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- >Principal Celestia calls for order as students finish filing into the gymnasium
- >"Alright students, the Canterlot High School presidential debate will commence as soon as the candidates are at their podiums!"
- >She looks to Twilight Sparkle, at the front of the bleachers, and then to you, at the top
- >You adjust your hair piece before you start walking
- >Halfway down the steps, you hear Flash Sentry shout from the far right
- >"Be careful everyone, mess with Trump and there'll be hell toupee!"
- >Ringing laughter echoes around you, but you fix your smug grin on your face and continue to the stage, where Twilight waits
- >"Hello Donald, I hope we can have a pleasant debate."
- >Her hand extends as she gives you a warm smile, as if you'd ever touch a female
- >You smugly grin her down as you take your stand
- >Celestia: "Alright everyone, we're going to start with Twilight Sparkle, who will be explaining why she'd like your vote this year."
- >The principal gestures to Twilight, who nods and shifts her notes
- >"Thank you Principal Celestia Celestia, to start off I'd like to-"
- "Now see here's the problem with electing Twilight Sparkle, she's got a bigger mouth than a brain, and can't even manage to make a decent point."
- >Shocked faces abound
- >Celestia: "Donald, please apologize! Petty insults are not tolerated on the stage!"
- "Alright alright, Twilight...I'm very sincerely sorry."
- >"It's alright Donald, now...where was I?"
- >She looks back down to her notes, obviously flustered
- >"Oh yes, if I'm elected as Class President, I'll be sure to-"
- "You know, I for one don't understand why we tolerate students like Twilight coming into this school!"
- >Everyone in the room goes silent as you smugly grin your grin of smug satisfaction at the crowd
- "She randomly shows up out of the blue with no paperwork, no credentials, coming from some random country that doesn't even exist!"
- >You put on your baseball cap as you delve further into your point
- "I say we send her, and all the illegal students just like her, straight back through that portal headfirst!"
- >You extend a triumphant fist to the bleachers
- >Sunset Shimmer suddenly looks very uncomfortable
- "Together, I think that all of us can make Canterlot High a better environment for all us hard working Canterlot Natives!"
- >Still, silence
- "Now, I'm sure that some of them are decent people, like my man Anonymous up there!"
- >You point to your suit clad conservative friend in the top row, who waves back
- "But we all know that the vast majority are a bunch of criminals and rapists
- >Now Anonymous is the one who looks uncomfortable
- >Celestia: "Donald, please exit the gymnasium."
- "Can it woman, you're fired!"
- >Celestia: "EXCUSE ME?"
- "Just remember everybody, I'm the only one who can make Canterlot great again!"
- >Garbage and insults rain down on you as you smugly walk out of the gym
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