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S5E25-26 The Cutie Re-Mark Chat Log

Nov 28th, 2015
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  1. *insert PONY NOW here*
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  3. [2015-11-28 11:00:13] <garamir> heeeere we go
  4. [2015-11-28 11:00:19] <constellation> aaand flash crashed
  5. [2015-11-28 11:00:22] |<-- chronos30[colloquy] has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: Colloquy for iPad - http://colloquy.mobi)
  6. [2015-11-28 11:00:23] <Mordja> PONY
  7. [2015-11-28 11:00:26] <Bremen> Time for pony epicness
  8. [2015-11-28 11:00:42] <Mordja> awful public speaker
  9. [2015-11-28 11:00:43] -->| Mir_ (Mibbit@synIRC-DE04F90.lightspeed.bcvloh.sbcglobal.net) has joined #ponyday
  10. [2015-11-28 11:00:46] -->| chronos30[colloquy] (~chronos@synIRC-BC061984.cpe.imoncommunications.net) has joined #ponyday
  11. [2015-11-28 11:00:50] <TheDoctor> Thought it was Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns
  12. [2015-11-28 11:00:59] <RudeCyrus> clap clap clap
  13. [2015-11-28 11:01:09] <garamir> "your speech is only one sentence long"
  14. [2015-11-28 11:01:18] <Aramek> Spergle Speech.
  15. [2015-11-28 11:01:28] <chronos30[colloquy]> Spike has suffered long
  16. [2015-11-28 11:01:31] <Mordja> yo Aramek
  17. [2015-11-28 11:01:40] <fenster> I mean
  18. [2015-11-28 11:01:40] <KillingVector> don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good, Twi
  19. [2015-11-28 11:01:41] <TheDoctor> OK place your wrtier bets!
  20. [2015-11-28 11:01:42] <RudeCyrus> dammit twilight
  21. [2015-11-28 11:01:44] <fenster> does spike have ot be there
  22. [2015-11-28 11:01:46] <VoidChicken> the entire hour will be Twilight speaking
  23. [2015-11-28 11:01:48] <TheDoctor> Larson? McCarthy? Other?
  24. [2015-11-28 11:01:51] <fenster> This is why you practice in front of mirrors
  25. [2015-11-28 11:01:52] <chronos30[colloquy]> Larson right
  26. [2015-11-28 11:01:57] <chronos30[colloquy]> It's sci fi
  27. [2015-11-28 11:01:59] <garamir> odds on episode ending with Twilight delivering an impassioned speech about friendship?
  28. [2015-11-28 11:02:01] <Aramek> Yo Morj.
  29. [2015-11-28 11:02:06] <anachronism> ugh
  30. [2015-11-28 11:02:11] <Mordja> Lauren Faust returned to write the season finale
  31. [2015-11-28 11:02:11] <anachronism> hax just started hanging up really bad for me
  32. [2015-11-28 11:02:18] -->| Dolash (Mibbit@synIRC-FF4C96B8.vs.shawcable.net) has joined #ponyday
  33. [2015-11-28 11:02:19] <Mir_> almost missed it.
  34. [2015-11-28 11:02:20] <KefkaFloyd> the end
  35. [2015-11-28 11:02:20] <Mordja> fine for me still
  36. [2015-11-28 11:02:24] <KefkaFloyd> my only friend, the end
  37. [2015-11-28 11:02:26] <anachronism> it's leveled out again
  38. [2015-11-28 11:02:27] <Dolash> Made it
  39. [2015-11-28 11:02:32] <TheDoctor> I think it's Meghan. SHe hasnt written an ep all season
  40. [2015-11-28 11:02:45] <Mordja> not even the first two?
  41. [2015-11-28 11:03:04] <TheDoctor> She had a story-by credit, but Larson and one of the other writers wrote it
  42. [2015-11-28 11:03:10] <Mordja> ah right
  43. [2015-11-28 11:03:40] <garamir> Scott Sonneborn, I think
  44. [2015-11-28 11:04:05] <LapisInfinitas> Oh hell, it started at 11?
  45. [2015-11-28 11:04:11] <fenster> yeha
  46. [2015-11-28 11:04:13] <fenster> its a two parter
  47. [2015-11-28 11:04:13] <Mordja> ja
  48. [2015-11-28 11:04:14] <TheDoctor> "My Little Pony Lovers
  49. [2015-11-28 11:04:17] <TheDoctor> "
  50. [2015-11-28 11:04:25] <LapisInfinitas> Good thing I tuned in early!
  51. [2015-11-28 11:04:29] <constellation> people who forgot about the early start and are tuning in halfway through are going to be pissssed
  52. [2015-11-28 11:04:38] <Mordja> back!
  53. [2015-11-28 11:04:39] <chronos30[colloquy]> It's haver
  54. [2015-11-28 11:04:42] <chronos30[colloquy]> Haber
  55. [2015-11-28 11:04:49] <TheDoctor> Haber
  56. [2015-11-28 11:04:52] <TheDoctor> Someone new
  57. [2015-11-28 11:04:55] <Shotgunbadger> nerd princess
  58. [2015-11-28 11:04:56] <constellation> CAN I WRITE A PAPER ON YOU GUYS
  59. [2015-11-28 11:04:56] <chronos30[colloquy]> Moo dancer!
  60. [2015-11-28 11:05:00] <Bremen> Moondancer! Continuity!
  61. [2015-11-28 11:05:02] <fenster> Moon dancer yay
  62. [2015-11-28 11:05:06] <TheDoctor> LOL
  63. [2015-11-28 11:05:06] <RudeCyrus> haahahaha
  64. [2015-11-28 11:05:07] <garamir> pfff
  65. [2015-11-28 11:05:09] <Mordja> dammit Spike
  66. [2015-11-28 11:05:10] <Aramek> yay moonie
  67. [2015-11-28 11:05:10] <fenster> lmao nice flip
  68. [2015-11-28 11:05:12] <BaronPorkface> Haha
  69. [2015-11-28 11:05:20] <Mordja> nbody wants to see your vacation pics
  70. [2015-11-28 11:05:28] <Dolash> Spike is best powerpoint
  71. [2015-11-28 11:05:29] <RudeCyrus> :D
  72. [2015-11-28 11:05:30] <fenster> wher did she get these photos
  73. [2015-11-28 11:05:34] <KefkaFloyd> no power point in ponyland
  74. [2015-11-28 11:05:36] <Bremen> Yeah, this is definitely foreshadowing
  75. [2015-11-28 11:05:37] <garamir> "If you miss your one opportunity as a kid, you'll never be famous"
  76. [2015-11-28 11:05:44] <RudeCyrus> ^
  77. [2015-11-28 11:05:49] <Mordja> Everypony in the audience: "who are these people?"
  78. [2015-11-28 11:05:51] <LapisInfinitas> Oh god
  79. [2015-11-28 11:05:53] <LapisInfinitas> Starlight
  80. [2015-11-28 11:05:54] <constellation> spotted
  81. [2015-11-28 11:06:03] <Mordja> awkward
  82. [2015-11-28 11:06:05] <chronos30[colloquy]> Setting up 1985A
  83. [2015-11-28 11:06:47] <Mir_> weird that that makes her scared.
  84. [2015-11-28 11:06:47] <Mordja> Yo Twilight, you're a demigod. Chill your pill.
  85. [2015-11-28 11:06:49] <Dolash> Revenge!
  86. [2015-11-28 11:06:50] <garamir> Starlight Glimmer: Now a ghost
  87. [2015-11-28 11:06:51] <Aramek> No, actually revenge.
  88. [2015-11-28 11:06:54] <VoidChicken> "I don't know, Spike, this is airing half an hour early."
  89. [2015-11-28 11:06:54] <quyksilver> oh shit
  90. [2015-11-28 11:06:55] <anachronism> ok so starlight glimmer is the one who jacked all the cutie marks? i barely remember her
  91. [2015-11-28 11:06:58] <VoidChicken> yes
  92. [2015-11-28 11:06:59] <fenster> yes
  93. [2015-11-28 11:07:02] <KefkaFloyd> cutie mark magic: revengeance
  94. [2015-11-28 11:07:15] <anachronism> also lol that they keep making twilight's nemeses named like her
  95. [2015-11-28 11:07:15] <KillingVector> smug horse
  96. [2015-11-28 11:07:21] <Dolash> "Surprise, Motherfucker!"
  97. [2015-11-28 11:07:22] <Shotgunbadger> good horse
  98. [2015-11-28 11:07:23] <garamir> Twilight really needs a burglar alarm on her giant magical castle
  99. [2015-11-28 11:07:31] <Aramek> She's so powerful.
  100. [2015-11-28 11:07:39] <Dolash> "Been sitting like this for four hours waiting for you to get back here!"
  101. [2015-11-28 11:07:46] <anachronism> twilight/sunset/starlight sparker/shimmer/glimmer
  102. [2015-11-28 11:07:49] <Mordja> whoa
  103. [2015-11-28 11:07:50] <RudeCyrus> yeah okay
  104. [2015-11-28 11:07:57] <Aramek> wing hug
  105. [2015-11-28 11:07:59] <garamir> Chief, dont' you think we should use the cone of silence?
  106. [2015-11-28 11:08:00] <Dolash> Anyone see that skull?
