VeloCITY Neon 14.5: Manager Mishaps

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Agi has connected.

Renee:
ALL thotted up

Nsyte:
she could thot renee up too

Renee:
down tbh
Ci Tsukino has connected.

Nsyte:
Yo'm

Cyprien:
Well I have no more grandparents to lose and no more girlfriends to break up with so I should be pretty solid on not getting distracted.

Renee:
fuckin heavy

Cyprien:
Big mood, yo

Cyprien:
It's my mantra going into 2020

Renee:
"I've already lost everything, do your worst?"

Cyprien:
There's already a chance for Trump to get out of office in 2020

Cyprien:
So we're already on an upswing.

Renee:
god, what if he doesn't though?

Renee:
pessimist in me says he won't.

Renee:
Suicide pact?

Nsyte:
assassination pact

Renee:
"He lives in America, eventually a mass shooting will get him" pact

Nsyte:
at least there are plans to put in red flag laws but under Trump I imagine one of said red flag laws will be "is brown"

Renee:
red... flag... laws?

Renee:
I've already googled it

Nsyte:
yea

Renee:
Not a term I'd heard before

Nsyte:
they probably won't actually do anything lol

Nsyte:
but it's uh

Nsyte:
something

Renee:
Seemingly Washington already has em

Renee:
Let's Play "How Many Ping Pong Balls Can You Fit In Your Mouth" game

Cyprien:
Nyste is down
Butts has connected.
Butts:
owo
Thrice:
ono

Renee:
how many ping-pong balls can Morgan fit in his mouth

Renee:
this is vital information
Butts:
trying to remember how bigt hey are
Butts:
6
Butts:
no
Butts:
no
Butts:
4
Butts:
maybe 5

Renee:
hmmmm
Thrice:
LAST TIME ON VELOCITY NEON, YOU ARRIVED AT THE BARCADE TO ASSIST MANNY IN FENDING OFF BURGER SALLY WHO HAD YET TO SHOW UP BUT WILL SOON PROBABLY
Thrice:
THIS TIME, I PULL AN ALL NIGHTER

Renee:
it won't be worth it

Renee:
As a recap on exactly what the hail was going on on my end, Renee did an impromptu team-up with Nsyte to break into the Polarity's office undetected and steal 「Important Documents」
Thrice:
When we left off, Cy had phased out of existence while Morgan talked to Manny's little brother, Polarity, and Renee conspired to sabotage the Trial with Nyste

Renee:
But as 'syte clambered out, the ping-pong ball Rita had been chasing rolled through the portal after her, and flew off the banister, landing onto Cy's head
Cyprien: (( brb, bathroom ))

Renee:
"Alright, girl! Good work." Renee reaches out expectantly, planning to make herself scarce

Morgan:
did we know sally was showing up

Morgan:
ic ant remember lol

Renee:
yea there's like

Renee:
gun's everywhere

Renee:
they're trapping shit up

Cyprien:
The pingpong ball bounces off Cy's head, distracting the young man from his casual game of pingpong. "What the?"
Renee: (( Switching to the laptop bc I hate playing with Jason in the same room tbh ))

Rita:
"H-hey! How'd it end up over there???? Were you hiding it the whole time?!"

Cyprien:
Cy looks up, "Where did that come from?"

Renee:
"Eh?" Renee hears the commotion and peeks down to see what exactly's going on down there
Agi is disconnected.
Agi has connected.

Nsyte:
"Hoo, close...but don't get too distracted - you owe me now! Don't forget that, cause I sure won't.

Nsyte:
"

Morgan:
"So, uh," Morgan looks around for his friends, "what's your... favorite game...?"

Polarity:
"There's no beating Black Knight 2000."

Renee:
"We can get into some trouble of your choosing later." Renee whispers. "Reeeeally should make myself scarce now though..."

Morgan:
"Oh? Where's that? Never heard of it."

Polarity:
"It's on the other wall. It's the best pinball game ever made."

Morgan:
"What's so special about it?"

