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  1. [22:13] <Mathmatt878> ====BEGIN====
  2. [22:13] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20-2 initiative
  3. [22:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20-2 initiative --> [ 1d20=15 ]{13}, [ 1d20=11 ]{9}
  4. [22:13] <Mathmatt878> Both ogres get the jump on your while you protect the medic koalas.
  5. [22:14] <Mathmatt878> They both attempt to punch you in the face.
  6. [22:14] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20+3
  7. [22:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}, [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  8. [22:14] <Drilfi_Pythia> 17 AC
  9. [22:14] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d4+3 for first punch.
  10. [22:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d4+3 for first punch. --> [ 1d4=1 ]{4}
  11. [22:14] <Mathmatt878> One of the ogres is slightly competent.
  12. [22:14] <Mathmatt878> The other is...
  13. [22:14] <Mathmatt878> *Sigh*
  14. [22:14] <Mathmatt878> Jerry.
  15. [22:15] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
  16. [22:15] * Drilfi_Pythia snarls at them. "You, shall not touch this child!"
  17. [22:15] <Drilfi_Pythia> Multiattack 1 with Saint Fisher's Resolve
  18. [22:15] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4 to hit both
  19. [22:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 to hit both --> [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
  20. [22:16] <Mathmatt878> You succeed.
  21. [22:16] <Mathmatt878> Will you attack ogre 1, or ogre A?
  22. [22:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> Multiattack, so both
  23. [22:16] <Mathmatt878> Oh, that's what that does
  24. [22:16] <Mathmatt878> Alright
  25. [22:16] <Mathmatt878> Roll damage.
  26. [22:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> 5 PP for an extra attack, same roll on both
  27. [22:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4 damage
  28. [22:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 damage --> [ 2d8=12 ]{16}
  29. [22:17] <Mathmatt878> They are howling in pain.
  30. [22:17] <Drilfi_Pythia> Activate Psi Blade 1, then end turn
  31. [22:17] <Mathmatt878> They try to punch you again.
  32. [22:17] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20+3
  33. [22:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}, [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  34. [22:17] <Mathmatt878> And they both fail.
  35. [22:17] <Mathmatt878> This is probably gonna be a lot easier than anticipated.
  36. [22:17] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
  37. [22:18] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, said STOP!"
  38. [22:18] <Drilfi_Pythia> Same thing
  39. [22:18] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4 vs both
  40. [22:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 vs both --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
  41. [22:18] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4 to both
  42. [22:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 to both --> [ 2d8=12 ]{16}
  43. [22:18] <Mathmatt878> They both die.
  44. [22:18] <Mathmatt878> They only had 6 HP left
  45. [22:26] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Are, you safe?"
  46. [22:26] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Uninjured?"
  47. [22:27] <Mathmatt878> The koalas nod, saying that they'll bring the child back to the hospital where they will continue caring for it.
  48. [22:27] <Mathmatt878> They thank you for your help in defending them.
  49. [22:28] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Of, course."
  50. [22:28] * Drilfi_Pythia nods and follows them back, making sure nothing else can threaten them.
  51. [22:29] <Mathmatt878> On your way back, double the amount of large, punch beasts show up, threatening you on your way back to the hospital.
  52. [22:29] <Mathmatt878> The four of them demand you roll initiative.
  53. [22:29] <Drilfi_Pythia> !roll 1d20+4
  54. [22:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
  55. [22:30] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 4#1d20-2
  56. [22:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 4#1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{5}, [ 1d20=11 ]{9}, [ 1d20=2 ]{0}, [ 1d20=5 ]{3}
  57. [22:30] <Mathmatt878> You go before all of them.
  58. [22:30] <Mathmatt878> Twice.
  59. [22:30] <Drilfi_Pythia> Multistrike 1 on ogres 1 and 2
  60. [22:30] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  61. [22:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  62. [22:30] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4
  63. [22:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=6 ]{10}
  64. [22:31] <Drilfi_Pythia> Normal attack on Ogre 1
  65. [22:31] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  66. [22:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
  67. [22:31] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4
  68. [22:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=8 ]{12}
  69. [22:31] <Mathmatt878> (End turn?)
  70. [22:32] <Drilfi_Pythia> End
  71. [22:32] <Mathmatt878> All four ogres collectively punch at you as one.
  72. [22:32] <Mathmatt878> WITH THEIR FISTS!
  73. [22:32] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 4#1d20+3
  74. [22:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 4#1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{21}, [ 1d20=9 ]{12}, [ 1d20=9 ]{12}, [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  75. [22:32] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d4+3
  76. [22:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{6}, [ 1d4=3 ]{6}
  77. [22:32] <Mathmatt878> They very much like to do stuff in pairs.
  78. [22:33] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
  79. [22:34] <Mathmatt878> One of the koalas continues running back to the hospital, the other stays to help you fight.
  80. [22:34] <Mathmatt878> "I shall repay the favour."
  81. [22:35] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Then, get out of the way. There, is no glory in dying."
  82. [22:35] <Drilfi_Pythia> Pierce 1 on Ogre 1.
