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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- - Thank you.
- - Does your mom have a favorite flower?
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- 00:01:52,977 --> 00:01:55,747
- Ah, she loves those red
- Gerbera flowers.
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- 00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:02,351
- Do you have a favorite flower?
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- 00:02:02,353 --> 00:02:03,722
- I don't know.
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- 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:06,922
- Well, when you dated
- people in the past
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- 00:02:06,924 --> 00:02:08,627
- what kind of flower..?
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- 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:11,161
- what kind of flower
- did they give you?
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- 00:02:11,163 --> 00:02:14,066
- I think I've given more
- flowers than I've received.
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- 00:02:15,366 --> 00:02:16,799
- What?
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- - Really?
- - Yes.
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- - No.
- - Yes.
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- You have to let me be the
- one to give you flowers.
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- I don't understand
- people. Who steals a doormat?
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- 00:02:35,387 --> 00:02:37,053
- How're you doin'?
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- 00:02:37,055 --> 00:02:40,322
- Oh, I'm missing doormats
- and losing my mind.
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- You know what I'm saying.
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- This is your first Thanksgiving
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- without your dad.
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- - Hi.
- - Hey.
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- 00:02:47,231 --> 00:02:49,798
- Why, why are
- you huddled outside my door?
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- 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,067
- Will you come in to the office
- to pay, sweetie?
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- 00:02:52,069 --> 00:02:55,071
- I'm waiting for my daughter to
- come and bring me the cash.
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- - I'll bring it tomorrow.
- - Tomorrow's Thanksgiving.
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- She's...
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- 00:02:59,443 --> 00:03:02,811
- Excuse me. Can I help you?
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- - I don't know. Who are you?
- - Rose.
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- This is my hotel.
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- Oh!
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- Yeah, I'm just lost.
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- - Okay.
- - Thought it was a diner but...
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- Yeah, all good. Thanks.
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- - Bye.
- - Bye.
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- What the hell was that?
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- I've seen that van before.
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- You've gotta tell me this stuff.
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- 00:03:30,474 --> 00:03:32,542
- - What stuff?
- - Suspicious stuff.
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- 00:03:32,544 --> 00:03:36,512
- Your brother is the most
- suspicious thing around here.
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- 00:03:36,514 --> 00:03:39,516
- - That's true.
- - Alright.
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- 00:03:45,423 --> 00:03:48,394
- - I like you in an apron.
- - Don't get used to it.
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- 00:03:49,127 --> 00:03:52,495
- - So, I've been thinking about something.
- - Oh, yeah, what?
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- I think maybe you and
- I should go on a trip.
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- 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,170
- Oh, yeah? Where do you wanna go?
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- I don't know.
- Maybe somewhere for New...
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- 00:04:01,872 --> 00:04:05,208
- Ahem, Ladies, are we
- interrupting something?
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- This is Mimi.
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- Hi.
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- 00:04:08,013 --> 00:04:09,546
- Mimi, this is
- my roommate Lauren,
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- and Hailey.
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- I have to pee.
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- I'm sorry.
- The bathroom is down the hall.
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- Somethin' smells good.
- What are we cookin'?
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- Berry crumble for tomorrow.
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- What are your Thanksgiving
- plans? What are you doing?
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- 00:04:27,098 --> 00:04:29,031
- Mimi invited me to
- a pot luck in Brooklyn
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- with some friends,
- so I don't know.
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- - I'm Weighing my options.
- - Oh.
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- Yeah.
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- - Wait, no, no, stop.
- - Ooh!
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- - Hey, Mrs. Anderson!
- - No, no.
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- Not, not funny,
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- Austin, seriously?
- Give me the phone.
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- - Oh, why thank you.
- - Give me the phone.
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- Hi, mom.
- Yeah, I'll call you back.
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- Bye, Mrs. Anderson.
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- - Austin!
- - Yeah. Watch out.
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- Hey. It's nice
- to see you too, Hailey.
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- Always a pleasure, Austin.
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- I'm gonna check the crumble.
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- What the hell?
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- Oh.
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- Looking for a diner, my ass.
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- I'm home!
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- My brother,
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- is up to something.
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- - Well, you gotta fire him.
- - I can't fire my brother.
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- Work's supposed
- to keep him out of trouble.
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- Are you eating blueberry pie?
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- First of all, it's only
- 147 calories per slice.
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- - Yeah.
- - Second of all,
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- - it's a super-food.
- - And you're a super-man,
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- but it's for tomorrow.
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- Not this slice.
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- Okay. Did you watch
- the turkey carving video?
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- Well, I did and I didn't.
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- - Dad always carved the turkey.
- - Oh, come here.
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- I know.
- I'll watch the video, I promise.
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- I miss him too.
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- And he's the only one
- that would fight me for
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- - the dark meat.
- - Oh, please watch the video.
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- I will, I swear. I mean,
- how else am I gonna know how
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- carve a dumb turkey?
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- Yeah. I still love you, though.
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- Yeah, I love you too.
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- What are we supposed
- to do with that?
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- - Mm-mm.
- - Mm-mm.
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- - No.
- - Hey, mom.
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- - You didn't call me back!
- - Uh, sorry.
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- Austin sent
- a smoked turkey again.
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- I'm making my turkey too. How
- much turkey does he think we eat?
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- I have no idea. I mean,
- he's not even coming this year.
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- - What's with the Wi-Fi?
- - You know, sweetie, technologically,
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- that doesn't do anything.
- So, did you have a nice night?
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- Yeah. Just hanging out
- with Hailey.
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- - When are we meeting the boyfriend?
- - Soon.
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- - When's soon?
- - Mom.
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- When are you and
- your friend coming tomorrow?
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- I need a game plan.
- I don't like surprises.
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- I'm coming at, like, 10:00.
- She's coming a little later.
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- Okay, okay, I love you.
- Bye. Muah!
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- I love you, too. Bye. Muah!
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- She doesn't like surprises.
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- - Surprise, I'm not a boyfriend.
- - Right.
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- What should I wear tomorrow?
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- Um, I don't know,
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- just, casual, comfortable.
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- My family's super comfortable.
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- - Pajamas?
- - Funny.
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- What are you gonna say to them?
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- Mom, dad, I have a girlfriend.
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- She'll be here, like, real soon.
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- Are you sure you don't
- want me to come with you?
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- Yeah. I don't wanna
- bombard them.
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- Did you watch
- the video yet?
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- I'm on it.
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- - I want grandchildren.
- - Okay.
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- I don't wanna be 80,
- chasing around a 5-year-old.
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- - No.
- - I'm still vivacious.
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- Yes, you are.
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- - How did we get old?
- - Nobody's old. Who's old?
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- Just yesterday I was getting high
- and listening to The Beatles.
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- Well, yeah, that's what you do...
- Lauren's walking?
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- Why would she walk?
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- - I have no idea.
- - Who walks?
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- - What are you doing?
- - Why didn't you call for a ride?
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- Sorry, I just wanted to walk,
- clear my head.
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- Just doing
- my beads, chanting.
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- Alright. Well,
- let me hug my favorite daughter.
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- 00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:02,537
- - Only daughter.
- - Oh, heads up.
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- Your mom was just talking
- about grandchildren.
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- 00:09:04,741 --> 00:09:06,508
- - What grandchildren?
- - Exactly.
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- 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:08,777
- - What are you chanting?
- - Hare Krishna.
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- If I see you with a tambourine
- begging for money, I swear to God...
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- Mom.
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- Oh, God, do you think we could
- hide this today?
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- What? Why?
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- Um, mom, I'm in a relationship.
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- Right, that mystery man you're
- embarrassed to bring home.
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- - Yeah.
- - Help me with the carrots.
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- Before we get going with
- the carrots,
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- I wanted to talk to you about...
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- Yes, tell me, tell me.
- I keep asking.
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- Well, I wanted to make sure
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- - if it was serious.
- - And?
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- - It's, you know...
- - What are you doing?
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- 00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:38,206
- - Just checking.
- - You see what he's doing?
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- 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,175
- He's checking his stash.
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- - Stash?
- - Of cookies. He wants to see
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- how many I've eaten.
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- - What?
- - I found the most amazing
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- almond cookie. Unfortunately,
- she also loves 'em.
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- - The woman can whack a box in a day.
- - Excuse you, I do not.
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- - So...
- - Peel. Talk and peel.
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- You know, it's important
- for you guys to know
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- that, like, having
- feelings for someone,
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- it can take you
- by surprise. I mean,
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- that you might not expect. I
- mean, it took me by surprise.
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- 00:10:02,634 --> 00:10:03,766
- - Right?
- - Um,
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- 00:10:03,768 --> 00:10:05,368
- and so I was thinking that,
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- 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:07,502
- - what the...?
- - Who the hell could that be?
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- 00:10:07,504 --> 00:10:09,671
- If your parents
- are four hours early
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- I will literally scream.
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- Can you get that?
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- - I...
- - Can you... Oh!
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- - They did this before.
- - When?
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- 365 days ago.
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- 00:10:24,489 --> 00:10:26,388
- - What are you doing?!
- - Just stretching it out.
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- 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:28,657
- Last night was a feat of
- physical dexterity,
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- - with Mimi.
- - No, what are you doing here?
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- 00:10:30,928 --> 00:10:32,695
- - You can't be here.
- - Yeah, your mom invited me.
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- 00:10:32,697 --> 00:10:34,530
- - When?
- - Last night, on the phone.
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- 00:10:34,532 --> 00:10:36,464
- She said if my plans
- fell through I was more
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- - than welcome to join you guys.
- - Oh, you're not.
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- 00:10:38,269 --> 00:10:39,901
- - What happened to pot luck?
- - I don't want Mimi thinking
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- 00:10:39,903 --> 00:10:42,504
- I want anything serious.
- Besides, Thanksgiving alone
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- 00:10:42,506 --> 00:10:44,272
- would be so depressing,
- and your family loves me.
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- 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,541
- Austin, I'm trying to come out.
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- On Thanksgiving?
- That's pretty crazy.
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- 00:10:49,813 --> 00:10:51,280
- - Austin!
- - Hey!
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- 00:10:51,282 --> 00:10:52,281
- I didn't know you were coming!
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- 00:10:52,283 --> 00:10:53,281
- Surprise!
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- 00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:54,416
- Oh, this is great!
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- 00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:55,486
- Did you get the turkey?
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- 00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:58,353
- No wonder you sent the turkey.
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- 00:10:58,355 --> 00:11:01,723
- - Okay. I understand.
- - Oh, no.
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- 00:11:01,725 --> 00:11:03,559
- Austin. Come on in.
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- 00:11:03,561 --> 00:11:06,929
- Make yourself at home.
- That turkey was very thoughtful.
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- 00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:08,500
- See? I'm thoughtful.
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- 00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,499
- - This is so great.
- - No, he's not the boyfriend.
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- 00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:13,969
- - How did this happen?
- - No, no, what?
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- 00:11:13,971 --> 00:11:15,671
- Honey, this is great.
- I love him.
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- 00:11:15,673 --> 00:11:16,839
- Mom, no. No, no.
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- 00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:18,541
- Isn't there a song, like,
- 204
- 00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:20,675
- "Are you my best
- friend, are you my lover?"
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- 00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:22,578
- - I don't know that song.
- - Isn't there a song like that?
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- 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,313
- - No.
- - Come, oh, my gosh.
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- 00:11:24,315 --> 00:11:25,684
- - He's so great.
- - He's not my boyfriend.
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- 00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:31,657
- Hello, Mr. Anderson.
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- 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:37,459
- Okay. Lauren, I need your focus.
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- 00:11:37,461 --> 00:11:39,829
- - Mom, I need your focus.
- - Peel.
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- 00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:42,430
- - Oh, what are you doing?
- - Having breakfast.
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- 00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:44,333
- Pie is not breakfast.
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- 00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:46,868
- - Blueberries.
- - With sugar and butter.
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- 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:48,671
- Talk sense into your father.
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- 00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,772
- - Dad, pie's not breakfast.
- - So good.
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- 00:11:50,774 --> 00:11:52,708
- I can't serve that now.
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- 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:54,810
- - Are you eating meat these days?
- - No, mom.
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- 00:11:54,812 --> 00:11:57,012
- I was really hoping
- that was a phase.
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- 00:11:57,014 --> 00:11:58,948
- What are you doing?
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- 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:01,383
- Guys, I really need to talk
- to the two of you alone.
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- 00:12:01,385 --> 00:12:04,420
- Whatever you have to say, you can say
- it in front of Austin. He's family.
- 222
- 00:12:04,422 --> 00:12:05,554
- - Yeah.
- - I mean, is he?
- 223
- 00:12:05,556 --> 00:12:06,888
- That's a legitimate question.
- 224
- 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,556
- Oh! Sweetie, you can't just
- 225
- 00:12:08,558 --> 00:12:10,528
- dump, you need to measure.
- 226
- 00:12:11,528 --> 00:12:14,897
- Okay, what's on your mind?
- Talk, talk, talk.
- 227
- 00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:16,799
- Last night Hailey and I
- went to this LPAC thing.
- 228
- 00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:19,602
- Yes, saw a picture on Instagram.
- I liked it.
- 229
- 00:12:19,604 --> 00:12:21,469
- Yeah, you are
- all over my social media, um.
- 230
- 00:12:21,471 --> 00:12:22,938
- - What is that supposed to mean?
- - Nothing, nothing.
- 231
- 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:25,041
- - Um
- - I've gotta get a broom.
- 232
- 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,908
- You went to an alpaca meeting?
- 233
- 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:30,546
- LPAC, it's a super PAC for
- lesbians, for women in power.
- 234
- 00:12:30,548 --> 00:12:33,516
- - It's a political power thing.
- - Since when are you into politics?
- 235
- 00:12:33,518 --> 00:12:36,951
- - And lesbians?
- - Can we please stay focused? Um.
- 236
- 00:12:36,953 --> 00:12:39,488
- We went to this LPAC thing
- and then we came home
- 237
- 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:41,390
- and we made this
- berry crumble together.
- 238
- 00:12:41,392 --> 00:12:43,592
- You have got to take
- one of these brooms.
- 239
- 00:12:43,594 --> 00:12:46,061
- - We just got them at the motel.
- - So you're a feminist now.
- 240
- 00:12:46,063 --> 00:12:48,497
- - They are freakin' great.
- - I'm just trying to stay informed.
- 241
- 00:12:48,499 --> 00:12:50,833
- Oh, Hailey's not informing you?
- That's a bummer.
- 242
- 00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:53,401
- - Feel it, sweetie.
- - Yeah, go on.
- 243
- 00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:55,938
- Feel the broom, feel it.
- 244
- 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:58,074
- They gotta feel good.
- When they feel good,
- 245
- 00:12:58,076 --> 00:13:00,776
- they pick up all the stuff on the floor.
- You're taking one back.
- 246
- 00:13:00,778 --> 00:13:03,079
- I just don't understand why
- women have to gather, to rally.
- 247
- 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:04,680
- - Because you're not a woman.
- - Uh-huh.
- 248
- 00:13:04,682 --> 00:13:07,416
- She can ignore me, you can't.
- 249
- 00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:08,850
- Yeah, I'll take one.
- Got a broom.
- 250
- 00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:10,920
- It's important
- to keep the home clean.
- 251
- 00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:13,089
- Mom, me and Austin,
- we don't have a home.
- 252
- 00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:14,489
- We don't have a home.
- 253
- 00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:15,791
- I am not against women.
- 254
- 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,926
- - Oh, my God!
- - So, why are you yelling?
- 255
- 00:13:17,928 --> 00:13:20,463
- Whatever you have to say,
- we support you.
- 256
- 00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:21,997
- - George, we love Austin, right?
- - Do we?
- 257
- 00:13:21,999 --> 00:13:24,800
- Austin, come with me now!
- We're going upstairs!
- 258
- 00:13:24,802 --> 00:13:25,836
- Okay.
- 259
- 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,107
- No wonder he sent the turkey.
- This is very exciting.
- 260
- 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:34,477
- I just wish he would have had
- the decency to ask
- 261
- 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:35,810
- before moving in together.
- 262
- 00:13:35,812 --> 00:13:39,448
- They were already living
- together, so...
- 263
- 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,916
- - As roommates, but this.
- - They're in love.
- 264
- 00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:43,719
- Living in sin?
- 265
- 00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:46,722
- Sweetie, this is the 21st century.
- These things just happen.
- 266
- 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:49,824
- These things don't just happen
- to my daughter.
- 267
- 00:13:49,826 --> 00:13:51,761
- - Fix this.
- - And tell them you're a scissor sister?
- 268
- 00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:53,762
- - No way.
- - No, tell them we're not dating, Austin.
- 269
- 00:13:53,764 --> 00:13:56,165
- You tell them you're a lesbian.
- Two birds, one stone.
- 270
- 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,932
- This is not funny.
- 271
- 00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:59,337
- Okay. Come on.
- 272
- 00:14:02,907 --> 00:14:03,908
- Take a deep breath.
- 273
- 00:14:05,942 --> 00:14:06,877
- Relax.
- 274
- 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:11,747
- You're like a balloon.
- Let me be your strength.
- 275
- 00:14:11,749 --> 00:14:13,616
- Baby girl, I'm having a crisis.
- 276
- 00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:16,484
- Does this make me look fat?
- This says fat, right?
- 277
- 00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:19,488
- - Don't answer that.
- - We're not dating.
- 278
- 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,089
- Oh, your father's
- gonna come around.
- 279
- 00:14:21,091 --> 00:14:22,657
- No, no seriously
- we're not dating,
- 280
- 00:14:22,659 --> 00:14:24,627
- - Mrs. Anderson.
- - I promise you.
- 281
- 00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:27,028
- - He's not the boyfriend.
- - Okay.
- 282
- 00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:28,897
- - Hey, I'm gonna go to the store.
- - Oh, good, wait.
- 283
- 00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:30,733
- I need walnuts,
- Ronnybrook yogurt,
- 284
- 00:14:30,735 --> 00:14:32,901
- pistachios for your father
- and Jarlsberg cheese.
- 285
- 00:14:32,903 --> 00:14:35,036
- - That's your favorite, right?
- - Yeah, text it to me.
- 286
- 00:14:35,038 --> 00:14:36,807
- - Okay.
- - Hands off, you wanna come with?
- 287
- 00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:53,656
- I have nothing to wear.
- Nothing fits.
- 288
- 00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,523
- Your father
- keeps bringing home cookies.
- 289
- 00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,661
- - Shirt looks nice.
- - Yeah.
- 290
- 00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:02,797
- I'm sad today without my dad.
- 291
- 00:15:02,799 --> 00:15:04,666
- I know, mom. I'm sorry.
- 292
- 00:15:04,668 --> 00:15:06,634
- I miss him too.
- 293
- 00:15:06,636 --> 00:15:07,570
- I love you, mom.
- 294
- 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:08,907
- I love you too.
- 295
- 00:15:10,073 --> 00:15:12,874
- Okay.
- 296
- 00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:14,108
- Text the list.
- 297
- 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:15,945
- Text the list.
- 298
- 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:18,417
- Hey, mom, I really gotta talk
- to you about Hailey.
- 299
- 00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,852
- - About Hailey?
- - Yeah.
- 300
- 00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:25,186
- Okay. I understand, though.
- 301
- 00:15:25,188 --> 00:15:26,622
- What do you understand?
- 302
- 00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:27,989
- I'm excited to meet your friend,
- 303
- 00:15:27,991 --> 00:15:29,791
- but I get it's hard
- 304
- 00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:32,094
- maintaining friendships when
- you're in a relationship.
- 305
- 00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:34,229
- - What are you talking about?
- - It's a real best friend
- 306
- 00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:36,665
- when someone else
- takes that place.
