Axel-Lyra Chat

flamingBlade [FB] started pestering snuffshotMartyr [SM]
FB: Hey Lyra
FB: So I know the memo is going on and all
FB: But I kinda want to ask your advice about something, privately.
FB: In the memo, you mentioned Derse, I have encountered a Derse agent who wants me to go on a treasure hunt with him.
FB: And then convince the locals that he is nice.
FB: But I don't know whether to trust him.
FB: He's with 2 imps.
FB: What do you suggest I do?
SM: Don't do it
SM: Derse. Sucks.
SM: He's probably gonna shoot you in the back as soon as he gets what he wants
FB: What do you mean Derse sucks?
FB: I've never heard of them before now.
FB: And would he really backstab me?
SM: Yes.
SM: Derse really sucks. Pretty much everything there is going to try and kill you or worse.
FB: So what do you suggest I do?
FB: He's with 2 imps.
FB: Should I fight him?
FB: Perhaps it would be best to play along..
FB: What do you think?
SM: Abscond. Fly into the air out of his reach, then go to Prospit with whatever other Derse players your team's got.
FB: What?
FB: I've never heard of "Prospit"
FB: I'm on my own planet!
FB: Can you fly on Prospit?
SM: Prospit is the good guys, Derse is the bad.
SM: When you go to Derse next, abscond to the big blue ball in the sky. Prospit is on the other side of it.
FB: Ok...
FB: So what do you think I should do about the guy?
SM: I told you, leave him behind and fly to Prospit
FB: But I'm not on Derse! Or Prospit!
FB: They're on my land!
SM: Wait what
FB: I'm in a cave.
FB: On my own land.
FB: And there's a guy with 2 imps who says he's from Derse
FB: I really don't know what to do!
SM: RUN
SM: RUN NOW!
FB: Why?
FB: Can't I negotiate with these guys?
SM: Derse is evil, they won't listen, or they will but just to fake you out.
SM: I'm serious. Abscond for your life.
FB: Are you sure?
FB: the guy I'm with doesn't sound that bad
SM: He's faking it.
FB: Ok. I'm going to take your advice.
FB: AND GET OUT OF THERE
FB: is there anything more I need to know about them?
SM: No, just abscond for your life.
SM: I gotta go. Good luck.
snuffshotMartyr [SM] ceased pestering flamingBlade [FB]