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- >Skipping down the ways you pass Fluttershy
- >Yyesss, poor, innocent fluttershy.
- >You remember what she did that one time.
- >She thought nop0ny was looking
- >Thought you were asleep.
- >It's time for...REVENANGANCE!
- >Like reveneant and avenge and revenge all at once.
- >You follow her home, and wait until she goes to the kitchen
- >Kou slap a pan, the reverberations shocking her
- >"Angel? is that you?"
- >She peeks at the source of the noise
- >You throw some spoons and ladles off the wall
- >"EEP! Oh my...Angel? Please come out now..."
- >...ok, so maybe she was a bad choice. too easily frightened. she was already starting to cry anyway.
- >"A-angel, if you come out now, I won't molest you tonight."
- >Allofmywut.
- >Angel, who you can see from the window, hears this and desperately comes to the call of sanctuary from whatever horrors this "animal lover" forces on her wards.
- >He hops at the window, which you slam shut in front of him.
- >He looks at you in horror.
- >Ha, looks like he can see you through the glass or something.
- >Fluttershy sees Angel and calms considerably, calling and cooing to her carrot crunching child.
- >"Oh, Angel, no need to separate yourself from me."
- >Now that she is convinced Angel is doing it, you kick a whole stack of food, pills and other things, causing a clamor and cacophony of cruel noise.
- >Her eyes go wide, her wings snap shut, and she freezes in place.
- >Slowly, she turns her head to see and you pick up a knife.
- >You're pretty sure, by Angel's reaction, she is letting loose a scream on a frequency level that only animals can hear.
- >You wave the knife, and then stop it pointed directly at her.
- >Instead of fainting, however, she pulls a Stare out of nowhere.
- >Ohhhhh shit.
- >"You...do NOT touch my KNIFE!"
- >Once again, your wuts are used.
- >"I PREPARED ANON'S FOOD WITH THAT KNIFE AND YOU WONT TOUCH IT!"
- >Startlingly, you obey, and the knife clatters to the ground.
- >Yeah, time to make yourself scarce before she pulls some mumbo jumbo garbage and eradicates your soul while she's at it.
- >You phaze through a darkened wall and ditch towards the Everfree forest.
- >Huh. Now that you don't have to worry about dying, everfree ain't so bad to go.
- >Pretty nice place teyve got here too.
- >You can see fields of beautiful flowers, manticores frlocking and
- >...ew.
- >Didn't need to see that.
- >Some of these flowers you recognize as those that were served to you when ponies were seeing what you could and could not digest.
- >Honestly, you were glad that you weren't going to have to eat another frickin flower ever.
- >Some of them, like the blue one, you just pushed off your plate and into your pocket so you could dispose of it later.
- >Ah, Zecora's hut.
- >Time to see if her tribal stuff involved fear of ghosts.
- >You phaze through the door, as all is sufficiently dark thanks to Everfree's superior cloud and tree cover.
- >"Hark, what is this? A being made of less than mist?"
- >Well she could tell you came in.
- >You look into her brew, and find a smiling reflection of you!
- >Mindfuck rhymes. Man, alliterations are superior.
- >"I would go back from whence you came, if you intend to be whole, and not the same."
- >You test to see if she can see you, she just continues to look into the pot.
- >She dips a hoof in, and then flings the goop at you, and it sticks.
- >"This ectoplasm extract is green, but it allows for a ghost to be seen. If you do not wish to be visible, i suggest you head home now..or see if I can make you divisible."
- >I think she just threatened to cut you.
- >Yeah, no shit brain. All the mares in this world are CRAZY.
- >You aren't going to stay in P0nyville anymore, no. It's time for the big leagues in Canterlot!
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