The Real DBS Power Ranking

Today I will be explaining the official DBS tier list. My name is joe capo, as most of you understand everyone loves to steal my content. Although I am the one who invented the original tier list and everyone keeps making their own, I will be showing you the official canon version; all of the others are just fakes.
Starting with F minus tier we have Caulifla who is by far the weakest of all Dragon Ball Super characters, her own student is at least 24 billion times more powerful. In episode 304, Caulifla trips on an ice cube and dies and she has to be revived by the dragon balls, but after being revived Gohan Blanco stares into her eyes and the look from his gaze kills her again and she doesn't come back this time.
In the tier above Caulifla, we have Kuririn and literal dirt. That's right, literal dirt is more powerful than Caulifla. Caulifla lost a fist fight against a handful of dirt that Gohan threw at her, and as we all know, Kuririn is a disgrace to the rest of his team and he has a power level of only 106.
On F tier we see Goku, Vegeta, and Trunks when he enters "Broly Mode". None of them did anything important, and Vegeta God is from the manga which is NOT CANON.
On E tier we have Goku Black and Grandma Goku. Some people might think that Grandma Goku was powerful, but it was a lie, all of his ultra instinct energy came from Gohan.
D tier is comprised of Cauliflaw's superior student, Kale, as well as Vegeta Azul and El Hit. There is nothing interesting about these characters, they simply just exist.
As we all know, Goku is always on top of Vegeta, so, he gets his own tier that's right above Vegeta!
Now we are starting to see some big boys. Freezer Dorado, Lord Puddingcups, and CHADHAN in his ultimate state.
In A tier we have Zeno and Rolf, some might wonder why Rolf is in the same tier as ZENO and, if you haven't been following the lore, in episode 1,028 Rolf ties Zeno in thumb-war.
Finally we reach the two most iconic DB characters of all time: Gohan Blanco and his evil father El Grande Padre. El Grande Padre was the original super saiyan and Gohan was the second super saiyan but Gohan was born with more power, so El Grande Padre tried to kill him but Gohan got away.
When Gohan Blanco defeats El Grande Padre, he transforms into his TRUE FORM and Shaggy is too occupied fighting Red Shaggy to intervene.
Gohan's last resort is to transform into Gohan Calvo, which sacrifices speed for strength, but he starts to win the fight against El Grande Padre now.
El Grande Padre becomes scared of losing so he orders Red Shaggy to transform into SSJ4 and use all of his energy in one attack to kill Gohan. Red Shaggy fires a kamehameha with all of his energy and Gohan is defeated, Shaggy is angered and transforms into Shaggy Blanco and kills Red Shaggy.
Cell Dorado arrives, and he respects NO ONE besides Gohan so he tries to bring Gohan back to life but is stopped by EL HERMANO. The fight between Cell and El Hermano takes over 300 episodes finally ending when Cell loses. During Gohan's last breath he sees Cell fall and out of sadness he transforms into Gohan Blanco One Hundred Por Ciento and kills El Hermano and El Grande Padre in one ULTIMATE MASENKO with all of his energy. Then he and Shaggy go to eat Scooby Snacks together, and the series ends.