  107. [2015-11-28 11:08:00] <anachronism> ugh
  108. [2015-11-28 11:08:03] <anachronism> my steram is hanging the fuck up again
  109. [2015-11-28 11:08:07] <anachronism> i missed most of that
  110. [2015-11-28 11:08:09] <Bremen> These magical doomsday artifacts really should come with a warning label
  111. [2015-11-28 11:08:11] <TheDoctor> Wait. Starlight leaves the magic SPell right there like an idiot?
  112. [2015-11-28 11:08:20] <constellation> SPIKE YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN
  113. [2015-11-28 11:08:20] <Mir_> damnit spike
  114. [2015-11-28 11:08:29] <RudeCyrus> heh
  115. [2015-11-28 11:08:29] <Mordja> haha
  116. [2015-11-28 11:08:31] <KillingVector> welp
  117. [2015-11-28 11:08:35] <garamir> DI-DI-DIGIMON
  118. [2015-11-28 11:08:37] <Aramek> haha
  119. [2015-11-28 11:08:45] <constellation> oh yeah wings
  120. [2015-11-28 11:08:48] <Niels_Olof> Useless reptile!
  121. [2015-11-28 11:08:48] <Mir_> it's full of clocks...
  122. [2015-11-28 11:09:02] <fenster> wait how is spike on the clouds
  123. [2015-11-28 11:09:11] <RudeCyrus> ah she's gonna fuck up the sonic rainboom
  124. [2015-11-28 11:09:17] <Mordja> he's on the tarmac
  125. [2015-11-28 11:09:20] <fenster> I guess she spelled him
  126. [2015-11-28 11:09:25] <Bremen> Really fast cloudwalking spell?
  127. [2015-11-28 11:09:44] <Dolash> Isn't... isn't that the same spell you just mentioned?
  128. [2015-11-28 11:09:46] <Bremen> Or not
  129. [2015-11-28 11:09:47] <Mordja> haha
  130. [2015-11-28 11:09:48] <TheDoctor> nice
  131. [2015-11-28 11:09:49] <RudeCyrus> welp
  132. [2015-11-28 11:09:50] <Mordja> I was right!
  133. [2015-11-28 11:09:51] <fenster> oh that answers that lol
  134. [2015-11-28 11:09:52] <chronos30[colloquy]> They just covered the cloud thing
  135. [2015-11-28 11:09:57] <Aramek> hahahah
  136. [2015-11-28 11:09:58] <constellation> everyone ignore the adult alicorn that is just hanging around
  137. [2015-11-28 11:10:01] <RudeCyrus> bye fluttershy
  138. [2015-11-28 11:10:04] <Dolash> "No changing the timeline!
  139. [2015-11-28 11:10:05] <anachronism> rip fluttershy
  140. [2015-11-28 11:10:10] <fenster> reused footage go
  141. [2015-11-28 11:10:13] <TheDoctor> Spike: "Don't fuck with time, Twilight"
  142. [2015-11-28 11:10:19] <KefkaFloyd> the runway is not a cloud apparently
  143. [2015-11-28 11:10:28] <anachronism> goddamnit
  144. [2015-11-28 11:10:33] <RudeCyrus> noooooooooo
  145. [2015-11-28 11:10:36] <anachronism> every single time she slows up and starts doing some magicy shit
  146. [2015-11-28 11:10:37] <constellation> VAC
  147. [2015-11-28 11:10:38] <anachronism> my stream cuts out
  148. [2015-11-28 11:10:48] <Aramek> She's the best smugface.
  149. [2015-11-28 11:11:03] <Mordja> Hooray for shitty childhoods!
  150. [2015-11-28 11:11:05] <anachronism> this is obnoxious, i'll have to watch it again this afternoon just to figure out what's going on
  151. [2015-11-28 11:11:13] <TheDoctor> Spike going to vanish from existence
  152. [2015-11-28 11:11:18] <Shotgunbadger> get owned, baby horses
  153. [2015-11-28 11:11:24] <Dolash> "It's kind of obvious what she did!"
  154. [2015-11-28 11:11:41] <Dolash> Spike gonna back-to-the-future disappear then
  155. [2015-11-28 11:11:44] <fenster> "I don't know what shes up to"
  156. [2015-11-28 11:11:45] <Mordja> DUN DUN DUN
  157. [2015-11-28 11:11:45] <fenster> I mean
  158. [2015-11-28 11:11:54] <fenster> It was kind of obvious
  159. [2015-11-28 11:11:58] <Shotgunbadger> haha what does Ponyville literally not exist
  160. [2015-11-28 11:11:59] <TheDoctor> This makes no sense....
  161. [2015-11-28 11:12:01] <garamir> So the map exists outside of space-time?
  162. [2015-11-28 11:12:02] <Dolash> That was a lot of gasping
  163. [2015-11-28 11:12:02] <RudeCyrus> twilioght is dumb
  164. [2015-11-28 11:12:09] <Mir_> realluy Twilight? Usually you're a little quicker than that.
  165. [2015-11-28 11:12:16] <chronos30[colloquy]> It was destroyed by a monster of the week
  166. [2015-11-28 11:12:25] <constellation> guys it's a time travel episode, try not to split hairs immediately
  167. [2015-11-28 11:12:30] <constellation> you're only going to piss yourselves off
  168. [2015-11-28 11:12:50] <Niels_Olof> Yeah, there are arbitrary many rules to time travel. Just go with it
  169. [2015-11-28 11:13:04] <KefkaFloyd> spike should start fading from existance, like that movie with Greg Kinnear
  170. [2015-11-28 11:13:05] <KefkaFloyd> 0
  171. [2015-11-28 11:13:06] <KefkaFloyd> .
  172. [2015-11-28 11:13:14] <constellation> terminator?
  173. [2015-11-28 11:13:22] <Shotgunbadger> NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR
  174. [2015-11-28 11:13:25] <constellation> :v
  175. [2015-11-28 11:13:28] <Dolash> Twilight was certainly caught flat-footed a lot in the intro, hopefully she doesn't spend the whole rest of part 1 being continuously surprised that things are different
  176. [2015-11-28 11:13:28] <RudeCyrus> ^^
  177. [2015-11-28 11:13:35] <anachronism> fucking stream keeps hanging again and again
  178. [2015-11-28 11:13:37] <anachronism> sick of this crap
  179. [2015-11-28 11:13:46] <Mordja> mad luck dude
  180. [2015-11-28 11:13:50] <garamir> So Starlight can cast a time-travel spell that's thousands of times more powerful than Starswirl the Bearded's
  181. [2015-11-28 11:13:50] <Mordja> *bad
  182. [2015-11-28 11:13:53] <Bremen> Try a different stream?
  183. [2015-11-28 11:13:57] <RudeCyrus> try a different stream
  184. [2015-11-28 11:14:04] <anachronism> i am
  185. [2015-11-28 11:14:09] <anachronism> i just moved to spazz on commercial
  186. [2015-11-28 11:14:11] <Bremen> I'm guessing Starlight's spell had something to do with the map
  187. [2015-11-28 11:14:12] <anachronism> that's what i was waiting for
  188. [2015-11-28 11:14:13] <TheDoctor> I wonder if we'll get any explanationa s to where Starlight got that spell from
  189. [2015-11-28 11:14:22] <Bremen> She does seem awfully powerful though
  190. [2015-11-28 11:14:27] <KefkaFloyd> chekhov's time travel spell
  191. [2015-11-28 11:14:27] <garamir> also levitating herself for the entirety of that scene
  192. [2015-11-28 11:14:27] <Mordja> Discord gave it to her
  193. [2015-11-28 11:14:34] <Aramek> "She's the second most powerful wizard ever."
  194. [2015-11-28 11:14:39] <Dolash> Turns out Twilight only downloaded the free demo version of Starswirl's spell
  195. [2015-11-28 11:14:45] <TheDoctor> Yeah, Starlight has been made pretty OP, but I think we all expected that
  196. [2015-11-28 11:14:47] <KefkaFloyd> I like the theory that Starlight is SA/Cadence's future child
  197. [2015-11-28 11:14:48] <constellation> hahaha
  198. [2015-11-28 11:14:56] <Aramek> Under Trixie.
  199. [2015-11-28 11:14:58] <constellation> Dolash with the zingers
  200. [2015-11-28 11:14:58] <Dolash> "Who'd have guessed Starlight had $9.99 to spare?"
  201. [2015-11-28 11:15:02] <Aramek> Trixie is most bestest.
  202. [2015-11-28 11:15:14] <Bremen> I had no idea that was actually a theory
  203. [2015-11-28 11:15:16] <anachronism> ok this thing seems kind of cool.
  204. [2015-11-28 11:15:16] <fenster> she doesn't look like cadance much though
  205. [2015-11-28 11:15:18] <garamir> 10000 bits DLC
  206. [2015-11-28 11:15:27] <Bremen> Also, yeah, they had to make her a credible threat, even if it's sort of power creep
  207. [2015-11-28 11:15:31] <Niels_Olof> Still, it must be said. Filly RD is awfully cute
  208. [2015-11-28 11:15:37] <Aramek> super cute.
  209. [2015-11-28 11:15:58] <garamir> Skull mountain
  210. [2015-11-28 11:16:04] <Dolash> *checks "more like when!" from time travel list*
  211. [2015-11-28 11:16:12] <chronos30[colloquy]> It's not a time travel story without it
  212. [2015-11-28 11:16:13] <Mordja> Oh shit!