Renee:
Pin & ball torture

Morgan:
yum

Polarity:
"The music, to begin with. And the mechanisms are well-manufactured, so high schools are inter--" You are saved from his explanation by the rapid introduction of a small, house-shaped box near the front doors. On its side is a smiley-face, with money signs for eyes. Perplexing, for sure. You get little time to wonder about it before it EXPLODES, flooding the outside with thick, obscuring smoke! It leaks in from under the door, tinting the room grey, "Ah...she's arrived." POlarity is unfazed, and pulls a toy laser gun from under his jacket. At least you assume it's a toy?

Cyprien:
"What the?!" Cy's attention is drawn to the chaos at the front door.

Morgan:
"Um, is this the lady?"

Manny:
"Shit! She's early this year... Karaz, Digo, man the turrets!"

Morgan:
"Turrets? Manny, what do we do?"

Manny:
"You're gonna have to fight. We gotta keep 'em outta here!"

Renee:
"Agh! And now this is happening...!" Renee's eyes dart around, before landing on an empty pizza box. "Quick, put them in here while we deal with this!"

Nsyte:
"One hell of a special delivery! Fine, hold on..." She stuffs em in there, usually this goes the other way around

Morgan:
Morgan turns to Polarity, "You don't happen to have any more of those, do you?"

Morgan:
"... That's real, right? I can't ever tell in this world."

Polarity:
"Negative. If you want a weapon, might I suggest the mop?"

Renee:
Just gonna slide that underneath the counter and deal w/it later

Karaz:
Karaz fires a shot through a gap in the boarded-up window, "Hah! Take that! I mean, I don't think I hit anything, but it sure felt good!"

Morgan:
"Is that sarcasm?"

Manny:
"Alright, listen up - I want you guys to take to the streets! Keep them from getting in here. It doesn't take much to ruin a business, you know! The smoke alone would do if it I hadn't had the wallpaper customized."
Thrice:
Looking through the windows, you see shadows outside - more in the back alley behind the warehouse than out front. There seem to be...6 in total?

Renee:
oh that's a lot of shadows
Thrice:
They're all people-sized; probably not any giant robots yet

Morgan:
big oof

Cyprien:
"And you're saying...this is normal every year..?"

Morgan:
"Is this for like, fun?"

Manny:
"No! It's sabotage. She knows tomorrow's our biggest day of the year. Sally's a sinister one."
Thrice:
A window shatters, and a thin, stick-like object embeds itself into a wall near Cy's head

Renee:
Renee yoinks the mop and drops it down the banister to Morgan. "Hey! It's better than nothing, just try not to splinter it with your gorilla strength!"
Thrice:
On closer inspection, it's a...really big toothpick, with colorful clumps shishkebab'd onto it.

Morgan:
"Ugh, here we go."
Thrice:
It came from out front, and Manny tells one - or more - of you to go out and stop 'em from doing any more damage. Out back, though, you hear crashing noises. Supplies and stalls are being knocked over at high speeds, and there are unintelligible shouts

Renee:
oh right Rita's here. Huh.

Cyprien:
"Holy-...!" Cy turns to Rita, then to Manny, "Hey! Find a place for her to hide...!" Cy yanks the giant toothpick loose, "We'll take care of these guys...!"

Rita:
"Oooh, ooh, I wanna see what's going on! Is there gonna be fireworks? Or a light show?? This smoke is so cool!"

Morgan:
Morgan runs over, "No, it's a giant game of hide and seek!"
Thrice:
NOW PLAYING Electro Swing Orchestra - Hit & Run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPRLc6t0U5o

Rita:
"Really?! Then where are we gonna hide??"

Rita:
morgan just shoves her in a cabinet

Renee:
Time for some scouting then
Tokens dropped onto map 'Reverse Polarity' by player Agi (Player)

Manny:
"Uh, sure! Look, Polarity and I can keep the inside guarded - you guys try and keep 'em from getting in in the first place."

