DOOM Anon (Discontinued)

Anon, AKA Doom Guy, Joins the UAC Marines and gets promptly kicked out for disobeying an officer. As punishment, he is sent to mars. But when he gets there, he finds a stowaway on board his shuttle.


>Chapter 1: Mars

>"FUCK!"
>You slam your massive fist into the table as a panda anthro repeats the statement
"You're going to mars for disobeying a direct order from an officer. Your mars shift will end on October 30th 2023."
>It's 2021
>You will be away from your wife for 2 years
>Because you wouldn't fire on civilians
>Fuck the UAC
>You grab your shit and stomp off to the shuttle
>Once inside, you throw your shit into the luggage rack above and break it
>Oops
>The luggage rack door falls off
>Double oops
>When you take a seat, you buckle your seat belt and prepare for takeoff
>There's nobody on this shuttle except you and somebody in a cloak
>Fucking weirdo
>The shuttle rumbles and you take off towards space
>You plug your ear phones into the shuttle's jack and turn on some heavy metal to calm you down

>20 minutes later
>The shuttle is in orbit and the window shutters close
>A computerized voice comes over the coms, interrupting your heavy metal
"The portal to mars will open in 5...4...3-"
>The shuttle shakes violently, eliciting a slight eep from the cloaked figure
>You put your headphones into your phone
"2...1...Portal opened, commencing jump. Do not look out the windows if the shutters fail, you will go blind."
>The shuttle lurches forward and the poorly maintained shutters show extremely bright red light through bends in the shutters
>You close your eyes and turn up the heavy metal
>Good shit

>10 hours later
>You're awoken from your nap by a lurch in the shuttle
>You grab the seat back and try to strangle it, when you realize it's nothing and you're in a shuttle
>You had a dream you were fighting demons or something
>You feel something grab your arm and you whip your head around
>It's the cloaked figure
>Wait, is that...
>"Bun buns?"
>She takes her cloak off and pecks your cheek
>You close your eyes and smile
>Wait, no
>FUCK BUN BUNS IS HEAR
>"What are you doing here?!"
>She shrinks away at your sudden verbal assault
"S-s-sorry anon, I j-just wanted to c-come with you so I could-"
>"No no no no no! You can't come here! IT'S EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!"
>She shrinks back even more, on the verge of tears
"I-I-I-I-I-I j-j-j-just w-w-"
>"NO YOU NEED TO GO BACK! I NEED A FLIGHT ATTENDANT!"
>You smash the flight attendant call button
>It breaks
>Fuck
>She's crying now
>Oh fuck what did you do now?
>You yelled at your bun buns and now she's sad
>You're fucking dumb
>"Buns, I'm sorry I just don't want you to get hurt. Come here."
>You pull her into a hug and she returns it
>You are as gentle as you can possibly be with her
>She's sobbing into your shoulder and you rub her ears
>She stops sobbing and just sniffles every now and again
>Her name is Alice Anonson
>She's your bunny wife
>She's also the only thing that keeps you sane, aside from copious amounts of heavy metal
>But this place is incredibly dangerous, with reports of people just disappearing on space walks and shit
>You didn't want your bun buns to get dead
>You break the hug and a flight attendant comes
"You called sir?"
>"Is it possible to turn around?"
"Nope, we don't have the fuel for a jump bac- who are you?"
>She points an accusing finger at your bunny
>You give her a death glare
>She backs the fuck off
>She also manages to faint
>From a look
>lmao
>Your bun buns looks at you and giggles
>You laugh back and sit back in your seat