  213. [2015-11-28 11:16:15] <anachronism> this stream seems to be more stable
  214. [2015-11-28 11:16:15] <garamir> CRYSTALLLLLLLS
  215. [2015-11-28 11:16:23] <BaronPorkface> Sombra strikes back
  216. [2015-11-28 11:16:24] <Dolash> I am ready for Sombra
  217. [2015-11-28 11:16:29] <Mordja> ^
  218. [2015-11-28 11:16:31] <fenster> Isn't this basically the plot of Back to the future 2
  219. [2015-11-28 11:16:37] <garamir> z-z-z-zooooombie ponies?
  220. [2015-11-28 11:16:38] <fenster> why didn't they air it on BTTF day :v
  221. [2015-11-28 11:16:53] <anachronism> oh goddamn the video is hanging on this one too
  222. [2015-11-28 11:16:57] <Dolash> Hopefully she doesn't have to meet all five of her friends to realize they don't know her
  223. [2015-11-28 11:16:59] <RudeCyrus> oh spike
  224. [2015-11-28 11:17:00] <VoidChicken> breeeeeead
  225. [2015-11-28 11:17:01] <Bremen> hahaha, no cupcakes in this world! Evil!
  226. [2015-11-28 11:17:16] <garamir> Canterlot?
  227. [2015-11-28 11:17:17] <Mir_> really?
  228. [2015-11-28 11:17:19] <Mordja> wait why does this building exist then?
  229. [2015-11-28 11:17:19] <Aramek> awww :(
  230. [2015-11-28 11:17:20] <chronos30[colloquy]> Sweet Apple industries
  231. [2015-11-28 11:17:23] <RudeCyrus> heh
  232. [2015-11-28 11:17:25] <Mordja> INDUSTRY
  233. [2015-11-28 11:17:30] <Dolash> Flim and Flam?
  234. [2015-11-28 11:17:31] <RudeCyrus> NOT INDUSTRY
  235. [2015-11-28 11:17:32] <KillingVector> D:
  236. [2015-11-28 11:17:38] <Mordja> haha granny smith branded
  237. [2015-11-28 11:17:39] <garamir> THAT'S the secret of Slurm?!
  238. [2015-11-28 11:17:43] <Aramek> Dirt hoof!
  239. [2015-11-28 11:17:44] <Mordja> ep already owns
  240. [2015-11-28 11:17:57] <Aramek> It's playing Powerhouse kinda.
  241. [2015-11-28 11:17:58] <Shotgunbadger> haha
  242. [2015-11-28 11:17:58] <Mordja> lol camo
  243. [2015-11-28 11:18:10] <TheDoctor> Flutterdash is canon
  244. [2015-11-28 11:18:12] <constellation> I think it's just staining
  245. [2015-11-28 11:18:16] <garamir> I'm surprised she came back home
  246. [2015-11-28 11:18:17] <Mordja> of course not Twilight
  247. [2015-11-28 11:18:22] <Shotgunbadger> flutterdash confirmed
  248. [2015-11-28 11:18:28] <Mordja> Holy shit
  249. [2015-11-28 11:18:32] <Dolash> WAR
  250. [2015-11-28 11:18:35] <BaronPorkface> Pony wars confirmed!
  251. [2015-11-28 11:18:35] <constellation> don't mention the war
  252. [2015-11-28 11:18:36] <KillingVector> yessss
  253. [2015-11-28 11:18:36] <Shotgunbadger> hahaha straight up USSR
  254. [2015-11-28 11:18:38] <Aramek> WAR!
  255. [2015-11-28 11:18:40] <fenster> welp
  256. [2015-11-28 11:18:42] <Dolash> Epic pony war
  257. [2015-11-28 11:18:47] <BaronPorkface> Scouring of Ponyville
  258. [2015-11-28 11:18:50] <garamir> "I'm a princess! Really!"
  259. [2015-11-28 11:18:51] <TheDoctor> Wait, Battlign SOmbra and not Nightmare Moon?
  260. [2015-11-28 11:18:53] <Dolash> Time to slick your hair and lose an eye
  261. [2015-11-28 11:18:57] <RudeCyrus> kidnapping
  262. [2015-11-28 11:19:08] <garamir> TheDoctor: Give it time....
  263. [2015-11-28 11:19:18] <constellation> 4chan's predictions are looking more likely with the sombra tie-in
  264. [2015-11-28 11:19:34] <Mordja> CRYSTALS
  265. [2015-11-28 11:19:43] <RudeCyrus> CRYSTAAAALLLS
  266. [2015-11-28 11:19:43] <Aramek> TOO HANDSOME!
  267. [2015-11-28 11:19:46] <Dolash> Spoiler alert: he wants slaves, crystals.
  268. [2015-11-28 11:19:56] <garamir> :o
  269. [2015-11-28 11:19:57] <Aramek> ,mbsfbasfmnabvfdvf
  270. [2015-11-28 11:19:57] <Dolash> SHINY AND CHROME!
  271. [2015-11-28 11:20:00] <constellation> crystals itt
  272. [2015-11-28 11:20:05] <TheDoctor> Time for Celestia worfing...
  273. [2015-11-28 11:20:07] <Aramek> LEGION OF DOOM!
  274. [2015-11-28 11:20:10] <Mordja> was that a cyborg wing?
  275. [2015-11-28 11:20:15] <constellation> rdash confirmed for imperitor furiosa
  276. [2015-11-28 11:20:16] <Dolash> Can we stay in this timeline?
  277. [2015-11-28 11:20:18] <Bremen> Pony slapfights
  278. [2015-11-28 11:20:19] <Aramek> I SAW DASH!
  279. [2015-11-28 11:20:24] <chronos30[colloquy]> Yes!
  280. [2015-11-28 11:20:25] <Mordja> yes it was
  281. [2015-11-28 11:20:27] <RudeCyrus> I like the outfits
  282. [2015-11-28 11:20:30] <constellation> SHE'S FURIOSA
  283. [2015-11-28 11:20:31] <constellation> HAHAHA
  284. [2015-11-28 11:20:32] <garamir> wingblades
  285. [2015-11-28 11:20:34] <constellation> ROBOWING
  286. [2015-11-28 11:20:37] <Bremen> Did her ear just get torn?
  287. [2015-11-28 11:20:37] <Dolash> Oh god dark future hairdo
  288. [2015-11-28 11:20:38] <Bremen> ouch
  289. [2015-11-28 11:20:39] <chronos30[colloquy]> I like the darkest timeline
  290. [2015-11-28 11:20:39] <Aramek> ROBO WINGS!
  291. [2015-11-28 11:20:41] <Mordja> wtf
  292. [2015-11-28 11:20:45] <Bremen> Maud yay!
  293. [2015-11-28 11:20:49] <fenster> that was badass
  294. [2015-11-28 11:20:53] <RudeCyrus> oh shit she's missing part of her ear
  295. [2015-11-28 11:21:03] <Mordja> The war economy
  296. [2015-11-28 11:21:07] <Mir_> like a bad fanfiction.
  297. [2015-11-28 11:21:08] <constellation> starlight spotted
  298. [2015-11-28 11:21:10] <constellation> she was getting on the train
  299. [2015-11-28 11:21:11] <Mordja> Stop the Huns!
  300. [2015-11-28 11:21:17] <Aramek> WW2 ponys look fuckin' awesome.
  301. [2015-11-28 11:21:17] <Bremen> Bad fanfiction, awesome episode
  302. [2015-11-28 11:21:22] <Mordja> ^
  303. [2015-11-28 11:21:23] <Dolash> "Oh also why are you an alicorn?"
  304. [2015-11-28 11:21:38] <chronos30[colloquy]> Consider it episode 100 but for fallout equestrian
  305. [2015-11-28 11:21:44] <RudeCyrus> I DON'T KNOW
  306. [2015-11-28 11:21:47] <VoidChicken> find alt-twlight?
  307. [2015-11-28 11:21:49] <Dolash> "Nice to meet you, time-traveling demigod, now back to canning!"
  308. [2015-11-28 11:22:09] <Shotgunbadger> FIGHT TIME TRAVEL WITH TIME TRAVEL
  309. [2015-11-28 11:22:09] <fenster> oh okay
  310. [2015-11-28 11:22:13] <RudeCyrus> well that was easy
  311. [2015-11-28 11:22:15] <Shotgunbadger> THIS NEVER GOES WRONG
  312. [2015-11-28 11:22:16] <Mordja> lol
  313. [2015-11-28 11:22:17] <Bremen> Spike is clearly the smartest character in the show
  314. [2015-11-28 11:22:18] <fenster> oh shit lol
  315. [2015-11-28 11:22:23] <KillingVector> lol
  316. [2015-11-28 11:22:24] <Mordja> amazing
  317. [2015-11-28 11:22:27] <Dolash> Maybe this is one of those Groundhog Day episodes?
  318. [2015-11-28 11:22:27] <LapisInfinitas> Get me out of this whack ass crystal prison!
  319. [2015-11-28 11:22:28] <garamir> But Starlight showed up and bribed the architect first
  320. [2015-11-28 11:22:34] <Shotgunbadger> I fuckin love starlight
  321. [2015-11-28 11:22:50] <VoidChicken> slowly sinking
  322. [2015-11-28 11:23:14] <chronos30[colloquy]> Haha
  323. [2015-11-28 11:23:21] <constellation> lol
  324. [2015-11-28 11:23:22] <RudeCyrus> hahaha
  325. [2015-11-28 11:23:25] <chronos30[colloquy]> Come back here I'm monologue get
  326. [2015-11-28 11:23:26] <Dolash> Wait, aren't there two Twilights back in time now?
