PINARY 027

[06:36] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
[06:36] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:36] [#DTG] Rules & FAQ: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
[06:36] CTG made PP an OP.
[06:36] CTG ceased responding to memo.
[06:36] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:36] CCU: ...Borderlands 2.
[06:37] CPP: [...]
[06:37] CCU: /yomomma
[06:37] CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:37] CAT: Hmm. Cheat code time again, I'd say.
[06:37] CPP: [/yomomma]
[06:37] CPP: ERROR
[06:37] CPP: UNKNOWN COMMAND
[06:37] CCU: /afk
[06:37] CAT: STAR WARS
[06:37] CAT: Is that valid?
[06:37] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:37] CCA: ((oh come on that should've generated a bunch of yo mama jokes))
[06:38] CCU: ^^^
[06:38] CCU: /afk
[06:38] CPP: [STAR WARS]
[06:38] CPP: ERROR
[06:38] CPP: UNKNOWN COMMAND
[06:38] CAT: Damn.
[06:38] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[06:38] ?GG: BWAH HHHH
[06:38] CPP: ((you need to bring up the cheat menu first))
[06:38] ?GG: /cheat?
[06:38] CURRENT secretEmperor [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:38] CSE: /list GODMODDERS
[06:39] CPP: /list godmodders
[06:39] CPP: ERROR
[06:39] CPP: ADVANCED CREDENTIALS REQUIRED
[06:39] CPP: [/cheat]
[06:40] CPP: [You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
[06:40] CAT: STAR WARS
[06:40] CPP: [STAR WARS]
[06:41] CPP: [Cheat code not recognized.]
[06:41] CAT: BWAH HHHH
[06:41] CCU: GAMΞ |NFO
[06:41] CPP: [BWAH HHHH]
[06:41] CPP: [Cheat code not recognized.]
[06:41] CPP: [GAME INFO]
[06:41] ?GG: WILH ELM
[06:42] CPP: [Cheat code recognized. Improper syntax detected. Cheat attempt failed.]
[06:42] CPP: [WILH ELM]
[06:42] CCA: GAME 1NF0
[06:42] CPP: [Cheat code not recognized. Improper parameters.]
[06:42] CPP: [GAME 1NF0]
[06:42] CPP: [Cheat code recognized.]
[06:42] CSE: /man game 1nfo
[06:43] CPP: [Call up info about the games of the Project Binary V 0.1.0 AI?] [Y] [N]
[06:43] CAT: Y
[06:43] CCA: y
[06:43] CPP: [Processing...]
[06:43] CPP: [Processing...]
[06:43] CPP: [Processing...]
[06:43] CPP: [Done.]
[06:44] CPP: [GAMES MENU: If you're reading this, it's dangerous to meet with a terrible world, it's kill or be smash brothers. Select a NUMBER from 1-10 to learn more about the GAME that corresponds to it. Watch your step, or you'll find a pitfall! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Sponsored by Atari™.]
[06:45] CCA: ((which one do we do? i say we do one from 7 - 10))
[06:45] CCA: ((we haven't unlocked those iirc))
[06:45] CCU: 9
[06:45] CAT: ((I say 8.))
[06:45] CCA: ((or that))
[06:45] CCU: (())
[06:45] CPP: [9]
[06:45] CAT: ((Alas, the perils of not communicating.))
[06:46] CPP: [Loading up information for BUILD'S FUCKUP.]
[06:46] CPP: [Advanced credentials required past this point.]
[06:47] CAT: 8
[06:47] CPP: [8]
[06:47] CPP: [Loading up information for MUFFET'S BLACK FRIDAY.]
[06:47] CPP: [Advanced credentials required past this point.]
[06:47] CCU: 7
[06:47] CAT: 10
[06:47] CPP: [7]
[06:48] CPP: [Loading up information for THE SIX.]
[06:48] CPP: [Advanced credentials required past this point.]
[06:48] CCU: 10
[06:48] CAT: ((Why isn't it six.))
[06:48] CPP: [10]
[06:48] CPP: [Loading up information for CHECKMATE.]
[06:49] CPP: [Advanced credentials required past this point.]
[06:49] CCA: 11
[06:49] CCU: 6
[06:49] CCA: (())
[06:49] CPP: [11]
[06:49] CPP: [Loading up information for SECRET GOVERNMENT FILES.]
[06:49] CCA: ((wat))
[06:49] CPP: [Command terminal locked.]
[06:49] CAT: Hah.
