<Kafei> \\\\ Last time, you finally got all the fragments required to progress further into the ruins. You made your way to a room with a strange dais in it, but before you could move towards it... Bahamut appeared from a rift, and blocked your path. ////
 <Kafei> (So, as a refresher...)
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) ...I am Bahamut. I have been waiting for you.
 <Soloxius> (:o)
 <Kafei> (Elise) B-Bahamut...?
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Um. ...Why?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) ...what.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ..Who?
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Mmm... a cultivator is among you?
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) *glances down at Elise*
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ...Cultivator?
 <Doak> (sol: incubator)
 <Kafei> (Elise) I... what...?
 <Soloxius> (hahahahahahahahah no.)
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) No matter. You have the key, which means you have met the Eidolons to be standing before me now.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) This is true, is it not?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *looks to Elise, then back* (Sure, if you count seeing 'em when she brings 'em out...)
 <Kafei> (Elise) Y-Yes... we have met them...
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Tell me. What do you know of scions?
 <Kafei> (This is an open forum. Feel free to chip in.)
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Wasn't... *turns to the others* Wasn't Maduin one?
 <Doak> (ah, okay)
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Maduin and Akilae both, I think.
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Yeah.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Ah. So you know of them, then.
 <Soloxius> (Akilae: DOUBLE DIGITS HAHA)
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Maduin's back on the ship, actually...
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) I am the third scion. While they preside over light and darkness respectively, my dominion... is time.
 <Kyoji> (Now where's the Scion that presides over space. :V)
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) I can sense a temporal distortion even in this place, though small it may be. Is this your doing...?
 <Kyoji> (oh lord)
 <Varna> (Kimaru) What..? How does something like that even happen?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Time, huh... maybe that has to do with Mihyu's situation?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Hey.. maybe you're right.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) She distorts time more than the rest of us, at any rate.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Explain.
 <Kyoji> (It was a temporal rift separating the cera homeland from our world, right?)
 <Kafei> (mhm)
 <Doak> (will an auto-explain suffice, i don't recall all the details on mihyu)
 <Kafei> (I GUESS.)
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Well... the Cera homeland... Elise's homeland, is separated from our world by some sort of rift... Mihyu was sucked into that rift, I guess? And when she came out, she was younger than she used to be?
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) ...I see. So it involves the celestial divide.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) I will look into this later. I assume that if a cultivator is with you, it is for good reason. Something involving... the nexus, perhaps?
 <Kyoji> (Right, it was called the celestial divide, wasn't it)
 <Kafei> (Elise) That is right...
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) So, it has come to this.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) We always knew the entity would not be held forever.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Well... the Creator is in the nexus right now, holding the seal.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) .....
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) ...I see. So she has reappeared.
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) She has.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) *nods*
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Then, you are her champions?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *looks around* Um.. yeah, I guess so!
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) *shrugs* I guess.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Then you should know that the creator is at a heavy disadvantage in the nexus.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) I sense the presence of weapons among you. Do you intend to slay the entity with them?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) We intend to try, at the very least.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Wasn't that the point?
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Then there is someone you should meet.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) But first...
 <Soloxius> (fuck here it comes :( )
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) I have been guarding this place for several thousand years. If you wish to proceed, prove your strength to me!
 <Doak> (Takeshi) ...Of course.
 <Kafei> \\\\ *BOSS* Bahamut appeared! (Hidden Stats) ////
 <Soloxius> (fffffffffffuck i have like zero MP)
 <Soloxius> (RINORI HALP)
 <Kyoji> (fffff)
 <Kafei> TURN Elise [Evoker (Summon)]
 <Kafei> HP [1036/1845]
 <Kafei> MP [141/291]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Golden Staff, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]White Orb, [A2]Eidolon Choker
 <Kyoji> (We're stone cold boned)
 <Kafei> (Elise) (W-Why?... We must fight a scion...?)
 <Soloxius> (:B)
 <Kafei> Kimaru (H1903/3569 M68/68) Ivan (H1646/2338 M30/269) Takeshi (H1849/3143 M26/133) Raylen (H2094/3092 M88/88) Rinori (H2755/2773 M98/196) Elise (H1036/1845 M141/291)
 <Soloxius> (haha 30 MP)
 <Kafei> (Elise) Very well, Bahamut...
 <Kafei> (Elise) We will prove our resolve if that is what you wish! But in return, we seek your aid!
 <Kafei> (Elise) (Now...)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise has summoned an eidolon! ////
 <Kafei> BOSS Bahamut [Bahamut (Destruction)]
 <Kafei> HP ???/???, MP ???/???
 <Kafei> Status [TP: ???%]
 <Kyoji> (What did she summon? :B)
 <Kafei> (Quezacotl)
 <Kyoji> (Oh, okay)
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) My aid? Very well.
 <Kyoji> (Pff, summons. Elise summons bahamut for the remainder of the RPG, nuff said.)
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) But it won't be easy to attain, cultivator!
 <Kafei> Stop - 20 MP, [50%]. Stops the target in time, rendering them helpless. (1E/Mute)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut used 20 MP ////
 * Kafei picks a random non-dead hero: Raylen
 * Kafei flipped a coin, result: Tails.
 <Kafei> TURN Raylen [Hunter (Hunting)]
 <Kafei> HP [2094/3092]
 <Kafei> MP [88/88]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 10%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Perseus Bow, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Prayer Beads, [A2]Spike Necklace
 <Kyoji> (Ah fuck, TIME FUCKERY)
 <Kyoji> (also OW MY TP)
 <Kyoji> @rpgdesc immobilize
 <Rena> immobilize (Used by Raylen) - 20 TP, 100%. Power: 30. An arrow attack that's designed to leave the foe vulnerable. Adds paralyze (50%). (1E/Lock)
 <Kyoji> Arrow Stream
 <Kafei> Arrow Stream (Used by Raylen) - Free, 100%. Power: 30. Shoots off a multitude of arrows in a short time. Until the start of your next turn, fires an arrow at a predetermined target after each ally's turn (including your own). Usable once per encounter. (1E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 52.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 399 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> GUEST Quezacotl [Eidolon (Storm)]
 <Kafei> HP [2265/2265]
 <Kafei> MP [122/122]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Thundaga (Used by Rinori) - 40 MP, 100%. Power: 120. Lightning strikes the target multiple times for thunder-based damage. (1E/AE/Mute)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Quezacotl used 40 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Quezacotl(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 30.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1401 HP damage ////
 <Kyoji> (Wow, an Eidolon actually got a turn that didn't suck! That has to be the first time in a long time.)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 48.. A hit! ////
 <Soloxius> (:B)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 396 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> TURN Takeshi [Scoundrel (Pilfer)]
 <Kafei> HP [1849/3143]
 <Kafei> MP [26/133]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 50%]
 <Kafei> Items (Yagyu x24) Equipment [W1]Khanjar, [W2]Golden Dagger, [A]Dusk Clothes, [A1]Genji Glove, [A2]Thief Ring
 <Doak> (hmhmhm.)
 <Doak> (i guess doppel -> double yagyus would be fitting)
 <Varna> (Shiva whipped that fire thing we fought iirc)
 <Kafei> Doppelganger (Used by Takeshi) - 20 MP, [100%]. Creates a deadly doppelganger shadow that mimics everything you do perfectly. Usable once per encounter and lasts for two additional turns once summoned. (S/!A/Mute)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used 20 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi status: [Doppelganger (2)] ////
 <Kyoji> (I seem to remember Elise dying a lot)
 <Kafei> Doublethrow (Used by Takeshi) - 25 TP, 90%. Sacrifices accuracy for the ability to throw two things in one turn. Can hit one target twice or two different targets once. (1E/2E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used 25 TP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used one Yagyu, and now has 23. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used one Yagyu, and now has 22. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used one Yagyu, and now has 21. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used one Yagyu, and now has 20. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 90%): 78.2% vs. 58.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 90%): 78.2% vs. 55.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 90%): 78.2% vs. 27.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 90%): 78.2% vs. 66.. A hit! ////
 <Kyoji> (Nice)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1103 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1075 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1089 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1075 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 94.. Miss. ////
 <Kafei> BOSS Bahamut [Bahamut (Destruction)]
 <Kafei> HP ???/???, MP ???/???