  327. [2015-11-28 11:23:27] <Shotgunbadger> haha eyeroll
  328. [2015-11-28 11:23:30] <Shotgunbadger> 'ugh, gravity'
  329. [2015-11-28 11:23:31] <anachronism> this is nearly fuckign unwatchable
  330. [2015-11-28 11:23:35] <chronos30[colloquy]> Monologuing
  331. [2015-11-28 11:23:37] <anachronism> i'm getting frustrated
  332. [2015-11-28 11:23:39] <anachronism> no matter what stream i try
  333. [2015-11-28 11:23:48] <fenster> get better internet
  334. [2015-11-28 11:23:49] <BaronPorkface> Dead
  335. [2015-11-28 11:23:49] <constellation> haxmega has been best for me so far
  336. [2015-11-28 11:23:50] <garamir> welll uh congratulations on making the entire world as horrible as your little town
  337. [2015-11-28 11:23:51] <Mordja> something's wrong with your internet
  338. [2015-11-28 11:23:55] <Aramek> God damn she's good.
  339. [2015-11-28 11:23:59] <anachronism> it isn't, i ran a speedtest before i started
  340. [2015-11-28 11:24:07] <Aramek> I fucking love Starlight.
  341. [2015-11-28 11:24:13] <anachronism> urgh
  342. [2015-11-28 11:24:18] <RudeCyrus> what the fuck
  343. [2015-11-28 11:24:19] <constellation> lmfao is that a doll that shits itself
  344. [2015-11-28 11:24:21] <garamir> I think Baby Poops So Much has some digestive problems
  345. [2015-11-28 11:24:22] <anachronism> i fukcing give up
  346. [2015-11-28 11:24:24] <Mordja> whelp, time for everyone to run speedtest and post your results
  347. [2015-11-28 11:24:27] <anachronism> i can't tell what the fuck is going on half the time
  348. [2015-11-28 11:24:32] <anachronism> i'll watch when it's uploaded later
  349. [2015-11-28 11:24:32] <Mordja> someone mentioned it, it's the rule
  350. [2015-11-28 11:24:32] <fenster> that is a little extreme that she went to all these great lengths just over that 1 little town
  351. [2015-11-28 11:24:33] <Dolash> It's kind of funny that she's just some nobody unicorn with a grudge and she's more effective and damaging than world-ending villains
  352. [2015-11-28 11:24:34] <TheDoctor> Man, they really had to OP up Starlight to make this story work...
  353. [2015-11-28 11:24:47] <Aramek> She's always been OP.
  354. [2015-11-28 11:24:54] <--| anachronism has left #ponyday (.)
  355. [2015-11-28 11:24:55] <Aramek> She's the best.
  356. [2015-11-28 11:25:00] <Dolash> I guess maybe Discord never escaped prison since Twilight never inherited the Elements of Harmony?
  357. [2015-11-28 11:25:10] <chronos30[colloquy]> She can pull the cutie mark off an alicorn
  358. [2015-11-28 11:25:14] <chronos30[colloquy]> OP
  359. [2015-11-28 11:25:18] <constellation> vac
  360. [2015-11-28 11:25:23] <Bremen> I'm still wondering about where NMM comes in
  361. [2015-11-28 11:25:29] <garamir> Week 2: Mr. Cake and Hayseed Turniptruck
  362. [2015-11-28 11:25:30] <Mordja> A very special episode of MLP: Rarity gets addicted to heroin
  363. [2015-11-28 11:25:37] <Aramek> She's powered by her hatred and force of will.
  364. [2015-11-28 11:25:48] <garamir> Oops!
  365. [2015-11-28 11:25:48] <Mordja> get fucked Spike
  366. [2015-11-28 11:25:48] <TheDoctor> How did SOmbra get so paowerful? Celestia and Luna didn't even need to use the elements on him the first time
  367. [2015-11-28 11:25:52] <RudeCyrus> oops
  368. [2015-11-28 11:25:55] <Shotgunbadger> fuckin rip
  369. [2015-11-28 11:25:56] <TheDoctor> And why can't Celestia just use the elements again.
  370. [2015-11-28 11:25:59] <constellation> TheDoctor: CRYSTALSSSS
  371. [2015-11-28 11:26:01] <VoidChicken> Maybe Luna isn't here this time
  372. [2015-11-28 11:26:05] <Dolash> Luna's still out, right?
  373. [2015-11-28 11:26:13] <Shotgunbadger> ....because the mane 6 redeemed luna
  374. [2015-11-28 11:26:15] <Mir_> this is gonna end up worse somehow, huh?
  375. [2015-11-28 11:26:27] <Shotgunbadger> the people who are the stars of the show who have done everything don't exist
  376. [2015-11-28 11:26:32] <Dolash> "AWOOGA"
  377. [2015-11-28 11:26:39] <Shotgunbadger> Twilight never turned on Magic element and shit
  378. [2015-11-28 11:26:40] <RudeCyrus> welp
  379. [2015-11-28 11:26:41] <garamir> lorf
  380. [2015-11-28 11:26:46] <Shotgunbadger> WELL DON'T
  381. [2015-11-28 11:26:50] <Dolash> Wait does Starlight have to redo interrupting every time?
  382. [2015-11-28 11:26:51] <Mordja> What an amazing asshole
  383. [2015-11-28 11:26:58] <Aramek> Lanky ass fluttershy.
  384. [2015-11-28 11:27:05] <constellation> please ignore the demigod
  385. [2015-11-28 11:27:09] <RudeCyrus> Fillyshy is great
  386. [2015-11-28 11:27:19] <Dolash> Twilight just vaporize Starlight and redo
  387. [2015-11-28 11:27:27] <Mordja> ^
  388. [2015-11-28 11:27:52] <Dolash> Twilight just throw Rainbow Dash at supersonic speed
  389. [2015-11-28 11:27:58] <garamir> :D
  390. [2015-11-28 11:27:59] <fenster> HI
  391. [2015-11-28 11:28:03] <RudeCyrus> HI
  392. [2015-11-28 11:28:08] <Shotgunbadger> 'I need an adult'
  393. [2015-11-28 11:28:15] <Shotgunbadger> 'I AM AN ADULT'
  394. [2015-11-28 11:28:16] <Aramek> "Stranger danger"
  395. [2015-11-28 11:28:16] <Mordja> Stranger danger
  396. [2015-11-28 11:28:18] <constellation> hey kid wanna buy a dragon
  397. [2015-11-28 11:28:32] <fenster> Don't trust strangers kids!
  398. [2015-11-28 11:28:41] <Aramek> "Eyy, cahmaaaahhhn."
  399. [2015-11-28 11:28:43] <Dolash> Chase her like a creep to cause the rainboom, brilliant plan
  400. [2015-11-28 11:28:44] <RudeCyrus> Twilight being a dork
  401. [2015-11-28 11:28:46] <KillingVector> no pressure, kid
  402. [2015-11-28 11:28:49] <Shotgunbadger> hahahaha
  403. [2015-11-28 11:28:52] <constellation> good shit good shit
  404. [2015-11-28 11:28:55] <fenster> major creepo vibes
  405. [2015-11-28 11:28:56] <TheDoctor> STRANGER DANGER!
  406. [2015-11-28 11:28:58] <Shotgunbadger> this is fantastic
  407. [2015-11-28 11:28:59] <Mir_> damnit twilight.
  408. [2015-11-28 11:29:14] <chronos30[colloquy]> Darkest timeline B
  409. [2015-11-28 11:29:16] <Aramek> I love Starlight.
  410. [2015-11-28 11:29:20] <Aramek> Holy shit.
  411. [2015-11-28 11:29:22] <RudeCyrus> swamp?
  412. [2015-11-28 11:29:27] <constellation> darker-est timeline
  413. [2015-11-28 11:29:27] <garamir> everfree overgowing Ponyville?
  414. [2015-11-28 11:29:29] <VoidChicken> some real butterfly effect here
  415. [2015-11-28 11:29:41] <Shotgunbadger> AMAZONS
  416. [2015-11-28 11:29:43] <KillingVector> yessssss
  417. [2015-11-28 11:29:43] <Mordja> Twilight really needs to get some better peripheral vision
  418. [2015-11-28 11:29:48] <constellation> lmfao
  419. [2015-11-28 11:29:48] <Bremen> hahaha
  420. [2015-11-28 11:29:51] <Dolash> Except maybe this time actually do something to stop Starlight?
  421. [2015-11-28 11:29:53] <KefkaFloyd> starlight is the best at being the worst
  422. [2015-11-28 11:29:55] <TheDoctor> Wait, what?
  423. [2015-11-28 11:29:57] <RudeCyrus> Changelings now?
  424. [2015-11-28 11:30:04] <Niels_Olof> This may well be the best Fluttershy yet
  425. [2015-11-28 11:30:05] <quyksilver> lol wtf
  426. [2015-11-28 11:30:06] <VoidChicken> this is brilliant
  427. [2015-11-28 11:30:07] <TheDoctor> How did history change again?
