are receiving.
Fuhahahahahaha. In that case, you won't be putting on an air of importance in vain. Here, take this.

*We receive a Valentine's gift from the Emperor*

Guda:
...What is this?

Qin Shi Huang:
A miracle drug resembling the elixir of life prepared from cinnabar.
Such anecdotes about We should exist in the Panhuman History too. Do you know them?
Ah, obviously this is not some failed work with mercury in it. It's the authentic genuine article prepared according to the sacred mysteries of the Fusang tree that the Eternal Sin obtained.
Well, after We synthesized the Zhenren framework by completing our cyber eclosion ascension, We no longer had any reason to drink.
That's why one who still has a predestined length of life should drink it.

Guda:
If I drink this...will I gain immortality?

Qin Shi Huang:
Well, We wonder? At any rate, We did not conduct any clinical experiments.
There hasn't been anybody at all that We have granted immortality after all.
Originally, We had a reason to burn and destroy this medicine.
However, as a special case, trusting that you could become someone worthy of being equal to Us, We leave it in your hands.
Well, it might turn out to be harmful just like mercury, but that's beside the point.
Since you have the protection of that shield girl, you possess a body unaffected by poison.
Rather, taking into account the case that it's truly effective, you should eat it.
Live with Us for eternity. We promise you eternal religious exultation and splendour.
However, at the same time, once you've parted with the relief of death, you won't be able to take it back again.
Can your spirit endure that heavy pressure or not? Well, coming to a decision after consulting with that female sage would be fine too.

Guda:
I will take it into consideration.

Qin Shi Huang:
Choose carefully. One who is a subject yet a human. That's right. "Making a choice" is the true essence of what makes one human.
A world where people exist, other than Us, who know the importance of that... Hmph, truly, We can not contain our interest!

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Elixir of Immortality


Bestowed confections from Qin Shi Huang.
In other words, Valentine chocolate.

It was said to grant immortality when drank, however, it's efficacy cannot be ascertained until one actually drinks it.
Sure enough...