- 307
- 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,501
- You've had a lot
- of best friends.
- 308
- 00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:41,002
- - What?
- - I thought we were best friends.
- 309
- 00:15:41,004 --> 00:15:43,705
- But you don't
- tell me anything anymore.
- 310
- 00:15:43,707 --> 00:15:47,542
- - I tell you things, mom.
- - Tell me how to spell Jarlsberg?
- 311
- 00:15:47,544 --> 00:15:49,244
- It's a J.
- 312
- 00:15:49,246 --> 00:15:53,848
- J-A-R-L-S... B-U-R-G or B-E-R-G?
- 313
- 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:57,887
- - Okay, well, Hailey's at the station now.
- - Okay.
- 314
- 00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:00,855
- - So, I guess I'll just go.
- - You want me to come?
- 315
- 00:16:00,857 --> 00:16:02,791
- No. How do I look?
- Do I look okay?
- 316
- 00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:05,026
- - Good, you look good.
- - What does that mean?
- 317
- 00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:08,129
- For someone who's doing all this meditating
- you're awfully stressed, sweetie.
- 318
- 00:16:08,131 --> 00:16:11,132
- Maybe you're not doing it right.
- Maybe, maybe it's reversing
- 319
- 00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:13,234
- - your brain waves.
- - You're making it worse, mom.
- 320
- 00:16:13,236 --> 00:16:16,070
- Do you want anything while
- I'm texting your father?
- 321
- 00:16:16,072 --> 00:16:18,741
- - No.
- - Okay.
- 322
- 00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,025
- Um...
- 323
- 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,560
- Where's the store?
- 324
- 00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:42,164
- Well, you know, I just thought I'd get
- you away from the hubbub of the house,
- 325
- 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,667
- - have a little chat man-to-man.
- - Okay.
- 326
- 00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:47,705
- Just had a couple of questions.
- 327
- 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:51,940
- How long have
- you been dating my daughter?
- 328
- 00:16:51,942 --> 00:16:55,777
- Oh, yeah, no, no, sir.
- We're not dating.
- 329
- 00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:57,948
- - Don't lie to me.
- - Oh, no, I'm not lying.
- 330
- 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:01,717
- Okay. Let me rephrase.
- 331
- 00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,651
- How long have you been
- sleeping with my daughter?
- 332
- 00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:07,791
- Oh, what do you mean?
- 333
- 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,528
- What do I mean?
- 334
- 00:17:11,194 --> 00:17:13,063
- Okay, what has Lauren told you?
- 335
- 00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:16,934
- Nothing gets past me.
- 336
- 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:20,538
- We're not dating.
- 337
- 00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:26,144
- You're saying you've never
- slept with my daughter?
- 338
- 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,048
- Is that what you're saying?
- 339
- 00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:36,017
- Okay, okay. Yeah, um.
- 340
- 00:17:36,019 --> 00:17:39,023
- Yeah, so we slept
- together once and, um...
- 341
- 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:42,658
- It never happened again. It was just
- one time and it didn't mean anything.
- 342
- 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:45,259
- - It didn't mean anything?!
- - Well, I didn't mean like that.
- 343
- 00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:48,296
- - You know, it's just that we...
- - You slept with my daughter
- 344
- 00:17:48,298 --> 00:17:49,832
- and it didn't mean anything!
- 345
- 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,400
- No, it meant something.
- 346
- 00:17:51,402 --> 00:17:52,867
- It just, we're not dating.
- 347
- 00:17:52,869 --> 00:17:54,135
- You better be dating
- 348
- 00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:55,703
- if you're
- sleeping with my daughter!
- 349
- 00:17:55,705 --> 00:17:57,942
- - But I...
- - Take a look around.
- 350
- 00:18:02,813 --> 00:18:05,617
- - You see anybody?
- - No.
- 351
- 00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:09,821
- - You think you'll be missed?
- - What?
- 352
- 00:18:12,355 --> 00:18:13,924
- Ten.
- 353
- 00:18:14,892 --> 00:18:16,725
- - Nine.
- - Oh, god, are you counting down
- 354
- 00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:18,126
- - to kill me?
- - Eight.
- 355
- 00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:19,995
- Okay, okay, yep.
- 356
- 00:18:19,997 --> 00:18:23,065
- - Seven.
- - Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, we're dating.
- 357
- 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,999
- - Six.
- - We're dating, we're dating, we're dating.
- 358
- 00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:27,102
- - I am obsessed with her.
- - Five.
- 359
- 00:18:27,104 --> 00:18:29,404
- - I love her. She is a great human being!
- - Four.
- 360
- 00:18:29,406 --> 00:18:32,074
- - I think you birthed an amazing little girl.
- - Three!
- 361
- 00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:34,977
- - I'm dating your daughter!
- - Okay.
- 362
- 00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:37,278
- Man asks a simple question,
- 363
- 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,347
- just give a straight answer.
- 364
- 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:50,025
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 365
- 00:18:50,027 --> 00:18:51,663
- I made it.
- 366
- 00:18:52,863 --> 00:18:54,763
- Oh, I got this for your mom.
- 367
- 00:18:54,765 --> 00:18:56,131
- Oh, that was really nice.
- 368
- 00:18:56,133 --> 00:19:00,436
- - And these.
- - That was so thoughtful.
- 369
- 00:19:00,438 --> 00:19:03,842
- - Everything okay?
- - Mm-hm. Yeah.
- 370
- 00:19:04,974 --> 00:19:06,909
- So, how far is it from here?
- 371
- 00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:09,147
- Just, it's, uh,
- it's really close.
- 372
- 00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:12,817
- So close.
- 373
- 00:19:17,488 --> 00:19:20,322
- So, how did it go?
- 374
- 00:19:20,324 --> 00:19:21,726
- You look really nice.
- 375
- 00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:24,325
- So, Austin...
- 376
- 00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:26,761
- I don't wanna talk about Austin.
- 377
- 00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:27,930
- No, I know. It's just that...
- 378
- 00:19:27,932 --> 00:19:29,398
- Lauren, today is
- about you and me.
- 379
- 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,100
- And today's totally still about
- 380
- 00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:33,201
- you and me, but I should
- tell you that Austin is...
- 381
- 00:19:33,203 --> 00:19:34,239
- Right! So no Austin.
- 382
- 00:19:35,338 --> 00:19:36,838
- Okay, but the thing is...
- 383
- 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,972
- If you say Austin one more time,
- 384
- 00:19:37,974 --> 00:19:39,276
- I'm gonna get out of this car.
- 385
- 00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:52,888
- - Welcome to my home.
- - It's so cute.
- 386
- 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:55,524
- Yeah. Um, don't look at that.
- 387
- 00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:58,994
- - Okay, now I have to.
- - Come on.
- 388
- 00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:02,096
- - Oh, God.
- - Oh, wow.
- 389
- 00:20:02,098 --> 00:20:04,365
- - Yes.
- - This is amazing.
- 390
- 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:06,134
- It's a whole lotta me.
- 391
- 00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:09,103
- - You must be Hailey.
- - Hi, these are for you.
- 392
- 00:20:09,105 --> 00:20:11,539
- Oh, these are my favorite.
- That is so nice.
- 393
- 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,409
- It is such a pleasure to finally meet you.
- We've heard so much about you.
- 394
- 00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:18,046
- - Oh, thank you so much for having me.
- - Oh, you're so welcome.
- 395
- 00:20:18,048 --> 00:20:20,149
- I was just looking
- at this amazing collage.
- 396
- 00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:22,284
- - Pretty great, right?
- - Yes, it is so embarrassing.
- 397
- 00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:24,553
- - No, it's beautiful.
- - She's always beautiful to me.
- 398
- 00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:25,957
- Okay.
- 399
- 00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:29,991
- - Hey, Hailey.
- - Austin?
- 400
- 00:20:29,993 --> 00:20:31,325
- I need to talk to you.
- 401
- 00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:32,995
- - There you go.
- - Whoa, are you okay?
- 402
- 00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:34,863
- Oh, you went
- lumberjack chic, too.
- 403
- 00:20:34,865 --> 00:20:36,864
- That's what I tried to tell you
- in the car on the way over here.
- 404
- 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:38,267
- I'm really sorry.
- 405
- 00:20:38,269 --> 00:20:39,938
- What the hell, Austin?
- 406
- 00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:44,940
- Hello. I'm George.
- 407
- 00:20:44,942 --> 00:20:47,209
- - Hi, I'm Hailey.
- - Pleasure.
- 408
- 00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:49,545
- - What's Austin doing here?
- - Oh, he just surprised us.
- 409
- 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:52,113
- - I might kill him.
- - The feeling's mutual.
- 410
- 00:20:52,115 --> 00:20:54,349
- Why did you tell your father
- that we slept together?
- 411
- 00:20:54,351 --> 00:20:56,418
- - I would never tell him that.
- - He was all like, you slept with my daughter.
- 412
- 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,821
- - Did, did you just tell my father we slept together?
- - He knew!
- 413
- 00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:01,422
- - He's with our daughter in her bedroom.
- - I know.
- 414
- 00:21:01,424 --> 00:21:03,091
- This is for the two of you.
- 415
- 00:21:03,093 --> 00:21:04,559
- Thank you both so much
- for having me
- 416
- 00:21:04,561 --> 00:21:07,362
- and welcoming me into your
- home on Thanksgiving.
- 417
- 00:21:07,364 --> 00:21:10,431
- Your daughter is amazing. I can't
- tell you how much this means.
- 418
- 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:13,367
- - Lauren told me how important you are.
- - Oh.
- 419
- 00:21:13,369 --> 00:21:16,305
- - So, tell us about Austin.
- - Yeah, what's his deal?
- 420
- 00:21:16,307 --> 00:21:18,039
- Um, he's fine.
- 421
- 00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:20,007
- He wants to kill me!
- Legitimately kill me!
- 422
- 00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:21,410
- Austin, I might kill you.
- I might kill you.
- 423
- 00:21:21,412 --> 00:21:22,911
- I might actually kill you.
- 424
- 00:21:22,913 --> 00:21:24,846
- This must be tough.
- You get jealous?
- 425
- 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,515
- - Of?
- - Austin.
- 426
- 00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:28,115
- It's okay, you can tell me.
- 427
- 00:21:28,117 --> 00:21:30,017
- I guess. They're just so close.
- 428
- 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:31,519
- Of course.
- They have a special connection.
- 429
- 00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:33,087
- Special, my ass.
- 430
- 00:21:33,089 --> 00:21:35,324
- And I understand.
- It's totally natural.
- 431
- 00:21:35,326 --> 00:21:37,860
- Well, I don't think
- I've admitted that before.
- 432
- 00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:39,527
- - Even to Lauren.
- - Don't worry.
- 433
- 00:21:39,529 --> 00:21:41,263
- It'll all work out.
- 434
- 00:21:41,265 --> 00:21:43,565
- When they get married,
- you'll still be close friends.
- 435
- 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:45,199
- Um, what?
- 436
- 00:21:45,201 --> 00:21:46,934
- Oh, me and
- Austin are not dating.
- 437
- 00:21:46,936 --> 00:21:49,071
- Austin and I.
- You were an English major.
- 438
- 00:21:49,073 --> 00:21:50,972
- Why don't we go outside,
- get some fresh air.
- 439
- 00:21:50,974 --> 00:21:52,242
- We'll be right back. Come on.
- 440
- 00:21:55,346 --> 00:21:57,248
- - Where the hell is he going?
- - Stop.
- 441
- 00:22:00,384 --> 00:22:01,883
- What's he doing here?
- 442
- 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,285
- Yeah, I was planning
- on telling them,
- 443
- 00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:04,518
- and then the doorbell rang
- and my parents
- 444
- 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,554
- just kind of assumed...
- 445
- 00:22:05,556 --> 00:22:07,088
- You were getting married.
- 446
- 00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:09,958
- - He sent a turkey.
- - He sent a turkey?
- 447
- 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,093
- I know, I know.
- 448
- 00:22:11,095 --> 00:22:12,928
- Listen, I will make this better.
- 449
- 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:13,996
- Okay.
- 450
- 00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:38,519
- - That is just horrifying.
- - What?
- 451
- 00:22:38,521 --> 00:22:41,657
- The neighbors do not need
- to see this kid's pelvis!
- 452
- 00:22:41,659 --> 00:22:43,991
- What are you talking about?
- 453
- 00:22:43,993 --> 00:22:46,561
- I never liked the idea of her moving
- in with some guy off of Craig's List.
- 454
- 00:22:46,563 --> 00:22:49,230
- Oh, I remember vividly you saying:
- "That kid's got a good head
- 455
- 00:22:49,232 --> 00:22:51,667
- - on his shoulders." Remember?
- - I'd like to knock that head off his shoulders.
- 456
- 00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:53,535
- Oh, you don't like any
- of Lauren's boyfriends.
- 457
- 00:22:53,537 --> 00:22:56,103
- Remember that nice kid Johnny?
- You gave him PTSD.
- 458
- 00:22:56,105 --> 00:22:57,340
- That Johnny was a bum.
- 459
- 00:22:58,342 --> 00:23:00,574
- Meanwhile, we invite this Austin
- into our home for Thanksgiving
- 460
- 00:23:00,576 --> 00:23:03,411
- and he clearly
- deceived us with his intentions.
- 461
- 00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:05,413
- How could you not fall in love
- with our daughter.
- 462
- 00:23:05,415 --> 00:23:08,485
- He's got her lying to us.
- She never lied to us.
- 463
- 00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:10,954
- Sweetie.
- 464
- 00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:16,094
- Do you think she's pregnant?
- 465
- 00:23:20,263 --> 00:23:22,500
- - Where's the sharpener?
- - No, no.
- 466
- 00:23:33,443 --> 00:23:36,280
- - What?
- - It's my grandparents.
- 467
- 00:23:38,015 --> 00:23:39,748
- So we're playing straight today.
- 468
- 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:41,318
- They're not listening to me!
- 469
- 00:23:43,686 --> 00:23:47,157
- Maybe they'll listen to you. Why don't
- you give it a try? Go tell them.
- 470
- 00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:50,028
- - What?
- - You go tell my parents.
- 471
- 00:23:50,594 --> 00:23:52,361
- No. Okay, I just met them.
- 472
- 00:23:52,363 --> 00:23:54,532
- I am not coming out for you.
- 473
- 00:23:55,499 --> 00:23:59,066
- Austin.
- Oh, what a surprise!
- 474
- 00:23:59,068 --> 00:24:01,202
- Hello, Anderson grandparents.
- 475
- 00:24:01,204 --> 00:24:02,770
- Call me Josephine.
- 476
- 00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:04,573
- Grandpa gets it done.
- 477
- 00:24:04,575 --> 00:24:08,543
- And don't you worry.
- I got your smoked turkey.
- 478
- 00:24:08,545 --> 00:24:10,612
- He's arm-in-arm
- with your grandma.
- 479
- 00:24:10,614 --> 00:24:14,149
- I am not with Austin.
- I am with you, okay?
- 480
- 00:24:14,151 --> 00:24:15,584
- They're going to love you.
- 481
- 00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,585
- Walk along
- like you know how.
- 482
- 00:24:17,587 --> 00:24:19,621
- I'm waiting
- for you, bitch.
- 483
- 00:24:19,623 --> 00:24:22,090
- Oh, I can walk. Look at the...
- 484
- 00:24:22,092 --> 00:24:24,191
- Oh, well, oh, good. okay. Well.
- 485
- 00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:25,293
- Well, keep up.
- 486
- 00:24:25,295 --> 00:24:26,694
- You're gonna be the death of me.
- 487
- 00:24:26,696 --> 00:24:29,131
- Oh, the death of you
- will be your cholesterol.
- 488
- 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:31,499
- Oh, really?
- Did you ever hear of Lipitor?
- 489
- 00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:33,334
- - Oh, wait a second.
- - Lepicore?
- 490
- 00:24:33,336 --> 00:24:34,803
- - Lipitor. Lipitor.
- - I have no idea.
- 491
- 00:24:34,805 --> 00:24:37,139
- - Ask your doctor.
- - Ask... should I get some?
- 492
- 00:24:37,141 --> 00:24:38,472
- Jesus Christ.
- 493
- 00:24:38,474 --> 00:24:41,378
- - What are the side effects?
- - Death.
- 494
- 00:24:45,315 --> 00:24:47,382
- Keep walking.
- You don't have to wait for me.
- 495
- 00:24:47,384 --> 00:24:50,387
- - I don't need a helper.
- - Well, you need something.
- 496
- 00:24:53,589 --> 00:24:57,625
- Let's go in there so that they
- can see you by my side
- 497
- 00:24:57,627 --> 00:25:01,298
- and they can process it and I'll
- clear this all up, alright?
- 498
- 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,535
- Fine.
- 499
- 00:25:10,173 --> 00:25:11,840
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- 500
- 00:25:11,842 --> 00:25:17,612
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- I'm so happy everyone's early.
- 501
- 00:25:17,614 --> 00:25:20,782
- You wore those pants again?
- Look at them.
- 502
- 00:25:20,784 --> 00:25:22,284
- - Yeah?
- - Yes, I did.
- 503
- 00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:24,553
- Well, thank heaven
- I didn't dress up.
- 504
- 00:25:24,555 --> 00:25:26,353
- Well, they're
- very comfortable. Here.
- 505
- 00:25:26,355 --> 00:25:28,623
- - They're very heinous.
- - They may be heinous,
- 506
- 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:32,626
- but something smells
- awfully good.
- 507
- 00:25:32,628 --> 00:25:35,697
- Well, this is so great
- because, you know,
- 508
- 00:25:35,699 --> 00:25:40,302
- your son ate the entire pie I was
- planning to serve for breakfast.
- 509
- 00:25:40,304 --> 00:25:41,769
- Oh, pie is okay for
- breakfast.
- 510
- 00:25:41,771 --> 00:25:44,538
- Maybe everyone can
- congregate in the living room.
- 511
- 00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:46,574
- Austin sent me
- one of those smoked turkeys
- 512
- 00:25:46,576 --> 00:25:49,510
- - now I'm excited about Thanksgiving.
- - Mm-hm.
- 513
- 00:25:49,512 --> 00:25:51,712
- That's good.
- This man ate a whole pie?
- 514
- 00:25:51,714 --> 00:25:53,481
- Part of a pie.
- She's exaggerating.
- 515
- 00:25:53,483 --> 00:25:55,150
- - Pig, oink.
- - Uh, everyone?
- 516
- 00:25:55,152 --> 00:25:56,852
- Can I have your attention?
- 517
- 00:25:56,854 --> 00:26:01,189
- - We're dating.
- - Yes, Austin and Lauren are dating.
- 518
- 00:26:01,191 --> 00:26:02,724
- - You're misunderstanding.
- - Oh, no, no.
- 519
- 00:26:02,726 --> 00:26:04,860
- - That's wonderful.
- - No, Grandma. Stop it.
- 520
- 00:26:04,862 --> 00:26:07,228
- - No, Grandma, stop kissing Austin.
- - Oh, no, no, no.
- 521
- 00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:09,631
- It's not what you think.
- But it's very meaningful.
- 522
- 00:26:09,633 --> 00:26:11,732
- - There's just a bit of confusion here.
- - Yeah, listen.
- 523
- 00:26:11,734 --> 00:26:13,200
- You work with Lauren?
- 524
- 00:26:13,202 --> 00:26:16,371
- Yeah. Hailey is a lawyer, um.
- 525
- 00:26:16,373 --> 00:26:18,305
- - She actually makes money.
- - So do you.
- 526
- 00:26:18,307 --> 00:26:20,609
- - How is the writing coming?
