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TheMantyke April fools

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Hi my name is Kaphotics advance’ment Mercene Saven and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Wild Eep (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Mingot but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a researcher but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a battler, and I go to a magic school called Smogon on the Internet where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Smogon. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of wifiers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Kaphotics!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Bond697!

“What’s up Bond?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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Bond697 and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish. I waved to Xfr. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Bond697. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Bond697. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX.

“Oh Bond, Bond!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Pokecheck!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Bond pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have hacks anyway!”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Bond ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in xfr’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Evan and some other people.

“POKECHECK XFR, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.