Renee:
I can see through an upstairs window, right?

Manny:
Yeah, there are windows up there.They're a little high, but you can stand on a box or straddle Nsyte or something

Renee:
I don't wanna owe her any MORE favors

Morgan:
"Manny will show you where to hide, RIGHT?"

Renee:
Is the map to the right the exterior view of Polarity?

Manny:
"Uhhhh....yes! Come on, the office is the best hiding place!"

Renee:
noT THE OFFICE

Manny:
Yeah, that's out front

Manny:
The bottom map is the back alley
Tokens dropped onto map 'Reverse Polarity' by player Agi (Player)

Renee:
les peek through then what're these chodebiscuits up to

Manny:
"Look, kid, you better stay REAL hidden, cause if anything happens to you---er, I mean, if you get found.... My head's gonna roll."

Morgan:
"Alright, let's go Cy."

Morgan:
"Rita, I'll give you $10 if you win."

Renee:
strong incentives tbh

Shift Lead:
Out front, there are two girls. One's loaded up on those weird toothpicks, and the other looks SUPER IMPORTANT and like she KNOWS EVERYTHING. Or at least, thinks she does. She's bossing the brunette around, "No, not THERE! You have to aim over THERE! Oh! Aim at the redhead! That hair may as well be a target!"

Morgan:
"I'm dying my hair after this."

Dangirl:
"Ungh...the head's a moving target..." But she takes her advice anyway, and chucks a stick at you!

Dangirl:
i almost rolled a d20 right there

Dangirl:
god what kind of system would use those

Dangirl:
so cumbersome

Dangirl:
(3, 3, 4)

Morgan:
"Oh shit!" (can i add perceptive)

Renee:
aw they're cute

Morgan:
we must destroy them

Renee:
we must befriend them

Dangirl:
With such a small target, it's tricky to aim, so it shouldn't be hard to dodge....

Dangirl:
You can add Perception

Morgan:
(1, 3, 4, 6)

Dangirl:
Since the other girlcalled out the shot lmao

Morgan:
im gonna die

Shift Lead:
"What're you doing? Come on! Anyone could have made that shot! See, just watch!" She pulls out a GUN'S! ....a scangun. Regardless, gun's are gun's, right? She aims it right at Morgan, again!

Renee:
(I really should have kept that gun...) Renee considers her options from her limited angles

Shift Lead:
She takes aim, and fires....!

Shift Lead:
(5)

Cyprien:
"Apparently you're quite the target, Morgan..."

Morgan:
Morgan tries to dodge it! "I hate it! Help?"

Morgan:
(1, 2, 4, 6)

Shift Lead:
A laser shoots out from the scanner, hits the polished steel door behind Morgan, ricochets off, and hits the streetlamp above him!
Cyprien: (( Is there a turn order or can I throw my giant toothpick at the shift lead? ))

Renee:
She decides, sensibly, that the best thing to do is taunt and distract the opposition from as many angles as possible.

Shift Lead:
The lamp is OVERCHARGED, flooding the area with high pressure sodium goodness, and raining bolts of electricity down from the light!

Renee:
"Nice shooting there, Annie! You forget to turn on auto-aim?"

Shift Lead:
You can throw it, though there's an AC penalty for the blinding light

Shift Lead:
Of -1

Renee:
AC penalty lol

Shift Lead:
(1, 2, 4, 6)

Shift Lead:
yea

Shift Lead:
accuracy check
Cyprien: (( Do I get a bonus for Renee distracting her to cancel that out? (cool) ))

Shift Lead:
That is also an attack, which can be dodges

Shift Lead:
lemme see

Shift Lead:
Renee roll ya damn tauntdice
Cyprien: (( dodged by both or just Morgan ))

Shift Lead:
You both need to dodge it

Shift Lead:
It's the bolts from the light

Renee:
I'm just rolling 2 dice

Renee:
(1, 2)

Cyprien:
(2, 4, 4, 6)
Cyprien: (( I dodge that shit ))

