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- ndercreeper1: yea (reply)
- To endercreeper1: are u really 20?
- To endercreeper1: u can trust me
- endercreeper1: yes i am (reply)
- Mody633: Hi.
- To endercreeper1: ok i believe u im so tired of everyone lying to me
- To endercreeper1: nobody said 1 truth to me in my life...
- To endercreeper1: and ur my friend so i believe u wont lie to me
- To endercreeper1: thank u for existing
- endercreeper1: well it's a first (reply)
- IndieHops: hey
- To Creedictator: ok i believe u im so tired of everyone lying to meTo endercreeper1: nobody said 1 truth to me in my life...To endercreeper1: and ur my friend so i believe u wont lie to meTo endercreeper1: thank u for existing
- endercreeper1: that someone told me i had a meaning (reply)
- To Creedictator: playing the guild card
- To endercreeper1: what do u mean?
- GummyWormm: shhhhh...
- SeanF5: Hithere.
- To Creedictator: wait you fuck you didnt tell me your age
- Creedictator: HAHAHAHAHA (reply)
- Creedictator: thank you for existing (reply)
- GummyWormm: hit here?
- Creedictator: oh god, i feel bad for him (reply)
- Creedictator: age4age pls (reply)
- To Creedictator: 18 you asshat
- Creedictator: wow rude (reply)
- endercreeper1: creed you have not met me so stop implying i'm gay and stuff
- Illegal_Temple: seriously
- Illegal_Temple: dont touch my friend
- Creedictator: 1-16 here (reply)
- GummyWormm: fight fight fight
- To endercreeper1: i plan to kill myself
- To Creedictator: really?
- Creedictator: yep. (reply)
- endercreeper1: me too (reply)
- To Creedictator: haha kid
- Creedictator: r-rude (reply)
- To Creedictator: get bent you scumbag
- endercreeper1: but don't (reply)
- SeanF5: Really?
- Creedictator: :^((( (reply)
- To Creedictator: i bet you get cancer
- SeanF5: I mean Hi There.
- SeanF5: GAWD#
- SeanF5: tno wait#
- GummyWormm: >.>
- Creedictator: you are cancer (reply)
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: i plan to kill myself
- SeanF5: BRB
- Creedictator: HAHAHAHA (reply)
- GummyWormm: <.<
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: me too (reply)
- To Creedictator: holy shit
- Creedictator: sync your suicide (reply)
- Creedictator: and do it on cam (reply)
- To Creedictator: HAHAHAH
- endercreeper1: <_< >_> modyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
- To Creedictator: tinycam suicide bff kawaii
- Creedictator: hahahahaha (reply)
- GummyWormm: O.O
- Creedictator: you could just take a suicide video off ED or 4chan (reply)
- To endercreeper1: why shouldnt i?
- To Creedictator: i need a kid suicide
- To Creedictator: i told him im 11
- Creedictator: wow great job (reply)
- Creedictator: how old is he? (reply)
- To Creedictator: still 20
- To Creedictator: ill get him down to 14
- To Creedictator: i just need to guilt him
- endercreeper1: you never know you could invest something awsome (reply)
- Creedictator: hahaha (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: you never know you could invest something awsome (reply)
- endercreeper1: where are you mody!
- To Creedictator: i dont want to try anymore thats it im done
- GummyWormm: everywhere
- Mody633: Everywhere.
- GummyWormm: .-.
- pain222: Come out, come out wherever you are Mody! :D
- endercreeper1: HI
- pain222: ._.
- Creedictator: you could invest something awesome (reply)
- GummyWormm: :O
- Mody633: Hello.
- Adoolah3: im bored ;-;
- Adoolah3: wat do i play?
- endercreeper1: YOU TOOK MY BED!!!!
- endercreeper1: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
- Creedictator: you could invest (reply)
- Creedictator: something awesome (reply)
- To endercreeper1: i know when some1 is lying to me
- Creedictator: something (reply)
- Creedictator: awsome (reply)
- To Creedictator: INVEST
- To endercreeper1: ur not rly 20
- IndieHops: Are you all 8 year old boys? Juussst wondering
- Mody633: Everybody but me.
