[TRANSLATED] Mini Sengoku Basara.Two.07. sub español

[Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEv_N0aJIo8]

Chosokabe: Mini Sengoku Basara TWO!
Moto(chika/nari): WE'RE BACK!
Chosokabe:Chokosabe-kun and...!
Mori: Mori-kun.
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Chosokabe: Haha! Finally, it's done!
Chosokabe: This should be enough to unite the whole country!
Mori: The Fugaku Fortress...
Chosokabe: Eh?
Mori: It really does seem useful.
Chosokabe: Ha! That's right, with this I'll conquer it all!
Mori: But...
Mori: I could improve it.
Mori: Ild!*
Chosokabe: E-wh-wha-
Chosokabe: What're you doing?!
Mori: Now it's...
Mori: Moris Fortress.
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Mori: It's finally done. I've turned something bland and of the lowest quality, armed with only a single large canon...
Mori: Into my main fortress for conquest.
Chosokabe: Damn it...!
Chosokabe: what have you done to my Fugaku!?
Mori: It's name is no longer Fugaku. It will have a much more elegant name, like mine - Mori.
Chosokabe: Ah?!
Chosokabe: For example, "Morimaru"? **
Mori: Why do you look so enthusiastic...?
Mori: It's name should not be so vulgar!
Chosokabe: "Tsutemamamaru"!
Mori: Now it doesn't even include my name?
Chosokabe: Um!? How about...
Chosokabe: "Nichirinmaru"?
Mori: It won't be "Nichirinmaru."
Mori. It'll be..."Nichirin"!
Chosokabe: Huh!?
Chosokabe: Ha! Sorry, but I'm gonna smash it.
Chosokabe: Behold, My Fugaku Fortress Squared!
Mori: More like "Musaku". ***
Mori: I'll destroy it!
Mori: Now it's my fort.
Mori: The Nichirin with an increase in crew!
Chosokabe: I'll smash it!
Chosokabe: My quadruple-Fugaku fort, the reflection of manliness!
Mori: Then, I'll destroy it!
Mori: My fortress with an increase in disposable personell!
Mori: The Grand Nichirin!
Chosokabe: Pfft, isn't the crew falling over?
Mori: In the end, they're just soldiers.
Chosokabe: Ah! My...!
Mori: My...
Moto(chika/nari): Fortress!
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Mori: ...I'm leaving.
Chosokabe: Eh?!
Chosokabe: Damn it!
Chosokabe: Don't make a fool out of me!


*I have no idea what "ild" is supposed to mean.
**There are lots of translators notes here, but the quality is too low for me to see
***I'm sure this joke would be funnier if I could translate the GODDANGED TRANSLATORS NOTE.