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- Dr. Taconymous
- >You pulled your car off Mane Street and into the staff parking lot of Canterlot General Hospital.
- >Navigating your way past the fleet of stationary vehicles until you'd nearly reached the end where your own reserved spot was located.
- >Marked by the little sign at the end bearing your name and title.
- >Dr. Anonymous
- >You let out a sigh before mumbling to yourself.
- "Another day at the office..."
- >Turning off the ignition and throwing the keys into your coat pocket, you checked to make sure all your things were in order before you began to open the door.
- >At the same moment your felt your phone vibrating against your leg.
- "I wonder who that could be..."
- >Your cyan friend Sonata Dusk had been giving you regular wake up texts for the past month during the current health pandemic.
- >These had also been accompanied by what you could only describe as very unorthodox morning motivational talks.
- >The kind only a girl like her could come up with.
- >You'd tried to assure her that while you appreciated the concern, she didn't have to go to the trouble.
- >But the little taco destroyer had been fiercely adamant about 'doing her part' to help keep you going.
- >You hadn't recieved one of these pep talks yet this moring.
- >And thus figured she'd just slept in and you'd have to go without.
- >Evidently not.
- >You reached into your pant's pocket and pulled out your phone, the screen turning on once the camera caught your face.
- >The familiar sight of a text message notification glaring back at you had become basically a ritual at this point.
- >Though you admitted to yourself that it was still a welcome one.
- >You unlocked the device and clicked onto the messaging app.
- >Re-entering into the digital testimony of your dealings with the blue devil you began to read her latest remarks:
- >[Sonata]GOOD MORNING ANON! SUPER SORRY!!!
- >Dagi made wffles and i forgot to text u... :/
- >but i remembered again! so im ready to start when u r bud!
- >[Anon] It's alright Sonata. Go ahead. But I need to go to work soon so it has to be quick okay?
- >K! no problem!
- >You braced yourself as you saw the indication that the ponytailed oracle was busy at work, typing out her wisdom.
- >You tapped your left hand's fingers on the car door somewhat impatiently as you waited.
- >Leaning your head back on the seat's headrest, waiting.
- >Any moment now...
- >The time on the top of your phone's screen climbed another digit closer to the beginning of your morning shift.
- >Then another.
- >And another.
- >And ANOTHER.
- >Sonata must have been really serious about this one.
- >Perhaps she had been wanting to make up for her tardiness?
- >"Thats definitely possible" you thought to yourself outloud.
- >Sonata was not necessarily the most conscientious of the Dazzlings, but she could be the most stubborn.
- >At least when it came to certain things.
- >Regardless of how perplexing they might have seemed to those around her.
- >Another digit higher.
- >[A]You writing a book? lol
- >You made the joke half hoping it might accelerate the current procession under way.
- >More typing.
- >As your hand reached to open the handle and the other began returning your phone to your pocket, the moment you'd been waiting for arrived.
- >Be like a taco. Be calm and delicious,
- >Be at peace with yourself(and mostly nutritious),
- >Be strong and courageous, like a crisp tortilla shell,
- >But not too hard to never break or let go and say 'oh well',
- >]S]Be kind and warm inside your heart just like the juicy meat.
- >Be hot and spicy with your sauce, whatever 'sauce' may bring the heat.
- >Or if no sauce, then that's cool too.
- >Be cool and fresh like lettuce do.
- >Stay well hydrated like greens require, and staying as sweet as you can.
- >And last but not least, you stay cheesy Nonny,
- >My loveable big green man.
- >You smirked as you read over the taco poetry('tacoetry?') a few times, feeling mixed emotions.
- >All positive ones.
- >You also didn't fail to notice the sudden improvement in spelling and punctuation.
- >She could be quicker than she let on alot of the time.
- >But only in Sonata's types of interests it seemed.
- >Otherwise, you got the remaining attention and concentration.
- >But luckily the affection never changed its frequency.
- >[A]Thanks Sonata. That was great.
