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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
  2. Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
  3. You: Hello
  4. Stranger: Hey
  5. You: So
  6. You: You got stuff to talk about?
  7. Stranger: Not really lol
  8. Stranger: You?
  9. You: Sure do
  10. You: I wanna be the very best
  11. Stranger: At what?
  12. You: Like no one ever was
  13. You: To catch them is my real test
  14. You: To train them is my cause
  15. You: I will travel across the land
  16. You: Searching far and wide
  17. You: Each pokemon to understand
  18. You: The power that's insiiiiiiide
  19. You: POKEMON! It's you and meee
  20. You: I know it's my destinyyyyy
  21. You: POKEMON! oh you're my best friend
  22. You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEND
  23. You: POKEMON! A heart so truuuuuuee
  24. You: Our courage will pull us through
  25. You: ...
  26. You: You teach me
  27. You: and I'll teach you
  28. You: POKEMON!
  29. You: Gotta catch 'em alllll
  30. You: Every challenge along the way
  31. You: with courage I will faaace
  32. Stranger: That was pretty good
  33. You: I will battle every day
  34. You: to claim my rightful place
  35. You: come with me the time is right
  36. You: There's no better team
  37. You: Arm in arm
  38. You: We'll win the fight
  39. You: It's always been our dream....
  40. You: POKEMON!
  41. You: *applause*
  42. Stranger: Clap clap clap!!
  43. You: *tears roll down face*
  44. You: What now?
  45. Stranger: That was really good
  46. You: Yeah, I wrote it myself.
  47. Stranger: I'm guessing that you like Pokemon?
  48. You: Pffft
  49. You: Maybe
  50. You: What do you like?
  51. Stranger: Racing dirt bikes
  52. You: What kind of dirt bike do you got?
  53. Stranger: Honda
  54. Stranger: 250
  55. You: Nice
  56. Stranger: 4 stroke
  57. You: I know nothing about dirt bikes, but I just found one on google images and it looks awesome.
  58. Stranger: Lol!
  59. You: Lol
  60. Stranger: It's really fun
  61. You: I'll have to try it some time
  62. Stranger: You should
  63. You: Do you watch like professional dirt bikers on tv, or do you just enjoy riding yourself?
  64. Stranger: I race myself. But I also whatch professional
  65. Stranger: Watch*
  66. You: Sounds fun!
  67. Stranger: Yup!!
  68. You: What's your favorite part about riding them?
  69. Stranger: Passing and jumping over the other racers.
  70. You: Haha
  71. You: That sounds awesome
  72. You: Favorite website?
  73. Stranger: It is!! I also paintball
  74. Stranger: Website for what?
  75. You: I have a paintball gun and face mask, but I've never had the oppurtunity
  76. You: Any website at all
  77. Stranger: What type of paintball gun is it?
  78. Stranger: I don't really have a favorite website
  79. You: I have no idea, I'd have to go find it.
  80. Stranger: Oh okay
  81. You: Well... what website do you get on the most? Omegle, facebook, google, etc?
  82. Stranger: Probably Facebook
  83. You: Ah
  84. You: Mac or PC
  85. You: ?
  86. Stranger: Neither
  87. You: ?
  88. You: Phone?
  89. Stranger: I have an iPhone
  90. You: Ah
  91. You: Cool
  92. Stranger: You?
  93. You: I have a PC desktop
  94. You: No phone, lost mine a few months back and no idea where it's at
  95. Stranger: Oh
  96. Stranger: Lol! What type was it?
  97. You: The phone?
  98. Stranger: Yesh
  99. You: It was just a crappy prepaid phone haha
  100. Stranger: Ohhhhh!!!!
  101. You: Favorite singer/band/song?
  102. Stranger: I like all kinds of music but my favorite singer is tech n9ne
  103. You: Never heard of n9ne
  104. Stranger: He sings rap. He's from Kansas City.
  105. You: Cool
  106. Stranger: Yup
  107. Stranger: You?
  108. You: Uh
  109. You: Hmm
  110. You: I like a lot of Lindsey Stirling's music, one of my best friends showed her to me
  111. Stranger: What kind of music?
  112. You: She's a violinist, but she does a ton of different kinds of music
  113. Stranger: Cool!
  114. You: There's just a lot of random genres I guess. I don't know what an official type would be
  115. Stranger: Cool
  116. You: Well, cya later I guess?
  117. Stranger: Where are you from? If I may ask?
  118. You: Oh, I'm from the usa, that's about all I'm gonna say over here lol
  119. Stranger: Me too
  120. You: Nice
  121. Stranger: Im probably younger than you lol
  122. You: How old are you?
  123. Stranger: Fourteen
  124. You: One year younger than me haha
  125. Stranger: Cool!
  126. Stranger: Do you like Obama?
  127. You: Sure
  128. Stranger: I don't!!!
  129. You: Why not?