 <Kafei> Status [TP: ???%]
 <Kyoji> (fff)
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Rrraaah!
 <Kafei> Impulse - 25 TP, {100%}. Power: 100. A quick physical attack that leaves no room for evasion. (1E)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut used 25 TP ////
 * Kafei picks a random non-dead hero: Kimaru
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Kimaru(12%) (BASE = {100%}): 95% vs. 87.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru took 1462 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ DANGER, Kimaru! ////
 <Kafei> TURN Rinori [Lightning Knight (Thunder Blade)]
 <Kafei> HP [2755/2773]
 <Kafei> MP [98/196]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Diamond Sword, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Chaos Ring, [A2]Black Belt
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Oof..! (This is a language I understand...)
 <Kafei> (Rinori) H-Hrm... I...
 <Kafei> Kimaru (H441/3569 M68/68) Ivan (H1646/2338 M30/269) Takeshi (H1849/3143 M6/133) Raylen (H2094/3092 M88/88) Rinori (H2755/2773 M98/196) Elise (H1036/1845 M114/291) Quezacotl (H2265/2265 M82/122 [G])
 <Kafei> (Rinori) (Y-Yeah... I better.)
 <Kafei> Cura (Used by Makoko, Rinori) - 24 MP, [100%]. Divine magic heals moderate wounds. (S/1A/AA/Mute)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Rinori used 24 MP ////
 <Soloxius> (balls)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru recovered 1125 HP ////
 <Soloxius> (oh wait no that's good, do that)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 36.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 414 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> TURN Kimaru [Hellion (Muteki Kurohyou)]
 <Kafei> HP [1566/3569]
 <Kafei> MP [68/68]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Beheader, [A]Dark Plate Mail, [A1]Spike Necklace, [A2]Emblem of Valor
 <Kyoji> (Kafei, you're really on the ball today)
 <Kyoji> (You're getting all my Arrow Stream shots. :P)
 <Kafei> (I'm hardly on the ball. :P)
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Alright... you asked for it!
 <Kyoji> (Sure seems like it!)
 <Kafei> (I feel really distracted, actually.)
 <Varna> (PW -> SS30)
 <Kafei> Passionate Wildfire (Used by Kimaru) - Free, [100%]. Instills a reckless intensity that stresses the body. Adds Haste and Critical Up, but expends 15% maximum HP. If used as the first action, does not consume the turn. (S)
 <Kyoji> (Prolly because you wanna get back to STO. :P)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru took 535 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru is hasted, and CT increases faster! (35) ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru's critical hit rate is up! (35) ////
 <Kafei> Summer Sheen (Used by Kimaru) - ?? TP, 80%. Power: 30. Strikes repeatedly in quick succession with a blinding flash. Attacks a number of times equal to (TP spent / 5), but is aborted early if one misses. Usable once per encounter. (1E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru used 30 TP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 80%): 66% vs. 75.. Miss. ////
 <Kafei> (:V)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru's TP increased by 10 ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 72.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 409 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru's TP increased by 5 ////
 <Kafei> TURN Ivan [Sorceror (Sorcery)]
 <Kafei> HP [1646/2338]
 <Kafei> MP [30/269]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Vinco Vici Victum, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]Spirit Gem, [A2]Red Orb
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru's TP -5: 85 -> 80 ////
 <Kafei> (Soloxius)
 <Soloxius> (woop)
 <Soloxius> (welp)
 <Soloxius> @rpgskills Ivan
 <Rena> Ivan's skillset (Sorcery): Dark, Darkga, Darkra, Delay, Fissure, Flight, Forcefield, Levitate, Psycho Burst, Psycho Slam, Scribe, Siphon
 <Soloxius> @rpgdesc Siphon
 <Rena> Siphon (Used by Ivan) - 36 MP, 100%. Power: 65. Drains life energy from the target and uses it to restore your own. The amount restored is directly equal to the amount drained. (1E/Mute)
 <Soloxius> (siphon)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan used 27 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 69.. A hit! ////
 <Soloxius> (using siphon on a scion. like a boss)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1043 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan recovered 1043 HP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 36.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 401 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> TURN Elise [Evoker (Summon)]
 <Kafei> HP [1036/1845]
 <Kafei> MP [111/291]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%] [Summoning]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Golden Staff, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]White Orb, [A2]Eidolon Choker
 <Kafei> Kimaru (H1031/3569 M68/68) Ivan (H2338/2338 M3/269) Takeshi (H1849/3143 M6/133) Raylen (H2094/3092 M88/88) Rinori (H2755/2773 M74/196) Elise (H1036/1845 M111/291) Quezacotl (H2265/2265 M82/122 [G])
 <Kafei> (Elise) I will help too...
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise used 24 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru recovered 1395 HP ////
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Ah.. thanks.
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 67.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 406 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> TURN Raylen [Hunter (Hunting)]
 <Kafei> HP [2094/3092]
 <Kafei> MP [88/88]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 10%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Perseus Bow, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Prayer Beads, [A2]Spike Necklace
 <Kyoji> (Fight)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen's TP +10: 10 -> 20 ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 74.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 406 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen's TP +20: 20 -> 40 ////
 <Kafei> GUEST Quezacotl [Eidolon (Storm)]
 <Kafei> HP [2265/2265]
 <Kafei> MP [82/122]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> \\\\ Quezacotl used 40 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Quezacotl(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 77.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1339 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> BOSS Bahamut [Bahamut (Destruction)]
 <Kafei> HP ???/???, MP ???/???
 <Kafei> Status [TP: ???%]
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Hmph. Not bad.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) I won't let you off this easily, however!
 <Kafei> Slowga - 25 MP, 75%. Time magic attempts to slow down all enemies. (AE/Mute)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut used 25 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Kimaru(8%) (BASE = 75%): 63.25% vs. 95.. Miss. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Ivan(10%) (BASE = 75%): 61.25% vs. 98.. Miss. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Takeshi(10%) (BASE = 75%): 61.25% vs. 48.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Raylen(6%) (BASE = 75%): 65.25% vs. 44.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Rinori(10%) (BASE = 75%): 61.25% vs. 69.. Miss. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Elise(8%) (BASE = 75%): 63.25% vs. 23.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Quezacotl(14%) (BASE = 75%): 57.25% vs. 12.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi, Raylen and Elise have become slow, and CT increases slower. (35) ////
 <Kafei> TURN Kimaru [Hellion (Muteki Kurohyou)]
 <Kafei> HP [2426/3569]
 <Kafei> MP [68/68]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 80%] [Critical Up (27)] [Haste (27)]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Beheader, [A]Dark Plate Mail, [A1]Spike Necklace, [A2]Emblem of Valor
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Hmph..!
 <Varna> (Winter Grasp)
 <Kafei> Winter Grasp (Used by Kimaru) - 20 TP, {100%}. Power: 30. A swift technique that leaves the foe vulnerable, reducing their defense by 20 until struck with a physical attack (or 10 ticks). (1E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru used 10 TP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = {100%}): 95% vs. 32.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 462 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut's Def -20: ??? -> ??? ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut receives ??? status... (10) ////
 <Kafei> TURN Takeshi [Scoundrel (Pilfer)]
 <Kafei> HP [1849/3143]
 <Kafei> MP [6/133]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 25%] [Doppelganger (2)] [Slow (34)]
 <Kafei> Items (Yagyu x20) Equipment [W1]Khanjar, [W2]Golden Dagger, [A]Dusk Clothes, [A1]Genji Glove, [A2]Thief Ring
 <Kyoji> (Mihyu would've been great here)
 <Doak> (well that's annoying)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi status: [Doppelganger (1)] ////
 <Doak> (so uh, what, yagyu storm?)
