MAiG slot 2

 <Jerl> [The seemingly normal man yawns as he sits up in his bed, tired after a night of playing the demo for a fighting game spinoff of a popular shooter game series.  Tiredly, he looks around at his room, attempting to cement himself in reality after dreaming whatever dreams he had the night before.]
 * Klaymen ([email protected]) has left #maidrpg
 <Jerl> [On the east wall, there's a small closet with a locked container holding a handgun he purchased in a fit of paranoia after his neighbor got robbed.  The bed sits perpendicular and touching the west wall, and on the north wall there's a desk with a computer and variously neatly-kept office supplies and papers.]
 * Jerl|John looks at the clock
 <Jerl|John> It's only six.
 * Jerl|John crashes back down in bed
 <Jerl|John> I guess I'll just wait until one of those girls stops by.
 * Jerl|John falls back asleep.
 * Jerl|John zzz
 * Luize knocks and sighs...
 <Luize> 14 Another day.. another yen..
 * Jerl|John stirs at the sound of the knocking, but doesn't wake
 <Luize> Must be polite this time Luize.. you know what happened last time you did that to Yukari....
 * Luize knocks again, a bit louder this time around.
 * Jerl|John still doesn't stir
 * BB-hood follow along.
 <BB-hood> *yawn*... another cash-in day.
 * Jerl|John snore
 <Luize> ...geez..
 * Luize attempts to open the door, not sure if its locked or not.
 <Jerl|John> [Luize successfully opens the door.]
 <Luize> ...its not locked?... how... trusting..
 * Luize helps herself in.
 * Jerl|John snore again
 <Luize> Hello?
 * Jerl|John snore
 * BB-hood *yawn*
 * Luize sighs...
 <BB-hood> Hey.
 * BB-hood walk past Luize, and give her a weak kick to the bum.
 <Luize> ah--..
 * Luize tenses up a little before :T at her then making way towards at John.
 * Jerl|John snoooooooore
 * BB-hood is tempted to put a pillow over his face again.
 * Jerl|John almost wakes up at the climax of a nightmare about getting suffocated by his loyal maid, but manages to stay asleep
 * Jerl|John snooooooooooooooooore
 <Luize> ...do it.
 * Luize gets a pillow and leers over John... pondering...
 * Jerl|John sno- oo- oo- oore
 <BB-hood> Whatever. I didn't do that, you didn't do that. it miraculously happen to be there on his face.
 <BB-hood> We clear?
 * Jerl|John snooooooooooooooooo-
 * Jerl|John -ooooooooooooooooore
 * Luize smirks.
 <Luize> We clear.
 * Luize slams it down on his face.
 * BB-hood slip into the kitchen.
 * Jerl|John bolts awake just before the pillow lands
 <Jerl|John> GAAAAAAH
 <Jerl|John> What a nightmare, I was dreaming about getting suff-
 * Jerl|John ...
 * Jerl|John glares
 * BB-hood peers from the kitchen.
 * BB-hood KIHIHI
 <Jerl|John> ...But wait, it wasn't...
 <Jerl|John> ...Who're you?  Did one of the other maids get sick, or something?
 * Luize smiles like X).
 <Luize> I'm the replacement for her.
 <Jerl|John> I...See.
 <Jerl|John> But still, trying to suffocate me isn't nice.
 <Luize> I'm not trying to kill you sir.. just a wake-up call.. nothing more~
 <Jerl|John> No, you were trying to suffocate me.
 <Jerl|John> I can tell because Bulleta's snickering while watching us.
 * Jerl|John points
 <BB-hood> Shi-
 * BB-hood hides!
 * Luize keeps her cool.
 <Luize> I have no idea what you are talking about sir.