- To endercreeper1: ull make me depressed i want to kill myself when im depressed
- Mody633: I'm an 8 year old girl.
- Adoolah3: im not 8 :o
- Adoolah3: im 7
- GummyWormm: im like 8 and a half
- endercreeper1: i am 20 (reply)
- To endercreeper1: i thought u were my friend
- endercreeper1: ples believe me (reply)
- To endercreeper1: but i was wrong, u lie like ever1 else
- Adoolah3: techinically ur a teen omg
- endercreeper1: i don't (reply)
- To endercreeper1: ... u dissapoint me
- To endercreeper1: tell me ur real age now
- endercreeper1: i am 20 (reply)
- To endercreeper1: i dont believe u
- To endercreeper1: maybe i will get proof in the afterlife
- To endercreeper1: goodbye my not friend....
- endercreeper1: would i lie? (reply)
- SeanF5: say wot
- To endercreeper1: i know when some1 lies
- SeanF5: I'm 10 :P
- To endercreeper1: i told u i will kill myself if u lie
- To endercreeper1: and i was not kidding
- Mody633: Reported all of you for being underage.
- GummyWormm: D:
- GummyWormm: dont tell my mom ;-;
- SeanF5: dude seriously i'm not ten
- SeanF5: xD
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: i told u i will kill myself if u lieTo endercreeper1: and i was not kidding
- Mody633: Say that to the admins, criminal.
- To Creedictator: mind assault dude
- Creedictator: HAHAHA (reply)
- endercreeper1: i'm not lying ples i don't want you to kill your slef (reply)
- To Creedictator: wait
- To Creedictator: i have to warn you
- To Creedictator: this is hardcore
- To Creedictator: are you ready?
- SeanF5: Dude, everybody acts like their eight, but most of the time they're like, 19.
- Creedictator: TOTALLY (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: i'm not lying ples i don't want you to kill your slef (reply)
- Creedictator: PLS (reply)
- endercreeper1: im telling the turth (reply)
- Creedictator: PLES DON'T KILL YOUR SLEEVE (reply)
- To Creedictator: ill kill myslef
- GummyWormm: unless theyre actually eight...
- Creedictator: oh god i can't (reply)
- To endercreeper1: I KNOW UR LIEING
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: I KNOW UR LIEING
- To Creedictator: good cop bad cop in one person
- Creedictator: he rubbed off on you (reply)
- endercreeper1: im not! (reply)
- To Creedictator: im 11 i dont have grammar
- Creedictator: im 11 i dont have gamer (reply)
- To endercreeper1: I KNOW YOU'RE LYING I'LL HANG MYSELF IN 10 SECONDS
- Adoolah3: is kongregate srsly advertising a utub channel
- Creedictator: he actually said that once, except for the 11 part (reply)
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: I KNOW YOU'RE LYING I'LL HANG MYSELF IN 10 SECONDS
- To Creedictator: now we wait
- Mody633: u tub
- endercreeper1: I'M NOT DON'T DO IT (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: I'M NOT DON'T DO IT (reply)
- To endercreeper1: 10
- To endercreeper1: 9
- Creedictator: HE CAN'T BE 20 (reply)
- Creedictator: >endercreeper (reply)
- To endercreeper1: 8
- Creedictator: >can't spell (reply)
- GummyWormm: u nub
- endercreeper1: your a troll! (reply)
- Creedictator: >>employed as saled maker (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: your a troll! (reply)
- To Creedictator: got me
- Creedictator: WOW (reply)
- SeanF5: anyone actually been on stivckpage.com?
- endercreeper1: you are tricking me! (reply)
- Creedictator: don't reply (reply)
- To endercreeper1: i thought i was ur friend
- SeanF5: stickpage*
- Creedictator: he'll think you're dead (reply)
- GummyWormm: yeh
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: you are tricking me! (reply)
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: i thought i was ur friend
- SeanF5: is good?
