BEST SQUAD EPISODE 2

<HabeusKaiju>: The Intercom comes alive with the familiar crackle and hiis
<HabeusKaiju>: Team Best Squad, please report to the Haphazard room
Wrong_Way is busy playing with his turtle when the announcement is made
<NPC>: im ready to play any role needed]
<Wrong_Way>: "Sorry Theo Junior, looks like Theo Senior needs me."
Wrong_Way puts his turtle back in his tank
Wrong_Way heads down to the Haphazard room
<Wrong_Way>: [afk one sec]
HabeusKaiju taps his foot, waiting outside the Haphazard room
<Boomer>: [brb]
Wrong_Way arrives at the Haphazard room
*** NPC is now known as Dr_Robo
<Wrong_Way>: "Hiya Theo!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey! Wahlberg, how ya doing?
<Wrong_Way>: "...Wahlberg?"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Oh! Like the actor!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, and the singer!
<Gwyd>: good vibrations]
<HabeusKaiju>: You know, Good Vibrations!
<Wrong_Way>: [I know, mark is clueless]
HabeusKaiju smiles at Wrong_Way
<Wrong_Way>: "Wow..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Small world."
Wrong_Way leans on the wall outside the Haphazard room
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
<HabeusKaiju>: okay...
<HabeusKaiju>: So what's up buddy? We got some time before the rest get here, wanna chat?
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm pretty good. By the way, do you have any hand sanitizer on you?"
<HabeusKaiju>: No, can't do much for me, got alligaotr skin
HabeusKaiju smirks
<Wrong_Way>: "...So how do you wash your hands?"
*** Maw is now known as Maw_Making_Dosh
<Boomer>: [and back]
<HabeusKaiju>: With a sink
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh."
Boomer walks in a bit late, his hair undone and looking like a tired mess
<Wrong_Way>: "Whatever, I probably don't have a little container of hand sanitizer in my pocket here..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey Digger, how ya doing?
Wrong_Way reaches into his pocket and washes his hands
*** Dr_Robo is now known as Robot
HabeusKaiju waves to Boomer
<Wrong_Way>: "Woah, what happened to you Boomer?"
<Boomer>: "Hey fellas... just a bit -yawn- tired"
<Boomer>: "It was a rough night"
<Wrong_Way>: "Were you sleep boomeranging?"
<HabeusKaiju>: oh, rough, eh?
HabeusKaiju nudges Boomer in the side, and winks
<Boomer>: "I wasn't, no. I'm fine a-" he looks at hab with a face that can only be described as -yhou bastad-
<HabeusKaiju>: GoodTimes
<HabeusKaiju>: ]
HabeusKaiju grins
<Wrong_Way>: "Hm?"
<Boomer>: "Just don't go talking around."
<HabeusKaiju>: I won't, I won't
<HabeusKaiju>: Strict squad leader confidentality
<Boomer>: "Darn tootin"
<Wrong_Way>: "So, we're just waiting for Jet and then we learn how to fly the S-Jet?"
<Boomer>: "Think so"
<Wrong_Way>: "S-Jet!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hahaha, you really wanna fly it don't you?
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah I do!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, do I have an offer for you!
Wrong_Way looks at Hab with awe, expecting him to say the magical words
<Boomer>: "Oh boy oh boy"
<HabeusKaiju>: You can take up my old duties!
<Wrong_Way>: "...I-I get to wash...the S-Jet?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yep!
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes!"
HabeusKaiju smiles widely
<HabeusKaiju>: Ain't that exciting!
Wrong_Way dances a little bit
<Wrong_Way>: "It is!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Wait, really?
<HabeusKaiju>: Eh, what ever floats your boat
<HabeusKaiju>: So, how you two doing today?
<Wrong_Way>: "AMAZING! SPECTACULAR!"
<Boomer>: "Fine. Just tired again."
<Wrong_Way>: "FANTASTICCCC!"