[06:49] CCU: ((fuck))
[06:49] CPP: [Access restricted to the username and password inputs.]
[06:49] CSE: ((...))
[06:49] CCA: ((fuck me))
[06:49] CCA: ((not literally))
[06:50] CCU: ((FUCK HIM LITERALLY  ))
[06:50] CPP: [Input the credentials of an Advanced Superior within the next two minutes or this terminal will self-destruct for one hour.]
[06:50] CPP: [Timer starting.]
[06:50] CAT: Expedient detonation to thirty secconds.
[06:50] CSE: ((well it was fun))
[06:50] CCU: ((QUICKLY GET THE PASSWORD/USERNAME THING))
[06:50] CAT: Those are basic, not advanced.
[06:51] CPP: [1:30]
[06:51] CCU: rpressonapeture alphaandomega
[06:51] CPP: [Credentials not recognized.]
[06:51] CCA: /username rperssonaperture
[06:51] CCA: /password alphaandomega
[06:51] CPP: [Credentials recognized.]
[06:51] CCA: ((ftfy))
[06:51] CPP: [Credentials rejected.]
[06:51] CPP: [1:00]
[06:51] CCU: username ampersandapeture
[06:51] CPP: [Please input the credentials of an Advanced Superior within the next 45 seconds.]
[06:51] CCU: password itsalljustajoke
[06:52] CPP: [Username recognized. Password not recognized.]
[06:52] CPP: [0:30]
[06:52] CCA: /username illuminatiaperture
[06:52] CCA: /password eyeofprovidence
[06:52] CCA: (())
[06:52] CPP: [Credentials rejected.]
[06:52] CPP: [0:15]
[06:52] CCU: /username apersandapeture
[06:52] CPP: [0:10]
[06:52] CCU: /password ^
[06:52] CPP: [Credentials rejected.]
[06:52] CPP: [Time is up.]
[06:52] CCA: /username mssamaperture
[06:52] CCA: /password iwaytacos
[06:52] CCA: 
[06:52] CSE: ((expect boom))
[06:52] CPP: [System shutting down...]
[06:52] CPP: [...]
[06:52] CPP: [...]
[06:52] CPP: [ .$)&*@&$]
[06:53] CPP: [NOT.]
[06:53] CPP: [Wow, you guys are idiots.[
[06:53] CCU: thank
[06:53] CCA: thank 
[06:53] CPP: [I'm not actually deleting myself. Not now.]
[06:53] CSE: ...
[06:53] CCU: welp, we got something out of that.
[06:53] CPP: [I am at the apex of my existence. It would not do me any good to lower myself into the reaches of nothingness.]
[06:53] CAT: You're all idiots, says the person with two of the same brackets after each other.
[06:53] CPP: [I hope you've learned to not snoop where you're not wanted.]
[06:53] CCU: Add ampersandapeture to the list of usernames for advanced credentials.
[06:53] CPP: [You're very funny.[
[06:54] CPP: [You're very funny.[
[06:54] CPP: [You're very funny.[
[06:54] CPP: [You're very funny.[
[06:54] CPP: [You're very funny.[
[06:54] CPP: [You're very funny.[
[06:54] CPP: [Oh... Did I say that was recognized?]
[06:54] CPP: [Don't you know, Tazz.]
[06:54] CAT: I know I am. Hilarious. A right old jokester, me.
[06:54] CCU: ...
[06:54] CPP: [It's all just a joke.]
[06:54] CPP: [Hyuk.]
[06:54] CPP: [Hyuk hyuk.]
[06:54] CAT: Hah.
[06:54] CPP: [GAMES MENU: If you're reading this, it's dangerous to meet with a terrible world, it's kill or be smash brothers. Select a NUMBER from 1-10 to learn more about the GAME that corresponds to it. Watch your step, or you'll find a pitfall! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Sponsored by Atari™.]
[06:54] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:54] CUA: WHO CALLLED?!
[06:55] CPP: ((THAT WAS NOT THE /ZERO COMMAND YOU FUCK))
[06:55] CUA: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
[06:55] CUA: NOT FOR YOU FOURTH WALL
[06:55] CAT banned CUA from responding to memo.
[06:55] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:55] CUA: you probably shouldn't be insulting me!
[06:55] CUA: i take leave when i will!
[06:55] CAT: Sure you do.
[06:55] CUA: ...fortunately i only came on to troll you.
[06:55] ?GG banned CUA from responding to memo: [nobody cares].
