My Vtuber Self: A Recent Concern

>>Tiny X That's Very Hard to Hit
>>Ad
>I know I googled "sports bra huge breasts" because of Doujima Taiga's new outfit!
>But I only looked that up for reference material!
>Why can't these online ads understand that I don't harbor feelings of guilt or jealousy!?
>An ancient otaku once said that flat chests are a status symbol and have rare value!!