Wrong_Way stops dancing and sits on the floor
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, tone it down, Mark
Boomer rubs his eyes with a yawn
<HabeusKaiju>: When is that Jet gonna get here?
<Wrong_Way>: "You know Jet."
<Boomer>: "Always late while being the fastest man here"
<Wrong_Way>: "There's a little irony in that."
<Wrong_Way>: "I can't wait to tell my turtle...and my parents!"
<Boomer>: "My dad is gonna be so hyped when he hears about the heroics I'll do"
<HabeusKaiju>: Glad to hear it!
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm sure you'll do your parents proud
*** GoodTimes is now known as Jet
*** Jet is now known as Jet_Isaacs
<Jet_Isaacs>: "Uh, ah know. Ah'm ashamed with mahself." Jet sighs, having zipped up behind Wrong_Way.
<Wrong_Way>: "Ah!"
<Boomer>: "Oh hey Jet" he says with another yawn
<Wrong_Way>: "Don't do that Jet!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey Jet, welcome!
<HabeusKaiju>: So!
HabeusKaiju claps his hands
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet shrugs.
<HabeusKaiju>: Who's ready for more training!
<Wrong_Way>: "...with less suicide?"
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet grins "Sure, sounds like a good time!"
<Boomer>: "I could, yeah. This going to be... safe?"
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet grins "Sure, sounds like a good time!"
<Boomer>: "I could, yeah. This going to be... safe?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, of course, Haphazard Room is 99.99% safe
<Maw_Making_Dosh>: [>implying I wouldn't show up as Paul Poltergeist if I weren't leaving]
<Wrong_Way>: [ffhsgghs, bye maw]
<HabeusKaiju>: and I guarantee, no suicide
<Boomer>: [brb, sorry]
<HabeusKaiju>: thought you left, maw]
<Wrong_Way>: "99.99% huh, like my hand sanitizer."
HabeusKaiju>: Exactly!
<HabeusKaiju>: Can't assume nothing will happen
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet crosses his arms "An' what exactly are we gunna be doin', anyway?" he asks.
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, basic stuff, obstacle course, robots, and a surprise at the end
<Wrong_Way>: "Sweet!"
<HabeusKaiju>: So, ya guys ready?
<Wrong_Way>: [nope, I need food]
<Boomer>: [and back]
<Wrong_Way>: [DAMMIT]
<Wrong_Way>: [FINE, ready]
<Boomer>: "Ready as I'll ever be"
<Boomer>: [you can get food]
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then."
<Wrong_Way>: [I CAN ALSO STARVE]
<Boomer>: [I won't stop ya :3]
<Wrong_Way>: [go on]
<Jet_Isaacs>: "Well, ready as Ah'll ever be." he says with a chuckle.
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright then! Let's begin
HabeusKaiju punches in the access code to the door, as it opens with a swish
<Wrong_Way>: "Breezy."
<HabeusKaiju>: Inside lies an obstacle course, filled with spikes, flame pits, and other deadly surprises
<Boomer>: "Ooooh... when can we start?"
Wrong_Way looks at the obstacle course a bit fearful
<HabeusKaiju>: Just let me get the second part of the obstacle course
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet looks it over with a hint of excitement "Well shoot, Ah don't see the problem."
<Jet_Isaacs>: "Ah can just zip right through it all!"
<Wrong_Way>: "YOU can. What about the rest of us?"
HabeusKaiju goes into a back room, and pulls out a shiny, chrome robot
<Boomer>: "Well... I can boomerang myself"
<Boomer>: "and oh hey Ultron"
<Wrong_Way>: "Neat."
<HabeusKaiju>: So, this guy is gonna be more of a sentinel
<HabeusKaiju>: He will chase you down, and try to "kill" you
HabeusKaiju does air quotes
<Wrong_Way>: "Cool! Does this mean we have to do that collosus and wolverine team up move?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, you wanna try and wreck this thing?
<HabeusKaiju>: Please, we built him with tough stuff. Watch!
HabeusKaiju turns and smashes the robot with his tail. a loud bang is heard, but no dent is seen
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh."
