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- >You are Marcus, and you have absolutely no fucking clue where you are
- >The last thing you remember is drinking with Marcus, and later on, Jennifer
- "Oh...never drinking again...fuuuuuck...."
- >Wherever you are, it's dark
- >And it smells like...perfume?
- "What the fuck happened...?"
- >You stand up only to realize you're in ladies' underwear
- >You stumble around the room and eventually find the light switch
- >You flick it on and realize you're in a hotel room
- >There are vomit and shit stains everywhere
- >You hear a voice coming from the closet
- "Hewp! Wet sunny owt! Daddeh!"
- >You open the door and Sunsplash rolls out
- "Tank oo, daddeh."
- "Um...Sunsplash, do you know what happened last night?"
- >She thinks for a bit
- "Nu. Jus 'membah wake up in dawk woom."
- >God damn it
- >Drinking with Anon never ends well
- "Oh, holy shit almighty, my head..."
- >You are Anon, and you also have no clue where you are
- >You quickly realize you're laying on something hard
- >It's night
- >And you're naked
- >It's cold as shit
- "Am I on a fucking roof?"
- >You find your clothes nearby and put them on
- >You stagger to the edge of the roof to try to find out where you are
- >You're greeted by the Las Vegas Strip
- "Oh, my fucking God."
- >You fucked up pretty royally this time
- "Oh, shit shit shit...How did I even fucking get here?"
- >You're at least 500 miles from home
- >You must have drunkenly bought a plane ticket last night
- >And then fucking flown to Vegas
- "New fwen?"
- "Wha-"
- >You turn around and notice a herd of about 20 fluffies on the roof with you
- >Things just keep fucking getting better
- >You are Jennifer, and you have no fucking clue where those two retards went
- >Last night you all got pretty wasted
- >You're fairly sure you remember something about planes before things got a bit too hazy to remember
- "Shit...what happened last night?"
- >You barely finish your sentence before you realize you're in a bath tub
- >A really, really nice bath tub
- >Not the one from Marcus's house
- >And there's a bunch of little soaps
- "Am I in a hotel?"
- >You get out of the tub and head to the door
- >It's jammed against something
- >You push until it opens and you fall out into the hotel room
- "Jesus, you scared the shit out of me!"
- "Marcus?"
- "Jennifuw back!"
- "Marcus, why are you wearing...are those-"
- "Yeah. I, uh...I have no idea where they came from."
- >Sunsplash giggles a bit
- "Daddeh wook siwwy."
- >Suddenly, screams erupt from the hotel
- >The two of you run to the door and look into the hallway
- >A huge herd of fluffies is running (wobbling) down the hall
- >You quickly slam the door
- >Marcus looks very worried
- "Jen. Take Sunsplash for a minute while I find my clothes."
- >You take the fluffy and start looking around the suite
- >If that many fluffies are INSIDE, whatever you got yourself into could easily be bad
- >Cleveland bad
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