Irish Gaymen Song #4

Cast:
    Peele: Supersounds(?)
    Wayne: Oldfaggot
    Colin: Anonfag
    Ryan:  cherokeejack
    Instrumental: TBA


The year is 2017                       (Wayne)
and something's not quite right        (Peele)
the world is burning all around        (Ryan)
but vidya seems alright                (Colin)

PC gets all the ports now        (wayne)
Nintendo's back on track         (Peele)
And even Sony has some games     (Ryan)
they made another Knack          (Colin)

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On /v/ there's still the same threads  (Peele)
they're filled with bait and rage      (Ryan)
and arguing 'bout platforms            (Colin)
which I politely sage*                 (Wayne)



But sometimes there's a good one    (Peele)
a diamond in the rough              (Ryan)
that's why we all keep coming here  (Colin)
and haven't had enough              (Wayne)

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The industry's decaying                 (Ryan)
the games are a nightmare               (Colin)
with trading cards and booster packs    (Wayne)
loot boxes everywhere                   (Peele)

and if you still have money        (Ryan)
then it's time to pay up           (Colin)
and buy some golden horse armor    (Wayne)
at our creation club               (Peele)

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we've lost some of our veterans      (Colin)
and new blood filled the gaps        (Wayne)
to belt out some more songs          (Peele)
about how we want to fuck traps      (Ryan)

An anon yells in fevered rage        (Colin)
this is the number FOOOUUUUR         (Wayne)
the musical is back again            (Peele)
and here comes the encore            (Ryan)



*Alternate Version with no sage rhyme if necessary:

On /v/ there's still the same threads
they're filled with rage and bait
and arguing 'bout platforms
the board of pointless hate