weapon stuff

//rocks and crystals, like the various statues and lethicite crystal. Possibly skeletons?
Your [noun] bounces harmlessly off [themonster].
You [verb] [themonster], sending shards of [monster.him] flying!
[Themonster] cracks under your powerful [noun]!
You <b>shatter</b> [themonster] with your powerful [noun]!

//the pod
[Themonster] wobbles from your [noun], but seems unharmed.
Your [noun] barely leaves a scratch on [themonster]'s wall.
Your [noun] tears into [themonster]!
You shred [themonster]'s wall with your powerful [noun]!

//the beautiful sword
Your [noun] is parried by [themonster].
You [verb] [themonster], denting it.

//no damage lines
//animals
[Themonster] ducks under your [noun].

//worms
[Themonster] wriggles away from your [noun] at the last second.