Shift Lead:
don't u have charismatic

Renee:
probably

Shift Lead:
you should roll 4 total

Renee:
I haven't opened my token in several sessions

Morgan:
(2, 3, 5, 6)

Renee:
(2, 4)

Renee:
make that 4 then

Shift Lead:
(1, 3, 3)
Cyprien: (( What would apply to a throwing weapon attack ))

Shift Lead:
Not Always Right

Shift Lead:
"I meant to do that!! Wasn't that the PINNACLE of aim?"
Shift Lead: (( Combat Expertise probably lmao ))
Shift Lead: (( for the roll itself ))
Shift Lead: (( Attack and Strong both contribute to the damage, tho u need to spend(not drain) 5 Endurance to apply Strong ))

Cyprien:
"I mean...I can see what I can do...seems like they have no intention of stopping..."

Cyprien:
Cy hefts the toothpick in his hand before throwing it at the shift leader, like a javelin, aiming at the audience.

Cyprien:
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Cyprien: (( wow ))

Cyprien:
Like, wow.

Renee:
Wan! Doo! Tree!

Shift Lead:
(4, 6, 6)
Cyprien: (( I shook out all the bad rolls for you beforehand ))

Renee:
shukashuka

Shift Lead:
The shift leader catches the toothpick in her teeth, then yanks it out, chewing up the kebabs, "Not bad, Dana, but you need to work on your sear!"

Dangirl:
"Ergh..." Dana, not wanting to get involved in a fistfight, naruto runs up the steetlamp and tightropes across the power line, reading her aim again, "

Dangirl:
"I've never even seen you make one of these!"

Dangirl:
(2, 4, 4)

Shift Lead:
(1, 2, 3, 5)

Morgan:
"Did she just Naruto run?"

Renee:
"Going higher, huh?" (I bet I can match that...)

Renee:
the portal closes as Renee goes into scavenge mode yet again

Shift Lead:
remember: initiative is based on Quick

Shift Lead:
and all rolls are base 2 dice

Renee:
oh we're doin that

Shift Lead:
yea

Shift Lead:
that's what those were lol

Renee:
remember when we used voic

Renee:
e

Renee:
Pepperridge farm remembers

Shift Lead:
we could use voice I guess

Renee:
(2, 2, 2, 5, 6)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Reverse Polarity' by player Agi (Player)
Agi is disconnected.
Agi has connected.

Shift Lead:
The Shift Lead has backed herself into the vending machines, brandishing her scan gun wildly, "Come on, try me! The rest of these slackers barely put in any effort!"

Morgan:
o ill try to join later

Shift Lead:
roll for initiative u losers

Morgan:
"Maybe a silly idea, but can you send a clone to distract her and I'll run up?"

Morgan:
(3, 5)

Cyprien:
(2, 4, 5, 5, 6)

Cyprien:
"I can certainly give it a shot...!"

Shift Lead:
You CAN edit your initiative, or should be able to

Shift Lead:
Just can't actually ADD Yourself to it

Shift Lead:
Just right click your token on the init tab lol

Shift Lead:
and hit Set Initiative
Cyprien: (( I have done so. ))

Shift Lead:
wrk: Init tab....?"

Shift Lead:
wrk: tab...tab...is that like a dab....

Morgan:
wait waa

Renee:
it is not

Shift Lead:
window > Initiative > throw it somewhere, usually tabbed with another window

Morgan:
do i put what i rolled

Shift Lead:
yea

Morgan:
oh so 5?

Shift Lead:
also yea

Morgan:
ok i did it

Renee:
aw shit
Cyprien: (( H*ck yea ))

Renee:
we got init

Morgan:
im secretly a boomer

Morgan:
sry
Cyprien has received initiative.

Shift Lead:
The Shift Lead is looking more like a Shifty Lead, she seems prepared for you to approach - and you'd have to cross the street to do so, "Any minute...."

Cyprien:
"I've got you covered, Morgan!"