  83. [22:35] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  84. [22:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
  85. [22:36] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d2+4 damage
  86. [22:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d2+4 damage --> [ 2d2=3 ]{7}
  87. [22:37] <Mathmatt878> Ogre one 'splodes.
  88. [22:37] * Drilfi_Pythia zips past and THROUGH the first ogre, landing on his feet roughly ten feet behind it. He then runs another thirty feet away, off to the side.
  89. [22:37] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Come, and get me."
  90. [22:37] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2 Cha to taunt
  91. [22:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20-2 Cha to taunt --> [ 1d20=17 ]{15}
  92. [22:38] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 3#1d20-3 insight
  93. [22:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 3#1d20-3 insight --> [ 1d20=4 ]{1}, [ 1d20=17 ]{14}, [ 1d20=16 ]{13}
  94. [22:38] <Mathmatt878> They come and get you.
  95. [22:38] <Mathmatt878> End turn?
  96. [22:38] <Drilfi_Pythia> End turn
  97. [22:38] <Drilfi_Pythia> "GET TO THE HOSPITAL!"
  98. [22:38] <Mathmatt878> Koala bro helps out by kicking one of the ogres in the shin.
  99. [22:38] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-1
  100. [22:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{14}
  101. [22:38] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d1-1
  102. [22:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d1-1 --> [ 1d1=1 ]{0}
  103. [22:39] <Mathmatt878> He does one damage to ogre 2.
  104. [22:39] <Mathmatt878> And then runs to the hospital.
  105. [22:39] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Good. The, child needs you more than I, do."
  106. [22:40] <Mathmatt878> The ogres all run after you, but fail to reach because 40 feet away.
  107. [22:40] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 3#1d20-3 to realize they're dumb.
  108. [22:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 3#1d20-3 to realize they're dumb. --> [ 1d20=6 ]{3}, [ 1d20=3 ]{0}, [ 1d20=11 ]{8}
  109. [22:40] <Mathmatt878> They keep coming at you.
  110. [22:40] <Mathmatt878> End turn.
  111. [22:40] * Drilfi_Pythia absconds another 30 feet, and shoots Ogre 2
  112. [22:40] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  113. [22:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
  114. [22:40] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4
  115. [22:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=16 ]{20}
  116. [22:41] <Mathmatt878> Ogre 2 'splodes.
  117. [22:41] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Nobody, is allowed to Die, but you."
  118. [22:41] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2 Intimidate
  119. [22:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20-2 Intimidate --> [ 1d20=11 ]{9}
  120. [22:41] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 3#1d20-3
  121. [22:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 3#1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{6}, [ 1d20=14 ]{11}, [ 1d20=3 ]{0}
  122. [22:42] <Mathmatt878> One of those doesnt count because ogre 2 sploded
  123. [22:42] <Mathmatt878> Ogre 4 realizes that he can't actually get you.
  124. [22:42] <Drilfi_Pythia> Can I spook the grist instead?
  125. [22:42] <Mathmatt878> Yes.
  126. [22:42] <Mathmatt878> The grist is spooked, and runs away from you.
  127. [22:42] <Drilfi_Pythia> Worth it
  128. [22:42] <Mathmatt878> End turn?
  129. [22:43] <Drilfi_Pythia> End turn
  130. [22:43] <Mathmatt878> Ogre 3 is still dumb, and continues to run after you, still out of range.
  131. [22:43] <Mathmatt878> Ogre 4, however, has a stroke of genius, and uses his major action to charge you.
  132. [22:44] <Mathmatt878> It is now behind you, in between you and Ogre 3.
  133. [22:45] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
  134. [22:45] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Tricky, little..."
  135. [22:46] * Drilfi_Pythia keeps running, ignoring Ogre 4's presence in front of him. Just as they're about to meet...
  136. [22:46] <Drilfi_Pythia> Pierce 1
  137. [22:46] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  138. [22:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{13}
  139. [22:46] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d2+4
  140. [22:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d2+4 --> [ 2d2=3 ]{7}
  141. [22:46] * Drilfi_Pythia continues to abscond
  142. [22:48] <Mathmatt878> End turn?
  143. [22:48] <Drilfi_Pythia> "You, can't stop me. I, have something to live for."
  144. [22:49] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2 Intimidate
  145. [22:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20-2 Intimidate --> [ 1d20=14 ]{12}
  146. [22:49] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-3
  147. [22:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{12}
  148. [22:49] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-3
  149. [22:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{7}
  150. [22:50] <Mathmatt878> Ogre 3 takes his turn to realize he can't actually reach you.
  151. [22:51] <Mathmatt878> He uses his major to charge at you, and ends up beside you, because 55 feet away.
  152. [22:51] <Mathmatt878> Ogre 4 runs up to 15 feet away from you.
