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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
- Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
- You: Hello
- Stranger: Hey
- You: So
- You: You got stuff to talk about?
- Stranger: Not really lol
- Stranger: You?
- You: Sure do
- You: I wanna be the very best
- Stranger: At what?
- You: Like no one ever was
- You: To catch them is my real test
- You: To train them is my cause
- You: I will travel across the land
- You: Searching far and wide
- You: Each pokemon to understand
- You: The power that's insiiiiiiide
- You: POKEMON! It's you and meee
- You: I know it's my destinyyyyy
- You: POKEMON! oh you're my best friend
- You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEND
- You: POKEMON! A heart so truuuuuuee
- You: Our courage will pull us through
- You: ...
- You: You teach me
- You: and I'll teach you
- You: POKEMON!
- You: Gotta catch 'em alllll
- You: Every challenge along the way
- You: with courage I will faaace
- Stranger: That was pretty good
- You: I will battle every day
- You: to claim my rightful place
- You: come with me the time is right
- You: There's no better team
- You: Arm in arm
- You: We'll win the fight
- You: It's always been our dream....
- You: POKEMON!
- You: *applause*
- Stranger: Clap clap clap!!
- You: *tears roll down face*
- You: What now?
- Stranger: That was really good
- You: Yeah, I wrote it myself.
- Stranger: I'm guessing that you like Pokemon?
- You: Pffft
- You: Maybe
- You: What do you like?
- Stranger: Racing dirt bikes
- You: What kind of dirt bike do you got?
- Stranger: Honda
- Stranger: 250
- You: Nice
- Stranger: 4 stroke
- You: I know nothing about dirt bikes, but I just found one on google images and it looks awesome.
- Stranger: Lol!
- You: Lol
- Stranger: It's really fun
- You: I'll have to try it some time
- Stranger: You should
- You: Do you watch like professional dirt bikers on tv, or do you just enjoy riding yourself?
- Stranger: I race myself. But I also whatch professional
- Stranger: Watch*
- You: Sounds fun!
- Stranger: Yup!!
- You: What's your favorite part about riding them?
- Stranger: Passing and jumping over the other racers.
- You: Haha
- You: That sounds awesome
- You: Favorite website?
- Stranger: It is!! I also paintball
- Stranger: Website for what?
- You: I have a paintball gun and face mask, but I've never had the oppurtunity
- You: Any website at all
- Stranger: What type of paintball gun is it?
- Stranger: I don't really have a favorite website
- You: I have no idea, I'd have to go find it.
- Stranger: Oh okay
- You: Well... what website do you get on the most? Omegle, facebook, google, etc?
- Stranger: Probably Facebook
- You: Ah
- You: Mac or PC
- You: ?
- Stranger: Neither
- You: ?
- You: Phone?
- Stranger: I have an iPhone
- You: Ah
- You: Cool
- Stranger: You?
- You: I have a PC desktop
- You: No phone, lost mine a few months back and no idea where it's at
- Stranger: Oh
- Stranger: Lol! What type was it?
- You: The phone?
- Stranger: Yesh
- You: It was just a crappy prepaid phone haha
- Stranger: Ohhhhh!!!!
- You: Favorite singer/band/song?
- Stranger: I like all kinds of music but my favorite singer is tech n9ne
- You: Never heard of n9ne
- Stranger: He sings rap. He's from Kansas City.
- You: Cool
- Stranger: Yup
- Stranger: You?
- You: Uh
- You: Hmm
- You: I like a lot of Lindsey Stirling's music, one of my best friends showed her to me
- Stranger: What kind of music?
- You: She's a violinist, but she does a ton of different kinds of music
- Stranger: Cool!
- You: There's just a lot of random genres I guess. I don't know what an official type would be
- Stranger: Cool
- You: Well, cya later I guess?
- Stranger: Where are you from? If I may ask?
- You: Oh, I'm from the usa, that's about all I'm gonna say over here lol
- Stranger: Me too
- You: Nice
- Stranger: Im probably younger than you lol
- You: How old are you?
- Stranger: Fourteen
- You: One year younger than me haha
- Stranger: Cool!
- Stranger: Do you like Obama?
- You: Sure
- Stranger: I don't!!!
- You: Why not?
- Stranger: He is Trying to take away our gun rights!!