Cyprien:
Cy fwoops on his soul album getup and sends a clone across the street to distract the shifty lead!
Tokens dropped onto map 'Reverse Polarity' by player Ci Tsukino (Player)
Thrice:
Roll Quick OR Perceptive!

Morgan:
Cy?

Morgan:
or me
Thrice:
Sai

Cyprien:
(2, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Cyprien: (( Yum, these rolls. ))

Renee:
Yahtzee rules
Thrice:
Was that Quinck
Cyprien: (( Yes. ))
Thrice:
As your clone crosses the street, the furious screech of rubber winds its way around the street corner, a man pedaling in a frenzy atop a bike. As he rounds the corner, he shouts, "DELIVERY!", and frisbees a box at Morgan, while sideswiping Cy's clone!

Delivery Man:
(2, 2, 4, 6)

Cyprien:
"Well...that was...unexpected...this is quickly devolving into nonsense..."

Delivery Man:
"WHOA, MAN! OH SHIT! I knocked him out of existence! I'm so sorry please don't sue me my insurance doesn't cover that!"

Renee:
Remember when you had a bike?

Morgan:
Morgan catches the box. "I, what?"
Cyprien: (( Yeah....yeah I do... ))
Cyprien: (( I just devolved into a runner. Like everyone else. ))
Thrice:
The box opens up on its own, revealing a carton of french fries!
Thrice:
Which shoot up at Morgan's face!
Thrice:
(1, 6, 6, 6, 6)
Thrice:
o
Thrice:
oh
Cyprien: (( He's FUCKING DEAD. ))

Renee:
aaand session's over

Renee:
good system all

Delivery Man:
(sinister)

Delivery Man:
you can use Perceptive to notice somethign up with the box before it opens

Delivery Man:
in your dodge

Shift Lead:
"HMMMMM....he must have turned invisible! There's no way you're competent enough to ERASE somebody! Everyone, be on the lookout!"

Morgan:
(1, 2, 6, 6)

Morgan:
oh god oh god do i notice anything

Morgan:
how can i compare to FOUR 6s

Renee:
you don't. You just die.
Cyprien: (( It's just french fries guys ))

Morgan:
but theyre SO unhealthy

Renee:
Morgan instantly gains 80 pounds.
Cyprien: (( Oh, it;'s like Metal Slug. Where you get really fat. ))

Renee:
it's a fetish game now, sorry everyone.
Cyprien: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWblXB5rYPA ))

Morgan:
do i get supersized

Morgan:
who would send me fries

Delivery Man:
The fries rocket into Morgan's face, jamming into his nose and mouth and getting their greasy selves all stuck in his hair! He also takes 12 damage, and he's Blinded for a round! any vision-based rolls take a -3 penalty for a round

Renee:
Blinded by the friiies

Morgan:
"What is in these!? Who sent it!?"

Delivery Man:
"Aw man, we're totally getting infracted for that! Sorry dude! Enjoy your fries man!"

Delivery Man:
He pedals off again, with one last warning, "Don't let them get cooooooooooold!"

Morgan:
"I hate everything"

Shift Lead:
"Hah! Now that Kyle's gone, we can concentrate again!"

Shift Lead:
Cy himself cacn still do something if he wants

Dangirl:
I see

Renee:
reminder that not only is love not always on time, sometimes it never bothers turning up

Morgan:
"Why are these fries so debiltating? What's wrong with fast food here?"
Cyprien: (( I don't really wanna blow my cover if they can't see me right now and think I went invisible. ))

Morgan:
Morgan hides behind a wall.

Dangirl:
Dana reaches into her pockets, pulling out six more kebabs, strung between her fingers! She flings them down haphazardly onto the street below!

Dangirl:
(2, 4, 5, 5, 6)

Dangirl:
None of them come anywhere close to hitting you, though

Dangirl:
You may however roll Perception if you like

Dangirl:
any of you who're out here

Dangirl:
But regardless it is now
Renee has received initiative.