  428. [2015-11-28 11:30:08] <constellation> Seperate timeline for every villian winning
  429. [2015-11-28 11:30:12] <VoidChicken> each future is a different villian
  430. [2015-11-28 11:30:13] <constellation> it's Fanfic: the Episode
  431. [2015-11-28 11:30:14] <Mir_> it's not just a bad fanfic. it's EVERY bad fanfic mashed together.
  432. [2015-11-28 11:30:15] <Bremen> Is this the first time Chrysalis actually got named in the show?
  433. [2015-11-28 11:30:15] <Aramek> WW2 pony world was awesome, this will be even better.
  434. [2015-11-28 11:30:16] <constellation> it owns
  435. [2015-11-28 11:30:16] <fenster> yeah history must have changed with starlight pushing her equlity stuff
  436. [2015-11-28 11:30:17] <Aramek> Auugh!
  437. [2015-11-28 11:30:18] <VoidChicken> so next is... Nightmare Moon?
  438. [2015-11-28 11:30:22] <Shotgunbadger> yea every future is a different villian winning the fight
  439. [2015-11-28 11:30:23] <KillingVector> so this is basically an excuse to show 'what if villain x won'
  440. [2015-11-28 11:30:27] <Mordja> The worst future: Diamond Tiara is president of Equestria
  441. [2015-11-28 11:30:29] <KillingVector> I'm okay with that
  442. [2015-11-28 11:30:32] <constellation> Bremen: good catch, i think it is
  443. [2015-11-28 11:30:35] <Aramek> IT is not a fanfic if the show does it. Also it isn't bad.
  444. [2015-11-28 11:30:36] <Shotgunbadger> you mean best future
  445. [2015-11-28 11:30:38] <Dolash> The villain's scheme is to make fanfic real, Starlight is the most evil pony yet.
  446. [2015-11-28 11:30:40] <constellation> <Bremen> Is this the first time Chrysalis actually got named in the show?
  447. [2015-11-28 11:30:41] <fenster> Mordja I think you mean best
  448. [2015-11-28 11:30:57] <Shotgunbadger> nah
  449. [2015-11-28 11:30:58] <fenster> yeah it is
  450. [2015-11-28 11:31:01] <fenster> pretty sure?
  451. [2015-11-28 11:31:07] <Shotgunbadger> I'm pretty sure Celestia called her that?
  452. [2015-11-28 11:31:16] <garamir> aa~aa~aa~aa~
  453. [2015-11-28 11:31:18] <VoidChicken> Chrysalis wasn't named in that ep
  454. [2015-11-28 11:31:19] <fenster> I don't remember her saying that in the ep at all
  455. [2015-11-28 11:31:21] <BaronPorkface> Quit whining about fanfic you killjoys
  456. [2015-11-28 11:31:23] <Bremen> She didn't get named in Canterlot Wedding, I'm pretty sure, and it hasn't come up since
  457. [2015-11-28 11:31:34] <chronos30[colloquy]> No we had to hear it from the writer later
  458. [2015-11-28 11:31:34] <constellation> no whining here, this ep owns
  459. [2015-11-28 11:31:37] <Shotgunbadger> ah
  460. [2015-11-28 11:31:39] <LapisInfinitas> I was really hoping there would be some crazy alternate intro.
  461. [2015-11-28 11:31:40] <Shotgunbadger> that's weird
  462. [2015-11-28 11:31:42] <RudeCyrus> fraaaaaance
  463. [2015-11-28 11:31:49] <fenster> maybe in comics she got named but not in show
  464. [2015-11-28 11:31:52] <chronos30[colloquy]> This is everything I wanted and more
  465. [2015-11-28 11:31:53] <constellation> metapurchasing commercial
  466. [2015-11-28 11:31:55] <Shotgunbadger> yea she's been named in the comics
  467. [2015-11-28 11:31:59] <Mir_> Oh, I'm not complaining.
  468. [2015-11-28 11:32:00] <RainbowCrash> I like that Starlight has pretty good motivation here and not just destroying the world
  469. [2015-11-28 11:32:02] <TheDoctor> Why hasn't Twilight even tried to tell Starlight how fucke dup the future is?
  470. [2015-11-28 11:32:04] <Mordja> Definitely better than Haber's other episodes imo
  471. [2015-11-28 11:32:08] <chronos30[colloquy]> Alternate intro would've been the best
  472. [2015-11-28 11:32:14] <Dolash> "My Miserable Pony - I'm doomed to wonder what could have been!"
  473. [2015-11-28 11:32:21] <Mordja> haha
  474. [2015-11-28 11:32:50] <RudeCyrus> what the hell
  475. [2015-11-28 11:32:53] <Mordja> those poor, poor toys
  476. [2015-11-28 11:32:54] <garamir> At least they're not Dr. Randi, with his million-dollar prize
  477. [2015-11-28 11:32:54] <Aramek> HAHAHAHAHA
  478. [2015-11-28 11:32:55] <Bremen> It looks like Starlight isn't getting sent back to the future when the spell ends? In which case she probably doesn't know how horrible the future is
  479. [2015-11-28 11:33:00] <Aramek> That ad fuckin' owned.
  480. [2015-11-28 11:33:13] <Bremen> Also I think it's the same future; Applejack didn't know who Pinkie and Fluttershy were
  481. [2015-11-28 11:33:21] <Niels_Olof> At least, the warring ponies should finally end the notion that there are firearms in Equestria. Assuredly, such weapons would have been employed against the forces of Sombra
  482. [2015-11-28 11:33:21] <Dolash> At the same time Starlight's motivation is more grounded, but also absurdly petty
  483. [2015-11-28 11:33:27] <TheDoctor> Didn't Starlight say she gets sent back whenever Twilight uses the spell? She must see the future
  484. [2015-11-28 11:33:31] <fenster> yeah it seems a bit petty
  485. [2015-11-28 11:33:32] <Dolash> "You wronged me! I bet you'd hate it if I destroyed the world!"
  486. [2015-11-28 11:33:35] <KillingVector> or she's being sent back to her shitty village, which is always the same
  487. [2015-11-28 11:34:01] <fenster> oh shit this is awesome
  488. [2015-11-28 11:34:03] <RudeCyrus> oh hi zecora
  489. [2015-11-28 11:34:05] <LapisInfinitas> Hell yes zecora
  490. [2015-11-28 11:34:05] <Mordja> Badass
  491. [2015-11-28 11:34:05] <Dolash> Oh sup Zecora
  492. [2015-11-28 11:34:07] <Aramek> WOO!
  493. [2015-11-28 11:34:08] <Shotgunbadger> whoo boss Zecora
  494. [2015-11-28 11:34:10] <Niels_Olof> I like her hair!
  495. [2015-11-28 11:34:23] <TheDoctor> They need to do DS( Blood Tests for chnagelings
  496. [2015-11-28 11:34:42] <chronos30[colloquy]> Do the blood test from the Thing
  497. [2015-11-28 11:34:44] <garamir> that's a pretty weird salve
  498. [2015-11-28 11:34:51] <Dolash> "If you tell the others they're part of a beta timeline they might lose their shit"
  499. [2015-11-28 11:34:55] <Mordja> Guerilla pones
  500. [2015-11-28 11:35:24] <Mordja> "Yeah we have saved the world a bunch..."
  501. [2015-11-28 11:35:26] <Dolash> "Why'd she do this?" "Uh, we ran her out of her village"
  502. [2015-11-28 11:35:40] <fenster> nice visual there
  503. [2015-11-28 11:35:45] <TheDoctor> Feels like the villains should have been seen in reverse order...
  504. [2015-11-28 11:36:05] <Dolash> Changelings!
  505. [2015-11-28 11:36:16] <garamir> yellow?!
  506. [2015-11-28 11:36:18] <Aramek> "Lives"
  507. [2015-11-28 11:36:21] <Shotgunbadger> haha
  508. [2015-11-28 11:36:24] <RudeCyrus> welp
  509. [2015-11-28 11:36:25] <Mordja> Not the hat!
  510. [2015-11-28 11:36:26] <garamir> RIP hat
  511. [2015-11-28 11:36:31] <Dolash> Oh don't help or nothing Twilight
  512. [2015-11-28 11:36:34] <Shotgunbadger> whoo best queen
  513. [2015-11-28 11:36:37] <Aramek> MWAHAHAHA
  514. [2015-11-28 11:36:42] <garamir> no reverb on her voice
  515. [2015-11-28 11:36:46] <Aramek> SHE'S SO COOL! AND PRETTY!
  516. [2015-11-28 11:36:47] <constellation> rock it twilight
  517. [2015-11-28 11:37:02] <Shotgunbadger> haha child was a changeling
  518. [2015-11-28 11:37:04] <Shotgunbadger> get owned
  519. [2015-11-28 11:37:05] <Aramek> KRULLS!
  520. [2015-11-28 11:37:32] <garamir> "wow, creature? that's hurtful"
  521. [2015-11-28 11:37:34] <RudeCyrus> CHARGE
  522. [2015-11-28 11:37:36] <fenster> rip zecora :(
  523. [2015-11-28 11:37:39] <Shotgunbadger> racist ass zebra
  524. [2015-11-28 11:37:56] <Dolash> I actually like that Twilight makes a break for the time travel instead of sticking around to help out a timeline she's just going to erase
  525. [2015-11-28 11:38:09] <garamir> are there more Starlights where htat came from also
  526. [2015-11-28 11:38:11] <Dolash> Twilight has also reached the Homer stage of time travel
  527. [2015-11-28 11:38:14] <Mordja> yesssss more laser fights
  528. [2015-11-28 11:38:16] <RudeCyrus> laser battle
  529. [2015-11-28 11:38:21] <Shotgunbadger> yea I mean, in a quantum sense shit sucks, but those guys are gonna vanish in a minute anyway
  530. [2015-11-28 11:38:24] <TheDoctor> Seriously Twilight. You suck at this
  531. [2015-11-28 11:38:25] <Aramek> "Woo, yeah!" - kids
  532. [2015-11-28 11:38:27] <Dolash> "Not change anything, huh? What if I change EVERYTHING?!"