<Boomer>: "Huh"
<HabeusKaiju>: So, yeah, you all have to make it to the end of the course, make sure ya don't die, and escape the robot
<HabeusKaiju>: So, teamwork is key here
<Wrong_Way>: "Yay."
<HabeusKaiju>: crap, brb]
<Wrong_Way>: [cool then
<Wrong_Way>: [gonna get something quick]
<Wrong_Way>: [am back
<Wrong_Way>: [how bout hab?]
<Boomer>: [buck ain't back yet]
<Boomer>: [no, hab]
<Wrong_Way>: [k]
<Boomer>: [buck, hab, they're all teachers. pushers of the establishment]
<Boomer>: [TRYING TO STOP ME FROM PARTYING]
<Wrong_Way>: [man, fuck the system >]
<Boomer>: [fuck the police]
Boomer knocks over a mostly empty trash can ]
Wrong_Way lifts up the robot with the power of oppression and throws it across the room]
<Robot>: beep]
<HabeusKaiju>: back]
<Wrong_Way>: [hi]
Boomer skateboards through the obstacle course while spraying graffiti everywhere ]
<HabeusKaiju>: dammit guys]
<HabeusKaiju>: I leave to save my cat]
Wrong_Way throws himself in the lava pool, screaming i am the 99% percent]
<HabeusKaiju>: AND I COME BACK TO ANARCHY!]
<Wrong_Way>: [Out of character anarchy]
Boomer does some useless protesting ]
<HabeusKaiju>: So, shall we begin?
<Wrong_Way>: "So, where do we start?"
<Boomer>: "Ready Freddy"
<HabeusKaiju>: Start at the line over there
<Jet_Isaacs>: "Ah'm pumped!"
<Robot>: on second]
HabeusKaiju points the otherside of the room
<Robot>: joking]
Wrong_Way walks over to the line
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet zips up to the line, moving into a runner's stance.
<Wrong_Way>: "Jettt, it's a team effort. Not a race."
Boomer goes over as well
<Boomer>: "Yeah, don't have to go fast with everything, ya know."
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, enough jibber jabber, fools
<HabeusKaiju>: On your mark
HabeusKaiju flicks on the robot
<HabeusKaiju>: your set
<HabeusKaiju>: The obstacle courses begins to whir to life
<HabeusKaiju>: GO!
<Robot>: Eyes flicker on."Booting"
Wrong_Way runs
<Wrong_Way>: "Ahhhh!!!!"
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet grins, zipping ahead, towards the first obstacle.
Boomer immediately runs out of the gate
<Wrong_Way>: "It's BOOTING GUYS!"
<HabeusKaiju>: A hall of swinging blades lies ahead
<Wrong_Way>: "Wow.."
<Robot>: Booting complete"
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, so..."
Robot swiftly rockets toward ww talking him.
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet effortlessley zips around the swinging blades to the other side of the hall "Haw! Too easy!"
Boomer jumps and does quite the spin, becoming the human boomerang to avoid the blades
<HabeusKaiju>: robot, dont be too fast, give em a chance]
<Robot>: he can still d-d-dogde]
<Wrong_Way>: "The blades aren't made of toilet paper!"
Wrong_Way d-d-dodges
Robot crashes into wall
Boomer passes the blades and keeps on running
Wrong_Way runs through toilet paper blades
Robot extends are to grab ww leg
<Wrong_Way>: "One of the blades won't drop on the robot!"
<HabeusKaiju>: as the gang runs though the hall, the floor begins to give way
Robot blade drops on him but he doesnt budge
<Boomer>: "Oh shit oh shit oh shit" he runs along the floor as it collapses behind him
Robot swings arm smashing ww into wall.
Wrong_Way runs a lot faster now
Wrong_Way hits wall
<Wrong_Way>: "Ouch...."
Robot begins to chase Boomer
Wrong_Way gets up before the falling floor catches up with him
<Wrong_Way>: "Boomer! The robot!"