>About 1 hour later
>You finally landed and are departing from the shuttle
>The flight attendant lady woke up in the middle of re-entry and fainted again
>When you get out, your bun buns draws the eyes of many different marines
>You give them your death stare and they back off
>Being ripped and scary as fuck is awesome
>When you got inside the base, the quartermaster got on the PA
>"Anon, come to the armory to get your armor and weapons."
>Fuck yeah, guns
>You power walk with your bunny in tow
>She's not walking anymore, rather hopping to keep up
"Anon wait up!"
>You forget you're pretty much a fucking rocket
>You slow down and your bunny catches her breath
>You lift your bun buns on your shoulder and start power walking again
>After about a minute's walk and many surprised looks, you reach the armory
>The armorer is there, looking like he saw a ghost
"Y-you're fast."
>You flex a bit and your bun buns hops down
>"Got anything for the little lady here? She's a UAC recruit and hasn't been registered yet. I'm training her here as part of my punishment."
>He rolls his eyes and grabs a smaller armor set with bulges for boobs
>heheh boob bulges
>NO, BAD PENIS
>He hands your bun buns the armor and you show her how to put it on
>Once she latches it all in place, she moves it a bit
>It whips her around and locks, sensing the typical movements of a beginner
>You chuckle and put your armor on
>It makes you look even more manly than before
>You flip your helmet around to the face and see a red marking on it
>"What's this shit on the front?"
>You show it to him
>He shrugs
"Higher ups specified you wear this specific set of armor. Dunno why, just want you too."
>k
>You flip your helmet around and pull it over your head
>It's a snug fit
>You power it up and the helmet outline disappears as it projects what the helmet obscures
>Nice
>It's a MK V system with hydraulic boosters and fall compensation
>Not the best, but it'll do
>Your bun buns has a newer MK VI by the look of things
>It has the lockout system so it doesn't fling the user into a wall
>You know this from personal experience
>You rub your head subconsciously thinking about it
>You look back to see your bun buns stuck in a very funny pose
>Like she's being pulled away from you
>You press a button on her side and it unlocks the armor
>"Take it slow, very slow and deliberate movements."
>She takes it slow and eventually gets used to it
>"Good, let's go to the treadmill and get you used to walking in it."
>After about an hour, she started to get the hang of it
>After falling about 20 times and getting locked out 19 out those 20
>It managed to fling her into a wall before locking it up
>She just laughed it off every time
>Your tough little bun buns
>You turn the treadmill up to 30 MPH and she's trying not to hop
>"Don't hop! It'll fling you into a wall like last time. Just run with it."
>She does as she's told and begins running with it
>After about 20 minutes of this, you turn the treadmill down and she collapses from exhaustion
"D-did I d-do good?"
>"You did better than I did when I first used the armor
>You lie to her
>You got it on your 3rd try
>She smiles at this and gets back up
>Taking her helmet off, it's filled up to her neck in sweat
>Fuck, the sweat vents aren't open
>You tap another button on her side and sweat drips out from your poor bun buns
>"I'm going to carry you to the canteen and get you something to drink. I doubt you can walk after you lost this much water."
>She tries to get up but fails
>You pick her up and power walk to the canteen, eliciting more stares and gasps from marines
>You set her down on the bench and grab a Dr. Pepper
>Not your first choice, but she loves the shit
>You grab yourself a Sunkist and set her Dr. Pepper down in front of her
>She opens the drink and chugs it all down
"More."
>You run over and grab a large mug and fill it with the drink
>She begins chugging the entire mug when she stops, eyes wide
"Bathroom!"
>"Down the hall, past the janitor's closet."
>She runs to the bathroom
>After about 10 minutes, she's back
>She chugs the rest of her drink and you begin to drink yours
>She slumps down and falls asleep on the table
>Fuck
>You just realized you can't drink through your helmet
>After you take off your helmet, you drink your Sunkist and grab your bun buns
>She hiccups in her sleep and you take her to your room
>After you open the door, you see all your shit is already here
>Fucking nano machines
>You set her down and tuck her in the top bunk
>You take off your armor and put on your underoos
>You hop into bed and fall asleep almost immediately