  533. [2015-11-28 11:38:36] <KillingVector> welp
  534. [2015-11-28 11:38:38] <KefkaFloyd> choke on that, causality!
  535. [2015-11-28 11:38:44] <Niels_Olof> Damnit, Twilight
  536. [2015-11-28 11:38:45] <RudeCyrus> welp
  537. [2015-11-28 11:38:49] <chronos30[colloquy]> Luna time?
  538. [2015-11-28 11:38:50] <constellation> nightmare moom time
  539. [2015-11-28 11:38:53] <KillingVector> NMM time?
  540. [2015-11-28 11:38:54] <Dolash> Yeah Luna time
  541. [2015-11-28 11:38:56] <Mordja> Eeyup
  542. [2015-11-28 11:38:56] <Aramek> hahahhahahaa
  543. [2015-11-28 11:38:57] <fenster> whens discord
  544. [2015-11-28 11:39:01] <KefkaFloyd> a lesson in not changing history in mrs. "I'm my own princess"
  545. [2015-11-28 11:39:02] <Aramek> Awwmeahhnnnn
  546. [2015-11-28 11:39:02] <Bremen> I wonder how NMM got stopped the first two times
  547. [2015-11-28 11:39:06] <Dolash> Will we have a Discord round?
  548. [2015-11-28 11:39:17] <Mordja> Oh cool those guys
  549. [2015-11-28 11:39:20] <constellation> CGI
  550. [2015-11-28 11:39:20] <RudeCyrus> timber wolves
  551. [2015-11-28 11:39:21] <constellation> :/
  552. [2015-11-28 11:39:28] <Dolash> What a time for her spells to be on cooldown
  553. [2015-11-28 11:39:29] <Aramek> Outta mana.
  554. [2015-11-28 11:39:35] <Mordja> Whoa that looks cool
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  556. [2015-11-28 11:40:01] <Mordja> So far the least bad timeline at least
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  558. [2015-11-28 11:40:09] <Niels_Olof> Don’t fail me now stream
  559. [2015-11-28 11:40:10] <constellation> rekt
  560. [2015-11-28 11:40:13] <VoidChicken> burn
  561. [2015-11-28 11:40:14] <Shotgunbadger> yea fuck dragons
  562. [2015-11-28 11:40:16] <RudeCyrus> BURN
  563. [2015-11-28 11:40:35] <KefkaFloyd> everyone is EVIL
  564. [2015-11-28 11:40:38] <garamir> now you fucked up
  565. [2015-11-28 11:40:39] <Dolash> Yeah that first one was badass
  566. [2015-11-28 11:40:41] <fenster> haha
  567. [2015-11-28 11:40:42] <fenster> nice shot
  568. [2015-11-28 11:40:49] <RudeCyrus> yaaaaay
  569. [2015-11-28 11:40:51] <TheDoctor> We're going to get the evil Celestia from the card game.
  570. [2015-11-28 11:40:54] <Dolash> Should've stayed and fought that sweet war
  571. [2015-11-28 11:40:56] <Aramek> She's so evil and pretty!
  572. [2015-11-28 11:40:59] <constellation> Do you think they're intentionally giving us a year's worth of fanfic to write or what
  573. [2015-11-28 11:41:03] <Bremen> Who knows, maybe you cna talk some sense into her.
  574. [2015-11-28 11:41:05] <garamir> dragging Nightmare Moon back with them to face Starlight would be pretty hilarious
  575. [2015-11-28 11:41:12] <Dolash> Oh man if the final timeline was evil Celestia or even evil Twilight that'd be baller
  576. [2015-11-28 11:41:19] <Aramek> And she's a demigod so instantly knew what was up.
  577. [2015-11-28 11:41:21] <VoidChicken> can't make things worse
  578. [2015-11-28 11:41:21] <TheDoctor> So how were NMM, Discord and Chrysalis defeated in the SOmbtra Timeline?
  579. [2015-11-28 11:41:22] <garamir> constellation: honestly, all of these stories have already been written
  580. [2015-11-28 11:41:25] <fenster> also they skipped tirek
  581. [2015-11-28 11:41:27] <constellation> true
  582. [2015-11-28 11:41:27] <TheDoctor> This story is being told in the wrong order!
  583. [2015-11-28 11:41:33] <constellation> next timeline guesses GO
  584. [2015-11-28 11:41:35] <constellation> I bet it's Discord
  585. [2015-11-28 11:41:38] <Bremen> Discord might well have never gotten free
  586. [2015-11-28 11:41:39] <Dolash> Like the last one is a timeline where Twilight goes crazy trying to stop all the timelines and brute forces the outcome or something
  587. [2015-11-28 11:41:41] <fenster> I think discord is next
  588. [2015-11-28 11:41:43] <Bremen> The others, who knows
  589. [2015-11-28 11:41:43] <Mordja> holy shit these boxes are the worst
  590. [2015-11-28 11:41:46] <Aramek> Next timeline, everything is felt, again.
  591. [2015-11-28 11:41:47] <Mir_> it does kinda beg the question of how they beat nightmare moon and the changlings in the other timelines.
  592. [2015-11-28 11:41:51] <constellation> Discord, who she already knows how to convince to be good
  593. [2015-11-28 11:41:52] <Aramek> Pinkie Pie Felt Dimension.
  594. [2015-11-28 11:41:55] <constellation> except they only have 20 minutes
  595. [2015-11-28 11:41:56] <constellation> so idk
  596. [2015-11-28 11:41:57] <fenster> Discord -> tirek -Starlight
  597. [2015-11-28 11:42:01] <garamir> TheDoctor: Maybe Celestia can stop two out of three
  598. [2015-11-28 11:42:08] <constellation> unless they end this season on a cliffhanger
  599. [2015-11-28 11:42:14] <constellation> since they're alreay renewed for season 6
  600. [2015-11-28 11:42:21] <garamir> Wow, Crayola? Cool, dude!
  601. [2015-11-28 11:42:27] <constellation> remember when TV shows used to do that
  602. [2015-11-28 11:42:27] <Mordja> pffffffffffff
  603. [2015-11-28 11:42:28] <TheDoctor> She didn't stop Chrysalis, which makes no sese as without Shining Armor's pwoer she woudln't stand a chance...
  604. [2015-11-28 11:42:33] <constellation> end a season on a 'NO HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT'
  605. [2015-11-28 11:42:39] <TheDoctor> Chrysalis said she had taken Canterlot
  606. [2015-11-28 11:42:42] <RudeCyrus> breakdancing zombie
  607. [2015-11-28 11:42:49] <Dolash> Shining Armor still existed
  608. [2015-11-28 11:42:55] <Mordja> for the laziest of families
  609. [2015-11-28 11:43:01] <Dolash> He and Cadance could've had their wedding and Chrystalis wasn't found out
  610. [2015-11-28 11:43:06] <BaronPorkface> 1,0Twilight totally caused Tieks escape
  611. [2015-11-28 11:43:20] <fenster> Celestia could probably beat Chrysalis if Chrysalis wasn't absorbing shining armors power
  612. [2015-11-28 11:43:24] <BaronPorkface> Tirek's
  613. [2015-11-28 11:43:28] <garamir> okay, stream's dying for me now
  614. [2015-11-28 11:43:36] <Bremen> same
  615. [2015-11-28 11:43:44] <Mordja> refreshed and it's better
  616. [2015-11-28 11:44:06] <TheDoctor> Just seems like these villains should have shown up in reverse order.
  617. [2015-11-28 11:44:14] <RudeCyrus> that mane
  618. [2015-11-28 11:44:17] <Shotgunbadger> haha
  619. [2015-11-28 11:44:23] <Mordja> wow she sounds weird there
  620. [2015-11-28 11:44:25] <Aramek> SHORT MANE!
  621. [2015-11-28 11:44:27] <constellation> gj spike
  622. [2015-11-28 11:44:27] <Dolash> "Also are you an alicorn?"
  623. [2015-11-28 11:44:27] <Aramek> kldhnsvgkljbhnsgklvnszkljvbsklvb
  624. [2015-11-28 11:44:37] <Mordja> ironic
  625. [2015-11-28 11:44:46] <garamir> switching to BronyTV
  626. [2015-11-28 11:44:51] <Mordja> and why not imprisoned in the sun?
  627. [2015-11-28 11:44:52] <quyksilver> not the sun
  628. [2015-11-28 11:44:53] <Aramek> NMM is the best kind of ham.
  629. [2015-11-28 11:45:01] <TheDoctor> ANd lets nto say HOW she did that....
  630. [2015-11-28 11:45:12] <Dolash> smash cut to her being eaten by timberwolves
  631. [2015-11-28 11:45:15] <TheDoctor> There's the Celestia defeat quota for the episode...
