Twin Peaks S03E3 Dialogue

Dale Cooper: Where is this?
Dale Cooper: Where are we?
Blue Rose
When you get there you will already be there
You'd better hurry. My mother's coming.

Jade: Dougie, what is wrong with your arm?
Dougie: I don't know.
Dougie: I think it fell asleep.
Dougie: It's sort of tingly.
Jade: I'm kind of tingly, too.
Jade: I'm gonna go wash up, okay?
Jade: What the fuck was that?
Jade: Dougie!

Dougie: I feel...funny.
Dougie: What's happening to me?
Phillip Gerrard: Someone manufactured you.
Dougie: What?
Phillip Gerrard: For a purpose. But I think now that has been fulfilled.
Dougie: It has?
Dougie: That's weird.

Jade: What was that noise, Dougie?
Jade: Where are you?
Jade: Dougie?
Jade: Oh, my God.
Jade: Dougie, what the hell?
Jade: Where'd you get that suit...
Jade: and haircut?
Jade: Have you been wearing a rug all this time, Dougie?
Jade: Oh, my God, are you sick, Dougie?
Jade: Come on, we got to get out of this house.
Jade: Come on, Dougie!

Jade: Dougie.
Jade: Dougie, did you forget something?
Jade: Your shoes?
Jade: I'll get them.
Jade: Dougie!
Jade: Could you quit fucking around?
Jade: And put on your shoes.
Jade: Here.
Jade: Put on your damn shoes!
Jade: Come on, let's go.
Jade: All right...
Jade: You do have your keys, right?
Jade: You mean Jade has to give you two rides?

Yeah, she just drove by in a Wrangler.
Looked like maybe two people, but...
his car's still here.
I'm all set near the entrance.
If he's in the car,
I'll get him here.

Jade: Once you find your wallet or your cell phone, a pay phone or some money, you can call AAA, Dougie.
Jade: They will help you.
Dougie: Jade give two rides.
Jade: Oh, my God.
Gene...
he's not in the car.
Yeah, he must still be inside.
I'll load up his car.
All right.
I'll see you at Mikey's.
One-one-nine!
One-one-nine!
One-one-nine!
One-one-nine!

What the hell, Billy?
Oh, God, something awful's in there.
Dispatch.
We need an ambulance.
And tell them to bring gas masks.
There is something bad in this vehicle.
Come here.
You'll be all right.

Andy Brennan: We laid everything out, Hawk,
Andy Brennan: and we can't find anything that's missing.
Hawk: If it's not here, then...
Hawk: how do you know it's missing?
Lucy Moron: But if it is here...
then it isn't missing?
Andy Brennan: This...
Andy Brennan: is here.
Hawk: Let's sit down.
Hawk: Let--
Hawk: let me sit down.
Hawk: Let's start
Hawk: from the beginning.
Hawk: And--
Hawk: Don't say a thing.
Hawk: I need to think out loud.
Hawk: Something is missing,
Hawk: and I need to find it.
Hawk: And the way I'm gonna find it has something to do with my heritage.
Lucy Moron: You're an Indian.
Hawk: Yes, Lucy.
Hawk: And apparently...
Hawk: that's the way I'm gonna find what's missing.
Andy Brennan: What is it?
Andy Brennan: are you okay, punky?
Lucy Moron: I know what's missing!
Hawk: What's missing?
Lucy Moron: The bunny!
Lucy Moron: The bunny.
Lucy Moron: I ate that bunny!
Andy Brennan: That's missing.
Andy Brennan: That's missing.
Andy Brennan: Do chocolate bunnies have anything to do with your heritage?
Hawk: No.
Hawk: It's not about the bunny.
Hawk: You ate the evidence, Lucy?
Lucy Moron: I know!
Lucy Moron: I never did it again.
Lucy Moron: And I only ate one.
Lucy Moron: And I never did it again.
Lucy Moron: But I had a problem
Lucy Moron: at that time with--
Lucy Moron: And I don't like to
Lucy Moron: say this in front of Andy.
Lucy Moron: But I had a bubble...
Lucy Moron: of gas.
Lucy Moron: And I had read...
Lucy Moron: that sometimes chocolate,
Lucy Moron: which I love,
Lucy Moron: can be used as a remedy,
Lucy Moron: maybe by indigenous people.
Lucy Moron: Is that true, Hawk?
Lucy Moron: Do you use chocolate as a remedy for gas?
Andy Brennan: Do you want another bunny, punky?
Andy Brennan: I can get you more bunnies.
Hawk: It's not about the bunny.
Hawk: Is it about the bunny?
Hawk: No.
Hawk: It's not about the bunny.