  130. Stranger: He is Trying to take away our gun rights!!
  131. You: You don't have any gun rights anyways. You're too young, that doesn't effect you that effects the people who you get your political views from
  132. Stranger: I have a gun. Plus it will affect us when we are older
  133. You: What kind of gun?
  134. Stranger: The gun that Obama hates the most
  135. You: You can't legally *own* one at 14 in the united states. Yeah it might effect you when you're older, because you wouldn't be able carry around an AK-47. You probably shouldn't have one in the first place, you don't need one for self protection or to go hunting
  136. You: Get a pistol or some shit
  137. Stranger: I love hunting and I have a shit load of knives. And you can't have a handgun under the age of 21
  138. You: Rifles (or copies or duplicates):
  139. M1 Carbine,
  140. Sturm Ruger Mini-14,
  141. AR-15,
  142. Bushmaster XM15,
  143. Armalite M15,
  144. AR-10,
  145. Thompson 1927,
  146. Thompson M1;
  147. AK,
  148. AKM,
  149. AKS,
  150. AK-47,
  151. AK-74,
  152. ARM,
  153. MAK90,
  154. NHM 90,
  155. NHM 91,
  156. SA 85,
  157. SA 93,
  158. VEPR;
  159. Olympic Arms PCR;
  160. AR70,
  161. Calico Liberty ,
  162. Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle or Dragunov SVU,
  163. Fabrique National FN/FAL,
  164. FN/LAR, or FNC,
  165. Hi-Point20Carbine,
  166. HK-91,
  167. HK-93,
  168. HK-94,
  169. HK-PSG-1,
  170. Thompson 1927 Commando,
  171. Kel-Tec Sub Rifle;
  172. Saiga,
  173. SAR-8,
  174. SAR-4800,
  175. SKS with detachable magazine,
  176. SLG 95,
  177. SLR 95 or 96,
  178. Steyr AU,
  179. Tavor,
  180. Uzi,
  181. Galil and Uzi Sporter,
  182. Galil Sporter, or Galil Sniper Rifle ( Galatz ).
  183. Pistols (or copies or duplicates):
  184. Calico M-110,
  185. MAC-10,
  186. MAC-11, or MPA3,
  187. Olympic Arms OA,
  188. TEC-9,
  189. TEC-DC9,
  190. TEC-22 Scorpion, or AB-10,
  191. Uzi.
  192. Shotguns (or copies or duplicates):
  193. Armscor 30 BG,
  194. SPAS 12 or LAW 12,
  195. Striker 12,
  196. Streetsweeper.
  197. You: Those are the guns he is trying to ban
  198. You: You would never need those
  199. Stranger: AR-15 is the most reliable weapon out their
  200. Stranger: And the best
  201. You: Have your gun rights all you want, that's great. But you don't really need an automatic weapon on a daily basis
  202. You: Obama can't take away all guns, you won't have to worry about that
  203. You: It's the second amendment
  204. Stranger: Okay this pisses me off. ( it's not you) but the AR-15 is not an automatic weapon
  205. You: I wasn't talking about the AR-15 specifically
  206. You: A lot of guns on that list aren't automatic, but that's also not the final list at all
  207. Stranger: I know but it's not
  208. Stranger: That's what me and my brother have. He bought it for me
  209. You: Anywayssss
  210. You: Got any other hobbies?
  211. Stranger: Plus a handgun known as the glock 18 is automatic lol
  212. Stranger: Ummm
  213. Stranger: Basketball
  214. You: Do you play for a team?
  215. Stranger: For my high school
  216. You: What position?
  217. Stranger: Guard and center
  218. You: Nice
  219. You: I played basketball in like elementary school. Sucked at it. I'm not a very athletic person lol
  220. Stranger: Yeah. I shoot 3 pointers way better than 2
  221. You: Nice
  222. Stranger: If I may ask? What is ur gender?
  223. You: Male
  224. Stranger: Cool
  225. Stranger: Me too
  226. Stranger: What is ur favorite sport team?
  227. You: Idk
  228. You: I'm not a sports person either lol. I'm a computer nerd
  229. Stranger: Cool.
  230. You: No it's not
  231. Stranger: I'm my Kansas Jayhawks all the way!!
  232. You: We're complete opposites and keep running out of things to say
  233. Stranger: Lol
  234. You: How can you tell if someone in Kansas is married?
  235. You: he tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
  236. You: The*
  237. You: What does the average Kansas State University student get on his SAT?
  238. You: Drool.
  239. Stranger: I have no idea. I'm Kansas university not Kansas state
  240. Stranger: Jay hawks not wildcats
  241. You: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jayhawks fan?
  242. You: The bucket.
  243. Stranger: Hey! KU has the the number one pick for basketball!
  244. Stranger: We are always number 1
  245. You: That's nice.
  246. Stranger: Yeah
  247. You: What did the Kansas female say after sex?
  248. Stranger: ?
  249. You: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
  250. Stranger: Lmao!!
  251. You have disconnected.
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