  632. [2015-11-28 11:45:27] <Mir_> celestia moon
  633. [2015-11-28 11:45:27] <Mordja> DED
  634. [2015-11-28 11:45:28] <Niels_Olof> It’s a pretty Moon, tho...
  635. [2015-11-28 11:45:30] <RudeCyrus> ded
  636. [2015-11-28 11:45:35] <chronos30[colloquy]> Wanton dog murder
  637. [2015-11-28 11:45:44] <Aramek> Strollin' and nukin'.
  638. [2015-11-28 11:46:02] <KillingVector> bye
  639. [2015-11-28 11:46:03] <Dolash> "Psych, bitch!"
  640. [2015-11-28 11:46:08] <chronos30[colloquy]> Hahahhaha
  641. [2015-11-28 11:46:09] <garamir> aw
  642. [2015-11-28 11:46:15] <chronos30[colloquy]> Tired now
  643. [2015-11-28 11:46:16] <fenster> oh come on
  644. [2015-11-28 11:46:18] <RudeCyrus> god dammit
  645. [2015-11-28 11:46:21] <fenster> something has to be up with starlight
  646. [2015-11-28 11:46:21] <Aramek> HAPPY FACE HAIR UP@
  647. [2015-11-28 11:46:26] <TheDoctor> Of for fucks sale
  648. [2015-11-28 11:46:28] <fenster> ahh I guess wrong
  649. [2015-11-28 11:46:29] <chronos30[colloquy]> Tirek
  650. [2015-11-28 11:46:29] <KillingVector> there's Tirek
  651. [2015-11-28 11:46:30] <TheDoctor> For fucks sake
  652. [2015-11-28 11:46:31] <garamir> uhhh
  653. [2015-11-28 11:46:32] <Mordja> woops
  654. [2015-11-28 11:46:33] <TheDoctor> Just make her an ALicorn
  655. [2015-11-28 11:46:34] <constellation> hahaah
  656. [2015-11-28 11:46:35] <BaronPorkface> Haha
  657. [2015-11-28 11:46:37] <constellation> GIF THAT SHIT
  658. [2015-11-28 11:46:38] <constellation> RIGHT NOW
  659. [2015-11-28 11:46:39] <Dolash> Ahahaha nowwwwww we're into Simpsons time travel
  660. [2015-11-28 11:46:41] <RudeCyrus> hahahahaha
  661. [2015-11-28 11:46:41] <KillingVector> lol
  662. [2015-11-28 11:46:42] <Mordja> King Discord!
  663. [2015-11-28 11:46:43] <Aramek> NUKE! NUKE!\
  664. [2015-11-28 11:46:43] <garamir> laff
  665. [2015-11-28 11:46:55] <Dolash> Starlight you are the best
  666. [2015-11-28 11:46:56] <KillingVector> yessss
  667. [2015-11-28 11:46:58] <Mordja> MORE INDUSTRY
  668. [2015-11-28 11:47:01] <KillingVector> the Flim Flam Future!
  669. [2015-11-28 11:47:02] <Shotgunbadger> HAHA FLIM FLAM
  670. [2015-11-28 11:47:05] <Mir_> flimflam future
  671. [2015-11-28 11:47:05] <garamir> how does this spell even work
  672. [2015-11-28 11:47:06] <Dolash> Trixie universe incoming
  673. [2015-11-28 11:47:14] <Aramek> INDUSTRIOUS TIMELINE!
  674. [2015-11-28 11:47:21] <TheDoctor> Shouldn't th er ebe like 20 Twilights and Starlights
  675. [2015-11-28 11:47:34] <Mordja> She is so amazingly awful
  676. [2015-11-28 11:47:38] <Shotgunbadger> it's one spell
  677. [2015-11-28 11:47:40] <TheDoctor> And how the hell does Starlight not see how badly the fiture is screwed up
  678. [2015-11-28 11:47:53] <Dolash> ...Does Starlight not experience the messed up timelines?
  679. [2015-11-28 11:47:58] <VoidChicken> because she never bothers to go to them
  680. [2015-11-28 11:48:06] <Niels_Olof> Redemption coming up
  681. [2015-11-28 11:48:15] <garamir> THE DAWN OF PONY
  682. [2015-11-28 11:48:20] <Aramek> "This is...pretty equal."
  683. [2015-11-28 11:48:26] <RudeCyrus> YOU BLEW IT UP
  684. [2015-11-28 11:48:29] <Bremen> She said the spell sent her to the past, and it was different for Twilight
  685. [2015-11-28 11:48:31] <constellation> v. equal, good shit good shit
  686. [2015-11-28 11:48:33] <Dolash> Really? Really, you don't know?
  687. [2015-11-28 11:49:21] <Dolash> Tragic backstory incoming
  688. [2015-11-28 11:49:32] <RudeCyrus> BOOOKS
  689. [2015-11-28 11:49:36] <chronos30[colloquy]> And redemption im sure
  690. [2015-11-28 11:49:37] <constellation> that hair
  691. [2015-11-28 11:49:38] <Mordja> Jenga but with books
  692. [2015-11-28 11:49:40] <garamir> "And liek my other home, it doesn't have a name"
  693. [2015-11-28 11:49:46] <Dolash> Wait why doesn't she fix whatever goes wrong here?
  694. [2015-11-28 11:49:48] <Shotgunbadger> book jenga rules
  695. [2015-11-28 11:49:49] <Aramek> Sunburst is cute.
  696. [2015-11-28 11:49:53] <VoidChicken> interesting coloration on him
  697. [2015-11-28 11:49:56] <garamir> nice design
  698. [2015-11-28 11:50:05] <constellation> horsenoise
  699. [2015-11-28 11:50:06] <Niels_Olof> happy horse noises!
  700. [2015-11-28 11:50:06] <RudeCyrus> horse noise
  701. [2015-11-28 11:50:09] <VoidChicken> oooh, she got the Twist treatment
  702. [2015-11-28 11:50:14] <Aramek> HORSIE NOIS#W!
  703. [2015-11-28 11:50:15] <Aramek> lksnvfbhsafkljbnafkljbaklhnabfkljbvaf
  704. [2015-11-28 11:50:17] <garamir> Wow, book magic?! Twilight's love interest incoming
  705. [2015-11-28 11:50:20] <constellation> the twist treatment
  706. [2015-11-28 11:50:20] <constellation> lol
  707. [2015-11-28 11:50:23] <Dolash> Starlight is the petty-est pony EVER
  708. [2015-11-28 11:50:33] <Aramek> This betrayal is rather pedestrian.
  709. [2015-11-28 11:50:34] <constellation> f r i e n d
  710. [2015-11-28 11:50:35] <TheDoctor> THat's it?
  711. [2015-11-28 11:50:41] <TheDoctor> That's the backstory they went with?
  712. [2015-11-28 11:50:52] <constellation> haters leave
  713. [2015-11-28 11:50:52] <Dolash> My friend left me! So I made a village where nobody can leave me! Someone took it away so I destroyed Equestria! AHHHHH
  714. [2015-11-28 11:50:54] <Shotgunbadger> 'that's ridiculous' 'well no, it actually happened'
  715. [2015-11-28 11:51:08] <RudeCyrus> riiiiiiip
  716. [2015-11-28 11:51:14] <constellation> eah rip
  717. [2015-11-28 11:51:18] <Dolash> rip in piece time spell
  718. [2015-11-28 11:51:21] <quyksilver> 10 minutes left
  719. [2015-11-28 11:51:23] <Shotgunbadger> I mean, unicorn shit is kinda fucked up, that's some Jedi crap right there
  720. [2015-11-28 11:51:25] <Mordja> jesus christ
  721. [2015-11-28 11:51:27] <garamir> You'll never be able to read this scroll... once I rip it in half!
  722. [2015-11-28 11:51:28] <Niels_Olof> You know, that Starlight is not very nice, if you think about it
  723. [2015-11-28 11:51:31] <Shotgunbadger> kid makes some books fly so he gets taken away
  724. [2015-11-28 11:51:46] <fenster> Yeah Shotgunbadger
  725. [2015-11-28 11:51:49] <Aramek> All it takes is one bad day, and , whoop, now you're a Unicorn Sith Lord.
  726. [2015-11-28 11:51:53] <Aramek> I like Starlight.
  727. [2015-11-28 11:51:55] <Mordja> Why aren't they showcasing Bayonetta 2 in this ad?
  728. [2015-11-28 11:51:58] <Dolash> They should've made a timeline that was actually kind of okay and Twilight had to decide to change it anyway
  729. [2015-11-28 11:51:58] <garamir> have Spike send the scroll to Celestia
  730. [2015-11-28 11:52:17] <Dolash> Like one where Sunset or Trixie took her place and Twilight just didn't make any friends
  731. [2015-11-28 11:52:21] <Aramek> Because Bayo is bad.
  732. [2015-11-28 11:52:22] -->| Bannon (~no@synIRC-C372A05C.lightspeed.spfdmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #ponyday
  733. [2015-11-28 11:52:24] <garamir> FART GAME
  734. [2015-11-28 11:52:26] <chronos30[colloquy]> I literally blinked and missed discord world
  735. [2015-11-28 11:52:29] <Niels_Olof> It would be nice to see an alternative Celestia up close
  736. [2015-11-28 11:52:34] <Bremen> Ugh, really?