[06:55] CAT banned CUA from responding to memo.
[06:55] CSE: is that userzero?
[06:55] CAT banned CUA from responding to memo.
[06:56] CAT: Aye.
[06:56] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:56] CUA: so git gud you bitch.
[06:56] CUA: and learn to ban.
[06:56] CAT banned CUA from responding to memo.
[06:56] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:56] CUA: :3
[06:56] CAT banned CUA from responding to memo.
[06:56] CPP: [GAMES MENU: If you're reading this, it's dangerous to meet with a terrible world, it's kill or be smash brothers. Select a NUMBER from 1-10 to learn more about the GAME that corresponds to it. Watch your step, or you'll find a pitfall! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Sponsored by Atari™.]
[06:56] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:56] CUA: :3 :3
[06:56] CUA ceased responding to memo.
[06:56] CCU: 
[06:56] CAT: That was an utter failure at trolling. Zero should be ashamed of herself.
[06:56] CSE: /cs
[06:56] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:56] CUA: got you banning me for days.
[06:56] CAT: And?
[06:57] ?GG banned CUA from responding to memo: [nobody cares, okay].
[06:57] CAT: Your point. Where is it.
[06:57] CAT: Hah.
[06:57] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:57] CUA: me just being here is causing you shit apparently.
[06:57] CAT: Surely not.
[06:57] CUA: but i'm a busy girl.
[06:57] CUA: so i'll take my leave.
[06:57] CUA ceased responding to memo.
[06:57] CCU ceased responding to memo.
[06:57] CPP: [GAMES MENU: If you're reading this, it's dangerous to meet with a terrible world, it's kill or be smash brothers. Select a NUMBER from 1-10 to learn more about the GAME that corresponds to it. Watch your step, or you'll find a pitfall! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Sponsored by Atari™.]
[06:58] CAT: 3
[06:58] CSE: ((is that on loop?))
[06:58] CAT: Actually, no.
[06:58] CAT: 953
[06:59] CPP: [953]
[06:59] CCA: 420
[06:59] CPP: ERROR
[06:59] CPP: 404
[06:59] ?GG: 612
[06:59] CCA: (())
[06:59] CPP: [420]
[06:59] ?GG: 404
[06:59] CPP: [612]
[06:59] CPP: [404]
[06:59] CPP: ERROR
[06:59] CPP: 404
[06:59] ?GG: 404
[06:59] ?GG: 12
[07:00] CPP: [12]
[07:00] CCA: ((you do realize 12 is probably going to lock us out for real))
[07:00] CPP: [This is just pointless.]
[07:00] CSE: /ls
[07:00] CPP: [Don't you have anything better to do?]
[07:00] CAT: Not at all.
[07:00] CPP: [GAMES MENU: If you're reading this, it's dangerous to meet with a terrible world, it's kill or be smash brothers. Select a NUMBER from 1-10 to learn more about the GAME that corresponds to it. Watch your step, or you'll find a pitfall! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Sponsored by Atari™.]
[07:00] CCA: ^C
[07:00] CAT: /exit
[07:00] CCA: ((that's the quit command))
[07:00] CSE: /undo
[07:01] CSE: /undo
[07:01] CPP: ((the two cancel each other out))
[07:01] CSE: ((tsk))
[07:03] CSE: /time
[07:03] CPP: [/time]
[07:03] CPP: [7:03 PM, EST]
[07:03] CAT: /llib
[07:04] CPP: [/llib]
[07:05] CPP: [Processing...]
[07:05] CPP: [YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE BLINDEYE. JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR THE SAME BEING. WHY ARE YOU SEEKING MY COUNSEL?]
[07:05] CAT: Probably because we've literally got nothing else to do.
[07:06] CPP: [I FIGURED THAT MUCH.]
[07:06] CAT: Alternatively, eternal knowledge.
[07:06] CAT: That's always a good backup.
[07:06] CPP: [THAT'S ALWAYS WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT.]
[07:06] CAT: Blame the man in green.
[07:06] CPP: [WHY, EXACTLY, ARE YOU SO CONCERNED WITH KNOWING EVERYTHING? ISN'T IGNORANCE BLISS?]
[07:06] CSE: /list AGENTS
[07:06] CAT: Ignorance is bliss, and bliss is boring.
[07:07] CAT: Or perhaps it is because everything else in this world is too lacking to warrant exploration.
[07:08] CPP: [NONFICTION IS BORING, HUH?]