Cyprien:
(3, 4, 4, 5)

Renee:
After a quick scavenging session, Renee found one (1) extension cord! Surely this won't be to something important. "Ehehe, perfect!" She pulls it taut a few times, testing its strength, before cracking open a portal juust above Dan's power line.

Renee:
Rather than lasso, she boutta zipline down

Renee:
we'll see how this do

Renee:
(2, 3, 4)

Renee:
it won't

Dangirl:
You leap a little too overenthusiastically, and go catapulting down the powerline, unable to stop! Your shouts of panic alert Dana, who tries to leap over you as you slide by

Dangirl:
(2, 2, 5, 6)

Renee:
wheeee

Dangirl:
She jumps as you approach, and you're boutta slide straight into the telephone pole!

Dangirl:
you may *attempt* to not die by idk

Dangirl:
letting go or summoning a portal or super mario sunshining into the stratosphere

Dangirl:
where the evil clouds will get u
Morgan has received initiative.

Renee:
well I'm not letting GO just yet, I'd just fly into the powerline

Renee:
I'll stay holding on, and cushion the impact with my legs, then push off and dive towards the ground.

Dangirl:
just tank it

Renee:
I Am Not A Tank

Dangirl:
mormgan it is u

Renee:
I have yet to address portaling through people...

Morgan:
oops sorry family needed me

Dangirl:
end them rightly

Dangirl:
with the pommel

Morgan:
im incapacitated >: (

Dangirl:
You're blind, not useless

Dangirl:
BLONDE is the useless one

Morgan:
"Ugh, I need a shower."

Morgan:
Morgan runs up with the mop and tries to hit Shift Lead!

Shift Lead:
This time, there's no pedaling monster to stop you, but the Shift Lead raises her gun's, aiming at Morgan's head again! She intends to counter!

Shift Lead:
So basically - whatever your attack is, it's compared to hers

Morgan:
Strong doesnt apply to this right?

Shift Lead:
Strong is Damage Multiplier, so no, it doesn't affect attack rolls

Morgan:
(2, 2, 5, 6)

Morgan:
lets go
Shift Lead uses 15 Endurance!

Shift Lead:
(1, 5, 6, 6)
Cyprien: (( RIP ))

Morgan:
farewell world

Morgan:
i was blinded by the fries

Shift Lead:
Morgan encroaches on the Shift Lead, just about to Breath of the Wild her into the fucking ground, but at the last second, she pulls the trigger! A barcade washes over Morgan for a second, and then the gun beeps 'SCAN COMPLETE. VALUE: THREE FORTY-NINE, PLUS TAX'

Shift Lead:
...barcode*

Shift Lead:
Morgan is blown back as his sight flashes black and white, and a tiny, action figure version of Morgan materializes, complete with actionable joints
Cyprien: (( That's the damage it does :V ))

Morgan:
"Oof, I'm worth more than that!"

Renee:
in canadian dollars maybe

Shift Lead:
"A-HA! ...wait, that looks....familiar...H-hey...now that I get a good look at you... OMIGOSH, YOU CAN'T BE! A-ARE YOU -THE- MORGAN LASTNAME??? I never thought I'd get to meet you ohmygodohmygod..." She's completely gushing over you, and can't seem to get over herself

Renee:
Cragen

Renee:
it's Cragen
Cyprien has received initiative.

Morgan:
"Oh God,"

Morgan:
"I'll give you my autograph if you go away."

Morgan:
"And apologize for the fries."

Action Morgan:
(1, 4)

Shift Lead:
"Huh? Oh, of course! I'll fire Kyle immediately!"

Dangirl:
"Miss Manager, get ahold of yourself! Kyle's the only one of us with a license!"

Shift Lead:
"You don't need a license to ride a bike!!"

Shift Lead:
Cytus it's your go

Cyprien:
Cy is currently trying to see if Morgan's got this situation under control or not. Otherwise he's going to run up and try and restrain the shift lead who we, up until this point, have had no luck doing anything against her.