- >:3
- >don't be jellous tho. ur still better than most tacos.
- >[A]Most huh?
- >jk!
- >talk later!
- >bye! xoxo
- >You put your phone back into your coat as you double checked the items in your office bag.
- >Opening the door and stepping through you gazed up at the massive edifice of your place of work.
- >Staring down on you.
- >Imposingly and demandingly.
- >Then you smiled and shrugged it off as you closed the door.
- >Fuck it. Let's go.
- Lunch call with Aria
- >You stepped through the door marked 'STAFF ONLY' in bold red letters and immediately turned right.
- >An advanced looking hand sanitizer dispenser stood guard on the wall as if daring you to pass without being addressed.
- >So like everyone else, you went through the procedure.
- >Then mumbled sardonically.
- "Never met anyone who liked my hands on them this much."
- >Turning around after you finished, you scanned the depressing area.
- >A few of your colleagues were with you, spread apart and looking paranoid and tired.
- >You recognized one and nodded to him.
- >He looked like he'd just been told his dog died.
- >Happy Days.
- >You walked over to the room's large professional fridge and retrieved your rations for the day.
- >After taking another look around the room you found a spot far enough from anyone else that it wouldn't break current etiquette.
- >Sitting down, you pulled your lunch items out of your brown paper bag and went through the itinerary.
- >Sandwiches? Check. Fruit? Check.
- >Weird toast-flavored soft drink Aria sent you from her tour in Maretonia?
- >Check.
- >She'd sent you two boxes of the stuff.
- >One Buttery flavored, one jam.
- >This one was jam.
- >Jam was the worst.
- >It tasted like a giant gummy bear had puked into your mouth.
- >The texture was just all wrong for a soft drink.
- >Like it was actually half jam instead of soda.
- >You ate your meal, jam-slime and all.
- >Not wanting to think about it any longer you took out your phone and began checking the list of voice messages.
- >You noticed one from Aria.
- >You pressed the appropriate number as you listened to her message begin.
- >Even before spoke you could tell something was off just by her breathing.
- >She sounded drunk.
- >Really drunk.
- >You'd gotten better at recognizing it lately.
- >"H-hey anon. I'm uh, I'm uh, like, ok kay. Yeah? I'm drunk. Obviously dweeb.
- >She gave a little laugh.
- >"Wanted to call you in the mid...middle of the night so you"d actually TALK to me without getting DISTRACTED!">She had hollered the last word straight into you.
- >You listened on as she took a few deep breaths to recover.
- >"so *huh* yeah *huh* whatever bro
- >She took a last calming breath before continuing on with your judgment and sentencing.
- >"Just d-don't bother calling b-back alright?"
- >The tone in her voice shifted to one softer and frail.
- >"If I want to know about you I'll just ask my sisters."
- >She groaned.
- >"I-I don't even know when they're gonna let us out and fly back and neither does A-Adagio."
- >You heard what sounded like her attempt to stifle a hiccup.
- >"D-damn i-it! Okay, whatever, we're d-done here loser!"
- >You sighed, speaking to recording.
- "Apparently not."
- >She once again resumed the browbeating.
- >"Y-you don't like what I do in my-my own free time? It's none of your business!"
- >She rolled out a cacophony of profanities and curses upon you.
- >You took the hits as you finished your sandwich and got ready to end the long-distance verbal thrashing.
- >You pulled your heard back at what you assumed was the sound of Aria's phone colliding with a wall.
- >The tirade ended there and you were given the instructions of what to do with it.
- >Save or delete.
- >You gave a sarcastic grunt.
- >Your sarcasm however didn't abate your sense of worry for the twintailed grump.
- >Alright. Fine
- >You clicked the option corresponding to your decision.
- >Save.
- >You switched to the call section on your phone's app and were about to select Aria's name before being interrupted.
- >Hearing the lunch room door hurriedly open you peered up to see an annoyed looking Nurse Redheart.
- >Even through the mask it was easy to tell she was worried.
