Why PBK sucks

Okay... I don't know where to start. The PaintBallKitty (PBK) hat costs 75,000 coins. On a game in which I win and get 50 kills, I get around 3,000 coins. This is with a 5x overall coin booster and a network booster active. (Extra 3x.) The Speed hat costs a measly 3,000 coins, which is BELOW THE MEAN (4,200) of the hat costs. Also, if you've been paying attention, I could buy the speed hat with the coins I receive in ONE GAME, WITHOUT QUESTS. And don't tell me, "Ohh, well PBK is good because you have diamonds! And diamonds are 'stylish!'" They do nothing. They annoy me and get in my way often. "But what about the speed 3?" Give me a break. No one gets an increased amount of kills with 5 seconds of increased speed. Don't buy PBK because the speed hat is the same thing for 72,000 coins less. And that's a lot of grinding. Rezzus hat, however, has an ACTUALLY USEFUL hat ability. Although nerfed, the ability locks your snowballs onto people. This makes the game super easy on the maps Swamps, Victorian, Herobrine, Outback, and Market. The hat(s) I commonly use are Rezzus on those maps, and speed on the rest. And if you CAN ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME, then you should be able to afford a Triple SHot + Strong Arm + RAMBO combonation when those killstreaks expire. RAMBO gives you Speed 3, by the way ;) .  So anyway, F@*! the PaintBallKitty hat, and the people who think it is good and actively use it are either P2W, Narcissists, Naive people who are terrible at the game in reality, or people who have maxed out all of the parks and have enough coins for anything.