<Boomer>: "NOPENOPENOPE" he goes maximum overdrive on the sprinting as he throws a boomerang to trip the thing
Robot boomerang breaks when it hits him
<Wrong_Way>: "Shit!"
Robot grabs boomers head and begins to squeeze
<Boomer>: [I p-polished that one myself ;A;]
<HabeusKaiju>: As the gang complete the first trail, the run round the corner, to see a lake of lava, with piles of rocks jutting out of the surface
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet hops along the falling floor, giggling "Geez, fellas, relax!" he says, hopping up and zipping through the air at the robot, kicking him.
Robot kicks Jet across room
Wrong_Way makes it to the lake of lava
Robot begins to pound boomer against the ground
<Wrong_Way>: "..These rocks aren't safe..."
Boomer looks at the robot as his eyes start to glow, changing his eye color to the brightest most reflective surface he can to create... eye lasers
Robot faces boomers face toward ground
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet gets up, now on the other side of the lake of lava. He rubs the back of his head "...Well, at least ah'm across."
<Boomer>: "F-FUCK" he is beaten into the ground
<Wrong_Way>: "I wish I didn't have a welding torch..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Gang, seems like the robot has Digger
Wrong_Way gets his new welding torch and attempts to burn the robot
<Boomer>: "blergh" he is continually beaten up
<Robot>: wielding torch doesnt have a effect on him except that his body becomes hotter which burns boomer.
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet looks around, looking for something he can use against the robot.
<Wrong_Way>: "Shoot."
Wrong_Way throws it away
<Robot>: enjoy it boomer]
<Boomer>: "Owowowowowowyoufuckingprickwhy"
<Wrong_Way>: "I didn't know Boomer!"
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet then has an idea. Backing up, Jet does a running jump at high speed, clearing the lake and slamming into the robot at high speed.
<Boomer>: "Hey, if it works it works"
Wrong_Way watches the lava fly
Robot reveals fan in side body and blows lava back
<Wrong_Way>: "RUN!"
Wrong_Way runs toward the next part of the course
Boomer follows suit
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet yelps, runjumping over the lava pool and catching up to the others.
Robot does a SLOW passed run toward boomer and ww
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh god that robot is invincible..."
<HabeusKaiju>: As Wrong_Way and Boomer enter the next room, they are greeted with a floor composed of letter tiles. A banner hangs above, with the words "Only in the footsteps of God will he proceed" carved into it
<Wrong_Way>: "WHAT?"
<Boomer>: "Leg it leg it leg it leg it" he runs until he sees the tiles "OH YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME"
<Jet_Isaacs>: [guys, Jet is with them ya know]
<Boomer>: [yep we know]
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh shit..."
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet looks around "Uhm... C'n we just fly over?" he asks.
<HabeusKaiju>: The door slams shut behind them
<Wrong_Way>: "Wait..."
<HabeusKaiju>: As does the far door
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, maybe we need to use the tiles that say god!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Or spell it out."
<Boomer>: "Hmmmm"
Wrong_Way runs to a tile with G on it
<HabeusKaiju>: The tile begins to crumble, and falls, a spike pit lying below
<Wrong_Way>: "AH!"
Wrong_Way grabs onto the edge of the pit
<Wrong_Way>: "HELP!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Ohgodohgodohgod"
Boomer goes in and grabs mark to help him up
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh sweet jesus...."
Wrong_Way gets up to where Jet is
<HabeusKaiju>: The speakerphone comes on
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet looks at the tiles "Alright, so we know it's not God..."
Wrong_Way takes a second to calm himself down
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys, come on, it's like you don't know good Cinema!
<Wrong_Way>: "Cinema?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Wait...spike pit..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Movies! Films! Do I have to take you guys to a theatre or something?
<Wrong_Way>: "THIS IS AN INDIANA JONES MOVIE?"
<Boomer>: "Figures"
<Jet_Isaacs>: "Uhh" Jet winces "Ah never saw the Indiana Jones movies..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh man, I should know this one!"
