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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Dinner Game ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You've been invited to the raddest party of the year in the raddest mansion in the country. Your invitation was probably on fire. Your taxi crashed into a tree. The mansion is five stories high and there are flames spray painted on it.
It's going to be extreme. When you step out of the totally safely crashed taxi a row of flamethrowers light your path to the house where the doors swing open to heavy metal guitar solos. You're in. You're there. You're gonna rock your socks off.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Triggers ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Gold: dead
HotRod: None.
Moccasin: Creepypasta stuff.
Green: Intense suicide references without warning.
Teal: Detailed descriptions of bugs.
Powder: None.

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Gold: dead as a doornail
HotRod: He/Him/embarrassmentofsociety
Moccasin: He/Him/SextraLarge/Shrekscousin?ithinkso/ghostbuster
Green: They/Them/Zombiebob
Teal: She/Her/Stop/Pleasestop
Powder: He/Him/Rad/applebottomjeans/bootswiththefur

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Characters ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~Gold~~~ (dead so it doesn't matter)

15/M/4'11"

 What's a kid doing with a knife and an ancient tome? Why does this kid only have a cloak, a sleeveless shirt and some athletic shorts? Surprise surprise, this kid just stabbed you and torched your ass for asking such stupid questions. Having to learn how to fight at a young age to get away from his near-murderous mother and fend for himself on the streets, this kid is more than well learned in how to kill and knock out things fast and easy. He's very calm and can often times be unnerving with the ways he speaks and just... stares at people with his stoney gray eyes. His blonde hair is choppily cut into a very short style that looks like he did it himself with his knife and some fire magic by the way some of it is charred [he did that]. He's probably just doing what he can to make it easier to survive.

~~~HotRod~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxptFSJJ14Y)

20something/ DUDEBRO / THE COOLEST HEIGHT (aka 5'10)

He's here. He's there. Holy shit he's on the ceiling. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's the long lost jackass. The stuntman of stuntmen. It's... HOTROD!
Imagine a dude with bleached blonde hair, a neon red leather jacket, a pair of sunglasses and a stupid sunglasses tan on his face. Now put that dude on a motorbike and picture him doing a wheelie right into your heart. And there you have him.
He made a fortune doing stunts for various different action movies and after a rather embarrassing accident involving a ferret and some whipped cream he decided to take a break in his career and retire to his beach house somewhere sunny and secluded.

~~~Moccasin~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxptFSJJ14Y)

M/28/6'1"

Moccasin is a big man, in just about every sort of way -- in height, in girth, in presence, you name it. He's quite eccentric in behavior -- a charming, cheerful, gentlemanly fellow, but you can't help but feel like there's something off about this man. It's not that he's particularly evil or anything, no, but he certainly gets a kick out of messing with others, watching their reactions, and there's something about that near constant grin of his that tells you he's... hiding /something./ Whether it's something good, bad, or neither, no one really knows -- and that's just how he likes it.

He clearly has way too much time and money on his hands, but what he even DOES with said time and money is anyone's guess. He has a large amount of... things, lord knows what they are or where they came from. Old, antique-y looking things that he refuses to specify the origins of. He also refuses to specify how he inherited his family's fortune -- largely because he doesn't know himself. His parents just up and left one day, and he knows they're most likely alive, but where? Why did they leave? And he also tends to mumble to himself sometimes, but it's as if he's speaking with... someone, something, right behind him.

There's just an... odd presence to the guy. Abnormal. Paranormal, one might say.

But that's just a bunch of rumors! Those journalists gotta make their money somehow, right?