>Chapter 2: Rip and Tear
>You wake surrounded by darkness and heat
>So much heat
>In front of you there's a faint red glow coming from an opening
>You run towards the opening and almost fall off a ledge
>You hear screaming and crying down below
>After thinking for a while, you jump down 15 feet and land with a loud thud
>After picking yourself off the ground, you hear it more clearly
>Screams coming from deeper in the chasm
>For what seemed like hours, you jumped down from ledge to ledge
>All the while, the screams getting louder
>You finally reach the bottom and you see the source of the light
>Lava
>Lots of lava
>Wait, are there people in there?
>PEOPLE!
>You run towards the boiling hot lava, disregarding your own safety to help a hand sticking out of the lava
>When you pull it up, there's nothing but half a skeleton remaining
>Gross
>You drop it and look around some more
>Holy fucking shit
>There's creatures here
>Disgusting abominations all around
>One of them sees you and screeches
>Oh fuck
>You look around for anything to defend yourself and find a rather large and sturdy looking bone
>It screeches louder and throws fucking fire at you
>Not today fucker
>You roll off to the side and run along a path to the monster
>It's eyes go wide as you slam the bone into it's face, decapitating it
>The bone shatters with a loud crack and you find yourself defenseless again
>Then, something else happens
>A voice from above
"He's the one."
"Are you sure? He could be-"
"I'm sure. Now let him wake, this is no time for games. Especially with the reckoning at hand."
>You wake up with a start and the whole bed shakes
>A fleeting voice in your head whispers
"Rip and teaaaarrrr~"
>K
>You get out of bed and start putting on your armor
>Wait, where's your bun buns?
>You look at the time and it's almost 10 AM
>FUCK YOU'RE LATE!
>Working faster to get your armor on, you grab your helmet and run out the door
>Sitting by the door is a small box with your name on it
>It says in shitty scribbles
'u forgot ur gun idiot'
>Fuck
>You open it up and grab the weapon inside
>It's actually 2 weapons
>A pistol and a double barrel shotgun
>Nice
>A few boxes of ammo lay beneath them and when you touch them, they disappear
>Fuckin what?
>You take your double barrel shotgun in your hand and open the chamber
>2 loaded shells sit in both barrels
>Nice 2.0
>You click it closed and look around you
>Wait, what?
>What the fuck is this red shit on the walls?
>You stick your gloved finger in it and see it's blood
>Fresh blood
>A voice comes over your coms
>It's your bunny
"Anon! These things came through a portal and started tearing through everyone! HURRY! THEY'RE AT THE ARMORY NOW AND ARE TRYING TO GET IN!"
>Oh fuck
>"On my way."
>You click the coms off and hear gun shots in the distance
>Grabbing your phone, you set the playlist to 'IN CASE OF FIREFIGHT PLAY ME'
>Connecting an AUX jack to your helmet, you hit play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
>Fuck wrong song
>You swiped down and hit the playlist again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGK1dr-Ql0w
>Fuck yeah
(IDKFA is superior to all fite me)
>You check your pistol and see a round in the chamber and a magazine in the grip
>Time to rip and tear
>A UAC marine rounds the corner and you wave
>His helmet is off and his armor is ragged
>But the most distinguishing thing was his eyes
>They glowed yellow
>Oh fuck
>He noticed you and his eyes change to red
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>He points his pistol at you and fires
>The shot smacks into your right breast plate, burying itself into your armor
>Oh no you didn't
>You aim your shotgun at him and pull the trigger
>BUDOOM!
>Both barrels let loose a swarm of buckshot, tearing through the man like he was paper
>Very bloody paper
>You run past the bloody corpse to see the color in his eyes is gone
>He's reaching for you and sputtering
"H-help me!"
>You debate for a bit, and decide to lift him over your shoulder
>As you run past a hallway, you find a med bay
>You grab one of the glowing blue medical viles and attach a syringe to it
>It's a big fucking thing and you slam the needle in his chest
>The blue liquid drains quickly, eliciting a sigh of relief from the marine
>He gets up and you hand him his pistol
>He gladly accepts it and begins following you towards the armory
>Or attempting to anyways
>You had to walk just so he could keep up
>When you rounded the corner to the armory, you saw more marines with the glowing red eyes
>That shit's creepy
>But you looked closer and saw something disturbing
>Flying skulls
>And one of those things from your dream that threw fire
>Fucking metal dude
>The marine to your left slams into you and you grab him before he falls
>The impact creates enough noise to attract the attention of the group banging on the door
>They look at you and screech
>You aim your shotgun at them
>Click
>OH FUCK YOU FORGOT TO RELOAD
>You quickly open the shotgun breach and dump the shells out
>The brown things throw a fireball at you and you jump to the right
>Wait, where are the shells?
>The thing screeches when it finds out it missed
>You feel 2 things in your hands and slam them into the shotgun almost instinctively
>You clack the shotgun closed and pulled both triggers
>BUDOOM
>The marine in front gets liquefied and the 2 creatures behind him are severely wounded
>You reload the shotgun, this time with a bit more pep
>You clack the shotgun close and pull a trigger
>BOOM
>You aim at another disgusting goon
>BOOM
>They both drop like a sack of shit
>The flying skull turns around in mid air and fire erupts from it
>Fuck
>You try to reload but you have no more shells
>Before you can draw your pistol, the marine to your left fires his at the skull
>The skull explodes and fire erupts from it
>3 more skulls round the corner and screech at you menacingly
>You draw your pistol and take aim
>BLAM BLAM BLAM
>You put 3 shots into one of the skulls before it explodes, taking the other 2 with it
>You holster your pistol and sling your shotgun before running to the armory
>You open the door and your bun buns is laying on the floor
>Everybody do the dinosaur
>Not really
>You crouch down and see your bunny has her helmet on, but it's cracked in the middle
>She's crying
>Maybe if you,
