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arealloudbird

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Jan 22nd, 2016
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  1. 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone entered chat.
  2. 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: iojgopbpocnpbocxjhpoijdg
  3. 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: ok story time
  4. 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: so me and my roommate decided to go home because who cares
  5. 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i come home and plug my laptop in
  6. 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: except it doesn't plug in
  7. 5:53 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: because i took the wrong charger
  8. 5:54 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: so conveniently my sister is out because of some gayass horse show and i decide to use her computer
  9. 5:54 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: I'VE SAT NEXT TO HER ALL THIS TIME AND NEVER NOTICED HOW BAD SHE IS AT COMPUTERS
  10. 5:54 PM - Lavableman entered chat.
  11. 5:55 PM - Brimstone: yellow
  12. 5:55 PM - Brimstone: how did you let this happen
  13. 5:55 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: what
  14. 5:55 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i don't know when i like
  15. 5:55 PM - Brimstone: you could have prevented this
  16. 5:55 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i just figured she knew the same stuff as i did
  17. 5:56 PM - Brimstone: she is a career heavy melee specialist
  18. 5:56 PM - Lavableman: ruh-roh
  19. 5:56 PM - Lavableman: Some drama?
  20. 5:56 PM - Lavableman: oh
  21. 5:56 PM - Brimstone: what the fuck did you think went on in her mind
  22. 5:56 PM - Lavableman: Never mind
  23. 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: like when i gave her my old 1080p monitor MAYBE SHE WOULD SET THE DISPLAY TO 1080P?
  24. 5:56 PM - Brimstone: FUCKING LOL
  25. 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: no it was in like 1200x1600
  26. 5:56 PM - Brimstone: STRETCHED!?!?!?!
  27. 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: yes
  28. 5:56 PM - Brimstone: NIGGERS
  29. 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i gave her my monitor a year ago
  30. 5:56 PM - Brimstone: i'm amazed
  31. 5:56 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i easily believe she's been living the life a peasant this entire time
  32. 5:57 PM - Brimstone: i bet she uses winrar
  33. 5:57 PM - Brimstone: i bet her recycle bin is fucking full
  34. 5:57 PM - Brimstone: of just shit from the past decade
  35. 5:57 PM - Brimstone: i bet her desktop has a billion icons on it
  36. 5:58 PM - Brimstone: i bet her browser is a safespace for advertisement companies
  37. 5:58 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: yeah i'm going to give her PC the yellow touch
  38. 5:58 PM - Brimstone: please
  39. 5:58 PM - TheYellowCellPhone: i'm fucking shocked she actually uses chrome
  40. 5:58 PM - Brimstone: *phew
  41. 5:58 PM - Brimstone: make sure her tf2 settings aren't stupid either
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