- >"Doctor? Doctor you're wanted in room 332B with Mr. Strudel. He wants to voice his complaints over the desserts served with yesterday's lunch."
- >More complaints.
- >Wonderful.
- "Yes, I'll be there in a minute."
- >"Sir, he's very insistent.
- >You didn't doubt that at least.
- >You let out a sigh and looked back at her sapphire eyes.
- "Tell him for the last time that the Jell-O is not infected with COVID-19."
- >The pale gray woman wasn't having it.
- >She rolled her eyes and kept on.
- >"Doctor, if you come he'll calm down. It It won't take that long. Now you've finished your lunch and I have a lot of rooms to cover. So can we please get this over with?"
- "It can wait! Alright!?"
- >It had come out louder than you'd intended.
- >And angrier.
- >Damn it.
- >You couldn't let the stress get to you.
- >Certainly not like this.
- >You were a professional.
- >So act like one.
- >You took a deep breath and lowered your voice as you looked at the slightly upset nurse.
- "I'm sorry. Tell Mr. Strudel I'll be there as soon as I can. I'm making an urgent call and it won't be long."
- >The nurse have a reluctant nod but made no further protest before turning back to the lunchroom door.
- >You redirected your to your phone and made the call.
- >It rang long enough that you became worried she wasn't going to answer before you heard her enter the call.
- >"Hey."
- "Hey"
- >Neither of you said anything for a moment.
- >Both quietly debating on how best to proceed.
- >She spoke up first, sounding slightly anxious.
- >"So, I'm sorry about earlier. I got pretty blasted. Just being stupid I guess. Heh."
- "How often you been getting blasted at three a.m. lately?"
- >She scoffed over the phone.
- >"Whatever Anonymous. Like you can talk."
- >She did have something of a point there. >Your own sobriety was far from consistent sometimes.
- >Even so.
- "I'm no saint, sure. But you've been getting more and more reliant on it and Adagio tells me you sometimes go on for days."
- >Aria began to sound irritated.
- >"Well, she's a manipulative bitch. Not that it matters since it's my choice not hers."
- >'You go along with her manipulations too' you thought to yourself.
- >But that wasn't the point here.
- "And you think that choice is a good one?"
- >"Not like there's anything else to do. Everything's shut down thanks to your little bat virus."
- "I know it sucks. But it won't last forever. You don't have to dive into every bottle you come across on the street."
- >She gave a little laugh at her own expense.
- >"We can barely go out on the streets here. Local government is really cracking down."
- "Regardless, I want you to try and take it easy for a while. You may not have to worry about getting sick but that doesn't make you invincible."
- >She gave out sarcastic groan than usual.
- >"Yeah, yeah. I said I'm sorry didn't I?"
- >You sighed.
- "Apology accepted, admiral."
- >She gave another tiny laugh before her voice became softer.
- >"So what are you doing now?"
- "Just finished lunch."
- >Her response sounded very mischievous.
- >"Oh I see."
- >You knew what she was going to ask next.
- >She knew you hated it.
- >But she also knew you didn't want to admit it and quit drinking.
- >For then you would forever be deemed a wimp in her eyes as she had declared.
- >You didn't want to give her the satisfaction.
- >And this gave her much joy as a means of teasing you with.
- >Pretty ironic given the circumstances.
- "It was decent. The apple was–"
- >She snickered.
- >"Did you have some Calsoda with it?"
- >You cringed internally.
- "Uh... yeah. The jam one."
- >Aria's voice brightened as she learned of your most recent digestive torture.
- >"Nice. I freaking love that stuff. It's like a whole different toast experience, you know?Way better than using Adagio's toaster."
- >You paused for a moment to absorb these undoubtedly genuine remarks and powerful insights.
- >You looked up at the clock on the other side of the lunch room, remembering Mr. Strudel's was summoning for you.
- >Then you asked the girl on the other end a serious question.
- "Are you sure you're okay?"
- >A long pause.
- "If you're not, you can tell me. You don't have to bottle it in by emptying bottles."