>You take off her helmet and toss it aside
>You reach out and rub her ears
>Her crying stops and is replaced with the occasional sob as she melts to your touch
>You give her a soft smile through your helmet and she stands again
"I-I think I'm good. W-we can get moving again."
>You pick up her helmet and she picks it back up
>After finding a glowing green piece of something, you slap it on the helmet and it repairs itself
>Fucking magic
>You grab a piece for yourself and the piece magnetizes to your bullet hole
>The bullet pops out and your armor is fully repaired
>Whatever, the metal won't wait forever
>Hey that rhymes
>You see some weapons on the shelf and check them out
>More double barrel shotguns, a few pistols, and a- Oh hello there
>You see a plasma rifle sitting in a glass case
>Come to papa
>You smash the glass case and take it
>Mine now
>You grab some more shotgun ammo and it magnetizes to your hands before disappearing
>Fucking magic
>You load your shotgun and help your bun buns up
>She grabs a pistol and loads it, getting startled when the ammo disappears into her hand
>"It's magic."
>You walk up to the door and it beeps at you
"UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL, PLEASE STAY STILL AND WAIT FOR AUTHORITIES"
>Fuck that
>You grab the door and heave it up
>It struggles against your might, but you eventually lift it high enough for your marine buddies and bunny to get through
>You roll under the door and it slams shut
>You check the plasma rifle and see it has no ammo
>Gotta fix that
>You throw a blue cylinder into the plasma rifle and it whirs to life
>Fuck yeah, rock n roll
>You open the door to your right and see a big fucking thing with horns and goat feet
>It looks at you and roars
>You let out a roar in response and charge the plasma rifle
>You hear 3 beeps and fire the plasma rifle
>A wall of 10 plasma balls flew towards the monster as it threw green balls of it's own towards you
>You grab your bunny and pull her out of harms way, leading to your marine buddies getting disintegrated
>Ok, don't get hit
>You fire a burst of plasma from the rifle and it slaps the demon in the face
>It screeches at you and charges
>Oh fuck
>You step on a med kit that's painted black and it's picked up automatically
>You felt your blood boil, your muscles pulse, and your anger turn to uncontained rage
>"FUCKING KILL!"
>You grabbed the rushing monster by the horns and stood your ground
>The metal playing in your speakers has melded into your thoughts
>You ripped the horn off it and watched it scream in agony
>You gripped the horn with both hands and slammed it straight into the skull of the creature
>It's skull caved in and the ground shook as it fell
>You look around and see 3 more fire throwers and 4 skulls
>Bring it on
>The Fire throwers attempted to jump on you, but you grab them mid flight, crushing their necks
>The last one tried to throw a fireball at you, but you easily dodged it
>It let out a screech and the skulls flew at you
>You grabbed 2 of them and threw one on the ground and one at a third skull
>You let the 4th one come close and grabbed it's eyesockets
>You lined up a pitch and chucked it straight at the Fire guy
>It slammed into the fire thing's head at almost 120 MPH and completely exploded it's head
>This also destroyed the flying skull
>Damn you're good
>You feel yourself calm down and get on your knees
>Holy fuck you're tired
>You feel a hand grab you from behind and look around
>You see your bun buns standing there with a look of fear and sadness
>Oh shit what did you do now?
>She just pulls you into a hug and you return it gently
"Wh-what's happening anon?! I wanna go home!"
>You look at her visor and turn your head away
>"Buns, there's only one way out. We gotta-"
>A roar is heard from behind your buns and something comes through her chest
>She looked down and back up at you with wide eyes
>"NOOOO!"
>Her eyes flutter closed and she falls limp
>Behind her, you can only see a glowing pair of eyes
>A laugh came out of the walls and you felt it walk away
>You fell to your knees and looked through the hole in your bunny
>A voice comes into your head
"Rip and tearrrrrrr~"
>A bell sounds and you get up
>Forwhomst'd've'ly'er'estthebelltolls.mov
>Picking your double barrel off the floor, you flick it open, loading rounds into the barrel
>You flick it up and aim around the room
>A growl sounds from the corner of the room
"Rip and tearrrrrr~"
>You coil your legs and prepare to charge
>A roar is heard and glowing yellow eyes come flying towards you
"Rip and tearrrrrr~"
>You point the shotgun forwards
>"RIP AND TEAR!"
>You charge forward and tackle the monster to the ground
>It flashed into view for a moment and you aimed for it's head
>Pulling both triggers back, the head exploded into meaty chunks as the cloak wore off
>You loaded more rounds and 3 more uncloaked around you
>Your scowl couldn't get any harder
>You pull out the plasma gun and charge it
>The gun beeps, signaling the beasts to charge
>You pointed the plasma gun to the right and the shotgun to the left
>You let both fire at the same time before tossing them aside
>You put your weight forward and kicked the beast in the face with full force
>It skids back and so do you
>You recover faster as it stumbles around, dazed and confused
>You charged and grabbed it by its lower teeth
>Pulling with all your might, you dislodged a tooth from its mouth
>You flipped it around and stabbed it's neck, dragging the tooth along it like a dagger
>The beast gurgled and stumbled before falling limp
>You let out a war cry before picking your weapons up and running for the next door
>You stored your shotgun and charged the plasma rifle for another blast
>A fire guy stares at you and screeches
>The plasma gun sparks and lets loose 10 shots towards the fire thrower
>The plasma converges, consuming the demon before melting it
>You toss the plasma gun in the air while it cools as you draw your shotgun
>A marine fires a shotgun in your direction, missing entirely
>You send a blast of 8 gauge towards it and the top half of their body is torn apart
>You grab the plasma gun and charge it again
>A version of the invisible things was charging you
>No
>You fired the plasma gun at it, turning it to goo
>You holstered it before drawing the pistol