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  1. Die Weihnachtsgeschichte:
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  3. this is the story how #Coruscant Underworld Police#4749 almost stole christmas
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  5. Once upon a time, in a far far galaxis, believe me or let it, there were living 2 young people.
  6. They were so in love with each other that they thought the could beat everything.
  7. She was a poor cleaning girl on her planet and he was janitor.
  8. Emporer CUP had his dirty playing with his mindset and talked in his head.
  9. He named Daemek and she was Allyson.
  10. Its was the first christmas they will spend together but they were so excited that they forgot about the war around them.
  11. The imperial krauts had a long ongoing war with the republic sandwiches.
  12. The Krauts wanted that every hot dog have to be served as hot and not as warm.
  13. The Sandwiches wanted them just warm and not hot, because the most planets they are living on are very icy and they didnt had the energy to heat the hot dogs right.
  14. So the Krauts attack the Sandwiches and the war goes already for 9 3/4 years.
  15. Daemek and Allyson prepared themselves as well as they could for the hard and cold winter season.
  16. They had a bit of wood but mostly they tried to save it cause they never knewed how long the winter will be.
  17. Because of the mass of snow and coldness they couldnt even save more, everything was frozen.
  18. If you went outdoor with 3 jackets and 2 hats you would have died in a few minutes.
  19. One day Daemek was so frustated about the cold that he went outside to search for something what they could need for the winter. He goes through hes routine when going outside, one jacket, one hat, one jacket..."darling could you please look for the new zalando advertisment papers" he heard Allyson asking from the living igloo, "ofcourse yes i will honeypoop" he answered and left instantly the house.
  20. In hurry he was he forget about the third jacket.
  21. He went on his tauntaun to the closest camp and looked what local scroundrels and traders got over the last week. They had a new droid, but he couldnt effort it, so that wasnt really interesting for him.
  22. In the next tent he saw a podracer and was stunned. He always wanted to see one of them and now there stood one right infront of him.
  23. The trader was very friendly and talked him into everything about the rare conveyance on shadowlonia.
  24. He asked him if he want to sit in, ofcrouse daemek was so obsessed that he couldnt answer and jumped just into it.
  25. The motor didnt go on, because it was too cold, but the feeling was so fulfilling that he didnt found anymore any words.
  26. He just sit in one his dreams he never thought of that it would get closely to become true.
  27. After 2 hours and some warm hot dogs with the podracer dealer he went further through the cold winter to the next settlement.
  28. Halfway to the settlement he realized that he got just 2 jackets on and began to feeling the cold. It wasnt that hard that he died soon, but wasnt comfortably so he was in a hurry to reach his target.
  29. On the way he saw some light in the far, but thought that i will be just other guys whos looking for stuff.
  30. As he came closer he realized that it was a Kraut patrol. He had no chance to escape, because they had so big Eggplants Walker that he would just got killed by the try to escape.
  31. The patrol brought him to the personal vessel of Emporer CUP. On his Capital Ship the "HairBeardus" he got grounded and put into a jail with a unknown other species he never saw before.
  32. After a few days he heard the guard saying that this is a Tilas, rare but aggressive and always talking weird stuff, but inside truelly cuddly.
  33. With the days Daemek and the Tilas became close. The Tilas could communicate like a real human, more like a drunk baby, but daemek could totally understand him.
  34. Daemek told him that he has a young wife whos waiting for him at home.
  35. In that time Allyson was very afraid what happened and gathered some friends and neighbours together to search for Daemek.
  36. What goes around comes around.
  37. Allyson rode a bit off the street to see if Daemek maybe had an accident and bumped into another tauntaun or lost the control and rode from the road into the forest.
  38. She came to a cabin and knocked at the door. But damn she was in the wrong neighourhood.
  39. Some Shamix Troopers opened the door and arrested her directly.
  40. She couldnt sleep that night, because she was too afraid about Daemek that anything bad could happened and she still doenst know what and if.
  41. The next day on shift change the troopers took her with them to the HairBeardus.
  42. As they arrived in the hangar she saw on the opposit site Daemek walking, guided by some Troopers and she began to scream:"daemek...Daemek....DAEMEK..."
  43. He turned around and saw her, it was just like the first moment when he met her.
  44. He realized again how perfect she is and forgot for a short moment everything around him.
  45. The guards beat him with a stick and said:"Move Move".
  46. They brought him to his cell again. He directly told the Tilas about it and they both become a bit happier in this cold, dark and wet room.
  47. Allyson was brought into the interrogation room and got asked about everything and everyone. Why is she here, why was she alone on the way, why knocked she on a foreign cabin, why does she want the Hot Dog warm and not hot, has she ever tried UFO's* and so on...
  48. The next day she met again Daemek. This time in the hall, she was brought into a cell and he into the interrogation room.
  49. They had no time to talk but felt each other into the arms and were so happy to feel the others heart beating.
  50. In this moment Emporer CUP came around the corner and saw thise lovely moment.
  51. The guards gone between them again and splitted them.
  52. As they wanted to continue the way he steps in and said:"Wait..whats going on here?"
  53. Daemek stammer something bullshitty together.
  54. Allyson had a clear mind and said whats happened and that they are arrested and having know clue why, they are just two loving people who want to forget the war and just celebrating at home their first christmas.
  55. The story of them melted the heart of emporer CUP, he invited them to have a dinner together and tell more about the whole place and what the two are doing so for linving and so on.
  56. He realized that pluralism aint that bad on opinion and that not everybody need to have his mindset but to everybody have to respect and understand his mindset.
  57. The two forgave the now friendly emporer CUP and stood 2 day longer with him.
  58. They told him about the easy life that they are having, about their friend, the meals they are doing together and everything you can imagine.
  59. After those days together Allyson and Daemek left CUP and heading back home.
  60. They were happy that they showed CUP so many stuff and opened his mind.
  61. But even more happy to get home healthy and happy together.
  62. So they could finally celebrate christmas at home together in the warm igloo.
  63. And this is what happened really that time at christmas.
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