Facade Stageplay - Stereotypical 'ghetto' Black Man #2

FACADE STAGEPLAY
Wed Jul 16 00 17 04 2014

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --

TRIP
Get off my back!  I'll get rid of it in just a minute! -- (interrupted)

KHA
Whats up mutha fuckas

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TRIP
Uhp, he's here!

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GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!

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TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!

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GRACE
Trip...!

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TRIP
Kha!!

TRIP
Ah  I'm so happy you could make it!     -- (interrupted)

KHA
Bitchass

TRIP
Uh...

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Kha,

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)

KHA
Hey pussy whip.

TRIP
You know what,    Kha,  that's it, you need to leave.

TRIP
There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know?

KHA
Damn nigga

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.

KHA
What the shit

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KHA
fuck you niggas