 <Jerl|John> Whether you know or not doesn't matter.
 <Jerl|John> Hmm.  I should punish you for this, somehow.
 <Jerl|John> Oooh, I know.
 <Jerl|John> For the rest of the day, you're at Bulleta's mercy.
 <BB-hood> Hey, way to punish someone, boss!
 * BB-hood thumbs-up!
 <Jerl|John> That includes having to eat her food.
 * Luize silently cries on the inside...
 * Jerl|John cringes in rememberance of the green eggs
 <Luize> V-very well.
 * Luize bows.
 * Jerl|John thinks back about the fevered dream he had while suffering in the hospital with food poisoning
 <Jerl|John> Well, in any case
 <BB-hood> I do think adding more clorophyll should be a good stuff...
 <Jerl|John> There isn't much to do.
 <Jerl|John> It should what
 <BB-hood> Right? Clorophyll's a good thing, no?
 <Jerl|John> I'm not a plant Bulleta
 <BB-hood> But hey. Maybe you can do a photosynthesis if you have enough of tem.
 * Luize sighs.
 <Luize> It doesn't work that way..
 * Jerl|John ponders
 <Jerl|John> I never DID get to go out to the store the other day.
 <Jerl|John> Hey, hey.
 <Luize> ...mm?
 <Jerl|John> Bulleta, make Luize's breakfast.
 <Luize> ...
 <BB-hood> Gotcha.
 <Jerl|John> Luize, make my breakfast.
 * BB-hood then proceed.
 * BB-hood this time comes out with PERFECTLY FINE AND DANDY American generic breakfast set.
 * BB-hood ...with a taco.
 <Luize> .....just what is this...?
 * Luize pokes at it.
 * Jerl|John examines the presented dishes
 <Jerl|John> ...Hey, switching them is cheating.
 * Jerl|John takes the American generic breakfast set with a taco and eats happily.
 * Luize eats her share...
 <Luize> ......
 <Jerl|John> Oh, Bulleta
 <Jerl|John> No one made you food.
 <Jerl|John> Go ahead and make yourself whatever you want, we're going to go out to buy more food anyway.
 <BB-hood> well... I have extra taco made, so yeah.
 * Jerl|John decides to start conversation over the meal
 <Jerl|John> So, how did you two end up becoming maids?
 <Luize> ...some omnipotent being named Yukari gapped me here.
 <Jerl|John> See, this is why I didn't want to eat Bulleta's food again.
 <Jerl|John> You end up with weird delerious thoughts like that.
 <Luize> I see..
 * Luize sighs.
 * Jerl|John pats Luize on the shoulder reassuringly
 <Jerl|John> How about you, Bulleta?
 <Luize> Only thing different, is that I'm telling you the truth..
 <Jerl|John> Oh, I see.  So you're just exaggerating the authority of the person who assigned you to me.  Gotcha.
 <Jerl|John> Hey, Bulleta, what about you?
 <BB-hood> huhwha-?
 * BB-hood is spacing out.
 <Jerl|John> How'd you end up being a maid?
 <BB-hood> who knows?
 <BB-hood> Money's good.
 <Jerl|John> How noncommittal~
 <BB-hood> 15And the mercs market is crowded nowadays.
 <Jerl|John> I think I'd see you more in the bodyguard line of work
 <Jerl|John> ...Though, I guess that's pretty much what you do for me anyway.
 <BB-hood> Hey, a girl always wanted to dress in a fluffy-looking uniform.
 * Luize .oO( I wasn't really lying about Yukari..)
 * Jerl|John finishes eating, and waits for the other two to finish as well.
 * Luize finishes soon and... looks at John..
 <Luize> So.. what will you have me do sir?
 <Jerl|John> Did you forget already?  For today, you're not my maid, you're Bulleta's maid.