- - Bet you got a whole lot
- 527
- 00:26:20,611 --> 00:26:21,712
- of new material now.
- 528
- 00:26:22,613 --> 00:26:25,646
- Her writing's going really well.
- Tell them.
- 529
- 00:26:25,648 --> 00:26:27,716
- - What kind of law?
- - Uh, environmental law.
- 530
- 00:26:27,718 --> 00:26:30,352
- - All about shrubbery and bushes.
- - I love shrubbery.
- 531
- 00:26:30,354 --> 00:26:32,687
- I don't know anything about
- environmental law,
- 532
- 00:26:32,689 --> 00:26:34,823
- but I learn something
- new every day.
- 533
- 00:26:34,825 --> 00:26:38,492
- As did I, madame, the day
- I married you 'til today.
- 534
- 00:26:38,494 --> 00:26:40,295
- What's the newest
- thing you've learned?
- 535
- 00:26:40,297 --> 00:26:42,564
- You, ma'am, have major game.
- 536
- 00:26:42,566 --> 00:26:44,231
- - Alright, you two get a room.
- - So, um,
- 537
- 00:26:44,233 --> 00:26:46,200
- Hailey and I met in yoga.
- 538
- 00:26:46,202 --> 00:26:48,402
- Thought you weren't supposed
- to talk in yoga.
- 539
- 00:26:48,404 --> 00:26:49,804
- Well, she hates rules.
- 540
- 00:26:49,806 --> 00:26:51,273
- Hailey is not my friend.
- 541
- 00:26:51,275 --> 00:26:52,440
- She's your best friend.
- 542
- 00:26:52,442 --> 00:26:54,375
- I liked that picture of you
- 543
- 00:26:54,377 --> 00:26:55,911
- two on Instagram last
- night. That was beautiful.
- 544
- 00:26:55,913 --> 00:26:57,511
- - She's talking about the LPAC event.
- - Yeah.
- 545
- 00:26:57,513 --> 00:26:59,780
- Lesbians for women in power.
- 546
- 00:26:59,782 --> 00:27:02,249
- Yeah, we got a bunch of
- feminists in the house.
- 547
- 00:27:02,251 --> 00:27:04,251
- Are you two wearing
- the same shirt?
- 548
- 00:27:04,253 --> 00:27:06,353
- Okay. Come with me.
- 549
- 00:27:07,790 --> 00:27:09,857
- Okay. Excuse me.
- 550
- 00:27:09,859 --> 00:27:11,361
- He goes too?
- 551
- 00:27:15,798 --> 00:27:18,466
- - They're not listening.
- - I told you.
- 552
- 00:27:18,468 --> 00:27:20,267
- No, like, they're really
- not listening.
- 553
- 00:27:20,269 --> 00:27:22,603
- I mean, okay,
- they're still my family.
- 554
- 00:27:28,311 --> 00:27:30,344
- Jesus Christ! How many times
- do I have to knock
- 555
- 00:27:30,346 --> 00:27:31,880
- before someone answers the door?
- 556
- 00:27:31,882 --> 00:27:33,248
- What's with the girl in the van?
- 557
- 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,682
- - Oh, Jesus Christ!
- - Mike!
- 558
- 00:27:34,684 --> 00:27:36,351
- - Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
- - Mike, Mike!
- 559
- 00:27:36,353 --> 00:27:39,286
- - What?
- - You heard me.
- 560
- 00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:41,488
- I don't even know
- what you're talking about! What?
- 561
- 00:27:41,490 --> 00:27:44,292
- Oh, I don't believe you.
- Where's the cranberry sauce?
- 562
- 00:27:44,294 --> 00:27:46,294
- - What?
- - I asked you to bring one thing.
- 563
- 00:27:46,296 --> 00:27:48,296
- Oh, wait. Oh, woah, woah.
- I brought wine.
- 564
- 00:27:48,298 --> 00:27:49,797
- - Oh, great.
- - I brought wine.
- 565
- 00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:51,868
- So we're drinking again.
- That makes me happy.
- 566
- 00:27:52,702 --> 00:27:56,374
- - So, this is your bedroom?
- - This is it.
- 567
- 00:27:57,708 --> 00:27:59,708
- I'm so glad we're sharing
- this moment with Austin.
- 568
- 00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:01,977
- No one wants to out you guys
- more than me right now.
- 569
- 00:28:01,979 --> 00:28:05,447
- - Why exactly are you here?
- - How was I supposed to know you were gonna drop
- 570
- 00:28:05,449 --> 00:28:08,382
- - the lez bomb today?
- - Why did you send a turkey?
- 571
- 00:28:08,384 --> 00:28:10,884
- Because her grandmother
- liked it last year.
- 572
- 00:28:10,886 --> 00:28:14,288
- You're deliberately
- trying to sabotage me.
- 573
- 00:28:14,290 --> 00:28:15,990
- Shut up. Both of you.
- 574
- 00:28:15,992 --> 00:28:19,928
- We'll go with the flow and when
- the right moment presents itself
- 575
- 00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:23,998
- - I will tell them we're in a relationship.
- - Okay.
- 576
- 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,434
- Alright, listen, you just
- have to rip off that Band-Aid.
- 577
- 00:28:27,436 --> 00:28:30,337
- - I didn't want there to be any ripping.
- - I know.
- 578
- 00:28:30,339 --> 00:28:34,409
- - It's not how it was supposed to happen.
- - Oh, I know.
- 579
- 00:28:34,411 --> 00:28:37,344
- - Sorry.
- - Hey, it's gonna be okay.
- 580
- 00:28:43,886 --> 00:28:47,424
- - So, this is your bedroom?
- - This is my bedroom.
- 581
- 00:28:48,491 --> 00:28:50,627
- All of this was made here.
- 582
- 00:28:51,394 --> 00:28:54,796
- How did you even fit on the bed
- with all these stuffed animals?
- 583
- 00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:58,632
- I don't know.
- I'm actually not sure.
- 584
- 00:28:58,634 --> 00:29:00,802
- - Who's this guy?
- - This is Teddy.
- 585
- 00:29:00,804 --> 00:29:03,371
- I lacked imagination.
- 586
- 00:29:03,373 --> 00:29:06,507
- This is, like, quite the
- introduction to 6-year-old Lauren.
- 587
- 00:29:06,509 --> 00:29:09,376
- - I'm sorry.
- - It's okay.
- 588
- 00:29:11,381 --> 00:29:13,315
- - Hey, mom!
- - Oh!
- 589
- 00:29:13,317 --> 00:29:14,615
- - Happy Thanksgiving!
- - All my children.
- 590
- 00:29:14,617 --> 00:29:16,418
- Oh, it smells so good in here.
- 591
- 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,420
- - You look so handsome.
- - Really?
- 592
- 00:29:18,422 --> 00:29:20,921
- - Yes, I really like this hairdo.
- - Why don't I have a girlfriend then?
- 593
- 00:29:20,923 --> 00:29:23,391
- - This deserves a girlfriend.
- - It's so touchable.
- 594
- 00:29:23,393 --> 00:29:25,959
- Hey, I did bring
- a little bit of laundry
- 595
- 00:29:25,961 --> 00:29:28,363
- - Oh, how great, I love doing laundry.
- - for us to do.
- 596
- 00:29:28,365 --> 00:29:30,532
- But I don't know how to do it.
- So I thought, you know, you.
- 597
- 00:29:30,534 --> 00:29:33,537
- Yeah, we'll have a class
- in that. It's all good.
- 598
- 00:29:36,772 --> 00:29:38,806
- ♪ Dashing
- through the snow... ♪
- 599
- 00:29:40,777 --> 00:29:43,611
- Honey, one holiday
- at a time, please.
- 600
- 00:29:43,613 --> 00:29:46,081
- - Can I have my phone back now?
- - Jess.
- 601
- 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:49,517
- - Would you give her the phone back?
- - Don't make me the bad cop.
- 602
- 00:29:49,519 --> 00:29:50,884
- You are the bad cop.
- 603
- 00:29:50,886 --> 00:29:53,823
- - Hey. Don't push it.
- - Thank you.
- 604
- 00:29:57,027 --> 00:30:00,431
- Okay, here we go.
- Let's have a good time.
- 605
- 00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:06,101
- Can I please
- have my phone now?
- 606
- 00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:08,068
- No.
- 607
- 00:30:08,070 --> 00:30:09,671
- And don't slam the door.
- 608
- 00:30:09,673 --> 00:30:12,106
- Can we just eat some food
- and give thanks?
- 609
- 00:30:12,108 --> 00:30:14,476
- No. I'm not thankful.
- 610
- 00:30:14,478 --> 00:30:16,577
- How about giving thanks
- for me birthing you?
- 611
- 00:30:16,579 --> 00:30:18,979
- Push a child out of
- your vagina for 32 hours.
- 612
- 00:30:18,981 --> 00:30:21,149
- - You won't be crying about that phone.
- - Mom, don't say vagina.
- 613
- 00:30:21,151 --> 00:30:22,820
- And don't mention
- the spinach dip.
- 614
- 00:30:25,654 --> 00:30:28,055
- Hey, the good
- guys are here!
- 615
- 00:30:28,057 --> 00:30:30,691
- Hey! Hi, are you?
- 616
- 00:30:30,693 --> 00:30:34,129
- I'm very,
- very well, Maggie.
- 617
- 00:30:34,131 --> 00:30:35,863
- - Hey there, beautiful lady.
- - Oh.
- 618
- 00:30:35,865 --> 00:30:38,665
- - Happy Thanksgiving, mom.
- - You kiss her on the lips?
- 619
- 00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:41,402
- - I love you.
- - Hey, tough guy. How you doin'?
- 620
- 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:42,737
- - I'm doing great.
- - Yeah?
- 621
- 00:30:42,739 --> 00:30:44,671
- I feel great.
- I got the appetite back.
- 622
- 00:30:44,673 --> 00:30:46,007
- - How do I look?
- - Like a 100 damn dollars.
- 623
- 00:30:46,009 --> 00:30:47,842
- You actually
- asked him if he felt good?
- 624
- 00:30:47,844 --> 00:30:50,014
- Look at the woman's face
- that he brought with him.
- 625
- 00:30:50,946 --> 00:30:53,914
- - I mean, how could you not feel good?
- - Pop, come on.
- 626
- 00:30:53,916 --> 00:30:56,017
- Jessica. Hi, Mike.
- 627
- 00:30:56,019 --> 00:30:57,419
- - Maggie.
- - Hi!
- 628
- 00:30:57,421 --> 00:30:58,753
- The whole gang is here. Great.
- 629
- 00:30:58,755 --> 00:31:00,555
- - This is Hailey.
- - John.
- 630
- 00:31:00,557 --> 00:31:01,956
- - Hi.
- - Do you want some meat?
- 631
- 00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:03,725
- No, thanks,
- I actually don't eat meat.
- 632
- 00:31:03,727 --> 00:31:06,026
- - Oh.
- - Are you a vegetarian?
- 633
- 00:31:06,028 --> 00:31:09,898
- - Yeah.
- - Wait, you're the one that turned my daughter vegetarian?
- 634
- 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:12,033
- No, actually,
- she turned me vegetarian.
- 635
- 00:31:12,035 --> 00:31:16,069
- - She doesn't eat meat, but she eats pie.
- - So do you.
- 636
- 00:31:16,071 --> 00:31:18,506
- - Mom, can I have my phone?
- - Not until you learn that
- 637
- 00:31:18,508 --> 00:31:20,475
- my privacy is my privacy.
- 638
- 00:31:20,477 --> 00:31:22,110
- She has taken to filming me
- in the bathroom.
- 639
- 00:31:22,112 --> 00:31:23,777
- - Got enough?
- - Mm-hm.
- 640
- 00:31:23,779 --> 00:31:25,913
- On the toilet,
- in the shower, waxing, shaving.
- 641
- 00:31:25,915 --> 00:31:27,748
- - Waxing is my favorite one.
- - Oh, my god.
- 642
- 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,883
- - Well, that's flattering.
- - That's flattering, right?
- 643
- 00:31:29,885 --> 00:31:34,021
- - Yes, the evil spawn.
- - Real flattering.
- 644
- 00:31:34,023 --> 00:31:36,490
- Somebody said
- there was gonna be turkey.
- 645
- 00:31:36,492 --> 00:31:39,059
- - You are an evil spawn, you really are.
- - Oh, yes, it's hilarious.
- 646
- 00:31:39,061 --> 00:31:41,662
- - You should have some wine.
- - I don't want wine.
- 647
- 00:31:41,664 --> 00:31:44,833
- - It's the bottle that Hailey brought.
- - Great.
- 648
- 00:31:44,835 --> 00:31:47,501
- Is there a reason
- you don't want wine?
- 649
- 00:31:47,503 --> 00:31:49,970
- - A specific reason?
- - You like drinking?
- 650
- 00:31:49,972 --> 00:31:53,208
- - That's it?
- - Dad, I don't want wine.
- 651
- 00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:54,575
- - Do you want the wine?
- - Ahh, No.
- 652
- 00:31:54,577 --> 00:31:56,510
- I'm thinking you
- might want some.
- 653
- 00:31:56,512 --> 00:31:58,680
- Lauren, can you grab me some extra
- oven mitts from downstairs?
- 654
- 00:31:58,682 --> 00:32:00,949
- - Oh, I'll go get them.
- - The big... Lauren, can you
- 655
- 00:32:00,951 --> 00:32:02,816
- show Hailey where
- the extra oven mitts are?
- 656
- 00:32:02,818 --> 00:32:04,986
- Mom, can you ask dad
- why he's being crazy?
- 657
- 00:32:04,988 --> 00:32:07,555
- - She doesn't want any wine.
- - Where the hell is the turkey?
- 658
- 00:32:07,557 --> 00:32:09,257
- Amen. I'm with Pop.
- Let's eat.
- 659
- 00:32:09,259 --> 00:32:10,824
- It's roast beef.
- 660
- 00:32:10,826 --> 00:32:13,260
- - You need to talk to them.
- - Okay.
- 661
- 00:32:13,262 --> 00:32:17,532
- - You need to drink that wine.
- - Getting drunk's not gonna fix anything.
- 662
- 00:32:17,534 --> 00:32:19,566
- - They think you're pregnant.
- - No.
- 663
- 00:32:19,568 --> 00:32:21,568
- Oh, yeah. They think you
- came home to tell them
- 664
- 00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:22,903
- you're in a relationship
- with Austin
- 665
- 00:32:22,905 --> 00:32:25,573
- and you're pregnant.
- Congratulations.
- 666
- 00:32:25,575 --> 00:32:27,040
- Oh, my God.
- 667
- 00:32:27,042 --> 00:32:31,011
- I just need to get my mom
- alone for, like, a minute.
- 668
- 00:32:31,013 --> 00:32:32,515
- Is someone smoking pot?
- 669
- 00:32:33,148 --> 00:32:35,552
- I don't think so. Nobody smokes.
- 670
- 00:32:37,953 --> 00:32:38,989
- What?
- 671
- 00:32:43,993 --> 00:32:46,760
- My uncle is smoking
- weed in Pop-pop's bathroom!
- 672
- 00:32:46,762 --> 00:32:48,997
- My uncle, this, my Pop-pop
- used to live down here.
- 673
- 00:32:48,999 --> 00:32:51,732
- My uncle's in there smoking and shaving.
- My mom's gonna kill him.
- 674
- 00:32:51,734 --> 00:32:54,201
- - Why is he shaving?
- - Why is he smoking?
- 675
- 00:32:54,203 --> 00:32:56,537
- - Ask if he wants to share?
- - That's not funny.
- 676
- 00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:58,139
- - I'm not joking.
- - I'll be right back.
- 677
- 00:32:58,141 --> 00:33:00,307
- - No.
- - Just give me, just give me five minutes.
- 678
- 00:33:00,309 --> 00:33:01,976
- - No.
- - Just give me... Please.
- 679
- 00:33:01,978 --> 00:33:04,312
- Please just give me five
- minutes to talk to my mom.
- 680
- 00:33:04,314 --> 00:33:06,180
- You get one minute.
- 681
- 00:33:06,182 --> 00:33:08,115
- Only 'cause you look
- so cute in that dress.
- 682
- 00:33:08,117 --> 00:33:09,586
- I like you in flannel.
- 683
- 00:33:10,252 --> 00:33:12,490
- Relax. I'll be right back.
- 684
- 00:33:18,127 --> 00:33:19,960
- Shit.
- 685
- 00:33:19,962 --> 00:33:21,629
- Oh, good. Lauren.
- 686
- 00:33:21,631 --> 00:33:22,896
- - No, not right now.
- - Your friend.
- 687
- 00:33:22,898 --> 00:33:24,766
- - No.
- - Yeah, we had a connection.
- 688
- 00:33:24,768 --> 00:33:26,334
- - There's no connection.
- - Tell me one thing.
- 689
- 00:33:26,336 --> 00:33:28,135
- What kind of guys
- does she date?
- 690
- 00:33:28,137 --> 00:33:29,770
- She is unavailable.
- 691
- 00:33:29,772 --> 00:33:31,171
- - Hey, listen.
- - What?
- 692
- 00:33:31,173 --> 00:33:33,708
- Mike's smoking weed
- in Pop-pop's bathroom.
- 693
- 00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:35,109
- - Is he gonna share?
- - John!
- 694
- 00:33:35,111 --> 00:33:36,944
- What? What do
- you want me to do about it?
- 695
- 00:33:36,946 --> 00:33:38,580
- I just need everyone to pull
- their shit together
- 696
- 00:33:38,582 --> 00:33:40,014
- for five seconds
- while I talk to mom.
- 697
- 00:33:40,016 --> 00:33:41,615
- - Can you just help me do that.
- - That's fair.
- 698
- 00:33:41,617 --> 00:33:42,917
- She's in the
- kitchen, you know,
- 699
- 00:33:42,919 --> 00:33:44,521
- - basting away.
- - Okay.
- 700
- 00:33:45,855 --> 00:33:48,722
- - No. Where are you going? Stay.
- - Where's Hailey? I just wanna have a stimulating
- 701
- 00:33:48,724 --> 00:33:51,895
- conversation with somebody actually...
- She seems smart. I'll see you later.
- 702
- 00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:57,632
- - Here.
- - What the hell? This cannot be right.
- 703
- 00:33:57,634 --> 00:34:02,069
- According to this, the turkey's done.
- According to this, we ate it already.
- 704
- 00:34:02,071 --> 00:34:06,841
- Vegetarian or not, you need to
- try the smoked turkey, Lauren.
- 705
- 00:34:06,843 --> 00:34:09,276
- - It was a gift from your boyfriend.
- - It wasn't.
- 706
- 00:34:09,278 --> 00:34:12,045
- If she's gonna try meat,
- it's gonna be my meat.
- 707
- 00:34:12,047 --> 00:34:13,780
- - Can you at least try my gravy?
- - I'm not trying meat today.
- 708
- 00:34:13,782 --> 00:34:15,717
- Oh, yes, you are.
- You're trying this gravy.
- 709
- 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,784
- - You really want to.
- - How about I try it, and we can go talk?
- 710
- 00:34:17,786 --> 00:34:19,621
- - We're talking right now. Try the gravy.
- - We're not talking.
- 711
- 00:34:19,623 --> 00:34:23,090
- Mmm. It's so good, right?
- It's really good.
- 712
- 00:34:23,092 --> 00:34:23,893
- Why?
- 713
- 00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:27,163
- This is the best one
- I have ever made.
- 714
- 00:34:29,365 --> 00:34:30,632
- That is great.
- 715
- 00:34:30,634 --> 00:34:31,865
- - Rose.
- - Yeah.
- 716
- 00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:33,767
- I hate to tell you.