 <Varna> (Yeah, Kimaru just dropped his defense)
 <Doak> (okay, supryagyus)
 <Kafei> Doublethrow (Used by Takeshi) - 25 TP, 90%. Sacrifices accuracy for the ability to throw two things in one turn. Can hit one target twice or two different targets once. (1E/2E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used 25 TP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi's inventory is empty. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi's inventory is empty. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used one Yagyu, and now has 19. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used one Yagyu, and now has 18. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used one Yagyu, and now has 17. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used one Yagyu, and now has 16. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 90%): 78.2% vs. 65.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 90%): 78.2% vs. 35.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 90%): 78.2% vs. 53.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 90%): 78.2% vs. 81.. Miss. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1407 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut's Def +20: ??? -> ??? ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1110 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1089 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut's status cleared! ////
 <Kafei> TURN Rinori [Lightning Knight (Thunder Blade)]
 <Kafei> HP [2755/2773]
 <Kafei> MP [74/196]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Diamond Sword, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Chaos Ring, [A2]Black Belt
 <Kafei> (Rinori) Hrm...
 <Kafei> Ivan HP 2338/2338, MP 3/269, TP 100%, CT 1/100, [Class: Sorceror (Sorcery)]
 <Kafei> Recharge (Used by Rinori) - Free, ???%. Restores 25% of the target's MP. Success rate is equal to the percentage of MP the target is missing. (S/1A)
 * Kafei rolled 1d100 - [12] Result: 12
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan recovered 67 MP ////
 <Kafei> GUEST Quezacotl [Eidolon (Storm)]
 <Kafei> HP [2265/2265]
 <Kafei> MP [42/122]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> \\\\ Quezacotl used 40 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Quezacotl(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 52.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1392 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> TURN Ivan [Sorceror (Sorcery)]
 <Kafei> HP [2338/2338]
 <Kafei> MP [70/269]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Vinco Vici Victum, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]Spirit Gem, [A2]Red Orb
 <Varna> (Remember you have those MP-saver powers from the gloves
 <Soloxius> (hi)
 <Soloxius> (i do.)
 <Soloxius> (half-mp firaga)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan status: [Half-Cast: 1] ////
 <Kafei> Firaga (???) - 40 MP, 100%. Power: 105. Sweeps enemies into a full on inferno. Fire-based, ignore defense. (1E/Mute)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan used 15 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 83.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1859 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> TURN Elise [Evoker (Summon)]
 <Kafei> HP [1036/1845]
 <Kafei> MP [54/291]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%] [Slow (30)] [Summoning]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Golden Staff, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]White Orb, [A2]Eidolon Choker
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise released the eidolon. ////
 <Kafei> (Elise) Garuda!
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise has summoned an eidolon! ////
 <Kafei> TURN Raylen [Hunter (Hunting)]
 <Kafei> HP [2094/3092]
 <Kafei> MP [88/88]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 40%] [Slow (29)]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Perseus Bow, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Prayer Beads, [A2]Spike Necklace
 <Kyoji> (Camo Elise)
 <Kafei> Camouflage (Used by Raylen) - 20 MP, [100%]. Camouflages one target to blend in with the shadows, rendering them invisible for 35 ticks. Only one person can be camouflaged at a time. (S)
 <Kyoji> (Actually, no)
 <Kyoji> (Flameshot)
 <Kyoji> (On Bahamut)
 <Kafei> Flameshot (Used by Raylen) - 20 MP, 100%. Power: 55. Shoots a flaming arrow at the target for fire-based damage. (1E/Lock/!Mag)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen used 20 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 339 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> (Er)
 <Kyoji> (lol acc roll)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut recovered 339 HP ////
 <Soloxius> (haha)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 89.. Miss. ////
 <Kyoji> (hurf)
 <Kafei> (Horp)
 <Kafei> BOSS Bahamut [Bahamut (Destruction)]
 <Kafei> HP ???/???, MP ???/???
 <Kafei> Status [TP: ???%]
 <Kafei> Haste - 7 MP, {110%}. Speeds up the target in time, adding haste status. (1A/Mute)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut used 7 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = {110%}): 104.5% vs. 26.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut is hasted, and CT increases faster! (35) ////
 <Kafei> TURN Kimaru [Hellion (Muteki Kurohyou)]
 <Kafei> HP [2426/3569]
 <Kafei> MP [68/68]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 70%] [Critical Up (19)] [Haste (19)]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Beheader, [A]Dark Plate Mail, [A1]Spike Necklace, [A2]Emblem of Valor
 <Varna> (Kimaru) (We'll see about that..)
 <Varna> (Silent Gale)
 <Kafei> Silent Gale (Used by Kimaru) - 15 TP, 75%. A slice that cuts the air itself; deals no damage, but removes a chosen status boost from the target. (1E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru used 5 TP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen's TP +10: 40 -> 50 ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 75%): 61.25% vs. 33.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut is no longer hasted. ////
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Heh, heh...
 <Kafei> GUEST Garuda [Eidolon (Wind)]
 <Kafei> HP [3297/3297]
 <Kafei> MP [177/177]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Sonic Claw - Free, 100%. Power: 60. Physical damage and lessens the target's CT by 10. (1E)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Garuda(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 33.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 583 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut's CT -10: ??? -> ??? ////
 <Kafei> TURN Rinori [Lightning Knight (Thunder Blade)]
 <Kafei> HP [2755/2773]
 <Kafei> MP [74/196]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Diamond Sword, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Chaos Ring, [A2]Black Belt
 <Kafei> (Rinori) (I'll keep everyone going.)
 <Kafei> Recharge (Used by Rinori) - Free, ???%. Restores 25% of the target's MP. Success rate is equal to the percentage of MP the target is missing. (S/1A)
 <Kafei> Elise HP 1036/1845, MP 30/291, TP 100%, CT 56/100, [Summoning] [Slow (22)] [Class: Evoker (Summon)]
 * Kafei rolled 1d100 - [31] Result: 31
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise recovered 72 MP ////
 <Kafei> (Elise) Th-thank you, Rinori...
 <Kafei> (Rinori) Hey... no problem.
 <Kafei> TURN Ivan [Sorceror (Sorcery)]
 <Kafei> HP [2338/2338]
 <Kafei> MP [55/269]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%] [Half-Cast: 1]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Vinco Vici Victum, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]Spirit Gem, [A2]Red Orb
 <Soloxius> (woop)
 <Soloxius> @rpgskills ivan
 <Rena> ivan's skillset (Sorcery): Dark, Darkga, Darkra, Delay, Fissure, Flight, Forcefield, Levitate, Psycho Burst, Psycho Slam, Scribe, Siphon
 <Soloxius> (meh, more firaga half-cast)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan status: [Half-Cast: 2] ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan used 15 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 52.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1933 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> TURN Takeshi [Scoundrel (Pilfer)]
 <Kafei> HP [1849/3143]
 <Kafei> MP [6/133]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 0%] [Doppelganger (1)] [Slow (21)]
 <Kafei> Items (Yagyu x16) Equipment [W1]Khanjar, [W2]Golden Dagger, [A]Dusk Clothes, [A1]Genji Glove, [A2]Thief Ring
 <Doak> (fite)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 88% vs. 84.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 88% vs. 18.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 88% vs. 58.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 88% vs. 80.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 438 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 430 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 296 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 292 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi's TP +20: 0 -> 20 ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi "[Doppelganger (1)]" status cleared ////
 <Kafei> BOSS Bahamut [Bahamut (Destruction)]
 <Kafei> HP ???/???, MP ???/???
 <Kafei> Status [TP: ???%]
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) .....
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut now has 1 level(s) of charge. ////
 <Kafei> TURN Kimaru [Hellion (Muteki Kurohyou)]
 <Kafei> HP [2426/3569]
 <Kafei> MP [68/68]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 65%] [Critical Up (12)] [Haste (12)]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Beheader, [A]Dark Plate Mail, [A1]Spike Necklace, [A2]Emblem of Valor
 <Doak> (oh lord)
 * Ampharos has quit (Quit: I feel like Alice falling through a hole with pieces of wood formatted into furniture with nails that will turn into FeO2 which is rust which in most circles is bad.)