 <Luize> ...is that so?
 * Luize turns to BB then..
 <Luize> Your orders?
 <Jerl|John> Yep.
 <BB-hood> :3c
 <BB-hood> What~ to do~
 <BB-hood> ½·Ó ËÂÃ×Ëã
 * BB-hood spins.
 <Jerl|John> Hmm.  We should go out and restock the fridge.
 <BB-hood> I was about to tell her to do some erotic pose and moans like she mean it, but oh well.
 <BB-hood> Restocking it is.
 <Jerl|John> No, no, tell her to do whatever you want her to.
 * Luize whines quietly, .oO( Yukari, please forgive me.. ;_;..)
 <BB-hood> Work comes first.
 <BB-hood> hyuk hyuk. Gettamoveon.
 <Jerl|John> That's a good work ethic, but a boring decision nonetheless.
 <Jerl|John> Well, let's go.
 * Jerl|John walks back to bedroom to grab keys and other things that he carries while out and about, then waits by the door
 <Jerl|John> You two ready?
 <BB-hood> pretty much.
 <Jerl|John> Let's go, then.
 <BB-hood> Hope we don't land at some strange place like forest again
 * Jerl|John twists the doorknob and steps out onto the balcony.
 <Jerl|John> Let's see...Good, I have enough money to cover the bus fair for three.
 * Jerl|John mentally ignores Bulleta's statement, insistant on keeping his memory stuck to it having all been a fevered dream
 <Jerl|John> Okay, bus time.
 * Luize nods and follows behind John.
 * Jerl|John begins walking across the balcony
 * Jerl|John walks down the large metal stairs that reach to the second floor of the apartment complex
 * Jerl|John walks out to the street and to the bus stop.
 <Jerl|John> Let's see, it's 7:43, so the next bus should be in 2 minutes.
 * Jerl|John takes a seat on the bench.
 * BB-hood walk down the forbidden path of lo--- no, I mean to the bus stop.
 <Jerl|John> Hmm, how unfortunate.
 <Jerl|John> There's only two free spots to sit at.