- endercreeper1: you are tricking me! (reply)
- To endercreeper1: bye bye, have a nice life
- GummyWormm: idk
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: bye bye, have a nice life
- Creedictator: rip (reply)
- endercreeper1: i'll know if your alve (reply)
- To Creedictator: start screaming in chat that im your brother
- To Creedictator: and that im hanged in my room
- Creedictator: TEMPLE
- Creedictator: WTF
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: i'll know if your alve (reply
- Creedictator: MY BROTHER HANGED HIMSELF
- Creedictator: p-pls respond (reply)
- GummyWormm: O.o
- Creedictator: nobody's replying (reply)
- To Creedictator: *dead noises*
- Creedictator: MY BROTHER JUST HANGED HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM
- endercreeper1: he's still alive
- GummyWormm: o rlly
- Creedictator: NO
- Creedictator: HE'S HANGED
- Creedictator: HIMSELF
- Creedictator: HE'S DEAD
- To Creedictator: ender csi
- Creedictator: >brother dead (reply)
- To Creedictator: chatting
- Creedictator: >telling people on kong (reply)
- endercreeper1: i know all....
- GummyWormm: so the first thing u do is...
- To Creedictator: fucking a
- GummyWormm: tell everyone on kongregate...
- HeavyDuty: ....and your point?
- Creedictator: IM JUST TRYING TO SAY MY BROTHER IS DEAD!!!!
- To Creedictator: just pm ender
- Creedictator: HE HANGED HIMSELF!!!!!
- To Creedictator: I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY BRO
- endercreeper1: he's not
- To Creedictator: from my pc
- To Creedictator: LOL
- HeavyDuty: I wish mine was.... he's a waste of life and has done nothing but ruin others.
- Creedictator: To endercreeper1: I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY BRO (reply)
- Creedictator: To endercreeper1: FROM MY PC (reply)
- To endercreeper1: YOU KILLED MY LITTLE BROTHER U FUCKING KID
- To endercreeper1: I WILL KILL YOU
- Creedictator: endercreeper1: how did i do anything (reply) (reply)
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: YOU KILLED MY LITTLE BROTHER U FUCKING KIDTo endercreeper1: I WILL KILL YOU
- To Creedictator: no youre in my room
- To Creedictator: on my pc
- endercreeper1: umm told you he's alive (reply)
- To endercreeper1: U TOLD HIM TO HANG HIMSELF
- Creedictator: implying he would notice (reply)
- GummyWormm: huh...
- To endercreeper1: I SEE IN CHAT
- Creedictator: To endercreeper1: YOU KILLED HIM (reply)
- To Creedictator: ONE AT A TIME
- To endercreeper1: LIVE WITH THE GUILT
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: LIVE WITH THE GUILT
- endercreeper1: your temple..... (reply)
- To endercreeper1: NO IM CREED MY BRO IS TEMPLE
- To endercreeper1: IM ON HIS PC IN HIS ROOM HIS DEAD
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: your temple..... (reply)To endercreeper1: NO IM CREED MY BRO IS TEMPLETo endercreeper1: IM ON HIS PC IN HIS ROOM HIS DEAD
- endercreeper1: no your not (reply)
- endercreeper1: do not lie (reply)
- Creedictator: HIS DEAD (reply)
- To endercreeper1: YES I AM U KILLED MY LITTLE BRO I WILL KILL U KID
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: YES I AM U KILLED MY LITTLE BRO I WILL KILL U KID
- endercreeper1: i know all (reply)
- To Creedictator: i know all (reply)
- To Creedictator: fuck i love this kid so much
- Creedictator: oh snap (reply)
- Creedictator: hahahahaha (reply)
- endercreeper1: i'm am not what you think (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: i'm am not what you think (reply)
- endercreeper1: i'm not a mortle (reply)
- To Creedictator: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
- endercreeper1: like you are.... (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: i'm not a mortle (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: like you are.... (reply)
- Creedictator: a-a what (reply)
- To endercreeper1: YOU KILL MY BRO DUDE
- To Creedictator: HE'S NOT A FUCKING MORTLE DUDE