 <Kyoji> (MEGA FLARE, fffff)
 <Varna> (Charge is not a status boost, correct?)
 <Kafei> (Can't dispel it, no)
 <Varna> (Crushing Fall, then)
 <Kafei> Crushing Fall (Used by Kimaru) - 40 TP, 90%. Power: 120. A powerful overhead swing that crushes the foe's guard. (1E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru used 30 TP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 90%): 75.5% vs. 48.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1936 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> TURN Elise [Evoker (Summon)]
 <Kafei> HP [1036/1845]
 <Kafei> MP [81/291]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%] [Summoning] [Slow (15)]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Golden Staff, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]White Orb, [A2]Eidolon Choker
 <Kafei> (Elise) (I do not like that... this feeling...)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise used 24 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru, Ivan, Takeshi, Raylen, Rinori, Elise and Garuda recovered 640 HP ////
 <Kafei> TURN Raylen [Hunter (Hunting)]
 <Kafei> HP [2734/3092]
 <Kafei> MP [68/88]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 50%] [Slow (14)]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Perseus Bow, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Prayer Beads, [A2]Spike Necklace
 <Kyoji> (Crit Immobilize)
 <Kyoji> (Heads)
 <Kafei> Critical Strike (Used by Raylen) - 10 TP, [100%]. Doubles the cost of an accompanying skill, but doubles the base power and chance of a critical hit. (S)
 <Kafei> Immobilize (Used by Raylen) - 20 TP, 100%. Power: 30. An arrow attack that's designed to leave the foe vulnerable. Adds paralyze (50%). (1E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen used 40 TP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 87.. Miss. ////
 <Kafei> (nop)
 <Kyoji> (God dammit Rena)
 <Kyoji> (That's the third 87, isn't it?)
 <Kafei> GUEST Garuda [Eidolon (Wind)]
 <Kafei> HP [3297/3297]
 <Kafei> MP [177/177]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> (Not really paying attention to the number rolls, :P)
 <Kafei> Sonic Claw - Free, 100%. Power: 60. Physical damage and lessens the target's CT by 10. (1E)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Garuda(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 78.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 568 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut's CT -10: ??? -> ??? ////
 <Kafei> TURN Rinori [Lightning Knight (Thunder Blade)]
 <Kafei> HP [2773/2773]
 <Kafei> MP [74/196]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Diamond Sword, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Chaos Ring, [A2]Black Belt
 * Kafei rolled 1d100 - [76] Result: 76
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan recovered 67 MP ////
 <Soloxius> (:D)
 <Kafei> TURN Ivan [Sorceror (Sorcery)]
 <Kafei> HP [2338/2338]
 <Kafei> MP [107/269]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%] [Half-Cast: 2]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Vinco Vici Victum, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]Spirit Gem, [A2]Red Orb
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Thanks!
 <Kafei> (Rinori) S-Sure...
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Alright...
 <Soloxius> (moar fiar :D)
 <Soloxius> (aga, etc)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan used 30 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 82.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1896 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ DANGER, Bahamut! ////
 <Kafei> TURN Kimaru [Hellion (Muteki Kurohyou)]
 <Kafei> HP [3066/3569]
 <Kafei> MP [68/68]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 35%] [Critical Up (4)] [Haste (4)]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Beheader, [A]Dark Plate Mail, [A1]Spike Necklace, [A2]Emblem of Valor
 <Soloxius> (what)
 <Soloxius> (seriously)
 <Varna> (Splitting Rain)
 <Kafei> Splitting Rain (Used by Kimaru) - 20 TP, 120%. Power: 50. A deadly accurate cut that can cleave raindrops. Ignores defense. (1E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru used 10 TP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 120%): 104% vs. 26.. SMAAAASH! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1623 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ DANGER, Bahamut! ////
 <Kafei> (Actually)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut recovered 1623 HP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1587 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ DANGER, Bahamut! ////
 <Kafei> (...Huh)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut recovered 1587 HP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1623 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> (Guess it was right)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut's TP increased by 5 ////
 <Kafei> BOSS Bahamut [Bahamut (Destruction)]
 <Kafei> HP ???/???, MP ???/???
 <Kafei> Status [TP: ???%] [Limit Break!] [Charge (1)]
 <Kyoji> (lol limit break)
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Try this, then!
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut's status cleared! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut loses the charge. ////
 <Kafei> Mega Flare - 60 MP, [100%]. Power: 90. Damages all enemies with a defense-ignoring beam of destruction. (S)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut used 60 MP ////
 <Kafei> Kimaru (H3066/3569 M68/68) Ivan (H2338/2338 M77/269) Takeshi (H2489/3143 M6/133) Raylen (H2734/3092 M68/88) Rinori (H2773/2773 M74/196) Elise (H1676/1845 M45/291) Garuda (H3297/3297 M177/177 [G])
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru took 1501 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan took 1453 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi took 1463 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen took 1501 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Rinori took 1501 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise took 1510 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ DANGER, Elise! ////
 <Soloxius> (oops)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Garuda took 1510 HP damage ////
 <Soloxius> (all flares)
 <Kafei> TURN Takeshi [Scoundrel (Pilfer)]
 <Kafei> HP [1026/3143]
 <Kafei> MP [6/133]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 20%] [Slow (8)]
 <Kafei> Items (Yagyu x16) Equipment [W1]Khanjar, [W2]Golden Dagger, [A]Dusk Clothes, [A1]Genji Glove, [A2]Thief Ring
 <Varna> (Rinori black belt, if applicable?)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Equipment for Rinori: [W]Diamond Sword, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Chaos Ring, [A2]Black Belt ////
 <Kafei> (Yeah, I suppose)
 * Kafei flipped a coin, result: Tails.
 <Soloxius> (aw)
 <Doak> (hmhm)
 <Doak> (mug item)
 <Kafei> Mug (Used by Takeshi) - 10 TP, ???%. Used with a steal. Adds physical damage to the steal attempt. (1E/Lock)
 <Kafei> Steal Item (Used by Takeshi) - Free, 50%. Steals an item from the enemy; item stolen varies depending on the target. Less accuracy against some units. (1E/Lock)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used 10 TP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 75%): 63.5% vs. 56.. A hit! ////
 <Doak> (yess)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 435 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ DANGER, Bahamut! ////
 <Kafei> (Now let me look up what he had :D)
 <Varna> (herpderpia)
 <Doak> (herpderpedia?)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Stole 1x "Stasis Gun" ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Party obtained Stasis Gun! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru is no longer hasted. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru's critical hit rate returned to normal. ////
 <Kafei> BOSS Bahamut [Bahamut (Destruction)]
 <Doak> (wow, herpderpia indeed)
 <Kafei> HP ???/???, MP ???/???
 <Kafei> Status [TP: ???%] [Limit Break!]
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) It begins.
 <Kyoji> (STASIS GUN, also OW)
 <Doak> (ow fuck fuck fuck)
 <Kyoji> (We all die)
 <Kafei> Impulse - 25 TP, {100%}. Power: 100. A quick physical attack that leaves no room for evasion. (1E)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut used 25 TP ////
 <Kyoji> (Oh. Whew.)
 * Kafei picks a random non-dead hero: Raylen
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut(95%) to Raylen(22%) (BASE = {100%}): 95% vs. 72.. A hit! ////
 <Kyoji> (I just die.)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen took 1483 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen was defeated ////
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) G-gh...
 <Kafei> GUEST Garuda [Eidolon (Wind)]
 <Kafei> HP [1787/3297]
 <Kafei> MP [177/177]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Doak> (he's... getting limits, we must be doing well)
 <Kafei> Aeroga - 40 MP, 100%. Power: 110. A cyclone tears through the target. Ignores evasion. (1E/AE)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Garuda used 40 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Garuda(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = {100%}): 95% vs. 84.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1139 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ DANGER, Bahamut! ////
 <Kafei> TURN Kimaru [Hellion (Muteki Kurohyou)]
 <Kafei> HP [1565/3569]
 <Kafei> MP [68/68]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 25%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Beheader, [A]Dark Plate Mail, [A1]Spike Necklace, [A2]Emblem of Valor
 <Varna> (Hmm...)
