asmodeus anon losing his virginity and games

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #684
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>valentino filmed asmodeus anon losing his virginity
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....to who?
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Velvet.
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>Velvet just blackmails you into doing sht or she'll leak your sxtape, but you don't give a fk, and it ruins her reputation.
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>take her down in a lawsuit like hulk hogan did to gawker
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nice also
>velvet tries to blackmail the son of fking ASMODEUS of all demons, with a sx tape
>all it does is show that the lord of lusts kid has sx
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"Velvet."
>"Yeah Val?"
"You're a fking moron."
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The digits confirm. Velvet is a moron.
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>Ruins her reputation
>Everyone thinks she's got hidden cameras everywhere now
>Everyone refuses to have sx with her under any circumstances because they think she's just trying to record blackmail material
>Velvet couldn't get laid to save her life
>[sxual frustration intensifies]
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>has to crawl back to anon for more fk
>he wants nothing to do with "disgusting mortals"
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>>37602937
>it has been made public that day that he's dating Verosika
>like, announced on 666 News and everything
>it's all over social media
>there's no way Velvet couldn't have seen it

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>>37602713
>it isn't even the sxtape that ruins her reputation
>nobody gives a fk about who's screwing who, unless they're massive fking hypocrites
>but the fact that she tried to use it as BLACKMAIL against the son of the Prince of Lust, is what ruins her
>like, how can she fk that up?
>things like that should be kept as something to be proud of - she managed to lay the Heir of Lust, who's notably not that interested in sx!
>and then, she decides to use it against him!
>Asmodeus doesn't even want to punish her - the girl's enough of a punishment to herself, and hey, at least his showed that he could keep his cool under pressure
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>Verosika's probably older than anon
>Velvet, being a moron, calls her a cradle robber to her face
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If Velvet is Harley Quinn, Who's the Joker?
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Neither, really.
Alastor COULD be a good fit for Joker, but even he would be quite a reach.
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Anon.
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Its Vox ya dingus
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Would a TF2-like game with Hazbin and Helluva characters be kino?
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Nah, but a Doom-styled game where you play as Angel Dust would.
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...I did actually make a fanfic idea about that a while ago anon. It's not really that good looking back imo but if you like the sound of that idea then I'm sure you'd like my take.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30212109/chapters/74444787
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>>things like that should be kept as something to be proud of - she managed to lay the Heir of Lust, who's notably not that interested in sx!
velvet confirmed a trd
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She never put the blue light filter on her phone and the deadly rays melted her brain.
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she has holes in her brain
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"Velvet."
>Valentino sees velvet stop blankly staring at her phone, drooling, and look up at him
>"Yeah?"
"Did you just try to blackmail a fking prince?"
>"Yeah why wouldn't I?"