Path of Exile copypasta

The PoE playerbase is a fraction of the D3 players, you're delusional. That game can barely hold on to a few thousand players at most. There are private servers of obscure korean RPGs with more players than that lol. It just goes to show how obnoxiously loud the PoE playerbase is.

PoE has no endgame it's super boring I like the seasons in D3 which is like a really, a game against time and player. PoE is just boring maps or you do trading and other bullshit. It's fun but at the end you ask the question why am I doing this... and it can't be answered. Why am I doing maps to get better items? Oh to do more maps... huh this makes no sense. All free content in the world can't give me a endgame motivation to keep playing.

Five hundred and two offerings I gave to honour the new gods. I fought for Solaris. I wept for Lunaris. I killed Dusk and Dawn, self proclaimed prophets who desecrated their temples purity. They betrayed me, my goodwill, my faith. The new gods are dead. I shall return to my ancestors ways. Give my praise back to the old one, Kuduku. Without hesitation I shall offer up my life to the old one. As long as the heretic gods defile the skies, my spirit shall walk this earth knowing no rest.

Rawr x3 *casts aura* how are you *flame dashes on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a buff* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* your DPS so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it clears maps so fast ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* you likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope you really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy clearspeed~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags shaped strand* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *chisels your map* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and activates a breachstone* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I enfeeble mobs* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some Quicksilver potion *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks Ancestral Warchief* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your chaos orbs* your daddy meat I like *fondles Mr. Fuzzy* hehe *puts snout on exalts and inhales deeply* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles totem* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your Taste of Hate* so good *licks pre of your totem* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and casts Vaal Righteous Fire* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Cooterz. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Cooterz pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would GGG create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore.

Belton is redefining how we all interpret what alpha really means with his groundbreaking achievements. You wanna know why when you tune into his stream it's only him on his cam? It's because NO ONE is on his level. He's reached levels so high he hasn't seen another human being in years. His skin's pale because if he went outside there'd be no sun. The sun hasn't earned enough currency to reach his level. Outside is just a white vacuum not yet on his level but in his room, he can go full belton on his investments and maximize the number of 1's and 0's he has and reach his true alpha potential :)

In my earlier years I was traveling through the Himalayas and had a leg injury, I couldn't move and thought I was going to die. I passed out, and when could open my eyes again, there was a Buddhist monk standing over me. I realized he had saved me and brought me to the temple. I will never forget the words he spoke to me at that moment: "There is no discernible difference between Path of Exile and Diablo 3. Fuck GGG." He then turned around, his monk robe and long, unkempt hair flowing behind him, following his momentum, and walked away... I never saw him again.

I was grabbing drinks to put in my cart, and this like... 10 year old boy goes "I'm no beast of burden" in the most aged Templar impression he could possibly do. I realized I was wearing my Path of Exile shirt without any pants and turned around to see who it was. He was wearing a Tabula Rasa shirt. I went "This is neither the time nor the place" and he raised his hand to high 5 me, and I returned the gesture. When I walked away his mom as like... "What just happened". The kid goes "It's path of exile mom, you wouldn't get it".

My favorite streamer? ProjectPT without a doubt. Months back, he called me a retard when I said in chat that the standalone client userbase was bigger than Steam's. Now that I have a diagnosis for my intellectual disability, I've been able to get the help I need and my quality of life has improved tenfold.

you downvote me but my voltaxic spark build does 2 minute shaper's realm clears I bet you guys can't even come close I'm the any% record holder I have the fingers of a goddess and the speed of jesus's zebra-drawn chariot

"Where there is a flesh key, there must be a flesh door" Izaro says, as he rams Marauder's buttocks deep from behind with all of his might. Marauder then quickly Leap Slams behind him and bends him over, to which Izaro shouts "By the goddess, what ambition! An emperor must know precisely where he stands". As Marauder is about to drench Izaro with a hot load of cum, he moans a quiet "Complex machinations converge to a single act of power." After he wipes his eyes full of cum, they hear movement in the Enchantment Room. In horror, Izaro screams "The Goddess, is watching!"