 <Varna> @stats
 <Rena> Kimaru (H1565/3569 M68/68) Ivan (H885/2338 M77/269) Takeshi (H1026/3143 M6/133) Raylen (H0/3092 M68/88) Rinori (H1272/2773 M74/196) Elise (H166/1845 M18/291) Garuda (H1787/3297 M137/177 [G])
 <Varna> @inv potion
 <Rena> \\\\ potion's stash: Calouna Herb x2, Elixir, Ereno Mushroom, Ether x4, Eye Drops x3, Glowing Mushroom, Herbal Medicine x3, Hi Ether, Hi-Potion x3, Max Potion, Mid Ether x3, Phoenix Down x4, Remedy x2, Sarawasa Herb x4, Stabilizer x3, X-Potion x5 - (41/10) ////
 <Varna> (X-Potion Elise)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Potion removed X-Potion from inventory ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise recovered 1000 HP ////
 <Kafei> (Elise) Thank you, Kimaru...
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *smiles*
 <Kafei> TURN Rinori [Lightning Knight (Thunder Blade)]
 <Kafei> HP [1272/2773]
 <Kafei> MP [74/196]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Diamond Sword, [A]Dark Chainmail, [A1]Chaos Ring, [A2]Black Belt
 <Kafei> (Rinori) (We can't take another one of those...)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Rinori used 24 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Kimaru, Ivan, Takeshi, Rinori, Elise and Garuda recovered 560 HP ////
 <Kafei> TURN Ivan [Sorceror (Sorcery)]
 <Kafei> HP [1445/2338]
 <Kafei> MP [77/269]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%] [Half-Cast: 2]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Vinco Vici Victum, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]Spirit Gem, [A2]Red Orb
 <Soloxius> (yay fire :3)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan used 30 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Ivan(95%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = 100%): 85% vs. 77.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1921 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ DANGER, Bahamut! ////
 <Kafei> TURN Elise [Evoker (Summon)]
 <Kafei> HP [1726/1845]
 <Kafei> MP [15/291]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 100%] [Summoning] [Slow (1)]
 <Kafei> Equipment [W]Golden Staff, [A]Dark Silk Robe, [A1]White Orb, [A2]Eidolon Choker
 <Kafei> (Elise) (It is up to you, Garuda...)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise took a defensive position. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi is no longer slow. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise is no longer slow. ////
 <Kafei> TURN Takeshi [Scoundrel (Pilfer)]
 <Kafei> HP [1586/3143]
 <Kafei> MP [6/133]
 <Kafei> Status [TP: 10%]
 <Kafei> Items (Yagyu x16) Equipment [W1]Khanjar, [W2]Golden Dagger, [A]Dusk Clothes, [A1]Genji Glove, [A2]Thief Ring
 <Doak> (so uh, just a single yagyu)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi used one Yagyu, and now has 15. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi(98%) to Bahamut(10%) (BASE = [100%]): 100% vs. 79.. A hit! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut took 1110 HP damage ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut was defeated ////
 <Kyoji> (lol)
 <Varna> (herp)
 <Kafei> (Done like dinner.)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elise released the eidolon. ////
 <Soloxius> (wow that was)
 <Doak> (Takeshi) We about done here yet?
 <Varna> (I thought about attacking, oh well)
 <Soloxius> (that feels like it was waaaaaay too easy)
 <Kyoji> (That was easier than I expected.)
 <Soloxius> (:B0
 <Soloxius> )
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Mmm... yes, that's enough.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) *sheathes knives*
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Very well. You've proven yourselves to be quite capable.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *stops to help Raylen up*
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen recovered 1 HP ////
 <Kafei> (Elise) Are you all right, Raylen...?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) *slowly gets to his feet* T-thanks Kimaru.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) No sweat!
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) I'll be alright...
 <Kafei> (Elise) *nods*
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) *nods back*
 <Soloxius> (brb)
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Behind me lies the path to your destiny. I shall meanwhile meet with the Eidolons, and discuss the current situation.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) I am certain we will meet again.
 <Kafei> (Bahamut) Farewell, and good luck.
 <Kafei> \\\\ Bahamut disappears into another strange vortex... ////
 <Varna> (Kimaru) That was... something.
 <Kafei> (Elise) "The path to your destiny"... What does that mean...?
 <Kafei> (Elise) There does not seem to be anything up there...
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Given what he said, I'll bet there is.
 <Soloxius> (back)
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Well, what are we waiting for? Let's find out!
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Well, there's nowhere to go but up.
 <Kafei> (Elise) I... I suppose... yes.
 <Kafei> \\\\ Proceed to the top of the dais? ////
 <Varna> (y)
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Right.
 <Soloxius> (y)
 <Kyoji> (Can I get some healing first? :P)
 <Kyoji> @inv potion
 <Rena> \\\\ potion's stash: Calouna Herb x2, Elixir, Ereno Mushroom, Ether x4, Eye Drops x3, Glowing Mushroom, Herbal Medicine x3, Hi Ether, Hi-Potion x3, Max Potion, Mid Ether x3, Phoenix Down x4, Remedy x2, Sarawasa Herb x4, Stabilizer x3, X-Potion x4 - (40/10) ////
 <Kafei> Rinori HP 1832/2773, MP 50/196, TP 100%, CT 57/100, [Class: Lightning Knight (Thunder Blade)]
 <Kafei> (Takeshi) Here... hold on a moment.
 <Kyoji> (I'll just knock back an X-Potion)
 <Kafei> (Er)
 <Doak> (what, no)
 <Kafei> (Cursed battle aliases.)
 <Kafei> (Rinori) Here... hold on a moment.
 <Kafei> \\\\ Rinori used 24 MP ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Raylen recovered 1218 HP ////
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Thank you, Rinori.
 <Kafei> (Rinori) ...There.
 <Kafei> (Rinori) *smiles*
 <Kafei> \\\\ You make your way to the top of the dais... in the center of the raised platform, there appears to be some sort of glowing circle on the ground. ////
 <Kafei> (Elise) This... what is it?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ..Ivan, any idea?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Never seen anything quite like it.
 <Kafei> (Elise) Is it... the path that Bahamut spoke of...?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Only one way to find out, I guess!
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Seems like it...
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) So who wants to go first?
 <Doak> (Takeshi) I'll... go. *steps in*
 <Kafei> \\\\ *shoom* ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Takeshi vanishes! ////
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ...well then.
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) *shrugs* Eh, here we go.
 <Kafei> (Elise) ...! W-where did he go?!
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ..Um.. maybe we should bring the others?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) *steps in*
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) And leave Takeshi?
 <Soloxius> (OOPS OH WELL)
 <Kafei> \\\\ *whoosh* ////
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ...and apparently Ivan.
 <Kafei> (Oh come on, Kimaru, it's nothing some auto-explaining won't fix.)
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *shrugs* Well.. who knows where this'll take us, but okay!
 <Kafei> (Rinori) Y-Yeah... I think we can trust a scion, though... right?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) I think so.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) I hope so! *steps in*
 <Kafei> \\\\ *whirsh* ////
 <Kafei> (Rinori) My turn, then. *steps on*
 <Kafei> \\\\ *shirrrr* ////
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Elise?
 <Kafei> (Elise) Y-Yes...
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ...if you're afraid, we can go together.
 <Kafei> (Elise) S-Sorry... I am just thinking about how Bahamut called me a "cultivator"...
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ...yeah. That was... weird.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Why "cultivator"...?
 <Kafei> (Elise) (There are stories about that back at home, but...)
 <Doak> (enjoy a solo scene for a bit, i need a drink)
 <Kafei> (Elise) N-Never mind... let us go.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Well... alright.