A tall, round man with pale blonde hair and eyes matching the color of his namesake, light freckles just across the bridge of his nose. Top hat, suit, etc the color of his namesake this man is So Fance. Always carries around this walking stick cane thing that you're like 80% sure has some sort of weapon inside it.

~~~Green~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxptFSJJ14Y)

[ NB, 5'9", ???? ] Hey, look! Your average dinner guest! Except they're really, really not. Yeah, this is... this is a zombie. But hey! They... are actually pretty well preserved.

This person doesn't know much about their past. Like, they remember very, very little. Most of what they know was told to them by the scientists that found and rehabilitated them. You see, the zombie was just stumbling around, as hungry as any undead, until they were captured for testing by scientists. They are now one of the first fully rehabilitated and sentient zombies! Though they're still pretty hungry.

For a variety of reasons, they are kept on a medication cocktail, and the combination of this, therapy, and willpower has helped them to keep their undead evil in check. They've only attempted to eat someone... three times! Yay!!

As mentioned, they can't remember terribly much, including their age and their gender. As a result, they've just decided to identify as nonbinary since they don't have much of a leaning towards any gender, and they just kind of... hold up a few fingers when asked their age. They can count to six now! They show this off every time they are asked their age. Which is considerably confusing for anyone on the receiving end of this gesture, since this zombie really doesn't look like they're six years old. Oh well.

Most of the time, they seem confused and kind of tired, and it takes them a few seconds to process certain things. Expect a lot of "ummm" and "uhhh"s. But they're very friendly! They want to learn about humans, so they maintain as much communication with them as possible. Not that they're quite able to discern a human from most other things. Demon? Oh, hey, human, nice healthy flesh! Angel? I love your beating heart! Plant? Hello, human!! Yeah. To help with introductions, they have a series of flash cards that introduce things such as their eating restrictions and medications. And, you know, explaining their situation. They're not too good at that.

You can't quite tell what their ethnicity was when they were living, but now they seem pretty green. Their hair is long and black, and they wear a dark green sweater and incredibly loose pants with suspenders. The suspenders are so that they can just shake off the straps and let the pants fall off when its time to go to bed or whatever. (They don't actually sleep, but they're practicing to learn how.) Other than that, they have a little fanny pack that holds all their meds and index cards, and they wear cute little slippers. Once again, for ease of putting on and taking off.


~~~Teal~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxptFSJJ14Y)

22 / F / 5'2"
Appearance: https://36.media.tumblr.com/5388e4f27ad2513089f4a3b5d89f2fb2/tumblr_inline_nly5h0NVNp1sdo9m7_500.jpg, http://homobears.tumblr.com/post/114626189116/more-more-reaction-images-but-for-desiree, http://36.media.tumblr.com/fbbec5e59de629e4d066faeb21828e5e/tumblr_nlmzo4FdHH1tx3r0fo1_500.jpg, http://i.imgur.com/aP749NZ.jpg, http://i.imgur.com/ZvP4spI.jpg

 Teal is a really funky girl. Like, seriously. There's something wrong with her, probably. She seems to have been taught the English language in the 1980's, because she sounds like Beetlejuice and the Breakfast Club were her teachers. Aside from her interesting vocabulary, she's a very clueless woman. She's not very understanding of dangerous situations, or she just purposely forgets about them. She does try her best to be friendly, despite how confused she seems to be all the time. Is very touchy-feely with people she shouldn't be touching or feeling, and is inconsiderate about what people think of their nicknames that she gives to them on a whim.

~~~Powder~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxptFSJJ14Y)

Powder is tall, skinny, and, according to him, "Pretty frickin' rad." He wears a purple T-shirt with a blue skull logo looking like it belongs to some obscure band. Below the waist is a leather belt, and skinny jeans. His skin is fair, showing that he's not just one ethnicity. He's got pitch black plugs in his low-hanging earlobes. His head is completely bald except for a tuft of bright blue hair coming from the top to the front. Upon his narrow nose, he dons a pair of sunglasses that he never really seems to take off.

He says the reasoning for the sunglasses is "If he were to ever take them off, the world would burst with total gnarliness and levels of radicalism the likes of which this earth cannot imagine." Despite his arrogant and jerk-ish attitude, he makes extra effort not to curse. Because, according to him, "Cursing just ain't cool." Each time someone asks him where he's from, it's a different story.

Finally, he uses any opportunity he gets to shoot his "hand guns" at people, accompanying them tongue clicks.