HabeusKaiju chuckles
<HabeusKaiju>: Have fun!
Boomer wracks his boomerang addled mind
<Wrong_Way>: "Ugh...I thought I had it..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Wait...what's another name for god?"
<Jet_Isaacs>: "...Yaweh or somethin'?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Could be..."
<Boomer>: "Elohim maybe?"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Jehovah!"
Wrong_Way runs to the tile with J
<HabeusKaiju>: Once again, the floor crumbles
<Wrong_Way>: "FUCK!"
Wrong_Way quickly grabs the edge and attempts to pull himself up
Boomer helps him up again
<Wrong_Way>: "...I kinda want to take a nap now."
HabeusKaiju once again comes onto the speaker
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys, think back to your latin classes. What letter did they not have?
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys, think back to your latin classes. What letter did they not have?
<Wrong_Way>: "I NEVER TOOK LATIN! I CHOSE SPANISH!"
<Boomer>: "It was V!"
<HabeusKaiju>: oh
<Boomer>: "It was V!"
<HabeusKaiju>: oh
<HabeusKaiju>: Ummmm
<HabeusKaiju>: Okay, fixing this
<HabeusKaiju>: What letter did they use instead of J?
<Wrong_Way>: "Probably Y or something dumb like that..."
Boomer tries to remember
<Jet_Isaacs>: "...Yweh?"
<Jet_Isaacs>: *Yahweh
<Wrong_Way>: "Sure Jet...let's go with that.."
<Buck>: [Oooh I know the answer]
Wrong_Way goes to sit down for a bit
<Robot>: *BANG*
<Robot>: *BANG*
<Robot>: *BANG*
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet zips over to the letter Y, and presses on it.
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh crap..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Once again, the floor crumbles
<Buck>: [nope]
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh shit, JET!"
<Buck>: [can I tell em Hab?]
Wrong_Way runs up to go help Jet from falling
<HabeusKaiju>: sure]
<Buck>: [ Its I ]
<Buck>: i ]
<Buck>: [Latin uses an I instead of Js]
<HabeusKaiju>: kids these days, dont know bout them good movies]
<Wrong_Way>: [so, iehovah?]
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet starts spinning his arms, the wind pushing him up and out the hole.
<Jet_Isaacs>: He pants, and sighs "Welp."
<HabeusKaiju>: yep]
Wrong_Way sits down on the i tile
<HabeusKaiju>: guys, come on, have you never seen the Last Crusade? This is a bit embarassing
<Boomer>: "Sorry... its been a while"
<HabeusKaiju>: The tile remains stationary
<Wrong_Way>: "..I was too busy watching Marley and Me..."
<Robot>: *BANG*
<Robot>: *BANG*
<Robot>: *BANG*
<Wrong_Way>: "Fucking hell!"
Wrong_Way looks down on the tile
Wrong_Way stands up
<Wrong_Way>: "...It's I!"
<HabeusKaiju>: There ya go!
<Wrong_Way>: "Shit, how do you spell the rest of Jehovah with an I...."
<HabeusKaiju>: And hey, don't mock Marley and Me
Wrong_Way runs to the e tile
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey guys! Help me spell Iehovah!"
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet nods, and zips from letter to letter, pressing H, O, V, A, H
<HabeusKaiju>: The floor tile shudders, as the fallen tiles rise, and the doors slide open. Behind the entrance, the robot stands
<Boomer>: "....god damn it"
<Wrong_Way>: "SHIT! RUN!"
Wrong_Way runs toward the exit
Boomer legs it
Robot chases group
<Wrong_Way>: "HURRY JET!"
Robot grabs ww
<Wrong_Way>: "CRAP!"
Wrong_Way attempts to kick at the robot
Boomer winds back and throws the big ol adamatium boomerang at the robot
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet runs and tackles the robot with a grunt.
Wrong_Way ducks at the boomerang
<HabeusKaiju>: robot?]
