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- >Hillary Clinton is awarded all delegates and wins two terms, despite not officially running
- >wake up to go to mandatory reparations classes
- >brush your teeth with synthetic bug paste that doubles as sustenance
- >get on your basedboy numale scooter and drive it to work becuz muh environment
- >you only slept 2 hours, because it's a 6 hour ride
- >you do this every day
- >get shot at by niggers on the way to work
- >a bullet hits you
- >luckily you are saved as the sound of an ied and a phrase shouted in Arabic is heard loudly
- >bleeding a lot
- >luckily you have free healthcare
- >free healthcare/police drone flies up
- >sticks a band aid on the wound
- >flies away
- >god bless murica
- >finally arrive at work
- >black boss yells at you for using your white privilege as an excuse to get shot by blacks and blames you for being racist
- >you must agree with her or you will he fired and possibly sent to a diversity camp
- >it's finally lunch
- >grasshopper protein time
- >you go to the fridge
- >the black coworker stole your alotted insect rations again
- >you deserve it anyway for racism
- >you approach a table with some others eating
- >"hey anon, a bunch of us are watching the newest state mandated anti-racism black adult underaged white schoolgirl bdsm anal gangbang tonight, don't forget to bring your cuck cage and your shock collar"
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