 <Kafei> (Elise) *takes a deep breath, and steps onto the circle*
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) *steps in along side Elise*
 <Kafei> \\\\ *shazzam* ////
 <Doak> (hi)
 <Varna> (voltage is like liquid cotton candy)
 <Kyoji> (is)
 <Doak> (is)
 <Kafei> \\\\ You find yourselves in a strange, large room. It's filled with technology, the likes of which you've never seen before... even in Avenia. It's beyond your grasp. You stand on a similar dais to the one you left, overlooking an open area down below. Stairs leading down to this area are present on either side of you. ////
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Whoa...
 <Kafei> (Elise) ...W-Where... are we...?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ...what... is all this?
 <Kafei> (Elise) *looks around cautiously*
 <Soloxius> (WHAT MANNER OF WIZARDRY IS wait)
 <Kafei> (SCIENCE.)
 <Varna> (e=mc^2 e=mc^2 e=mc^2 e=mc^2 e=mc^2 e=mc^2 e=mc^2)
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) What.... is all of this?
 <Doak> (Takeshi) I've never seen anything remotely like this.
 <Kafei> (Rinori) I couldn't begin to tell you... b-but... *starts writing in her journal*
 <Kafei> (Elise) I do not think we will find anything out up here... perhaps we should go down below...
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *slowly begins to decend the staircase* Let's look around!
 <Doak> (Takeshi) I guess there isn't anywhere else to go. *heads down the stairs*
 <Kafei> \\\\ You head down the stairs. Once you reach the bottom, you notice... a man ahead? He seems to be at some kind of station, staring up at what appears to be a large screen of some sort. ////
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Hello?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ..Hi? *continues to approach*
 <Kafei> (???) ...! *turns around* ...Ah! Welcome. I did not realize I had visitors.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ...he-hello...
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *stops nearby* Uh, yeah.. where IS this?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Sorry to be blunt but... where are we, and what IS all this?
 <Kafei> (???) Mmm... how to explain...
 <Kafei> (???) Let's just say you're not on Alunia anymore.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) W..what?
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Is that... possible? Where are we?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) How...?
 <Kafei> (???) Please hold your questions for a moment.
 <Kafei> (???) First, allow me to introduce myself!
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) ...
 <Kafei> (Getting Snaurry)
 <Kafei> (Or perhaps not. :P)
 <Kyoji> (lol?)
 <Varna> (:B?)
 <Kafei> (Elden) My name is Elden. I am... well... what you might have come to know as a Zunarian.
 <Kyoji> (Hello, Fusoya)
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) ...you're...
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) How did.. what's... going on?
 <Kafei> \\\\ This man has no differentiating characteristics from that of any ordinary human. ////
 <Doak> (fuck it, let's go to the moon.)
 <Doak> (or maybe, the zoon)
 <Doak> (the zune?)
 <Kyoji> (Not just any moon, THE Z-MOON)
 <Kyoji> (MOONBASE ZETA)
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Um... *puts a hand behind her head* ..What?
 <Doak> (Takeshi) I... I don't think I've come to know anything like that.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Mmm. The ruins you came from are referred to as the "Zunarian ruins" by the locals in the area.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) So.. you built those?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Indeed! Well... in a sense.
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 <Doak> (dort)
 <Aurida> (dammit, mIRC.)
 <Kafei> (Elden) Truth be told, "Zunarian" is a fabricated term that was given to our people.
 <Kafei> (Elden) But, that's enough about that. If you're here right now, you've probably met 'her'! Is that right?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ..'her'?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Her? You mean, the Creator?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Yes, indeed.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) That's right... How would you know, though?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Because she and I are both "zunarians."
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Huh..? What are you saying?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Mmm... *turns back around, and walks towards the console*
 <Kafei> (Elden) You know of the entity, yes?
 <Doak> (Takeshi) The thing sealed in the nexus?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Yes, that's the one.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Long ago, we, that is, the "zunarians," lived quite a long way from your current home!
 <Kafei> (Elden) We had our own home... it was similar to yours. People lived there just as you do.
 <Kafei> (Elden) ...However... We too, were besieged by that entity.
 <Kafei> (Elden) *turns around* Let me start by saying this. Though because of 'her', you may believe that all zunarians are very powerful, but the truth is, we're not.
 <Kafei> (Elden) In fact, I'm not the only zunarian in this room!
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Uh...?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) ...what?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ...huh?
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Is someone hiding?
 <Kafei> (Elden) To be "zunarian" is to be, well... human. *points at Ivan and Rinori* You, too, are descended from our people!
 <Doak> (Takeshi) So you're... Just a human.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ..Ugh, why didn't you just say that!
 <Kafei> (Elden) More or less, that is correct.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) You make it sound so confusing!
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) So... the Creator isn't a divine being then?
 <Kafei> (Elden) No. But she is special.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) M-Maybe there's more to it... Wh-Why is she the special one, then...? What makes her stand out?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) (T-talk about having your beliefs upended...)
 <Kafei> (Elden) Look around you... you see many things you are unfamiliar with, yes?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Everything I see, pretty much.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *eyes dart back and forth* Um.. yeah..?
 <Soloxius> (EXCEPT STAIRS)
 <Doak> (man, you'd think they'd at least have some fuckin' escalators.)
 <Kafei> (Elden) We used to be a very technologically evolved people on our home planet. In fact, this place, where we are now... it is one of the ships we used to escape!
 <Soloxius> (too lazy! people of the future are fit too)
 <Soloxius> (unless this guy is a floating fat neckbeard)
 <Soloxius> (:B)
 <Kyoji> (Bianca is a cyborg that's being fed power from the ship, obv.)
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Home.. planet? You mean..
 <Kafei> (Elden) Yes! Humans originate from a planet other than Alunia.
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) ...what.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) W-what.. what about the rest of us, then?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) But wait...
 <Aurida> (Rinori) ...
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) What about the Cera?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Ah, the cultivators? Oh, there is one among you! Hello there!
 <Kafei> (Elise) U-Um... hi...
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ..."Cultivators" again.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Why 'cultivators'?
 <Kafei> (Elden) I'll get to that in a moment.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) Y-Yeah... we're getting ahead of ourselves. Y-You mentioned before... about Bianc- er, the Creator.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Indeed! Allow me to explain.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Our home was threatened by the entity, as I mentioned. But even with all of our technology, we had no means of dealing with it. It was an unknown enemy that came completely out of the blue.
 <Kafei> (Elden) As I'm sure you're aware, humans carry some degree of natural talent with magic.
 <Kafei> (Elden) As do most of the people of Alunia by now, I imagine.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) *Rinori nods.* Hm... and that's because they come from... *Rinori closes her eyes, rubbing her temples.* ...mm.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *puts a hand on her hip* I don't get it...
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) It... it's a lot to take in.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Oh, just look at your friend there! *points to Ivan* I can tell he's gifted with magic.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) B-But what's that have to do with your... home planet's... technology...?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Well of course I am.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Magic was used to power a lot of our devices, as it is beginning to do here. With the advent of airships and such.
 <Kafei> (Elden) 'She' was one of the most gifted in terms of raw magical ability.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) O-Oh... I get it. A-And here I was thinking you were going to say all of her powers came from things that you... engineered, or whatnot. O-Okay... go on.
 <Kafei> (Elden) At any rate... we soon discovered that the nexus had begun to overlap with our planet, just as it is starting to do here. I'm sure you've noticed pockets of the nexus starting to crop up here and there.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) One in particular comes to mind.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Fortunately, we were more prepared to deal with the entity this time around, but back then... we had no means of stopping it.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) S-So... it... just... consumed everything...?
 <Kafei> (Elden) These pockets of the nexus began to drive our people insane. The ones effected, anyway.
 <Kafei> (Affected)
 <Kafei> (Elden) They acted completely irrationally, as if on instinct alone.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) We've met people like that...
 <Kafei> (Elden) To make matters worse, the creatures that inhabit the nexus were laying waste to these localized areas of our planet.
 <Kafei> (Elden) ...To make a long story short, our planet was slowly being engulfed by chaos and destruction.
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Has it happened elsewhere...?