  153. [22:51] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
  154. [22:54] * Drilfi_Pythia runs for his life
  155. [22:54] <Drilfi_Pythia> Sprint away
  156. [22:54] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2 Intimidate
  157. [22:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20-2 Intimidate --> [ 1d20=7 ]{5}
  158. [22:54] <Drilfi_Pythia> End turn
  159. [22:54] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20-3 with advantage
  160. [22:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20-3 with advantage --> [ 1d20=18 ]{15}, [ 1d20=7 ]{4}
  161. [22:54] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20-3 with advantage
  162. [22:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20-3 with advantage --> [ 1d20=15 ]{12}, [ 1d20=7 ]{4}
  163. [22:55] <Mathmatt878> They sprint after you.
  164. [22:55] <Mathmatt878> Your turn again.
  165. [22:55] * Drilfi_Pythia sprints some more
  166. [22:55] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2
  167. [22:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{14}
  168. [22:55] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20-3 with advantage
  169. [22:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20-3 with advantage --> [ 1d20=8 ]{5}, [ 1d20=18 ]{15}
  170. [22:55] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20-3 with advantage
  171. [22:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20-3 with advantage --> [ 1d20=8 ]{5}, [ 1d20=16 ]{13}
  172. [22:55] <Mathmatt878> Ogre 4 gives up and goes home.
  173. [22:55] <Mathmatt878> Your turn again.
  174. [22:56] * Drilfi_Pythia cheeses the sprint button
  175. [22:56] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2
  176. [22:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{11}
  177. [22:56] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20-3 with advantage
  178. [22:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20-3 with advantage --> [ 1d20=2 ]{-1}, [ 1d20=6 ]{3}
  179. [22:56] <Mathmatt878> Ogre 3 also gives up and goes home.
  180. [22:56] <Mathmatt878> You survive, but you have no idea where you are.
  181. [22:56] * Drilfi_Pythia shoots Ogre 3 in the back when it gets 50 feet away
  182. [22:56] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  183. [22:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
  184. [22:56] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4
  185. [22:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=2 ]{6}
  186. [22:57] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Don't, turn your back on me."
  187. [22:57] <Mathmatt878> Roll intimidate.
  188. [22:57] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2
  189. [22:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{10}
  190. [22:57] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-3
  191. [22:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{1}
  192. [22:57] <Mathmatt878> Ogre 3 charges again.
  193. [22:57] * Drilfi_Pythia abuses kiting
  194. [22:57] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  195. [22:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  196. [22:57] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2d8+4
  197. [22:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=9 ]{13}
  198. [22:58] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2
  199. [22:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{14}
  200. [22:58] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-3 with advantage again for an entirely different reason.
  201. [22:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-3 with advantage again for an entirely different reason. --> [ 1d20=6 ]{3}
  202. [22:58] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-3 with advantage again for an entirely different reason.
  203. [22:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-3 with advantage again for an entirely different reason. --> [ 1d20=15 ]{12}
  204. [22:58] <Mathmatt878> He keeps trying.
  205. [22:58] <Mathmatt878> I am so disappointed in you, ogre 3.
  206. [22:58] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+4
  207. [22:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
  208. [22:58] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 4d8+4 O BB
  209. [22:58] <Mathmatt878> O bb
  210. [22:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Drilfi_Pythia rolled : 4d8+4 O BB --> [ 4d8=17 ]{21}
  211. [22:59] <Mathmatt878> With 5 HP left, ogre 3 splodes in a burst of stupidity.
  212. [22:59] * Drilfi_Pythia flops over
  213. [22:59] * Drilfi_Pythia then looks for a new hospital. Not just for Aleado this time
  214. [22:59] <Mathmatt878> You receive grist for the two ogres you killed initially, along with the ogre of disappointment, and full EXP from all six.
  215. [22:59] <Mathmatt878> 120 EXP
  216. [23:00] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 3#1d2
  217. [23:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 3#1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  218. [23:00] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 3#3d6+40 build grist
  219. [23:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 3#3d6+40 build grist --> [ 3d6=12 ]{52}, [ 3d6=5 ]{45}, [ 3d6=12 ]{52}
  220. [23:00] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 3#1d10+10 tier 1 grist
  221. [23:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 3#1d10+10 tier 1 grist --> [ 1d10=7 ]{17}, [ 1d10=6 ]{16}, [ 1d10=4 ]{14}
  222. [23:00] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 4d8 tier 2 grist.
  223. [23:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 4d8 tier 2 grist. --> [ 4d8=19 ]{19}
  224. [23:00] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 52+52+45 total build
  225. [23:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 52+52+45 total build --> {149}
  226. [23:00] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 17+16+14 total tier 1
  227. [23:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 17+16+14 total tier 1 --> {47}
  228. [23:01] <Mathmatt878> and 19 tier 2
  229. [23:01] * Drilfi_Pythia flops over
  230. [23:01] * Drilfi_Pythia then looks for a new hospital. Not just for Aleado this time
  231. [23:01] * Mathmatt878 also flops over
  232. [23:01] <Mathmatt878> (i think we can continue in play by post)
  233. [23:02] <Mathmatt878> (i need to recover from that)
  234. [23:02] <Drilfi_Pythia> ((As do I))
  235. [23:02] <Mathmatt878> ===END===
  236. [23:02] <Mathmatt878> well that was stupid
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