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- >Be Sunset Shimmer
- >Today was a very special day
- >Your friend Princess Twilight was coming to Equestria to visit you
- >While this wasn't all that unusual--she liked to come and see you whenever she had the time-- what made today special was that she was bringing along someone else
- >Someone that, in fact, wasn't a pony
- >And not only wasn't he a pony, he wasn't anything that Equus had ever seen before
- >It was a human, but, as Twilight had insisted, he wasn't like the humans on this side of the portal
- >His name was Anonymous, and to say that he was... different would be an understatement
- >Twilight wouldn't tell you the whole story of why he was coming here-- you had a feeling that she didn't know herself or knew too much-- but from what she HAD told you was that he didn't quite fit in in Equestria
- >The moment he had gotten there, Princess Celestia and her sister had inspected him
- >He had, for some reason or another, gotten into it with Celestia
- >It had gotten so out of hand that the princess had all but thrown him out of her castle-- which was something because you knew how well she liked to treat stallions
- >That had left him in Twilight's care and Twilight, ever eager to help someone out, alien or extra-dimensional being or whatever the hell Anon was, had decided to take him to Ponyville with her
- >This, for many, many reasons, had just made things worse
- >Half of the town had been horrified with having a green "giant" just appear in their town
- >It didn't matter that he was a stallion, and it also didn't matter that it was Princess Twilight herself that had brought him here
- >The moment they saw him they had raced to their homes and barricaded their doors
- >It had taken days for the princess to calm the townsponies down enough that they'd leave their homes
- >It took even longer for them to be able to walk up to Anon and talk to him without running away screaming
- >Twilight had said that something like this had happened before with a zebra named Zecora
- >And, since Ponyville was, country bumpkin kind of town, that was pretty much on par with the course
- >You might have never visited Ponyville yourself, but you had been to enough backwater towns to know how they worked
- >Earth ponies were pretty fucking finicky at the best of times, especially where other races were concerned
- >Hell, a lot of them didn't particularly care for pegasi or unicorns if you remembered right
- >Still though, in most cases that whole nonsense would have blown over in a month or two
- >Ponies would have found out that Anon was a harmless stallion and that would have been the end of that
- >But, of course, nothing was ever that easy
- >Anon wasn't a stallion in a stallion's sense
- >Sure, he had all of the parts, but he was much more like a mare in his mannerisms, if what Twilight had told you was true
- >And not only that, but he seemed to find it terribly funny that ponies were terrified of him
- >A lot of ponies didn't like it too much at some of the comments that he had made out it
- >From Twilight's letters, you gathered that they also didn't care very much for how he talked about the princesses either
- >The ill will of the guy's appearance didn't go away, in fact it festered
- >It also didn't help that many of the ponies found Anon as ugly as sin and with a bad attitude to boot
- >Arguments were had, a pony had been tossed through a window, and once an angry mob had gathered outside of the princess's castle
- >Twilight, bless her friendship-loving heart, had tried to fix things, but she could never get anywhere
- >Anon was just too different
- >From the way he looked to the way that he talked to was completely, otherworldly different
- >And not only was he different, he absolutely refused to change himself in a way that would make ponies more comfortable around him
- >So, after a year of trying her hardest to make things right, Twilight had offered Anon a way out
- >Anon, completely jobless because of his lack of a cutiemark and sick to death of ponies, had taken her up on her offer
- >And that was where you came in
- >Anon would come over here with a birth certificate, an I.D., and everything that he'd need to live comfortably
- >With some asking around on your part, you had managed to convince a local computer repair/building store to hire him
- >You'd also let him stay with you until you he had saved up enough money to get a place of his own, as well as teach him about this totally new world
- >It was the least you could do for Twilight, and it wasn't like you were going to leave a stallion high and dry
- >Ex-villain or not, you had better manners than that
- >And besides, anyone that gave Princess Celestia shit was a good apple in your book
- >From behind you, you could hear Rainbow let out a groan
- >"Is this Anon guy gonna show up sometime today?" she asked. "I wanna actually go out and do something today!"
- >"Don't be such a brute, Rainbow," Rarity chastised, fluffing her hair with a hand. "Moving to a different world entirely would be a big change for anyone, especially a stallion. If he needs to take his time coming here then we should be understanding."
- >"Yeah! And when he gets here we'll have the BIGGEST party!" Pinkie said, grinning ear to ear
- >You couldn't help but smile yourself
- "Remember to try to be as friendly as possible girls. Anon has had kind of a rough time in Equestria."
- >"We'll give'em a right ol' welcome, Sunny," Applejack said, flicking her hat. "Ya can be sure o' that."
- >You gave her a nod before turning back toward the portal and taking a deep breath
- >Alright Sunset
- >The two of them would be coming any minute
- >Remember that first impressions were important
- >Not five feet away from you, you could feel a shift in the air
- >The air on your arms stood on end, and you could feel something slowly trickling into you
- >Equestrian magic
- "Here they come, girls."
- >Behind you, Rarity fussed with the other girls, trying to make them ready
- >You made sure that you were presentable, as well as gave yourself a quick sniff check before putting on your best smile
- >Here we go...
- >There was a buzz, and then a pop before someone one stumbled out of the portal
- >You lurched forward, grabbing a frazzled Princess Twilight before she fell over
- >"Whoo... That never gets normal," she muttered, giving her head a shake
- "You'd think you'd be used to it by now," you said with a grin
- >Steadying herself, Twilight gave you a grin of her own as well as a hug
- >"How are you doing, Sunset?" she asked
- "I'm doing great," you replied, patting your friend's back
- >"I'm glad to hear that," she said, giving your cheek a nuzzle before taking a step away from you. "And thanks for doing this. Really."