 <Soloxius> (:V)
 <Kafei> (Elden) Those of us that weren't caught in the "void pockets" decided to work out an evacuation plan. We knew it was only a matter of time before the entire planet succumbed.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Hm? You mean the nexus overlap?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Yes.
 <Kafei> (Elden) To countless worlds, I'm sure.
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) That's... terrible...
 <Kafei> (Elden) Indeed.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) S-So... you evacuated. ...Wh-Why to... Alunia...?
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Just... Anywhere they could live, I would imagine.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Alunia... was the nearest planet that was capable of sustaining us. However, when we first came, it was little more than a ball of rock with sparse vegetation.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ...
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) So where did... the other races come from?
 <Aurida> (Rinori) ...Mm. So... Y-You... *The dots seem to connect in Rinori's head.* ...had someone cultivate it for you, right...?
 <Kyoji> (FORCED EVOLUTIONARY VIRUS)
 <Kafei> (Elden) Correct.
 <Kyoji> (also that)
 <Kafei> (Elden) However... there's a piece of the story you're missing.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) ...?
 <Kafei> (Elden) In order to buy us some time, the young girl you've come to know as "the creator" opted to have us use our technology to enhance her power so that she might slow the entity down. That is, we drew magical talent from everyone else, and placed it within her.
 <Kafei> (Elden) This is why she is the way she is now.
 <Kafei> (Elden) I suppose you're probably wondering what her name is.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) S-So... she's got the magical ability of an entire world inside her... I-I think I understand. (That must have been a difficult decision to make...) ...Hm?
 <Soloxius> (i swear to god if you say "and that's where we'll stop for now" i will kill you kafei)
 <Kafei> (Elden) Her name is Alunia.
 <Kyoji> (SNRK.)
 <Soloxius> (oh. that makes sense.)
 <Kyoji> (I'm sorry, but I'm laughing)
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Ah..
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Oh.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *shakes her head* So let me get this straight... you.. created a god?
 <Kafei> (Elden) At great cost to our people... I suppose you could say that, yes.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) Th-They needed to to survive, by the sound of it... Wh-Who else could fight against... *Rinori thinks back to the flashback Ezri showed her.* ...mmph.
 <Kafei> (Elden) But don't let her appearance fool you. She's certainly not omnipotent.
 <Kafei> (Elden) She bought us the time we needed to escape on our ships before our planet was completely engulfed in the nexus.
 <Kafei> (Elden) And though some of us escaped, we did not have room to take a vast majority of the population with us...
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) So... how many are left?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Oh, we've madea decent recovery, I'd say!
 <Kafei> (+sp)
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Given how common a sight humans are.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) I'm really confused... why are you telling us all this?
 <Kafei> (Elden) But, with the loss of our planet, we lost a lot of our technology, and with nearly all of our magic pumped into Alunia, we were vulnerable.
 <Kafei> (Elden) *glances at Kimaru* Sorry, I tend to ramble. Plus, it's been ages since I've had visitors!
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Ages..? How long, um..
 <Kafei> (Elden) Well, discounting Alunia herself, I'd say the last people that were here were the settlers that made their way down to the planet. They took up root in what you know today as Avenia. Ever wonder why they were so technologically advanced?
 <Aurida> (Rinori) B-Because of technology they took from... *Rinori looks around.*
 <Kafei> (Elden) *smiles at Rinori* Good to see our intellect isn't waning too badly.
 <Kafei> (Elden) I suppose you're wondering how I know so much.
 <Soloxius> (HOLOGRAM)
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Come on now, that was an easy one.
 <Soloxius> (AI)
 <Aurida> (Rinori) Y-You haven't been here this entire time, have you...?
 <Doak> (uh, not the latest thing)
 <Kafei> (Elden) I have!
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ..What? How can you even.. live that long?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) You're... not really here, are you?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Hm. Well...
 <Kafei> (Elden) *walks over and pokes Raylen* You tell me.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) W-well then.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Given that we've met Bia--Alunia, I can't really manage to be too surprised. But still, how?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) I guess that answers that.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) A-are you.. not aging?
 <Kafei> (Elden) As long as I remain in this ship, and as long there isn't some sort of critical malfunction, I can live as long as I want.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) ...wow... that's... something.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) ...
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ...? Sounds like there's a catch.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) W-Well... he can't leave, right? ...
 <Kafei> (Elden) ...Perhaps, but it's not important. What's important is what I'm doing here.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Other than living forever? Surprised you needed another reason.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Living forever isn't necessarily a blessing, I'll have you know.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Especially when your life is devoted to being a historian.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) *shrugs* Depends who you ask.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) ...K-Keeping the history of... this planet...?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Mmm...
 <Kafei> (Elden) That's right. I'm an observer.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) So wait... That explains the creator, but what are the scions and Eidolons? Where did they come from?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) So.. if 'Alunia'.. yeah, what Takeshi said.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Heh... she created them to help her govern the planet.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Hence 'the creator'.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Are there any we haven't met?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) S-so.. did she create the Cera, and the other races, too..?
 <Kafei> (Elden) She created the cultivators, which you refer to as the nobu and the cera.
 <Kafei> (Elden) *to Takeshi* I don't believe so, if you're here!
 <Kafei> (Elise) C-Cultivators... so then it is true...
 <Aurida> (Rinori) I-It's a bit much to take in. ...Again.
 <Kafei> (Elise) We... we were created to cultivate this planet...
 <Kafei> (Elden) That's right.
 <Kafei> (Elden) As for the rest of you...
 <Kafei> (Elden) Well, you're the product of this planet's accelerated evolution.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Uh..?
 <Kafei> (Elden) That is to say that you would've been around even if we had never shown up here. *smiles*
 <Varna> (Kimaru) That's a.. weird thought..
 <Kafei> (Elden) It's a process that we refer to as evolution.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) Hrm... A-At least they did that instead of just re-writing the entire world to how they saw fit. But... *Rinori looks down at her own hands.* I-It's still kind of weird to think about... being a descent of something not of this world. ...I-I guess it doesn't matter all too much, now, though.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) (Weird... the idea of half of us just... never existing?)
 <Kafei> (Elden) Unlike the cultivators, you are natural beings that would have developed here over time on your own... though if we hadn't shown up, it would have taken quite a lot longer.
 <Kafei> (Elise) (We are... unnatural...)
 <Kafei> (Elise) (That is...)
 <Kafei> (Elise) ...
 <Kafei> (Elden) At any rate, with the help of the cultivators, we turned this planet into one capable of supporting life.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Cultivators or not, they're still people. And they're not called 'cultivators' anymore..
 <Kafei> (Elden) Oh, don't worry! I don't mean it as a derogatory term.
 <Kafei> (Elden) We owe our lives to their efforts! We hold them in high regard, to be certain.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Just because they did not evolve naturally does not mean they aren't special. *smiles*
 <Kafei> (Elise) *nods quietly, clearly distraught*
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) *sighs a bit and glances over to Elise*
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) E-Elise...
 <Kafei> (Elise) Y...Yes?...
 <Aurida> (Rinori) ...Hm... *Rinori rubs the back of her head nervously.* (I guess... when you hold that power, it's... difficult. It's like a child with an ant farm... our entire world... urgh.) ...W-Well... what's done is done. What matters is... where we go from here, right?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Are... are you okay?
 <Kafei> (Elise) I will be all right...
 <Kafei> (Elden) Mm.
 <Kafei> (Elden) I told you all of that to set you up for that very thing, miss.
 <Kafei> (Elden) As you now know, the same thing that happened to our world has begun happening here.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) *steps over to Elise and puts a hand on her shoulder* ...
 <Aurida> (Rinori) Mm... and... we were tasked by Bian- er, the creat... no. No, Alunia. We were asked by her to... gather the weapons and help stop it.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) (That's her name, now. I got it.)
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *takes a seat on the floor, holding her knees close* ..Is that so?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Indeed.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Though Alunia has returned, she is fighting an uphill battle, and it is not going in her favor. She's at a huge disadvantage in the nexus.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Bahamut said as much.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Quite.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Therefore, I'm going to help you out a little.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) Huh...?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Alunia has done much for not only us, but also this planet. She has been watching over this planet and its people for a very long time now, and she has fought hard to protect them.
