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Mixnuts's E01

A meeting at the Satake restaurant

Producer

(Today is the first meeting of Mixnuts, a unit lead by Konomi-san)

(Today's the first meeting of Mixnuts, " " " " ")

Producer

(By Minako's courtesy , We could use the Satake restaurant. Look like this gonna be a delicious meeting, I can't wait...!)

(Minako courteously let us use the Satake restaurant.  Looks like this is going to be a delicious meeting...I can't wait...!)

Konomi

...Ahem,　Ｗｅｌｌ　ｔｈｅｎ，　ｅｖｅｒyｏｎｅ！ Firstly, as a leader of Mixnuts, let's me speak a thing or two about Platinum star live 4th...

Is the change of font significant?  Or did you have your IME turned on or something?

...Ahem, well then, everyone!  First, as leader of Mixnuts, let me speak to a thing or two about Platinum Star Live 4...

Minako

Everyone, Thank for waiting! here the food you order、Ebi chili, Century egg、bang bang chicken、Fried Rice with crab...*

Everyone, thanks for waiting!  Here's the food you all ordered: Ebi chili, century eggs, bang bang chicken, fried rice with crab...

*Why did I decide to translate this in the middle of night? all that Google search for food name in English made me hungry. and in case you don't know what the food look like
here a wiki link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebi_chili
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%A3%92%E6%A3%92%E9%B6%8F (no English  page for this one, found English name here http://ejje.weblio.jp/content/%E6%A3%92%E6%A3%92%E9%B6%8F)

Minako

Gomoku yakisoba (A yakisoba with shrimp, meat, carrot, bamboo shoot, Shiitake, ETC.),　Pepper steak, omurice, tomato soup tanmen (A chinese noodle boiled with a soup made by Stir meat and veggie, and Tare sauce), the Peking duck is served in Platinum Star Live special size~♪*

Here some more picture of food.

http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%84%BC%E3%81%8D%E3%81%9D%E3%81%B0#mediaviewer/File:Yakisoba.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_steak
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omurice
http://blog-imgs-24-origin.fc2.com/r/y/u/ryuukiblog/200905152358497b1.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peking_duck

Producer

It's gorgeous as always! every dishes look so delicious...!

" " " "  Every dish looks so delicious...!

Mami

I have wait for this moment~♪ Mami skip snack today so that Mami can eat a lot of Minorin's food~!

I have been waiting for this moment~♪  Mami skipped snacks today so that Mami can eat a lot of Minorin's food~!

Mami

Nnfufu~♪ Let's all went down together~!

"~♪  Let's all go down together~!

Konomi

It's chow down, what the meaning if we all went down~!*

It's chow down, what's the meaning if we all went down~!

The best I can do to translate the different between とも倒れ　（Ruined together) and 食い倒れ (eat till you broke financially)


Hinata

Minako-san, is this tomato...

Minako

Ehehe♪ That right! I made this with a Cardboard boxes full of tomato that you gave me before.

" That's right!  I made this with the cardboard box full of tomatoes that you gave me before.

Producer

Is that so! Hinata home's veggie is always taste good, and this is... Yup! it's delicious!

Is that so!  Hinata's home veggies are always tasting good, and this is... Yup!  It's delicious!

Hinata

Wah...I'm glade you use it in your dish, Minako-san!

Wah...I'm glad you used it in your dish Minako-san!


Hinata

I'll send you more vegetable from now on too, so please use them again.

I'll send you more vegetables from now too so please use them again.

Minako

Of course!　if we join hand together, I could keep cooking forever♪

Of course!  If we join hands together I could keep cooking forever♪

Producer

It's seem that we just about to witness a birth of terrifying perpetual motion machine....this Tomato soup tanmen is so delicious, though.

It seems that we're just about to witness the birth of a terrifying perpetual motion machine.... this tomato soup tanmen is so delicious, though.

Oh, P, you lovable scamp, trading terrifying, law defying perpetual motion machines for food

Iku

To be able to make so many delicious foods, Minako-san, You're so great...

To be able to make so many foods, Minako-san.  You're so great...

Iku

I want to make it for my mom too. please teach me later, Minako-san!

I want to make it for my mom too.  Please teach me later, Minako-san!

Producer

That a good idea! your mom will be very happy for sure. but...Minako....keep the quantity down, alright?

That's a good idea!  Your mother will be very happy for sure.  But...Minako...keep the quantity down, alright?