Jade: All right.
Jade: Go inside, Dougie.
Jade: Someone will help you in there.
Dougie: In there.
Jade: Right.
Jade: And I think you should try to forget you ever met me.
Jade: Shouldn't be too hard for you.
Jade: Now, here's $5.
Jade: Call for help.
Dougie: Call for help.
Jade: Right.
Jade: And I think you should maybe call a doctor or something because I think you might've had a little stroke or something.
Dougie: Something.
Jade: Yes.
Jade: You can go out now.
Laura Palmer: You can go out now.
Jade: Dougie, go.
Jade: Come on, let's get you out of here.
Jade: Come on.
Jade: Let's go, Dougie.
Jade: Right, right.

Dougie: Call for help.
In the back, Jack.
Hey!
You're gonna need some change.
Dougie: Some change.
Dougie: Some change.
Well, how do you want it?
You gonna play a game?
Dougie: Game.
What game are you gonna play?
Dougie: Call for help.

Hello!
Dougie: Hello.
Ah, you broke that one.
You broke it real good.
Dougie: Broke it.
Sure did, pal.
Dougie: Hello!
Mega, mega jackpot.
Congratulations, sir.
You are a mega winner.
You've just won two mega jackpots
for a total of $28,400.
It's much more than these quarters.
Dougie: Call for help.
Oh, well, that's what I'm here for.
Let me get you a bigger bucket.
No.
The nutcake left.
Joe, you watch this one.
Dougie: Hello!
Oh! Oh!

Gordon Cole: Albert?
Albert Rosenfeld: He's been officially accused now of brutally murdering his wife.
Albert Rosenfeld: He claims he's innocent and knows who did it,
Albert Rosenfeld: but can't say because it would breach national security.
Albert Rosenfeld: However...
Albert Rosenfeld: he got word to Chris here that these items,
Albert Rosenfeld: which he placed in his garden in Georgetown,
Albert Rosenfeld: are the clues to the identity of the killer.
Gordon Cole: The congressman's dilemma.
Gordon Cole: All right, you all can go get to work on this.
Gordon Cole: And, Tammy, you stay and show me and Albert what you found in New York.
Gordon Cole: Thank you all.
You're welcome.
Tamara Preston: NYPD doesn't have a clue what was going on here.
Tamara Preston: They don't even know who owns the place.
Tamara Preston: Apparently there were guards on duty 24-7,
Tamara Preston: but they can't find any of them--
Tamara Preston: Only the victims--
Tamara Preston: Sam Colby, Tracey Barberato--
Tamara Preston: have been ID'd.
Tamara Preston: They confiscated hundreds of digital files showing various angles of this glass box.
Tamara Preston: Once in a while, they show some blurred shape pass through, but only a few frames.
Tamara Preston: Then on the night of the murders, on camera, this appears.
Gordon Cole: What the hell?
Tamara Preston: The other cameras saw nothing.
Tamara Preston: And as soon as this thing moved,
Tamara Preston: it disappeared.
Albert Rosenfeld: Forensics?
Tamara Preston: The bodies were violently mutilated,
Tamara Preston: but no prints,
Tamara Preston: no DNA, no fibers.
Tamara Preston: Completely clean.
Tamara Preston: Nothing.
Director Cole?
On your phone, it's Cooper.
Gordon Cole: What?
On your phone, it's Cooper.
Gordon Cole: Albert.

Gordon Cole: This is Cole.
Gordon Cole: Yes, I'll hold.
Albert Rosenfeld: is It him?
Gordon Cole: What?
Albert Rosenfeld: Is it him?
Gordon Cole: Yes, I hear you.
Gordon Cole: What?
Gordon Cole: Where?
Gordon Cole: Are you sure it's him?
Gordon Cole: What do you mean "trouble"?
Gordon Cole: All right, we'll be out there first thing tomorrow morning.
Gordon Cole: Set up an interview for nine o'clock sharp.
Gordon Cole: Albert, we're headed for the Black Hills of South Dakota.
Albert Rosenfeld: The Black Hills?
Albert Rosenfeld: Seriously?
Gordon Cole: As happy as this news makes us, Albert,
Gordon Cole: we can't put this on the radio.
Albert Rosenfeld: Perfect.
Albert Rosenfeld: I've been dying to see Mount Rushmore.
Gordon Cole: It's good you want to hurry.
Gordon Cole: We fly at dawn,
Gordon Cole: and, Tammy,
Gordon Cole: you're coming with us.
Albert Rosenfeld: The absurd mystery of the strange forces of existence.
Albert Rosenfeld: How about a truckload full of Valium?