- You: You don't have any gun rights anyways. You're too young, that doesn't effect you that effects the people who you get your political views from
- Stranger: I have a gun. Plus it will affect us when we are older
- You: What kind of gun?
- Stranger: The gun that Obama hates the most
- You: You can't legally *own* one at 14 in the united states. Yeah it might effect you when you're older, because you wouldn't be able carry around an AK-47. You probably shouldn't have one in the first place, you don't need one for self protection or to go hunting
- You: Get a pistol or some shit
- Stranger: I love hunting and I have a shit load of knives. And you can't have a handgun under the age of 21
- You: Rifles (or copies or duplicates):
- M1 Carbine,
- Sturm Ruger Mini-14,
- AR-15,
- Bushmaster XM15,
- Armalite M15,
- AR-10,
- Thompson 1927,
- Thompson M1;
- AK,
- AKM,
- AKS,
- AK-47,
- AK-74,
- ARM,
- MAK90,
- NHM 90,
- NHM 91,
- SA 85,
- SA 93,
- VEPR;
- Olympic Arms PCR;
- AR70,
- Calico Liberty ,
- Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle or Dragunov SVU,
- Fabrique National FN/FAL,
- FN/LAR, or FNC,
- Hi-Point20Carbine,
- HK-91,
- HK-93,
- HK-94,
- HK-PSG-1,
- Thompson 1927 Commando,
- Kel-Tec Sub Rifle;
- Saiga,
- SAR-8,
- SAR-4800,
- SKS with detachable magazine,
- SLG 95,
- SLR 95 or 96,
- Steyr AU,
- Tavor,
- Uzi,
- Galil and Uzi Sporter,
- Galil Sporter, or Galil Sniper Rifle ( Galatz ).
- Pistols (or copies or duplicates):
- Calico M-110,
- MAC-10,
- MAC-11, or MPA3,
- Olympic Arms OA,
- TEC-9,
- TEC-DC9,
- TEC-22 Scorpion, or AB-10,
- Uzi.
- Shotguns (or copies or duplicates):
- Armscor 30 BG,
- SPAS 12 or LAW 12,
- Striker 12,
- Streetsweeper.
- You: Those are the guns he is trying to ban
- You: You would never need those
- Stranger: AR-15 is the most reliable weapon out their
- Stranger: And the best
- You: Have your gun rights all you want, that's great. But you don't really need an automatic weapon on a daily basis
- You: Obama can't take away all guns, you won't have to worry about that
- You: It's the second amendment
- Stranger: Okay this pisses me off. ( it's not you) but the AR-15 is not an automatic weapon
- You: I wasn't talking about the AR-15 specifically
- You: A lot of guns on that list aren't automatic, but that's also not the final list at all
- Stranger: I know but it's not
- Stranger: That's what me and my brother have. He bought it for me
- You: Anywayssss
- You: Got any other hobbies?
- Stranger: Plus a handgun known as the glock 18 is automatic lol
- Stranger: Ummm
- Stranger: Basketball
- You: Do you play for a team?
- Stranger: For my high school
- You: What position?
- Stranger: Guard and center
- You: Nice
- You: I played basketball in like elementary school. Sucked at it. I'm not a very athletic person lol
- Stranger: Yeah. I shoot 3 pointers way better than 2
- You: Nice
- Stranger: If I may ask? What is ur gender?
- You: Male
- Stranger: Cool
- Stranger: Me too
- Stranger: What is ur favorite sport team?
- You: Idk
- You: I'm not a sports person either lol. I'm a computer nerd
- Stranger: Cool.
- You: No it's not
- Stranger: I'm my Kansas Jayhawks all the way!!
- You: We're complete opposites and keep running out of things to say
- Stranger: Lol
- You: How can you tell if someone in Kansas is married?
- You: he tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
- You: The*
- You: What does the average Kansas State University student get on his SAT?
- You: Drool.
- Stranger: I have no idea. I'm Kansas university not Kansas state
- Stranger: Jay hawks not wildcats
- You: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jayhawks fan?
- You: The bucket.
- Stranger: Hey! KU has the the number one pick for basketball!
- Stranger: We are always number 1
- You: That's nice.
- Stranger: Yeah
- You: What did the Kansas female say after sex?
- Stranger: ?
- You: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
- Stranger: Lmao!!
- You have disconnected.
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