Robot gets hit by boomerang causing him to release ww and fall over
Boomer grabs the boomerang as it comes back to him and continues running along
Wrong_Way runs as fast as he can from the robot
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks you guys..."
Wrong_Way runs toward the next part
<Boomer>: "No talky, run run run run" he continues legging it
<Robot>: "Damaged sustained"
<HabeusKaiju>: As they come upon the next hallway, they see a long stretch corridor
<Robot>: Gets up revealing a dent in head.
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet frowns "...Hold mah hands." Jet says.
<Wrong_Way>: "Throw a boomerang down there."
<Wrong_Way>: "There might be lazers or something Jet..."
<Jet_Isaacs>: "Ah'm faster'n lasers, believe you me." he says.
Robot begins to walk toward group again
<Jet_Isaacs>: "But right now, we don'ts got time tah worry 'bout that!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Fuckfuckfuck..."
Boomer throws back a boomerang into the dent
<Wrong_Way>: [and?]
<Robot>: What?]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh sorry, wondering if Hab put traps in the room.]
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, you guys run yet? you're just standing there]
<Wrong_Way>: [we threw boomerang to check for traps
<Robot>: oh i thought he threw one at me]
Boomer also throws one to check for lasers
<Boomer>: [whoops]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh he did?]
<Boomer>: [I did both now]
<HabeusKaiju>: THE BOMMERANG IS SHOT BY LASERS
<Wrong_Way>: "AHA!"
Robot catches boomerang
<Wrong_Way>: "But yeah Jet, you're faster than lazers?"
Robot extends arm yet again to grab jet
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw fuck.."
<Wrong_Way>: "Wait, what was that boomerang that you threw at the robot made of?"
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet moves around the arm, then grabs hold of both Mark and Boomer "Hold on tight, fellas!" he says before taking off, blinking through the hallway.
<Boomer>: "That was just one of the normal reinforced wooden ones. I didn't think I'd need more than one indestructible o-OOOOOAAAAAH' he is pulled along by jet
Wrong_Way is pulled along with Jet
<HabeusKaiju>: the lasers fly by Jet as he whizzes by them
<Wrong_Way>: "AHHHHHHHHHH"
<HabeusKaiju>: As Jet speeds by, the come to the final room
<HabeusKaiju>: A door, with a giant lock
<Jet_Isaacs>: He skids to a halt in the last room, letting go of Mark and Boomer when he stops "Last stop, folks!"
<Boomer>: "Alright... so where's the key"
<HabeusKaiju>: And apit full of keys
<HabeusKaiju>: *a pit]
Wrong_Way lays on the floor, trying to catch his breath
<Wrong_Way>: "What...now..."
<Jet_Isaacs>: "Ah try each one." he says "You two keep th' big guy busy if he gets by the lasers."
<Wrong_Way>: "Al...right..."
Wrong_Way pulls himself up and looks toward the lasers
Boomer readies himself
Robot is walking slowly toward them
<Boomer>: "wait... why don't you just wish we had the right key?"
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet hops into the pit of keys, and starts zipping in and out, grabbing keys and trying them.
<Wrong_Way>: "...I should, but Jet seems happy with his job."
<Wrong_Way>: "I don't have an metal bat..."
Robot arrives at pit
<Wrong_Way>: "Ready Boomer?"
<Boomer>: -gulp- "Ready"
Robot tries to grab boomer
Wrong_Way runs at the robot with his bat
Robot swats ww out of way
Wrong_Way falls over and starts to get right back up
Boomer dodges to the side
Wrong_Way hits the robot on the back
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet continues fumbling with the keys, one after another.
<HabeusKaiju>: whats your key cunt, jet?]
Robot grabs ww and throws him toward boomer
Boomer swings around the big boomerang to smack the robot
<Jet_Isaacs>: [>key cunt]
Wrong_Way falls onto Boomer
<Boomer>: [oh shit he threw ww when I was swinging]
<Robot>: how lewd]
<HabeusKaiju>: *count!]
<Jet_Isaacs>: [Let's just say that he's at like, 10 or 15.]