- 717
- 00:34:33,769 --> 00:34:36,304
- You don't fry with olive oil.
- 718
- 00:34:36,306 --> 00:34:40,842
- No, I learned that.
- Oh, they told us that in Greece.
- 719
- 00:34:40,844 --> 00:34:42,844
- - Never.
- - Okay.
- 720
- 00:34:42,846 --> 00:34:46,179
- - We're in New Jersey.
- - You use canola oil or coconut oil.
- 721
- 00:34:46,181 --> 00:34:48,282
- Really? Huh!
- 722
- 00:34:48,284 --> 00:34:52,253
- You know, when I was a young girl
- and I had an itchy lady garden,
- 723
- 00:34:52,255 --> 00:34:56,657
- - Excuse me?
- - I put just a drop of olive oil on a cotton swab and
- 724
- 00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:59,730
- - pat it down there.
- - Oh, my God!
- 725
- 00:35:00,262 --> 00:35:01,996
- That's so great.
- 726
- 00:35:01,998 --> 00:35:05,135
- - How often would you do that?
- - Every single time.
- 727
- 00:35:06,268 --> 00:35:08,735
- - Have you ever had an itch down there?
- - Never.
- 728
- 00:35:08,737 --> 00:35:11,139
- - Never. That's never happened to me.
- - Mom, I need my phone.
- 729
- 00:35:11,141 --> 00:35:13,141
- - I need to film this.
- - Oh, yeah, that's not happening
- 730
- 00:35:13,143 --> 00:35:15,275
- because you and your friends
- do too much of that snatching...
- 731
- 00:35:15,277 --> 00:35:17,278
- - Snap-snapping?
- - of drugs and naked pictures.
- 732
- 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,213
- - I'm not doing any of that.
- - Okay, whatever.
- 733
- 00:35:19,215 --> 00:35:21,916
- All I'm saying is your
- generation is over-sexualized.
- 734
- 00:35:21,918 --> 00:35:24,284
- No, that was never Lauren.
- 735
- 00:35:24,286 --> 00:35:26,119
- What? You were an angel.
- 736
- 00:35:26,121 --> 00:35:29,123
- Do you remember when you asked
- me what this meant?
- 737
- 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:30,992
- - I literally wanna die.
- - Wait, what?
- 738
- 00:35:30,994 --> 00:35:33,327
- Some brat at school did that
- 739
- 00:35:33,329 --> 00:35:35,796
- and she wanted to know what he
- was talking about, right?
- 740
- 00:35:35,798 --> 00:35:38,365
- Okay, can you stop making
- that motion, forever.
- 741
- 00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:40,133
- This...? You, no.
- 742
- 00:35:40,135 --> 00:35:41,802
- Mom, let me live my life, okay?
- 743
- 00:35:41,804 --> 00:35:43,804
- Tell them about
- the Spin the Bottle.
- 744
- 00:35:43,806 --> 00:35:45,139
- - Mom, this is not a roast!
- - Okay, Lauren,
- 745
- 00:35:45,141 --> 00:35:48,008
- Lauren called me
- in seventh grade.
- 746
- 00:35:48,010 --> 00:35:50,244
- - It was sixth grade.
- - It was seventh grade.
- 747
- 00:35:50,246 --> 00:35:54,115
- - It was sixth grade.
- - And everybody was playing Spin the Bottle, right?
- 748
- 00:35:54,117 --> 00:35:57,284
- I didn't want my first kiss
- to be with some random guy.
- 749
- 00:35:57,286 --> 00:35:59,720
- - Right, and you called me, your mom.
- - Yes.
- 750
- 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:02,923
- I snuck off and called my mom
- and asked her if I should play.
- 751
- 00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:04,891
- - What'd she say? What'd you say?
- - I said you should do
- 752
- 00:36:04,893 --> 00:36:07,327
- whatever you feel
- comfortable doing.
- 753
- 00:36:07,329 --> 00:36:11,833
- But you hang up the phone and
- don't tell anyone you called.
- 754
- 00:36:11,835 --> 00:36:14,334
- - Loser.
- - Yes, I was not cool.
- 755
- 00:36:14,336 --> 00:36:17,074
- I miss those days.
- You told me everything.
- 756
- 00:36:18,907 --> 00:36:22,175
- I just want some clarification.
- You and Austin?
- 757
- 00:36:22,177 --> 00:36:24,811
- - Not together.
- - Why are you keeping it secret?
- 758
- 00:36:24,813 --> 00:36:28,048
- I'm not keeping it a secret! I've
- been trying to tell everyone.
- 759
- 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:31,251
- - We're not together!
- - I've got an idea.
- 760
- 00:36:31,253 --> 00:36:34,856
- Take this, put it
- in your hand and pray.
- 761
- 00:36:34,858 --> 00:36:38,525
- And pray to God that
- someday you figure out
- 762
- 00:36:38,527 --> 00:36:41,197
- that you can
- get your shit together.
- 763
- 00:36:42,798 --> 00:36:44,965
- - Put that rosary away.
- - What shit?
- 764
- 00:36:44,967 --> 00:36:46,300
- - Put it away.
- - Why?
- 765
- 00:36:46,302 --> 00:36:48,202
- We only use it
- for important things.
- 766
- 00:36:48,204 --> 00:36:52,240
- God belongs in your house
- every day of your life, lady.
- 767
- 00:36:52,242 --> 00:36:55,776
- We're not talking about God right
- now, we're talking about your rosary.
- 768
- 00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:57,878
- Jessica, do you have a
- boyfriend? Change of subject.
- 769
- 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,380
- I'm so into lacrosse players.
- 770
- 00:36:59,382 --> 00:37:02,016
- - Is Austin a lacrosse player?
- - Lacrosse?
- 771
- 00:37:02,018 --> 00:37:04,050
- Where do you see
- lacrosse players?
- 772
- 00:37:04,052 --> 00:37:05,385
- You don't know what I do.
- 773
- 00:37:05,387 --> 00:37:06,954
- Rose, I need more...
- 774
- 00:37:06,956 --> 00:37:08,255
- Where are you going?
- I need more chairs.
- 775
- 00:37:08,257 --> 00:37:10,224
- - They're in the basement.
- - Mike's, uh,
- 776
- 00:37:10,226 --> 00:37:12,159
- - smoking weed down there.
- - What?!
- 777
- 00:37:12,161 --> 00:37:14,394
- How is that surprising?
- What are you chewing?
- 778
- 00:37:14,396 --> 00:37:15,563
- Nothing, I'm not chewing.
- 779
- 00:37:15,565 --> 00:37:18,335
- Look at that! One of my cookies!
- 780
- 00:37:20,135 --> 00:37:23,170
- - Mike!
- - What?!
- 781
- 00:37:23,172 --> 00:37:27,141
- - What the hell are you doing?
- - I'm shaving!
- 782
- 00:37:27,143 --> 00:37:29,010
- - I smell weed.
- - I'm shaving!
- 783
- 00:37:29,012 --> 00:37:30,845
- You're smoking in our
- deceased father's bathroom!
- 784
- 00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:32,146
- - It's all in your head.
- - No.
- 785
- 00:37:32,148 --> 00:37:34,282
- I'm telling you, Rose,
- stop it. Ah!
- 786
- 00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:36,416
- - Rose, there's something wrong with you.
- - Where is it, where is it?
- 787
- 00:37:36,418 --> 00:37:38,452
- - What are you laughing at?
- - Rose, I'm kind of worried about you.
- 788
- 00:37:38,454 --> 00:37:40,153
- - What is so goddamn funny?
- - You don't look normal right now.
- 789
- 00:37:40,155 --> 00:37:42,123
- - You don't look normal.
- - You are doing...
- 790
- 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:44,492
- No, I'm kind of depressed!
- I've gotta relax!
- 791
- 00:37:44,494 --> 00:37:47,028
- - Oh, yeah. That's called being an adult! Welcome to...
- - Okay, Rose.
- 792
- 00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:49,896
- You look like Grandma,
- you look just like grandma.
- 793
- 00:37:49,898 --> 00:37:52,432
- I am so going to kill you.
- Goddamn it.
- 794
- 00:37:52,434 --> 00:37:58,371
- - I have had it. I am not your goddamn mother!
- - I didn't do anything!
- 795
- 00:37:58,373 --> 00:38:03,878
- Right over there
- I saw Lauren kiss Hailey.
- 796
- 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,912
- Lauren's dating Austin.
- 797
- 00:38:07,449 --> 00:38:09,617
- Kids these days think they can
- have their gluten-free
- 798
- 00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:11,885
- cake and eat it too.
- 799
- 00:38:11,887 --> 00:38:14,121
- Well, what should
- we do about it?
- 800
- 00:38:14,123 --> 00:38:17,027
- You do nothing.
- I'll handle this.
- 801
- 00:38:20,262 --> 00:38:23,197
- You put those hands on me,
- you get bossy
- 802
- 00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:28,970
- and it turns me on, still.
- 803
- 00:38:28,972 --> 00:38:31,438
- - So, no meat at all?
- - Nope.
- 804
- 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,075
- - Well, where do you get your protein?
- - Oh, Hailey eats fish.
- 805
- 00:38:35,077 --> 00:38:37,945
- Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.
- There's a name for that.
- 806
- 00:38:37,947 --> 00:38:40,213
- It's a p, p, pescatarian.
- 807
- 00:38:40,215 --> 00:38:42,182
- - You're a pescatarian.
- - No, I'm not.
- 808
- 00:38:42,184 --> 00:38:44,251
- - Semantics.
- - Maybe I should be a pescatarian.
- 809
- 00:38:44,253 --> 00:38:46,987
- Hey, we were just talking about
- Hailey's meat-eating habits.
- 810
- 00:38:46,989 --> 00:38:48,956
- Austin's telling your
- brother I eat fish.
- 811
- 00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:50,191
- What do you think
- about that, Lauren?
- 812
- 00:38:50,193 --> 00:38:52,059
- Gosh, it starts
- with a P, right?
- 813
- 00:38:52,061 --> 00:38:53,628
- - Yeah, pescaterian.
- - It's on the tip of the... No.
- 814
- 00:38:53,630 --> 00:38:55,496
- - That's right. Am I wrong?
- - No, it's not. That's not it.
- 815
- 00:38:55,498 --> 00:38:58,499
- - Lauren? Lauren!
- - Oh, no.
- 816
- 00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:00,133
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 817
- 00:39:00,135 --> 00:39:02,168
- Not pescatarian.
- I'll tell you later.
- 818
- 00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:04,104
- I wanna make sure you're
- comfortable, you know?
- 819
- 00:39:04,106 --> 00:39:05,972
- Mi casa is your house.
- 820
- 00:39:05,974 --> 00:39:07,074
- - Thanks.
- - Yeah.
- 821
- 00:39:07,076 --> 00:39:08,541
- You play lacrosse?
- 822
- 00:39:08,543 --> 00:39:10,211
- Yeah, in high school.
- 823
- 00:39:10,213 --> 00:39:12,380
- Hm. Nice.
- 824
- 00:39:12,382 --> 00:39:16,150
- - Lauren!
- - What's going on, Grandma?
- 825
- 00:39:16,152 --> 00:39:18,653
- You never bring the side dish
- with the main dish.
- 826
- 00:39:18,655 --> 00:39:20,121
- Huh?
- 827
- 00:39:20,123 --> 00:39:22,322
- You don't think I know
- what's going on?
- 828
- 00:39:22,324 --> 00:39:26,327
- - You and Hailey?
- - Yes. Me and Hailey.
- 829
- 00:39:26,329 --> 00:39:28,262
- Yeah. Wow.
- 830
- 00:39:28,264 --> 00:39:30,998
- I didn't think that you'd be the
- first person to figure that out.
- 831
- 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,434
- You like to share your vegetarian plates
- and throw meat in when you feel like it.
- 832
- 00:39:34,436 --> 00:39:37,137
- - Wait, what?
- - You, Hailey, Austin.
- 833
- 00:39:37,139 --> 00:39:39,539
- I don't care what you do on
- your own personal time,
- 834
- 00:39:39,541 --> 00:39:43,177
- but you don't bring the side dish with
- the main course home for the holidays.
- 835
- 00:39:43,179 --> 00:39:45,012
- No, I'm with Hailey.
- There's not Austin.
- 836
- 00:39:45,014 --> 00:39:46,313
- There's no side dish.
- 837
- 00:39:46,315 --> 00:39:50,050
- Don't bullshit me.
- He sent a turkey.
- 838
- 00:39:50,052 --> 00:39:51,318
- I'm not bullshitting you.
- 839
- 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,190
- Hey, Lauren. Your brother's....
- 840
- 00:39:56,159 --> 00:40:00,594
- - Yeah. John? Stop waving at my friend.
- - Quit cock-blocking me.
- 841
- 00:40:00,596 --> 00:40:02,032
- I'm watching you.
- 842
- 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,503
- Shut the door.
- It's cold outside.
- 843
- 00:40:09,405 --> 00:40:11,041
- Uh...
- 844
- 00:40:12,175 --> 00:40:14,278
- I saw the two of you kissing.
- 845
- 00:40:17,045 --> 00:40:18,948
- Nice seeing you both.
- 846
- 00:40:20,048 --> 00:40:22,048
- What? What do you want?
- 847
- 00:40:22,050 --> 00:40:25,119
- - John, stop hitting on Hailey.
- - Okay. I think she might be into it,
- 848
- 00:40:25,121 --> 00:40:27,287
- - so I really don't wanna stop.
- - She's not into it. She's not into it.
- 849
- 00:40:27,289 --> 00:40:29,190
- - Okay, she might be.
- - She's not into it at all.
- 850
- 00:40:29,192 --> 00:40:30,590
- You know what?
- I'm picking up some things.
- 851
- 00:40:30,592 --> 00:40:32,025
- And if you think I don't know
- 852
- 00:40:32,027 --> 00:40:33,327
- when I'm getting the eyes,
- 853
- 00:40:33,329 --> 00:40:35,195
- - Then you're wrong.
- - There's no eyes.
- 854
- 00:40:35,197 --> 00:40:36,731
- - You're not her type.
- - This is one of those amazing,
- 855
- 00:40:36,733 --> 00:40:38,599
- beautiful romances that's just
- starting to blossom.
- 856
- 00:40:38,601 --> 00:40:40,367
- - What are you talking about?
- - You can't cover it up.
- 857
- 00:40:40,369 --> 00:40:42,103
- - She just showed up!
- - Well, yeah. You know.
- 858
- 00:40:42,105 --> 00:40:43,570
- - John, listen to me.
- - You have to relax!
- 859
- 00:40:43,572 --> 00:40:45,338
- - I sense that you're worked up.
- - Listen to me!
- 860
- 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:47,344
- - OK.
- - Hailey is my girlfriend.
- 861
- 00:40:48,478 --> 00:40:50,610
- Oh. Oh.
- 862
- 00:40:50,612 --> 00:40:52,679
- - Okay?
- - Yeah.
- 863
- 00:40:52,681 --> 00:40:55,249
- - But, you made out with tons of my friends in high school.
- - Oh, my God,
- 864
- 00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:57,617
- - I made out with one and it wasn't Thanksgiving. Let it go!
- - But you did. I saw
- 865
- 00:40:57,619 --> 00:40:59,487
- - I owe you one. I owe you one.
- - Don't... Put your finger away!
- 866
- 00:40:59,489 --> 00:41:01,222
- - I owe you one.
- - Put the finger away.
- 867
- 00:41:01,224 --> 00:41:02,623
- Okay. You know what?
- If you don't think
- 868
- 00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:04,124
- I can make out with her,
- 869
- 00:41:04,126 --> 00:41:05,594
- then I will take
- that as a challenge.
- 870
- 00:41:06,429 --> 00:41:08,762
- - Don't.
- - You're room smells like farts.
- 871
- 00:41:08,764 --> 00:41:11,367
- - Get out.
- - So maybe you wanna do something about that.
- 872
- 00:41:24,780 --> 00:41:27,384
- Why don't you get over there
- so I can keep an eye on you.
- 873
- 00:41:37,393 --> 00:41:39,392
- - You alright?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 874
- 00:41:39,394 --> 00:41:41,662
- Yeah, they just they did a lot
- of cutting around the muscle.
- 875
- 00:41:41,664 --> 00:41:44,434
- So you're gonna blame cancer
- for your shitty golf game?
- 876
- 00:41:46,536 --> 00:41:48,137
- You look alright, buddy.
- 877
- 00:41:48,704 --> 00:41:50,336
- Don't lie to me.
- I look like shit.
- 878
- 00:41:50,338 --> 00:41:52,009
- Well, there's that.
- 879
- 00:41:54,677 --> 00:41:57,014
- Hey, what's the deal
- with dad and the rosary?
- 880
- 00:41:58,547 --> 00:42:00,049
- Well, he, uh...
- 881
- 00:42:02,485 --> 00:42:05,222
- promised to do the rosary every
- day if you'd beat cancer.
- 882
- 00:42:06,588 --> 00:42:08,423
- So, he's screwed.
- 883
- 00:42:12,494 --> 00:42:15,795
- You look good, though.
- You eating healthy?
- 884
- 00:42:15,797 --> 00:42:19,333
- - From the guy who eats pie for breakfast.
- - And lunch.
- 885
- 00:42:19,335 --> 00:42:21,668
- - You know, George, I feel good.
- - Good.
- 886
- 00:42:21,670 --> 00:42:27,141
- - I feel like a teenager.
- - Like a really old, out of shape teenager.
- 887
- 00:42:28,577 --> 00:42:31,547
- Fore! On your house!
- 888
- 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:40,590
- Okay. I need a new thermometer.
- 889
- 00:42:41,824 --> 00:42:44,458
- Lauren, get me a new
- thermometer for Christmas.
- 890
- 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:46,260
- - That's all I want.
- - Great.
- 891
- 00:42:46,262 --> 00:42:47,595
- - I'm hungry.
- - Hey, sweetie?
- 892
- 00:42:47,597 --> 00:42:50,498
- I have your baby clothes
- up in the attic.
- 893
- 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,900
- - Mom, there's no reason for baby clothes.
- - Oh, okay.
- 894
- 00:42:52,902 --> 00:42:54,802
- Is something burning in here?
- 895
- 00:42:54,804 --> 00:42:58,873
- No, it's the smoked turkey?
- I mean, my turkey's fine.
- 896
- 00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:00,374
- - It smells.
- - That's not a turkey.
- 897
- 00:43:00,376 --> 00:43:01,876
- Yeah, what's with
- the smoked turkey?
- 898
- 00:43:01,878 --> 00:43:04,211
- - It's a family tradition.
- - Hailey, what's up?
- 899
- 00:43:04,213 --> 00:43:06,412
- I am gonna be
- an awesome grandma.
- 900
- 00:43:06,414 --> 00:43:10,751
- Yo, would a rational,
- pregnant person do this?!
- 901
- 00:43:10,753 --> 00:43:13,623
- - Yeah, boy. Oh, boy.
- - God. Wow. Oh, Wow.
- 902
- 00:43:14,757 --> 00:43:16,824
- No, no way to get that.
- 903
- 00:43:16,826 --> 00:43:19,492
- - Oh, my god, no.
- - So awesome.
- 904
- 00:43:19,494 --> 00:43:21,494
- - There's no baby.
- - You just killed it.
- 905
- 00:43:21,496 --> 00:43:24,632
- There was never a baby, mom.
- There was never a baby.
- 906
- 00:43:25,867 --> 00:43:27,367
- - Get the turkey!
- - Wait, wait!
- 907
- 00:43:27,369 --> 00:43:29,369
- Okay, everybody out now!
- 908
- 00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:35,342
- Save the turkey and get out!
- Come on!