Renee:
yes hello I am going to use GRAVITY against her thank you

Shift Lead:
She is still gushing over him but Action Morgan ain't having none off this shit and is boutta Small Soldiers Morgan's asshole

Morgan:
"So like, thanks for being a fan... Can I see that scanner?"

Shift Lead:
"Oh, um...w-well, we're not supposed to hand over goods to non-wagesla--I mean, employees, but...."

Cyprien:
Cy notices that the action figure appears to be like, sentient and probably dangerous, so he runs up and tries to kick it against the wall!

Shift Lead:
"Hey, do YOU want a job? You'd be WAY better than Kyle!"

Cyprien:
(1, 1, 2, 3, 6)
Cyprien: (( What are these rolls tho ))

Action Morgan:
(2, 3, 3)
Cyprien: (( Should I even bother using endurance for that ))

Renee:
(3, 6)

Cyprien:
I mean, I've got it to spare right now...

Renee:
probably not? You'd need to roll exactly a 6 to get better.

Morgan:
"I dunno, I think there'd be a bit of conflict of interest."

Action Morgan:
Action Morgan's head pivots around 180 degrees, and its arm rotates backward in the joint to catch Cy's foot!

Morgan:
"So like, how do I clean this shit off me?"
Cyprien: (( Yeah, you right. ))

Morgan:
"Is something happening?" Morgan looks around but there's still fry-slime in his eyes.

Shift Lead:
"Oh, nothing important! My little Mini-You is taking out your friends!"

Shift Lead:
"Sorry, your former friends!"

Shift Lead:
"And you can clean the grime off with one of our patented Burger Sally Napkins! Just 2.99 each!"
Cyprien: (( I'mma do it, let's do it ))

Cyprien:
(4, 5)
Cyprien: (( Literally the two things that wouldn't help me in the slightest ))
Cyprien: (( This is a good system. ))
Cyprien: (( tm ))

Action Morgan:
Tee

Action Morgan:
Emm

Action Morgan:
it's you

Action Morgan:
but backward

Dangirl:
Dana poses majestically

Morgan:
"Excuse me? You sell napkins? You plan this on your custome- WAIT, Mini-me?" Morgan wipes his face with his shirt sleeve.

Dangirl:
As she does so, the kebabs embedded in the ground begin to glow with an unearthly light, and the ground between them all - which you ALL happen to be in right now(except Renee, who's above it) becomes white-hot! Anyone on the ground is hit by a uhhhhh

Dangirl:
(1, 4, 5, 6)

Dangirl:
that

Dangirl:
As the heat singes their shoes and pans

Dangirl:
t

Renee:
panstu

Dangirl:
or leg hair off, if they neglected to wear non-jorts

Dangirl:
You can dodge it, but that'll require hopping entirely out of the affected area

Dangirl:
Otherwise you can just tank it

Morgan:
dodgerino pls

Morgan:
(1, 1, 1, 1)

Dangirl:
noice

Renee:
n i c e

Morgan:
today is fucked
Cyprien: (( spicy ))
Cyprien: (( Can I jump on the vending machine? ))

Morgan:
i sure cant

Dangirl:
If you so wish

Cyprien:
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Cyprien: (( Okay, I'm gonna leave guys, later. ))

Renee:
no CBT here

Dangirl:
Morgan tries to jump away, but trips over his shoelaces and into the shift lead, knocking her to the ground! He lands on top, his OWN face smacking into the searing-hot ground

Action Morgan:
(3, 5, 5)

Action Morgan:
Action Morgan hops on top of Regular Morgan, planting a kebab as a conqueror's flag
Cyprien: (( Sure, I'll blow 5 ))

Cyprien:
(3)
Cyprien: (( Well I tied it at least. ))

Renee:
you increased it by 1

Renee:
it's like rolling an extra die

Renee:
bc you know you would have rolled a 6

Morgan:
"Ouch, I'm sorry- WHAT'S ON ME?"