  737. [2015-11-28 11:52:39] <chronos30[colloquy]> Anything funny in that shot
  738. [2015-11-28 11:52:44] <constellation> I think they call that 'time constraints'
  739. [2015-11-28 11:52:49] <fenster> yeah it was funny
  740. [2015-11-28 11:52:54] <TheDoctor> This is like that Star Trek Voyager episode that Carl Sagans sun. Lots of hilariously stupid time travel, but entertaining
  741. [2015-11-28 11:52:56] <Aramek> Discord world was a funny visual gag.
  742. [2015-11-28 11:53:00] <constellation> carmel apple shartlets
  743. [2015-11-28 11:53:01] <garamir> Dolash: should've thrown in some other supervillain and never mentioned them again
  744. [2015-11-28 11:53:02] <TheDoctor> Carl Sagan's son wrote*
  745. [2015-11-28 11:53:06] <Bremen> Isn't there a regulation against advertising toys during the show?
  746. [2015-11-28 11:53:10] <Dolash> Yeah I guess they didn't have time to do all the possibilities
  747. [2015-11-28 11:53:18] <Aramek> Maybe in Commieworld where you live.
  748. [2015-11-28 11:53:25] <KillingVector> can't advertise MLP toys during MLP
  749. [2015-11-28 11:53:27] <chronos30[colloquy]> This could be a whole season
  750. [2015-11-28 11:53:27] <Aramek> :jingo:
  751. [2015-11-28 11:53:29] <Bremen> They just did
  752. [2015-11-28 11:53:32] <constellation> haxmega starting to bug out
  753. [2015-11-28 11:53:42] <garamir> FCC regulations don't always apply equally to cable
  754. [2015-11-28 11:53:43] <KillingVector> well, maybe that changed
  755. [2015-11-28 11:53:49] <KillingVector> I wasn't paying attention to the ads
  756. [2015-11-28 11:53:50] <constellation> haxmega stream died
  757. [2015-11-28 11:53:56] <fenster> he reset it
  758. [2015-11-28 11:53:57] <Mordja> yeah switchted to BTV
  759. [2015-11-28 11:54:01] <constellation> oh we're back
  760. [2015-11-28 11:54:34] <RudeCyrus> rainboom gonna happen
  761. [2015-11-28 11:54:40] <garamir> Twilight's plan: keep Starlight monologuing until the future is inevitable
  762. [2015-11-28 11:54:42] <Dolash> "We have cosmic superpowers, you dick!"
  763. [2015-11-28 11:54:53] <Dolash> Actually the monologing is a good idea
  764. [2015-11-28 11:54:54] <Aramek> Find Sunburst as an adult. He might be super handsome now.
  765. [2015-11-28 11:55:05] <garamir> Shocking twist: our timeline is the bad one where Starlight is a villain
  766. [2015-11-28 11:55:19] <Mordja> thank god Spike's here
  767. [2015-11-28 11:55:31] <Dolash> "If they do, you fail, and you need to change time some more!"
  768. [2015-11-28 11:55:37] <constellation> garamir dang
  769. [2015-11-28 11:55:52] <Dolash> Table's had enough of your shit
  770. [2015-11-28 11:55:52] <Mordja> wonder if they'll ever explain how Starlight's such a god tier wizard
  771. [2015-11-28 11:56:06] <Aramek> Dash punches Starlight in the mouth suddenly.
  772. [2015-11-28 11:56:10] <constellation> okay now forget starlight for a couple seasons
  773. [2015-11-28 11:56:25] <Mordja> Dammit, Dash's ego is gonna get even bigger
  774. [2015-11-28 11:56:30] <garamir> R.Dash gained EGO +1!
  775. [2015-11-28 11:56:32] <Bremen> They should have given her the alicorn amulet for this episode
  776. [2015-11-28 11:56:37] <Bremen> That would have been pretty cool
  777. [2015-11-28 11:56:42] <Aramek> Furiosa Dash was S++
  778. [2015-11-28 11:56:51] <TheDoctor> kill her
  779. [2015-11-28 11:56:55] <RudeCyrus> SLAVERY
  780. [2015-11-28 11:56:55] <Dolash> Also, again, you literally defeated like a half-dozen supervillains
  781. [2015-11-28 11:56:57] <TheDoctor> execution
  782. [2015-11-28 11:56:59] <Aramek> He'd better be handsome!
  783. [2015-11-28 11:57:06] <constellation> new friend
  784. [2015-11-28 11:57:10] <constellation> shark jumpin' time
  785. [2015-11-28 11:57:21] <RudeCyrus> first hoof
  786. [2015-11-28 11:57:22] <VoidChicken> "no excuse for what i did" technically you didn't.
  787. [2015-11-28 11:57:23] <garamir> ehhhh
  788. [2015-11-28 11:57:28] <TheDoctor> ...
  789. [2015-11-28 11:57:37] <TheDoctor> LAAAAAME
  790. [2015-11-28 11:57:46] <RudeCyrus> haha pinkie pie
  791. [2015-11-28 11:57:46] <Mordja> Twilight's got her own student now?
  792. [2015-11-28 11:57:57] <Shotgunbadger> they literally redeemed shadow-hitler
  793. [2015-11-28 11:57:58] <garamir> was kind of expecting "why don't you go find that friend you left behind years ago"
  794. [2015-11-28 11:58:02] <Bremen> Yep, that got spoilered by a book
  795. [2015-11-28 11:58:03] <Shotgunbadger> this is in step
  796. [2015-11-28 11:58:06] <VoidChicken> starlight main character of G5
  797. [2015-11-28 11:58:08] <Dolash> Newsflash, show about friendship teaches friendship as solution
  798. [2015-11-28 11:58:09] <Aramek> Twi is good at this friendship shit.
  799. [2015-11-28 11:58:09] <LapisInfinitas> Should have left her in the wasteland timeline.
  800. [2015-11-28 11:58:11] <RainbowCrash> new friend jeromy
  801. [2015-11-28 11:58:12] <chronos30[colloquy]> A book synopsis spoiled the student thing
  802. [2015-11-28 11:58:22] <Bannon> Mane 7 *and dragon slave*
  803. [2015-11-28 11:58:40] <RudeCyrus> drummer spike
  804. [2015-11-28 11:58:59] <Dolash> Man they should've just tracked down library kid
  805. [2015-11-28 11:59:01] <Aramek> Remember Starlight is still OP.
  806. [2015-11-28 11:59:02] <LapisInfinitas> Well the crew has another unicorn.
  807. [2015-11-28 11:59:06] <Shotgunbadger> he should be playing the bass
  808. [2015-11-28 11:59:10] <Shotgunbadger> because lol the bass
  809. [2015-11-28 11:59:12] <Bannon> Oh hey,
  810. [2015-11-28 11:59:13] <Bannon> HEY
  811. [2015-11-28 11:59:17] <Dolash> We will never see Starlight again after this episode
  812. [2015-11-28 11:59:18] <Bannon> its back to 2 unicorns.
  813. [2015-11-28 11:59:23] <Aramek> B-Squad!
  814. [2015-11-28 11:59:23] <Bannon> BALANCE TO THE FORCE
  815. [2015-11-28 11:59:34] <Aramek> THUNDER!
  816. [2015-11-28 11:59:44] <garamir> I'm surprised that Librarian Cutie Mark is enough to get you a pass to Celestia's school for gifted unicorns, but Starlight slips through the cracks as The Most Powerful Unicorn Ever
  817. [2015-11-28 11:59:47] <RainbowCrash> what are they lookin at
  818. [2015-11-28 11:59:50] <RudeCyrus> And she was never seen again
  819. [2015-11-28 11:59:51] <Bremen> No future where Trixie conquered Equestria. Episode 0/10
  820. [2015-11-28 11:59:55] <Mordja> Hmmm does that mean she'll actually be a main character next season?
  821. [2015-11-28 11:59:55] <Aramek> hahahahaha
  822. [2015-11-28 11:59:56] <Bannon> haha no discord.
  823. [2015-11-28 12:00:00] <BaronPorkface> Remember when a Derpy sighting caused a chatsplosion?
  824. [2015-11-28 12:00:03] <Bremen> There was a discord future
  825. [2015-11-28 12:00:03] <fenster> That song was really good
  826. [2015-11-28 12:00:03] <Aramek> Only Bulk wasn't looking at the camera.
  827. [2015-11-28 12:00:06] <Dolash> Crowd shot!
  828. [2015-11-28 12:00:12] <Bremen> He was playing the princess sisters like puppets
  829. [2015-11-28 12:00:21] |<-- KefkaFloyd has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: This machine has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…)
  830. [2015-11-28 12:00:22] <Aramek> Lack of trixie was my only complaint.
  831. [2015-11-28 12:00:24] <LapisInfinitas> In every timeline Trixie died in a tragic wagon wheel accident.
  832. [2015-11-28 12:00:24] <Niels_Olof> Nice crowd shot at the end
  833. [2015-11-28 12:00:25] <Dolash> Yeah I'd have loved a glimpse at a Trixie future
  834. [2015-11-28 12:00:32] <chronos30[colloquy]> And applejack cameos I pet shop
  835. [2015-11-28 12:00:35] <Aramek> The last one was.
  836. [2015-11-28 12:00:36] <KillingVector> oh hi AJ
  837. [2015-11-28 12:00:38] <Aramek> *rimshot*
  838. [2015-11-28 12:00:45] <Mordja> Guess we'll have to wait and see what happens in season 6, but until then, goodbye forever!
  839.  
  840. *insert THE END here*
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