- 909
- 00:43:35,344 --> 00:43:38,311
- Hailey and I have
- been dating for six months.
- 910
- 00:43:38,313 --> 00:43:40,581
- No one seems
- to give a shit about anything.
- 911
- 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:42,916
- - Move, move get out!
- - Alright, we're coming!
- 912
- 00:43:44,786 --> 00:43:46,887
- George! Where are mom and dad?
- 913
- 00:43:46,889 --> 00:43:49,190
- Has anybody seen my brother?
- 914
- 00:43:49,192 --> 00:43:51,561
- Okay, we gotta go now.
- We gotta go.
- 915
- 00:43:52,327 --> 00:43:55,831
- The house is okay, but the
- basement's got a lot of smoke damage.
- 916
- 00:43:56,599 --> 00:43:59,336
- - What caused the fire?
- - A joint, Chief.
- 917
- 00:44:01,536 --> 00:44:02,805
- Does he wanna
- share?
- 918
- 00:44:04,606 --> 00:44:08,943
- It's gonna be ok, mom. Why don't we
- go to the motel and have Thanksgiving there?
- 919
- 00:44:08,945 --> 00:44:11,912
- Yeah, okay. Okay.
- 920
- 00:44:13,583 --> 00:44:16,950
- - Oh, my God, it's all dad's stuff.
- - I know.
- 921
- 00:44:16,952 --> 00:44:18,952
- His...
- 922
- 00:44:18,954 --> 00:44:21,324
- - His baseball bats.
- - I know.
- 923
- 00:44:23,391 --> 00:44:25,858
- - It's gonna be okay.
- - His bird box and...
- 924
- 00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:28,697
- - It's gonna be okay.
- - Oh, God.
- 925
- 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,633
- - Yeah.
- - Um.
- 926
- 00:44:32,635 --> 00:44:33,934
- I'll be right back.
- Are you gonna be okay?
- 927
- 00:44:33,936 --> 00:44:35,305
- Yep.
- 928
- 00:44:39,641 --> 00:44:41,976
- - Oh! Oh.
- - Happy Thanksgiving, Rose.
- 929
- 00:44:41,978 --> 00:44:44,010
- - Oh, Happy Thanksgiving to you, too.
- - And that is one hell of a way
- 930
- 00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:45,748
- to smoke a turkey.
- 931
- 00:44:48,284 --> 00:44:49,849
- Dick.
- 932
- 00:44:49,851 --> 00:44:51,584
- Hey, where are you going?
- 933
- 00:44:51,586 --> 00:44:54,021
- Your brother's going to give
- me a ride to the station.
- 934
- 00:44:54,023 --> 00:44:55,889
- I tried to tell them,
- you heard me.
- 935
- 00:44:55,891 --> 00:44:59,392
- No, I know, I'm sorry. Look,
- I'm just really uncomfortable.
- 936
- 00:44:59,394 --> 00:45:00,860
- - I mean, this is crazy, right?
- - John?
- 937
- 00:45:00,862 --> 00:45:02,795
- - What?
- - Hailey's staying. You're staying.
- 938
- 00:45:02,797 --> 00:45:04,498
- No, she said she wanted a ride.
- I'll give her a ride.
- 939
- 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,865
- What's your deal anyway?
- You seem
- 940
- 00:45:05,867 --> 00:45:07,601
- - really depressed.
- - Give me Hailey's bag.
- 941
- 00:45:07,603 --> 00:45:09,737
- I can hold onto a bag, okay?
- 942
- 00:45:09,739 --> 00:45:14,374
- You have to stay, please.
- I need my friend's support.
- 943
- 00:45:14,376 --> 00:45:18,311
- Look, I get it that your family doesn't
- wanna hear about your friend today.
- 944
- 00:45:18,313 --> 00:45:19,746
- But I think they need to know.
- 945
- 00:45:19,748 --> 00:45:22,349
- I need to know that my
- friend has my back.
- 946
- 00:45:22,351 --> 00:45:25,619
- And I need my friend to be open
- and honest about her feelings.
- 947
- 00:45:25,621 --> 00:45:27,487
- Friends are there even
- when it's inconvenient.
- 948
- 00:45:27,489 --> 00:45:29,322
- They're there when you
- need them the most.
- 949
- 00:45:29,324 --> 00:45:31,758
- She sounds like she's pretty
- hard to be friends with, right?
- 950
- 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,961
- - Probably not even bother.
- - Give me Hailey's bag.
- 951
- 00:45:33,963 --> 00:45:35,896
- - Hey, you should mediate a little bit.
- - Give me Hailey's bag.
- 952
- 00:45:35,898 --> 00:45:37,563
- - Sibling rivalry. Hey, guys.
- - I think it would be good.
- 953
- 00:45:37,565 --> 00:45:39,432
- - Who am I riding with?
- - Guys, we can,
- 954
- 00:45:39,434 --> 00:45:42,369
- we can fit we can fit
- three in our backseat.
- 955
- 00:45:42,371 --> 00:45:45,773
- - Mom, you're gonna get sick.
- - Hey, we got the food in the driveway!
- 956
- 00:45:45,775 --> 00:45:48,508
- - We can have, like, a picnic, man!
- - Oh, make him be quiet.
- 957
- 00:45:48,510 --> 00:45:50,510
- - It's a beautiful day, you know!
- - Make him shut up.
- 958
- 00:45:50,512 --> 00:45:52,646
- - Make him shut up or I will die.
- - Come on, we're all here, you know?
- 959
- 00:45:52,648 --> 00:45:54,947
- I mean, there's no reason
- we all gotta climb
- 960
- 00:45:54,949 --> 00:45:57,016
- in the car and go to the motel!
- 961
- 00:45:57,018 --> 00:45:58,851
- - Seriously!
- - Hey, Austin.
- 962
- 00:45:58,853 --> 00:46:00,920
- My parents said
- you're coming with us.
- 963
- 00:46:00,922 --> 00:46:02,356
- Cool.
- 964
- 00:46:02,358 --> 00:46:03,626
- - Uhh.
- - I know.
- 965
- 00:46:04,527 --> 00:46:06,526
- - We're just gonna go to the motel.
- - Okay.
- 966
- 00:46:06,528 --> 00:46:09,329
- And we're gonna have a perfect
- Thanksgiving dinner.
- 967
- 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:11,932
- - You're gonna come.
- - You are a saint
- 968
- 00:46:11,934 --> 00:46:13,666
- for putting up with all this.
- 969
- 00:46:13,668 --> 00:46:16,869
- - Oh, Mrs. Anderson.
- - Oh, it's gonna be okay.
- 970
- 00:46:16,871 --> 00:46:20,007
- These are Ken's keys, and this
- is Ken's car, but it's just
- 971
- 00:46:20,009 --> 00:46:21,708
- - they're not working for Ken and...
- - Sweetie
- 972
- 00:46:21,710 --> 00:46:23,677
- find the keys
- that work for that car
- 973
- 00:46:23,679 --> 00:46:26,646
- or find a car that
- goes with those keys, okay?
- 974
- 00:46:26,648 --> 00:46:28,514
- Johnny?
- Put on your big boy pants.
- 975
- 00:46:28,516 --> 00:46:31,084
- Don't let the panic win.
- So, you're coming back
- 976
- 00:46:31,086 --> 00:46:33,387
- to the motel with us, right?
- 977
- 00:46:33,389 --> 00:46:35,021
- - Oh, yes, you are. Yes, you are.
- - Yeah.
- 978
- 00:46:35,023 --> 00:46:38,025
- - Thank you so much for having me.
- - Oh, you're welcome.
- 979
- 00:46:38,027 --> 00:46:39,760
- - So, we're just all gonna go to the motel?
- - Yep.
- 980
- 00:46:39,762 --> 00:46:42,396
- - Alright. Roommates.
- - John!
- 981
- 00:46:42,398 --> 00:46:43,963
- - What?
- - Leave Hailey alone.
- 982
- 00:46:43,965 --> 00:46:45,965
- I'm not, not leaving her alone.
- 983
- 00:46:45,967 --> 00:46:47,934
- - You're talking too much.
- - I've been talking to everybody.
- 984
- 00:46:47,936 --> 00:46:49,737
- - Stop it, just go away.
- - Guys, guys?
- 985
- 00:46:49,739 --> 00:46:51,472
- - Stop it, just go away.
- - Guys, guys?
- 986
- 00:46:51,474 --> 00:46:52,673
- - I can't go in the house.
- - Okay.
- 987
- 00:46:52,675 --> 00:46:54,541
- - He's a moron.
- - Here we go.
- 988
- 00:46:54,543 --> 00:46:56,008
- - He's a moron.
- - Here we go, come.
- 989
- 00:46:56,010 --> 00:46:59,579
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry
- he's harassing you.
- 990
- 00:46:59,581 --> 00:47:01,414
- - Work on your attitude!
- - We're good?
- 991
- 00:47:01,416 --> 00:47:03,883
- - Shut up!
- - We're all good!
- 992
- 00:47:16,465 --> 00:47:17,998
- What's with the smoked turkey?
- 993
- 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,099
- How many times are we gonna go
- through this today?
- 994
- 00:47:20,101 --> 00:47:21,735
- Austin sent it.
- 995
- 00:47:21,737 --> 00:47:23,807
- What? He doesn't
- like your turkey?
- 996
- 00:47:24,606 --> 00:47:26,139
- Does Austin not like my turkey?
- 997
- 00:47:26,141 --> 00:47:27,974
- No, mom. It was just a gesture.
- 998
- 00:47:27,976 --> 00:47:31,043
- It was a peace offering.
- He knew I wanted to kill him.
- 999
- 00:47:31,045 --> 00:47:34,046
- If you're gonna eat turkey
- today, it's gonna be my turkey.
- 1000
- 00:47:34,048 --> 00:47:36,883
- See, Lauren? Your mom doesn't
- want you eating Austin's meat.
- 1001
- 00:47:36,885 --> 00:47:39,720
- - I thought you don't eat meat.
- - I don't.
- 1002
- 00:47:39,722 --> 00:47:42,021
- Do you have any allergies
- I should know about, Hailey?
- 1003
- 00:47:42,023 --> 00:47:44,758
- - Just bees.
- - Okay, I'm not gonna cook bees,
- 1004
- 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,494
- so that's fine.
- I was gonna make us dinner.
- 1005
- 00:47:47,496 --> 00:47:48,898
- Oh, my God.
- 1006
- 00:48:00,775 --> 00:48:01,577
- Oh.
- 1007
- 00:48:02,844 --> 00:48:05,646
- So, now, how long have you and
- Lauren been officially together?
- 1008
- 00:48:05,648 --> 00:48:07,581
- - Yeah, no, it's not official.
- - Oh.
- 1009
- 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:10,016
- - What the hell would you call it?
- - Keeping your options open?
- 1010
- 00:48:10,018 --> 00:48:11,818
- Yep, nope! that's not...
- 1011
- 00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:15,188
- Not keeping our options open.
- We're just roommates.
- 1012
- 00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:17,057
- Mm-hm.
- 1013
- 00:48:17,059 --> 00:48:18,561
- Roommates.
- 1014
- 00:48:19,594 --> 00:48:21,961
- No phone. Disgusting casserole.
- 1015
- 00:48:21,963 --> 00:48:25,566
- Hey, it is not a casserole,
- it is a spinach dip.
- 1016
- 00:48:25,568 --> 00:48:29,936
- And it's the best goddamn spinach
- dip in this part of the country.
- 1017
- 00:48:29,938 --> 00:48:32,673
- - Yeah.
- - Salty, it's buttery,
- 1018
- 00:48:32,675 --> 00:48:34,775
- the edges get
- a little bit texture-y.
- 1019
- 00:48:34,777 --> 00:48:37,677
- It's fantastic. That, to me,
- I mean, I don't know.
- 1020
- 00:48:37,679 --> 00:48:40,680
- - It just seems perfect.
- - Well, also I steam...
- 1021
- 00:48:40,682 --> 00:48:44,684
- If you pull it out a little early,
- sometimes we get a situation.
- 1022
- 00:49:21,990 --> 00:49:23,460
- Are you kidding me?
- 1023
- 00:49:27,195 --> 00:49:28,896
- - Hey, mom?
- - Yeah, sweetie.
- 1024
- 00:49:28,898 --> 00:49:31,130
- Let's try to enjoy
- what's left of the day.
- 1025
- 00:49:31,132 --> 00:49:33,967
- Pop-pop would have wanted us to
- have a lovely Thanksgiving.
- 1026
- 00:49:33,969 --> 00:49:37,170
- - That was very well put.
- - Okay? Okay?
- 1027
- 00:49:37,172 --> 00:49:39,007
- - Alright?
- - Wait a sec, what?
- 1028
- 00:49:39,875 --> 00:49:41,541
- Probably I'll stay
- over there and we'll...
- 1029
- 00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:43,644
- Hey, John, maybe make
- yourself useful.
- 1030
- 00:49:43,646 --> 00:49:45,711
- Yeah, no problem. I was just saying
- we could figure out sleeping
- 1031
- 00:49:45,713 --> 00:49:46,880
- arrangements whenever
- it's good for everyone.
- 1032
- 00:49:46,882 --> 00:49:48,215
- We're obviously sharing a room.
- 1033
- 00:49:48,217 --> 00:49:49,615
- It's not an option.
- 1034
- 00:49:49,617 --> 00:49:51,284
- Hey, listen. My mom is at
- 1035
- 00:49:51,286 --> 00:49:54,787
- boiling point. Let me just bring
- her back to zero, okay?
- 1036
- 00:49:54,789 --> 00:49:56,188
- I get it. I get it.
- 1037
- 00:49:56,190 --> 00:49:59,027
- It's all about preserving
- your mom's emotions.
- 1038
- 00:49:59,894 --> 00:50:02,195
- You know, maybe I should
- just get together with John.
- 1039
- 00:50:02,197 --> 00:50:04,898
- - That'll make her happy.
- - You're being ridiculous.
- 1040
- 00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:07,066
- Your cousin
- is sexually harassing me.
- 1041
- 00:50:07,068 --> 00:50:10,771
- You need to deal with that. I can't
- deal with anything else today.
- 1042
- 00:50:10,773 --> 00:50:12,008
- - Can you take this?
- - Yeah.
- 1043
- 00:50:13,175 --> 00:50:15,211
- Okay, okay, I got it. I got it.
- 1044
- 00:50:16,045 --> 00:50:18,110
- What is going on here? This
- parking lot is for guests only.
- 1045
- 00:50:18,112 --> 00:50:20,916
- - Hey, is everything okay here?
- - Everything is great.
- 1046
- 00:50:22,117 --> 00:50:23,753
- Guests only, please.
- 1047
- 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,186
- - I'm with Mike.
- - Yeah.
- 1048
- 00:50:26,188 --> 00:50:30,222
- She's, uh... Ro... Emma.
- This is my guest.
- 1049
- 00:50:30,224 --> 00:50:32,092
- - Yes, hello, family
- - Yeah.
- 1050
- 00:50:32,094 --> 00:50:34,327
- that was not supposed
- to be here with me today.
- 1051
- 00:50:34,329 --> 00:50:36,095
- - We had this little accident at the house.
- - Little accident?
- 1052
- 00:50:36,097 --> 00:50:38,097
- - Little? Little my ass
- - Is everything okay here?
- 1053
- 00:50:38,099 --> 00:50:40,266
- - You're little. You're little.
- - Is everything okay here, mom?
- 1054
- 00:50:40,268 --> 00:50:41,901
- - Jeez.
- - Everything is fine.
- 1055
- 00:50:41,903 --> 00:50:43,670
- - Bring it down a notch.
- - Everything's fine.
- 1056
- 00:50:43,672 --> 00:50:45,905
- Come on. We're gonna
- go have some dinner and
- 1057
- 00:50:45,907 --> 00:50:48,675
- our bellies will be full of
- surprise, we'll be on our way.
- 1058
- 00:50:48,677 --> 00:50:52,813
- Let's, you know, we'll... Let's make
- the most of it, the best of it.
- 1059
- 00:50:52,815 --> 00:50:54,914
- Right? The best of it.
- 1060
- 00:50:54,916 --> 00:50:57,016
- Hey, mom, can I grab a key for
- me and Hailey to grab a room?
- 1061
- 00:50:57,018 --> 00:50:58,784
- - Yes, go ahead.
- - Okay. You good here?
- 1062
- 00:50:58,786 --> 00:50:59,922
- Yeah, I'm great here.
- 1063
- 00:51:04,994 --> 00:51:07,730
- I'm looking at you.
- I'm looking at you.
- 1064
- 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:15,936
- You know, today was supposed
- to be a really important day.
- 1065
- 00:51:15,938 --> 00:51:18,671
- Yeah, well, how was
- I supposed to know that?
- 1066
- 00:51:18,673 --> 00:51:22,208
- - Why exactly are you here?
- - 'Cause, I like Lauren's family.
- 1067
- 00:51:22,210 --> 00:51:24,077
- - What?
- - You like Lauren.
- 1068
- 00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:27,880
- Okay. Alright. Alright.
- Look, you're frustrated,
- 1069
- 00:51:27,882 --> 00:51:30,784
- because her family
- welcomed me with open arms.
- 1070
- 00:51:30,786 --> 00:51:32,318
- - No, no.
- - Yeah.
- 1071
- 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,121
- I'm frustrated because you've
- 1072
- 00:51:34,123 --> 00:51:37,057
- managed to hijack
- the entire day.
- 1073
- 00:51:37,059 --> 00:51:40,126
- - They think you guys are a couple.
- - That's not my fault.
- 1074
- 00:51:40,128 --> 00:51:44,430
- You and Lauren are never going
- to be a couple, okay?
- 1075
- 00:51:44,432 --> 00:51:46,802
- I hope you realize that.
- 1076
- 00:51:50,938 --> 00:51:55,742
- You guys have been dating
- for six months, right?
- 1077
- 00:51:55,744 --> 00:51:57,880
- We've been living together
- for three years.
- 1078
- 00:51:59,815 --> 00:52:01,184
- Guess who knows Lauren better?
- 1079
- 00:52:05,019 --> 00:52:07,454
- - How the hell did Mike start that fire?
- - Smoking pot.
- 1080
- 00:52:07,456 --> 00:52:10,322
- - Where'd he get the weed?
- - He's probably dealing again.
- 1081
- 00:52:10,324 --> 00:52:13,193
- - I didn't realize he was selling ever.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1082
- 00:52:13,195 --> 00:52:14,927
- Interesting.
- 1083
- 00:52:14,929 --> 00:52:17,296
- - Interesting.
- - Failed at it, of course.
- 1084
- 00:52:17,298 --> 00:52:19,432
- - He'll probably fail at it again.
- - Yeah.
- 1085
- 00:52:19,434 --> 00:52:21,901
- - They're ripping out the flowers again!
- - Who?
- 1086
- 00:52:21,903 --> 00:52:23,704
- - I don't...
- - Holy...!
- 1087
- 00:52:23,706 --> 00:52:25,141
- Fuck!
- 1088
- 00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:27,974
- Johnny, stop pretending to help.
- You can actually help.
- 1089
- 00:52:27,976 --> 00:52:29,909
- Well, it's heavier
- than it looks, mom.
- 1090
- 00:52:29,911 --> 00:52:31,711
- I'm putting the spinach
- dip right here.
- 1091
- 00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:33,179
- Okay, that's great, Maggie.
- 1092
- 00:52:41,422 --> 00:52:44,224
- - I can do that.
- - Let me help you with this, Mrs. Anderson.
- 1093
- 00:52:44,226 --> 00:52:46,793
- I'm happy to help.
- I can just spread
- 1094
- 00:52:46,795 --> 00:52:50,066
- a tablecloth or whatever
- I need to do here.