 <Jerl|John> Someone's going to have to sit on someone else's lap.
 * Luize stands up, next to John.
 <Luize> I'll just stand up sir.
 * Jerl|John looks over to Bulleta
 <BB-hood> Good maid.
 * BB-hood patpats.
 * Jerl|John D:'s
 <Jerl|John> That's not how it was supposed to go!

 <Jerl|John> You were supposed to have her sit on your lap.
 <Luize> ..should I sit on yours then sir?
 * Jerl|John :<
 <BB-hood> Well...
 * BB-hood point at her current little girl size.
 <Jerl|John> Oh, right.
 * BB-hood point at bigass oldbag Luize size.
 <Jerl|John> Then you could sit on hers and be moe~
 <BB-hood> Right. That's a good idea.
 <BB-hood> hey. Sit. I'm sitting on sitting you.

 *

 <Luize> Pardon me?....
 <BB-hood> It's pretty self-explanatory.
 <Jerl|John> Well, she told you to let her sit on you.
 * Luize sits down like instructed and pats to her lap at BB.
 * BB-hood sits. confy, soft, and warm. Perfect cusion.
 <BB-hood> Heh. It's good to be the boss.
 * Jerl|John pulls cellphone out of pocket and snaps a picture
 <Jerl|John> moe~
 * Luize smiles brilliantly...
 <Jerl|John> [The bus pulls up to the bus stop.]
 <Jerl|John> Ah, here we are.
 * Jerl|John stands up and climbs up the stairs to enter.
 * Jerl|John pays for three passengers, then finds a seat near two others for his maids to sit in, ignoring the strange looks from them even following him.
 <Jerl|John> Oh, wait.
 * Jerl|John grins
 * Luize follows along and sits inbetween the two.
 <Jerl|John> Perfect, we can do the Bulleta-sits-on-Luize's-lap thing again
 <Jerl|John> So we don't take up two seats.
 <BB-hood> Stacking?
 <Jerl|John> Stacking~
 <Luize> Stacking?
 <BB-hood> Like ancient musketeer formation?
 <BB-hood> Well it's not THAT ancient, though.
 <Jerl|John> ...what
 * Luize silently facepalms at this even though she doens't know what it truely means.
 * BB-hood shrugs.
 <BB-hood> Nothing interesting here citizen. Move along.
 <Jerl|John> [The bus starts moving, but the other passengers can't unglue their eyes from the maids sitting on maids while traveling with a seemingly perfectly ordinary guy.]
 <Jerl|John> Hmm.  Normally, I only end up taking one maid with me when I do this.  It should take less time this time around.
 <Luize> ...it should?..
 <Jerl|John> We've got three main areas to hit before we group together to browse the other aisles.
 <Jerl|John> Produce, meats, and dairy.
 <Jerl|John> Who wants to go where?
 <Luize> Uhm.. I'll take... Dairy?
 * Jerl|John ignores the incredulous looks from the other passengers
 <Jerl|John> And you, Bulleta?
 <BB-hood> I'll take the flank.
 <BB-hood> ....no, I kid. meat's my specialty.
 <Jerl|John> "Meat" is how I parsed that anyway.
 <Jerl|John> I thought you were going to buy us a delicious ham.
 <Jerl|John> Well, in any case, I guess that leaves me with produce.
 <Jerl|John> Let's see.  For dairy, we need more milk, eggs, and cheese.
 <Jerl|John> In meats...We're out of bacon and breakfast ham.  I think I'd like to eat steak sometime soon.  And, uh, having hamburger onhand is a good idea, since it's extremely versatile.
 <Luize> Uhm.. Dairy.. that's just milk.....and.. some stuffs like that right?
 <Jerl|John> Milk, eggs, and cheese.
 <Jerl|John> Spacy~
 <Luize> I.. I don't really know what those are...
 <Jerl|John> [The bus pulls up at the stop near the grocery store]
 <Jerl|John> Uh, this is our stop.  Hmm.  How much do you know about fruits and vegetables?
 * Jerl|John stands up to leave.
 <BB-hood> who? me?
 <Jerl|John> No, Luize
 <Luize> Uhm.. pretty much anything without seeds is a vegetable right and vice versa?
 <Jerl|John> ...Ah, forget it.  You two take the dairy and meats part together, and I'll do the produce and other stuffs.
 * Jerl|John steps off the bus.
 * BB-hood dismissive waves.
 * Luize follows behind her.. everythings...so new to her..
 * Jerl|John walks into the store
 <Jerl|John> Bulleta, make sure she doesn't mess up too bad, okay?
 * Jerl|John separates from the other two to gather items
 <Luize> A-ah...
 <Luize> ..well.. I'm under your command.
 <BB-hood> Then.
 <BB-hood> Forward!
 <Luize> Y-yes....
 * Luize gives a weak cheer, still apprehensive about this outside world..
 <BB-hood> [skip?]
 <Luize> [hmm.. don't skip this'll be good to flesh out Luize a little.]
 * BB-hood head inside the place.
 <Luize> S-so.. where did you come from.. BB?
 <BB-hood> places.
 * BB-hood answer does not give away much information.
 <BB-hood> I don't care where you're from, so don't care about mine. There. A gallon of milk.
 * BB-hood points.
 * Luize gets it.. a-ah..so this is milk.. huh?
 <BB-hood> Cheese should be nearby. I know you're not stupid and can identify it from a margarine.
 * Luize nods... she points towarsd the orange looking blocks there?

 <BB-hood> I think you can find an egg on your own.
 <BB-hood> A pack or two should be enough.
 * BB-hood is checking out DELISHUS HAMS
 <Luize> Ok..
 * Luize looks for it... ah.. there! She grabs two dozen's worth.
 * Luize picks the second one up... but she picked the one that was slightly ajarred..and out came six eggs! Yes Six eggs! Splat splat splat!

 <Luize> ...
 <Luize> This.. can't be.. good..
 * Luize looks around, she seems really troubled now.

 * BB-hood is nowhere to be found.
 * BB-hood is around, though. She's back with meatstuffs.
 <BB-hood> ...................that's, uh.
 * Luize looks for this girl...ah...
 <Luize> ....
 <BB-hood> Get me the manager.
 * BB-hood beckons the storeguy.
 -> *Gero-chan* !rcon join #maidrpg