<Boomer>: [...do I get a home run?]
<Wrong_Way>: [S-sorry boomer-sempai...I didn't watch where i was going uguu....]
<Robot>: you just got hit by a boomerang]
<Jet_Isaacs>: I'm assuming the pit of keys is like, a pit full of keys
<HabeusKaiju>: yep]
Boomer falls back, unready to catch ww
<Wrong_Way>: "Shoot..."
Wrong_Way gets off of Boomer and picks up his bat to try again
Wrong_Way holds his bat in a bunt position to block any attacks
<Robot>: god you can take a hit ww]
Boomer also gets up, readies the big old adamantium boomerang to smash the robot with
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet reaches key 20, and cusses to himself under his breath "Oh come on!"
<Robot>: i thought you only had one of those]
<Wrong_Way>: [that's nothing, I got hit in the face like a million times by a gay robber]
<Boomer>: [it came back to him]
<Boomer>: [duh]
<Robot>: ha]
<Wrong_Way>: "Boomer, you got this?"
<Boomer>: "I'll try"
Boomer home run swings the giant boomerang at the robot
<Jet_Isaacs>: [Just lemme know when I find the key.]
<HabeusKaiju>: alright]
Robot tries to catch boomerang but instead takes direct hit to chest
<HabeusKaiju>: I rolled anumber, dont worry]
Robot now has a hole in his chest
Wrong_Way hits robot with his bat right at the chest
<Robot>: so you just jabbed me?]
<Wrong_Way>: [right in the jabber, i mean hole]
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet reaches 30 and lets out and angry groan.
<Robot>: "Damaged sustained"
Robot collapses on top of ww
<Wrong_Way>: "AHHHHHH"
Wrong_Way is squished by robot
Boomer pushes the robot off of him
Boomer helps up wrong way
<HabeusKaiju>: The door opens
<Jet_Isaacs>: At 35 he says "You folks still got 'im?" he yells.
Wrong_Way gets up thanks to Boomer
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh yay.."
<Boomer>: "I think I took care of him!" he yells back
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks Boomer and thank you Jet for getting that door open!"
Robot silently gets back up
Wrong_Way walks toward the door
Robot grabs Boomer
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet grimaces "WATCH YOUR BACKS!"
Wrong_Way notices the robot
Robot tries to grab ww
Wrong_Way blocks the robot with his bat
<Boomer>: "FFFFFNOO"
<Wrong_Way>: "Don't worry Boomer...."
Wrong_Way tries to shove the robot so his backside is facing Jet
Boomer quickly swings his boomerang again at the robot
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet runs to the robot, and starts hitting him with rapid punches.
Wrong_Way keeps using his bat to keep out of the robot's reach
-at this point, robot had to reset his computer-
<Boomer>: [...WE KILLED THE ROBOT]
<Boomer>: [WOOOO]
<Wrong_Way>: [ /me wears the robot's helmet as his new head]
HabeusKaiju walks in through the door
<HabeusKaiju>: Good job gang!
Boomer goes home and becomes a family man ]
<Wrong_Way>: "Yay..."
<Wrong_Way>: "I really want to lie down.."
<Boomer>: "Phew. That's over with. I kinda got... burned." he touches the large red mark on his face "ow!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
<HabeusKaiju>: Strange
Wrong_Way pokes his chest and winches a bit
<HabeusKaiju>: This thing shouldn't have burned you
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh uh...I tried to burn the robot with a welding torch..."
<Boomer>: "Well, it wasn't part of the robot that made it..."
<Wrong_Way>: "So..uh.."
HabeusKaiju claps his hands together, as the obstacle dissipates
Boomer shoots a sad looking glare at ww
Wrong_Way looks down at the ground after seeing Boomer-sempai's glare
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, cheer up! Ya guys made it!
<HabeusKaiju>: Woooo~
<Boomer>: "woooo..." he tries to sound enthusiastic, the tiredness and beaten-up-edness catching up to him
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah...Wooo...."