- "It's no big deal," you said, shrugging. "It's the least I could do for you really."
- >You looked past her toward the portal
- "And speaking of doing things, where's Anon?"
- >"He's coming," Twilight replied, her nose scrunching up. "He wanted to carry all of his bags himself, even though I offered to help him."
- >That got a chuckle out of you
- "He's really is an independent guy then isn't h--"
- >You paused as a hand slipped through the portal to grab the statue
- >It was a big hand, you noticed
- >A moment later, Anon stepped through the portal with a grunt
- >You blinked, looking him up and down as both he and his bags slipped from Equestria to this world
- >Twilight hadn't been kidding when she said he wasn't like the human's here
- >For one, the guy was at least a head and a half bigger than anyone you had ever seen, guy or girl
- >His face, while very similar to any other human you had seen, had something... off about it
- >He was more symmetrical in his size as well, his body longer than any guy you had seen while his legs were relatively shorter compared to some of the humans were
- >And his eyes...
- >There was something weird about them...
- >From behind you, Rainbow let out a whistle
- >"Holy hell, what did they feed him?"
- >Anon rolled his jaw before giving his head a shake
- >"Fucking hell, you weren't kidding about that portal, Twi," he said, his voice surprisingly rough
- >Rubbing his neck, he then took a few steps toward you and Twilight
- >He looked around for a bit, blinking owlishly, until his gaze settled on you
- >You watched as his face transformed
- >His eyes widened and a light seemed to come to them
- >A smile, small but large enough to see that he also seemed to have a pair of canines, came to his face
- >"Motherfucker..."
- >Tossing his bags away haphazardly, Anon marched over to you
- >It took considerable willpower not to take a step backward, as well as keep a smile on your face
- >First impressions, Sunset...
- >First impressions...
- >When he was within arm's length, you offered him your hand
- "It's very nice t-to meet you, Anon. My name is Sun--eep!"
- >You jumped as, without warning, Anon cupped your face with those giant hands of his
- >They were rough hands, with chipped, cracked nails
- >The kind of hands that guys around here wouldn't dare to be seen with
- >"Another human," Anon said, his voice barely above a whisper as he traced your cheekbones with his thumbs. "You might be a big leggy but you're a real fucking human..."
- >Anon giggled to himself, looking like he was about to start bouncing in place
- >"Here I thought I was gonna die in some alien shithole without seeing another living person and here's another person. With hands and legs--"
- >He held you at arm's length, looking you over
- >"--And a surprisingly nice pair of knockers and ass."
- >From behind you, Applejack and Rainbow let out a guffaw
- >You puffed up slightly, a bit of silly pride filling you from the praise
- >Anon's almost crazed smile turned into a happy little grin as he continued to stroke your face
- >Alien or not, you couldn't help but blush a bit at how strangely intimate he was being
- >"So you're Sunset, right?" he asked
- "Y-Ye--"
- >Not wanting to sound like a beta girl that had never talked to a guy before, you quickly cleared your throat
- "Yes, I am. It's very nice to meet you, Anon."
- >Anon giggled again, looking around before looking back at you
- >"It's great to see you too, Sunset," he said. "It's great to be here."
- >His grip on your face tightened just a hair
- >For a moment, you thought you saw a tear in his eye, but before you could process that Anon was giggling again
- >"Hey was Twilight telling the truth when she said there was internet here?"
- >He leaned down under your noses were touching
- >Blushing a little harder, you tried to take a step away but Anon held you firmly in place
- >Apparently Anon's kind of humans were just as strong as they looked
- "Yes, there is internet here," you replied
- >"So Twilight wasn't full of shit when she said I was getting a job messing with computers," Anon said, almost as if he were just talking to himself. "What about cars, and phones? Do you guys have those two?"
- "Yep."
- >"And what about convenience stores? Or those faggots that use vapes."
- "They're both on every corner."
- >Anon let out a very excited noise, wiggling in place
- >Seeing the big guy made you smile
- >"Internet and cars and pretty girls," he said. "I've come out of hell and back into the real fucking world."
- >Before you could so much as blink, the big man pulled you into a crushing hug
- >You were lifted into the air as he rocked you back and forth, grinning to hugely that his smile was nearly off his face
- >"Oh, I fucking owe you for this, Twi! I owe you for this big time!" he said
- >Twilight giggled as you suffocated
- >"There's nothing to owe, Anon. I just wanted to see you happy."
- >Laughing, Anon broke his death grip on you
- >"Well I am! Happier than I've been in a long time," he said
- >As you tried to catch your breath, Anon once again cupped your face before leaning down and kissing you
- >sdkjfnskjdnsk!
- >Your eyes grew to the size of dinner plates, and your blush crept down your neck
- >"Oh my, what a... forward young man," Rarity said behind you
- >"Nothin' wrong with a guy that knows what he wants," Applejack replied
- >Breaking the kiss, Anon let out another laugh, placing a hand on both of your shoulders
- >"Another fucking human!" he said, nodding his head. "A world full of humans!"
- >Tugging at your skirt, you tried to say something intelligent
- "Y-You too..."
- >Thankfully, Anon didn't seem to hear you as he looked at your friends
- >"Is that human Rainbow other there?" he asked, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and practically dragging you toward the group. "You know, I couldn't stand the horse version of you, but you look like a pretty alright chick. And is that Applejack? Oh lord I think it is!"
- >You let out a eep as Anon's hand "accidently" brushed against your left boob
- >...
- >Celestia protect you...
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