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: YOU KILL MY BRO DUDE
- endercreeper1: i am not mortle (reply)
- Creedictator: DUDE HE'S NOT A ****ING MORTLE (reply)
- To endercreeper1: WHAT ARE U THEN
- Creedictator: HE CAN'T KILL HIM BECAUSE HE'S NOT A MORTLE (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: i am not mortle (reply) he said it again
- endercreeper1: i am a god (reply)
- Creedictator: wtf does that mean (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: i am a god (reply)
- Creedictator: god of autism (reply)
- To Creedictator: WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL CHATTING
- To endercreeper1: GOD OF NOT 20 YEARS OLD U KILL MY BRO FAGGOT
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: GOD OF NOT 20 YEARS OLD U KILL MY BRO FAGGOT
- SeanF5: hung*
- endercreeper1: brb
- Creedictator: Make an account called "Police Department" and pm him lmao (reply)
- SeanF5: ikr gummy
- SeanF5: dude
- To Creedictator: brb
- SeanF5: hung*
- To Creedictator: hahahahahaha
- To Creedictator: BR FUCKING B BY A GOD
- endercreeper1: i did not kill him (reply)
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: i did not kill him (reply)
- To endercreeper1: YOU DID U KILLED MY BROTHER
- To Creedictator: make it im convincing him he is dead
- To Creedictator: that im dead
- endercreeper1: ok enough (reply)
- To Creedictator: what the fuck
- Creedictator: this is golden, needs to be logged (reply)
- endercreeper1: i know all (reply)
- To endercreeper1: NO YOU REALLY KILL MY BRO HE IS HANGED HERE AND ITS ALL BECAUSE YOU COULDNT FUCKING SAY YOU ARENT 20
- To Creedictator: ILL CRY IF I DO
- endercreeper1: i am a god i can see you (reply)
- To endercreeper1: no ur not
- SeanF5: did chat just stop
- endercreeper1: am i? (reply)
- To Creedictator: "i am a god i can see you"
- endercreeper1: na
- SeanF5: because its not continuing for me
- To Creedictator: To endercreeper1: no ur not
- To Creedictator: endercreeper1: am i? (reply)
- endercreeper1: your ok
- To endercreeper1: ur not 20 and ur not god
- PoliceDepartment: Where is "endercreeper1"?
- To endercreeper1: saying that u are a god will attract demons to ur house and kill you
- Illegal_Temple: in this room
- endercreeper1: here
- PoliceDepartment: We'll take it from here.
- Illegal_Temple: thank you he killed me
- endercreeper1: ha!
- Creedictator: i couldn't stop laughing at that (reply)
- To endercreeper1: I CALLED THE INTERNET POLICE HAHAHA
- endercreeper1: you are alive
- Illegal_Temple: yes but ur not 20
- Illegal_Temple: police here told me
- Illegal_Temple: you are younger than 15
- endercreeper1: am i?
- Illegal_Temple: you lied to everyone and that is a serious crime
- Illegal_Temple: I am also a police officer.
- endercreeper1: how do you know? what evidence do you have?
- Illegal_Temple: Lt. Vasquez of the Special Offenders division.
- Illegal_Temple: I have chat proof that you claimed to be god, that is illegal on 3 strains and 2 blunts of coke.
- endercreeper1: what do you mean?
- Illegal_Temple: Do you know what kind of trouble you're in?
- Illegal_Temple: You've lied to the police force, kid.
- endercreeper1: when did coke get in the conversation
- Illegal_Temple: It's a law thing.
- Illegal_Temple: Not real coke.
- endercreeper1: oh
- Illegal_Temple: If you were 20 you would know.
- Illegal_Temple: How old are you really?
- Illegal_Temple: We have authorization from Notch to seize your Minecraft account...
- endercreeper1: i told you i am a god because i wanted you to tell the truth that you are alive.
- Creedictator: inb4 still 20 (reply)
- endercreeper1: no you don't. no one has that authorization
- Illegal_Temple: Notch: Hello, officer. In the meantime of scrubbing my neckbeard I allow you to seize the account of "endercreeper1" and all of his building blocks (reply)
- Illegal_Temple: Think again, punk.