- 1095
- 00:52:51,467 --> 00:52:53,266
- Relax if you want or...
- 1096
- 00:52:53,268 --> 00:52:54,903
- Oh! Yeah.
- 1097
- 00:53:02,811 --> 00:53:04,043
- - George?
- - Hey!
- 1098
- 00:53:04,045 --> 00:53:05,445
- Watch the damn turkey video.
- 1099
- 00:53:05,447 --> 00:53:07,414
- Okay, I will watch the video.
- 1100
- 00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:09,081
- - Now.
- - Absolutely.
- 1101
- 00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:11,418
- - Why wouldn't I?
- - Rose!
- 1102
- 00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:12,688
- Somebody's calling!
- 1103
- 00:53:13,288 --> 00:53:15,224
- Would you mind
- closing the door, honey?
- 1104
- 00:53:23,331 --> 00:53:24,933
- - Yeah?
- - Ah-hah.
- 1105
- 00:53:26,835 --> 00:53:29,034
- Your brother and his friend.
- 1106
- 00:53:29,036 --> 00:53:30,903
- Yeah, I know, I know.
- What the hell's going on here?
- 1107
- 00:53:30,905 --> 00:53:33,840
- Let me call the police.
- I got this.
- 1108
- 00:53:33,842 --> 00:53:35,842
- I can't call the cops on Mikey.
- 1109
- 00:53:35,844 --> 00:53:39,979
- That's why you're gonna let me
- call the cops on him, okay?
- 1110
- 00:53:39,981 --> 00:53:42,150
- - I can't.
- - Yeah, you can do it.
- 1111
- 00:53:43,818 --> 00:53:47,920
- - Just come inside and just act normal.
- - I am not going inside.
- 1112
- 00:53:47,922 --> 00:53:50,123
- - Are you out of your mind?
- - Please come inside?
- 1113
- 00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:52,992
- Please come inside?
- Do you wanna get this done?
- 1114
- 00:53:52,994 --> 00:53:55,262
- - Oh, my...
- - Are we gonna get this done? Are we gonna be professional?
- 1115
- 00:53:55,264 --> 00:53:57,396
- - Let's go inside.
- - Do you wanna be professional?
- 1116
- 00:53:57,398 --> 00:53:59,132
- - I am a professional.
- - Do you wanna try and be a professional?
- 1117
- 00:53:59,134 --> 00:54:00,833
- Oh, my God! You are
- the absolute worst!
- 1118
- 00:54:00,835 --> 00:54:02,369
- I've been a professional
- for a while.
- 1119
- 00:54:02,371 --> 00:54:03,470
- Oh, yeah, so professional.
- 1120
- 00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:05,905
- We can stay in here tonight.
- 1121
- 00:54:05,907 --> 00:54:07,976
- Shouldn't we be sleeping
- in separate beds?
- 1122
- 00:54:08,976 --> 00:54:10,879
- Funny.
- 1123
- 00:54:11,547 --> 00:54:13,146
- Lauren. Okay.
- 1124
- 00:54:13,148 --> 00:54:15,151
- I think Uncle
- Mike's dating a gay lady.
- 1125
- 00:54:16,385 --> 00:54:18,584
- Yeah. I know a lesbian
- when I see one.
- 1126
- 00:54:18,586 --> 00:54:20,353
- - Hi, Hailey.
- - Hey.
- 1127
- 00:54:20,355 --> 00:54:21,954
- What are you doin'?
- What are you guys doin'?
- 1128
- 00:54:21,956 --> 00:54:23,326
- - Okay, bye.
- - Okay, bye.
- 1129
- 00:54:24,293 --> 00:54:27,159
- - Impeccable gaydar, that one.
- - Spot on.
- 1130
- 00:54:27,161 --> 00:54:29,329
- I'm glad there's so many
- love connections happening.
- 1131
- 00:54:29,331 --> 00:54:32,398
- I know, and my whole family
- will know about this one.
- 1132
- 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:36,938
- We'll be laughing about
- this someday, I'm sure.
- 1133
- 00:54:38,373 --> 00:54:41,177
- It's nice to have a moment
- away from my family.
- 1134
- 00:54:43,177 --> 00:54:46,278
- I was really excited
- to meet them today.
- 1135
- 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,382
- I know.
- 1136
- 00:54:48,617 --> 00:54:52,989
- They're gonna love you. I'm
- sorry it didn't go as planned.
- 1137
- 00:54:56,925 --> 00:54:58,294
- It just...
- 1138
- 00:54:59,494 --> 00:55:02,999
- doesn't feel good
- not to be worth talking about.
- 1139
- 00:55:03,632 --> 00:55:06,269
- Of course you're
- worth talking about.
- 1140
- 00:55:07,101 --> 00:55:10,205
- You know, I adore you.
- 1141
- 00:55:22,617 --> 00:55:24,251
- - Hey, dad?
- - Hey.
- 1142
- 00:55:24,253 --> 00:55:26,586
- I really need to talk to you.
- 1143
- 00:55:26,588 --> 00:55:28,921
- Yeah, you and Austin
- are not sharing a room.
- 1144
- 00:55:28,923 --> 00:55:31,860
- - That's not happening.
- - I don't wanna share a room with Austin.
- 1145
- 00:55:32,427 --> 00:55:34,594
- It's the first
- Thanksgiving without Pop-pop.
- 1146
- 00:55:34,596 --> 00:55:38,632
- It's really important that we
- make this a nice dinner for mom.
- 1147
- 00:55:38,634 --> 00:55:41,101
- There's something I have
- to talk to you both about.
- 1148
- 00:55:41,103 --> 00:55:42,905
- Oh, yeah, what's up?
- 1149
- 00:55:43,572 --> 00:55:46,005
- - Hailey and I...
- - I mean, you're right about your mom.
- 1150
- 00:55:46,007 --> 00:55:49,077
- She's not having
- an easy go of it
- 1151
- 00:55:49,644 --> 00:55:51,313
- with Pop-pop passing and...
- 1152
- 00:55:53,248 --> 00:55:54,648
- this place.
- 1153
- 00:55:54,650 --> 00:55:57,920
- Mike. She's sad.
- 1154
- 00:55:59,353 --> 00:56:03,358
- She misses you. You guys were
- so close, you know?
- 1155
- 00:56:04,192 --> 00:56:05,992
- We're still close, dad.
- 1156
- 00:56:05,994 --> 00:56:07,396
- You wanted to tell me something?
- 1157
- 00:56:09,431 --> 00:56:12,398
- Let's just have a really
- nice Thanksgiving dinner?
- 1158
- 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,334
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts
- with the carving, apparently.
- 1159
- 00:56:15,336 --> 00:56:17,970
- - I mean, just watch the video.
- - Is it just "YouTube carving,"
- 1160
- 00:56:17,972 --> 00:56:20,407
- "YouTube
- comma carving?"
- 1161
- 00:56:20,409 --> 00:56:25,481
- "Turkey video carving" in the
- Internet will lead you right there.
- 1162
- 00:56:26,315 --> 00:56:27,613
- Right there.
- 1163
- 00:56:27,615 --> 00:56:30,349
- This was supposed
- to be an easy merchandise move.
- 1164
- 00:56:30,351 --> 00:56:32,351
- And now you're asking me to
- pretend to be your girlfriend.
- 1165
- 00:56:32,353 --> 00:56:35,155
- Just relax, Emma.
- Everybody's gonna be eating.
- 1166
- 00:56:35,157 --> 00:56:36,555
- You can do your business.
- 1167
- 00:56:36,557 --> 00:56:38,458
- Yeah, I hope
- I can do my business, okay?
- 1168
- 00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,427
- You weren't even
- supposed to be here, okay?
- 1169
- 00:56:40,429 --> 00:56:43,095
- - You don't mess with the cartel!
- - Okay!
- 1170
- 00:56:43,097 --> 00:56:44,965
- And that's another thing
- about the cartel!
- 1171
- 00:56:44,967 --> 00:56:46,499
- - I should be part of this cartel!
- - Hey, guys.
- 1172
- 00:56:46,501 --> 00:56:48,568
- - I've been wanting...
- - For the last time...
- 1173
- 00:56:48,570 --> 00:56:50,470
- - What are you guys doing out here?
- - Not much.
- 1174
- 00:56:50,472 --> 00:56:52,204
- Nature.
- 1175
- 00:56:52,206 --> 00:56:55,008
- Question. You carryin'?
- 1176
- 00:56:55,010 --> 00:56:56,476
- What?
- 1177
- 00:56:56,478 --> 00:56:57,613
- You know. Hey.
- 1178
- 00:56:58,746 --> 00:57:01,581
- Oh, man, I don't even know
- what you're talking about.
- 1179
- 00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:03,717
- Come on, Mike.
- 1180
- 00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:07,052
- Yes, hi. He is selling.
- 1181
- 00:57:07,054 --> 00:57:10,289
- Dude, this is my
- sister's husband's brother.
- 1182
- 00:57:10,291 --> 00:57:15,028
- I don't care who he is.
- We have merchandise to move.
- 1183
- 00:57:15,030 --> 00:57:16,932
- How much are you looking for?
- 1184
- 00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:19,465
- A joint?
- 1185
- 00:57:19,467 --> 00:57:21,136
- Now you're
- just wasting my time.
- 1186
- 00:57:21,737 --> 00:57:24,670
- - Oh, mom's stuffing is so good.
- - Thank you, sweetie.
- 1187
- 00:57:24,672 --> 00:57:29,175
- So, Hailey, how strict a vegetarian
- would you say that you are?
- 1188
- 00:57:29,177 --> 00:57:31,244
- Hey, John?
- We're exclusively vegetarian.
- 1189
- 00:57:31,246 --> 00:57:34,046
- I mean, can she handle,
- like, a little sausage?
- 1190
- 00:57:34,048 --> 00:57:37,016
- Come on. What the hell's
- the matter with you?
- 1191
- 00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:40,019
- I just want her to taste mom's stuffing.
- There's bits of little sausages in it.
- 1192
- 00:57:40,021 --> 00:57:43,255
- I don't even know whether to
- accept that as what that is,
- 1193
- 00:57:43,257 --> 00:57:46,291
- but it's the grimmest shirt I ever
- saw in my life that you're wearing.
- 1194
- 00:57:46,293 --> 00:57:49,095
- Grandpa, I couldn't agree more. That's
- the ugliest sweater I've ever seen.
- 1195
- 00:57:49,097 --> 00:57:53,666
- Well, truthfully, I don't love
- it either, but mom picked it out
- 1196
- 00:57:53,668 --> 00:57:55,501
- - Wow.
- - and she is great.
- 1197
- 00:57:55,503 --> 00:57:59,572
- So, Hailey,
- I'm a good man with a good soul.
- 1198
- 00:57:59,574 --> 00:58:02,275
- There's a good chance I'm gonna
- murder you this Thanksgiving, John.
- 1199
- 00:58:02,277 --> 00:58:06,780
- Yeah, well, I took out a hell of a
- life insurance policy on myself
- 1200
- 00:58:06,782 --> 00:58:08,782
- so you can
- make me a very rich man.
- 1201
- 00:58:15,356 --> 00:58:18,159
- - What are you doing?
- - Nothing.
- 1202
- 00:58:19,126 --> 00:58:21,126
- Mike sold me some weed.
- 1203
- 00:58:21,128 --> 00:58:22,729
- Oh, my God, we have a teenage
- daughter in there
- 1204
- 00:58:22,731 --> 00:58:24,229
- and you're out here doing drugs?
- 1205
- 00:58:24,231 --> 00:58:25,697
- Barely. Come on.
- 1206
- 00:58:25,699 --> 00:58:28,168
- That is a shit ton of weed!
- 1207
- 00:58:28,170 --> 00:58:29,836
- Honey, they don't
- sell it like they used to.
- 1208
- 00:58:29,838 --> 00:58:33,373
- - And you plan on smoking all of that?
- - I don't know.
- 1209
- 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:35,543
- Mike's girlfriend
- scared the shit out of me.
- 1210
- 00:58:38,313 --> 00:58:41,680
- - How are you feelin'?
- - Better.
- 1211
- 00:58:41,682 --> 00:58:43,485
- Well, get back inside,
- 1212
- 00:58:45,152 --> 00:58:46,421
- before you get us all arrested.
- 1213
- 00:58:50,525 --> 00:58:51,693
- What the hell?
- 1214
- 00:58:52,561 --> 00:58:54,094
- Do you need help
- with the chair?
- 1215
- 00:58:55,262 --> 00:58:56,695
- Uh, no. I've got it.
- 1216
- 00:59:07,476 --> 00:59:09,309
- Hey, what you got there,
- Josephine?
- 1217
- 00:59:09,311 --> 00:59:12,744
- - Digestive enzymes.
- - Nice.
- 1218
- 00:59:12,746 --> 00:59:15,283
- Lot of food to digest today...
- 1219
- 00:59:16,351 --> 00:59:19,251
- as well as new information.
- 1220
- 00:59:19,253 --> 00:59:21,289
- What kind of information?
- 1221
- 00:59:22,456 --> 00:59:26,726
- Look what I found. Look what I found.
- My spinach dip.
- 1222
- 00:59:26,728 --> 00:59:28,193
- Somebody's dug into it.
- I didn't even get a taste.
- 1223
- 00:59:28,195 --> 00:59:30,262
- There was a guy.
- 1224
- 00:59:30,264 --> 00:59:33,301
- Oh, honey. It's perfect.
- 1225
- 00:59:34,202 --> 00:59:37,637
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Can you move, Johnny?
- 1226
- 00:59:37,639 --> 00:59:40,240
- Don't worry about
- dropping it, it's dead.
- 1227
- 00:59:40,242 --> 00:59:42,275
- Here we go.
- 1228
- 00:59:42,277 --> 00:59:44,744
- What we need to do is carve it.
- 1229
- 00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:48,248
- It just needs to be carved and then
- we're, we're good, we're all good.
- 1230
- 00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:51,351
- Rose, that turkey
- looks like ass. Old ass.
- 1231
- 00:59:51,353 --> 00:59:53,353
- You know what?
- You look like old... Mikey,
- 1232
- 00:59:53,355 --> 00:59:55,655
- would you please come into
- the kitchen with me?
- 1233
- 00:59:55,657 --> 00:59:58,227
- - I'd rather stay here.
- - I think I'd rather you...
- 1234
- 01:00:01,228 --> 01:00:03,795
- - Ow! You wrinkled my good shirt!
- - You tell me what's going on.
- 1235
- 01:00:03,797 --> 01:00:06,499
- You tell me what's going on or I am
- calling the cops on your friend.
- 1236
- 01:00:06,501 --> 01:00:09,334
- Sure, sure! She's my
- girlfriend and I love her.
- 1237
- 01:00:09,336 --> 01:00:10,605
- - You love her?
- - Yeah.
- 1238
- 01:00:11,940 --> 01:00:15,374
- - What's going on? What's going on?
- - Nothing's going on, nothing.
- 1239
- 01:00:15,376 --> 01:00:17,776
- - You tell me what's going on.
- - Nothing. Ow!
- 1240
- 01:00:17,778 --> 01:00:20,648
- You broke my rib,
- or my ass or something.
- 1241
- 01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:23,715
- - Anyway, Hailey, I thought I could make you a plate.
- - John!
- 1242
- 01:00:23,717 --> 01:00:25,885
- - I know you don't normally eat a lot of meat, but...
- - John, she is
- 1243
- 01:00:25,887 --> 01:00:28,521
- - I am an immovable wall!
- - not going to eat the turkey.
- 1244
- 01:00:28,523 --> 01:00:31,356
- Okay, I find this very awkward.
- Oh, my god.
- 1245
- 01:00:31,358 --> 01:00:33,825
- You know, today might be
- the day I try something new.
- 1246
- 01:00:33,827 --> 01:00:35,862
- - See? She might want...
- - Am I allowed to eat?
- 1247
- 01:00:35,864 --> 01:00:38,363
- Oh, you're allowed to,
- I'm just watching you.
- 1248
- 01:00:38,365 --> 01:00:40,566
- - She does not want any turkey.
- - No, he's right, Lauren.
- 1249
- 01:00:40,568 --> 01:00:42,668
- I'd usually go for
- a big hunk of breast,
- 1250
- 01:00:42,670 --> 01:00:46,572
- but maybe today I'd like a
- juicy drumstick, you know?
- 1251
- 01:00:46,574 --> 01:00:49,508
- You're gonna have to move while I prepare a
- plate because it's feeling very sexual...
- 1252
- 01:00:49,510 --> 01:00:52,244
- - This is the Thanksgiving I'm going to kill you.
- - And you need to do this for me.
- 1253
- 01:00:52,246 --> 01:00:54,613
- - You're the best spinach dip maker in the world.
- - You're pushing my buttons.
- 1254
- 01:00:54,615 --> 01:00:55,815
- Button push.
- 1255
- 01:00:55,817 --> 01:00:57,684
- Jesus Christ.
- What have we got here?
- 1256
- 01:00:57,686 --> 01:00:59,719
- I'm gonna go cool off.
- I'm gonna do my tens,
- 1257
- 01:00:59,721 --> 01:01:01,653
- - where I count to 10 in the other room.
- - Yes, yes.
- 1258
- 01:01:01,655 --> 01:01:03,690
- And you need to
- grow up while I'm gone, okay?
- 1259
- 01:01:03,692 --> 01:01:05,557
- because I can't deal with
- your childish behavior.
- 1260
- 01:01:05,559 --> 01:01:07,793
- - I'm sorry about her.
- - It's okay, John.
- 1261
- 01:01:07,795 --> 01:01:09,431
- Thank you
- for being so understanding.
- 1262
- 01:01:10,831 --> 01:01:14,766
- - I know, but...
- - I love you and I love this spinach dip.
- 1263
- 01:01:14,768 --> 01:01:16,903
- - Which do you love more?
- - Happy Thanksgiving.
- 1264
- 01:01:18,606 --> 01:01:20,572
- I do like these chips.
- I don't know if they're...
- 1265
- 01:01:20,574 --> 01:01:21,576
- What?
- 1266
- 01:01:23,378 --> 01:01:25,577
- Are you drinking?
- 1267
- 01:01:25,579 --> 01:01:28,615
- - Mom, it's a holiday.
- - No!
- 1268
- 01:01:28,617 --> 01:01:29,585
- Don't... Get!
- 1269
- 01:01:30,652 --> 01:01:32,651
- Dad. Seriously?
- 1270
- 01:01:32,653 --> 01:01:35,257
- - Not happening, no!
- - Getting the edge off, mom.
- 1271
- 01:01:35,990 --> 01:01:38,458
- The edge off of what?
- 1272
- 01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:41,860
- Between the breast and
- the drumstick, cut through the skin.
- 1273
- 01:01:41,862 --> 01:01:45,331
- Gently, but firmly pull
- the drumstick and thigh away...
- 1274
- 01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:46,833
- George!
- 1275
- 01:01:46,835 --> 01:01:48,333
- Uh.
- 1276
- 01:01:48,335 --> 01:01:52,005
- Okay. Why is
- she carving my turkey?
- 1277
- 01:01:52,007 --> 01:01:53,706
- Put the skin down.
- 1278
- 01:01:53,708 --> 01:01:55,675
- Put the skin back.
- 1279
- 01:01:55,677 --> 01:01:57,644
- - Oh, put the skin down, Grandma.
- - I got it.
- 1280
- 01:01:57,646 --> 01:01:59,579
- Why does the turkey
- need a blanket? It's dead.
- 1281
- 01:01:59,581 --> 01:02:01,780
- It's more than a blanket.
- It's tasty, tasty skin.