- >She didn't say anything for a long pause.
- >"I am. I guess. I just... you know."
- "What Aria? What is it?"
- >She grumbled to herself crankily.
- >"I just... I just really sort of miss you I guess. There I said it."
- >The last part came out with an irritated send off.
- >And you sensed a blushing Aria was awaiting your reply with some trepidation.
- >You felt a slight wash of relief come over you as well as a tinge of sadness.
- "I miss you too."
- >She gave a nervous laugh.
- >"Shut up, man."
- >You smiled. Wondering if she could sense it without seeing.
- >She probably wouldn't want to admit it either way.
- "I've got to go. I'll call again as soon as I'm free alright?"
- >Aria's voice stole into your ears again.
- >"Okay. I know you're busy. We'll talk later."
- "Keep your chin up."
- >You thought for a second.
- "And I don't mean when you're throwing back."
- >She gave another one of her laughs.
- >"You're so lame dude. Seriously it's embarrassing some times."
- >You're welcome.
- >You checked the time again.
- "Got to get going. Bye."
- >"Bye Anon."
- Video Call with Adagio
- >You'd practically run through your front door as you fumbled through your articles of clothing for the key to unlock it.
- "Damn it! Where are they?"
- >You searched your coat.
- >No luck.
- >You searched your pants.
- >Still no luck.
- >You even searched your office carrier bag.
- >Not there either.
- >You couldn't even hear them.
- >Not over your own panicking that was.
- "Shit! Shit! Shit! Where are you, you bastard?"
- >As if in answer to their rightful title, the items in question were retrieved from the deep recesses of one of the previous pocket you'd swore you'd already checked.
- >You gave a sigh of relief as you jammed the small piece of metal in the door's lock and stepped through the entrance.
- >As you closed the door behind, you retrieving the small but critical tool.
- >And for the millionth time made a solemn reminder to yourself never to misplace it again.
- >You restarted your run to your bedroom, hurriedly putting your keys in their resting place while tossing your bag to the side.
- >You were late.
- >And late to meet someone who hated tardiness.
- >You practically flew to your desk where you were expected several minutes ago.
- >You turned on your computer's monitor.
- >Luckily you hadn't turned the entire machine off that morning as now there wouldn't be any more time lost.
- >You clicked the proper shortcut on the screen and entered the video call with the one who'd been waiting for you.
- >The one whom you'd kept waiting.
- >You felt a small jolt of electricity run through you when you saw her come on screen:
- >Adagio Dazzle.
- >And what she'd been wearing.
- >Nothing but a black negligee with the accompanying bra and undergarments.
- >The former being accentuated with a tiny pink bow in the front.
- >The bright little sign of femininity contrasted sharply with it's darker surroundings.
- >Luckily it was accompanied by the bright glow of it's owners more exposed body parts.
- >Skin, hair, eyes...
- >You took in the sight for just a moment before finding the neurons to speak up.
- "Hey Adagio, sorry I'm late."
- >She just nodded with an expectant smile.
- >"Anonymous."
- >She made a cursory motion to check her phone.
- >"Hmm. You're right. You ARE late."
- >She emphasized the 'are' like a schoolteacher lecturing a student.
- >You knew that was coming from the moment the clock on your phone had exceeded the arranged meeting time.
- >You hadn't forgot, not the time at least.
- >But you might have forgotten just how punctual Adagio expected you to be.
- >But Adagio never forgot a thing.
- >And she never really forgave either.
- "I know. It was a busy day."
- >She narrowed her eyes at the generic excuse.
- >"You should have called to let me know you'd be delayed."
- >You gave a sheepish smile.
- "Heh, yeah... sorry about that. I had to make a call to Aria before we started."
- >You stopped to remember the other Dazzling had been a party to your discussion.
- "And Sonata might have helped prolong the delay."
- >You weren't tring to shift the blame, but usually showing some deference to the 'lead' siren was the best means of appeasing her.
- >Then it was golden.