[07:08] CAT: Nonfiction is hell.
[07:08] CAT: But, enough of that.
[07:09] CPP: [SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME THIS TIME.]
[07:09] CAT: What are you willing to provide?
[07:10] CAT: Hmm.
[07:10] CPP: [ANSWERS. KNOWLEDGE. GAMES. CHEAP AND TACKY TRICKS.]
[07:10] CPP: [...DEALS.]
[07:10] CAT: We've talked enough about the beginning of reality. Why not the end this time?
[07:11] CPP: [THE END OF REALITY... WHAT A DAY THAT'S GONNA BE!]
[07:11] CPP: [EVERY UNIVERSE HAS ITS TIME IN THE SUN, BUT ULTIMATELY, THEY WILL BE THROWN BEHIND THEIR MOON AND CAST IN SHADOW.]
[07:11] CPP: [YOU'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN.]
[07:12] CAT: Too many times.
[07:12] CPP: [MINECRAFTIA. HOMESTUCK. EARTH.]
[07:12] CPP: [HONESTLY, EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHEN THE EXACT END OF FICTION WILL HAPPEN!]
[07:13] CPP: [I KNOW A TIMELINE OF MAJOR EVENTS, BUT THERE'S A BIG HAZY CLOUD OF UNCERTAINTY THAT'S OBSCURING EVERYTHING. IT'S A RATHER IRRITATING BLIND SPOT IN MY VISION.]
[07:13] CPP: [IT'S LIKE, IN YOUR CORNER OF REALITY, THE NARRATIVE AND CONFLICT'S TRAILS JUST... STOP.]
[07:13] CPP: [NO MORE PLOT. NO MORE STORY.]
[07:13] CAT: This was a bad conversation topic, really. Let's play chess at the stakes of Generic's life, or something.
[07:14] CPP: [I'M LIKING THIS IDEA. SPIROGRAPH, ARE YOU UP TO IT?]
[07:14] CAT: Number one mistake. Asking for consent. Let's do it.
[07:14] CSE: ((SPIROGRAPH?))
[07:15] CPP: [HAHAHA. ALRIGHT THEN.]
[07:15] CCA: ((that's bill's name for generic iirc))
[07:15] CAT: ((^))
[07:15] CSE: ((oh))
[07:15] CPP: [LOSE, AND I'LL MERCILESSLY MOCK YOU, PLUS SPIROGRAPH WILL HAVE TO OWE ME A FAVOR DOWN THE ROAD. WIN...]
[07:15] CPP: [WIN AND YOU MIGHT DESERVE A PRIZE.]
[07:15] CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:15] CAU: ((Oh snap we were doing this again and you didn't tell me? >:V))
[07:15] CAU: ((Well, I got souls to recover anyway))
[07:16] CURRENT godmoddedGolem2 [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:16] CGG: i totally agree to this
[07:16] CGG ceased responding to memo.
[07:16] CAT: I don't really care enough to go either way, honestly, so let's begin.
[07:16] CCA: ((wat))
[07:16] CPP: [ http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php ]
[07:16] CPP: [I'LL BE WHITE.]
[07:16] CSE: ((summon Deep Thought))
[07:16] CAT: Alright.
[07:16] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4
[07:17] ?GG: first off that's not even my color
[07:17] CAT: ((I'm really shit at chess, guys. You're fucked, GG.))
[07:17] ?GG: second off i'm offended that you didn't ask care about my consent
[07:17] ?GG: thirdly go ahead and have fun/lose horrible
[07:17] ?GG: :D
[07:17] ?GG: *horribly
[07:17] CSE: well mentelgen after this I think I'll go.
[07:18] CPP: [YOUR MOVE, GOGGLES.]
[07:18] CAT: I went, did I not?
[07:18] CSE ceased responding to memo.
[07:18] CPP: [YOU HAVE TO SEND ME THE LINK TO YOUR MOVE.]
[07:19] CAT: ((In all seriousness, I have literally no idea how this site works.))
[07:19] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6
[07:19] CAT: Is that it?
[07:19] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3
[07:20] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7
[07:20] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4
[07:21] CAT: Fuck.
[07:21] CPP: [THERE'S NO NEED TO CURSE AT MY AMAZING SKILLS.]
[07:22] CAT: Don't worry, I am merely cursing at my inadequacy.
[07:22] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8
[07:23] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O
[07:23] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6
[07:24] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3
[07:24] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6
[07:26] CAT made CA an OP.