- 1282
- 01:02:01,782 --> 01:02:04,416
- - Terrible for cholesterol.
- - The skin is the best part, Jo.
- 1283
- 01:02:04,418 --> 01:02:06,619
- There's Austin's turkey also
- if we need it.
- 1284
- 01:02:06,621 --> 01:02:08,854
- - Are you kidding me?
- - No, dad.
- 1285
- 01:02:08,856 --> 01:02:10,456
- - What's happening?
- - Are you kidding me?
- 1286
- 01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:12,358
- - Alright.
- - Is everybody happy?
- 1287
- 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,925
- - Carve that turkey.
- - Okay.
- 1288
- 01:02:13,927 --> 01:02:16,762
- The turkey that
- I have been cooking all day.
- 1289
- 01:02:16,764 --> 01:02:18,731
- smells so
- good from here.
- 1290
- 01:02:18,733 --> 01:02:22,034
- - It's no offense, Austin.
- - No, none taken.
- 1291
- 01:02:22,036 --> 01:02:24,070
- The turkey looks perfect.
- Sit down.
- 1292
- 01:02:24,072 --> 01:02:26,505
- - I'm gonna cut the turkey now.
- - Wait a second. We forgot grace.
- 1293
- 01:02:26,507 --> 01:02:28,574
- - Oh, boy.
- - Okay.
- 1294
- 01:02:28,576 --> 01:02:30,376
- - Ow.
- - Oh, yeah, grace.
- 1295
- 01:02:30,378 --> 01:02:32,445
- - Oh.
- - You wanna do it?
- 1296
- 01:02:32,447 --> 01:02:33,780
- - Oh.
- - Uh. Um.
- 1297
- 01:02:33,782 --> 01:02:36,682
- - I can get this.
- - Austin should lead grace.
- 1298
- 01:02:36,684 --> 01:02:39,418
- - Yeah, I don't mind.
- - No, I got it.
- 1299
- 01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:40,887
- - I got it.
- - Somebody say grace.
- 1300
- 01:02:40,889 --> 01:02:42,688
- That's more fighting
- over grace
- 1301
- 01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:44,057
- than any grace I ever knew.
- 1302
- 01:02:44,059 --> 01:02:45,624
- Okay. Uh,
- 1303
- 01:02:45,626 --> 01:02:47,559
- First of all, thank you
- 1304
- 01:02:47,561 --> 01:02:49,494
- for cooking
- this beautiful dinner.
- 1305
- 01:02:49,496 --> 01:02:51,396
- - You're welcome.
- - Thank you.
- 1306
- 01:02:51,398 --> 01:02:55,400
- Thanksgiving's
- all about thanks and truth.
- 1307
- 01:02:55,402 --> 01:02:56,903
- - Amen.
- - And forgiveness.
- 1308
- 01:02:56,905 --> 01:02:58,737
- And giving.
- 1309
- 01:02:58,739 --> 01:03:00,807
- And not groping
- your sister's friend, John.
- 1310
- 01:03:00,809 --> 01:03:03,675
- But mostly,
- it's about coming home
- 1311
- 01:03:03,677 --> 01:03:08,947
- - and coming out about things.
- - Oh, holy shit.
- 1312
- 01:03:08,949 --> 01:03:10,550
- What?
- 1313
- 01:03:10,552 --> 01:03:12,651
- - You alright?
- - You okay?
- 1314
- 01:03:12,653 --> 01:03:13,952
- Come on, Lauren.
- 1315
- 01:03:13,954 --> 01:03:17,326
- You can do it. Okay?
- 1316
- 01:03:18,092 --> 01:03:19,460
- Uh...
- 1317
- 01:03:20,695 --> 01:03:21,830
- Uh, mom?
- 1318
- 01:03:22,797 --> 01:03:25,333
- Is there something
- you wanna say, sweetie?
- 1319
- 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,467
- Lauren.
- 1320
- 01:03:28,469 --> 01:03:31,570
- Uh, we need wine.
- Do you want wine?
- 1321
- 01:03:31,572 --> 01:03:34,072
- Do you want more wine?
- We're out of wine.
- 1322
- 01:03:34,074 --> 01:03:36,476
- This table needs more wine.
- Who wants wine?
- 1323
- 01:03:36,478 --> 01:03:38,110
- - I need some wine.
- - Yeah, sure, more wine.
- 1324
- 01:03:38,112 --> 01:03:40,947
- I'm just gonna get a bottle.
- I'm just gonna get some wine,
- 1325
- 01:03:40,949 --> 01:03:43,719
- - and I'll be right back.
- - Grandma wants red.
- 1326
- 01:03:45,586 --> 01:03:47,954
- - Okay.
- - What a lunatic.
- 1327
- 01:03:47,956 --> 01:03:50,956
- - We keep holding hands?
- - No, eat up.
- 1328
- 01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:52,791
- No reason to wait now.
- 1329
- 01:03:52,793 --> 01:03:56,662
- Giving the worst graces.
- I mean, that was the worst.
- 1330
- 01:03:56,664 --> 01:03:58,130
- Was that not terrible?
- 1331
- 01:03:58,132 --> 01:03:59,632
- I didn't get much.
- 1332
- 01:03:59,634 --> 01:04:00,999
- Well, I'm carving
- the turkey now, dad.
- 1333
- 01:04:01,001 --> 01:04:02,603
- You'll have more in a second.
- 1334
- 01:04:04,806 --> 01:04:06,875
- Lauren! Oh!
- 1335
- 01:04:07,942 --> 01:04:09,378
- Okay, so...
- 1336
- 01:04:11,713 --> 01:04:14,813
- You and Hailey, you're dating,
- aren't you?
- 1337
- 01:04:14,815 --> 01:04:17,416
- - Oh, my God, thank God!
- - I knew it!
- 1338
- 01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:19,552
- Yes, yes,
- please go tell everyone.
- 1339
- 01:04:19,554 --> 01:04:23,021
- Yeah, no. Your mother would freak out
- if she wasn't the first person to know.
- 1340
- 01:04:23,023 --> 01:04:25,724
- Yeah, yeah, oh, my God.
- Maggie, thank you so much
- 1341
- 01:04:25,726 --> 01:04:27,592
- for being cool enough to put
- two and two together.
- 1342
- 01:04:27,594 --> 01:04:29,729
- Oh, okay, stay here.
- 1343
- 01:04:29,731 --> 01:04:31,764
- I'm gonna go get Jessica
- so you can tell her.
- 1344
- 01:04:31,766 --> 01:04:33,499
- Oh, wait, I have to tell
- my mom before I start
- 1345
- 01:04:33,501 --> 01:04:35,034
- - telling everyone else.
- - Oh, yeah, no.
- 1346
- 01:04:35,036 --> 01:04:37,039
- I mean the part
- about me being cool.
- 1347
- 01:04:37,972 --> 01:04:40,807
- I promise I will tell her
- how cool you are after.
- 1348
- 01:04:40,809 --> 01:04:45,211
- Okay, good.
- And what exactly is scissoring?
- 1349
- 01:04:45,213 --> 01:04:48,847
- Because I can touch my toes
- but I can't do the splits.
- 1350
- 01:04:48,849 --> 01:04:52,820
- Oh, maybe we revisit this
- after dessert?
- 1351
- 01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:56,492
- I gotta do the splits,
- don't I? Oh, goddamn it.
- 1352
- 01:05:03,797 --> 01:05:06,534
- Oh, hey, sorry.
- I was just washing my hands.
- 1353
- 01:05:07,501 --> 01:05:12,574
- You should really lock the door. Unless
- you're looking for some company.
- 1354
- 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,708
- Yeah, no, not looking for any company.
- No company needed.
- 1355
- 01:05:16,710 --> 01:05:17,945
- I was just using the bathroom.
- 1356
- 01:05:19,713 --> 01:05:21,646
- - What are you doing?
- - Looking for wine.
- 1357
- 01:05:21,648 --> 01:05:23,048
- - You're hiding.
- - No, I'm not.
- 1358
- 01:05:23,050 --> 01:05:25,818
- Lauren, the wine's
- next to the walk-in.
- 1359
- 01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:27,920
- - Do you wanna have sex right now?
- - What?
- 1360
- 01:05:27,922 --> 01:05:30,690
- It's what you like, right? It makes
- you hot, keeping it a secret?
- 1361
- 01:05:30,692 --> 01:05:31,958
- I don't like this
- version of you.
- 1362
- 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:33,662
- I don't like this
- version of you.
- 1363
- 01:05:34,963 --> 01:05:38,498
- You are just so concerned about
- everyone else's feelings.
- 1364
- 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:39,768
- What about mine?
- 1365
- 01:05:40,568 --> 01:05:41,733
- Hm?
- 1366
- 01:05:41,735 --> 01:05:43,038
- What about my feelings?
- 1367
- 01:05:46,875 --> 01:05:47,909
- Fine.
- 1368
- 01:05:48,976 --> 01:05:50,742
- Come on.
- 1369
- 01:05:50,744 --> 01:05:52,278
- You're really young, okay?
- 1370
- 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,713
- These are your formative years,
- and you're gonna be
- 1371
- 01:05:54,715 --> 01:05:57,115
- a crazy heart-breaker,
- but I am way too old for...
- 1372
- 01:05:57,117 --> 01:05:58,818
- Can you put your shirt back on?
- 1373
- 01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:02,220
- This turkey tastes soapy.
- It tastes like soap.
- 1374
- 01:06:02,222 --> 01:06:04,523
- - Uh, mom?
- - Whoa, what took so long?
- 1375
- 01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:07,526
- Dipping into the side dish
- while we're all sitting here
- 1376
- 01:06:07,528 --> 01:06:08,927
- waiting for the main course.
- 1377
- 01:06:08,929 --> 01:06:11,697
- No, mom, I wanted to tell you...
- 1378
- 01:06:11,699 --> 01:06:13,865
- Lauren, you didn't
- even remember the wine.
- 1379
- 01:06:13,867 --> 01:06:15,834
- That was the whole point.
- Hailey, you can
- 1380
- 01:06:15,836 --> 01:06:17,603
- - have mine, I guess.
- - John, let me talk for two seconds.
- 1381
- 01:06:17,605 --> 01:06:18,970
- - Okay, sure.
- - Mom, thank you so much for
- 1382
- 01:06:18,972 --> 01:06:21,773
- putting all this
- food together, um...
- 1383
- 01:06:21,775 --> 01:06:23,909
- - And?
- - I couldn't be more grateful.
- 1384
- 01:06:23,911 --> 01:06:26,045
- I could not be more grateful
- 1385
- 01:06:26,047 --> 01:06:28,748
- to be able to spend
- Thanksgiving with all of you
- 1386
- 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:31,150
- - Last chance, Lauren.
- - and be able to talk to
- 1387
- 01:06:31,152 --> 01:06:35,186
- You all so openly about,
- like, life and gather...
- 1388
- 01:06:35,188 --> 01:06:38,023
- And I have an announcement
- to make, everyone.
- 1389
- 01:06:38,025 --> 01:06:41,896
- Don't, don't do this like
- this. This is not what...
- 1390
- 01:06:43,864 --> 01:06:45,030
- Whoa.
- 1391
- 01:06:45,032 --> 01:06:47,766
- - I'm going to kill you.
- - What is this?
- 1392
- 01:06:47,768 --> 01:06:49,635
- Let's just French a little
- and see what happens.
- 1393
- 01:06:49,637 --> 01:06:51,206
- What?
- 1394
- 01:06:52,005 --> 01:06:53,905
- No, it's not what it...
- It's not what it looks like!
- 1395
- 01:06:53,907 --> 01:06:55,840
- No! Not, she kissed me!
- 1396
- 01:06:58,211 --> 01:07:00,179
- She kissed me! She kissed me!
- 1397
- 01:07:00,181 --> 01:07:01,713
- I kissed him, Uncle George!
- 1398
- 01:07:01,715 --> 01:07:05,217
- Why, you son of a bitch!
- No, my baby!
- 1399
- 01:07:05,219 --> 01:07:06,751
- Grounded!
- 1400
- 01:07:09,724 --> 01:07:12,791
- No! I didn't mean to!
- 1401
- 01:07:12,793 --> 01:07:16,929
- Never! Stomp in the nuts!
- You never know!
- 1402
- 01:07:16,931 --> 01:07:19,865
- - No, not mashed potatoes!
- - Eat it! Eat it!
- 1403
- 01:07:19,867 --> 01:07:21,601
- It is mashed potatoes.
- 1404
- 01:07:21,603 --> 01:07:22,802
- Laurie! Laurie!
- 1405
- 01:07:22,804 --> 01:07:24,336
- Guys, guys, guys.
- 1406
- 01:07:24,338 --> 01:07:26,905
- Woah!
- 1407
- 01:07:26,907 --> 01:07:29,641
- That was my spinach dip. Yeah.
- 1408
- 01:07:29,643 --> 01:07:31,644
- Come up!
- 1409
- 01:07:31,646 --> 01:07:35,680
- - What are you doing?
- - Hailey and I are in a relationship.
- 1410
- 01:07:35,682 --> 01:07:37,085
- Wait, what?
- 1411
- 01:07:40,688 --> 01:07:41,856
- Oh.
- 1412
- 01:07:42,990 --> 01:07:44,222
- Knew it.
- 1413
- 01:07:44,224 --> 01:07:45,893
- She's pretty, the little girl.
- 1414
- 01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:48,931
- You're a lesbian?
- 1415
- 01:07:50,965 --> 01:07:52,701
- A lesbian Hare Krishna.
- 1416
- 01:07:54,168 --> 01:07:55,333
- What about Austin?
- 1417
- 01:07:55,335 --> 01:07:57,403
- There is no me and Austin.
- 1418
- 01:07:57,405 --> 01:07:59,708
- Austin said you guys had sex.
- 1419
- 01:08:02,409 --> 01:08:04,275
- You slept with Austin?
- 1420
- 01:08:04,277 --> 01:08:06,679
- Sorry to interrupt,
- but there are two men
- 1421
- 01:08:06,681 --> 01:08:11,316
- unloading what seems to be a
- whole lot of weed from that van!
- 1422
- 01:08:11,318 --> 01:08:12,721
- Damn!
- 1423
- 01:08:17,225 --> 01:08:18,694
- I'm sorry.
- 1424
- 01:08:21,128 --> 01:08:23,396
- Hey! Hey, you guys!
- 1425
- 01:08:23,398 --> 01:08:27,133
- What are you doing with my
- brother's girlfriend's truck?
- 1426
- 01:08:27,135 --> 01:08:28,933
- Girlfriend?
- 1427
- 01:08:28,935 --> 01:08:31,836
- - Emma, I'm so happy for you.
- - Hell no, we're not dating!
- 1428
- 01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:33,772
- - Who the hell are you?
- - We're the cartel.
- 1429
- 01:08:33,774 --> 01:08:35,808
- - Wait, this is the cartel?
- - I'm Baba.
- 1430
- 01:08:35,810 --> 01:08:37,308
- - Cartel.
- - Chino.
- 1431
- 01:08:37,310 --> 01:08:39,745
- - I'm calling the cops.
- - No, we can't call the cops
- 1432
- 01:08:39,747 --> 01:08:43,014
- - 'cause we're accomplices.
- - Oh, yeah. Hey, this is your weed.
- 1433
- 01:08:43,016 --> 01:08:44,784
- My parents do drugs?
- You do drugs?
- 1434
- 01:08:44,786 --> 01:08:46,718
- - Wait, wait. Wait.
- - Alright, alright.
- 1435
- 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,821
- - You're pulling a sword on me?
- - Your brother owes us money.
- 1436
- 01:08:49,823 --> 01:08:51,456
- - Take my brother!
- - You can't let them take me!
- 1437
- 01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,159
- No, you are not
- joining our cartel.
- 1438
- 01:08:53,161 --> 01:08:55,760
- - You are fired. You are fired.
- - You can't fire me!
- 1439
- 01:08:55,762 --> 01:08:57,429
- - Okay. You are cut off.
- - Oh, come on!
- 1440
- 01:08:57,431 --> 01:08:59,165
- - Give me your sword, I'll kill him.
- - Seriously?
- 1441
- 01:08:59,167 --> 01:09:00,700
- - Absolutely.
- - You've gotta make this go away!
- 1442
- 01:09:00,702 --> 01:09:01,800
- I didn't do anything.
- 1443
- 01:09:01,802 --> 01:09:03,169
- You gotta make it go away, Mike!
- 1444
- 01:09:03,171 --> 01:09:04,903
- I'm trying to come
- out of the goddamn
- 1445
- 01:09:04,905 --> 01:09:07,272
- closet here, people!
- 1446
- 01:09:07,274 --> 01:09:09,040
- Jesus!
- 1447
- 01:09:09,042 --> 01:09:11,376
- What is happening? Hailey!
- 1448
- 01:09:13,180 --> 01:09:15,216
- Get out of here!
- 1449
- 01:09:19,921 --> 01:09:22,722
- That was my turkey, wasn't it?
- 1450
- 01:09:22,724 --> 01:09:24,322
- Alright. Alright.
- 1451
- 01:09:24,324 --> 01:09:26,994
- Well, does this mean
- there's no dessert?
- 1452
- 01:09:28,829 --> 01:09:30,396
- Hailey? Hailey?
- 1453
- 01:09:30,398 --> 01:09:32,397
- - Hailey, open the door, please?
- - I'm leaving.
- 1454
- 01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:35,036
- - I don't wanna talk to you.
- - Hailey, please open the door.
- 1455
- 01:09:36,270 --> 01:09:39,675
- - Hailey, come on, open the door.
- - Go away, Lauren!
- 1456
- 01:09:44,345 --> 01:09:46,344
- Why would you
- tell my dad we slept together?
- 1457
- 01:09:46,346 --> 01:09:48,848
- - He knew.
- - This is the worst day of my life.
- 1458
- 01:09:48,850 --> 01:09:51,083
- - Why didn't you tell your family about Hailey?
- - I did, I've been trying
- 1459
- 01:09:51,085 --> 01:09:52,384
- - to tell them.
- - Before today.
- 1460
- 01:09:52,386 --> 01:09:53,952
- Before she came, before I came.
- 1461
- 01:09:53,954 --> 01:09:55,321
- I didn't know you
- were coming, Austin.
- 1462
- 01:09:55,323 --> 01:09:57,092
- You know what I'm talking about.
- 1463
- 01:09:58,158 --> 01:09:59,892
- I wanted to make sure
- it was serious.
- 1464
- 01:09:59,894 --> 01:10:01,227
- You wanted to make sure
- it was serious?
- 1465
- 01:10:01,229 --> 01:10:03,161
- I have watched you
- dive head-first into
- 1466
- 01:10:03,163 --> 01:10:05,196
- over a 100 different phases
- over the last three years.
- 1467
- 01:10:05,198 --> 01:10:08,032
- You remember when you were
- into aerobic pole dancing?
- 1468
- 01:10:08,034 --> 01:10:09,968
- It's kind of that same thing,
- you know what I mean?
- 1469
- 01:10:09,970 --> 01:10:11,937
- Don't compare Hailey to
- a fitness class, Austin.
- 1470
- 01:10:11,939 --> 01:10:13,371
- - That is not fair.
- - No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 1471
- 01:10:13,373 --> 01:10:16,442
- I'm sorry, it's not fair.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 1472
- 01:10:16,444 --> 01:10:19,111
- I don't know what to do,
- I don't know what to do here.
- 1473
- 01:10:19,113 --> 01:10:23,115
- Well, I mean, it wasn't so bad to be
- in a relationship for a day, right?
- 1474
- 01:10:23,117 --> 01:10:24,983
- I just need to clear my head.
- 1475
- 01:10:24,985 --> 01:10:27,385
- - You're avoiding my question.