You all act like this was a failure on his part like I would expect reddit to do. Raiz's intelligence is on a completely different plane than all us feeble-minded mortals. Every single idea and thought in his brain is more complex than us normal humans can even begin to comprehend. To even entertain the thought that you are in a position to judge Raiz' PoE gameplay is absurd and hubris of the highest level. Know your place, sheep.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Chris Wilson the Bald? I thought not. It's not a story Blizzard would tell you. It's an ARPG legend. Chris Wilson was a programmer so powerful and so wise he could use the code to influence the balance team to create ES... He had such a knowledge of coding he could even keep the characters he cared about from dying. The Chaos Inoculation side of the tree is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he buffed unique items with everything he knew, then they killed the game in his sleep. Ironic, He could save other characters from death, but not his own.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Krillson of winding pier fame? I thought not. It’s not a story the Eternals would tell you. It’s a Karui legend. Krillson of winding pier fame was a forsaken master of fishing, so powerful and so wise he could use the fish to influence the maps to create shit drops… He had such a knowledge of rng that he could even keep the uniques he cared about from dropping. Fishing is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unethical. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his fish, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could control others rng, but not himself.

jesus christ this is getting cringier and cringier by the moment. i was happy when we decided as a community to not participate in meta reddit's blackout thing a while back, and i was hoping the same thing would happen here. now im super disappointed that this memefest is all seeping through. this subreddit is getting worse and worse with all these new meta people coming in. im thankful for the mods for enforcing a tagging system, maybe one day we'll get a toggle for serious discussion only, so i can finally stop seeing this bullshit everywhere. the only reason any of us started using this subreddit anyway is because the forums suck ass, i would gladly leave if GGG did something about this problem. unfortunately they spend even more time meming here than on their own forums, so i guess there's nothing to it but to put up with this garbage for now.

I only play true ethical SSF hardcore. I delete every meta unique I find because it is unethical to keep it. When my character dies, I delete every item in every stash tab because it's not true ethical SSF hardcore otherwise. I Vorici break every six-link I land because it is unrealistic to ever six-link an item in true ethical SSF hardcore. I skip the Labyrinth because Ascendency Classes are unethical powerhouses. Every time a Vaal Orb drops, I immediately use it on a randomly equipped piece of gear to increase the challenge. I've had global chat and trade chat disabled since I got my beta invite back in 0.9.2d, the Merveil fireball optimisation and curse duration patch, because player interaction gave too much advantage. I've sent at least 84 emails to GGG support over the years asking for unlimited ignore player space so I can make sure that no one talks to me when I'm in town. I read and listen to every lorestone, notes, books to fully immerse myself in the true ethical SSF hardcore experience. Every time I go into this general and read the word "meta", "trading", "blade flurry", "clear speed", "Headhunter", so on and so on, I make sure to thrust my giant vibrating dildo one to three times to punish myself accordingly for tainting my TESSFHC experience. I've stolen at least a dozen credit cards from my parents to pay for the 3,250 normal stash tabs that I have to show my support for GGG and the true hardcore game that they have developed. It deeply saddens me that PT left, he was the only one that spoke only truth. Why do you self-proclaimed SSF hardcores even try to pretend that you're truly SSF hardcore? You make me fucking sick.

Scion has the sexual attraction. Just get a secondary account and create a scion. Put her in your main accounts hideout, make her beautiful ass visible to your customers. Use her as a prostitute for the rich buyers. Most of them will pay even more than the actual price. You'll be her pimp, but you'll be rich. So don't listen to the other fuckers, scion is the best.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little exile? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Oriath Templars, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret Vaal corruptions on live prisoners, and I have over 300 slaves of nightmare. I am trained in elementalist warfare and I’m the top sparker in the entire Oriathan armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another test subject. I will wipe you the fuck out with corruption the likes of which has never been seen before on Wraeclast, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the beast's telepathic network? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the blackguard encampments and your soul is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 600% crit multi lightning storm, maggot. The lightning storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, exile. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can corrupt you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my corrupted facebreakers. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed melee, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Wraeclast stores of skill gems and I will use them to their fullest extent to corrupt your miserable ass into servitude to the beast, you little primitive. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "righteous" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you exiled idiot. I will shit nightmare all over you and you will revel in it. You’re fucking corrupted, exile.