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmm
<HabeusKaiju>: Guess you guys don't want the surprise then
<Wrong_Way>: "...I thought the lock was the surprise..."
<Jet_Isaacs>: "What's the surprise?" Jet asks, still full of energy.
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, no, that was just a part
Wrong_Way perks up a bit
<Boomer>: "Surprise?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh man..."
HabeusKaiju snaps his fingers, as the room changes to that of a gymnasium. Four balls line up on the middle of the court
<Boomer>: "What... what is this"
<Jet_Isaacs>: "...Dodgeball?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Dodgeball!
<HabeusKaiju>: they have that in Poland, right?
<Wrong_Way>: "AW FUCK!"
Boomer smiles a big old smile
<HabeusKaiju>: What, do you guys not like it?
<Boomer>: "I love dodgeball."
<Wrong_Way>: [in poland, we have platski ball, which is us throwing potato pancakes at each other]
<Wrong_Way>: "Dodgeball is okay..."
<Boomer>: [but of course]
<Jet_Isaacs>: Jet grins "Bit of a problem. They can't hit somethin' as fast as Ah am." Jet laughs.
<Wrong_Way>: "So who are we playing against?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmmm
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark and Digger Vs Jet and Me?
<HabeusKaiju>: I mean, I'm sure you can hit a big old target like me
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh phew, I though we'd be playing against the robot..."
<Wrong_Way>: "...That robot is going to haunt me for a few nights..."
<Boomer>: "I still feel a bit burny"
<Wrong_Way>: "We can do it Boomer...It's just Jet and Theo.'
<Wrong_Way>: "We can use powers right?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark, think you can...wish away the burn?
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh sure."
<HabeusKaiju>: Nah, I'm gonna shed off my skin, you'll see my true human self in a minute or two
<Wrong_Way>: "Boomerang has burns on his entire body."
<Wrong_Way>: [afk one sec]
<Boomer>: "ohgodohgod" he thinks that it would come true before the burns go away "oh... thanks man"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, of course we can use powers, ya lunkhead
<Wrong_Way>: "Cool.."
<Wrong_Way>: "Let's make this quick, I have the urge to throw up my insides..."
<HabeusKaiju>: so, let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuumble!
HabeusKaiju runs to one side of the court
Boomer joins ww on the other
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright, I've got a plan."
Wrong_Way whispers to Boomer "Boomerang Dodgeballs."
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya ready, Jet?
<Boomer>: "Got it" he whispers back
<HabeusKaiju>: Jet_Isaacs?]
<Jet_Isaacs>: [Sorry I'm in a skype call so i'm tad slow.]
<HabeusKaiju>: damn]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh gosh, hurry upppp]
<HabeusKaiju>: He ran so fast he phased out of the universe]
<Wrong_Way>: [So I guess we'll beat you up, hab]
<Wrong_Way>: [/me mugs hab]
<HabeusKaiju>: D:]
Boomer kicks hab while he's down ]
Wrong_Way goes to alcohol with Hab's drivers license.]
<Wrong_Way>: [anyways, i've gotta go.]
Boomer drinks irresponsibly and has unsafe sexual relations
<Wrong_Way>: [anyways, this was fun.
<Boomer>: [alright seeya mark-kun[
<HabeusKaiju>: drat, really? brohood tonight]
<HabeusKaiju>: seeya Wrong_Way]
<Wrong_Way>: [i'll be back later
<Wrong_Way>: [don't worry]
<HabeusKaiju>: what time?]
<Wrong_Way>: [i need to be outside at least once today]
<Wrong_Way>: [like an hour from now]
<HabeusKaiju>: mkay]
<HabeusKaiju>: sounds good
<HabeusKaiju>: hey jet, we just wrapped up]
<Jet_Isaacs>: [internet shat itself, sorry.]
<HabeusKaiju>: tis fine]
<HabeusKaiju>: I planned on ending it on dodgeball anyways[
<HabeusKaiju>: I mean, we dont need to rp throwing balls]