- - Question?
- 1476
- 01:10:27,387 --> 01:10:30,156
- It wasn't so bad being in
- a relationship for a day.
- 1477
- 01:10:30,158 --> 01:10:31,991
- I mean, we've lived
- together for three years.
- 1478
- 01:10:31,993 --> 01:10:33,462
- It always felt
- like we were in a relationship.
- 1479
- 01:10:34,863 --> 01:10:36,327
- - Austin, what are you doing?
- - It always feels like we're in one.
- 1480
- 01:10:36,329 --> 01:10:37,865
- What are you doing?
- 1481
- 01:10:38,533 --> 01:10:40,165
- You know me better than anyone.
- 1482
- 01:10:40,167 --> 01:10:42,103
- And I know you
- better than anyone.
- 1483
- 01:10:44,037 --> 01:10:45,272
- No.
- 1484
- 01:10:48,576 --> 01:10:50,442
- Stop, no!
- 1485
- 01:10:50,444 --> 01:10:52,881
- Hailey! Hailey, please stop!
- 1486
- 01:10:53,547 --> 01:10:56,150
- Hailey, Hailey, Hailey!
- 1487
- 01:10:57,518 --> 01:10:59,418
- You had sex with Austin!
- 1488
- 01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:01,519
- It was way before you and me.
- 1489
- 01:11:01,521 --> 01:11:03,589
- You should've told me.
- 1490
- 01:11:03,591 --> 01:11:05,491
- What good would that have done?
- 1491
- 01:11:05,493 --> 01:11:09,027
- You know, I always said
- your friendship was...
- 1492
- 01:11:09,029 --> 01:11:11,330
- You used to make me
- feel like I was crazy!
- 1493
- 01:11:11,332 --> 01:11:13,598
- I didn't want you to worry
- about anything happening.
- 1494
- 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,567
- - You just kissed him!
- - He kissed me!
- 1495
- 01:11:15,569 --> 01:11:17,072
- You let it happen!
- 1496
- 01:11:18,038 --> 01:11:21,941
- You know, I feel like
- such an asshole.
- 1497
- 01:11:21,943 --> 01:11:23,976
- Here I am to meet
- your parents and you two
- 1498
- 01:11:23,978 --> 01:11:27,545
- are just parading around
- like a couple with a secret.
- 1499
- 01:11:27,547 --> 01:11:30,952
- It's not like that. I love you.
- I love you.
- 1500
- 01:11:33,287 --> 01:11:36,391
- It's a really shitty time to
- say it for the first time.
- 1501
- 01:11:38,592 --> 01:11:40,394
- I can't trust you.
- 1502
- 01:11:41,194 --> 01:11:43,361
- But I do love, I love you.
- 1503
- 01:11:43,363 --> 01:11:44,629
- You're the one I love.
- 1504
- 01:11:44,631 --> 01:11:46,965
- It's not him. Come on!
- 1505
- 01:11:46,967 --> 01:11:49,567
- This entire day.
- 1506
- 01:11:49,569 --> 01:11:52,338
- My family wouldn't listen to me.
- 1507
- 01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:55,307
- They are not the problem!
- 1508
- 01:11:55,309 --> 01:11:57,876
- - You are the problem!
- - I, you...!
- 1509
- 01:11:57,878 --> 01:12:01,981
- Just, just stop. Just stop.
- Just stop.
- 1510
- 01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:03,616
- You have no idea what you want!
- 1511
- 01:12:03,618 --> 01:12:06,855
- I don't wanna be gay, Hailey!
- 1512
- 01:12:09,289 --> 01:12:11,956
- Nobody wants this.
- Nobody wants this.
- 1513
- 01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,260
- I'm sorry.
- 1514
- 01:12:16,029 --> 01:12:17,832
- I'm sorry.
- 1515
- 01:12:18,431 --> 01:12:19,900
- Thank you.
- 1516
- 01:12:20,967 --> 01:12:23,204
- Finally I have some honesty.
- 1517
- 01:12:28,141 --> 01:12:30,979
- I just, I can't do this anymore.
- 1518
- 01:12:41,288 --> 01:12:43,988
- - Where's Hailey going?
- - She's leaving because of you.
- 1519
- 01:12:43,990 --> 01:12:46,994
- - I hope you're happy.
- - Of course I'm not happy.
- 1520
- 01:12:47,694 --> 01:12:50,094
- Why didn't you just tell us?
- 1521
- 01:12:50,096 --> 01:12:51,964
- Mom, you don't listen to me!
- 1522
- 01:12:51,966 --> 01:12:55,233
- You need to be more clear.
- I had no idea.
- 1523
- 01:12:55,235 --> 01:12:58,169
- I knew you were not
- going to accept this.
- 1524
- 01:12:58,171 --> 01:13:00,039
- - I didn't know I had to.
- - Just leave me alone.
- 1525
- 01:13:00,041 --> 01:13:02,040
- - I didn't know...
- - Leave me alone.
- 1526
- 01:13:02,042 --> 01:13:03,675
- Just leave me alone.
- 1527
- 01:13:03,677 --> 01:13:05,279
- Let her go. Leave her alone.
- 1528
- 01:13:08,248 --> 01:13:10,148
- - She's so angry with us.
- - Let her go.
- 1529
- 01:13:10,150 --> 01:13:12,084
- - She's, like, completely...
- - No, no, not at us.
- 1530
- 01:13:12,086 --> 01:13:14,018
- - Not at us.
- - Oh, my God.
- 1531
- 01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:17,156
- She's angry, yes. She's hurt.
- 1532
- 01:13:17,158 --> 01:13:19,325
- - Is she gonna be okay?
- - She is gonna be okay.
- 1533
- 01:13:19,327 --> 01:13:21,593
- It's just gonna
- take a little while.
- 1534
- 01:13:21,595 --> 01:13:23,265
- Women are nicer than men.
- 1535
- 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:30,134
- Women... That's all you've got for me?
- "Women are nicer than men."
- 1536
- 01:13:30,136 --> 01:13:33,472
- She follows her heart.
- She's always followed her heart.
- 1537
- 01:13:33,474 --> 01:13:36,177
- - That's all she's doing now.
- - Oh, boy.
- 1538
- 01:13:37,211 --> 01:13:40,181
- Oh, boy. Are we bad parents?
- 1539
- 01:13:41,414 --> 01:13:42,917
- We're...
- 1540
- 01:13:44,685 --> 01:13:48,754
- not terrible.
- We're not great. We're, well,
- 1541
- 01:13:48,756 --> 01:13:50,522
- fair.
- 1542
- 01:13:54,295 --> 01:13:57,595
- Trust me.
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- 1543
- 01:13:57,597 --> 01:14:00,034
- - Oh, okay.
- - I promise.
- 1544
- 01:15:29,090 --> 01:15:30,291
- Coffee.
- 1545
- 01:15:32,859 --> 01:15:34,362
- Here you go.
- 1546
- 01:15:35,496 --> 01:15:36,431
- Thank you.
- 1547
- 01:15:39,265 --> 01:15:40,534
- How're you feeling?
- 1548
- 01:15:42,569 --> 01:15:47,138
- I know this is not
- the life you imagined for me.
- 1549
- 01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:48,442
- Right.
- 1550
- 01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:53,047
- I don't think this is the life
- you imagined for yourself.
- 1551
- 01:15:55,181 --> 01:15:57,418
- I'm sorry that I didn't know.
- I'm sorry.
- 1552
- 01:16:00,688 --> 01:16:02,222
- It's okay, mom.
- 1553
- 01:16:08,295 --> 01:16:11,265
- I just thought Mike was the
- only one dating a lesbian.
- 1554
- 01:16:14,902 --> 01:16:16,434
- Mom, who knew you were funny?
- 1555
- 01:16:16,436 --> 01:16:20,207
- I know, I'm very,
- I'm very funny.
- 1556
- 01:16:23,210 --> 01:16:24,509
- You're okay with it?
- 1557
- 01:16:24,511 --> 01:16:26,245
- Oh, my God. Yes.
- 1558
- 01:16:26,247 --> 01:16:29,184
- Yes, of course I'm okay with it.
- I mean, I need...
- 1559
- 01:16:30,917 --> 01:16:34,088
- I need to sort of
- adjust my idea.
- 1560
- 01:16:35,890 --> 01:16:37,356
- Life never goes the way
- 1561
- 01:16:37,358 --> 01:16:39,194
- you expect it, that's all.
- 1562
- 01:16:40,194 --> 01:16:42,097
- But you're...
- 1563
- 01:16:42,896 --> 01:16:46,234
- Yeah, you're, you're good.
- 1564
- 01:16:48,769 --> 01:16:50,238
- Thank you.
- 1565
- 01:16:52,372 --> 01:16:53,841
- Is it okay
- if I ask you a question?
- 1566
- 01:16:54,675 --> 01:16:58,579
- - What's the question?
- - Is this your first time with a girl?
- 1567
- 01:17:05,286 --> 01:17:07,122
- I slept with...
- 1568
- 01:17:07,921 --> 01:17:09,420
- Elizabeth.
- 1569
- 01:17:09,422 --> 01:17:11,322
- - Which Elizabeth?
- - A bunch more.
- 1570
- 01:17:11,324 --> 01:17:13,692
- Which Elizabeth?
- College roommate Elizabeth?
- 1571
- 01:17:13,694 --> 01:17:16,231
- Oh, my God.
- She's a little mouse.
- 1572
- 01:17:17,898 --> 01:17:19,865
- - So what? So what?
- - Wow.
- 1573
- 01:17:19,867 --> 01:17:21,569
- She had hidden depths.
- 1574
- 01:17:22,903 --> 01:17:25,603
- - Can I ask you one more question?
- - Oh, God, what?
- 1575
- 01:17:25,605 --> 01:17:27,474
- Did you always know
- that you were gay?
- 1576
- 01:17:31,645 --> 01:17:33,844
- I just thought
- I was really open.
- 1577
- 01:17:34,948 --> 01:17:36,550
- Oh, good. Someone's at the door.
- 1578
- 01:17:39,286 --> 01:17:41,320
- - Hey, Betty, how are you, honey?
- - Hey, Rose.
- 1579
- 01:17:41,322 --> 01:17:43,789
- Hi, um, Ronnie said
- you were here.
- 1580
- 01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:45,656
- - Yes.
- - Here.
- 1581
- 01:17:45,658 --> 01:17:48,293
- Uh, my daughter
- brought me the money.
- 1582
- 01:17:48,295 --> 01:17:50,562
- Well, I'm very happy
- to hear that.
- 1583
- 01:17:50,564 --> 01:17:53,168
- - Okay, you have a good morning.
- - Alright, thank you.
- 1584
- 01:17:54,935 --> 01:17:57,302
- Thank you for that.
- 1585
- 01:17:57,304 --> 01:17:58,903
- Do you wanna get some fresh air?
- 1586
- 01:17:58,905 --> 01:18:00,375
- I would love to.
- 1587
- 01:18:04,310 --> 01:18:07,745
- You know, my roommate in college
- was a lesbian.
- 1588
- 01:18:07,747 --> 01:18:09,748
- - Did I ever tell you that?
- - No.
- 1589
- 01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:11,450
- Mm-hmm.
- 1590
- 01:18:11,452 --> 01:18:14,986
- She told me I wasn't her type.
- 1591
- 01:18:14,988 --> 01:18:17,555
- I was so insulted.
- 1592
- 01:18:17,557 --> 01:18:20,795
- I don't even know what to do
- with that information.
- 1593
- 01:18:22,296 --> 01:18:23,461
- So, I'm...
- 1594
- 01:18:23,463 --> 01:18:27,366
- Do you, do you, um, like
- 1595
- 01:18:27,368 --> 01:18:29,367
- having sex with men?
- 1596
- 01:18:29,369 --> 01:18:31,937
- I'm just trying
- to understand. Don't get mad.
- 1597
- 01:18:31,939 --> 01:18:34,542
- No, I'm not mad. Well, I just...
- 1598
- 01:18:35,743 --> 01:18:37,409
- prefer women.
- 1599
- 01:18:37,411 --> 01:18:39,544
- It just clicks with women.
- 1600
- 01:18:39,546 --> 01:18:41,349
- It never clicked
- that way with men.
- 1601
- 01:18:43,417 --> 01:18:45,220
- Why didn't you tell me?
- 1602
- 01:18:47,354 --> 01:18:49,821
- I think it was easier
- 1603
- 01:18:49,823 --> 01:18:51,623
- thinking...
- 1604
- 01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:52,827
- I...
- 1605
- 01:18:53,993 --> 01:18:55,729
- I think I was so worried that...
- 1606
- 01:18:57,398 --> 01:18:59,764
- that you guys
- wouldn't be okay with it,
- 1607
- 01:18:59,766 --> 01:19:02,237
- then I never stopped
- to think if I was.
- 1608
- 01:19:02,903 --> 01:19:04,639
- Oh, my sweetie, I'm sorry.
- 1609
- 01:19:12,578 --> 01:19:14,345
- - No, it's okay, it's okay.
- - A parent is only
- 1610
- 01:19:14,347 --> 01:19:16,647
- as happy as
- their unhappiest child.
- 1611
- 01:19:16,649 --> 01:19:18,416
- - I'm happy, I'm happy.
- - If you're going to be this happy
- 1612
- 01:19:18,418 --> 01:19:20,352
- - I'm happy, I am.
- - then I want me to be happy.
- 1613
- 01:19:20,354 --> 01:19:23,754
- I'm happy.
- I'm just figuring stuff out.
- 1614
- 01:19:23,756 --> 01:19:24,826
- I know you are.
- 1615
- 01:19:27,328 --> 01:19:30,298
- - Thank you, mom.
- - You're so welcome.
- 1616
- 01:19:31,597 --> 01:19:33,632
- Hailey doesn't hate you,
- do you know that?
- 1617
- 01:19:33,634 --> 01:19:35,733
- - Hailey hates me.
- - She does not hate you.
- 1618
- 01:19:35,735 --> 01:19:37,402
- - She hates me, she does.
- - She does not hate you, she's hurt.
- 1619
- 01:19:37,404 --> 01:19:40,037
- And we like her,
- just so you know.
- 1620
- 01:19:40,039 --> 01:19:43,810
- But you're the one who
- has to be okay with it, not us.
- 1621
- 01:19:44,610 --> 01:19:46,814
- Thank you, mom. Thank you.
- 1622
- 01:19:49,550 --> 01:19:52,787
- I would do anything in the whole
- world for you, you know that, right?
- 1623
- 01:19:54,354 --> 01:19:56,323
- - Good.
- - Thank you.
- 1624
- 01:19:57,957 --> 01:20:01,759
- - This coffee's disgusting.
- - I know, it's so gross.
- 1625
- 01:20:01,761 --> 01:20:04,696
- - It's Ronnie's special formula.
- - It's not special.
- 1626
- 01:20:04,698 --> 01:20:05,964
- It's so bad.
- 1627
- 01:20:19,947 --> 01:20:21,649
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1628
- 01:20:27,654 --> 01:20:28,990
- You didn't say
- goodbye this morning.
- 1629
- 01:20:30,323 --> 01:20:32,857
- Yeah, I thought I'd give you some
- more time with your parents.
- 1630
- 01:20:32,859 --> 01:20:35,927
- Grandma took all of your
- smoked turkey leftovers.
- 1631
- 01:20:35,929 --> 01:20:38,129
- I'm glad she liked it.
- I promised her
- 1632
- 01:20:38,131 --> 01:20:40,567
- that I was going to
- send her another one next year.
- 1633
- 01:20:41,969 --> 01:20:43,704
- I'm gonna move out.
- 1634
- 01:20:50,444 --> 01:20:53,778
- I'm sorry about yesterday.
- 1635
- 01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:55,746
- Austin,
- the entire day was my fault.
- 1636
- 01:20:55,748 --> 01:20:57,482
- I'm talking about the kiss.
- 1637
- 01:20:57,484 --> 01:20:59,049
- I know. It's okay.
- 1638
- 01:20:59,051 --> 01:21:00,621
- I mean, I guess I...
- 1639
- 01:21:01,788 --> 01:21:06,760
- I didn't realize how serious
- you and Hailey were.
- 1640
- 01:21:08,729 --> 01:21:09,764
- Yeah.
- 1641
- 01:21:11,532 --> 01:21:12,900
- I love her. I don't...
- 1642
- 01:21:16,103 --> 01:21:17,736
- I should have told her sooner.
- 1643
- 01:21:17,738 --> 01:21:19,574
- Yeah, well,
- you should have told everyone.
- 1644
- 01:21:20,573 --> 01:21:22,973
- I should have told everyone.
- 1645
- 01:21:22,975 --> 01:21:25,545
- I should have
- told everyone so much sooner.
- 1646
- 01:21:26,846 --> 01:21:28,648
- You're my best friend, Austin.
- 1647
- 01:21:30,716 --> 01:21:32,652
- If it was gonna be a guy,
- 1648
- 01:21:34,054 --> 01:21:35,523
- it'd have been you.
- 1649
- 01:23:21,662 --> 01:23:25,597
- ...and in love too, it's fear that
- often gets in the way of it's magic.
- 1650
- 01:23:25,599 --> 01:23:29,134
- - I'm sorry.
- - Class started an hour ago.
- 1651
- 01:23:29,136 --> 01:23:30,738
- I'm sorry to use you.
- 1652
- 01:23:31,904 --> 01:23:35,272
- - I need to talk to you.
- - What are you doing here?
- 1653
- 01:23:35,274 --> 01:23:36,743
- You deserve flowers.
- 1654
- 01:23:39,212 --> 01:23:41,616
- I wanna be the one that
- gives you flowers.
- 1655
- 01:23:43,917 --> 01:23:46,183
- I was wrong. I'm sorry.
- 1656
- 01:23:46,185 --> 01:23:48,652
- This is all new and scary,
- 1657
- 01:23:48,654 --> 01:23:50,992
- and it's wonderful and exciting,
- but it's scary.
- 1658
- 01:23:51,792 --> 01:23:54,025
- And that thing with Austin,
- I'm so sorry.
- 1659
- 01:23:54,027 --> 01:23:58,032
- I should have told you. But I love you.
- I'm in love with you.
- 1660
- 01:23:58,998 --> 01:24:01,031
- This is not how I saw my life.
- 1661
- 01:24:01,033 --> 01:24:05,605
- But it's so much better than
- anything I could have imagined.
- 1662
- 01:24:06,340 --> 01:24:08,339
- I wanna be with you.
- 1663
- 01:24:08,341 --> 01:24:10,075
- If you'll take me back.
- 1664
- 01:24:10,077 --> 01:24:11,979
- Aw!
- 1665
- 01:24:14,381 --> 01:24:16,551
- - Is that a yes?
- - Yes.
- 1666
- 01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:18,885
- I have something
- I wanna ask you.
- 1667
- 01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:22,086
- Oh, no, I just
- 1668
- 01:24:22,088 --> 01:24:24,891
- feel really put
- on the spot, um.
- 1669
- 01:24:25,891 --> 01:24:27,127
- Will you move in with me?
- 1670
- 01:24:28,395 --> 01:24:29,794
- Yes.
- 1671
- 01:24:29,796 --> 01:24:31,632
- - Yes?
- - Of course.
- 1672
- 01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:44,110
- - I love you.
- - I love you, too.
- 1673
- 01:24:44,944 --> 01:24:48,849
- Hey, I'm the best version
- of myself with you.
- 1674
- 01:24:52,653 --> 01:24:55,754
- When are you planning to tell
- your parents we're moving in?
- 1675
- 01:24:55,756 --> 01:24:57,992
- Oh, I was thinking Christmas?
- 1676
- 01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:15,807
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