Minako

Don't worry, Producer-san! I'll made sure it's a menu that give a lot of energy♪

Don't worry, Producer-san!  I'll make sure it's a menu that gives a lot of energy♪

was that originally 元気?  I don't know, something about the request P asked and the response Minako gives feels kind of weird and disjointed in English.  It must make sense in Japanese, I suppose.

Iku

o..okay...! I'll do my best to remember it!

O...okay...!  I'll do my best to remember it!

Prodecer

..Umm, I'll made sure to be there when she teach Iku...

..Umm, I'll make sure to be there when she teaches Iku...

Mami

Minarin~!  This pepper steak is so good~!

Mami

...But I might like it even more if there was no pepper in it~.  So I'll just eat the meat~!

Konomi

Mami-chan! made sure you eat veggie too. if you want to grow up to be a sexy lady like me.

Mami-chan!  Make sure you eat vegetables too if you want to grow up to be a sexy lady like me.

Baba pls you're not fooling anyone

Konomi

...ah...Ahem, everyone, let's not forget our objective! This is a first meeting of Mixnuts!

...ah, ahem, everyone, let's not forget our objective!  This is the first meeting of Mixnuts!

Producer

Oh, That right!... well then, Konomi-san, please continue.

Oh, that's right!...  Well then, Konomi-san, please continue.

P why did you even interrupt

Konomi

Ufufu.  Leave it to me, Producer!

Konomi

..alright, all of the 765PRO's large live event, Platinum Star Live, had been a great success!

...alright, all of 765PRO's large live events, Platinum Star Live, have been great successes!

Konomi

all six units before us had made a legendary stage of their own.

All six units before us have made legendary stages of their own.

Konomi

and if we're to create a stage that can rival them, what do think is necessary, Producer?

If we're to create a stage that can rival them what do you think is necessary, Producer?

Producer

What necessary for Mixnuts to create a greatest stage...?

What's necessary for Mixnuts to create the greatest stage...?

choice

Unit concept
Stamina building

>Unit Concept

Producer

First, we must decide on a unit's concept.

First we must decide on the unit's concept.

Producer

It's could made a different to stage performance and whether the fan will be satisfied or not.

It could make a difference to stage performance and whether the fans will be satisfied or not.

Konomi

Fufu, as expect from you, Producer!

Fufu, as expected from you Producer!

Konomi

That right, what important is the unit's concept...in another word, what kind of lives everyone want to create.

That's right, what's important is the unit's concept...in other words, what kind of live everyone wants to create.

Konomi

Well then... let's hear everyone thought first.△

Well then...  Let's hear everyones thoughts first.  △

Konomi

anyone has an idea about what kind of live they want to make?

Anyone have an idea about what kind of live they want to make?

Prodecer

(An idea, huh....That actually what I should decide.... but let everyone speak their mind here.)

(An idea, huh...that's actually what I should decide but....  let's let everyone speak their mind here.)

Mami

Yes yes~! Nii-chan, Konomin! Mami just had a ting!*

Yes yes~!  Nii-chan, Konomin!  Mami just had a ding!

*or ping! a sound when you had a flash of inspiration, often companies with a picture of light bulb. that what president Takaki always said when he come up with an idea.

Onomonopeaishdahsfpeai changed to ding, as that's the sound we (Americans, anyways) associate with the sound of light bulbs over heads

Producer

Oh, Mami! that was fast. Let's here your "ting!" idea then.

Oh, Mami!  That was fast.  Let's hear your "ding!" idea then.

>that was fast.
Sounding kind of judgey P, damn.

Mami

N~fufu~! if we turn the theater into a robot, it would excited everyone! how about it? Mami's special idea!

N~fufu~!  If we turn the theater into a robot it would excite everyone!  How about it?  Mami's special idea!

Producer

Ro..robot!? that quite a large scale idea...umm, anyone else want to speak their mind?

Ro..robot!?  That's quite a large scale idea... umm, anyone else want to speak their mind?

Mianko

umm~, It's cooking for me~ I still think about how to combine live with cooking, though.

UmM~, it's cooking for me~  I'm still thinking about how to combine a live with cooking, though.

Konomi

Ufufu, That sound good~♪ anyone else want to talk about their idea?

Ufufu, that sounds good~♪  Anyone else want to talk about their idea?

Iku

Um, I have many thing I want to do, so I still not sure...but I want it to be a cute live.

Um, I have many things I want to do so I'm still not sure...but I want it to be a cute live.

Hinata

Umm~...this is hard...could you give sometime?

Umm~...this is hard...could give us some time?

Konomi

I see. Look likes everyone still don't have a clear image of what they want to do.

I see.  Looks like everyone still doesn't have a clear image of what they want to do.

