B&B and the harem problem

>Blarco is sitting in the dark, inside his room. Suddenly, Blar burst the door open.
>OH, BLARCO, MY BEST FRIEND!
>Greetings, Blar.
>I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU IN THIS VERY MOMENT!
>We are talking already.
>YOU SEE, LATELY I'VE NOTICED YOU'VE BECOME INSANELY POPULAR WITH GIRLS.
>I have always been a riot among females.
>NO, BLARCO. I KNOW YOUR DORKYNESS AND SENSITIVITY MAKE YOU A DESIRABLE MALE NOONE COULD RESIST. BUT YOUR POPULARITY IS GOING OFF CHARTS!
>That sounds implausible.
>ALL AND EVERY SINGLE GIRL IS TALKING ABOUT YOU, FROM BLACKIE TO UNNAMED BACKGROUND CHARACTER #3!
>That sounds improbable.
>AND MOREOVER, MOST OF THE TIME THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING HUGE THEY CALL "MEASURING THE SIZE A DIAZ".
>... I partially accept that.
>IT'S 100% TRUE. IT'S ALL HERE IN BLARFAN30'S JOURNAL OF ACTIVITIES!
>Then it must be true.
>WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, BLARCO? YOUR POPULARITY WITH GIRLS WILL INCREASE YOUR CRAZY HIJINKS, BUT IT MAY DIMINISH OUR QUALITY BONDING TIME AS BFF.
>Does the journal mention you?
>OH, YES. RIGHT HERE UNDER "ORIGINAL TROUBLESOME PARTNERSHIP".
>Proceed.
>"ALTHOUGH THE SHIPS BLARCO, BLARCO AND BLARCO HAPPEN, IT'S WITH NO DOUBT THAT BLARCO WILL BE THE ENDGAME SINCE IT'S GORGEOUS AND SUBLIME."
>Everything is Blarco.
>NO, SILLY BILLY.  IT'S THE MASHING OF OUR NAMES TO REPRESENT DEEP COMMITMENT AND COMPROMISE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE. IT OBVIOUSLY STANDS FOR BLAR AND BLARCO.
>What about Blackie, Blanna, Bla-
>SHHHH!! ONLY BLAR AND BLARCO. IT'S IN THE JOURNAL AND I HUMBLY ACCEPT MY FATE.
>I did not know you felt that way.
>NOR DID I, BUT THIS JOURNAL SAYS SO ON CHAPTER 4!
>... and what do we do now?
>WELL, ACCORDING TO THE HOLY WRITINGS, CHAPTER 5 SAYS ... HMMM ... FOR THIS WE'LL NEED TO GATHER UP ALL THE GIRLS AND GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF TOWN.
>Good grief....

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This story was written to mock at the endless shipping around Marco, and sometimes the derivation of the relationship into an harem. People at /sveg/ are very creative, but sometimes they derange the characters way off track. No ill sentiments towards them or everyone who enjoyr their stories, though!
If I'm not mistaken, this it the first time I wrote without any kinf of narration in the story. That's why there're no quotation marks around the speech of the characters, but I can't help but feeling it looks weird like that.