Shift Lead:
"Uwa! N-not here!"
Thrice:
Morgan takes 12 damage(damage rolls over into Endurance if you lose all your HP)

Morgan:
im dying
Thrice:
Cy barely manages to catch himself before falling over, but his hand is slightly burned from the effort
Thrice:
He at least made it to the vending machine

Morgan:
must be nice

Morgan:
to be so young

Morgan:
full of health

Shift Lead:
don't die on me yet old man

Dangirl:
Dana throws down more skewers, preparing to intensify the griddle

Dangirl:
(1, 1, 2, 3)
Renee has received initiative.

Renee:
hi I'm falling and you won't get up

Renee:
Crush You No Jutsu

Dangirl:
Renee confirmed fatte

Renee:
(1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6)

Renee:
burned 40 endurance to equate a lucky 2-dicer
Thrice:
nice

Morgan:
im actually gonna die
Thrice:
Renee lands directly onto ACTION MORGAN, who is on top of REGULAR MORGAN, who is on top of SQUISHY LADY! they uh, can try to....dodge....?
Thrice:
You can uh, roll Perception to notice Renee's shadow and try to get outta the way

Shift Lead:
Shift Lead notices her but is not strong enoujgh to move Morgan

Shift Lead:
m-morngin
Morgan: (( i hug shift lead and embrace death ))

Morgan:
(1, 1, 2, 4)

Morgan:
"Ah!" Morgan grabs the Shift Lead and rolls out of the falling figure's way!

Morgan:
pls shake off tiny morgan

Shift Lead:
damn I can't belieb u actually saved me

Action Morgan:
(2, 5, 6)

Morgan:
im a saint

Action Morgan:
you need Strong to shake him off

Morgan:
(1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 6)

Morgan:
"SO MUCH IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOWWww"

Action Morgan:
Action morgan flies onto the ground, alone, abandoned. A toy no child wants.

Action Morgan:
Except Renee's ass.

Action Morgan:
why do you do this to me

Action Morgan:
I only want to be loved
Unresolved value "dice".

Action Morgan:
(1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6)

Action Morgan:
o-oh

Action Morgan:
no

Action Morgan:
not that
Action Morgan lost 12 Health!

Action Morgan:
The figure is crushed beneath 340 pounds of NERDASS!

Action Morgan:
It is still alive, but it prays for death
Morgan has received initiative.

Shift Lead:
"N-no! Those are super rare, they only come with a Money Meal!"

Morgan:
Morgan finally gets all the fry juice off him.

Morgan:
Morgan tries to snatch the scanner from Shift Lead!

Shift Lead:
if you roll badly you will grab my tits

Shift Lead:
you know the risks

Morgan:
"Hey, are you okay?"

Morgan:
"I'll let you guest spot on the show if you let me see that scanner."

Shift Lead:
"W-wha-really?! O-okay! Sure thing! You can see it!"

Morgan:
oh what

Morgan:
"Huh, so how exactly does this work?"

Shift Lead:
"Oh, you just point it at something and pull the trigger!"

Shift Lead:
Cy they're so distracted you can do your turn now lol

Morgan:
is the girl still on the lines

Shift Lead:
Yes

Morgan:
"Oh, like this?" Morgan takes aim at Dangirl!

Dangirl:
oh no

Dangirl:
he means to create a bite-sized version of me

Morgan:
"Is there like a cooldown?" Morgan scans Shift Lead too.

Renee:
do me

Morgan:
(2, 4)

Morgan:
(2, 5)

Morgan:
for dangirl@

Dangirl:
(1, 5, 5)

Dangirl:
She flips over the powerline, hooking her feet around it and hanging under it!

Morgan:
"Pew, pew." Morgan scans Renee too.

Dangirl:
MT pls

Morgan:
D:

Cyprien:
I'm sorry guys, I'm a million miles away right now

Dangirl:
we tlaking like Shooting Stars

Dangirl:
I think we'll call it for tonight regardless

Dangirl:
I should sleep

Morgan:
Good night palsss
Butts is disconnected.