Producer

(umm~, It's couldn't be help. It might be difficult thing to decide in such a short time)

(Umm~, it couldn't be helped.  It might be a difficult thing to decide in such a short time.)

Prodecer

Okay, let's make unit's concept a home work. everyone, please think about what kind of live you want to make!

Okay, let's make the unit's concept homework.  Everyone please think about what kind of live you want to make!

Konomi

That is a good idea! I'll made sure to put all of your idea together♪

That's a good idea!  I'll make sure to put all of your ideas together♪

Konomi

I'll plane a live that have everyone personality in it. that what a leader are for after all!

I'll plan a live that has everyone's personality in it.  That's what leaders are for after all!

Producer

Konomi-san, that sound very reliable but are you sure? you have a lot of work as a leader already...

Konomi-san, that sounds very reliable but are you sure?  You have a lot of work as leader already...

I'm not sure about the usage of reliable here.  Its kanji must have some sort of deeper/nuanced meaning but in English we don't use reliable very frequently and, when we do, it's in its narrow denotation.  (ie, this car is reliable, he's reliably on time, etc)

Konomi

I'll be fine, Producer!

Konomi

"Leadership is an ability to put a meeting in chaos into order"

Konomi

That what written in a book named "What if an idol who had been choose to be an unit's leader study about Management" that I read recently.*

That's what was written in a book named "What if an idol who had been chosen to a unit's leader studied about management," that I read recently.

*a parody of もし高校野球の女子マネージャーがドラッカーの『マネジメント』を読んだら(What If the Manageress of a High School Baseball Team read Drucker's "Management"?)

Prodcuer

That quite a pin-point book...who would read that book, I wonder...?

That's quite a pin-point book....  Who would read that, I wonder...?

Konomi

 It's "Moshidoru" for short! it's a recent best seller. you must always know about a trend, if you want to call yourself a producer."*

It's "Moshidoru," for short!  It's a recent best seller.  You must always know about a trend if you want to call yourself a producer.

*the book this parody is called "Moshidora" for short

Prodecer

u..umm... I'll read it later.

U...ummm...  I'll read it later.

Konomi

Well then, just leave everything to me! you can just rely on me, Producer!

Well then, just leave everything to me!  You can rely on me, Producer!

Konomi

Now, Mixnuts, let's do it like an adult~!*

Konomi use the word "adulty" here but there no such word in English, as far as I know anyway, the closet word is adultery which obviously a bad choice of word.

Adulty isn't "technically," a word, but it actually does make the rounds in colloquial English, if not academic or technical English. English is fabulous like that in that everything is an adjective.

Everyone

Ohh~!

Producer

(I'm worry...but Konomi-san is an adult with good judgement.)

(I worry but...Konomi-san is an adult with good judgment.)

Prodecer

(I'm sure that Konomi will lead Mixnuts to success. I'll give all of my support too)

(I'm sure that Konomi will lead Mixnuts to success.  I'll give them all of my support too!)

>Stamina building

Producer

Umm~...I want everyone to build their stamina first. Mixnuts have a lot of small frame members after all....

Umm~... I want everyone to build up their stamina first.  Mixnuts has a lot of small framed members after all...

Konomi

...Producer, just who did you mean by that?

...Producer, just who did you mean by that?

Producer

Ah, no, I....don't talk about Konomi-san...

Ah, no, I...wasn't talking about Konomi-san...

BAD COMMUNICATION
P talked shit
P got hit
>that panic -san deployment

Iku

so, A small body is really not good...

So, a small body is really not good...

Producer

N..no..Iku. I don't meant it like that? it just that...

N...no...Iku.  I didn't mean it like that...it's just that...

Minako

Everyone~, It's not good to be so upset~! just eat this sesame dumplings and smiles♪*

Everyone~ it's not good to be so upset~!  Just eat these sesame dumplings and smile♪

*here one more picture of food
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jin_deui

Minako

...Iku-chan, I'm sure you will grow big if you eat a lot♪

...Iku-chan, I'm sure you'll grow big if you eat a lot♪

THE SATAKE MENACE LOOMS LARGE OVER THE 765 FAMILY

Iku

Really?...I'll have two, then.

Konomi

build stamina might be important too, but what I want to say is, a direction for our unit, a concept.

Building stamina might be important too, but what I wanted to say is a direction for our unit, a concept.

You fucked up P
You fucked up real bad picking this

Konomi

In another word, what kind of live everyone had in mind.

Konomi

Just great singing and dancing isn't enough!  Stage performance also needs a clear concept as a foundation!

Producer

I see...That is a good point, Konomi-san.

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