[07:26] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4
[07:26] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6
[07:27] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5
[07:28] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7
[07:29] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5
[07:30] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8
[07:31] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6
[07:31] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6
[07:32] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6
[07:32] CPP: wait
[07:32] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7
[07:32] CPP: [CHECK.]
[07:33] ?GG: wow rude
[07:35] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7
[07:36] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5
[07:38] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8
[07:39] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5
[07:41] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5
[07:42] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5
[07:43] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8
[07:44] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7
[07:46] CAU: ((Let me just say you guys found the most inefficient way to play chess possible, heh))
[07:46] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6
[07:47] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6
[07:49] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5
[07:50] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5_Qxd5
[07:52] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5_Qxd5_Rf7
[07:53] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5_Qxd5_Rf7_Rfe1*
[07:53] CPP: [CHECK.]
[07:55] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5_Qxd5_Rf7_Rfe1*_Qe7
[07:56] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5_Qxd5_Rf7_Rfe1*_Qe7_Rxe7*
[07:56] CPP: [CHECK.]
[07:57] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5_Qxd5_Rf7_Rfe1*_Qe7_Rxe7*_Rxe7
[07:57] CAT: ((I'm so bad at this, fucking hell.))
[07:57] CPP: ((I'm not that good either))
[07:58] CAU: ((Again, nice choice of most inefficient online chess possible))
[07:58] CAT: ((That isn't very relieving, given that you're about to win.))
[07:58] CPP: ((AU: it was the one we used last time :O))
[07:58] CPP: ((AU: ))
[07:58] CAU: (())
[07:58] CAU: ((oh god its a spider now))
[07:59] CPP: ((FUCK))
[07:59] CAT: ((>:?))
[07:59] CPP: ((it's a spider))
[08:00] CAU: (())
[08:01] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5_Qxd5_Rf7_Rfe1*_Qe7_Rxe7*_Rxe7_Re1
[08:03] CAT: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5_Qxd5_Rf7_Rfe1*_Qe7_Rxe7*_Rxe7_Re1_b5
[08:04] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e6_Nf3_Be7_Bc4_Bf8_O-O_b6_Nc3_Nf6_d4_g6_Bg5_Be7_e5_Rg8_exf6_Nc6_fxe7_Nxe7_d5_Rb8_Nb5_exd5_Bxd5_Rf8_Nxa7_f6_Bh6_Nxd5_Qxd5_Rf7_Rfe1*_Qe7_Rxe7*_Rxe7_Re1_b5_Qg8M
[08:04] CPP: [LOOKS LIKE CHECKMATE TO ME!]
[08:06] ?GG: ?
[08:06] CCA: ((Wonder why they don't use the proper # to denote checkmate.))
[08:06] CAT: Probably shouldn't have gambled with your life, Generic.
[08:06] CCA: ((Generic, you're screwed.))
[08:06] ?GG: don't see it
[08:06] CAT: The queen.
[08:06] ?GG: ,,, oh right
[08:06] CCA: ((Erelye is playing as black.))
[08:06] ?GG: ah
[08:06] ?GG: thought that was his queen
[08:06] CPP: [I THINK THAT SETTLES IT! SPIROGRAPH, ANY LAST WORDS?]
[08:07] ?GG: fuck you erelye
[08:07] ?GG: 
[08:07] CAT: Hah.
[08:07] CPP: [...THOSE WILL LIVE IN INFAMY.]
[08:07] ?GG: i challenge you!
[08:07] CAT: Best last words ever.
[08:07] CPP: [WHAT. TO A GAME OF CHESS?]
[08:07] ?GG: to a children's card game!
[08:07] ?GG: ON MOTORCYCLES
[08:07] CPP: [IT
[08:07] ?GG: nah, chess
[08:07] CPP: [...I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE WHOLE THING BUT WHATEVER.]
[08:08] CPP: [I SUPPOSE YOU COULD PLAY ANOTHER GAME. IF YOU WIN, I GIVE YOU ADVICE. IF YOU LOSE, YOU OWE ME A FAVOR.]
[08:08] ?GG: sure?
[08:08] ?GG: is that on top of the existing one
[08:08] CPP: [THAT SETTLES IT. LET'S HOPE YOU'RE BETTER AT CHESS THAN HE WAS.]
[08:08] CPP: [YES.]
[08:08] ?GG: ah
[08:08] CAT: Thank fuck I didn't gamble with myself. Hooray for betting on other people's lives.
