Cooties

Infected one: *very dramatic* I was once like the other children,... normal ;-;. But then,I got COOTIES!!!!
*plays dramatic music and shows dramatic pictures and scenes*
infected one:It was the year 1996,
* macarana starts playing softly in background and a picture of tickle me elmo*
 infected one:I was at my local playground,ya know just doing my thing
*flash back scene, infected one is sitting on a park bench with tp roll and grass stuffed inside pretening to smoke with shades on*
Infected one: I was the king,I wore the burger king crown. I was the dopiest kid you'd ever seen. But then SHE walked on these rubbery grounds. *in disgusted tone* She was the ugliest creature I'd ever laid eyes on.*camera shot of girl walking tords infected one* I almost puked when I saw her approach me, but it only made sense that she wanted to hang with the coolest kid around, in this town, on this here playground.  She then continued to walk towards me, I could smell the desperation that was infused into her short stubby little body. *Camera shot of both of them sitting on a rickety old bench*   She sat next to me on my royal bench. I wasn't absolutely certain but I was like 100% sure she was flirting with me.
The infecter:*sniffling* can I barrow a tissue
* Mini Infected one shaking head and scooting away*
 Infected one: I was going to let her down gently, on to the ground far away from me but then, she touched my arm... No. She did not just touch me. I was attacked by the demon. I had taken my arm away from her beastly hands. I went to wash my arm.
*go back to camera shot of infected one present time*
 Sadly though all the kids had seen the treacherous girl do the act on me. My reputation… ruined. My social life...ruined. They even did the unthinkable and.... and... *pauses to wipe away tear* AND THEY TOOK AWAY MY HAT! *pauses once more to get self together* ok... ok... 
Camera man: *in uneasy tone* Hey.... Uhhh....  do u need a second to yourself real quick?
Infected one: * nods head *
-CUT SCENE-
*Goes back to same camera shot and shows infected one sitting down*
Infected one: Ok... So... *fades back to flash back, and runs to room with laptop* Later that day when i had gotten home, while my mom and dad were at work it was just me and my older brother at home. So I went on her laptop to look up if you can cure cooties. I really didn't want me family to know that I had cooties. I just didn't want them to look at me like how the kids at school were. * So I snuck the computer in to my room because i knew my brother would snoop up on me and stuff if i was in the living room and such. I could not find any consistent thing.*shows him dancing around a fire covered in gas and then eventually becoming on fire * One website said i needed to soak my body in gas and do an Indian chant around a fire.*Show infected one pouring bleach into a glass and drinking it* Another said i needed to drink bleach. and no one could prove them right. *shows him back in flash back in a bed room laying down on his bed* While i was reading up on one that said i should put a fork in an outlet my mom had suddenly walked into the room i had shut the laptop quickly and then my mom asked with a concerned face
*point camera at mom*
Mom: What are you doing?
 And i had said quickly
Mini infected one: " I was just uh... PLAYING A GAME!" and she seemed pretty chill about it until she had asked for her laptop i asked  
Mini infected one:  could quickly finish my game please mommy
Infected one: but she had grabbed the laptop before i could delete the pages and had looked at me with.... with just so much disgust in her eyes and *point camera at mom pointing at the door and yelling* banned me from our house and i only had *montage of mini infected one packing bags* 20 minutes to pack my bags until i had to abandoned the one place i had lived my whole life.*goes back to camera shot of infected one* I was homeless now and desperate for a cure... a family... someone... SOMEONE WHO COULD STILL LOVE ME WITH MY COOTIES! * Heavy breathing * (under breath says its ok... its ok...)  *fades back into flash back mini infecyted one is wandering around his neighborhood* We... I... had not had any family in my neighborhood you see and well I didn't have any type of maps with me and so i kinda just wandered around my neighborhood maybe someone would help me. I had walked all the way from my house to the gas station by our house which was not very far from our house. when i got there I asked for the cure for cancer,cancer as in drugs.The man,or woman I wast really sure, just looked at me and said
Gas Station man: *winking* I love you.
Infected one: *shows mini infected one quickly running away*I quickly ran to the nearest Pizza parlor,I realized quick I had no idea where I was. Then all of a sudden,it hit me.*camera zooms out to show sign that says raTchet viLle* I was in Ratchet-Ville.* goes back to camera shot of Mini infected one*I panicked and looked around only*shows pack of dogs eating grass* to see a pack of dogs eating what I thought was grass. I looked in the other direction and saw* switch camera shot to Hoe's pizza * Joe's pizza parlor.*shows Mini infected one running into Hoe's pizza*  I ran inside*shows mini infected one extremely happy* I fell right into the chest of a very,VERY handsome lucky cheese.He had beautiful puke green eyes,and the fur of a carpet. He stared deep into my eyes and said
Furry:...I know what you are.
Infected one: *With scared face runs to the library to try to find a cure one last time*
*Looks at last article on google page*
"In order to get rid of cooties you have to kill the one who gave it to you.
*Looks intensely in camera* "It must be done"
*stomps out of library and finds gun on the ground*
-skip to play ground-
*close up of infected
infected one: all right ladies and gents, yo time is up
child one: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY SAVE US *viciously cries*
infected ones: nobody is getting saved today, you can all thank your stupid head friend, Kennady
kennedy: wha?
Infected one: you gave me cooties, YOU SHALL PAY
*police sirens*
Children: YAYYYY
Infected one: oh crap *dashes into the woods*
*montage of infected one learning to live in the wild *
Infected one v/o: i learned to live alone free in the wild, free from family, free from people, FREE FROM JUDGMENT, I FELT SO ALIVE *Shaking violently* I WAS AMAZING I WAS FREE! To this day i am still trying to hunt down the demon who gave me this cursed disease...