- Adoolah3: how do u guys play with dps idle game? i keep 1 hitting them isnt there like a next place with better monsters?
- Illegal_Temple: You were lying to a police officer.
- Illegal_Temple: Remember, that is verbalization of all three accounts of Disembowelment.
- endercreeper1: Illegal temple, can you please stop?
- Illegal_Temple: Your punishment will begin soon if your castration doesn't begin in an orderly fashion.
- Illegal_Temple: Lt. Vasquez to you, punk
- HeavyDuty: The next level has better monsters... like pretty much every game, ever.
- Illegal_Temple: You're not 20
- endercreeper1: I am 20, how do you know that i am not 20?
- Illegal_Temple: You are younger than 15
- Illegal_Temple: You had to enter your real age for buying Minecraft.
- Illegal_Temple: Notch gave me everything I needed.
- endercreeper1: What evidence?
- Illegal_Temple: Do you want me to print it out?
- GummyWormm: O.o
- Illegal_Temple: "... defenestration, and penetration. The buyer is below 15 years old and will be held guilty of lying to a police officer if a problem ensues"
- endercreeper1: i never bought Minecraft. I got given a gift card for my birtday...
- Illegal_Temple: Should have read the Eula, punk
- Illegal_Temple: It was from that giftcard.
- GummyWormm: ....
- endercreeper1: so wheres your evidence now, punk?
- Illegal_Temple: Getting a video game for a birthday
- Illegal_Temple: 20th?
- Illegal_Temple: 19th?
- GummyWormm: defenestration and penetration..
- Illegal_Temple: Doubt it
- endercreeper1: yeah, it happens.
- Illegal_Temple: Your parents gave it to you
- SeanF5: huehuehuehue.
- Illegal_Temple: You're 14 at best.
- SeanF5: dudeender
- SeanF5: YOUR NAME
- SeanF5: SERIOUSLY
- Illegal_Temple: Kid, you can't lie anymore.
- Illegal_Temple: We got you.
- SeanF5: NO 20 YEAR OLD WOULD NAME THEMSELVES THAT
- endercreeper1: are you crazy?
- SeanF5: yes why
- HeavyDuty: Age & Maturity have zero to do with each other.
- Illegal_Temple: Ender we know you're NOT ****ING 20
- Illegal_Temple: Leave this room now and lie somewhere else, everyone will hate you now.
- endercreeper1: a 20 year old with a healty passion for mine craft would...
- To MaginManiac7: Always a fun time with me and kids.
- SeanF5: well actually
- Creedictator: >healty passion (reply)
- SeanF5: I don't really care.
- To Creedictator: >mine craft
- Illegal_Temple: Nobody does, kid
- Illegal_Temple: You don't even know what cooking is.
- SeanF5: actually
- SeanF5: um
- Illegal_Temple: You don't know shit about salads.
- GummyWormm: deep breaths...
- Illegal_Temple: You can't cook a salad.
- Illegal_Temple: You aren't a 20 year old.
- Illegal_Temple: Admit you're a kid.
- SeanF5: every minecraft youtuber (popular) ever
- Illegal_Temple: Everyone just wants to hear it.
- SeanF5: SALUDS AR VEGUTBLES
- Illegal_Temple: Did you notice nobody likes that?
- Illegal_Temple: They all do it for money.
- SeanF5: OR DAYE ARE FROOT
- Illegal_Temple: Kids eat that up.
- GummyWormm: nothing wrong with money
- Illegal_Temple: Of course.
- Illegal_Temple: By the way, that kid Ender will no longer be a problem.
- GummyWormm: why
- SeanF5: Nobody likes wut?
- Illegal_Temple: His lies are over.
- GummyWormm: omg
- GummyWormm: u killed him?
- Illegal_Temple: No, I just proved he is not 20
- Illegal_Temple: Enjoy your stay at The THE
- GummyWormm: huh...
- GummyWormm: so he left?
- GummyWormm: well that was exciting.
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