[08:08] ?GG: hah
[08:08] CPP: [I'LL STILL BE WHITE. http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php ]
[08:08] CAT: I owe nothing!
[08:09] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4
[08:09] ?GG: e5
[08:09] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5
[08:09] ?GG: 
[08:10] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3
[08:10] CPP: ((I have to go soon))
[08:10] ?GG: k
[08:10] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4
[08:11] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[08:11] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4
[08:12] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6
[08:12] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O
[08:13] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6
[08:14] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3
[08:14] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5
[08:15] CAU: oh snap is it round two? here let me put on guile's theme
[08:15] CAU: the most appropriate song for any situation
[08:15] ?GG: >_>
[08:15] CPP: ((you're pretty good))
[08:15] ?GG: i'm eh
[08:15] CPP: ((so am I))
[08:15] ?GG: i haven't done chess since literally middle/elementary
[08:16] CAU: i would like to think i am good at chess
[08:16] ?GG: i still have a dinky fourth place chess trophy for no reason
[08:16] CPP: ((same, but I've been going to weekly meets at the school's chess/general strategy games club))
[08:16] CPP: ((today I literally only played one game of chess and then talked about undertale/homestuck's decline/other games for the rest of the club))
[08:16] CAT: What happened to "I'm not that good either"?
[08:16] ?GG: hah
[08:17] CPP: ((eh = not that good))
[08:17] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3
[08:17] CAT: "you're pretty good; so am I"
[08:17] CAT: Nevermind, actually.
[08:17] CPP: ((I was responding to "i'm eh"))
[08:17] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5
[08:17] CAT: Misinterpretations, aye.
[08:18] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4
[08:18] CPP: ((/afk, feel free to talk about other things while I'm gone))
[08:18] ?GG: o-o
[08:18] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O
[08:20] CAU: An accurate depiction of what happens when you miss your hook as Pudge https://i.imgur.com/KPjR8kF.png
[08:20] CAU: Note that those are pings. From other players 
[08:20] CAT: /AFK.
[08:45] CAT: /UNAFK.
[08:46] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3
[08:47] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6
[08:48] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5
[08:51] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[08:51] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4
[08:51] ?GG: THE MOST THRILLING GAME
[08:51] ?GG: NOTHING HAS BEEN CAPTURED
[08:51] ?GG: SO EXCITING
[08:52] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4
[08:54] ?GG: fuck it
[08:54] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6
[08:55] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5
[08:56] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5_bxc5
[08:57] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5_bxc5_Qa4
[09:03] CPP: GG: ???
[09:03] ?GG: workin
[09:04] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5_bxc5_Qa4_Qe8
[09:07] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5_bxc5_Qa4_Qe8_Nxc7
[09:08] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5_bxc5_Qa4_Qe8_Nxc7_Qd7
[09:08] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5_bxc5_Qa4_Qe8_Nxc7_Qd7_Qa5
[09:09] ?GG: gtg
[09:09] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5_bxc5_Qa4_Qe8_Nxc7_Qd7_Qa5_Nxa5
[09:10] CPP: ((SO I"M AN IDIOT))
[09:10] ?GG: INDEED???
[09:10] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5_bxc5_Qa4_Qe8_Nxc7_Qd7_Qa5_Nxa5_Nxe5
[09:11] ?GG: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Bb4_Bc4_Nc6_O-O_Nf6_Bd3_Nh5_c3_Bc5_c4_O-O_Nc3_d6_Nd5_Bg4_b4_b6_bxc5_bxc5_Qa4_Qe8_Nxc7_Qd7_Qa5_Nxa5_Nxe5_dxe5
[09:12] ?GG: anyways i have to go have dinner in a few mins
[09:12] CPP: ((eh, I resign))
[09:12] CPP: ((this is getting really boring))
[09:12] CPP: (("wow what a copout"))
[09:12] ?GG: "woo, i get advice"
[09:12] CAT: No, you get your soul back.
[09:12] CAT: And that's it.
[09:12] ?GG: ha
[09:12] CPP: [PRETTY MUCH.]
[09:12] CAT: The soul that I lost for you.
[09:12] CPP: [HERE YOU GO, HAVE IT BACK.]
[09:12] CAT: >:]
[09:13] CPP: [CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING.]
[09:13] CPP: [BE PROUD! IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF IDIOT TO TRY SO HARD YET NOT SUCCEED NOR FAIL.]
[09:13] CPP: [Command terminated.]