 -> *Gero-chan* !rcon say #maidrpg What seems to be the problem, miss?
 <Gero-chan> What seems to be the problem, miss?
 <BB-hood> Your packaging needs more work.
 <BB-hood> Look there. It's broken and the eggs slips out.
 <BB-hood> And it's all YOUR fault.
 <BB-hood> capiche'?
 -> *Gero-chan* !rcon say #maidrpg ...Uh, okay? I'll, uh, get a custodian to clean it up.
 <Gero-chan> ...Uh, okay? I'll, uh, get a custodian to clean it up.
 <BB-hood> Good.
 <BB-hood> What about compensation? Your store's loosing reputation here.
 -> *Gero-chan* !rcon say #maidrpg Besides that, are you finding everything alright?
 <Gero-chan> Besides that, are you finding everything alright?
 <Luize> Y-yes!...
 * Luize answers nervously.. there's a faint accent to her voice.
 -> *Gero-chan* !rcon say #maidrpg Compensation..? I'm afraid I'm not at the level to do anything like that...
 <Gero-chan> Compensation..? I'm afraid I'm not at the level to do anything like that...
 -> *Gero-chan* !rcon say #maidrpg I'd have to get the manager.
 <Gero-chan> I'd have to get the manager.
 <BB-hood> Then get me the guy who can.
 <BB-hood> Quick. I'm not very forgiving today.
 * BB-hood dismissive wave.

 <Luize> Oh.. I think I still have Ruukoto reg'd.
 <Luize> [Shit]
 <Luize> [ignore that line!]
 <Jerl|John> [The newly-hired floor staff boy hurriedly goes to get the store's manager, a girl with medium-length black hair tied at the sides into twintails]

 * Gero-chan sighs
 <Gero-chan> What's wrong this time?

 * Luize just stands there and fidgits a little.
 <Gero-chan> Hmm? What's with the eggs?
 <BB-hood> Your packaging sucks and my friend here takes the toll.
 <Gero-chan> Hahaha.

 <BB-hood> laughing, now?
 <Gero-chan> Great.  I already had to clean up a strange oil leak on aisle 6, and now this.
 <BB-hood> Way to treat customers.
 <Gero-chan> If you have a complaint about the packaging, take it up with our distributor.  I'm sure that if they find the problem to be legitimate, they'll refund the money you'll be paying for that carton of eggs.
 <Gero-chan> I-it's not like I care if you get your money back, though.
 * Jerl|John tsuntsuns
 <Jerl|John> whoops
 <Jerl|John> ...Man, watching too much anime if I'm tsuntsuning at the chips I wanted to buy
 * Gero-chan tsuntsuns
 <BB-hood> Anyway, what would you do about this mess?
 <BB-hood> I'm not backing down unless I got good compensation and I don't have all day.
 <Gero-chan> My subordinate already went to go get someone to clean the mess.
 <BB-hood> In fact, I only have a couple of minutes before I leave.

 <Gero-chan> You're that adamant about compensation, huh..?
 * Gero-chan glances over Bulleta
 <Gero-chan> Hmm, I could...
 <Gero-chan> Eh!? It's... It's not like I was thinking anything weird, okay!?
 <BB-hood> Sure?
 * BB-hood is getting confused as well.
 <Gero-chan> Do you, uh, want, um, a...
 * Gero-chan fidgets
 * Gero-chan fidgets
 * Luize looks at this girl....
 * Gero-chan GRABS
 <Gero-chan> THIS!
 * Gero-chan holds out random item nervously
 <Luize> H-huh?....
 <Jerl|John> [the random item happened to be Luize]
 <Luize> [touche Jerl.. Touche..]
 <BB-hood> Oh well. Sure I'd take that.
 * BB-hood thumbs-up.
 <BB-hood> Now come, my property.
 * Gero-chan hands over the maid nervously
 * Luize comes over.. like a good maid.. ;_;
 <Gero-chan> Well, um, have a nice day.... it's not as if I really care, though!
 <BB-hood> Bye~
 * BB-hood pay for the stuff and leave.
 * Gero-chan walks off
 <Luize> U-uh.. w-what about our master?
 * Jerl|John also finishes what he was doing and catches up with Bulleta and Luize at the bus
 <Jerl|John> What about me?
 <Jerl|John> Well, whatever.  Let's go.
 * Jerl|John steps up into the conveniently-timed bus and takes a seat.
 <Jerl|John> Stacking again?
 <Luize> I.. I guess...
 <BB-hood> coo.
 <Jerl|John> [The three continue on their ride home.  Unbeknownst to them, when they get there, there'll be a surprise waiting...]