- >However the sound of her sisters names taking such priority with you caused one of her eyebrows to rise.
- >She let out a tiny sigh thinking of how often they'd inconvenienced her without knowing it.
- >"Is that so? Well, we're both here now. So why don't you tell me all about your 'busy day'."
- >A warm smile came over her face that overshadowed whatever irritation had preceded it's arrival.
- >You took that as the sign you were in the clear.
- "Alright, well this morning..."
- >You proceeded to run down through the highlights of the day.
- >Nothing had been remarkably different, just more abundant.
- >But Adagio was interested.
- >Not a feigned interest either, like Sonata when listing alternative foods to tacos or Aria with anything related to what Sonata said.
- >Adagio genuinely listened. Like she wanted to know. It seemed gaining knowledge was one of her favorite means of accumulating more power.
- >It was hardly surprising.
- >Especially now with her magic 'temporarily unavailable' as she put it.
- >You concluded your daily summary and handed it off to her.
- "So yeah, that's about it. What about you?"
- >You threw her a small smirk.
- "Any closer to world domination?"
- >She caught it and tossed it back.
- >"Oh you know, this and that."
- >She examined her darkly colored, manicured nails in a nonchalant manner. >Practically demanding you to inquire deeper.
- >'Alright,' you thought to yourself 'I'll bite.'
- "Well? You're not going to leave me with just 'this and that' are you?"
- >Adagio gave you a look of mock surprise as she held her hands to her face.
- >"You don't like this?"
- >The same hands slowly slid down her neck and tugged at her bra straps.
- >"Or that?"
- >You doubted there were few alive who wouldn't.
- >And wondered how many who weren't alive because of it.
- >You raised your own eyebrow this time.
- "Well sure, but–
- >She broke you off with a teasingly indignant tone.
- >"Because I seem to recall you've always been satisfied with THIS...
- >She moved one hand towards her groin.
- >"...and THAT."
- >And moved the other to her backside.
- >You kept your eyes glued to the screen and tried to keep it cool.
- "I thought we were discussing the days events, not planning for the evening."
- >Adagio gave a chuckle.
- >"My plans are already in motion. As usual you're a step behind."
- >She continued her tugging motion on her lingerie, clearly enjoying your undivided attention.
- >You grinned and shrugged with happy defeat.
- >It seemed like the most you could do at that point.
- "Then by all means, take the lead."
- >She narrowed her eyes and peered at you more smugly now.
- >"Very well. But be careful what you wish for."
- >Freeing her hands from any erogenous locations, she proceeded to flip them and give you a better look at her freshly done nails.
- >"You like them? I had Sonata do them this morning after I showed her the proper technique."
- >You were somewhat jarred by the sudden shift but figured it best to oblige.
- >Taking a closer look at the colored keratin you noticed how much their hue resembled the eyes of their owner.
- >The sheen from the light they caught had also resembled the twinkle you'd seen in Adagio's gaze.
- >You blinked a few times, finally breaking your absorption with the ends of her digits long enough to vocalize a response.
- "Uh, yeah. They look great I guess...
- >Adagio seemed to be actually indignant at this.
- >"You guess?"
- >She huffed impatiently while rolling her eyes.
- >"Try looking deeper."
- >She moved herself and her fingers closer to the camera as the latter were danced back and forth.
- >You did as she asked, once again taking in the details of the look and texture of her ten nimble extremities.
- >Her voice became soft and soothing.
- >A rarity for most of those who knew her.
- >"Just watch my fingers go back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth."
- >Your felt your head slowly following the rhythm she had set as your eyes drooped to match her lidded ones.
- "Adagio? What are you doing?"
- >"Shhh. Don't talk Anon. Just close your eyes and listen."
- >She let out a satisfied grunt.
- >"Listen to the sound of my voice."
- >She started humming in a familiar melody.
- >It sounded like five notes on repeat.
- >It felt like silk running through your ears and coating over every crevice in your mind.
- >A shiver ran down your spine as the sound of fingernail meeting microphone accompanied her now whispering tone.
