The team was formed around the core of Mak and Hugo, who were formerly part of an infamous semi-pro Apex Legends team. Due to interpersonal issues with the 3rd member of the squad as well as a patch that massively nerfed the squad's conservative playstyle, the boys decided to pivot to TF2, a game they had lots of experience in but few successes to show for it.

Mak is about 5 ft 7 and balding on top. In-game, however, he has flowing locks of hair that glow yellow as he activates his “Super Saiyko” Mode. His hobbies include “blowing his load” of 8 stickies prematurely and grilling salmon. He has no alibi for the night where the aforementioned unnamed Apex player went missing. He is a possible threat and you are encouraged to keep your distance.

Hugo. The name speaks for itself. Exuding an aura of true class, elegance and overall excellence, this player has built a name for himself by sharting out volleys of rockets that can only be described as “quite sick”. After laying low for a while and getting the ETFBI off his case with some hush-money, Hugo is ready to add more trophies to the collection after bringing home gold in the Lockdown Throwdown Cup. He’s roughly 6 foot tall, somewhat resembles Bruce from Finding Nemo, and can often be found clutching up on cp_snakewater_final1 last.

Looking for a new place to call home, and too “socially challenged” to make friends anywhere else, luckiest prem-winner YeeHaw approached the duo. Yeehaw was large but had delicate hands for his size, and whilst deciding to take a break from his hand modeling career, he gave FAINT Gaming EU the time of day. YeeHaw is known for still sucking on his thumb at the age of 28. Industry insiders claim this is why he has one of the most beautiful right thumbs in Southern England.

Opti makes no attempt to hide his divine beauty. His vigor and fertility are often boasted about in the form of his Steam usernames, bragging of his plentiful and forceful “cumshots”. His hobbies include nutting, creaming, ejaculating, jizzing, orgasming, climaxing, spurting, spooging, and being completely addicted to cumming. Yes, ladies, he’s single.

Voxi (AKA His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing): After being put on the chopping block by SVIFT, this player became known for his nihilistic lack of respect for most societal values and standards. In recent times, he’s done a complete mental and philosophical 360. His child-like sense of wonderment for life was renewed after being given the chance to play on FAINT. We think he really ties the room together.

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And announcing Phorin as head coach. After becoming increasingly vocally jealous of the career pivots of his colleagues such as Moses, YNk and HenryG, Phorin decided to provide his incredible intellect and inspiring take on the game. When the soylent rage of Mak and Hugo causes the team to lose their way, Phorin keeps them headstrong by reminding them to “just fookin kill them” and other legendary nuggets of never-before-seen wisdom and strategy. Despite many haters (redditors) claiming the Historian has no in-game skill to display, this sagacious veteran of the scene has a 3rd place Insomnia medal to his name.

Let it be known that this elite squad is looking to “deflower the sanctity” of ETF2L Prem, permanently and violently modifying its landscape in the process.