School *

>Slow day in Equestria
>You wake up and scratch your back as you walk to the bathroom
>You look in the mirror at the handsome bitch staring back
>You flex
>Dat muscle tone
>You shit shower and sharpen your pencils
>Wait wat
>Oh yeah you have a test in school today
>Fucking Twilight making you go to school
>It's not your fault that you don't know the names of places
>That was really the only reason she sent you to school
>Fucking Geography
>There's a knock on the door
>You answer it and Fluttershy is there
>She has a teacher outfit on
>"It looks like you failed your test big boy..."
Teachers are not my fetish Shy.
>She flutters off
>Fack dat bitch
>You arrive at school on time
>The seats don't fit you so you sit on a chair
>Your desk is your lap
>Cheerilee doesn't give 3 shits about you
>There is a tap on the window next to you
>Fluttershy opens up the window
>"Are foals your fetish?"
>You shake your head
>"What about tests?"
Will you get the fuck out of here?!
>She dips out fast and Cheerilee is staring daggers at you
>"Get up and go to the corner!"
Do I ha-
>"NOW!"
>You jump the fuck up and go to the corner
>She puts a dunce cap on you
Is this necces-
>"Excuse me?!"
Sorry.
>"That's what I thought."
>She passes out the papers
>Question one
>"What is the capital of New Colt?"
>Fuck you remember this...
>Alpony! That's it.
>You write Alpony
>Next question
>"Who founded Equestria?"
>What the fuck? She never taught this...
>You write Celestia
>There is a tap on the window in the corner
>Why the fuck is there even a window in the corner?
>Fluttershy holds up a sign that says
>"Is being humiliated in front of your classmates your fetish?"
>You mouth no and continue the test
>Next question
>"Why do we not go into the forest?"
>These questions are retarded
>You write "Because it is dangerous."
>Fluttershy taps again
>You look up
>She scratched out the word classmates and replaced it with friends
>The rest of the mane 6 are out there giggling their asses off
>You mouth fuck you
>She puts a hoof to her ear
>You whisper
Fuck you.
>She puts a hoof to her ear again
I SAID FUCK YOU!
>They all hide behind things and Cheerilee comes over
>"ANONYMOUS! I WILL NOT HAVE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IN MY CLASSROOM!"
What English?
>Wrong move
>She drags you outside
>"Finish the test out here. When you're done come back in and sit in the corner."
>Fuck...
>Back to the test
>Last question
>"What is my full name?"
>This bitch
>Fuck....
>You write down "FAGGOT" and then put a thin line across it
>Then you write down "Miss Cheerilee"
>You go back inside and hand her the test
>You sit back in the corner of the class
>All of the foals are talking and having fun
>You hear her shuffle the papers
>About six minutes later she speaks
>"Anonymous. Come here now."
>Shit she must be pissed
>You stand up and walk to her
>You stand in front of Cheerilee
>She stands up
>You decide to play with her
Am I in trouble?
>You say in a kiddish voice
>She steps out from behind her desk and spins you around to face the class
>"No actually. You are the only one in the class that passed with 100%! Give a round of applause for Anon!"
>All the foals start clopping their hooves together
>You turn back around to her
Really? How?!
>"None of the fillies knew my first name!"
>Wait her name is Miss?
>Wat
Um...thanks?
>The school bell rings releasing all of you
>You walk out
>Fluttershy comes up to you
>"Is getting an A your fetish?"
Fuck you Fluttershy.