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- 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone entered chat.
- 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: iojgopbpocnpbocxjhpoijdg
- 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: ok story time
- 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: so me and my roommate decided to go home because who cares
- 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i come home and plug my laptop in
- 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: except it doesn't plug in
- 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: because i took the wrong charger
- 5:54 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: so conveniently my sister is out because of some gayass horse show and i decide to use her computer
- 5:54 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: I'VE SAT NEXT TO HER ALL THIS TIME AND NEVER NOTICED HOW BAD SHE IS AT COMPUTERS
- 5:54 PM - Lavableman entered chat.
- 5:55 PM - Brimstone: yellow
- 5:55 PM - Brimstone: how did you let this happen
- 5:55 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: what
- 5:55 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i don't know when i like
- 5:55 PM - Brimstone: you could have prevented this
- 5:55 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i just figured she knew the same stuff as i did
- 5:56 PM - Brimstone: she is a career heavy melee specialist
- 5:56 PM - Lavableman: ruh-roh
- 5:56 PM - Lavableman: Some drama?
- 5:56 PM - Lavableman: oh
- 5:56 PM - Brimstone: what the fuck did you think went on in her mind
- 5:56 PM - Lavableman: Never mind
- 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: like when i gave her my old 1080p monitor MAYBE SHE WOULD SET THE DISPLAY TO 1080P?
- 5:56 PM - Brimstone: FUCKING LOL
- 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: no it was in like 1200x1600
- 5:56 PM - Brimstone: STRETCHED!?!?!?!
- 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: yes
- 5:56 PM - Brimstone: NIGGERS
- 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i gave her my monitor a year ago
- 5:56 PM - Brimstone: i'm amazed
- 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i easily believe she's been living the life a peasant this entire time
- 5:57 PM - Brimstone: i bet she uses winrar
- 5:57 PM - Brimstone: i bet her recycle bin is fucking full
- 5:57 PM - Brimstone: of just shit from the past decade
- 5:57 PM - Brimstone: i bet her desktop has a billion icons on it
- 5:58 PM - Brimstone: i bet her browser is a safespace for advertisement companies
- 5:58 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: yeah i'm going to give her PC the yellow touch
- 5:58 PM - Brimstone: please
- 5:58 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i'm fucking shocked she actually uses chrome
- 5:58 PM - Brimstone: *phew
- 5:58 PM - Brimstone: make sure her tf2 settings aren't stupid either
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