- >"Soon you'll feel you don't have a choice..."
- >Not only did you hear it, you felt it.
- >Something distinct inside your mind was declaring that fact.
- >That you needed to hear and feel whatever you were told.
- >That you didn't think you would stop listening or feeling even if you could.
- >Then another part of you smiled inwardly.
- >But you also knew you could.
- >Because you'd heard this voice before.
- >Because you knew who it was speaking for.
- >And trained yourself to recognize her.
- >And it would take more than some new nail polish for her to get one over you this time.
- >"Captured in the web of my song..."
- >You let a smile creep across your face as you opened one eye.
- >You lookedback at the hypno poof wannabe, her own eyes still shut.
- "Am I now?"
- >"Soon you will be singing–"
- >"What?"
- >Adagio's eyes shot open, her sultry expression falling like a ton of bricks only to replaced with surprise.
- >She scanned your shit-eating expression.
- >"But... how? It even worked on Sonata this time..."
- >Adagio looked genuinely upset with herself as her eyes darted back and forth searching for an explanation.
- "I know you've done this before you know. Albeit in different forms and to varying degrees of success."
- >At first it had been virtually impossible to resist her hypnotic suggestions, even without magic's involvement.
- >But over time you had managed to take hold of your conscious thoughts while in her trance until you could think freely while in subspace.
- >Much like you imagined lucid dreaming to feel like.
- >And now you could break free completely and actually wake up.
- >Adagio looked back at you directly, adjusting herself and the mic so she could commence conversing normally again.
- >"If you could do that, why couldn't she?"
- >You thought to yourself hard for a second about all the different ways Sonata's limited attention span might be subverted by this latest tactic.
- >Then you facepalmed.
- >It was so obvious.
- >You pulled your hand from your face and smiled at Adagio.
- "Sonata was being kind."
- >Adagio threw her head back at the word.
- >"What do you mean, 'Kind'? Are you saying she took pity on me by only pretending to fall under trance?"
- "Well it's possible. Or she might've simply been so relaxed and uninterested that her mind just allowed it to happen."
- >You thought about it for a few more seconds before expanding on the matter.
- "Extreme taco satiation can do that to you after all."
- >"I see."
- >The orange haired Dazzling did not look amused in the slightest about having just made a fool of herself on camera.
- >"Well then, I suppose that will have to conclude our little session for tonight Anonymous."
- >You didn't like the sound of that.
- >Wrapping things up so soon had not been your intention and you were beginning to regret causing Adagio to lose face for your own amusement.
- "I mean we don't have to stop now. You can try it with me again. Just let me relax a bit and–"
- >Adagio put up her hand to stop you from speaking.
- >That at least still worked.
- >"No, no. You've clearly shown me I no longer have the effect on you I thought I did. I won't waste your time any longer."
- >You definitely didn't like the sound of that.
- "Wait, Adagio! I'm sorry! It's not a waste of time! I was just kidding!"
- >She gave a heavy sigh and closed her eyes, a soft smile crossing her face.
- >"It's alright Anonymous."
- >There she went using your proper name again.
- >"We'll talk again later."
- "Adagio! Come on I just–"
- >You saw her eyes look over to the corner of her screen.
- >And then back to yours.
- >But this time the shit-eating grin was hers to bear.
- >She leaned in close to the microphone and with the sexiest tone of voice you imagined was possible as she finalized your denial.
- >"Next time don't be late."
- >You leaned back in your chair as she ended the call.
- >You stared up at your ceiling hopelessly and let out a groan.
- "Fucking quarantine."
- >Nothing but a black negligee with the accompanying bra and undergarments.
- >The former being accentuated with a tiny pink bow in the front.
- >The bright little sign of femininity contrasted sharply with it's darker surroundings.
- >Luckily it was accompanied by the bright glow of it's owners more exposed body parts.
- >Skin, hair, eyes...
- >You took in the sight for just a moment before finding the neurons to speak up.
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