 <Kafei> (Elden) But now, she needs help. And you're going to be the ones to give it to her, should you choose to do so... I can only hope that you do.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) W-We've come this far... I-I don't think any of us are going to back down now, right...?
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Hell no.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) I...
 <Doak> (Takeshi) *grins and takes Rinori's hand* We're doin' this.
 <Kafei> (Elise) *turns to Kimaru* K-Kimaru...?
 <Aurida> (Rinori) *Rinori looks to Takeshi, smiling.* ...Yeah. I-I can't speak for the rest of us, but I'm with this until it's over.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) This is.. a lot.. to think about all at once, you know?
 <Kafei> (Elden) I understand that it's a tall order, and it's not an easy decision for some of you...
 <Kafei> (Elden) But... I'll remind you that the people of Alunia don't have the technology that we did. To evacuate as we did... it's out of the question.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Well... we can't exactly turn down saving our own planet, can we?
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *stands up again* ..I'm in.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) I am too.
 <Kafei> (Elise) *places a hand on Kimaru's shoulder*
 <Kyoji> (Hand-shoulder train, Raylen still has his hand on Elise's shoulder. hurfdurf.)
 <Kafei> (Elise) Me too... if it is true that my people worked to make this planet into what it is now... then I will not allow it to have been for nothing.
 <Kafei> (Elden) All right, then.
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Of course we'll do it.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *turns her head towards Elise, and gives her a small smile* ..
 <Kafei> (Elden) The orb... the key that you used to get here. Let me have it.
 <Varna> (Did we even get it back?)
 <Kafei> (Yeah.)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Give him the Orb of Alunia? ////
 <Kyoji> (Yep)
 <Kyoji> (>Vulyxia)
 <Kyoji> (>Tall tales)
 <Kyoji> (>Dead)
 <Varna> (Seriously she would have just taken it a million years ago if she wanted it)
 <Kafei> (She probably can't even touch it. All that goddamn anti-void bullshit and whatnot)
 <Doak> (yes, give the thing tho)
 <Kafei> \\\\ You hand over the orb. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Key removed Orb of Alunia from inventory ////
 <Soloxius> (BOOM VULY- no)
 <Kafei> (Elden) This is it, all right.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Let's see if I can't help you out just a little more!
 <Kafei> (Elden) Follow me.
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elden walks to a door on the left-hand side of the room. As he approaches, it opens automatically. ////
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *follows, looking around curiously*
 <Aurida> (Rinori) *Rinori follows anxiously, still holding Takeshi's hand.*
 <Kafei> \\\\ You follow him down a dimly lit corridor as he makes his way towards some sort of elevator at the end. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ He steps on it. ////
 <Kafei> (Elden) Yes, yes, come on.
 <Kafei> (Elise) R-Right...
 <Kafei> \\\\ As you all stand on the elevator, Elden punches something into a small pad nearby. It begins to descend... ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ The elevator comes to a halt a number of floors down, and Elden steps off of it. Before you, you can see a giant glowing crystal that appears to be hooked up to the ship somehow... ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ It strikes you that this ship is pretty huge compared to the airship. ////
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *gawks at it a bit* This place.. is huge..
 <Kafei> (Elden) Here we are.
 <Aurida> (Rinori) Wh-What is...?
 <Soloxius> (brb :V)
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) ...woah..
 <Kafei> (Elden) That crystal is providing the magic necessary to run this ship's vital functions. However...
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Is this orb some kind of power source for it?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Not quite! The orb is a receptacle.
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) A receptacle?
 <Kafei> (Elden) It stores power. I'm sure you've noticed that it's made you a bit stronger by carrying it around, hm?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Or perhaps you haven't! Hoho.
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) Yeah.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Regardless... it does help, so I'm going to power it up for you.
 <Doak> (Takeshi) That won't hurt the crystal, will it?
 <Kafei> (Elden) I only need a few functions on this ship to survive and perform my duties.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Anything in excess of those things can be given to you. This ship isn't going anywhere anyway.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Now then... *walks over towards the crystal*
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ...I don't really understand, but if you'll grant us more power somehow, then I'm not arguing.
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elden reaches some sort of control panel. He leans over, and opens it up, pulling out some kind of weird device. He blows the dust off of it, and connects it to the control panel. ////
 <Kafei> (Elden) This hasn't been used in some time. Hopefully it still works...
 <Kafei> (Elden) *mumbling* Engines, weapons, nagivation... don't need any of that... what else...
 <Kafei> (Elise) *whispers* I feel so lost...
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *whispers back* No kidding.
 <Kafei> (Elise) Is everyone all right...?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) *pats Elise's shoulder* We're all a bit lost... but I think we're okay.
 <Kafei> \\\\ Meanwhile, Elden hooks the orb up to the device. ////
 <Soloxius> (for a second i misread "whispers" as "whimpers")
 <Soloxius> (:<)
 <Kafei> (Either works, really.)
 <Kyoji> (Stop making Elise out to be meeker than she is. D:)
 <Kyoji> (She's already meek enough.)
 <Kafei> (She's pretty goddamn meek.)
 <Doak> (same)
 <Kafei> (Elden) *suddenly louder* ...All right!
 <Soloxius> (Ivan) ?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Here we go. Are you ready?
 <Aurida> (Rinori) A-As ready as we're ever going to be, likely...
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) Yep...
 <Kafei> (Elden) You make it sound like a bad thing!
 <Kafei> (Elden) C'mon, this is going to be great!
 <Varna> (Kimaru) ..Maybe if I knew what to expect I'd be more excited.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Well, I'll let you see for yourself, then! Begin transfer!
 <Kyoji> (And finally we get the upgrades Kafei's been planning for forever?)
 <Kafei> \\\\ Elden punches in something on the panel, and some kind of energy beam fires out of the crystal and to the orb. ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ The lights in the area dim a bit, but the orb begins to glow brighter and brighter... ////
 <Soloxius> (ZUNARIAN ORB GET!)
 <Kafei> \\\\ You can feel overwhelming energy rush into your bodies, being radiated from the orb... he was right, it feels incredible! ////
 <Doak> (Takeshi) ...Wow.
 <Kyoji> (Nuclealunia Orb)
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Whoa..
 <Kafei> (Elise) ...?
 <Kyoji> (Raylen) This feeling...
 <Kafei> \\\\ Finally, the energy transfer stops, and he picks the orb up. He quickly brings it over to you. ////
 <Kafei> (Elden) Well, how do you feel?
 <Soloxius> (Ivan)  This is... amazing!
 <Varna> (Kimaru) How does it.. how does it do that..?
 <Kafei> (Elden) Isn't it?! Consider it my gift. I hope it'll be enough...
 <Kafei> (Elden) *to Kimaru* You'll have to ask Alunia.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) Heh.. yeah, okay.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Here. *hands it to her*
 <Doak> (Takeshi) Did she leave some of her power with the Eidolons, or... I guess it doesn't really matter.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *takes the orb, looking into it* ..
 <Kafei> \\\\ Holding onto it makes you feel like you could do just about anything... it really is an empowering feeling. ////
 <Soloxius> (hooray)
 <Varna> (Kimaru) I.. can feel all this power..
 <Kafei> (Elden) I hope you'll put it to good use.
 <Kafei> (Elden) Alunia's depending on you. Both the planet and the creator.
 <Varna> (Kimaru) *puts the orb safely away* ..Yeah. Got it!
 <Kafei> \\\\ Level up... GET! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Level up... GET! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Level up... GET! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Level up... GET! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Level up... GET! ////
 <Kafei> \\\\ Level up... GET! ////
 <Kyoji> (wee)
 <Kafei> And that's where we stop for now!
 <Kyoji> Show us our level ups
 <Kyoji> <:O
 <Kafei> You can look forward to all your fancypants skills next week.
 <Kyoji> Bah
 <Kyoji> You suck
 <Aurida> <:P